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god i absolutely love the idea of dan and phil being exes because that’s fucking insane like imagine buying a house with your ex like sure go ahead but who the fuck else is going to ever want to have a serious relationship with you bro?
like imagine you meet either of them and you go on a couple of dates and you like them a lot, and then you go to their house and there’s another random tall man living in it. you ask ummm who is this? “oh yeah that’s my ex, but he’s also my best friend, my soulmate, my ranch metaphor, my coworker, we’ve built a community on the internet really, and our names are so attached i can’t really stay away from him so we’ve bought this house and designed it to be half him half me because we have no intention to ever sell it so yeah…. we can still be together but i hope you know im still going to have to live here so that we can play the sims together and have our gay sims get married and have sex dressed as a peach and a hotdog in a public closet.”
you leave their house you go that was weird, you ghost them forever.
#like what is this#at this point who is going to date you#and be okay with it all#i would scream Oh MY GOD JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY#and leave#that would be so toxic but it’s so funny to think about#dnp#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#dan howell#daniel howell#dnp tit#d&p#dip and pip#amazingphil#dnptit
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imagine if Gideon actually was normal. she gets to Canaan house and immediately starts engaging Magnus in conversation about the weather. She simply avoids harrow and spends her time having polite and respectful sex with the multiple other women who want to fuck her. When harrow goes missing she organizes a search party and when harrow asks her to siphon she says "I don't think that sounds like fun" and doesn't. Whole plot comes to a standstill. Pool scene doesn't even happen because harrow gets over her insane possessive crush immediately after seeing Gideon tell jeannemary she should think about applying for colleges
#au where she's normal#kris said if gideon was normal tamsyn couldn't even write about her and harrow would say 'i can't have a homoerotic rivalry with you'#and leave#hgkgjbkvjnkmk
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He got mad 😓
#dbz#dragon ball z#sketch#db#dragon ball#gohan#son gohan#piccolo#trunks#trunks briefs#future trunks#okay hear me out#its already a big deal for gohan to ask piccolo for a new outfit right#it was a special moment between the two#and piccolo gave it to gohan because piccolo trained him#trunks was trained by gohan and indirectly learned piccolos fighting style#but piccolo himself didnt train trunks so i think hed feel odd about having trunks don his clothes#not to mention its like theyre goofing off when cell is still alive#i imagine piccolo would be all 'be serious' >:(#and leave#and trunks feels like he did something wrong and is embarrassed#while gohan just pouts and goes 'that's just how he is but don't worry!'#yeah idk#anyways i sleep now
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I don’t think you understand how badly I want more art of disabled pilot Blurr. It’s in my soul now. I want that as my phone background. Ah!
MY DEAR ANON
HAVE THIS WONDERFUL RECOVERING BLURR AS A TREAT :3
Also well this is Blurr from Mech Au by @keferon so obviously he is traumatized so obviously this need TW :
Injuries (covered but we can see blood) and derealisation
I’ve been interested in thinking about Blurr kinda hoping Swerve’s last words were true, that he wasn’t real and all of this was either a nightmare or just….idk but not the truth
ALSO yeah TAILGATE ! This design U.U
Honestly I don’t think Tailgate would just forgot someone saved his life (and I deeply love him) so Hehe Blurr, now you have a kind blue sunshine trying to help you 👍
*this is a way to cope with the whole Blurr mech AU continuity*
(Also Keferon I admire you deeply I know I’m insane with this AU and if I tag you too much PLEASE TELL ME TO STOP I really need to behave myself sometimes !)
#transformers#mech au#tf mecha au#tf mecha au tailgate#tailgate#human blurr#maccadam#brainstorm tf#yes brainstorm suddenly appear out of knowhere#make a joke#and leave#no explanation#also thanks to a friend now in my head#human brainstorm is named Bastien
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honestly laughed out loud, as the saying goes
#maybe we could someday reach a compromise wherein we just pummel the fuck out of our relationship with China specifically#and leave#ya know#our allies alone#but we can't put conditions on or make petitions to Donald#cannot reason with Donald#he reigns as he and he alone sees fit
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How did we go from the sf 24 to this piece of trash gang? We had it all after summer break last year. Who tf decided to change the entire car? 😭
#charles leclerc#ferrari#I’m done guys#it’s been 7 years of this crap#charles needs to prioritise himself#and leave
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(not my gif)
That guy was tired AF of them
#shauna's look is nothing compared to his#he was like#please stfu#and leave#let me enjoy my booze mfs#yellowjackets#jackie taylor#yellowjackets showtime
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Day 25: Starlight
"Don't make this weird."
[A follow up to This Post.]
#decembhyur2023#Pigeon Screens#Prudence Dubois#DON'T DO IT DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD OK?#JUST TAKE THE GIFT#AND LEAVE
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I don’t understand why he stopped to have coffee with this man. They trusted you with that kid’s well-being and you’re sitting there chitchatting with the one person they asked you to keep away from her.
#he shoulda told her to get in the car while they were on school grounds#told grandpa to go fuck himself#and leave#love sea the series#maya watches stuff
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CONSUMING PROBLEMATIC MEDIA?!!!???! EVERYONE IS GUILTY!!
If you’re thinking “haha not me. I’m a good boy who never watches or reads anything made by bad people. I also never watch or read ANYTHING that promotes bad ideas,” you’re wrong! Either you just don’t watch or read anything, or you just need to wait like two weeks for the info to start rolling out about how the creator of the media donated money to a pro kicking puppies campaign. Everyone who was considered a “morally good” creator by the general public has had a downfall. Remember when JK Rowling used to be beloved? And then Neil Gaiman? No fandom is safe from the claws of the surprise evil creator. (Stop holding people up to sainthood levels of regard and then being shocked when they aren’t, in fact, saints, or just generally good people. You don’t know them! Liking what someone makes does NOT mean you should start kissing the hem of their cloaks in a show of fealty. GET UP!!)
JK Rowling recently donated £70,000 to an anti trans group. This has been discussed. It’s not surprising, or at least it shouldn’t be surprising to anyone who’s followed her recent actions. A lot of people have been talking about the ethics of consuming content that was made by her, and there’s a wide range of opinions. Some say “not my problem, I’m going to do whatever I want! Yippeeee I’m going to Harry Potter world this summer guys, isn’t that fun?” Other people say “if you post about Harry Potter, then you are transphobic and personally at fault for what is going on regarding trans people.”
Both of these people are wrong.
DO NOT GIVE HER MONEY! Do not go to the parks, don’t watch movies on streaming, don’t buy the merch!! Don’t do it! If you do it, then you may as well be donating to an anti trans charity yourself. I do not exaggerate when I say that. But at the same time, you are not committing thought crimes by being in fandom. We all have to unfortunately accept that evil lurks within the consumption of any piece of media ever, especially now that mega corporations are buying up everything and controlling how it gets distributed. There is no fandom that makes you morally pure just by being in it, and there is no fandom that makes you evil by being in it.
A fandom that has frequently been juxtaposed to Harry Potter is Percy Jackson and the Olympians. With main characters who look shockingly similar, and stories geared toward the same age groups as the target audience, these two went hand in hand for many years. Then, with JKRs villain arc, PJO has become the “morally superior” book series. So now, HP evil, PJO good, and if you like HP and are in the fandom, then you too are evil, but PJO is all good and will always be good, see guys I’m better than you because I like Percy Jackson, not Harry Potter, if you guys like Harry Potter than you are morally wrong. PJO, by the way, is owned by Disney, which in 2022 donated a reported $190,000 to the Republican Party of Florida, which helps instate GOP lawmakers. (For non Americans, those are the transphobes, the homophobes, the racists, etc etc etc.)
Disney also owns Marvel and Star Wars. Marvel has recently become cringe, Star Wars is holding relatively strong is public opinion, but who cares? It’s all still Disney, and they are genuinely awful. So what now? Everyone sucks, everything sucks, can I even like anything anymore?
Yes. You can like whatever you want. Just be mindful of who gets your money. Cancel that streaming service, make your own merch, commission small artists. Take the power away from those who wish us harm. And remember the pillar of true fandom: If you don’t like it, then don’t read it. It’s that simple. At the end of the day, the only person whose actions you control are your own, so use your free will to do good in the world, not do fandom wars. We’re all at the Devil’s Sacrament in some way or another.
#fandom#jk rowling#fuck jkr#harry potter#percy jackson#star wars#marvel#disney#I actively am apart of and like the fandoms mentioned in this post#I just also don’t give them my money#be discerning about who you give your money to#think critically#and also enjoy things#and learn when to say ‘I don’t like this so I just won’t interact with it’#and leave#bc you have free will
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:.|:;
BY THE NINE WE ARE UNDER FUCKING ATTACK
#how dare you come into my house#dump loss on my coffee table#shit on my carpet#and leave#this is hate mail and I hope you are smited#*screams at you*
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get out!!!! you're garbage!!!
#axel blabs#THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS BITCH HAS TRIED TO MESSAGE MY INBOX FUCK U#idk if anyone has gotten the same account being the one to paranoy them#JOKES ON THEM BC I DON'T BELEIVE IN SHIT LIKE WHAT THYE SAY i just go 'huh weird'#and leave#nothing an anon says with no proof will ever matter to me in any way
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arachnids' "proper goodbye this time?" vs potd's "lets not say goodbye"
#the thing is right#she did the kicked puppy routine bc she cant help herself but she was gonna leave!!!!#she DIDNT invite them on! she WOULD have said goodbye!#she Gave Hints sure and she was highkey abandonment issues but like#its up to interpretation i suppose whether she was like committed to letting them go or if she was planning on doing a little#suitcase sweets moment anyway#but personally i think she was really gonna leave#shes too surprised when they say they want to stay#i dont think she was planning on it#i dont think she was gonna slyly be like 'one more trip?' i dont think she was!#i think shes resolved and shes gonna say goodbye bc she hasnt gotten too attached yet and shes not gonna!#she doesnt want to be alone and she cant help showing it but i think shes more scared of getting attached than being alone#i mean#with hindsight right? 100% shes more scared of getting attached than being alone#she was gonna leave!#can you imagine?#i think about it every time i watch that scene#she was totally gonna say goodbye#and leave#on her own#and then what? you know
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I love being a hater <- rarely complains about anything to people who aren't close because out of fear of hurting someone's feelings
#I just look at some things like 😒#and leave#aka I keep it to myself#I don't try to be fake abt things tho#if I don't like it I usually just ignore it#I'm not gonna tell you it's aight
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thought i curated my dash to the point where there were no city enjoyers where did yous come from
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