#and I get to sit back and watch :)

[jadewritesficshere]

Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

[ur-ghostgirl]

🤠🐸

[mattodore]

12 p.m.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

saikis powers are a vital part of him so it makes sense that people who dont know about them cant truly understand his whole self, but its also very silly to me when people act like its the ONLY important part of him... people act like his friends that arent in the know are completely blind to who saiki is, but i feel like that kinda means you missed some major points... he cant keep his powers a secret forever and it DOES matter, but he can still be loved and KNOWN without knowing about them... hes still human, he still has a personality, he still has regular likes and dislikes, etcetc

his friends perspectives on him may have been wrong at first, but they CHANGED... they know him and love him, and theyll KEEP loving him the SAME once they know of his powers...

​some people cough cough cough in this fandom like to reduce saiki to JUST his powers and its so obvious that you just. missed everything. you didnt absorb anything from the show, you just saw it and went "ha, everyone thinks hes just a guy when hes actually super cool and powerful" no no no, he IS cool and powerful but look a little closer and at his core he is still LITERALLY JUST A GUY 😭😭😭

hes such a guy.....

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[dragonanon]

I feel like Satan, if his and his S/O were to get married, would not so subtly hold that over Lucifer's head

Like yeah sure, Lucifer rules hell, but at least Satan's marriage isn't on the rocks. Lucifer can rule hell all he wants, Satan can at least hold his own marriage together

Lucifer: “I am the king of Hell! Not you! YOU obey ME!”

Satan: “Lol at least MY wife didn’t divorce me and go MIA.”

Lucifer:

[mamawasatesttube]

Between Tim and Kon who makes the first move?

honestly for me it varies! i slightly tend towards it being tim, but not always. but in a very specific way, i.e. it's a very gradual melt right on into a relationship, and tim is the one who goes hey. wait a minute. this feels like A Relationship.

at first, saying it'd be tim is probably surprising, since tim has a history of NOT making the first move across his comics - we don't actually see how he and ari get together, but steph chases after him and repeatedly states her interest in him before they ever get together; tim is the one who asks zoanne out, but only after she kisses him and then runs away. then tam once again is the one to ask him if he's interested in her (and, i mean, if you count lynx ii, she's always the one initiating things getting physical and making out with him, but they also literally never talk about it, so i don't entirely really count her as a serious tim love interest).

on the other hand, while kon of course has been a flirt since he was decanted from his tube, a lot of it was very performative and he's only actually ever been in three relationships, two of which were instances of abuse and grooming. given how introspective he gets after his resurrection, and how much less sure of himself he is in general, i tend to believe this is where he starts actually unpacking all his relationship trauma and internalized homophobia. i think actually accepting that he is gay and not actually interested in women is a very jarring thing for him, and accepting that he was groomed and abused is also very difficult, and it takes him a while.

because of that, i think he ends up a) confused about what romance actually feels like, and b) very tentative about dating for a while. he wants deep connection - he was genuinely in love with knockout, and he thought she loved him too; he thought tana would be part of his life forever, and his devotion to cassie was notable even before they actually dated. but deep connections are hard to make with people you don't know well, and by the time he's around 19-20 i think he's kind of struggling with the idea that he's not gonna get what he's looking for in casual relationships, but also the idea of being in Gay Love with one of his best friends is terrifying, because he's not good at identifying what being in love feels like, so he kinda talks himself out of it. "this is comfortable and easy so it must not be romance, this is just really good friendship, because romance feels like walking a tightrope. right? haha. right??" and all that.

and then moreover, i think tim really sits on the fact that he's bisexual for a long time. not because he's trying to hide it, but because he's just so intensely private about things that bother him, and he's got some jack drake shaped Internalized Issues in his head to work through about what it means to be transmasc and to like men (i.e. a voice that sounds suspiciously like a conservative dad putting in one single ounce of effort re: understanding queer relationships is in the back of his head going "but you'd be the girl in the relationship if you dated a man, right?" and tim has to take several deep breaths and figure out how to unpack that before he's ready to even think about admitting out loud that he's interested in guys too, even to himself, let alone to anyone else).

so for a hot second kon's just out there going "i like men but it doesn't matter because i'm never going to fall in love with someone that really truly wants me and loves me as deeply as i'd love them, and i'd be miserable about that except that i'm just pretty satisfied being bffs with tim :) i feel at ease when he's around and he makes me laugh and i just like being near him and watching him work on gadgets or listening to him ramble about cars or letting him sleep on my shoulder. i know it's not romantic because i feel so safe and comfortable, but i'm happy with it, whatever it is. and if i think he's hot, well, that's just because he is hot. everyone knows that!" guy who pretty much is already tim's boyfriend but he hasn't noticed that yet because they're both kind of stupid and also insanely devoted to each other in the same way, so they both go "yeah this seems normal for us" and kon really doesn't question it that hard.

meanwhile tim is the guy to whom labels and boxes matter a lot more, so he's the one who sits back one day and goes, wait. oh my god. i'm in love with kon. and then he has to steeple his index fingers and interlace the others and press his hands to his face in deep, deep thought. he's in love with kon, and realizing that makes a lot about his life suddenly make a lot of sense, because seriously - a hundred clone attempts, changing robin to be red and black, making out with cassie because he missed kon so much - okay, okay, yeah, he sees it now, okay, so maybe he's been in love with kon for years at this point and never actually realized it, that's fine, this is fine, he's FINE, he's NOT freaking out or overthinking--

anyways. after freaking out and overthinking and brooding on a rooftop for four to seven business days (not all at once, of course, but he gets his hours in), he finally goes to kon and jabs his finger into his chest and goes "Hey. Are we dating?"

and kon stares at him for a second with a loading circle spinning over his head. claps his hand over his mouth. inhales sharply like a dying fish. claps his other hand over the first hand. starts floating a few inches off the ground in pure agitation.

"Oh my god, Tim," he says, his eyes as wide as dinner plates and his voice an octave higher than usual. "Are we dating?!"

"I think so," Tim says, and narrows his eyes. "I mean, if we're not, maybe we should be. Pizza and a movie tonight?"

and kon clearly goes through A Whole Process in his head (working through the "wait, dating is comfy and chill and happy and easy?!" crisis in real time), but ultimately goes "okay!!! yeah!! okay!!! let's do that!!! wow!!!!" because, hey. he would love to hold hands with tim while watching the sunset and eating hipster san francisco pizza.

and that's how they end up sitting on the floor by the coffee table in the titans tower common room, eating pizza, and poring over a calendar + their text message history to try and figure out when, exactly, their anniversary is. ("okay, so when we went on that picnic in april, was that a date?" "i think so. alright, so it has to be before april, but after valentine's, because you made a joke about being single here, see? so we're looking at somewhere in march. "okay, but we did do 'palentine's' together, so does that really count??" "fuck, you're right, that totally was a date too. uh...")

[thinwhitedoc]

SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson

[yea-baiyi]

say what you want about svsss but hands down the most distraught i have ever been while reading a mxtx novel is after the bing-ge extra. what do you mean he asked shen qingqiu to come with him. what do you mean “it’s not fair”. what do you mean he looked back.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

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[prettycalla]

EDDIE MUNSON || ALPHABET HEADCANONS

Pairing: Eddie/Reader

Word Count: 2k

Alphabet template by @ the-coldest-goodbye

(Me? An Eddie fan? Shocking, I know. I’m still writing a ton of Emperor stuff, but it’s been a long while since I’ve done anything for Eddie, so here we are!)

Masterlist

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Eddie is a menace. He likes to try and live up to the ‘mean and scary’ image that people have of him, but really he’s a big goofball and you both know it. He lifts and spins you when you hug him, he bows theatrically to kiss your hand, and God forbid your shirt rides up even the smallest amount in front of him because he will blow the biggest raspberry on your stomach until you’re shrieking with laughter.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

You’d likely meet after being partnered with him for a project, which would result in you trying to keep him focused while he kept trying to make you laugh. He’d eventually start seeking you out more and more until you’re firmly part of his friend group.

When he realises he has a crush on you, he’ll act annoyingly aloof and a little mean because he thinks that’s what you’ll like and make you reciprocate. Instead, he ends up hurting your feelings and wants to punch himself for being an idiot. (He might not tell you how he feels right away, but he’ll at least apologise and make sure you make up.)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Eddie has no qualms with being touchy if he's comfortable with you. If you’re smaller than him, he’ll drape his arms over your shoulders and rest his chin on the crown of your head. He doesn’t know a lot of people taller than him, so if you're one of them, he’ll secretly love being able to tuck his head under your chin when he hugs you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Any mention of marriage and kids and Eddie’s ready to run for the hills. But that doesn’t mean he’s afraid of commitment. Whenever he thinks of his future, no matter how far ahead, he always pictures you with him. He can’t see a future without you now that you’re a part of his life. He just has difficulty with the labelling of it all.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Eddie’s not the best at dealing with his feelings. They get so muddled in his head and make him tongue-tied. Break-ups would be difficult, to say the least.

If you had to break up with him, he'll try and hold it together, but he'll have so many questions, wondering what he did wrong and how he can fix it.

If Eddie had to break up with you, he'll shove a letter at you and hide in his trailer for as long as he can before you finally track him down to talk to him properly.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Eddie worries about becoming like his dad. The idea of marriage makes him think too much of his parents, and he'd struggle with it, although he'd certainly be devoted enough to you as if you already are married.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Eddie has a lot of energy, and it pours out of him in different ways. His moods can change quickly, and he often says and does things on the spur of the moment without thinking them through.

If you're a shy or nervous person, it would take him a while to remember not to sneak up on you or suddenly lift you. He'd learn to become better at smaller gestures, like holding your hand or draping his arm over your shoulder.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

If you're close, Eddie will quickly become a human backpack, to the point where you feel weird when he's not hanging off you.

How he holds you depends on the situation. A quick greeting is an arm slung around your shoulders to pull you close. If he hasn't seen you in a while (or he's just really missed you), he'll gather you up in his arms until you can hardly breathe. If you're stressed or anxious, he'll have you sit between his legs with his arms wrapped around your middle, pressing kisses to the top of your head.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He wouldn't plan how he says it - it just falls out of his mouth one day. You're in the middle of telling him the most ridiculous story, the two of you on the verge of tears from laughing, and he blurts it out.

"God, I love you."

Immediately he realises what he's said and desperately tries to play it off, but it's too late. You heard it. It takes quite a bit of coaxing on your part after that to make him tell you how he feels.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Eddie's never had the easiest time fitting in. While he's an attractive guy, he's not exactly conventional in how he presents himself, and between that and his reputation, a lot of people tend to steer clear of him. He has his own crowd who understand him and like him as he is.

That being said, Eddie is going to be protective of you. You're like something out of his dreams, how could he not be jealous if someone else shows interest in you? It'll take him a while to settle, and he'll need reassuring. It's not that he doesn't trust you, it's that sometimes he gets too far into his own head and thinks you deserve better.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

As much as I love the idea of Eddie being experienced and amazing at this sort of thing, I don't really buy it when I look at him sometimes.

He either thinks he knows what's he doing and gets so overzealous that his head bumps yours, or he's so nervous about kissing you - because it's you, it has to be perfect - that he starts talking until he's rambling.

It takes you a while to calm him down, but when he eventually does kiss you, it's more than you could have ever asked for.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Eddie’s great with kids, because he’s a big kid himself. With very little ones, he crouches down to their level to look them in the eye while they talk. He asks lots of questions and dramatically reacts to everything they say like it's the most exciting thing he's ever heard.

That's not to say that he can't be childish, and sometimes he needs to be reminded that he's the adult in the argument he's in the middle of - especially if it's something DnD related.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He is not a morning person. Getting Eddie out of bed requires holding a black coffee and a lit cigarette under his nose like a dog with a treat until he's eventually roused. There’s no getting a coherent sentence out of him for at least an hour, and every day he complains about his sleep schedule and promises he’s gonna get an early night tonight, but he never does.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Eddie comes alive at night. He likes to go for little adventures in his van, stopping at all-night convenience stores and finding a quiet spot to stargaze and smoke, and you’re always pulled along for the ride.

If he goes to bed at a reasonable time, he stays up most of the night, writing down ideas for songs or flipping through magazines. He talks for hours, telling you his ideas for a new campaign or about a fantasy book he's been reading. Eventually you have to lie down and pretend to sleep just to get him to settle. He's mad now, but he'll be grateful in the morning that he's slept, even if it was only for a few hours.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Eddie has never shut up once in his life. He tries to act cool and mysterious, but things just keep falling out of his mouth. He can’t help himself around you. You know practically everything about him after about a week of knowing him.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He’s not the most patient, and he’s easily irritated. Eddie seems to struggle with impulsivity and rigid thinking at the same time. He has difficulty with people changing plans at the last minute, but he also gets bored and distracted easily. He has a bit of a short temper, but it’s never aimed at you. He just doesn't know how to describe how he's feeling in the moment, and it frustrates him.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

When it comes to studying, Eddie can’t remember shit, but with you? He remembers everything. You mention that you like a certain candy bar and he always has one in his jacket for you (sometimes a little worse for wear, but it’s the thought that counts, right?). If you don’t smoke, he’ll be sure he never does it around you, and if you do, he’ll always have a cigarette spare.

He loves asking you questions, he wants to know everything about you. He might not remember it all, but you can't fault him for his enthusiasm.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It’s the little things with Eddie. The first time he gave you a ride home in his van, the time he made you laugh so hard that soda came out of your nose. How you look first thing in the morning, and how you feel lying in his arms when you fall asleep.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Eddie tends to end up starting quite a lot of shit (he’s impulsive, sue him), but he’s not so great at finishing it. With you, though, it’d be different. He’d always be the first to come to your defence. He might end up with a black eye and a busted nose by the end of it, but you’ll still call him your knight in shining armour as you help clean him up.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Eddie’s not so great with dates. Time is constantly getting away from him, and he never seems to know what day it is. Calendars and memo pads lie in forgotten piles in his bedroom. It’s not that he doesn’t care - of course he does - his brain just doesn’t work that way. He’s devised the perfect system, though. He always has a few thoughtful gifts for you stashed away, just in case.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Eddie is a messy person. His room, a mess. His van, a mess. His head, a mess. He will certainly make an effort to tidy up more for your sake, but don't expect any miracles.

If you have a specific skincare/hair routine, he'll be fascinated by everything in your bathroom and use way too much of it when he's in the shower. You'll know it was him because he immediately acts like a guilty dog and won't look at you when you bring it up.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Eddie doesn’t really care how he looks by society's standards, but his look is important to him. He’s spent countless nights meticulously sewing on each of his patches (and he’s got the battle scars on his fingers to prove it). It took him a week to thread a chain through the sleeve of his leather jacket, and while his tattoos might not all have deep meanings, he still sat for hours under the needle for them. He's dedicated, to say the least.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

While he understands that it’s important for you both to have time away from each other, he’ll still miss you the entire time. He likes telling you about his day, and hearing all about yours. Once you have Eddie, you have him for life.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He’s great at impressions, and he’s always does it at the worst times. He’ll crack out a perfect Donald Duck just as you’ve taken a drink (the punch on the shoulder he gets after you choke is well-deserved), or he'll mutter things to you as Elmo in the library while you're trying to study until you both end up being thrown out for laughing so hard.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He’s very particular about his music, and if you’re not a metal fan, you’ll have to break the news to him very gently. He won’t like it, but he’ll at least agree to turn it down a little. But only a little.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Eddie starts off clinging to you like a koala, but eventually he ends up taking up the entirety of the bed until he’s in full starfish mode. He snores on his front, he snores on his back, and it’s hell on Earth to wake him up. He'll then have the audacity to be upset when he finds you the next morning on the floor or couch, because he missed waking up to you next to him.

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[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 224

DCxDP

Now Booster Gold would like it known he is Not father material, or even responsible adult material. That is Ted, and even then they seem to share a single braincell when they're in each others presence.

But again, NOT anything close to father material. Which he repeats to both himself and the eldritch Time Entity who just handed him what he Knows to be pretty much an unborn child of its species. look, he Knows about Realms Beings- Espranto was literally his first language like many others of his timeline- so he knows the inherent dangers.

But Somehow him becoming a time-cop of sorts has endeared him towards this primordial one, thankfully. Less thankfully, it has given him a whole-ass CHILD. A BABY. HIM. Of all people!

Ted he needs help, he doesn't know if this counts as mpreg or something and he's freaking out man!

[oddthesungod]

With the end of C3 looming closer today, and the kinda strong possibility of there not being a campaign 4 (nothing confirmed of course, all pure speculation, so don't come @ me with 'ummm where did they say there isnt going to be a campaign 4???'), I've been thinking about it and honestly I would be very okay with them just wrapping up Exandria with the third campaign for good or for a good long while and setting their sights on to something new.

I felt like their explorations into new settings and worlds has been very successful so far! And I have enjoyed what I've seen so far, like with Candela and the Daggerheart oneshots, I think they have the chops to bring something longform to life that is new and divorced from Exandria!

And I think that would be okay! It's okay for stories and settings to have a finite amount of time, and I get the attachment I and others may have to these places, but I think it's important to realize that its okay to let it go, put it down and say "hey, that was fun while it lasted."

I don't think it's entirely healthy for things to continue ad-infinitum, that harmful and tempting road of infinite growth and content, and there'll still be fans and a community for the things I loved about CR that I'll still be able to be around for! And that's okay!

[kvarf0rth]

is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms

Art creds:

wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)

vv3spa (on Twitter)

karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)

[marshbevvie]

a losers club roundtable