#all knowing fetus

[cheecae]

Burnt out neurodivergent kids core 🤪🤪

ew 💯

@someone-news 💛🧡🤎

[frownyalfred]

There’s been lots of great posts about Clark flying to the Batcave when he’s injured or needs help because he trusts Bruce at a certain level that defies even the worst of panic, but imagine that instinct getting all twisted around and now Clark flies Lois to the Cave every time she does anything worse than give herself a paper cut.

Lois accidentally inhales a tiny bit of Joker gas on assignment in Gotham and a panicked Superman flies her straight into Bruce’s Cave, sets her on Bruce’s desk (goodbye, carefully organized samples for the sewer case) and says “Help!”

Lois is rolling her eyes. Clark looks despondent. Bruce takes a breath, nods, and snaps on a pair of gloves.

[nessberry]

with every male the wilderness kills my belief in not only transfem travis but also her being the favorite grows by one thousand percent

[theinfinitedivides]

'somebody kiss this man so i don't have to' ykw what we call that in this house. we call those some famous last f*cking words, Eliot Spencer sir

[taurusxscorpio90]

In honor of the Leafs whooping the asses of the devils last night, here is photo of Willy and Jack Hughes years ago

[slytherinchillvius]

"She told me in the morning she don't feel the same about us in her bones It seems to me that when I die these words will be written on my stone" - Liam Payne, Story of My Life (2013)

I can't believe that it's already been a week without my favorite 1D member!

Hello?! All I want to do is wake up from this bad dream called a nightmare and know that Liam is still here. But I can't because this is real. I can't even accept the fact that he's gone!!

Like I've always said, It wasn't his to go yet, and he was still too young to leave.

This talented and amazing man, still had so many years including watching his kiddo grow up. And as time would’ve gone on death should've waited until it was actually Liam's time to go (but even then it still would’ve been heartbreaking and devastating either way) but no this soon.

Liam once said back in 2013, "It seems to me that when I die these words will be written on my stone".

Rest in heavenly Paradise Angel. The boys and everyone all miss you and love you so much. Fly high angel.

1993-2024

aged: 31

[leclercskiesahead]

The FIFA gang

[vamp1rical]

Still trying to cool off from college burnout so I don't really have anything new but you can have this ancient joke thing I did at some point before beating 5bc

No I'm not giving context

[icanfixthempolls]

[rhineposting]

okay pause on phone people posting to do some Rhinedottir Posting ™

I think that while all of the Five Sinners are generally around the same level of unhingement and gray morality, Rhinedottir was just Like That even before taking a dunk in the Eldritch and Forbidden. I think it's kinda funny.

"That's Surtalogi, he basically invented lycanthropy and has a pet multidimensional narwhal that eats French people, that obelisk over there is Vedrfolnir, the single greatest visionary to kinda-live, capable of restoring sentience to the cursed, and the lady over there is Rhinedottir, a revolutionary alchemist and she, uh... Yeah these days she's mostly printing flying dismembered dogs. No idea why. She's not even taking care of them, or of any other thing she ever made for that matter. Yeah, she made a bunch of her clones and dumped most of them into a vat of acid. No idea why, something about them not being good enough. Oh yeah no, that was before our country was nuked. I don't know what's her deal and honestly at this point I'd keep it that way. Anyways, that guy over there is Rerir and he uhhhhhhh-"

[mars-ipan]

what is lovemaol

i do not know how to even begin to explain something that i can barely comprehend

[r-osehips]

scrolling through my facebook friends to brainstorm who could be a good sperm donor. requirements are the donor must be a gay man, or early enough in transition that her sperm is still viable.

came across an old college friend/acquaintance who seemed like an option. couldn't remember if he was gay.

scrolled through his profile pictures and found a pic of him with a woman where the comments are all congratulatory about him achieving his dream and being overjoyed. did he get engaged?? but the photo is not romantic; they're just standing next to each other. ?????

go to the next pic; it's him holding a cake that says "happy birthday marion!"

go back to the pic before. the woman is marion cotillard.

he is undoubtedly gay.

[prismit]

i need beautiful women to comfort me, i did very badly at the binding of isaac tonight

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

I find it very hard to believe that a group of space engineers sent men and women into space for a 2 year mission and didn't take contraceptives into account. so either kelly is pregnant because of some mars shit that cancels out whatever contraceptives she was on or this is a deeply frustrating plothole. I think it's more likely to be the former but either way I fucking hate pregnancy plots. they're almost never interesting to me and I don't want them in my space race au please and thank you

[moths-in-a-coat]

re:trump deciding to declare that every single person’s sex is determined at conception

i just want to know whom he had to suck off to pass high school

wait, sorry, madam president, it’s actually whom she had to suck off. since everyone is now legally female because everyone starts off as phenotypically female at conception you dumb fuck

[deadsince1973]

As the year comes to a close, let's all take a moment to appreciate 2023's greatest pranksters: whichever marketing people it was that decided that the show about a woman falling in love with the Moon Supreme would be called Love Between Fairy and Devil, and the show about a woman falling in love with the Devil God would be called Till the End of the Moon. -_-