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I don’t have beef with ascended astarion on a moral level (lord knows I’d be a hypocrite) but every time I see someone romancing him uncritically I become the biggest “I hope jakey fucking dies” lesbian in the universe
#bg3#not putting full fandom tags on cause I don’t want to get eaten alive#am I a hypocrite? why yes! thanks for asking#I’m all for dark romance but when one partner has full bodily control over the other without any hope of that changing I tune out#the astarion romance is in large part about power dynamics and while imbalance is inherently subjective it’s clearly visible#both in the lead up (someone holds the means of survival over you) and in the ascendant ending (with the positions flipped)#when people refuse to interrogate it and turn it into some romantasy book I get really disappointed.#no shade to people who do study it#or are just massive 24 power exchange subs#again nothing morally wrong#but it annoys me
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trash take but everyone blaming (heavy on BLAMING and not simply placing responsibility where it’s due) Curly for not knowing how to react after being told his friend was a rapist in time (because he literally had like a day to process this info) are forgetting the fact that Swansea knew about Anya’s rape for longer and didn’t try anything either until it was too late. at that point Swansea had been witness of Jimmy’s delusions and there was no need for a Captain.
we could all blame every character for not reacting how ideally we would want them to and there would be a million reasons for every single one of them, i just wanted to share my opinion as i think some people are being too harsh on what Curly could’ve realistically do taking into account no one could’ve foresee that Jimmy would be capable of killing everyone including himself.
#again this is more towards the people that genuinely hate Curly exclusively for reacting like the averse person would#ALSO in my imaginary scale where Jimmy is simply evil and Anya and Daisuke did nothing wrong both Curly and Swansea are in the middle#basically… morally grey characters that aren’t neither good nor bad#just people doing what they can and what they think is the best#mouthwashing#captain curly#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly defender lmfao
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Please keep your romanticised zealotry out of the tags.
If you think Gale is the only character in BG3 who has not been abused by a higher power, then you have seriously missed a key theme of the entire narrative of the game. Especially Gale's story and character arc.
One of the biggest themes of the game is power and the cycles of abuse. Specifically, those with power controlling those 'underneath' them and using them for their own gain. Even the games villains are just pawns for a god or a devil.
Sincerely, a Gale fan who is tired of people saying he wasn't abused because he is a man and Mystra is a female goddess.
We're not jealous because he has an ex fml.
Mystra does not love Gale. She has a history of sleeping with her chosen and using her charms to convince them to become her chosen. I'm not saying she is solely responsible for what happened ( I'm looking at you, Elminster), but she is the (for want of a better word) abuser in Gale's case. What reasons would a goddess have for sleeping with her chosen when they don’t feel as mortals do?
It's also important to point out that Gale did not know that the orb was of netherese origin. He thought he was helping her by returning a piece of the weave to her, that is canon. And he did so because he thought he was losing her favour. Gale had no one in his life to stop him (look how easily Tav can convince him not to go for the crown or blow himself up). He just wanted to earn back the favour of his goddess.
Gale's situation might not be as clear cut as the other origin companions, but that doesn't mean that his storyline doesn't follow the same themes and he wasn't groomed, used, abused and discarded by a god.
If you want to read some Mystra lore and how it relates to Gale, the following Tumblr accounts have posted some amazing metas in the past: messiahzz & galedekarios (I'm not going to tag them directly here).
#re that one post yesterday#saying that once again Gale was not abused and Mystra did nothing wrong#Mystra is a goddess it doesn’t matter that she is woman she had all the power in that situation#Also someone can be good aligned and still do morally grey things#Let there be depictions of toxic women#bg3#gale dekarios
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wild how you can directly state your issue with queernorm works being upheld as morally better, and describe how it alienates you with language like “being queer is the same as being straight” and then ppl will go on your post and say you only feel this way because you have internalized queerphobia
#i don’t have internalized queerphobia but i like books that are meaningfully about queer culture and queer issues#and all of that being swept aside to be like ‘everyone is exactly the same and has the exact same experiences’ is not interesting#or fulfilling reading to me#and it’s not morally wrong to prefer those books or morally right to only write queernorm worlds#which is the whole point like why can’t any of these ppl go five seconds without condescending to ppl AUGH#i genuinely wish i could get offline rn but i’m once again at work with nothing to do#i need a text post tag
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did a little doodle of Farrah
#unordinary#Farrah UnOrdinary#drawing in my diary again#I think she’s pretty interesting#I mean so far we have nothing#but i have the sneaking suspicion that she’s gonna become a sympathetic or at least#morally grey character once her motives are revealed#So im holding off on hating her#mainly because of her comment about “how far would you go to protect the ones you love? Would you kill for them?”#makes me think that there’s more to her and her motives than meets the eye#Kay honestly gonna tag this as#prediction#Latest chapter as of prediction: Side story — Triple Threat (2)#Because i could be totally wrong#but if im right I want the world to know i predicted it#because I predicted conversion tech in like 2021 and I can’t prove it which is really sad
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y’know. something that gets overlooked often is kate’s video, and the confirmed implications of it.
whether you believe nathan assaulted kate or not, this doesn’t take away from the fact she was canonically sa’d by multiple boys at the vortex club party. there are no names given, but we know this is undoubtedly true due to the video’s existence as well as everyone talking about the contents within said video. we also know that kate was visibly out of it in the video given max’s remarks when she finds it on victoria’s computer, and that passed out girls are a common sight at vortex club parties given the unresponsive student across hayden at the end-of-the-world bash :

regardless of where you stand on nathan’s involvement, it is undoubtedly obvious that kate is a victim of sexual assault. she was drugged and then mauled by a group of boys who could probably tell something was wrong, but just didn’t care enough to check. after all, as victoria puts it, people get wasted all the time … how are they supposed to protect or care for every which one of them? ( excuses! )
lis:1 in general has always handled sexual assault with nuance so rarely found in media. they do not make harsh lines in the sand about what ‘counts’ or not. they do not make a show of brutalizing the women on our screen via borderline fetish content like most do when discussing themes of rape. instead, there are undertones : max in lis:de, for example, treats the dark room like a sexual assault trauma specifically. she also goes through her own victim blaming by harping on how attractive she found jefferson, how much she wanted to marry him … this occurs in her nightmare as well, where max behaves as though she wanted what happened, what jefferson did to her, when we know she didn’t. obviously, max was not raped. she was not kissed or groped. but there is an underlying sexual gratification jefferson gets from framing her -- there are perverted comments whispered in her ear, she’s being posed with her purity being talked about, and she is being photographed in a vulnerable, helpless state. it just paints a picture. max comes out of it well aware that jefferson was into it, into seeing her that way, and he moved her while she was unconscious and took his sick photos and that’s enough for the trauma to settle in the sexual assault category. most people wouldn’t count it as that, but the game itself does. the dark room has always been a heavy handed look into young girls being abused and preyed on by older men. it is not shocking that it’s one big metaphor for sexual abuse as well, especially sexual abuse that is demeaned and invalidated by others, sexual abuse that isn’t believed. cue jefferson’s whole character. a man who is too perfect and beloved to suspect. a man who told kate to her face that she’s just seeking attention and likely enjoyed what happened to her. a man who got away with such remarks.
the newspapers go out of their way to claim there isn’t any evidence of sexual assault among the victims, and i believe that’s because they weren’t assaulted in the only way the public cares to look, which is penetrative sex. i could also see the article lying, as papers do, but i think it paints a more prominent picture of how weird people are about sexual assault victims and how downright demanding they are about what counts, what doesn’t, and what’s okay for victims to do or say about their own experiences. it is all rather disgusting, honestly! and i’ve always been enamored by the more complicated, unpopular takes lis:1 took with that plot. i feel like to harp on sexual trauma that genuinely isn’t confirmed and to then ignore the girls’ actual sexual assault ( jefferson, the vortex club ) does a rather huge disservice to the game’s more interesting themes. to put it plainly, it’s a major simplifying tale of the story.
#tbt.#tw sa#been thinking abt this forever tbh?? like. why does nobody actually talk about that damn video#i just find it amusing when people act like nathan decides kate’s victimhood or not. because he doesn’t.#whether he touched her or not doesnt matter — she was canonically touched at that party and recorded and MOCKED for it#multiple boys touched her. this is an undeniable fact. the boys are anonymous but they are confirmed#to act like saying that nathan didn’t assault her removes her victimhood is frankly ignorant and weird to me#he’s already a pretty shitty guy? like. we KNOW he’s done fucked up shit.#whether he touched her or not doesn’t negate the fact he drugged her at all and let that happen to begin with lol#why are some people so …. obsessed? with the fact that he supposedly sa’d her?#again. i don’t care whether you hc that he did or not. i could see either or but! some people are weirdos about it#and i think making very bold takes about kate’s victimhood is weird as fuck anyway#a.) way to prove the game’s themes right in the fact that people are so weird about sa to begin with#and how people act like dictators and actively take away victim’s voices by using big scary words to prove that their opinions are right#and everyone else’s is wrong so if you’re wrong you’re actually disgusting and don’t care about sa#and b.) some of you ONLY view kate as a victim of nathan and nothing more. or just a victim in general. and i think that’s interesting!!#anyway this isnt about any mutuals dw dw but like i’ve had this in my drafts for five days so im releasing it!!#how lis handles sa is so important to me and i hate that people dumb it down and turn it into a morality war??? so weird#but yeah <3 will try to respond to msgs later today
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12 full hours later I am finally out of the hospital I feel like I'm gonna fucking fall over
#so tired I'm posting abt my life#I had big dreams abt getting Stuff Done in the waiting room. but the only thing u can do in a waiting room is watch election polls and Wait#and again. nothing wrong with me was providing moral slash other sorts of support#murk posts
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I don't know I just feel like....
We just watched a man self-immolate in his military uniform. And I don't want to sound like an idiot, because it's much more than this but, couldn't you say that was a very extreme form of conscientious objection?
He could not be complicit anymore, but there is literally no way out of being complicit in this genocide if you live in America. For him especially, being trapped in military service. But for all of us. All of us are trapped in complicity in some way, and we can try to counteract that sin with as much meaningful direct action as we can possibly do, but all of that action comes with some proportional level of risk.
So, a man burned himself alive in an extreme form of conscientious objection (the only form available to him - one of great violence)
And people are still on here telling people to suck it up and vote for Biden.
I just... maybe I'm really stupid and I just can't see the logic y'all are putting forward. Because the way you lay it out it all seems to make so much sense to you. I understand we're trapped in a two party system. I understand the Republicans don't have the same consciences we do and are gonna vote en masse for Trump. I understand Trump is a danger globally and domestically. I understand all that, and I don't want his second term to come to pass. I'm not ignorant of how dangerous he is.
But a man self-immolated to object to the system of complicity he's trapped in, and the most logical response y'all have to a bunch of people wanting to opt out of complicity in this election, and the next four years of horrors that will be done in their name is to tell them, you just have to suck it up and be complicit. Your only tool is to make a phone call. You can try to protest, but there's a non-zero chance you'll be beaten and arrested and have your life ruined, by the way. You can donate to try and put a bandaid on the horrors you're seeing through your phone screen everyday (and you should, but God it's sure not stopping anything). But you're not allowed to object to being complicit in the selection of the Genocider-In-Chief.
It's not going to stop the genocide. We know this. It's not going to stop the election. We know this. It's not going to change anything directly, and Trump is going to get elected (which he will either way. most people who would vote against him are doing it anyway, y'all are fighting a very very small online minority).
But a man self-immolated in his military uniform. He didn't think that act was going to directly stop aid from going to Israel, or stop the genocide, or destroy the US military industrial complex. He didn't think his one small (but extremely brave and impactful) act was going to solve everything. Everything that was going to happen is still going to happen just with one less man in uniform.
But it wasn't nothing. It didn't do nothing. It's not his fault that the military will keep on chugging. It's not his fault that things are getting worse in Gaza every day. But he's not complicit anymore and he sent a message. And he had to die to achieve that.
And y'all are telling us we can't even do the very small act of not being complicit in the presidency. It's a less effective act of protest, but I also don't have to die for it.
It's not a boycott (I've seen this strawman, i don't know why you think we think that). It's not going to "send a message to the government" (obviously, we're not ignorant). It's to the Party that runs these candidates, and makes money off of "pick us because we're not the other guy" then commits crimes against humanity. I don't want to roll over and be fucking complicit in that.
Parties and candidates look at those numbers. they see how many people voted for them last time and how many people this time.
They don't care about our voices, and our protests, and our emails. They care about donations, and they care about votes. That's it. That's all they look at. If the emails and the phone calls and the protests don't result in a drop in one of those two things, they don't fucking care.
I don't know. This is a long ass ramble, but I'm trying to work out my feelings about this. Because we can't opt out of paying taxes, we can't really opt out of the benefits of living and being born in the Global North, we can't opt out of work, we can't opt out of the military, we can't opt out of following the law without extreme violence being brought against us. We can't do a whole fucking lot besides call, email, donate, and protest in a way that doesn't get us beaten and arrested, and if you do get beaten and arrested, you'll be dealing with the legal consequences for years or potentially the rest of your life.
And a man burned himself to death to object but I can't withhold my vote???
#just saw a long ass post that asked the question “what is your objective”#and concluded if you don't have any leverage you should just do nothing#and i really really thought about it because it was very well thought out#but i just can't agree with the conclusion#yes find your leverage and use it#yes tailor your tactics to your objectives#but I'm not wrong to object to the system in the very limited ways that are available to me#i feel like I'm crazy#but I've spent this whole last term regretting breaking down and voting for biden last time when my morals told me not to#i don't think i can do it again#and it's not a baseless moral stance or a self-centered “i don't want to feel bad” one#it just doesn't make sense to me#maybe I'll feel guilty when trump wins and wish I'd chosen differently#but i think#I'll feel like this system didn't give me a choice#and I'd rather not let my voice be used to prop up genocide#than roll over and act like no choice is a choice#“people fought for your right to vote” then they fought for my right to opt out of that as well#I'm not good at outlining my logic but i hope if anyone actually sees this#you understand where I'm coming from
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I drew this before i fell asleep this morning and honestly its so funny to me
#sundried sketches#me: YES!!!!!@!!#theres more to this but im not uploading it lol#theres nothing morally wrong w showa anime characters and toons gettin it on its just my toon form is rhe aize of a toddler#so my baby doll takes issue with the optics#choro thinks its gross tho bc thats his brothers hole. he already know where todos been and doesnt wamna be there too#once again I think its funny we're in an interanimational relationship. in this au im bianimation as a toon and funny
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Is it hypocritical of me to be vehemently against the notion that Anders did nothing wrong, when I was on the "Korn did nothing wrong" train for the entirety of The Gifted: Graduation, and both tried to blow up a public space with people in it to force a conflict involving people with strange abilities to a head - but only Korn almost got a beloved female character killed? Perhaps. I'm still right in both cases though, so it's fine.
#i could argue about the differences between their goals their plans their situation or their characters but the bottom line is this#'anders did nothing wrong' is boring and refuses to grapple with some of his most interesting aspects#'korn did nothing wrong' challenged the mostly pang-centered morality of the show (not a bad thing. pang's the goodest boy)#and drove home the fact that *koi* was in the right (in case we forgot) which is the most important thing and links them together again an#justice for my girl this is actually a koi post#the gifted#dragon age#(korn was out of line for the stabbing though. i'll give you that one)#oh and just in case:#obligatory 'this is a joke' disclaimer
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CHAPTER 4!!!
Summary:
“HOLY SH-” Miles and Gwen simultaneously turned to cover Pav’s mouth so as to not alert the creature in the middle of the carnage below them. The creature either didn’t hear him or it was too preoccupied with whatever it was doing. To his regret Miles soon realized what that was, as another wet snapping noise broke the silence once more. The creature was crouched down on all fours over what Miles assumed was the body of an officer, though it was so mutilated that it was hard to tell for sure. Its head was buried into the chest of the body beneath it, another wet snapping noise emerging as it pulled out a couple of ribs between its bloodied jaws... Or The Spider-Gang goes looking for Hobie. They don’t like what they find.
Chapter 4 of my Venom!Hobie fic is here! 💜💜💜
#first time we get hobie's pov in this fic!!!!#Decided to split this chapter into two parts so this chapter is a bit short#but at least it's out sooner this way#I just felt like it fir the tone better to end this chapter here#honestly writing hobie is what I dreaded the most about this fic (after my grammar that is)#cause I've seen so many people complain about how people write him#but once again I'll only get better if I practice and get input if I did anything wrong so here goes nothing#I really dreaded editing this chapter but it went much smoother than I thought so I'm happy about that#I just wonder if I'm being too vague/not vague enough about how the symbiote is affecting his mind!#cause in my mind it's all perfectly clear but that doen't ensure it's clear in my writing lol#hopefully people will let me know if something doesn't make sense so I can elaborate on it <3#it's once again way past midnight as I post this so I'm off to bed now lol#I'm so tired but I wanted to post this chapter today so here you are <3#hobie brown#spider punk#Venom!Hobie#miles morales#spider man#gwen stacy#spider gwen#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#across the spider verse#atsv#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#my fic#my post
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me usually all the time: wow what I wouldn't give to feel good again
me when I feel good: wow what I wouldn't give to feel bad again
#moral of the story is nothing is real and change is impossible and i am ouroboros cursed to be nourished by consuming myself#constant guilt GO AWAYYYYYYYY NOTHING IS IN MY CONTROL I AM A USELESS TEENAGER WHY DO YOU PLAGUE MEEEEEE#ughhhhhhhhh there is something simultaneously deeply wrong with me with something deeply not wrong with me.#that makes 0 sense okay cool#ignore me i am once again#being stupid#fffffffff#sleepys postings
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does anyone else still have one ship that they hate that they allow themselves to be petty about? like, we're all adults at this point, if someone likes something i don't and they aren't hurting anyone it's whatever. block and move on, just don't talk about it, whatever. but recently i was thinking of applying for a project until i found out the person who's running it is the self proclaimed ceo of said ship that i hate and it icked me out so bad i immediately rescinded my application
#again i cannot stress how much there is nothing morally wrong with this ship. i just don't like it. like they would never#vel.txt
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DYNAMICS TAGS, PT. 1
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: tobias & elijah. ❫ / you and i will change the world. there is yet hope for it; just none for us.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: tobias & ash. ❫ / ill make sure you`ll never be alone again. i`ll put the world at your feet. anything for you.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: tobias & mya. ❫ / you and i both know this ends in blood. the moral of our story is; i will gut you when i want to.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: dan heng & jing yuan. ❫ / all the water in the sea could not engulf the peace you’ve given me.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: aha & mya. ❫ / the greatest blessing granted to mankind come by way of laughter; tis a gift from the divine.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & mya. ❫ / he says he believes a person can love someone and still be able to murder that person.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & fyodor. ❫ / no human being has ever stood as close to my soul as you stand.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & shougo. ❫ / is your blood authentic? is your soul alive? can you prove it to me?
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & ranpo. ❫ / you; who opened suns in my heart. you; the last remaining dream of my soul.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: alternative & backup. ❫ / i'm not sure if our love is salve or a deeper kind of wound. i don't think it matters.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: naotora & kanetatsu. ❫ / nothing is more beautiful than you; and nothing is happier than me when i'm with you.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: soma & seiroku. ❫ / with your presence and your grace; everything in my life falls in its proper place.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: jin guangyao & xue yang. ❫ / if you are intolerable; let me be the one to tolerate you.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: shalnark & chrollo. ❫ / sing for the damage that we've done; and for the worse things that we will do.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: shalnark & feitan. ❫ / you can have my heart; if you have the stomach to take it.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: toma & shin. ❫ / yes; there is a place where someone loves you both before and after they learn what you are.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: gear & ash. ❫ / i will love you if i never see you again; and i will love you if i see you everyday.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: lawless & licht. ❫ / everything i want to say; i swallow. and so you choose to touch my soul.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: ezekiel & chihiro. ❫ / i have an infinite tenderness for you; dear sister. i always have; and always will.
◜✧ . ❪ DYN: langris & kimiko. ❫ / there is something wrong with you. there is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me.
#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: tobias & elijah. ❫ / you and i will change the world. there is yet hope for it; just none for us.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: tobias & ash. ❫ / i`ll make sure you`ll never be alone again. i`ll put the world at your feet. anything for you.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: tobias & mya. ❫ / you and i both know this ends in blood. the moral of our story is; i will gut you when i want to.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: dan heng & jing yuan. ❫ / all the water in the sea could not engulf the peace you’ve given me.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: aha & mya. ❫ / the greatest blessing granted to mankind come by way of laughter; tis a gift from the divine.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & mya. ❫ / he says he believes a person can love someone and still be able to murder that person.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & fyodor. ❫ / no human being has ever stood as close to my soul as you stand.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & shougo. ❫ / is your blood authentic? is your soul alive? can you prove it to me?#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: nikolai & ranpo. ❫ / you; who opened suns in my heart. you; the last remaining dream of my soul.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: alternative & backup. ❫ / i'm not sure if our love is salve or a deeper kind of wound. i don't think it matters.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: naotora & kanetatsu. ❫ / nothing is more beautiful than you; and nothing is happier than me when i'm with you.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: soma & seiroku. ❫ / with your presence and your grace; everything in my life falls in its proper place.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: jin guangyao & xue yang. ❫ / if you are intolerable; let me be the one to tolerate you.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: shalnark & chrollo. ❫ / sing for the damage that we've done; and for the worse things that we will do.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: shalnark & feitan. ❫ / you can have my heart; if you have the stomach to take it.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: toma & shin. ❫ / yes; there is a place where someone loves you both before and after they learn what you are.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: gear & ash. ❫ / i will love you if i never see you again; and i will love you if i see you everyday.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: lawless & licht. ❫ / everything i want to say; i swallow. and so you choose to touch my soul.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: ezekiel & chihiro. ❫ / i have an infinite tenderness for you; dear sister. i always have; and always will.#◜✧ . ❪ DYN: langris & kimiko. ❫ / there is something wrong with you. there is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me.#tag drop.
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Not eating/drinking because you're worried about how "healthy" something is doesn't do anything other than make your body feel infinitely worse. Eating/drinking the thing will give your body energy, always. Do it.
It's always better to eat or drink "junk" than to not eat or drink at all, okay. Full stop. End of statement.
#so much of my time in therapy is just going over this concept over and over again#food rules and food morality and food hierarchies are fake and wrong#Eat the thing. Drink the thing. Give your body the nutrients#Something is always! always!! better than nothing#a reflection of what shines#in the kitchen making food from the garden
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A game of clue with the batfam isn’t a game. It’s life or death, and the Kent’s were none the wiser.
BRUCE: Clark, I want to tell you if we lose this game of clue I’m done with you.
CLARK: huh? I’m sorry Bruce what?
BRUCE: I’m not shitting around big boy. This is life or death and I’m not losing to my children AGAIN.
*a heated game of clue begins, each in a group of two
CASS AND STEPH
BABS AND KARA
JASON AND DICK
TIM AND KON
DAMIAN AND JON
DUKE AND ALFRED
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JASON: I’m going to beat all your asses, and this time it’s going to be two family’s? This is gonna be good.
STEPH: you know for someone who died TWICE wouldn’t you be more weary? Cuz you’re going down Todd.
TIM: NO SHOT! Me and B are the only decent detectives and if we lose somone must’ve been cheating.
The Kent’s collectively swallow in fear, they’re going to die here.
The game thickens as each place is uncovered, at one point Damian resorted to dangling kon over the cealing with kryptonite in hand,
DAMIAN:DRAKE SHOW ME YOUR CARD I WONT HESITATE.
TIM: FUCK YOU.
And as the game wraps up, we realize that nothing has come from Alfred or duke the whole game. When I rounds back to their turn duke speaks,
DUKE: I’d like to make a Geuss.
The entire family turns, slowly.
Mind you, this is dukes first experience with Wayne clue. He is just as scared as the Kent’s. If not more.
DUKE: Mrs.Scarlet, in the lounge, with the candlebar.
Duke opens the Manila envelope, if he’s right-well he’s dead. If he wrong, he’s going to be dogged on for all eternity.
There it is. Mrs.scarlet, in the lounge, with the handlebar. Duke was right! He cheers and hugs Alfred thankful he won’t be dogged on
Realization hits him.
ALFRED:master Duke. You should run.
That day Duke was almost sent to the hospital, Clark was subsequently almost broken up with in a late night scolding by Bruce, kon WAS dumped for a week and Jon lost a friend
Moral is; DONT PLAY WAYNE FAMILY CLUE.
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