#and now im OBSESSED HELPPP

[scythelordsucks]

[landoughnut]

Nurse He's Out Again

♡ masterlist - request

♡ pairing - lando norris x fem!reader (fc - brooke shields :)

♡ summary - just lando thirsting on the main and giving being a pr nightmare, also him fighting for his life in the comments

♡ warnings - horny/simp lando, crack, some fluff, some cursing, one kms mention

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | wanted to do a social media one cause i love reading them so much so here we are! i really love this actually so i hope you enjoy xoxo

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my submission for a banner art contest on discord. GUYS HELPPP IM OBSESSED WITH DANDYS WORLD NOW

[nyuklai]

hi guys i actually have absolutely nothing decent to post but I feel obligated to because so many people liked the last one.. which THANK YOU????? I was definitely not expecting the amount of love that post got, especially with my dead ass account. but anyways here’s some doodles I did on magma awhile ago.

today we have rise Cassandra because I LOVE HER? I just wish we got to see more of her in rise and it is a crime that we didn’t. So yeah that was actually my first time drawing her and I have yet to find a good outfit for her that’s not the weird foot clan ninja uniform. also raph. he’s my favorite I have nothing to say.

I also did some future bad timeline raph, mikey, and BABY CASEY JR. it was purely self indulgent because I love him. I have a million things to say but this is long enough already so I will hold off on that for now. (If y’all are interested maybe I’ll elaborate…) also the one with Donnie is random Au plot my pookie made about rise Donnie going on his 2003 Donnie trauma moment. Basically thrown into the future timeline. Just for funzies yk?

MY GUILTY PLEASURE AND COMPLETELY SELF INDULGENT MIYAMOTO USAGI ART. Guys literally shut up it’s donsagi and I admit I am so cringe but guys please. Anyways Leo totally FUMBLED a bad bitch and I am actually still really salty they never got to talk again after Leonardo’s angst arc in 2003, because what the hell. It made me so sad bc I LOVE usagi and I always want to see more of him. I love the comics and will definitely be posting content of him soon. (I have a fake rise crossover in the works rn but SHHHH.)

Anyways it’s Donsagi because I just think they’re cute and have a fun dynamic in the 2003 show. And also sneak peek Jotaro and Mariko.

Alright enough of my insane ramblings, I hope this post isn’t too long and finds the appropriate audience because HELPPP IM OBSESSED.

[rainrot4me]

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I would just like to inform you, that just a few days ago i was scolling on tumblr when sudently i found the story you wrote with Toby (the halloween party one) YOU🫵 YOUU made me obsessed with Toby, i read everything i could and started slowly learning about the others, you have sucked me into this fandom, i drew and wrote too much about him to be mentally ok now, congrats, if you find me tied in a white room i will say it was your fault (/j i LOVE. LOVE. your writing please never stop writing)

AHHHHAHAH THIS FELT LIKE AN INTERROGATION HELPPP

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU THO!!!!! Genuinely you will never find anything as cracked out/familial/horrifying/funny as this fandom. Everyone is either ‘I Eat Pasta For Breakfast’ veterans or retired amino warriors and it couldn’t be more perfect really. I’m so happy my writing could get you to enjoy this stuff too!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 171 spoilers and thoughts but i'm mostly just going "YAY I LIKED THIS MOMENT" and more below the cut

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DEMON KING LLOYD HELLO. HELLO?? WHAT. WHY?? BUT WOW. HOLY SHIT. I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS

I LOVE WHEN CHARACTERS GAIN WINGS AND HORNS AND . GHGHHGHGHHG AAAHHH ITS MY FAVORITE THING if you didn't already know dragon lloyd was like one of my favorite all-time panels so this is VERY AWESOME FOR ME YAYYY YAAAAYYY HAHAHA

LIKE SERIOUSLY LOOK HE GOT FANGS N SHIT AND. OH MY GODD THE SMOKE SLIPPING PAST HIS LIPS IM SO??? THAT'S SO COOL. I LOVE WHEN THEY DO THAT WITH SMOKE AND MONSTROUS FORMS OF CHARACTERS

genuinely i need to draw this asap. pacing issues aside i am obsessed with how sick this is. i love this a LOT

ok ok back to the top bc theres some stuff i wanna touch on from before demon king lloyd got revealed! because...

"master lloyd taught us". "master lloyd taught us". "master lloyd taught us". "master lloyd taught us".

EXCUSE ME WHAT

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT OFF SCREEN, LLOYD TOOK TIME OUT OF HIS BUSY ASS DAY. TO TEACH THE KIDS HOW TO PLAY SOCCER. AND THEY HAVE PLAYED ENOUGH TO BE FAMILIAR ENOUGH TO PLAY ON THEIR OWN. WHICH MEANS THAT LLOYD . PLAYED SOCCER WITH THEM . AND WE FIND THIS OUT. NOW?? I. GGHH. THATS SO. CUTE. IM GOING TO BITE HIM. THE FUCKER. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

the fact that they go up to ask him im going to EXPLODE?!?!?

he looks so nonchalant abt it here im cryinf

AND LOOK AT THEM GO THIS IS SO SO SWEET IM VERY GLAD LYRA GOT TO PLAY WITH THEM I LIKE THIS A LOT

this scene, and the beginning scene where the adults were just so casual with her and treating her as a living person with feelings and someone that they can talk to was so so heartwarming i oooghhh my heart

AND THEN THERE HE IS. SMILING IN THE BACK. YOU ASS.

I SEE YOU BEING KIND AND EMPATHETIC AND SELFLESS LLOYD. YOU LOST THE NONCHALANT WAR. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

christ. i fucking HATE him /j /aff

it is also VERY silly that they're so casual abt. destruction like that HELPPP they got it from someone sob sob, though i imagine since most of the estate consists of people who have done construction it probably isnt that big of a deal when things get destroyed every now n then

and lyra looks so damn happy,,, god im so glad she had a good experience, she really needed one :')

also i completely LOST it when the kid got mad at lyra for not responding with a yes or no HELPPP JESUS CHRIST

again they,,, got it from someone HAHA though honestly i think it tracks. kids can be straightforwardly brutal in their language, especially when they don't really have biases or cares for who they are speaking to. as crazy as this instance looks (LMFAO) i think this fits well with the context of the straightforwardness of children and considering the person who they look up to at the estate. i think it was good for lyra to meet a human child her age who can speak straightforwardly and not skirt past things, if that makes sense? i hope it does!

AND THE DEMON KING TRANSFORMATION i already talked abt it above but i wanna point out this blue system box here

a power outside of the system?!?? what does this mean for the protagonist of the new prequel bk_moon is writing?? is the weather forecasting included in this???

my first assumption right now is that the demon king power is just an in-world power system while everything else (ie the weather forecasting) is external, blue-textbox system. maybe? so lloyd got the demon king power which comes with skills separate from the ones that the system can provide? that would explain why there's no indication of lloyd trying to use the weather forecasting, he probably can't use it,,,? except i dont know why artanis can use it in that case. most likely i am overthinking it LMFAO

semi-related, i am a little confused as to why artanis did this? i guess she really, really trusted him w this power? or maybe her weather forecasting noted that this would be something good to do i have no idea,,, it Does feel a bit sudden i won't lie, i'm not sure how earned this is

also javier and everyone else not reacting that much to the demon king status. SENT ME HAHA "... nothing's changed." LOL

deadpan humor never fails to make me giggle ily javier

also loved the moment where the two of them were bein serious for a sec,,, they've got a job to do they've got people to protect. lloyd will stop fate and javier will be right besides him...

i think showing them at emily's wedding really cements how much they really, REALLY need to fight fate now. the novel events happening is very very bad, but it feels like now that so many people, emily especially, have found THIS much happiness in their lives,,, failing to stop fate will hit even harder. i really like the analogy of a taut bow that the dragon king used when he first described it, bc it's really REALLY showing how much the repercussions will hit if they fail. im praying they succeed,,, please,,, i need a happy ending or i will curl up and turn into an actual shrimp irl.

and now the demons have to build the pantara railroad,,, artanis's expression omfg

she really didn't,,, know,,, she trusted him that much,,,, girl,,,

but it's ok. it'll be a net positive trust! that's how lloyd does things!!! and then soon we'll get the happy ending where we can get the eye of summer and beat up fate and then silly fun times YAYY <- probably copium

some other thoughts of note that i had with a dear mutual (hi sprout :3) about this ep:

we were talking about how the plot seems to be paced right now, and honestly i'm of the opinion that while yes its Technically moving, the way they're ending each ep in this current arc makes it feel like it's going both very slow and very fast, that is to say it feels like it's not moving at all

bc they're like "okay NOW we're gonna do the build project" and it's been like that for several episodes now. pieces are moving but we're going past the point of it all too fast (especially the whole demon king thing. mentioned this before but while cool, doesn't feel as earned simply bc we're both tackling each point and yet blowing past all the points, so it's a lot less satisfying than it should be (despite how awesome it is,,, oh lloyd you give me so much internal conflict </3))

it does make me a lil worried that they're gonna timeskip the hell out of the pantara railroad build. however this episode, although it still has a weird pacing/movement issue, does feel a little bit better than the last two imo, so i have hope that it'll turn out okay, that it'll start heading up! i'm actually really excited to see where they go with this and i'm sure that even if the pacing is still goofy i'll have some kind of fun with it (seriously the panels this ep were wonderful HAHA)

anyway that's all for this week! extremely excited for the next ep,,, ill see yall then,,, lets go pantara railroad arc!!!

[kadereads]

hi guys im back with another lotm longpost, volume 4 destroyed me in so many unique ways. let’s get right into it

- major MAJOR spoilers -

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mr. dwayne dantés the tycoon enters the stage :D poor klein who loves money is in constant misery having to act as this handsome middle aged man that just spends spends & spends again. its been really funny seeing him want to scream cry & die over it 💀 but it’s all a means to an end for his goal to rise up in the high society, so he has powered through the sorrow of watching his bank account drop~ watching him adapt to this kind of lifestyle like hiring the butler and servants and mansion, carriages, taking lessons, as a sort of authority figure in charge has been really entertaining. it’s also a bit sad to see him reconnecting with his previous friends from when he was sherlock moriarty, but has to act as though he didn’t know them 💔 my lonely guy…. each identity really has its own unique connections huh and there’s rarely crossover

GEHRMAN SPARROW 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 GEHRMAN!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥🙌💥🙌💥🙌💥🙌 HE LIVESSSS RAHHHHHRRRGH

MY GUY OF ALL TIME I was so scared after the last volume that we wouldn’t see his persona as much anymore thank you klein for proving me wrong. HE HAS BECOME INFAMOUS NOW!!! he’s got an absurd bounty of his own, his tales are spread far & wide, even the other tarot club members have fully realized The World is him!! and although dwayne is the current identity in the spotlight rn, gehrman was Still just as active during this whole volume oh I was joyful

every night as dwayne dantés klein performs like he’s gonna go to sleep after his nice expensive bath, but actually he’s gonna secretly transform into gehrman sparrow and teleport out of his room somewhere w creeping hunger and go slaughter criminals in the dead of night, or make arrodes (who he can communicate with through mirrors!) use an illusion as if he’s sleeping to go on some other stealth operation. that contrast is hilarious helppp he is 100% on both vibes 😭 plus since gehrman is equivalent to The World he’s always present at the tarot club and gets commissions and missions from them! my guy klein is booked and busy!!

like I said in a previous post, it’s such an experience having my favorite character be my favorite character be my favorite character be my favorite character be my favorite character. they’re all klein but also not, I love klein as klein he is the best ever, but I also love him Separately. like gehrman is the best ever too… I consider the identities all as separate characters I love for themselves while simultaneously also the same guy because I know they’re the same—uogghhoghogh klein is simply the character ever he’s so likeable in every form he takes. im still in the middle of reading this novel and yet im so serious he might be approaching on the #1 spot of my favorite characters across all media list. actually Crazy im obsessed with him

anyway I could talk about klein aka the fool aka sherlock aka gehrman aka dwayne here for 10000 years but back to reviewing in timeline-order

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gehrman sparrow & alger’s mysterious island date finally happened! they went there through teleporting <3 I liked the adventure a lot, they have a natural teamwork!! but never let alger sing or gehrman will shoot him in the neck <3

the temple there had some kind of connection to amon…. the picture drawn in the inner tomb represents the lord of storms, eternal blazing sun, god of wisdom & the true creator. all of them were consuming the city of silver creator. that was wild it exploded my brain bc it revealed the last 3 unnamed kings of angels this whole time were in fact 3 of the current well-known gods who had gotten an upgrade after betraying the city of silver creator…! frightening

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the meticulous nature of klein strikes again with his time spent investigating & scoping out the saint samuel cathedral as dwayne dantés to try and rob the antigonus family notebook from them 👍 the day to start the operation began and his plans were completely solid, the tension was high he was seconds away from grabbing it— and then that sealed artifact dead angel thing kidnapped him 😭

and so started one of my fav arcs of the entire novel so far

I was reading the heist before bed one night like “yeah I’ll go to sleep after he steals the notebook” SIKE! klein is banished to the shadow realm! and now I can’t stop reading

guys I was So scared for him I had to know he’d make it through this safely 😣 because suddenly he’s faced with a situation of being extremely nerfed w zero connection to the grey fog, in an eerie and deadly shadow town *shivers* it was so spooky to read in the dark. his former enemies were there too like mr. A and the demigod demoness who was behind the great smog of backlund, she got him 🤏 near to death. he lost his ghost pokemon marionette senor in the process :( it was the closest brush he’s ever had with losing control too my heart was pounding

and then they started just Dropping Major Reveals one after the other?? I stayed up all that night to read this, goodbye my sleep schedule. some of these reveals were literally questions raised from the first chapter of this book so I was losing it

like wtf do you mean ZARATUL is there?!??!? why are you appearing already old man! he split his body and projected part of himself here while the rest of him turned into a monster? the ravings of “hornacis flegrea“ are from the creepy hanging dead marionette people in the shadowy cathedral??? and that “treasure” + visions calling those of the seer pathway to the hornacis mountain peak in the first place is connected directly to this shadow realm, but it’s infact actually a trap leading to the Antigonus family angel who lost control and became a monster and every dead person here in this cathedral is the victim of said misdirections??? HUHHHH WAAAAAAHT AJDJFJGM. arrodes’s info telling klein where to get bizarro sorcerer’s formula were actually all leading klein to the same place & situation!

THE SYMBOL FOR THE ESCAPE DOOR WAS A LIE. FRANK LEE CREEPY MUSHROOM CLUTCH. OKAY IM DISTURBED AGAIN 🍄 THERE IS A CARD OF BLASPHEMY NEXT TO THE THRONE OF THE TEMPLE IN THE PEAK BY THE ANTIGONUS FAMILY ANGEL MONSTER AND ITS CORRESPONDING TO THE SEER PATHWAY—

SEQUENCE 0 IS CALLED THE FOOL?????????????

I READ THAT AND MY EYES NEARLY POPPED OUT OF MY SKULL HELLO WHAT THERE IS NO WAY????????????

WHAT IS THIS . WHAT ARE WE DOING!!!!!

EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED EVERYTHING HAS MEANING from the second that tarot card was pulled for him by the fortune teller (debatable), THIS WAS A PATH KLEIN WAS ON. HE PICKED THAT AS HIS NAME HIMSELF DUDE. ITS THE ACTUAL NAME? IS IT HIS FATE? OR THE RESULTING AFFECT OF MULTIPLE SYNCHRONOUS FACTORS COMBINING TOGETHER? HIS TRUE DESTINY?

yeah so I was pretty tired the next day 🫡

seeing klein have to put his mind into maximum overdrive without the safety to rely on his “cheats” like the grey fog, completely alone just with his own power, was fantastic. he lost his marionette but in comparison what he gained from this ordeal was extremely good!!! he knows the truth about the hornacis mountain peak, about zaratul’s situation (who is free now btw……… uh oh……) he exacted revenge on the killers behind the great smog of backlund, he got the potion formula for sequence 4 bizarro sorcerer, he discovered the sequence 0 of his pathway is The Fool, and he even got an awesome new upgraded creeping hunger with more slots and abilities!!!!!!!! despite the rather horrifying and dark sections there was also fun parts, the developments were very tricky and unexpected— some were according to my speculations but other things were very much not and it shocked me. it was honestly a perfect arc. it also makes sense to me now how amon would be interested in the fool…. he most likely knows that’s the sequence 0 name of seer too, he’s lived a long time and would surely be intrigued with that right

and after this due to the lingering trauma from the incident klein had to consult miss justice audrey for psychological help for the first time which was 🥹 she told him to not give up, don’t keep everything inside & to wish for happiness pleaseee I will cry she’s so sweet

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LEONARD FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT KLEIN IS STILL ALIVE UEUEUGHFJhhhyuUHOUGHHHHHRAGAHHFHFHFHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he finalllyyy connected the dots that his old friend resurrected and is sherlock moriarty and gehrman sparrow. he even went all the way to tingen to dig up klein’s grave to check for sure if he was there and found it empty��� URGH URHG urgh dies. leonard became aware that klein is connected with the fool and that his goal is the same as his own— to take revenge on the people who destroyed their team and ohhh he was Sooo emotional about it. my heart broke reading the way his eyes teared up and his hands trembled when he thought about klein? please its so 😭😭😭😭 oh my god I love them 🥲🥹💖 and klein got in contact with him as his identity dwayne (which leonard thinks is azik), trying to protect leonard and warn him about dangers from a distance. I weep 😭😭

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speaking of azik, the stuff with him afterwards gosh my heart Again. so his soul was fractured into two by Death…… the answers he had been seeking all this time was that heartbreaking truth. he successfully found the other half of his soul, but it had already become a horrible monster :(((

I can’t imagine just being faced with That creepy creature other version of you, and knowing if you rejoin with it, this missing piece which you’d been searching hundreds and thousands of years for, it will completely change your whole being into a monster too. one that is cold, cruel, and insane, you will lose all your humanity. but if you don’t, you will continue to reincarnate repeatedly in the immortal torment cycle, endlessly losing and regaining your memories 😔

it was such a close call for a minute there bc he was drawn in against his will, but after being given a set of options azik made the incredibly difficult choice to give up that piece of his soul forever 🥲😭 I am happy he did because I really didn’t want him to turn evil, but gosh the sacrifice was huge wasn’t it

ultimately azik didn’t want to lose himself, his humanity, feelings of love and happiness, his beautiful memories with his children and his loved ones. as a result he will be doomed to forget again & again once more but at least this time it was by his decision right…? 😭 klein is there to write a letter to help him remember this time too, so maybe it’s not so bad…….. ough. that’s beautiful I cries 💔

“Sleep isn’t a bad thing either. At least I’ll have dreams. And in those dreams, I never left”

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YEAH AND THE MYSTERIOUS DEAD ANGEL SEALED ARTIFACT IS THE DESCENT VESSEL OF THE EVERNIGHT GODDESS. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

SHE SMILED AT KLEIN BACK THEN DURING THE GREAT SMOG

SHE PURPOSEFULLY TRANSPORTED KLEIN TO THE HORNACIS MOUNTAIN PEAK REALM SO HE COULD UNCOVER THE SECRETS?

SHE ASSISTED AZIK WITH HIS DECISION

SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WATCHING KLEIN/THOSE CLOSE TO HIM???? HE IS AN EVERNIGHT BLESSED…… HE WAS SINCE HE TOUCHED THE SWORD BACK IN VOLUME 1. HEY!

and she now controls the artificial death I guess :0

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I had many thoughts up to this point so before I get to ranting about the finale of the volume lemme go through them

first, klein adventuring in the southern continent!!! return of danitz and anderson!! (who’s been suffering recently, poor guy) klein turned a monster pathway beyonder into his marionette which gave him control of fate abilities, And turned admiral hell ludwell into his marionette too!!! thank you azik :3 the news spread like wildfire and gehrman sparrow easily gets more famous and feared, as he should mhm 🙂‍↕️

now I had this little wondering since before which I’ll mention— the spirit world colored lights. I know that they can sense a slight abnormality on klein as shown by yellow light before, but I’m curious how they would treat The Fool if they directly met him? because he is the existence that rules above the spirit world, above the grey fog, would they be his subjects then?

ALSO KLEIN THE WORLD DWAYNE DANTES MET AUDREY AND THEY R WORKING TOGETHER NOW HEHEHEHEHE I loooove when he meets his tarot club members 💖 I need her to meet him as gehrman sparrow in the real world now

and seriously every chapter that goes by I get more concerned as to where amon is 😭 like he is directly trying to track down the fool’s believers in backlund. he is Around.

anon feels creepy to me in such a unique way like a storm constantly looming on the periphery. his brief appearances are enough to make people literally jump up and run for the hills Like. him just being in backlund made leonard + pallez & klein instantly gtfo. he’s been the only entity capable so far of sticking his hand directly into the grey fog. all of these super ominous vibes surround him, and yet the last I saw of him he was casually having dinner at a random backlund pub???? the juxtaposition????? guy has a sense of he doesn’t gaf, he’s enigmatic which is even More eerie imo. it feels like any minute his avatar will suddenly appear and attack, and from the impression im forming so far it feels like he’ll casually do it like he’s ordering a coffee. idk yet if im right w that but I just Know the encounter is going to happen at some some point 100%. it’s just a matter of when…. the apprehension.

also y’know I never expected to see zaratul appear before the azik memory plotline reached its conclusions, and I certainly didn’t expect to see the azik conclusions happen before will auceptin’s birth. I no longer have any ability to predict where this novel goes and that’s beautiful.. I did love the progression of how things went though. the structure of having azik’s matter completed, leading directly to the evernight goddess reveal whose hints were scattered in since volume 1, leonard’s realizations, and all of these tying together into the situation regarding ince zangwill was so smooth

anyway I started getting scared bc I felt it was the calm before the storm and

Boy Was I Right !

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INCE. ZANGWILL.

THE CONFRONTATION IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FINALLY HAPPENED AAAAGRGRHHRAHHHHHH I was Enraged at that man during the whole battle. I legit started to wildly type annotations to express my disgusted reaction while reading I wanted him dead 💀

klein marionetting himself to escape the notice of 0-08 that’s my intelligent friend right there 👍👍 + LEONARD MADE ME CRY. BUT HE CHANTED THE FOOL’S NAME!! GET HIM IN THE TAROT CLUB NOWNOWNOWNOWWWW

when klein finally appeared on the battlefield in person, as klein moretti, I Freaked Out, the entire scene of klein executing Ince Zangwill was SO PEAK SOOOO PEAKKKK OH MY GOD 💥💥💥💥 EACH BULLET SHOT HE DEDICATED TO A DIFFERENT PERSON THAT INCE ZANGWILL HURT IN THE PAST OHHH IT WAS AWEOSME HEHRKGKGG AUDHFJGIGJGFBW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥HSVFNFIFJFHDBDB DBFBFFBFHCBFBSKWODJGJGIDISICFJEBFBFHRKDJFJHHGGGHOOOUFJGJGNGN AFBNFFKKBDAAJNFE I DIED

THE DANCE I SOBBED SO MUCH HE REALLY TRANSFORMED INTO DUNN SMITH TO GIVE DALY A LAST DANCE WITH HER LOVE ONE FINAL TIME

AND HE ALSO TURNED HER INTO A MARIONETTE SO SHE COULD DIE PEACEFULLY AS A HUMAN NOT AS A MONSTER THAT LOST CONTROL. LEONARD WATCHED IT ALL W TEARS STREAMING DOWN HUS FACE HES JUST LIKE ME hyughhHDHGUGHhh daly :((( this was so sosososo beautiful but IT HURT SO MUCH DTOP PLEASE

in the middle of THIS klein fully digested marionettist, under the watch of adam (who stole the quill btw, that’s not good…..) he finished the grand performance of killing a high level creature which was the ritual condition, finished the dance and drank the bizarro sorcerer potion THEN HIS WHOLE SELF LITERALLY RIPPED APART ??? RIGHT WITHIN ALL THAT EMOTIONAL DAMAGE HES GOTTA PIECE HIS MAGGOT-SELF BACK TOGETHER R U SERIOUS? GOD IT WAS REALLY HORRIFYING TO VISUALIZE THAT IN MY HEAD BUT HE DID IT HE FINALLY SUCCEEDED IN BECOMING A DEMIGOD YAYAhaha👏👏👏😭😭😭

within this most agonizing grieving way possible, the leonard & klein reunion finally happened. they finally talked to each other after a year guys omg 😃🫰

leonard tearfully asked if he’d come back and then klein Turned Away, said he can’t return anymore, and Left. 🙂

FMLLLLLLLLL

NOOOOOOOOOO IM ALREADY ON THE GROUND WHYY 😭😭🫡🫡😭😭

and WHAT was that cliffhanger? there’s cocoons hung up in the grey fog by the weird door thing above the steps with the spirits of ppl from earth in them??? tf does this mean ? that’s so painful of a cliffhanger why would you end the volume like that 😭

I have no words tbh how can I be normal after reading this I need a personal apology 🚶

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I’ve been distracted all day since last night w dry eyes making this post from my notes while repeating the scenes in my head. the emotional catharsis and tragedy was excellent it affected me really hard <\3

everything that happened from beginning to end of this volume was amazing, it was easily my top favorite volume so far. the last part is certainly my #1 favorite scene ever ❤️‍🩹 I love this novel so much it’s the most specialest bestest ever

there was lots more stuff going on like the red angel medici, the marauder pathway girl hazel with her rat teacher, the psychology alchemists stuff with audrey, but idk if I can form any additional theories abt that right now or analysis of any characters other than what I already have written here, I’m emotionally exhausted 😭 I just need to start the next volume and know what happens okay that cliffhanger was mean. and in this next volume I’d better see my boy leonard joining the tarot club!!! c’mon he’s basically there already he chanted the fool’s name, him and klein can’t just separate like that again. let me have this please. my lotm playlist needs more songs as well, especially some emotional ones now, im working on it and just sitting with the feelings more. :’) if anyone has any recommendations lmk

I love klein I love gehrman sparrow I love leonard mitchell and audrey and azik peace and love for everyone 🫶 not ince zangwill though im glad he’s dead.

next up volume 5, see you again soonnn ദ്ദി(╥﹏╥)

[miku-meeku]

Ooop you had a Voltage phase~~ Now you gotta spill the games you played👀👀

i thought these ones were kinda neat compared to the other games

also is it really playing if i dont even have money to buy the stories so i just kept reading the prologue over and over again

i mean, i did manage to read some free ones they gave out (and i think i read some stories on yt before)

anws, i won 300 coins for drawing this thing before and won 3rd place lawl (but now i lost the coins cuz voltage inc sux for making ur account get restricted if ur not active for a year smh)

kota is my favorite if its not obvious from my very very OLD POST from when my tumblr used to be a garbage can

my kidself is kringe (did you know kota is voiced by natsuki hanae kyaa)

also theres this game that i used to be obsessed with playing from voltage too (but they shut it down so that makes me...i hate voltage inc bro)

bro i just realised now they shut it down a few weeks after i got into dol, thats nice ig

anws enough of that sobbing from voltage inc being shit like usual, guess my favorite liar character

did you know mf has the same bday as kota

listen chat, i just think hes really neat-

JUST LOOK AT THIS OLD 2019 ART HAHAHAHAHAHA

MY SHIP NAME FOR HIM AND MIKU WAS MIZUSA HELPPP IM KRINGINGGGG

omg now i suddenly remembered, my last art of azu was from 2021 and it was this drawing w childe

if its really not obvious during my liar phase, i was pretty obsessed with azu, i love azu sm (i would scurry thru my old books for liar arts of me and azu kyaa but id rather not cuz it was kinda kringe and id rather not die of embarrassment)

.....maybe just a lil bit..... (bro this was from 2017 good lord)

ight i yap too much, i was gonna start yapping how i had ocs for every single voltage inc game i "played"

you only get these three cuz im gonna be here all day if i blabber about everyone

my forged wedding, seduced in the sleepless city, dreamy days in west tokyo

for some reason, i have a lot of aoi doodles tho

ft other voltage inc ocs who are the same age as her (17 year old mfs)

and here u get old uncover the truth mc (aka miku, literally me) from 2021

to her recent drip in 2023

its just adult miku basically

ight im done fr this time, i yap too much

[moldychefboyardeecan]

OH GOD

Well! I have ALOT to post, and I'll start with a small confession: IM OBSESSED WUTH IDV

and during a bullet train ride me and my friend wrote orphrick crack. @orphrickie

ill keep some of our original dialogue. The story starts after the cut

the dingus

orphrick yaoi

LMAO OKAY ITS GONNA BE PURELY IRONIC THO CUZ I CANT WRITE SERIOUSLY

ITS OKAY IT CAN BE A CRACK FIC IVE WRITTWN DONALD TRUMP X ELON MUSK X KANYE X PUTIN POLYCULE FICS 🫶

 OH I KNOW we could make it that they were working together on a thingy and when they went for a “”meeting””” it becomes a cute fluffy date Oh my gkd😭😭😭 UR ILLLLLL

did i mention it was also omega verse bro…

yes yes yes YAY

so its okay we can write pure crack

I think ur sister likes my fics

HELPPP

wait this is peak already I lowkey wanna watch

they’re so cute

So where should the date be aUmnummmmm Library NO CAFE PLACE alr

 ITS ACTUALLY GOOD HELLO

i do NAWT wanna ruin it i will watch OKK

orphrick idv crack written with my friend 🙈

GUYS

*looks around*

*sees nobody*

“Chat u seeing this?”

-Fredrick

*sees my colossal cock

(he’s schizophrenic)

guys I haven’t played IDV in 4 months am I doing this right 🚶‍♀️

“So..Mister..” The silverette eloquent man trailed off, focusing on the boy in front of him.

“Orpheus!” The boy answered. He was a brunette, full of life, a direct opposite of the man whom he was speaking with. His blue outfit was nicely put together, as if it wasn’t reflecting his energy enough.

“Right. Orpheus, hm.” He said it as if the very name offended him. “You say, you write, yes?” The man asked, hoping his writing is as lively as his..exterior.

“I may not say so myself, but many do agree that I am a Novelist of sorts.” Orpheus retorted. It was clear from the get go that this boy..wasn’t like this. But that didn’t stop the silverette man from a good chase. After all, what’s a good secret if not kept close?

The man just stared at him. "So… you’re a writer."

Orpheus blinked. "That’s… what novelist means, yes."

Orpheus was a strange boy, to say the least. He loved the beauty of the birds, but had a talent for writing the horrors that haunts him.

….but this silence was haunting. The two just looked each other in the eyes, hoping that maybe, just maybe, this too would pass.

..passing, passing, passing.

“What do you write?”

“Books.”

…books. Great answer, Orpheus. The man inhaled sharply, as if physically restraining himself from throwing Orpheus into the nearest abyss. This was going to be tiresome.

“And you?”

“I don’t write.” The man retorted.

“Well what do you d-“

“Compose.”

..so what now? Ask his name! Of course! He already knows yours!  Orpheus thought to himself.

“I never caught your na-“

“-never threw it.”

Orpheus paused at his quick reply.

“That’s…not how names work.” Orpheus said, confused.

He didn’t blink. "It is now."

They locked eyes.

Somewhere in the distance, a crow cawed. Dramatically.

“May I have it?”

The sliverette let the silence stretch unbearably long, because he could.

"Frederick Kreiburg."

Orpheus blinked. "Fred—"

"Freddy."

Orpheus inhaled sharply. "Freddy?"

Frederic exhaled through his nose. "Do not call me that."

Orpheus, sensing a rare opportunity, immediately grinned. "Freddy."

Frederic visibly clenched his jaw.

"Fredrickson."

"Stop."

"Freddo."

"Orpheus, I swear on every note I have ever composed—"

"FREDDY FAZBEAR."

Frederick lunged.

Orpheus barely dodged, laughing so hard he tripped over his own feet. Frederick followed, eyes dark with rage, coat billowing like he was about to commit a crime of passion.

And then—

Oh no.

Orpheus slipped. Frederic grabbed him by instinct. Momentum carried them forward, and—

CRASH.

They hit the ground, Frederick braced above him, Orpheus breathless beneath him, their faces suddenly way too close.

Frederick’s cravat was perfectly in place, even after falling. This was unacceptable.

Screw it.

Orpheus yanked Frederic down by the cravat and kissed him like his life depended on it. Frederic barely had time to react before his instincts kicked in and—oh. Oh, this was a duet now.

Somewhere, the piano music swelled.

Neither of them were playing it.

❤️the end❤️

😻👍

It’s just getting stupider

[myloveforhergoeson]

taking icy’s lead and sending you the playlist thing for rames!

hi hi hi!! so excited to do this~ i was obsessed with your jelisa post and your answers hehe. normally i try to keep my playlists centered around the time the story takes place but if i'm allowed to pick, my taste is a bit more modern-ish lol! i do my best to put the chapter titles as little soundtracks to go along with the story, but that doesn't always work out. most of the time they're just reflecting the chapter content with the title, not the lyrics

opening credits: l.a. baby (where dreams are made of) by the jonas brothers!

perhaps i'm cheating by picking a song that's already an opening credits song, but i think if their life was a TV show/movie this would be so perfect for them!

meeting for the first time: tracks of my tears by smokey robinson and the miracles

not because i think it reflects their situation but because i think roxy remembers this as the song she first heard him sing. their meeting isn't really anything miraculous + not love at first sight, but i think if they were a movie it would be cute if this was playing in the background when they first meet :)

hey, i kinda like you: crush by david archuleta

super super rames; playing on the radio when roxy decides to ask james out as like a little peek into what's running through her mind

i’m going to kiss you now: dig what you dug by wallows

:) love this song its sooo so so rames, but especially right after they kiss for the first time and james tells roxy he loves the way she says his name. that scene was inspired by this song in the first place!!

falling in love: jump than fall by taylor swift

self self-explanatory and chapter title stealing again...

your place or mine: last man in the world by the band camino

:)

naked in bed: hands down by dashboard confessional

my one mistake is using this to title a dak centered chapter... but it is also so very rames

first fight: that's what you get by paramore

cheating again and stealing chapter titles... but i mean come on! that's basically what happens lol

maybe we should take a break: my happy ending by avril lavigne

speaks for itself i think... especially because rox is pretty far gone for him at this point...

i want you back: iris by the goo goo dolls

I KNOW I KNOW but just imagine it's raining and james and roxy are in the street and they're apologizing to each other after their break because they realized it was such a bad idea and that they're better together and they love each other too much to see the other hurt and the instrumental part is playing in the background AHHH

will you marry me: songbird by oasis

not only is this their song (to me...) but everything about it is just so loving and tender and i think it fits this section perfectly. while i don't know if james and roxy are marriage people just yet, i think i could see this being something rox walks down the aisle to or perhaps their first dance song :)

first child: cecilia and the satellite by andrew mcmahon in the wilderness

like the last one, i'm not sure if james and roxy are parent material lol and i don't know many songs about children, but this is one of my favorites :) i think if anything james would be a super cute girl dad (as i think all boy band members would be) and i could imagine him writing/singing a similar type of song :)

we’re getting older: 18 by one direction/act my age by one direction

<3 we can forget they're 17 when they start dating okay <3

if you die i’ll go with you: i'll follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie

if you've never heard this one you might want to grab some tissues. my hands are shaking as i write this.

end credits: the flower garden by joe hisaishi

im imagining the screen fading to black after their story ends while this plays and seeing the credits roll and GAH IM SUCH A MESS HELP!!!!!! (and now im imagining a howl's moving castle au so someone needs to take google docs far FAR AWAY FR OM ME but they fit those roles so well HELPPP)

[crystallizsch]

Oh my Gosh my first time coming here to talk normally and without the excuse of an ask game(⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

Anyways I was thinking about Jamil's new card (I'm literally obsessed with how he looks I'm sorry he looks the best out of everyone for me) and I just. I can't stop thinking about how he might smell. This is so random but I just think he must smell so nice, Vil probably gave him such a nice perfume/cologne I'm going crazy

Anyways this was a little random but!! Just wanted to start talking to u more(⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

WAIT NO AHGKSDLJFSJFDL HELPPP IM NOT ALONE??? BC I WAS THINKING THAT TOO 💀💀💀 I SPARED EVERYONE THOSE EXTRA THOUGHTS OF MINE

AND YEAH I AGREE TOO

JAMIL LOOKS THE BEST OUT OF EVERYONE (said an unbiased person) AND FROM THE CARD AS OF NOW HE GIVES CELEBRITY TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE PAPARAZZI MORE THAN THE OTHER TWO

I NEED HIM TO WEAR SHADES TO COMPLETE THE LOOK

hgslafhlsjfl so yeah back on topic -- when i’m thinking of these type of fancy events im thinking fancy scents as well (which also reminded me of that twst 2024 valentines fragrance spray thingies)

i've only been getting into perfumes recently and i usually go for the earthy/flowery scents and maybe im projecting but jamil seems to fit that vibe hgskdljfkl

so i get the feeling ;;;

and i'm just like

JAMIL YOU 🫵 YOUR SCENT WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE IT MUST BE SO GOOD 🧎 JUST WANNA SMOOSH MY FACE INTO HIS SUIT AND

SNIFF

sorry im normal i swear

vil (or whoever is dressing them up) would've definitely give them scents that would match their vibe or maybe that "hunstman" vibe everybody has been speculating -

also also also another random thought:

(i need them to have a silly makeover/dressup episode bc jamil, ace, and azul are a disaster waiting to happen) (but knowing twst they're just going to get dressed up in the background 😭)

[quinnysnursery]

IM GOOD! (i am screaming at kids in fortnite)

i’m also obsessing over little!nick, little!chris & little!nate with tics. i love them they are my children, sorry for other people, they are mine now ‼️

HELPPP

[enhaflixer]

oh my god i think i just read every single piece of writing you’ve posted in the past day/day and a half. i read marriage law and i was hooked . like ive read everything. i am so obsessed like i love the blend of plot and tension and everything,, its SO GOOD. i loved the hee e2l, the jungwon bet fic, sunghoon queen of tears au, ssu and marriage law, the jake soccer fic and the first part of his marriage law fic … 😭😭😭 this is actually a problem im insane but i love your fics so much i hope u have a lovely day

HELPPP 😭😭😭 you just casually binge-read my entire brain in a day and a half and are now being sweet about it??? NOOO I’M GONNA CRY. YOU’RE INSANE (affectionate) AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT.

[chaostudee]

ferrari, charles leclerc.

summary : y/n hard launches her boyfriend in a new song. facelaim : madison beer warnings : none. a/n : lmk if u want a part 2 cause i'm kinda obsessed with this 🫠

y/nusername something coming soon 🤭

liked by nicsturniolo, ryderbeer, arianagreenblatt, gracieabrams and 529,791 others.

user7282 WAIT OMG DOES THIS MEAN NEW MUSIC OMG SOMEONE SEDATE ME

liked by y/nusername

nicsturniolo ughhh i can't waitttt

ilovey/n62829 i'm so readyyyyy

user99092 she's so pretty brooo

i_781929 frrrrr

gracieabrams mwah love youuuu

charlesleclerc great result this weekend some more points on the board, roll on austria !!

liked by scuderiaferrari, carlossainz, landonorris, y/nusername and 1,829,929 others.

user8292 bro's majestic

f1fannnn is ferrari back???

landonorris always thirst trapping 🙄

justaninchident helppp

fangirl_68 anyone else notice y/n in the likes???

user8292 maybe she's an f1 fan??

y/nusername

user82829 GIRL STOP TEASING I CANT ANYMORE

y/nusername im so sorryyyy but expect an announcement tomorrow <333

y/nusername my new album lighting is coming out 18.08.24. new single out tomorrow at 12pm est <333 pre-order link in my bioooo

liked by charlesleclerc, larray, nicolassturniolo and 1,280,010 others.

user9219 OH YES !!

larray I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS

nicsturniolo mommy

gracieabrams literally counting down the seconds

sabrinacarpenter babies second album i could cryy

f1fannn charles liked eeeek imma stay delusional

user8292 is that not a ferrari???

charlesleclerc

landonorris ugh you are such a simp

shush landonorizz

f1wagupdates kika gomez spotted with y/n y/ln (rumoured to be with charles leclerc) in the paddock today.

liked by f1updates, f1fan_57, user8299 and 190,729 others.

user929 NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

f1fan new wag incomingggg plsss

user_79 omggg their fits ate i love them already

y/nsweetie not them gossping (because me)

kikiayy im so not normal about this

user829 wait is it confirmed

user82_79 not yet !

y/nusername new single ferrari out now !!!

liked by charlesleclerc, scuderiaferrai, nicsturniolo and 781,919 others.

charlesleclerc 🏎

liked by y/nusername

scuderiaferrari just added to our garage playlist

nicsturniolo 🫢

y/nusername 🤭

f1fan insaneee the lyrics omggg

y/nfavvv im speechless

f1wagupdates im taking this as a confirmation

justaninchident on repeatttt

landonorris request for song called mclaren next??

y/nusername no chance

y/nstan THE LYRICS ARE CRAZY.....but like i get it it's charles leclerc.

user8282 i love them your honour !

f1fan_79 omgggggg

justaninchident the only hard launch ever actually

y/nusername glad you like it x

charlesleclerc don't settle for anyone unless they dedicate a song to you.

liked by y/nusername, landnorris, carlossainz and 2,929,968 others

y/nusername love youuuu

charlesleclerc ❤️

landonorris pipe down loverboy

kikagomez cutiesss

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[smilingsharks]

I go by your/yours (jk). Im fine with anything. Im more of a dinasour and shark fans lol. My new obsession probably is fish because like my food storage right now is just fish biscuits. And like mu dorm locker is filled with dinasour. And also this creepy screenshot of my favourite character. Ithaqua. Love him

-🦖(its 3.15 am. If i stop sending ask that means i prob fall asleep while scrolling here lol)

HELPPP!!!! Sorry hun, I'm already binded to someone <3

SHARKSGARKSGARKSGARKSHARS

Ksharksshkahejeh

[venllari]

ok im sososorry if this is something that skeeves u out if it is ghead n delete this ask no hard feelings but. helppp ive been listening to some... interesting music lately and something about the line "fuck me until I throw up" does something for me. n now im sittin here vibrating about projecting that onto my favs. bro. something abt that is so hot 2 me.

im like biased because ena is my fav character but I think theres something there with him (← tmasc ena truther out here sorrgy lmao using he/him is second nature atp). because like hes so obsessed w his looks and w being pretty. absolutely mess that boy up make him sickkk. ghhh idk hehe

(this isnt a request btw i realize it reads like that eek im jus yappin)

hhgrhghhrgthg.h.. foaming at the mouth anon ur SOOOO so right... mess him up sooso badly getting fucked soo so good n so hard he throws up NEED him DESTORYED...

ALSO TMASC ENA TRUTHER SO BASED BTW WHATTTTT???????