#and Batman

[kindlingkeen]

just read a post that said Jason could have prevented so much grief in Bruce's life had he just come home akshdggsjf i wanna k word myself

Because, clearly, the most important thing for Jason to think about upon being traumatically resurrected and effectively abandoned in the world again, was the grief Bruce was going through. The man earning the most entitled, self-centered, oblivious, A+ parent award of the decade. 🙄🤮

Anon, I saw the notification for this ask right after you left it, scoffed angrily and composed a scathing response in my head. Then I think my mind blocked the whole thing out in a trauma response, because I never actually answered the ask. I'm just seeing it in my inbox again while answering another ask. So, sorry for the delay, better late than never I hope.

[alovelyburn]

One of many. I just ran out of steam before I could do any more.

I have two more Prime 1 statues, a Bao statue, a whole punch of figures and dolls and a 2 foot replica of the Beast of Darkness so this should all be fun.

[sillyjpeg]

gravity falls in pony town ?!?!

[izakk-tiberius-kyle]

Izakk got beef with Oliver Queen fr

[strawberrylemonz]

And if I said I wasn’t dead and had a bunch of fanfics lined up for my other fandoms????

[milesworld96]

Only watching it for him❤️

[weeping-vintage-toes]

I'm an alpha, sigma, and beta

[bluebeaniefrog]

I will not be dragged back into the MLB fandom. I will not be dragged back into the MLB fandom. I will not be dragged back intotheMLBfandomIwillnotbe—

until the special comes out i'm just going to write it myself

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[noodles-and-tea]

Well, yes.

[godnonon]

A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

[star-pocalypse]

[theaceofarrows]

[nightwingsgypsyrep]

*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…

🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤

[shortbcofkoffee]

Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.