#and as of tonight. in love with captian rex

[engagemythrusters]

sometimes. sometimes insanity occurs when making up your guys. including a captain rex fan B1. because captain rex is an honourary B1.

[capt-sparrow]

captain sparrow and the lost game of poker

Captain Sparrow and the mad marauders have been on Zuurcieks for the past three weeks. Zuurcieks was a notoriously known for its big casinos and beautiful scenery. The planet was covered with luscious blue covered plants, and vast oceans coloured a bright purple. It was a getaway of sorts where the rich went on holiday.

It was also a breeding ground for criminals—high-end mafias and gangs were crawling all over the place. Especially the casinos.

Which is where we find captain sparrow was currently losing a game of poker.

"Fuck," captain sparrow throws down the cards. Nothing, again.

Trircods, the Zuurciekian, laughed uproariously as he started scraping the chips towards him with his long claws. Zuurciekians, to Captian sparrow, look like what he always thought dinosaurs looked like. Scaly reptilian faces, long tails and some even had horns. T-rex like bodies if he had to be more specific.

Trircods was rather high up mob boss that he had gotten involved with a few times. Captain sparrow did a few jobs for him, and in return, he got paid handsomely.

"well, it appears, captain, that you have lost, again," Trircods said condescendingly.

captain sparrow bared his teeth," it would appear so."

"well captain, I believe its time to pay up."

Captain sparrow was screwed. He'd just lost 45 thousand credits. 45 thousand credits that he didn't have.

"look, Trircods, I'll pay you. just give me a few weeks an-"

"you will pay me now," Trircods said, suddenly frowning.

"Trircods, I have like 20 thousand credits I can give you now-"

"no, you will pay me the full amount now."

"look what if I give you 20k now and the rest next week."

"you bet money that you do not have?"

"maybe."

Trircods grabs the captains shirt and pulls him across the table the whispered dangerously ", you will give me 20k now and the rest tomorrow morning at 8AM. Not a second later. do you understand me?"

"yes, sir," the captain swallowed. This close, those teeth looked awfully sharp.

"then go, you have 8 hours," he said as he dropped the captain.

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"you bet money you don't have!" First mate Finley shouted.

"look, I can explain."

"oh really please do," she said sternly.

"I thought I had him, I thought I was gonna win."

Finley lets out an outraged cry and starts hitting the captains shoulder.

"ow, ow, OW, will you stop," the captain cries as he tries to dodge the onslaught.

"fix this." Finley storms out the room.

"wow, you really fucked up, huh?" Lady Kay laughs from where she's lounging on the sofa. The bright silver circuit like tattoos glowing brightly, illuminating her laughing eyes.

"you know what, kay," the captain said, pointing at her," you suck."

"you love me," she said in a sing-song voice.

"Yeah, yeah, are you going to help me or not?"

"whats in it for me?" she asks.

"I don't die?"

Lady Kay raises an eyebrow.

"Fine, fine, I'll give you my chocolate stash."

"deal."

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That's why we find Captain Sparrow and lady Kay sitting in a gigantic blue tree outside the Zis'ens mansion. It was a big building made of dark metal and had several strips bright green light that surrounds the windows and doors.

It was home to a wealthy politician who often indulged in the finer things in life. Money, sex, drugs, you name it she's done it.

"Alright, here's the plan. I'll go in and distract her, and you go around back and sneak into her office. There should be a safe filled with credits. it's probably behind a wall panel or something."

"a wall panel?"

"This lady is rich of coarse its behind a wall panel."

"Why do you get to do the distracting?"

"cause I'm pretty. Now let's go."

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Taking a deep breath, captain Sparrow swaggered up to the front door. He knocked, checked his reflection in the window and ruffled his bright blue hair.

The door opens to reveal an old Zuurciekian dressed in an expensive robe.

"good evening sir," captain sparrow greeted.

"do you have an appointment?" the man asked.

"I do not, but I'm certain if you could call Madame Zis'ens over she would-"

"if you do not have an appointment I would suggest you come back when you have one."

"look, I know but."

"Scrux'eax, who's at the door?"

"Just some riff-raff Madame. nothing to worry about."

"madame Zis'ens," captain sparrow called out.

A very regal looking Zuurciekian walked into view. She was tall, had bright silver scales, her talons sharpened and painted bright blue. Draped in silk robes and covered in shining silver jewellery.

she looked captain sparrow up and down and smiled slowly," and who might you be?"

" the names captain sparrow." he bows." and you must be the beautiful madame Zis'ens."

"a charmer I see. why don't you come in."

Scrux'eax huffed but opened the door wider to allow the captain entry. Sparrow smirked as he walked past him and into the extravagant entryway.

Madame Zis'ens lead the way to a beautifully extravagant living room filled with soft couches and a big artificial fire in the centre.

"it's a lovely house you have, madame," the captain said as he sprawled out over the couch.

"oh, I would hope, so it cost me quite a fortune," she said as she walked towards the bar on the opposite wall," would you like a drink?"

"some Mobbion whiskey if you don't mind." the madame pours two drinks and walks back over to the couch. Captain sparrow accepted the glass and took a hefty swig. Perfect.

"so tell me, captain, what has brought you to my house tonight?" she sits down next him, and seductively looked over at him.

"well, you see," the captain started but was cut off by a loud crash from the upper levels. The madame was instantly on guard. Damnit, Kay.

"whelp time to go!" the captain yelled and bolted.

"catch him!" she cried, and Scrux'eax started giving chase, but his frail old bones could not keep up.

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"Kay, what the fuck happened?" the captain demanded as they collapse in a clearing, breathing hard.

"well, there was this panel," Lady kay said. The captain looked over at her, and they both started laughing.

staring up at the planets 3 moons, the captain let out a sigh, "well, guess I die tomorrow."

Kay looked over and tossed a bag onto the captain's stomach. The captain opened it and inside found a handful of thousand credits tablets.

"Lady Kay you magnificent bastard."

@messr-moony @alienalgae

[themadmarauders]

captain sparrow and the lost poker game

Captain Sparrow and the mad marauders have been on Zuurcieks for the past three weeks. Zuurcieks was a notoriously known for its big casinos and beautiful scenery. The planet was covered with luscious blue covered plants, and vast oceans coloured a bright purple. It was a getaway of sorts where the rich went on holiday.

It was also a breeding ground for criminals—high-end mafias and gangs were crawling all over the place. Especially the casinos.

Which is where we find captain sparrow was currently losing a game of poker.

"Fuck," captain sparrow throws down the cards. Nothing, again.

Trircods, the Zuurciekian, laughed uproariously as he started scraping the chips towards him with his long claws. Zuurciekians, to Captian sparrow, look like what he always thought dinosaurs looked like. Scaly reptilian faces, long tails and some even had horns. T-rex like bodies if he had to be more specific.

Trircods was rather high up mob boss that he had gotten involved with a few times. Captain sparrow did a few jobs for him, and in return, he got paid handsomely.

"well, it appears, captain, that you have lost, again," Trircods said condescendingly.

captain sparrow bared his teeth," it would appear so."

"well captain, I believe its time to pay up."

Captain sparrow was screwed. He'd just lost 45 thousand credits. 45 thousand credits that he didn't have.

"look, Trircods, I'll pay you. just give me a few weeks an-"

"you will pay me now," Trircods said, suddenly frowning.

"Trircods, I have like 20 thousand credits I can give you now-"

"no, you will pay me the full amount now."

"look what if I give you 20k now and the rest next week."

"you bet money that you do not have?"

"maybe."

Trircods grabs the captains shirt and pulls him across the table the whispered dangerously ", you will give me 20k now and the rest tomorrow morning at 8AM. Not a second later. do you understand me?"

"yes, sir," the captain swallowed. This close, those teeth looked awfully sharp.

"then go, you have 8 hours," he said as he dropped the captain.

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"you bet money you don't have!" First mate Finley shouted.

"look, I can explain."

"oh really please do," she said sternly.

"I thought I had him, I thought I was gonna win."

Finley lets out an outraged cry and starts hitting the captains shoulder.

"ow, ow, OW, will you stop," the captain cries as he tries to dodge the onslaught.

"fix this." Finley storms out the room.

"wow, you really fucked up, huh?" Lady Kay laughs from where she's lounging on the sofa. The bright silver circuit like tattoos glowing brightly, illuminating her laughing eyes.

"you know what, kay," the captain said, pointing at her," you suck."

"you love me," she said in a sing-song voice.

"Yeah, yeah, are you going to help me or not?"

"whats in it for me?" she asks.

"I don't die?"

Lady Kay raises an eyebrow.

"Fine, fine, I'll give you my chocolate stash."

"deal."

---------------------------------------------------------------

That's why we find Captain Sparrow and lady Kay sitting in a gigantic blue tree outside the Zis'ens mansion. It was a big building made of dark metal and had several strips bright green light that surrounds the windows and doors.

It was home to a wealthy politician who often indulged in the finer things in life. Money, sex, drugs, you name it she's done it.

"Alright, here's the plan. I'll go in and distract her, and you go around back and sneak into her office. There should be a safe filled with credits. it's probably behind a wall panel or something."

"a wall panel?"

"This lady is rich of coarse its behind a wall panel."

"Why do you get to do the distracting?"

"cause I'm pretty. Now let's go."

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Taking a deep breath, captain Sparrow swaggered up to the front door. He knocked, checked his reflection in the window and ruffled his bright blue hair.

The door opens to reveal an old Zuurciekian dressed in an expensive robe.

"good evening sir," captain sparrow greeted.

"do you have an appointment?" the man asked.

"I do not, but I'm certain if you could call Madame Zis'ens over she would-"

"if you do not have an appointment I would suggest you come back when you have one."

"look, I know but."

"Scrux'eax, who's at the door?"

"Just some riff-raff Madame. nothing to worry about."

"madame Zis'ens," captain sparrow called out.

A very regal looking Zuurciekian walked into view. She was tall, had bright silver scales, her talons sharpened and painted bright blue. Draped in silk robes and covered in shining silver jewellery.

she looked captain sparrow up and down and smiled slowly," and who might you be?"

" the names captain sparrow." he bows." and you must be the beautiful madame Zis'ens."

"a charmer I see. why don't you come in."

Scrux'eax huffed but opened the door wider to allow the captain entry. Sparrow smirked as he walked past him and into the extravagant entryway.

Madame Zis'ens lead the way to a beautifully extravagant living room filled with soft couches and a big artificial fire in the centre.

"it's a lovely house you have, madame," the captain said as he sprawled out over the couch.

"oh, I would hope, so it cost me quite a fortune," she said as she walked towards the bar on the opposite wall," would you like a drink?"

"some Mobbion whiskey if you don't mind." the madame pours two drinks and walks back over to the couch. Captain sparrow accepted the glass and took a hefty swig. Perfect.

"so tell me, captain, what has brought you to my house tonight?" she sits down next him, and seductively looked over at him.

"well, you see," the captain started but was cut off by a loud crash from the upper levels. The madame was instantly on guard. Damnit, Kay.

"whelp time to go!" the captain yelled and bolted.

"catch him!" she cried, and Scrux'eax started giving chase, but his frail old bones could not keep up.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Kay, what the fuck happened?" the captain demanded as they collapse in a clearing, breathing hard.

"well, there was this panel," Lady Kay said. The captain looked over at her, and they both started laughing.

staring up at the planets 3 moons, the captain let out a sigh, "well, guess I die tomorrow."

Kay looked over and tossed a bag onto the captain's stomach. The captain opened it and inside found a handful of thousand credits tablets.

"Lady Kay you magnificent bastard."