#and he's an asshole

[dizzy-miss-lizzieeeeee]

Mentiras AU

Dime, ¿por qué? Me dices siempre solamente Mentiras Tú me enamoraste a base de mentiras Tú me alimentaste siempre de mentiras Qué estúpida que siempre te creí 

One year after the end of the war, Jyn Erso wakes up with a message from K-2SO.

Her husband, Captain Cassian Andor, is dead.

Summoned to Yavin IV for a mysterious memorial, she's not surprised to find herself joined by her best friend Leia Organa and Cassian's friend, Kleya Marki, but she didn't expect to see Bix Caleen, who also claims to be Cassian's wife, and the mother of his child.

But that's not the only secret Cassian kept about his love live.

Tensions rise, secrets unravel, and blasters are nearly drawn as old flames, ex-lovers, and one droid uncover the tangled web of lies Cassian left behind.

One of them might be responsible for his death… or maybe all of them are.

Based on this

[lozeyart]

Here are some sketches of my character, Sascha! This was mostly me just trying to get more comfortable with drawing him. He's harder for me to draw, but after many hours and many discarded drawings, I can finally say I'm getting happier with how I'm drawing him. The last four drawings are (badly) done sketches of some outfits. The colored ones are what he's going to be wearing when he's introduced in my story. He's cursed with immortality but before he was cursed, he lived the first 50 years of his life in a small village (that's surrounded by a huge pinewood forest, its basically fantasy Russia, but where he lived was very remote). What's fun about drawing an immortal character in a fantasy world is drawing the progression of where he starts the story to where he ends the story. He starts off living on a farm, being very used to manual labor, but as he slowly progresses through his arc, he tends to favor more opulent and expensive things, moving through the ranks of nobility to eventual royalty. He also likes piercings. Included is also a detailed drawing of his physique (and a bad sketch of Lysander's and Sascha's height comparison)

Here's Lysander's post if anyone wants to take a look at that!

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Steph: Fuck we forgot a torch.

Tim: Hang on I got this.

Tim, snaps Jason’s arm like a glow-stick.

Jason, eyes illuminated bright green casting light onto the surrounding area: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Tim: Got it.

[charlesoberonn]

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

[christart14]

Canon

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[lucdoodle]

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

[xiaq]

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

[morganbritton132]

Steve comes out as bi and Dustin’s like ‘perfect’ and immediately reaches out to his favorite musician. He messages Eddie Munson from Corroded Coffin on every platform he exists on like, “I see that you only date losers. Let me introduce you to Steve. Here is a picture.”

[catinfroghat]

Nuwho doctors meeting each other: HI BESTIE 🤗 let's trade compliments 🥰 and maybe lightly make fun of each other for our silly quirks 😝

Classic who doctors meeting each other: the bbc broadcasting standards are the only thing preventing me from calling you a slur.

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[justn0t]

I've been seeing lots of blackbell lately

[technically-human]

Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm

[drizzledrawings]

There’s a good man within you Arthur, but he is wrestling with a giant

[triona-tribblescore]

Some quick little biker angel doodles <3

[luvlyycy]

cheating on your shitty boyfriend with your best friend johnny storm??? ummm . . . check! ✅️

"shit, baby." he chuckles into your mouth, your legs wrapping around his waist— nails digging into his broad forearms by your head.

"your pussy really fuckin' needed me, huh? poor thing." he hums before pulling his hips back and thrusting deeper into you, earning a shudder from your body.

you moan into his mouth, your eyes fluttering shut— his arms lock around your head as he drives his cock deeper and deeper. it feels so good— your lips opening in a trembling 'o' shape as he drills into you.

your eyes are almost crossing and it makes him laugh— "never thought i'd hafta be the one to treat this pussy right." you nod, and he places a kiss on your lips before speaking— "your boyfriend ain't got shit on me."

you whine, whimper, hiss—

"johnnyyy—. . johnny, oh my god . . fuck— i'm!"

"yeah, yeah. cum for me then, drench me, baby. lay it on me. i deserve it for fucking ya so good." he hums, lips pressing against yours. his tongue licking into your mouth with ease, prodding at yours— its so hot.

you whine for a moment, voice cracking as your cunt convulses around his cock in pulses. he groans, eyes shutting for a brief moment before opening quickly to watch your fucked out face.

he feels you drench his pelvis in squirt, your legs trembling and voice going a pitch higher as he continues to fuck into you— effortlessly riding out your orgasm and overstimulating you.

"mmmnn! mmnn.. ! i luuhhh— mmnn... i luhh youuu—" you whine, hooking your arms around his neck, fat heavy tears spilling from your eyes as he pulls you impossibly close.

"yeah. i love you too, baby. fuck— fuck, i love you."

later . . . — your boyfriend stares at his phone, the message popping up out of nowhere. it reads —

' shiiiiit broo... this ur girl?? she sayin she love me! 😬😬 '

1 video attachment .

' my fault big dawg 💪'