#alternate answers:

[crazyw3irdo]

answering some FAQ!

hey op?: hello!!

are you okay: oh yeah im good, just chillin

what the fuck: it’s a personality quiz! you answer questions and i say what romeo and juliet character you’re most like :3

who hurt you: i mean like i guess had a couple bad friendships in the past but like im over all that now lol

why did you hurt me: tragedies are my special interest

made a uquiz

[vigilante-apologist]

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

[egophiliac]

This is not really an ask, and I might be a big incoherent.

I just want to say I find it really funny that Ernesto/Fellow, in one of your Playful Land comics, acknowledged the fact that your Yuu just…has no face. I don’t remember anny other characters mentioning it.

I mean, this random guy(?)(gender-neutral) is just walking around with no face, and no one really seems to notice it. Like, they’re magicless, it is implied that they come from a world with no magic, but they can see with a face that has no eyes. Does anybody ask about it? No. They’re all like “Oh look, It’s Yuu, the prefect or Ramshackle” and carry on with their day. Hilarious.

now, let's be fair, this is NRC (and also a world in which Rook exists, as a real human being who's allowed to just walk around and be Like That, legally, somehow). their first meeting was Yuu busting out of a coffin screaming "WHERE AM I. ALSO WHO AM I" and then immediately getting set on fire by their cat. is it really any wonder that Fellow was the first person in a position to actually notice/be tactless about the, y'know, whole faceless thing. everyone was probably just like "wow, okay, rude" (or would have been if they weren't being actively transmogrified at the time, but it's the thought that counts).

(tangentially, one of Fellow's home screen lines is basically "I was pretty freaked out when I saw Ortho for the first time, but now I realize that this school is just absolutely buckwild all the time" and it's my favorite. this man is a lifelong criminal who's indirectly murdered dozens(?) of people and even he's like "something is deeply wrong with these people".)

[fox-guardian]

Anya just having a nice time for herself :'] whatever you think she'd do in her free time

okay so i've been thinking about the sleeping quarters/bathroom situation on the tulpar for a minute and i think it'd be fun if they had communal bathrooms for Efficiency or whatever, but separated by gender because that seems typical, so anya gets a huge bathroom all to herself where she can just. vibe in the morning while the guys are busy doing their thing <3 so i drew that <3

[ID: A digital illustration of Anya from Mouthwashing having fun in a communal bathroom. It has with a large basin sink, four open showers, and a set of stalls. There is a radio in the center of the floor. Anya is wearing a baggy and brightly colored "The Cure" t-shirt, sleep shorts, and slippers. There are three of her in the room doing various things, such as doing her makeup in the mirror while smiling, doing a dance by the showers, and leaning against the stall doors dramatically and singing. end ID]

[hawkinsbnbg]

Steve: Please come out! I just want to talk! I'm not here to hurt you!

Eddie, a vampire who's been living in Steve's closet for years: I'm gay!

[gastersreturn]

God the babybones are so cute. i bet sans used to be a menace as a child teleporting everywhere giving his dad heart attacks.

I just wanna pinch their cheeks :3

(do they even have cheeks??)

Oh god, he were, he absolutely were

He's too tired to even remember where he put him in the first place x) Single parent struggles And also, I guess they have cheek bones, so you can pinch that if you wanna x)

[bunnieswithknives]

Does anyone else other than hazel end up finding out abt dev’ prosthetic?do Winn and jasmine find out?

Eventually he does get comfortable enough to let other people see it, he still refuses to tell anyone what happened though.

[pigeonstab]

BAHHHH your art is literally FUELLING my utmv addiction MORE THAN IT NEEDS TO/vvpos/silly

bahbahabhabaha i'm justtt gonna live in your inbox now and check on you every now and again mehehhe

Beforee I leave! Not forced to, but couldd you draw Fell with side burns and stubble? I think he'd look silly in your style :3c

Hahah, thank you! Hope you like traditional

[l4tchk3y]

Eat.

[ghostlysoaps]

John MacTavish used to spend parts of his summers in England visiting extended family and this is where he ends up meeting a boy a couple years older than him named Simon. Surprisingly enough, they hit it off. His bombastic, extroverted personality somehow manages to compliment Simon’s rather timid, introverted one. Joined at the hip, the two of them quickly call themselves best friends, and, as children tend to do, develop a bit of an innocent crush on each other – going so far as to promise to marry one another if they haven’t found anyone else by the time they’re both twenty-five.

But then autumn arrives and goodbyes are made and their promises to meet up again never come to fruition.

He doesn’t forget him though. Their friendship remains a fond memory, even a decade later, though much of the details are blurred with time. Perhaps it’s because they’d been each other’s first kiss – if the chaste peck of lips-on-lips can be called as such – or it’s the ring of twined straw, brittle as tinder, he has tucked away in his box of mementos that make that particular summer an unforgettable thing.

That and his steadfast insistence no one else is allowed to use a certain nickname for him.

In any case… those faded months are far from his mind when John Price is showing him around their base of operations, introducing him to people as they go along. The one-four-one consists of near enough two dozen operatives though he’s told it’s not uncommon to be mostly paired off with a select few of his fellow soldiers if they play to each other’s strengths. He nods along and pushes for the use of his callsign when folks wish to be friendly. Until, eventually, he finds himself face-to-face with a man who needs no introduction. A living legend as it were; who’s records Soap had worked hard to beat.

“Well then, last but not least. MacTavish, this is Lieutenant Simon Riley. Also known as–”

“–my future husband,” John finishes for him, based on a name, twelve percent of a full thought and the manc accent he’d spied when hearing him dismiss a batch of recruits.

Youngest to ever make the SAS and about to be the quickest one ousted, he thinks miserably when the eyes assessing him narrow at his declaration.

“Johnny?”

Oh.

“So ye do remember me!” Pivoting from mortification to delight, and heedless to any gawking voyeurs, John slings an arm around Simon’s shoulders to draw him into a loose side-hug. “No’ long now ‘fore we need t’ get hitched, aye?”

“Courthouse is a twenty minute ride,” Simon says drily.

Soap laughs, brighter than he can remember doing for a long time, before he immediately starts teasing Ghost about not proposing properly.

(He does, of course, do so years down the line.)

[facelessmime]

I knows you might not be doing any art stuffs right now but could you draw Fish Uzi and Fish N (I'm currently crumbling right now, your art is amazing :D)

Ah thank you 😭😭😭!!

It takes me a while to doodle and unfortunately I don't have a lot of time lately to do so-- but I LOVE getting to share this silly passion au.

I hope you enjoy these silly little beans!

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

For the sillies, I raise you Nicky Hemmick has a vine account. Stay with me

What he usually does is he just goes around and asks the monsters their opinion on pop culture stuff. And let's say for this post's sake that both vine and omegaverse was created earlier in the 2000s rather than the 2010s.

One day he posts a vine asking Kevin "are you an alpha, beta or omega?" And Kevin is like ???? "Like the greek alphabet? Probably a Kappa, since I'm Kevin" cut to a picture of Kevin from a photoshoot with the biggest celebrity smile on and the words 'KAPPA' and underneath in smaller letters 'he's Kevin'

Next victim is Aaron. Nicky asks, Aaron looks annoyedly at him and says "I'm ym", "What's ym?", "your mo-" video cuts to an edited picture of Aaron looking like he's pregnant next to a small Nicky (only Nicky hasn't used a baby picture, he's just shrank a picture of himself as an adult), caption reads "OMEGA"

Nicky gets brave so he goes and asks Andrew who is just minding his own business. Nicky asks the question and Andrew responds with "I'm carrying" and makes a move to take out a knife from his sleeve. Cut to a blurry photo of Nicky running for his life, Andrew in the distance with a sharp and shiny object in his hands, caption reads "We'll be right back with our regular programing"

Last vine from Nicky is Neil. He's fixing his racquet or sth, Nicky asks "Are you an alpha, Beta or omega?" "What?", Nicky repeats the question, Neil is obviously not paying attention so he says "the first one?" cut to an edited picture of Neil in a forest, the full moon behind him and 'ALPHA?' on screen.

Other teams start copying the trend, Cat post's a vine asking Jean the same question but it's Jean after practice, "is this one of your kink-" jump cut and we can hear Cat saying "Just answer the question". Jean looks deadeyed at her standing behind the camera "I am tired of your incomprehensible american lingo is what I am". Cut to a still of Jean, a cigarrete edited on his mouth and a beret on his head, and the word 'FRENCH' in cursive.

The vines go viral. No one is happier than Nicky and no one is more miserable than Kevin whose KAPPA , he's Kevin, reaches worldwide audiences.

[devoting-waters]

What if our Ody s switched places?

[allastoredeer]

The other three pages from this ask (including the one I already posted).

Lucifer’s got some questions.

(Don’t ask what he does next, this is where the comic ends, I can’t afford to get sucked into an alternate timeline of an AU I’m still ruminating about)

[babyblankyerror]

I think we should give Ford “terrible with kids” Pines three chaotic twelve year olds in Mabel Dipper and Stan

(Also sorry if this sends twice, my internet is being stupid)

You are absolutely correct

He is miserable

[gastersreturn]

I can see Papyrus trying to do father-son bonding things with Gaster, like asking to be carried even though he most likely is taller than Gaster.

Oh he sure would, I'm pretty sure Aster would be perfectly incapable to carry Papyrus now

Poor guy is too old for this shit xD

And since you mentionned it, I'll take this as an opportunity to say it

Papyrus IS taller than Aster, and I absolutely love this xD Sans is off competition, he's not even trying x)