#all in a nutshell

[thepreciouspurrsian]

This is Ac Valhalla summarized <3

[disneytoonland]

[fromfarlands]

POV you just made a visit to the Fort

[faunandfloraas]

miniseungkim's 250614 insta live.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hua cheng's patience: infinite

hua cheng's impulse control: zero

[littledoofing]

🎊GO DOOF GO🪩

[thirdsonofeve]

the only one of those old men who has an "average" "healthy" physique is tremblay and i'm not joking. he's the only one of them who eats three meals a day and regularily exercises. i am willing to accept sabbadin does as well. everyone else tho? no. thomas has a straight-up eating disorder (currently reading the book and let me just say i reject buff thomas. that is the devil talking. that man is so goddamn frail and thin pls someone make him eat a warm meal). aldo has the weirdest eating (and sleep) schedual known to man and regularily forgets to eat (he would cook pasta in the coffee pot if he had to in order to finish his work). i've decided to go with the book version of ray (which describes him as fat with a bluff, red face) he snacks while he works and "tea" time with the dean tends to require cookies. vincent has been malnurished in 15 different ways throughout his life but also has a stomach of steel and regularly eats things that should not be eaten bc he hates the idea of anything going to waste. adeyemi and tedesco both got fat the *second* they had the chance to (adeyemi gets unbearable to be around if he doesn't eat every three hours and tedesco will have two servings of dinner even though he just had a snack. what do you mean they cant have a sandwich bc dinner will be ready in an hour?)

On a possibly more important side note; chubby Agnes.

[aroaceleovaldez]

mildly entertaining pjo fandom curse (mostly in that you can make games out of it):

everybody draws Piper showing skin. half the time Shel as well. literally almost EVERYBODY. go look at Piper fanart. is she wearing a crop top? i bet she is. or if she's wearing a dress hers is gonna be one of the most revealing. bonus points if they gave her a belly button piercing. and it's almost always only Piper and/or Shel. i thought we had a whole discussion about sexualizing young indigenous girls back in like 2021 but i guess nobody processed that part cause pjo fandom acts like if they dont have Piper show her stomach or have her shirt ride up they'll die.

the curse is that you will never unsee this. have fun with that.

[cashmoneyshorty]

me in a nutshell

[beargyufairy]

I had all

And then most of you

Some

And now none of you

Take me back to the night we met

[disneytoonland]

[black-and-yellow]

[amazingdeadfish]

Who's Mr. Wukong's crush in the LMK High School Teacher AU? Is it mr. macaque because he's always "making faces at each other in the assemblies?" Also, does macaque have a love interest in this au. If so who is it? (not me shipping teachers at lmk school. lol)

Mr Sun (Wukong)'s love interest is (unfortunate for shadowpeach shippers) not Macaque. Though, that might be for the better, because they're already a handful when they hate each other.

As for who is actually Mr Sun's love interest (it's not actually confirmed, but there's a ton of student speculation. Mr Sun has never outrightly confessed he even has a crush, nor will he ever. That doesn't mean he doesn't have endless rants about the main suspect unprompted at any given moment though, and get too excited when the main suspect is in the vicinity), here is a small comic that might answer it better than measly words:

For your second question? Well-

Continuation from here

[baldursghaik]

“You’re already in my head constantly—what would be different?”

“Everything.”

A Life Without Fear

After decades spent in the solitude of his library, studying the glamour and excitement of legends like Minsc of Rashemen and Balduran, Thyneron has envied the great heroes of Faerûn as much as he looked up to them. He always longed for adventure and thrill—but was entirely unprepared to find himself locked in a strange pod inside of an even stranger nautiloid, at the onset of an adventure he never asked for.

On he and his companion’s journey to return home to Baldur’s Gate and stop the tyranny of the Absolute, Thyneron finds that the illithid tadpole he’s been infected with has changed him—he’s bolder, braver, stronger… harder, and colder. The tadpole has bettered him, but no power comes without cost.

This is the story of Baldur’s Gate III, told through the eyes of a lonely and depressed patriar who only wants to make it home safely to see his family again, through nearly any means necessary. Much creative leeway has been taken with the game’s events, so hopefully you will enjoy this journey alongside Thyneron, Gale, Lae’zel, and Astarion, as they each chase a cure for the infection that looms over them.

Well folks, it's finally here. I still have a little more work to do, but the first two chapters of A Life Without Fear have been posted to AO3. More to come very soon in the future! Thank you all so much for the interest you've already expressed, I am tremendously excited to finally get to share this with you <3

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

He knows what he's about

[error04landonotfound]

I was tagged by @a-amvryllis (thank you for the tag!! I was DYING to do this!!)

Tagging: @dirtylandotini and @khaoticspartan (aka my newfound besties on this app 🥹 but also only if you want to!!)