#Why did I make this?

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

[beerenlos]

[saltysniper]

Has this been done yet

[starwlf]

Losing it, perhaps.

[the-l0ser-st4r]

James, walks into class late: Sorry, I was setting stuff on fire

Remus, looking slightly disheveled and has burn marks on his uniform: I'm stuff

[longlivethedragons]

Guys I things something’s wrong with my copy of Xenoblade Chronicles 3

[nitofenito]

He's gotta contain the walrider

[mossystoneprince]

Fanart of Jon (the wasp larvae) for @unfairlyfallen

Don’t question why I had this ready so quickly

[jekisatsu]

The player meeting Cruel King for the first time (why did I make this anyways)

[theaurorasky]

[burnttoast14]

Who I think the batfam voted for in the 2024 election:

Dick: Kamala

Jason: Can’t vote (legally deceased)

Tim: Can’t vote either (Still 17)

Cass: Brendon Urie (No one is sure why. She’s not even sure why)

Steph: Kanye.

Damian: Dick (he snuck in on top of Jon’s shoulders in a trenchcoat)

Duke: Himself (felt like he was the most qualified for the job)

Bruce: Kamala

Alfred: can’t vote (British)

[phoebepheebsphibs]

So I guess I just made a new AU for myself?

@sariphantom

[lythiannatheultimate]

So, I have this idea...

Basically, I have made up children for every Punch-out ship I have liked, so here is my character idea's.

🇩��Alexandra🇫🇷

•She is very shy, but very kind when she opens up

•Had to get surgery to remove her breasts because of breast cancer(poor girl)

•Has a crush on a girl named Alice

•13 years old

•The WVBA is very kind to her, especially Disco kid(aw😊)

🇲🇽Henry🇬🇧

•Very kind and adorable

•Literally just a baby

•Narcis had Aran babysit Henry (Did not go well)

•Narcis spoils him

• His dad (masked muscle) literally has never shown his face to his own child😕

🇨🇦Sakurai🇯🇵

•Extremely shy

•gets SPOILED

•Talk bad about his parents and he will KILL you

•9 years old

• Hondo buys him literally some of the cutest stuff

🇹🇷Ivan🇷🇺

•Has a HEAVY Russian accent

•Very kind

•Soda spoils him rotten

•16 years old

•Walked in on his parents making out one time(ew)

🇺🇸 Francis 🇮🇪

•also spoiled

•Definitely gets his personality from his dad (Disco Kid)

•LOVES his Irish dad ( Aran Ryan)

•4 years old

•Adorable

?Luther (Indian)

•has a dad from an weird country

•8 years old

•Has ABSOLUTELY no clue on where his dad (Rick bruiser) is from

•Great Tiger gives him a massive hug when he gets home( so sweet☺️)

•Rick bruiser gets very busy and can not see his son a lot (sad😔)

🇺🇸 Alex

• 10 months old (he's a little boy👶)

•was born on accident but his parents ( or parent) still loves him very much

•SO ADORABLE

•his parent gave birth to him after he got abused (I'm so sorry)

•Doc Louis LOVES him so much

Yeah, that's basically it...

[duin-i-guess]

This was in my mind for some reason.

Everyone seems to think I'm dating Garroth why?

You two were literally making out in public the other day

Your point being?

Laurance you can't just make out with Garroth in public and not expect people to think you're dating!

[rat-detector-24]

I should have been sleeping but I made this instead.

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

J is Queen of the Junjile

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J: Alright if I was an animal what animal do you think I would be? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.

Thad: A fox.

Uzi: A rat.

N: A rat.

V: A rat.

Lizzy: A rat.

Doll’s Corpse: Ты был бы крысой.

The Absolute Solver: J, you’re a rat.

Nori: You’d be a rat.

Khan: I think you’d be a rat.

J: (Trying to hide her annoyance) I think I’d be a wolf. I really think so. I would be a wolf-lioness hybrid mix. Queen of the Junjile— (Tries to catch herself) Junjile, but still social and with it and ferocious.