#and percy is a simping idiot

[lady-ashfade]

so this one i stole again lol from your list. “Please go on a date with me.”

basically percy notices the reader and tries to impress her by doing crazy ridiculous things but she’s not interested because she thinks his ego is too big. finally she comes around when she sees he got hurt doing something for her to notice him. i hope that makes sense.

Falling for you- Percy Jackson x Fem!Reader

-£ words: 900 words

-£ Warnings: Short story, Simp Percy, cute crushes, reader being a bit mean to him, percy get it hurt, fluffy fic

-£ taglist: @kazurami14 @anonymouslyawesome25 @american-idiot21

the son of poseidon was persistent.

no matter how many times you told him off, or set him running with his head running, or you leaving him alone. he always kept coming back. Percy was often knocking his opponent down in training hoping you’d see him. he did everything to try and get your attention.

his back legs curled around a tree branch where you normally took your daily stroll, he was hanging down with a huge smile on his face and his cheeks glowing red. “percy.” you greeted with a uninterested tone. he just kept that annoying big smile, “lovely day isn’t it?” the only thing you did was roll your eyes and continue to walk down the dirt path. “And you’re ruining it.”

when he first arrived at camp, he already had some sort of glory after defeating a minotaur. he just kept finding his way in danger and saving the day, time after time. but his stupid smirk or smile told you he was too full of himself. he’d making the lake waves move, or make them a shape of something. no matter what, he was showing off.

and boy did you hate it.

somehow he find his way to you and that annoyed you, it was just too much. honestly you didn’t even realize he was trying to get your attention and just thought he was showing off to everyone. and certainly you didn’t know he had a crush on you. all you noticed was his ego.

but he noticed everything about you.

the way you walked, if you held your head up high or at the ground. how pretty your face shined when the sun shined on it, and how your smile shined even brighter. he was constantly chasing after you, he was craving to get your attention. most of the time he just did what popped up in his head which for someone like him, and you, was always dangerous and over the top. he lacked self control.

how someone could be so beautiful he couldn’t understand. even when you fought, he was entranced. you could be the worst fighter and he’d stare at you like the stars in the sky. his heart belonged to you.

but this time, he had gone to far.

“you’re a idiot,” you push his head under the water as you clothes get wetter by the second of sitting in the water. the bruising on his skin and the cuts going along with it only made your heart ache worse. his stunt didn’t go so well this time, hints his fracture wrist. he took a deep breath as he came back up even though he could breath under the water. he just wasn’t thinking straight.

sitting yourself back down on the sand you click your tongue. he had challenged you to a fight with that same attitude, the same smirk, the same slick tone. he got a little to distracted near the edge. he walked backwards with his sword held pointed at you, “look at us spending time together, we should do this more often.” he really should have watched his steps because his foot finally slipped and he took a tumble down onto the rocks. you watch him slide down, his grunts of pain and the way his body sounded made you cringe

lucky he landing on the shore line and only a few feet away from the water. which is were you two stay now catching your breath and thinking to yourself. why did you care if he was actually hurt or not? not like he would die or stay injured because he always got back up. why did his smile finally get to you back then?

and why was your stomach sick.

as you thought to yourself percy watched again like he always found himself doing. he loved the look on your face when you were deep in thought. and now that your face was wet and hair hanging down he couldn’t stop himself from falling deeper for you.

“please go on a date with me.” his words cut you out of thought.

your eyes grow bigger and look at him shocked and startled. you couldn’t believe your ears. he just asked you out on a date…percy jackson asked you out. the cocky, dumb, arrogant demigod was talking to you. Why, you hate his guts and always made fun of him. he jumped up from the water and you saw his teeth pinch the inside of his mouth anxiously.

“Sorry,” he sighed. “it just came out. I’ve been trying to ask you out for weeks but i couldn’t work up the courage to ask you out, I’m not good at this type of thing.” percy jackson lacking courage? that made you laugh. you looked up at him, the sun shining behind him as his hand now extended to you offering to help you up. any other time you would have smacked it away and cursed at him to leave you alone.

“I know you probably think I’m a total idiot which is true but, I really like you. If you really don’t want anything to do with me then I respect your wishes.”

but now you realize that you actually enjoyed his company. he made camp fun and exciting. and boy, was he handsome now that you really look at him. “alright, beach boy.” you grabbed ahold of his hand as he pulls you up. your body pressed into his and knocked him back a bit but his arm grabbed ahold of your waist to steady you.

inches away from his face your lips curled in a small smirk, “You got yourself a deal.”

[agreeewrites]

Out of the weasley brothers who do you think is the biggest fool when in love

impossible question they're all idiots

just kidding here's the order I think they'd fall into from least to most foolish (they are so close that I went back and forth on the order multiple times 😂)

1. Bill - he's a grown man. he knows how to handle himself in almost all circumstances and it takes a lot to get him flustered. he's also not a cheesy sort of romantic, he's more intense. he's tends to be more serious and knows exactly what he wants (and how to get it). he's going to outright tell you how he feels, no games, no bullshit. he can be possessive and jealous, though, a little rough around the edges, so mind his teeth.

2. Fred - is he foolish or insane? no telling. but he's giving 10000% into getting and keeping the person he loves. Rules and societal norms be damned. And he's not giving up until the fat lady sings, and he'll duct tape her mouth shut if he has to. single-minded, blind determination is the name of the game, and once he has you, you would not believe the ego on this boy. he'll be smug for a year. careful not to let his ego scare you off. he may talk like it's all about him, but at the end of the day, you're his entire universe.

3. Percy - Percy is the "I like you so I'm ignoring you" type, which is foolish. He sees romance as a frivolous distraction, and it would take some time for him to let that go and accept that he's in love. 9 times out of 10, the person gives up or loses interest before Percy figures out his shit. if Percy does manage to get you, he'll be a giddy, nervous wreck for six months because he never thought he'd get this far. he's eternally grateful that you gave him enough water and sunshine to finally grow.

4. George - the rizzler. charm on 10000. you fell in love with him first (but he fell in love harder). but as soon as he has you, all the suave and charm goes out the window. he's an absolute lovesick puppy, the biggest simp. anyone and everyone knows that he's in love and who with because his brain turns off when they're around. he just can't help himself when it comes to the person he loves, and he will walk face backwards off a cliff if you asked him to. please don't ask him to.

5. Charlie - Mr. One Night Stand. Mr. Fast and Loose. but when he actually falls in love, he's goner. done for. someone call a minister because Charlie is halfway down the aisle. he's 100000% committed from the start. saying I love you on the second date. he's all in, so buckle up buttercup because Charlie is a wild animal with a sweet tooth, and you're the prettiest dessert he's ever seen.

6. Ron - Ron is a lot like Percy in this way, he's in denial that he has feelings. But instead of ignoring you, he's going to pick on you, pull your hair, drive you up the wall because he thinks it's hot when you tell him off. he has the emotional range of a teaspoon, so he's going to be very dumb and very clumsy in the process of sorting out his feelings, and make a lot of mistakes in the process. but he will be the fiercest protector and most loyal friend you could ask for, just have patience.

[penelope-is-waiting]

Hi I am Penelope Queen of Ithaca, I am still waiting on my husband @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost to come home. In the mean time I am dodging all of my suiters and raising our child @telemachus-of-ithaca by myself. I also love to weave, I weave all day and then undo it all at night so I can do it again tomorrow!

Likes: weaving, as well as my husband and my children.

Dislikes: Poseidon @idontloveanybodythatsmypower (he stabbed my husband!) and of course stupid suiters who think by taking over my house and being obnoxious I will forget about my husband and marry them. (Formally scylla we have learned to get along)

Kill count: you will never know stop asking

Death count: *laughs*

Husband: @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost

Another version of my husband: @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca

Also my husband: @penelope-simp

Another: @odysseus-of-ithaka

A siren version: @just-a-mer

My son: @telemachus-of-ithaca

Another version of my son: @young-telemachus

Yet another version of my son: @the-prince-telemachus

And another version of my son: @telemachus-is-lost

And another: @taken-by-the-seas

More: @another-telemachus-wont-hurt

And finally, the other version of my son: @telemy

Another of my son: @ithacas-prince

Another Tele: @telemachus-of-ithika

My daughter: @reigningprincesstofithaca

My other son that is not Telemachus: @ceixion-of-ithaca

Adopted kids: @unhinged-as-hell @daonedaonlyskh @little-starshark-with-wings @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @clown-energy-skyrocketing @chaotic-child-of-apollo @garmadon1616 @a-princess-of-ancient-greece @yourfavoriteearthshaker @aris-not-ares @the-hyacinth-whisperer

I wish he was my kid: @thefallenwaxwinged (ooc: he totally is at this point)

The girl living with us I am trying to adopt: @when-fate-is-mistaken

My dog: @argosfrfr

Another dog of mine: @argossisterfrfr

Friends: @heraaaaaaaa (Formally enemies)

My daughter in law: @nausicaa-of-phaeacia

Young version of my daughter in law: @the-princess-nausicaa

Another version of my daughter in law: @phaecianprincess

Gardener: @paris-you-idiot

Most annoying person I know: @sillypuppetmeister

He will not leave my house either but is not as annoying: @the-only-decent-suitor-here (apparently he is also my son now? But not in the will)

The guy who kept my husband away at sea for a decade and I will never forgive: @that-little-fucking-shit

My husband's friend who is really cool, actually: @diomedes-of-argos

For anyone who wants me and my husband @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost to adopt them

And of course, here is our family portrait @little-starshark-with-wings drew!

RP blog for the odyssey/epic the musical (although it branches into percy jackson territory occasionally depending on what blog I'm interacting with)

In character post will be colored like this

"If Ares is talking it will look like this"

Don't be weird please (and no nsfw) and don't be mad if I do not present penelope the way you want this is supposed to be fun so let's keep it that way

I do not interact with blogs based around biblical characters as I am a Christian, and it just makes me uncomfortable I also will not be interacting with post that have slurs or other offensive language such as GD.

(Penelope will not have any romantic feelings for anyone other than Odysseus on this blog warning)

And of course don't take anything I say in character to heart I don't want to offend anyone if I come across as rude I'm so sorry I don't mean to

Also, warning things can be very violent on this blog I usually try to tag, but I may miss some.

And of course feel free to tag me and send ask! Your not being obnoxious I'd love to be tagged or receive a ask that's what I made this account for was for all yall to have fun and interact! (On that note tho do not start sending me messages if I do not respond. I will not respond if you do that)

Also I'm the admin of the ooc discord server and community for greek mythos rps here on tumblr if you run a rp blog here on tumblr for greek myths send me a dm and I'd be happy to invite you to join!

[zoexdad]

hey so i have percy jackson headcanons. about percy. thats a self ship kinda ?? are you an entp sp/sx 7w6? no? alr thats a self ship then. its okay to leave bye !! 👋 didn’t like you anyways

so

you make that man nervous. a lot. in a good way though. i think

percy didn’t expect to fall for a daughter of nyx, yk. at first, he thought she was kind of terrifying—in a cool way. shadows and nightmares and all. but then she made some ridiculous joke during capture the flag, and my boy was HOOKED

he lowkey brags to annie (just a little) that his girlfriend literally controls shadows and fear. annabeth rolls her eyes, but even she’s impressed by how well the daughter of night keeps percy on his toes. they low-key team up against him time to time

percy pretends to be exasperated when she drags him into chaos. though he’s always right there with her when it happens, sword drawn, grin on his face, ready to dive into whatever insane plan she’s come up with

his protective side definitely flares up when she pushes herself too far. she doesn’t always know her limits—thanks to her 7w6 energy—but percy is the one grounding her, reminding her to rest, dragging her to the infirmary even when she insists she’s fine. especially when she insists she is fine

he secretly loves when she shows up to the beach at night. she likes sea better at night. she starts watching sea or stargazing while ranting about some new conspiracy theory or weird dream she had. he doesn’t always get half of it, but he loves listening. pure golden retriever energy if you ask me

he lets her take the lead in fights sometimes just to watch her shine. her unpredictability makes her a terrifying opponent, and percy thinks it’s the coolest thing in the world when she vanishes into shadow and reappears behind a monster. little did he know she doesn’t know her next move too 😭

she teases him constantly—about his dramatic moments, about how he talks to fish, about that one time he tripped during a quest—and percy acts all offended, but he loves it. it makes him feel normal

when she has one of her rare anxious spirals, percy is calm and patient. he doesn’t push, just stays close and listens. he knows that under all that chaotic energy, she sometimes feels lost in the dark—he’s good at lighting a path. he is not the “i can fix her” type. mostly “i’ll sit through with her” type

she is brave, endlessly curious, reckless in the way only someone who wants to feel everything can be—and percy is always ready to catch her when she leaps

whenever she says something wildly existential or poetic without realizing it, percy’s like, “okay, alright daughter of nyx, chill,” but he’s grinning like an idiot

he calls her “trouble” like it’s a pet name. she calls him “seaweed brain” like it’s a love language. it is

one time she pulled a prank to him w her powers. appeared out of nowhere middle of the night “BOOOOO” him and watched him yell and trip over a log. he sweared he is going to drown her in the canoe lake. she was too busy cry laughing

after that, it become a prank war between them

she jumped out to him after vanished w her powers at night and him splashing her water from unexpected places or getting naiadas to flick water at her when she least expects it

he groans dramatically every time she appears out of nowhere. “seriously? cant i have one peaceful walk to the bathroom without being haunted by my own girlfriend?” she just laughs and fades into the dark again

“if you don’t stop popping out of the shadows, i’m going to start sleeping with riptide under my pillow.”

she is weird, impulsive and completely her and he wouldn’t trade it anything (except maybe MAYBE??? annabeth. i simp for that chick too ik)

thats me feeding myself dont mind me pls

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

Intro!

My name is Elliot

He/him bisexual trans teenage boy

I am [insert staticky noise] years old

I have been diagnosed with ASD (autism) and am currently getting tested for ADHD

I like reading, writing, drawing and other forms of being creative :]

My favourite colour is dark greyish blue because it’s the same colour as my girlfriend’s eyes <3

I live in England, i’m half American and speak with an American accent, i’m also a quarter English and a quarter Irish.

Fandoms, music taste and about me in fandom terms below the cut ^^

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Fandoms (this will probably be regularly updated and added to): Percy Jackson (books & TV series, not the movies), Skulduggery Pleasant, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, The Owl House, How To Train Your Dragon, Epic the Musical, Gravity Falls, House M.D., The Greatest Showman, Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, My Little Pony, Brooklyn 99, Marauders, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Deadpool, Friends

Artists i listen to regularly (will probably be updated): Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Taylor Swift, Green Day, Arctic Monkeys, Cavetown, Chappell Roan, Paramore

Favourite songs (will probably be added to/updated): The Kids Aren’t Alright by Fall Out Boy, The Cult of Dionysus (feat. ORION & Linda XO) by The Orion Experience, We Didn’t Start The Fire cover by Fall Out Boy, Knee Socks by Arctic Monkeys, Dying Breed by The Killers, One Eyed Bastard by Green Day, American Idiot by Green Day, I’ll Be Here When You’re Back by beaux, Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, Notion by The Rare Occasions

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About me in fandom terms (btw spoiler alert for some stuff within these pieces of media):

TOH: Hunter, Amity and Luz are my favourite characters. I ship Lumity, Huntlow, Gustholomule, Raeda and Aladarius and hate Odalia and Belos with all my heart and soul. I hc Hunter as transmasc and autistic and i hc Amity as autistic and no i’m not just projecting as there is lots of plausible evidence! Anyways i make constant Owl House references on the daily and all my friends are sick of it :]

PJO: cabin 13 kid! Leo, Jason, Percy, Annabeth, Reyna and Nico are my favourite characters and I ship Percabeth, Solangelo, Valgrace, Frazel and hate Calypso and Caleo with all my heart because it was a bad idea and then written badly and i believe Valgrace would genuinely have been a better choice for the characters. Also i will remain a Luke hater for life because he groomed Silena to get her to spy for the Titans and asked Annabeth if she ever loved him when he was DYING at the age of 22 when she was 16. I will never shut up about this. And imo Luke defenders are either simps for him or undereducated on the topic of him. Luke defenders please dni. I make constant PJO references in my daily life and am extremely hyperfixated on the books and show but refuse to acknowledge the movies because my god were they awful.

HH: just to preface, i’m not one of those insane fans. I do not associate with those people if i can avoid it and also i don’t ship Valangel and hate the ship so like.. keep them away from me and Valangel shippers MASSIVE DNI. My favourite characters are Angel Dust and Velvette. I ship Chaggie, Huskerdust and CherriSnake (is that the ship name for Pentious and Cherri? Someone help me) and given the chance would happily kill Valentino and if he doesn’t die in season two i will be very much disappointed. Alastor x anyone shippers DNI (joke ships like jambalaya excluded). I see Alastor as aroace and have evidence to back this up so if you want me to go into more detail dm me. Also the lead singer of Fall Out Boy (my favourite band), Patrick Stump, is voice acting a character in season two so i’m very excited for that and i really hope he gets a song :]

SP: My favourite characters are Skulduggery, Saracen, Valkyrie, Billy-Ray Sanguine, Omen Darkly and Ghastly. I ship Valitsa, Saracen x Dexter (i refuse to acknowledge their ship name’s existence) and Ghanith. If i manifest it hard enough, Darquesse brought back Saracen, Anton, Billy-Ray and Jack like how she did Ghastly when she restarted the universe. argue with the wall, unless we get actual written proof in the books that they’re dead and not coming back i will continue to pretend they’re alive. Also i HATE romantic Valduggery, keep them AWAY from me. I would happily kill Erskine Ravel given the chance. I hc Skulduggery as autistic because let’s be honest, all those things he knows about literally everything? That’s SO autistic coded. And i hc Valkyrie as having ADHD, and Omen as having both. If i could i’d be a necromancer tbh because that’s actually such a cool discipline, i’d have my object that bolds my power be a conductor’s baton because imagine that shit. That’s fucking awesome. anyways yeah also i think a lot about how since im trans technically i have a taken name now and that has led me to headcanoning Fletcher as transmasc. But aso Fletcher and Val’s almost three year age gap when they dated in phase 1 really pisses me off especially because he, a grown ass 18 year old, kissed her at Aranmore getting Skul-man back when she was 15. Not happy at all about this.

Anyways those are my four main fandoms, if i get really fixated on a new/old piece of media i might make another addition but it’ll depend on how much i have to say about it!

So i think that’s the end of my intro, any other questions about me just ask and i’ll either respond via reblog/comment depending on which you use or i’ll update the post if i deem it an important enough piece of info about me!!

[11queensupreme11]

Percy is like definitely blasting that one song from H2O as she swims in her mer form.

Also if she has her mer form in PjO her army of simps would froth at the mouth. Cause like in pjo mermaid and sirens aren’t like pretty ( to human standards ) sirens are bird ladies whose face shift and mermaids aren’t very to the human gaze pretty either like all blue skin with shark teeth and glowing green eyes

I can deff imagine some idiot looking at mer Percy only to get turned into some animal by a pjo god ( most deff posiodeon ) for so much as staring at her

Also can you imagine Piper the moment she sees that Percy can turn into a very pretty mermaid ?!! She would have a stroke ! She would pass away and evaporate 😋

CUZ IM NO ORDINARY GIRL

IM FROM THE DEEP BLUE UNDERWORLD

LAND OR SEA IVE GOT THE POWER IF I JUST BELIEVEEEEEE

GOD YES I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCHHHHHH

and i got curious and looked at the pjo wiki for merfolk and...

nooooo not leathery skin 😭😭😭 i thought they would be like the stereotypical pretty mermaids ahgfaug LEATHERY SKIN IS SO 😭😭😭

when i made the ror merfolk, i thought it wouldn't be any different from the pjo merfolk so im honestly surprised they were described differently

im guessing the pjo mers are more like the ones from the tv show siren??? this is what the mermaids look like:

their appearances are more predatory in that show so now im picturing the pjo ones as something like that

honestly, i always saw merfolk (mermaids esp) as like... dangerously deceptive. they look beautiful on the outside, but they're actually deadly vicious predators who lure men to their deaths with their beauty/song, so that's how i wrote the mers in arsenic blues

i was inspired by the mermaids from the pirates of the carribean:

anyway yeah, ur totally right. poor pjo!poseidon is gonna have a heart attack when he realizes that his daughter has a pretty mer form rather than the scary one 😭😭😭

[athenaareia]

so. some of you may know I have an entire perpollo fem percy series full of a simping apollo. but did you know I have ANOTHER perpollo fem percy series full of a simping apollo? this one includes:

1. grishaverse. this is literally my sun summoner apollo x tidemaker percy

2. get in loser, we're overthrowing kronos

3. a multi-chapter main fic!

4. a companion piece with percy's backstory

5. pirates (at the end)

6. just my two idiots pining and being absolutely in love. there's also, like, murder but couple goals am I right?

7. a title with some pretty fun significance. also there's a title from a taylor swift song in the companion piece.

[dhr-ao3]

AmorTension

AmorTension https://ift.tt/LRlb5TK by Ohmorefina Draco Malfoy was a self possessed man. Well, that is to say, he was, until a mishap at work completely (and literally) doused any chance of him maintaining his confident air of mystery and charm. Now, he seems to be struggling to maintain any control around Hermione Granger, a particularly combative coworker whom he’s just realized may not be so irritating after all. In fact, he’s finding that he may actually just love every little thing about her. Words: 16279, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Percy Weasley, Cormac McLaggen, Original Characters Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Co-workers to lovers, POV Draco Malfoy, Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter), Accidental Amortenia, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Smut, Corny lines for days, Simp Draco Malfoy, Obsessive Draco Malfoy, Jealous Draco Malfoy, Romance, Office Supplies as Foreplay, office smut, magical beings, Veela & Trolls & Potions, oh my!, Bureaucracy & bullshit, Pininig, As much innuendo as I can stuff in this thing, puns, The French being french, Clickclick, Vaginal Fingering, she likes his hands, Light Choking, he likes her neck, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Draco has it down bad, Idiots in Love, happybirthdaymakingtime, Sexual Tension via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/loGiFq9 March 02, 2025 at 04:49PM

[hislittleraincloud]

Jenna fans be like: “you’re not a real Jenna fan if you post about or support wssf 😡😡😡”

But like…

You’re not a real fan if all you do is want to see your fave miserable and see one of their projects fail.

Constantly speaking for someone else, especially a celebrity, is INSANE behavior and they need to get their heads checked.

I saw real time the harassment Jenna faced when her Spotify and Letterboxd account was leaked and it was shown she and Percy had playlists together, were closer than people thought and it’s no wonder she doesn’t want to say anything about the movie. She’s terrified of her own fans.

She liked a mutual friend of her and Percy’s post and her “fans” found out and started to harass that person leading her to unlike the post.

These people have no boundaries or shame. It’s only a matter of time before she blows up on them.

People have no shame or boundaries.

Like last night when some fuckwad dared to enter Aliyah's Live with a handle (name handle) on TikTok that included an explicit comment about busting to Jenna Ortega (the user's message went by too quick), she saw it and GASPED, appalled at the gall. She made big hay of the idiot because dude... that's just not fucking cool to do to her baby sister (bad enough we're all in there with a bunch of Jenna simps and Wenclair types).

Why would people do that to this sweet summer child

Some of these fans just don't know how to behave around people.

As for WSSF, if it came out, I'm sure Aliyah would watch it. She's a big fan of her sister and let's face it...no one would know as much about her if not for the Mogwai

God I keep thinking of this picture 💀 I ttly wanna do something w it and I dunno what yet...maybe I should use it as my new pfp

(under the cut bc)

(jumpscare)

LOL damn

Fake fans be fake though. The moral superiority they have over a stranger they never met is bizarre. Maybe it's because she used to go on Lives and connected with her fans. She can't do that now because her fans are fucking (horny) animals.

Yanno, no. ALL "fans" (people) are fucking animals. Y'all drove Aubrey Plaza to delete her IG. IDEK why I have to write this, after that fucktard commented about my gaybashing and insinuated that I wasn't gaybashed and just deserved a beating 'because I was annoying'. Humans are such fuckers.

[twoidiotwriters1]

The Curse of Oenone (Leo Valdez xFem!Oc)

A/N: Fun fact! Leo x Echo is my favorite noncanon ship, they would've been much better than Caleo tbh -Danny Words: 2,148 Series' Masterlist Previous Chapter // Next Chapter Listen to: 'Cloud 9' -by Paravi

VI: I Can't Beat the Simping Allegations

"Who did you see in Nemesis, Ara?"

The question is so straightforward it catches her off guard. Leo is allowed to ask that kind of stuff, but at the same time, he should shut up and mind his business.

"Aunt Rosa was the one who kicked you out, right?" Ara asks back.

Leo makes a face. "Yeah..." he moves on to Hazel so Ara can't keep asking about Aunt Rosa. "What Nemesis said about your brother..."

"Nico," Hazel's voice cracks. "He found me in the Underworld. He brought me back to the mortal world and convinced the Romans at Camp Jupiter to accept me. I owe him for my second chance at life. If Nemesis is right, and Nico's in danger... I have to help him."

Ara wants to help Nico, even if they have a complicated history. She doesn't hate the boy like that. "He probably never mentioned me..."

"I think he did," Hazel replies. "Sometimes he'd talk about people he met throughout the years, he'd mention this girl a lot... Lily Saggio. He said she's Italian too."

"That's our best friend," Ara responds. "She understands your brother better than anyone else."

"You're Birdy, right? That's how he calls you," Hazel gives her a sympathetic smile. "He respects you."

"What? Really?" She frowns.

Is Ara the only one holding onto the past? Or was Nico keeping things hidden because he couldn't give the context to Hazel? The truth is, she avoided him for a whole year thinking it was the only way to keep a civil relationship, and now she doesn't really know him.

If they rescue him, maybe they should talk without getting defensive, maybe he'll surprise her in a good way.

"Ara, stop threatening to hit Nico with your book!"

"Then tell him to stay on his side!" I whine. "His stupid jacket is too big..."

I glare at Nico. We found him in this weird farm that's placed above a labyrinth's entrance, and for some reason, everyone thought it was a good idea to sit me next to this jerk.

We're trying to ignore each other, but at some point, he starts to squirm and insists he has important business to attend to with the owner of this dumpster, Geryon.

"He's good at making clothes? Is he going to cut your jacket in half so you stop looking like a dwarf?" I taunt him. "Can't even see your hands in that..."

"I'm not talking to you," he clenches his jaw.

"Lily's worried about you. You left without saying a word, and she's your friend."

"She thinks my father will kill her if I get hurt," he corrects me.

I frown. "So she deserves to fear for her life because of your tantrum?"

"My sister dying is not reason enough to be mad?" He turns to me with angry dark eyes.

"I didn't say that. I'm just telling you how Lily feels. It'd be nice if you went back to camp, but you can stay here and die for all I care."

"Ara!" Percy looks at me in shock from his cart. "Don't say that!"

I look away and sink into my seat, sulking. 

Nico's voice is a little quieter this time. "You're still training?"

"Obviously," I glance at him with disdain. "You're still a shitty swordsman?"

His face turns red. "The labyrinth is above your skills, but if you die, you and Percy will get what you both deserve."

"Nico!" Annabeth gasps.

"You're a crybaby and an idiot who follows the ill advice of dead men!" I bark.

Everyone's looking at us from their carts unable to stop our argument. Nico and I continue to fight each other all the way to Geryon's place.

Ara sees some boulders ahead. "There, let's take a look..."

She reaches the top easily, Hazel climbs after her and Leo is the last one to go up, but he slips and both girls reach out simultaneously, leaving them in an awkward position with Leo's face only a few inches apart from theirs.

"Um, thanks." 

He lets go of Hazel's hand first and uses Ara's to steady himself. That should give her some reassurance, but it only increases her torment, because she can feel the anxiety coming from him. They cannot stay there huddled together without risking one of them slipping again, so she slips forward.

"I'll check the other side."

"Wait, you don't know—"

"It's my job," she says, eyes darting away so she doesn't have to look at him.

Ara's so distracted by her feelings that she doesn't see the young girl beside her, even though the girl makes a huge effort to be noticed. It's only until Hazel and Leo start talking again that Ara realizes she's there.

"...Cursed boy she mentioned." Utters a voice beside her.

Ara draws Almighty out of instinct. When she points it in the direction of the voice, she finds a young girl, wide-eyed and petrified. "Who are you?" She points the sword at the girl's chest. "Step back!"

"Step back," the girl raises her hands in surrender and stumbles backward.

"Ara? What is it?" Hazel tries to focus her gaze. "Wait, is that a person?"

"A person," the girl shakes her head miserably.

"Are you the cursed kid Nemesis mentioned?" Leo's brow furrows. "But you're a girl."

"You're a girl."

"Excuse me?"

"Excuse me."

"You're Echo," Ara studies the girl. "You came back! So you can't be a nymph, right? Nymphs don't have souls—Was I wrong to believe you were—?"

"Ara, she can't answer you," Leo slips down the boulder to join them, and Hazel follows suit. "You can't, can you?"

"Can you," the girl shakes her head again.

"What are you doing here?" Ara continues with the interrogatory anyway. "Nemesis's cursed boy... Is it him?"

"Him," Echo's eyes glisten with longing.

"Oh." Ara turns to the others with newfound energy. "I know who's guarding the celestial bronze."

Nymphs are always fighting over a random dude.

"Alright, ladies, make room!" Ara uses charmspeak. "The faster we do our job, the faster you can go back to staring..." her voice quivers when she spots him. "At your man."

Leo sneaks his way through and whistles lowly. "Dang."

"He's gorgeous," Hazel breathes out.

"I am," the young man in front of them sighs dreamily. "I am so gorgeous."

"To die for," Ara hums in agreement, but she's looking at him like he's a mythical creature, which he kind of is. "Is he glowing?"

She realizes too late that's his soul light, therefore the others can't see what she's seeing, but they don't get confused with her ask anyway, because they're too distracted by the man's looks.

"It's the reflection of that thing," Leo scowls at the celestial bronze in the water.

Ara crouches next to the young man like she's dealing with an endangered species: Mister Universe, the last of his kind.

"How is your hair shiny yet not greasy?" She asks quietly, mostly to herself. "I'm sure you haven't bathed in centuries but you don't smell so bad—And don't get me started on your skin! That jawline—"

"Ara, you know who this guy is?" Hazel interrupts her.

"Narcissus," Ara's eyes are fixed on him. "He's what some of my siblings wish they were." She grins, and her expression only means trouble. "Watch this..."

The girl dips her finger in the water distorting the surface. Narcissus tries to push her away, but he misses and only grazes her shoulder, too desperate to find his reflection again. Ara laughs and reaches out again, but Hazel stops her.

"Wait—What's going on here? Why did Echo bring us here?"

"Echo was a nymph like us," one of the fangirls replies with contempt. "A long time ago, but she was a total chatterbox! Gossiping, blah, blah, blah, all the time."

"A nymph?" Ara frowns. "So was I wrong to assume—"

"Ara, focus," Hazel prevents her from derailing.

Ara dusts off her hands, gets up, and looks around trying to find a solution. She can tell this crowd won't make it easy, they want the cute guy to stay. Leo takes her place next to Narcissus while the nymphs keep arguing with each other.

"So, Narcissus. What's up?"

"Could you move?" The young man says without looking up. "You're ruining the view."

Leo turns to Ara as if asking Can you believe this guy? then leans forward to inspect the celestial bronze lying at the bottom of the pond. Ara can't help but compare the young men: Next to Narcissus, her boyfriend is a run-of-the-mill dude, Narcissus's features are masculine and chiseled, while Leo's are ordinary and childish.

However, to her, Leo's are familiar and more human. The sunshine bounces off the water's surface and hits his face in a way that reminds her of their soul light, his curls are a mix of copper red and golden that resemble the colors of a campfire. Even while standing beside Narcissus, Leo still holds all of Ara's attention.

It doesn't take away from the fact that he's not placing boundaries on Hazel, so realizing how deeply in love she is, is only frightening her even more.

"Right, great view," Leo looks back at Narcissus. "Happy to move, but if you're not using it, could I just take that sheet of bronze?"

"No. I love him. He's so gorgeous."

Leo looks back at Ara and her only reply is a shrug. This is the bronze they ought to take, and the sun is already setting.

"Man," the boy tries again, this time annoyed. "You do realize that you're looking at yourself in the water, right?"

"I am so great," he reaches down to touch his reflection, then decides against it. "No, I can't make ripples. That ruins the image. Wow... I am so great."

"Yeah," Leo says through gritted teeth. "But if I took the bronze, you could still see yourself in the water. Or here..." he pulls out a little mirror from his tool belt. "I'll trade you."

"Hernán Cortés would be so proud of you," Ara murmurs. 

The boy looks up in outrage. "Ara, don't ever say that to me."

"Even you carry a picture of me?" Narcissus glances at the mirror before going back to the pond. "I don't blame you. I am gorgeous. Thank you." He grabs the small item and puts it aside. "But I already have a much better image. The color flatters me, don't you think?"

"I'm starting to suspect Narcissus isn't the brightest flower in the pond," Ara says sarcastically.

Echo sits beside the young man, hopelessly trying to make him look away for just a moment. Hazel pulls Leo and Ara for a private talk, and they gather away from the nymphs. Echo joins them sadly.

"Can't you just charmspeak him into giving us the piece?"

"Narcissus is too in love with himself to fall for my words. And the nymphs want him to stay, they won't listen to reason. But I got a sword and I know how to knock people unconscious?" Ara offers.

"Maybe that's our best bet. Nemesis was right," Hazel replies, almost as upset as Leo was a few minutes ago. "Some demigods can't change their nature. Narcissus is going to stay there until he dies again."

"No," Leo says with surprising determination.

"No," Echo repeats earnestly.

"We need that bronze," he presses. "If we take it away, it might give Narcissus a reason to snap out of it. Echo could have a chance to save him."

"A chance to save him," the nymph nods keenly.

"It could also make several dozen nymphs very angry with us," Hazel points out. "And Narcissus might still know how to shoot his bow."

"I wouldn't worry about that," Ara responds. "His arrows are brittle, and the string of his bow won't work properly, it's too old."

"How do you know that?" Hazel asks with surprise.

"Because I have eyes," she raises a brow. "And my friend Lily is an archer, I know how bows and arrows are supposed to look like when they're in good condition."

"Hazel," Leo continues, his eyes brightening. "Your power with precious metal—Can you just detect it, or can you actually summon it to you?"

"Sometimes I can summon it. I've never tried with a piece of Celestial bronze that big before," Hazel ponders. "I might be able to draw it to me through the earth, but I'd have to be fairly close. It would take a lot of concentration, and it wouldn't be fast."

"Be fast," Echo says excitedly.

Leo curses under his breath. He's got the broadest repertoire of bad words Ara has ever heard, and Michael tended to use pretty strong language on the daily.

"All right. We'll have to try something risky. Hazel, how about you try to summon the bronze from right here? Make it sink through the sand and tunnel over to you, then grab it and run for the ship."

"But Narcissus is looking at it all the time!"

"All the time," Echo pouts.

"That'll be my job," Leo makes a face. "Echo, Ara, and I will cause a distraction."

"Distraction?" Echo repeats.

"I'll explain," he assures her. "Are you willing?"

"Willing," the nymph nods.

"Doll?" He asks Ara making use of his cute puppy eyes.

It's not fair that he's got her wrapped around his finger like this. Usually, she's the one who makes others do stuff for her by pouting and being cute.

"Just tell us your plan," she sighs in defeat.

Next Chapter –>

Taglist.

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[phykios]

was tagged by @skywalking-through-life for wip titles a few days ago, but then my body decided to shut down! so here, have some now :) also since i shared my wips a little while ago, i thought it would be fun to share titles from my writing dump doc!

hymn to asphaleion

polybates bad ending

the superb owl

ancient simps and smut???

it's a show about SPIES

scm

robin hoooooooooooooooooood

starlet/secretary

the real mob au

annabeth holmes everyone prank

neptune?

botw, link!percy

yet another empress au

college roommates mutual idiot pining first time

regency royals re-meet

cool for the summer lmao

r+j

concubine

teacup

[wise-blue-cookies]

I don't think I'm still emotionally, spiritually n mentally ready to watch Percy and Annabeth simping on each other without realising.

Also the rest of the people looking at them and restraining the urge to shove their faces together.

[troubledkid]

​percy + annabeth

𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 percyshe had faith in percy, of course, but she also had an’t like him ( she did & no, not like that ) but he was always doing things to annoy her. ❝ you’re the worst, jackson, anyone ever tell you that ? ❞ but she’s moving her things to her back pack so they can talk anyways.

❝ how’d your math test go ? good, right ? ❞ she had faith in percy, of course, but she had more faith in studying & practice problems.

&

to be fair, percy barely had faith in percy. any success he had? he was failing up. it wasn’t that he thought he was bad or useless or the troubled kid they’d branded him in kindergarten. it was that he just hadn’t found the thing he was good at yet. (sure, he was good at swimming, but high school swim captain wasn’t going to get him too far in life, and he didn’t have the discipline to go pro. besides, that wasn’t what he was meant to do. he could feel it.)

annabeth, of course, was good at everything. it should have annoyed him to high hades--and, yeah, sure, couldn’t she share, like, one thing--but it... didn’t. not really. they could compete, but she was annabeth. she was brilliant and brave and--fuck, percy. don’t finish that sentence.

“it was on all my report cards, actually,” he said, tucking his board under one arm and sitting next to her without waiting for her permission. he’d tried for the test, he really had. he’d been studying as long and hard as he could; he was so determined to not fail. but math wasn’t his forte. school wasn’t his forte. (nothing was his forte.) “eh, you know,” he shrugged. “math. who needs it, right?”

[jackalsprey]

Unspoken Rules

Hey @asktrio516 I wrote your man and your pretty fish girl, get the fuck over here. And yes, Laura and the designs I had in mind while writing this belong to Emma and her wonderful self, love ya <3

Also, the nickname were way too much fun and Henry is a badass, just cause I'm a blatant simp for this man. This is really fucking bad XD

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE LAURA!" Duck shouted, flushing as red as James's paint.

"What's the matter Duckie?" The mermaid asked, kicking her legs in humanoid form.

"CLOTHES!"

She rolled her eyes. "No one's here. Clothes are overrated. Besides, don't you enjoy the view?"

"What does the ocean have to do with you being naked?!"

She deadpanned. "Duckie."

He quickly threw his jacket off and shoved her arms through it unceremoniously. She sighed, but allowed it. He was too cute when he was embarrassed anyway.

Once Duck had finally calmed down and allowed Laura a place on his lap, the two fell into a comfortable silence. They were on Bluff's Cove, leaning against the rock arch over the track, watching the sun go down. The waves lapped at the sea gently, providing not only a shimmering, splendid view, but a relaxing sound that one could fall asleep to.

Duck had nearly done so (likely with a large amount of drool) when a sound straight out of hell made him jump. Laura perked up and looked wildly around.

"Angel Fish? You see anything?" Her senses were heightened above that of an engine's and far more than a human's.

"Oh shit," she muttered. "Stinkbomb's here."

Stinkbomb was her nickname for Diesel. Duck swore under his breath and scrambled, trying to get Laura out of sight, but it was too late. Diesel rounded the corner in train form, hauling the final goods train of the day. He braked hard the moment he saw his rival and the fish woman, eyes wide.

"Well, well, well!" He called. "Gettin' hot and heavy with the fish, Duck Fuck? Can't you get salmonella from that?"

"Better salmonella than having your face, Dicksel!"

Laura growled and swiped a long nailed hand at Diesel's face. She might be small, but she was damn good at taking someone's eyes out.

The diesel cocked a sleazy eyebrow and continued on his way. "Good luck explaining this tonight!"

Duck's stomach dropped. Laura gasped. "You don't think he's going to..."

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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING, DUCK?!" Gordon screamed.

James stood behind him, hands on hips, trying to look as stern as his Gresley friend. Given he was wearing red lipstick, he was failing spectacularly. Duck faced them both stubbornly, taking the heat as best he could. The others of Tidmouth Sheds were staying well back, not sure what to do.

"This is horrible! Awful! Undignified!" The massive blue engine ranted. "A mermaid?!"

"You know Laura," Duck replied coldly. "She's not some kind of sea witch. She's the sweetest being alive."

"That may be so, but it doesn't change the facts! Duck, you're not only breaking our rules as engines, but you're practically breaking supernatural law! It's disgraceful!"

"Disgusting!" James chimed in.

The air was silent for a few moments as everyone else waited for the trifecta to be completed. Gordon glanced to his left, where Henry was watering his plants by the window.

"Henry."

"What?"

"Your line. You missed your line."

"Oh I know," the green engine replied smoothly. "I'm not saying it."

Gordon's well-trimmed eyebrows shot up. "Excuse me?"

Henry sighed. "Theodore, Ana, I'll come back to you two," he whispered to his plants. Then he turned to Gordon. Thomas and Percy chuckled. This was gonna get messy.

"I said, I'm not saying it. I don't agree, Gordon."

"Henry, Duck is breaking our rules! Engines don't date non-engines!"

"So, by that logic, Percy and Harold shouldn't be together?"

"I- that isn't what I mean! I mean that-"

"What? Duck shouldn't date the girl he loves? Cause that sounds messed up to me."

"He's disrespecting the law!"

"Even when the law is disrespectful?"

That shut Gordon up.

"This is idiotic. As long as Duck and Laura love and are good to each other, there is no reason they should not be together. If it were a worry of breeding, well, guess what? That's not happening. So why is it an unspoken rule? Because it's different? Sorry, but I don't think that has anything to do with whether or not it's right or wrong."

With that, Henry motioned to Duck and jutted his thumb to the door. Shocked, he followed the much taller engine, leaving Gordon, James, and the others standing there, unsure of what to do.

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DEAR GOD THIS IS SHIT XD

[indianariesolive]

Fanon vs Canon characters

(Contains spoilers, duh)

Percy Jackson:

fanon Percy: OH this is a pen guys!!! Lolz wtf am I doing again? 🤪Annabeth who? The love of my life is blue food. Omg I like, don't even know where my head is unless my smart gf points it out to me. 😅Haha

canon Percy: is actually smart, though self-deprecating and funny. Is immensely loyal & protective but has the presence of mind to quickly think his way out of a problem. Even Annabeth admits he is pretty intelligent; she simply likes to tease him like he's an idiot.(which he clearly isn't)

Wylan Van Eck:

fanon Wylan: Omg Jesper *blush* *stutters* 🥺*blushes again* oh gosh Kaz, nooo ahhhh I'm just a baby OR Yo get out of the way bitch, this is Kaz Brekker 2.0 & I'm gonna push you into the canal. 😠

canon Wylan: is very smart but insecure. Yet stands up for himself and his friends. Quite kind & modest yet develops confidence along the way. Super smart; His father is a dumb asshole for not recognizing the genius in him. Definitely a badass survivor but dosen't let his shitty circumstances knock the goodness out of him.

Nikolai Lantsov:

fanon Nikolai: Haha I'm so funny & handsome lolz 😝😏 lemme flirt *wink* ah darling I'm just here for the laughs. #partyanimal Narcissus 2.0

canon Nikolai: Funny, smart, charming & brave. Disguises his dangerously smart mind, fears & insecurities behind a well-constructed mask of easy-going charm & wit. Is also deeply patriotic & optimistic despite battling demons from all sides. Is a king through & through, even without a crown.

Jesper Fahey:

fanon Jesper: Shoot! *finger guns* *wink*😜😘 ohhhh Milo *ignores Wylan* my dearest, love of my life, aww. I'm not throwing out the goat. 🐐Haha I'm the dumb comic relief. I'm just here to be loud & funny & annoy Kaz hehe.*twirls guns*

canon Jesper: Friendly, brave, talented but also impulsive & reckless with gambling addiction. Suffers trauma, identity crisis & masks it with humor. Lowkey protective of his friends & hates to disappoint his loved ones. Likes to live in the moment. Looking for purpose in life.

Alina Starkov:

fanon Alina: ugh, so dumb, & whiny all the time. I have no personality guyzzz, besides going back & forth between Mal & Darkling. Meh, there's nothing else.

canon Alina: Snarky, sassy, insecure, also very brave & patriotic, bit of a hero complex, carries the burden of the Chosen One even though she dosen't want to solely to save her country. Is deeply in love with her best friend & is scared of losing him. Very powerful but dosen't let the greed for it overcome her & refuses to let go of her humane & compassionate side. Can be quite funny when she wants to.

Nico di Angelo:

fanon Nico: McDonald's for life. *angst* *gay* *angst* *angst* wow I'm depressed. Casually jokes of death all the time or just yells & swears.

canon Nico: Moody, depressed, used to a joyful kid but scarred by death of his sister. Also kinda angsty & powerful. Eventually overcomes his fears & learns to move on. Comes out as gay & learns to accept his identity, falls in love. Is also brave & loyal. Has a hidden soft side only a few know about. Is the Ghost King; radiates deadly authority. Speaks in a low & quite voice but still carries his point across.

Matthias Helvar:

fanon Matthias: I'm just a boring straight guy who's also misogynistic & homophobic.(insert Ch 40 joke) *Karen 2.0*  *dumb af* Being an uptight edgy prude is the only highlight of my personality. (Insert Ch 40 joke) *rolls eyes* *simps* (yet another stupid Ch 40 joke, now laugh guys, so funny haha)

canon Matthias: Big grump with a kind heart. A tragedy in childhood made him get recruited by a hateful cult. Unlearnt the bigotry & left said cult even at the cost of being branded as a traitor by his beloved country, appears cold at first but is extremely loving & tender, hella brave & wants to do the right thing. Told a misogynistic line just once then revised his opinion & started respecting the warrior sides of Nina & Inej. The only one in the group who cared for a pregnant lady. Stoic & strong, patriotic & heroic soldier, faithful & religious, believes his country can do better. Loves Nina whole-heartedly, notices Jesper & Wylan falling in love & never harbors homophobic feelings against them.

[ukiyokki]

mars reads too much dreamnotfound fanfiction for their own good

a dreamnotfound fanfic recommendation list by your resident dumbass (me)

this took way to fucking long... i’m tired

below is a (very extensive) list dedicated to all my favorite dnf fics, ranging from quick one shots to 100k+ word monstrosities that devour the storage on my computer, forever incomplete masterpieces to ongoing works of art, you get the idea. i provided links for each fic/series for your reading pleasure. there will be no smutty/nsfw fics on this list, that’s just not my vibe lmao. this list goes in no particular order, and i’ll update it from time to time when i feel like it. now, without further ado, let us begin.

Heat Waves (complete) by tbhyourelame

(wtf else did you expect, looking at a dnf rec list?) amazingly well written, and while it’s not my favorite dnf fic it’s damn near close. in the midst of a brutal heatwave, a suffering dream comes to terms with the fact that he is desperately in love with his best friend. everything i could say about this fic has already been said by nearly everyone who’s read it, so if you haven’t yet caved into the hype, just go for it. you won’t be disappointed.

Gonna be around (completed) by georgescatcafe

(mc irl) my favorite dnf oneshot to date. just read it, i don’t wanna spoil for you :)

Inferno in the Sky (ongoing)by zairielon

(star wars au) an ongoing star wars au currently clocking in at almost 200k words. need I say more? everything about it absolutely slaps, each chapter is amazingly written, and it’s just good. also, can we just appreciate dream and tubbos dynamic in here? 10/10, amazing, must protecc. oh right, a summary: george, an exiled padawan turned engineer, must return to the jedi temple after attacks on it from an unknown assailant threaten the safety of himself and the other jedi.

Like Magic (ongoing) by KangarooKen, NotGra55 (Gra55)

(harry potter au) the unofficial official dnf harry potter au. we watch the young unlikely wizard pair grow up together throughout their years at hogwarts as they battle good old fashioned wizard racism. beautifully written, incredibly fun and suspenseful, and just an overall blast and a half.

GeorgeNotFound, Son of Poseidon, and the League of Minor Gods (ongoing) by Clichewho_69, Cygnvs, Trash_Kinggg

(percy jackson au) percy jackson au? check. “road trip” (technically quest but u get what i mean)? check. enemies to friends to lovers? check. this fic follows the plot of the lightning theif (albeit loosely), but everything is explained enough where you don’t have to read percy jackson to understand what’s going on. basically after moving to the usa, george gets taken to camp halfblood where he learns that a) gods exist. b) he’s the son of poseidon and c) he needs to prove that he didn’t steal zeus’s master bolt.

Protected (completed) by aenqua

(royalty/camelot au) my favorite piece of dnf media of all time. dubbed the official dnf camelot au, where dream is the heir to the throne and george is a servants son with a secret that couldp get him killed. these childhood friends grow up together and learn trust, love, and acceptance. (that summary did not justice to the masterpiece that is this fic) here’s the directors cut

The Hunter (completed) by HederEgo

(mc irl) a choose your own adventure fic with 13 different endings, where dream the hunter must kill george and stop him from beater the ender dragon. enough said.

The official dream team cowboy AU (series)(ongoing) by antsu_in_my_pantsu

(cowboy au) cowboys and outlaws horses and shit. and the big gay. it’s a cowboy au, what else did you expect? fucking yee haw (all seriousness this is a great read, i loved it so so so so much and i can’t wait for the final chapter to release).

This is a Drista moment, let's just accept it (completed) by Qekyo

dnf fic from drista pov. considering its unique perspective, it’s perfectly done. beautifully showcases a sibling relationship through drista and her memories/moments with dream, and it just works, y’a know? also drista supremacy.

Dear Dream (completed) by Qekyo

(wwii au) i don’t cry when watching/reading anything sad. translation: i’m a heartless bitch. however, this fic is the only exception. it caused me to cry so hard my mom walked in my room and asked if i was ok. ‘nuff said.

TECHNOlogical Wingman (completed) by Closeted_Bookworm

techno is the autocorrect ai on dreams phone, and he gains sentience. interesting concept, and the author fucking nailed it. great fic.

It Was Only a Fic (ongoing) by imagineitdear

dream starts reading a dnf fanfic (we’ve all been there buddy).

Teacher’s Pet (ongoing) by niyuha

(teacher au) in which dream is a high school english teacher and george is the new comp sci teacher in room 297.

Saltwater Secrets (ongoing) by earlgay_milktea

(mermaid/high school au) a great example of the shear amount of variety in fics this fandom has to offer. when i started reading dnf fics i would have never thought i’d find one about a mermaid george hopelessly crushing on his human friend, who happens to be his schools star swimmer. yet here i am, and i am far from disappointed.

Smash My Heart (incomplete) by dontrollthedice

george and sapnap are commentators for duper smash brothers tournaments, and george develops a crush on an up and coming smash streamer named dream.

roleplaying in the dark is harder than it seems (completed) by Alienu

laser tag. 10/10

solar system (completed) by quartzfia

(mc irl) george vists dream in pandora’s vault.

Ramblings of a Lunatic (completed) by jungkooksfic

ahh communicating through a notebook left on a shelf in a bookstore- what a perfect way to start a relationship.

Paint me like your French Girls (It's Charcoal, Actually) (completed) by Turtle_ier

(artist au) george is an art student, and dream is a model.

00:00:00 (completed) by isleofdreams

(soulmate au) 00:00:00 is the moment you meet your soulmate, as indicated but the clock ticking down on your wrist until the moment you meet. i’m not a fan of soulmate aus; this fic is the exception.

Blue Skies Smilin' At Me (completed) by kivy

(artist au) i don’t usually cry while reading stuff, but this brought me damn near close. george is a painting conservator and chats it is with the ghost of the artist if the painting he is working on. they fall in a love.

Current Location (incomplete) by hendollana

(influencer au) george simps for a hot american instagram model. who knew he’d actually follow back?

The Withering (series) (series ongoing, 1 work completed) by App1e_Juice

(mc irl) lore and world building and fight scenes and everything i crave. what’s not to love? something starts making the plants and crops around dreams village wither, and must team up with new friends to find the cause of the mysterious disease plaguing the land.

Minecraft, But You Can't Leave (complete) by facadecake

(mc irl) dream and george are sucked into their own private minecraft world together and must beat the game to escape.

Free The Game, Beat the End (incomplete) by goatgoatwasfound

(mc irl) a glitch in minecraft causes thousands of players from around the world to be trapped inside minecraft, with only one way of escape- beating the ender dragon. first dnf fic i ever read, and it’s still 10/10 for me.

Why don't you come a little closer? (completed) by lifeofandoms

george gets stood up by a date, and Dream pretends he’s the date to save george from the embarrassment. simply adorable.

lightning bug (completed) by saintachesP

(band au) while on tour, dream realizes his feeling for george.

Hold me closer (completed) by Treesofmyheart

(mc irl/dsmp) i just,, really like this trope.

Dizzy on caffeine (completed) by GleamingGreenGoggles

(coffee shop au) best dnf coffeeshop au i’ve read. periodt.

living a life of crime isn’t always easy (series) (completed) by itisjosh

(mafia/assassin au) stockholm syndrome except it’s not weird.

Inhibitions Make Interesting Situations (completed) by Ship_On_The_Sea

i pissed myself laughing. it’s just a dream and george being hilariously dense, flustered idiots. serotonin central.

thy eternal summer shall not fade (completed) by gracequills

(high school au) that moment when you recite shakespeare to your crush in your ap lit class instead of confessing (hate it when that happens).

All is Fair in love and Football (ongoing) by graciegirl2001

(college au) #1 favorite college au. in which george is a cheerleader, and dream is the football teams rising star player. this one gets extra points because of the amazing karlnap moments sprinkled throughout. *chefs kisses air*

online love (completed) by andbutso

(high school au) online classes go zoooooooom

Can’t help falling (completed) by isleofdreams

dream re-learns the guitar to sing to george on his birthday. beautiful. fluffy. amazing

dance in the rain and my arms (completed) by lazy_kitkat

george is a rain god, and dream is a wind god

Weather Boy (completed) by DaintyDiizzle

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? (where dream can control the rain)

The color orange (completed) by anon

(mc irl) dream describes the colors of a sunset

Family Mode (completed)by Strawberry_flavoured_tears

they’re dads :,)

Breathing Room (incomplete) by papercranes

(band an) an amazing band au. the mad lad author wrote original songs for each chapter. above and beyond, mad props :). unfortunately, it’s incomplete

Piece of Clay (completed) by carbonbrine

(artist au) george is a sculptor and his sculpture comes to life- but oh no he’s hot.

Try (completed) by Not4typicalwriter

(royalty au) george must choose a suitor, but none of them are up to dream, his head knights, standards. or dream is hella jelly. also protective dream is perfect

When the Roses Bloom (completed) by HederEgo

(royalty au) close second for my favorite fic. go to royalty au for a quick serotonin bost. it’s all fluff and flowers and crushes, and i love it. criminally underrated.

Heavenstruck (ongoing) by dontrollthedice

george is dreams guardian angel, and dream want to find out more about him and his past life. bittersweet :,)

Bang and Burn (completed) by App1e_Juice

(spy au) george accidentally falls for target number 1 on sapnap’s secret agency’s hit list. this ones great, i love me a spy au :)

Can I get a uhh… (completed) by lemonskies

dream keeps pulling up to the drive through mcdonald’s that george works at drunk.

Pretty Stranger (completed) by anon

when looking for dream in the terminal, george sees a cute guy and decides to flirt.

Take my Hand (completed) by latinbias

(royalty au) another royalty au? poggers. surprise twists? double poggers. love this a lot.

seconds, minutes, hours, lifetimes (complete) by meridies

ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP *inhales to compose herself* roadtrip au. unrequited love, ignored feelings, longing, pining, you know the drill. absolutely love this one, its the best roadtrip au i have ever read, in any fandom. (maybe cause i identify with it a little too much, but thats not important. whats important is that you read this fic. right now. im waiting).

Message redacted (complete) by justyouraverageloser

(text fic) dream asks for a girls number and realises hes been given the wrong number. however, an unexpected relationship starts to form between him and the stranger on the other end of the line.

the waves (completed) by anon

(mc irl) this fic was written by the same anon who wrote the color orange, which is up there on my fav dnf oneshot list. dream and george know they have a higher purpose. they don’t know where they came from, or why they are seemingly the only humans in the world, or how they feel about eachother, or even where the skeletons come from, but they are sure of one thing: they have to beat a dragon.

The Dream Doll (completed) by PeppDream (Pep_Pizza)

(voodoo i guess) i’m a real big fan of fics with really out there or unique concepts, so naturally this one makes the cut! i really liked it, it’s really sweet and made me think a lot about what matters to me in the world. george finds a strange doll in an antique shop, and would really like to just stuff it in a drawer and forget about it. sadly (?), the doll has other plans.

last updated February 6th, 2021