#and then for Soundwave to be made at the hands of that same guy

[thewiglesswonder]

Boogie woogie woogie—

[velvetwyrme]

which deception would have an sti AND fuck cars?

in reference to: https://www.tumblr.com/penny-anna/767952128217104384/imagine-youre-a-mechanic-in-the-transformers?source=share

okay. so. first off. anon, thank you for sending me this because the idea that you read that post and just went- "hey, you know who i should pose this question to?" and sent it to me- is hysterical and i lvoe u.

anyway theres also a Texty answer under the cut if you want to read that, because i genuinely DO have thoughts about this, but i wanted to draw that comic because this ask made me laugh very hard when i saw it in my inbox.

also, the thrilling conclusion of the comic answer:

he fucked that car!!!!!!!

hi! Texty time. I think a lot of them would have/be one but not the other (either has a STI or is a Carfucker) but i included some of those here anyway because i think my thought process was funny for some of them. this is all purely my own opinions etc. etc. no basis for anything only vibes. i went through a lot of options and came to a lot of conclusions.

to reiterate the Chart for claritys sake:

Soundwave: No STI and no Carfucking. This is true across all versions of Soundwave imo. Rumble and Frenzy are a solid no on the STI front and a solid yes on the Carfucking.

Starscream: no STI, no Carfucking (despite what Soundwave thinks). TFP!Starscream specifically might have an STI though. Sorry man. Skywarp definitely has/had a STI but gets it treated on account of his trinemates. No Carfucking. Thundercracker would fuck a car but doesn't have an STI.

Shockwave: ??? - I'm not sure I want to know. "Once, as part of an experiment" was the original thing I wrote for his answer lol. True across continuities as well.

Anyway. moving on...

My actual answer for Megatron: REALLY depends on continuity. Here's a sample:

G1? Yeah, probably both. I can see it.

IDW/MTMTE? Nah. Maybe? ... Nah. I feel like if he had an STI it'd have been back when he was a miner. Would not fuck a car.

Earthspark? I feel like no STI but yes to the Carfucking. Except he feels really guilty about it after. I still haven't watched ES but this is the impression I get from him.

TFA? oh god. i don't know... i don't know....... he probably fucks cars. No STI.

TFP? Yeah absolutely are u kidding me? Yes to both.

Constructicons: I feel like they'd be a yes to both, but not at the same time, so they wouldn't have been the one/s to transmit a STI to a car. Also Hook would be ON TOP of treatment. Once they ALL got infected after combining into Devastator, and that was miserable for everyone. Nobody has fessed up to being the one who had it in the first place, but now they have treatment on hand just in case.

Also while on the topic of combiners... I think some of the Stunticons are also pretty good candidates for STI/Carfucking. Motormaster, Drag Strip and Wildrider in particular shfkgbekfbk

I considered Tarn/The DJD and Overlord just because of how freaky them guys can get, but I think Tarn runs too tight a ship for that to happen, and Overlord is preoccupied with. worse things. The Scavengers on the other hand... sorry to Misfire, I can see him giving a car a STI. Relatedly, Grimlock would fuck a car but not have an STI.

Who else................................ wait.

Astrotrain. I can see it. Okay bye im going to sleep this took me too long to reply to fhfjfbrmfbdj

[lawfulvia]

DOMESTIC LIFE

Soundwave x Human! Reader

I can only say the reader is old, like spent 40 years with a huge robot alien lover old

Soundwave would be a great father, skybound really shows it well, he’s also loyal (even if it is to his boss who’s lusting over the other factions leader)

But it’s okay, I can fix him❤️ (famous last words btw)

He’d outlive you, you knew it, he knew it.

As time moved forward, you had even come to accept it. Ignoring your mortality as you both learned and loved together— each day filled with something new.

Soundwave was a vault of knowledge, teaching you something every day, and as you grew older. You taught him in turn— showing the decepticon how to live life to the fullest.

His first attempt at baking was a disaster, servos clumsily maneuvering around as he mixed ingredient after ingredient. The end result wasn’t exactly the best thing you’d tasted, but for him— you could grit your teeth and smile. A tiny white lie never hurt anyone.

The first time you met him, you had been scared shitless. Running into the surrounding forest like a headless chicken, though most would do the same thing if presented with your situation.

The second time you kept your distance, drawing a line— figuratively and literally between the both of you. If he moved forward you’d move back.

The third time you became more open to the idea, even moving to sit beside him. Watching the minicons together in silence.

After that, everything seemed to move along smoothly.

And here you were in all your glory, carefully repainting your lover— with a skilled hand brushing over the smooth surface of Soundwave’s armour.

”You still awake big guy?” You asked, your gaze shifting to watch the cassettes in the garden. Surely up to no good, but you weren’t nearly young enough to try and stop them. You could only wonder if they were tearing up the peonies or plucking the trees from their roots.

”Affirmative.”

The robotic tone held a certain softness to it, one that not many would notice. But after spending 40 whole years with the ’con you learned to pick it up fairly well.

Wrenching a hand under his chin, you pushed it back to slip the airbrush into the tiniest nooks and cranies of his design. The bold blue stained more than just a few articles of clothing, Soundwave surely knew how to leave a mark.

”There we go, as handsome as the day I met you.”

Winking as the airbrush was stashed away, hidden in a cupboard like every other thing you owned.

”Soundwave: Blushing” With a sarcastic tone he’d pick you up by the shirt. Idly dangling you above him— gently placing you onto the couch. But even that was enough to irritate your body.

falling to your knees with a wobble, groaning as joints popped under the weight of your body. Growing old was a pain, hair grayed to the roots with bones as brittle as talc.

Not exactly in your prime, Soundwave didn’t seem to mind— he loved picking you up. Leaving you sitting on his shoulder as you two watched mind numbing reality tv shows for hours on end.

The days would end and the both of you’d end up in your own respective beds. Him in his recharge slab and you in your makeshift bed made of metals and probably stolen fabrics and pillows.

”Soundwave: Loves you.” He’d say it every night without fail, the lights dimming slowly. The world drifting into the silence of the dark night.

”Love you too big guy.” You could only hope this wouldn’t end too abruptly.

[solar4seekstron]

You?! Part 1

TfCyberverse!Soundwave x Cybertronian!GN!Reader x TfCyberverse!Rodimus Oneshot

Content: SFW, Rodimus is the first to try to get with reader, Rodimus and Soundwave were together once, Poly Relationship.

Introduction Movie Oneshot Masterlist

TW/Tags: Fluff, couple kissing scenes, Laserbeak has moms now at the end, Reader is being reader, cute moments between Rodimus and Reader, Soundwave loves robot waists, Oh my god guys have you seen Rodimus thighs?!?!

You were a part of the Autobots for a very long time. When the two sides came togetehr at last…In a way. You were there just to try to keep the peace. Trying to make sure not too much fights happen.

Everything stays that way for a while. While there was peace still.

You always noticed Rodimus giving you a small smile on his dermas when you’d drink at the bar or just passing by when doing your daily patrols.

Always making sure to wave to you and wanting to hang out.

You didn’t mind much. Same thing almost with Soundwave. At times in your usual dojo when practicing with your swords. Soundwave at times would pass by.

He does it so much you’re sure he’s doing it on purpose.

One day when at Alchemists Bar, you were having a nice chat as Rodimus made his way in. He always knew when you’d choose to come in. Which is usually on a Tuesday night.

You were chatting with Alchemist and drinking some energon. Rodimus made his way over. Feeling himself getting nervous as he stared as you. Your back to him.

He takes note of your frame, your smile, your optics and paint job. Primus why are you so pretty.

He thought to himself.

He met many bots. Mechs and femmes. He’s met them all but you. You are something else whenever he sees you. And tonight will be the night that he’ll take his chance!

Alchemist knew very well of Rodimus crush on you, he has been doing this job for a very long time.

So he placed some energon for Rodimus. Rodimus taking note as he got closer. The mech would walk away as you also took not f the energon.

You holding your own mug as your other arm leaning on the counter.

A small grin on your dermas as your optics narrowed down. Looking at your cup as Rodimus took his seat. You then spoke.

”So, you finally taking your chance Rodmius? Or you going to chicken out?”

You glance to him while he picked up his drink. Chuckling a bit as he looked at you then at the cup. His forearm on the counter as well.

”Thanks for being patient I suppose…..So how long?” You let out a soft chuckle.

”Since you didn’t let go of my cervo on the day we met R.” You take a sip of energon before turning your frame towards him.

He did the same. Physically gulped as his optics stared at you with drink in cervo still.

“I tell you what. If you can beat me in training combat then…I’ll go on one date with ya. So make sure you’re strong enough to defeat me. Hand in hand. Alright?”

You have stood up as you smiled down at him.

“See you around. Rodimus.” You then walked out of the bar. Rodimus stunted for a minute there.

Little did you both know. A certain bird was listening in the bar. And so a day later you waited in the dojo your sure owned. Having already comm to Rodimus of what time. And so you were training.

When you heard the doors open, you assumed it was Rodimus. “R you’re early. By 1 minutes it seems. Is there a rea-“

You stopped once you turned around. Seeing it’s Soundwave as he stood there is all his glory. “Ah Soundwave. Didn’t expect a former decepticon to ever step into my dojo of all places.”

He stays quiet for a moment before speaking. “Dojo is open to all Cybertronians and more. No matter what side. Is it not?” Damn he got you.

You let out a soft sigh as you fully face him. Rodimus was barely making his way to the dojo. He was pretty far. “You’re right there Soundwave…I suppose it’s not much of a deal. Is there an actual reason you’re here?”

He’d slowly nod before you. Getting closer until he finally stands infront of you. You’d have your cervos behind your back as you waited for him to speak. You were taken by surprise when he presssed his forhelm against yours. He did have to lean down a bit since he was taller.

He knew this is something you did during the war to show respect. Especially to comrades during the war.

His cervos placed on your waist as he spoke. Leaning his helm back a little. “I’m not much one to combat but I lived enough to be able to survive a war.”

”Soundwave.”

”Please just give me a chance to prove myself. Soundwave and Y/N Superior: Together.” You just stared at him. “Soundwave…I live by a code. If you can defeat me in some way.”

You both hear the door chime. Soundwave looking back. Both of your seeing it’’s Rodimus. “Hey Y/N Sorry that I’m a bit-“

”…………..”

”YOU?!” Both Rodimus and Soundwave said at the same time. Soundwaves cervos off your waist both clenching as he looks at Rodimus.

Rodimus getting closer as he spoke.

”What are you doing here. Were you spying on me again?” Rodimus pressed a digit at Soundwaves chest before Soundwave slapped it away.

”In your dreams Autoscum. I am here asking for a chance. Why are you here?”

“Guys please. Not in the dojo.” You two keep bickering as you stand there. Soundwaves arms crossed as Rodimus placed his own cervos on his hips. After a minute you’d stand inbetween him.

One cervo on each of the mechs chest as you then spoke. “Listen you two. The point here is to fight me if you want a “chance”. Not to have a spike measuring contest in front of the Sires memorial.” The three looking at the memorial of Yoketron who passed before the war.

Rodimus then spoke after letting out a sigh. “Sorry Y/N. We should get started then.”

He looked at Soundwave at the last part before walking deeper into the Dojo. You’d look at Soundwave before walking back following Rodimus. Soundwaves cervos clenched as he watched you two walk away.

He turned around. Making his way to the door. You and Rodimus both stretching your arms and neck as you looked at each other with a smile.

“You ready to show me what you got Rodimus?” Rodimus let out a soft chuckle before responding.

“You have no idea.”

He chuckled. You both then soon started at hand in hand combat. Rodimus mostly working with guns struggled a bit. Eventually you were able to get the upper hand.

Holding him down as you sat on his stomach and keep his cervo retraint and your chest pressed against his. The two of you staring at each other as he struggled to get up. “You’re pretty strong for a bot Y/N”

”When you have been trained for years by a former knight. You learn a thing or two when it comes to building your inner strength.”

Rodimus keeps struggling. Trying to think. He’d then get an idea and have a sly grin on his dermas.

You looked at him confused until he leaned up.

His dermas connecting with yours. His optics looking at you as yours are wide.

He realizes he has a chance and turns you both so he’s ontop. Once he was ontop, both cervos on the floor supporting him up before holding you down while still surprised.

You had a bit of trouble getting him off.

“You sneaky little bot. Always got that trick up your sleeve?” Rodimus chuckled.

”Just for you.” He keeps you held down.

After a few moments he kept you down. He does have the upper hand. And so eventually. Trying to not smile because of his grin. Eventually you gave up. How can you not when seeing a face like his. You’d sigh and stop struggling.

”I yield.” Rodimus sat up with his cervos up. “YES!!!!”

You let out a soft chuckle as he leans back down. Placing his cervos back on the floor as he looked down at you.

“So we together now?”

You’d shrug. Putting your cervos on you stomach as you stare up at him. “Sure. It’s been something that’s been waiting for millions of years.”

He lets out a nervous chuckle until you both finally kissed once more.

The kiss gentle and sweet. Both not noticing Soundwave watching before fully walking out. Closing the door quietly and gently.

After a few days you and Rodimus became Conjunx endura. Eventually he moved in to your apartment over your dojo. As you both had dinner he eventually told you how he and Soundwave were Conjunx. Which caught you by surprised. He was a bit sad about it. Appearently it was when the war ended.

The two talking about getting together. Something the two have been pining for since the two fought in battle millions of years ago.

But because the tension was still high. The relationship didn’t last long.

You’ll admit you have had feelings for the for a very long time. But you never had the guts before to ask other of the two out. And so after speaking to him. You both descided to go to Soundwave.

Who was currently feeding Laserbeak at his home while his other cassettes sleep. You both making your way to his door to speak to him.

When Soundwave opened his door he was taken aback once seeing you both.

He’d then sigh and try to close the door until you stopped it with your cervo. You then spoke to him and Rodmius joined in. Speaking as he places a cervo on Soundwaves shoulder.

”Come on Soundwave. Maybe there is a chance for the two of us now. Things actually have died down and Y/N here could be what we needed. Let them help us.”

Rodimus gently grabbed Soundwaves cervo as he stared at him. Then at you as you had your cervos placed together infront of you. “Soundwave. Maybe the three of us together can be what makes it better for the two of us to be together.”

Of course Soundwave lifted his helm up a bit. He seems to be deep in thought. You then are the one to take his cervo as he then looks at you.

“Come on. It couldn’t hurt. Could it?”

He looked at you and Rodimus back and forth before sighing. Before speaking.

”Offer: accepted.” You and Rodimus both chuckled and hugged him on both sides of his frame. He was a bit surprised but gently sets his cervos on your shoulders.

Sort of hugging back.

The three of you would then hear Laserbeak making bird noises. Soundwave was the only one to understand him.

Rodimus asked. “What he saying?”

Soundwave lets out a deep chuckle and spoke. His cervos now on both of your and Rodimus waist.

“He said. He’s not calling you two mom.” That caused you and Rodimus to chuckle before you would kiss one side of Soundwaves cheek and Rodimus kisses the others.

The three of you would stay together for a very, very long time.

Before y’all freak out in the comments because of that ONE episodes. Y/N will never let something like that happen. They will be able to stand up to tarn alongside Rodimus. Rodimus and Y/N being able to keep Soundwave from sacrificing himself.

I hope you guys were able to enjoy this. I know I did. lol.

As always a repost is appreciated and I hope to see you guys in the next one!

Hope you all have a good rest of your day!

[kandy-sticks-zaza-blogs]

Hi, I was wondering how the TFP autobots and decepticons would react to a cybertronian with the personality of Vander from Arcane and has the same backstory?

You don't really have to do this and sorry for my english😅

Transformers Prime x Vander!Reader

Well I guess I would try write this and make it correctly since Vander became you know spoiler alert. Sorry for not replying during 1st of march @savios-posts

Vander become werewolf but you become Empurata.

Autobots

Optimus

He is surprised that you treated Jack,Miko and Raf as your children.

He knows that you missed your sparklings

He met you before the war and when he used to be Orion Pax he always went to your bar drinking your energon and how he missed the taste.

Ratchet

Ratchet loves how you didn't break his gadgets when you came in.

You always cared about Ratchet health and worried about him when he overworked himself.

You always make Ratchet rest while your in charge.

Arcee

She see you as a family since you fought along side her.

You cared that she got herself hurt that made you worried alot as she assure that she said that she is alright.

When Arcee missed Cliffjumper you comforted her when she lost him always reassure her.

Bulkhead

Two gentle giant big robots that protective of eachother.

Miko love seeing you two play fight with eachother

Bumblebee

Bee finds yo comforting seeing you as a parental figure.

Whenever you've gone to far beating up Decepticons Bee stops you by hugging your back if you have a problem.

"....Thanks Bumblebee."

Smokescreen

Mentor and Student dynamic.

Mr Destiny Child loves being treated as a son when he is training with you alot.

Wheeljack

Finds you pretty chill and amusing.

When he got injured you began to care and protective of him.

Ultra Magnus

He respected that your strength and protection for the one you cared.

When he lost his hands you touch his clawed hands reassure him that everything will be alright.

Decepticon

{Empurata Zombie version}

Megatron

You two worked at the same cabe when you two were miners before the war.

When you started complimented him that he think that you are flirting with him which actually works.

When he became Gladiator you congratulated his victory all the time after when he became Megatron you both began to fight eachother and argue.

He never see you again as he misses you every stellar cycles.

He see you again when the portal opened, his spark drop when he saw you turn into a empurata victim and a zombie by attacking him.

When he wait for you to regain your memories you recognise his scent as you hugged him.

Starscream

He see you locked up in the cell as he teased you by making funny face and making you as you clawed him.

When you regain memories you follow Starscream like a dog as he felt embarrassed about the whole situation.

Knockout

He is ordered by Megatron to make you remember and cure you but its hard when you are clawing at his paintjob which mad him mad.

He regain your memory when Megs is near you.

You began to become more gentle around his tool as Knockout find you amusing how you are so soft.

Breakdown

He want to fight you but cannot because Megatron said he will handle it when he first met you.

You two would fight alot playfully but also hang out alot on the mission.

Soundwave

He find you inferior when he see you again he knew you when you were still a miner and a bartender.

You began to help around the ship when Soundwave is busy.

Shockwave

Empurata are a tragic when the damned get their head removed being replace by a unrecognisable face you don't remember who you were before.

You slept with anyone on berth all day for comfort as Shockwave let you sleep on his berth since he is sleep deprive.

Dreadwing

Finds you intimidating but you are very nice since he cant hate you for this.

You protected Dreadwing from Megatron as you stopped him going full murder on Starscream.

Dw guys he's alive /Delusional

Arachnid

When you first met her began to feel snappy towards her knowing she's dangerous as she finds you interesting.

She try seducing you and manipulate you denied as she got annoyed.

[pepsiboyy]

HEARTSTRINGS. - p5

p4 ⚜ masterlist ⚜ p6

pairing: chris sturniolo x fem!reader summary: after moving to massachusetts from florida, y/n lives with her half brother, nathan doe, who is part of a small garage band. their sassy guitarist, chris sturniolo, can't help but get on her nerves. but there's something about him. warnings: use of y/n lol, cursing, fluff a/n: HIIII sorry for the wait!!! ive been adding to this chapter as time goes on and this is the final product because i know yall have been waiting for it <3 love you guys so much thanks for the support!!!

"i got us a show!" nathan exclaimed, his eyes just as wide as his smile as he gripped a piece of paper, waving it in front of him.

i clasped my hands together in excitement, and smiled brightly. "yes!! where?"

"soundwave lounge!" nathan smiled warmly as he handed the paper to chris, who held it out for ben to see as well.

everyone had such a bright smile.

i smiled as i watched chris's excitement run through him.

"i think we're good to go, we just need a vocalist," chris mumbled, as everyone slowly averted their gaze towards me.

i blinked a few times as i chuckled nervously. "me?" i choked out.

"yeah, you'd be great!" nathan happily wrapped an arm around my shoulders, pulling me in and looking towards chris and ben with a wide smile.

i stared at chris for a moment, who gave me a reassuring smile, before i spoke up. "fine, maybe."

chris and i had been seeing each other for about a week and a half now. he would often spend the night with nathan, who would fall asleep quickly, prompting chris to come to my room and spend time with me.

it was nice, having him around. i found out that the two of us have a lot more in common than i ever could have guessed.

we decided to keep it a secret from nathan and our other bandmate, ben, for the sake of keeping things private. that, and we had no idea how nathan would react.

"whatcha thinkin' about?" chris's voice rang softly, ripping me from my thoughts as he ran a hand through my hair softly.

i smiled softly at him as i shrugged and sighed. "i can't believe you guys want me as a vocalist." i whispered. "i feel like i can hardly sing."

"i'm sure you're great.. don't ever put yourself down." chris immediately reassured, his eyes fixated on me. he hated when i got into self-deprecating moods. which was often.

i sighed and nodded. "would i be singing the lyrics that you've been working on?" i asked softly, looking at chris as he shot me a quick shrug.

"probably. i don't really know. we can figure it out." he whispered, pressing a kiss to my forehead as he sighed and sat up. "it's goin' on three o'clock. i should probably go lay down." he whispered.

i nodded softly as i shot him a quick smile. "sleep well, 'kay?"

chris stood to his feet and stood up, sending me a quick nod and a wave. "you too."

and just as he got to the door, he swung back around on his heel and quickly made his way over to plant a kiss to my forehead.

i reached up to press my hand to the back of his neck, pulling his lips against mine.

as he pulled away, i shot him a smile.

and then he left quietly.

my eyes peeled open at the abrupt sound of drums slamming against one another downstairs.

i rubbed my eyes and slowly rose from my bed, my hair in every possible direction. i didn't care though. what i cared about was the drums playing at fucking 10am.

"what the hell are you guys doing?" i stated loudly, but nothing was loud with the sound of them playing. i stepped a bit closer, where chris finally seemed to notice my presence and stopped playing.

before anyone could notice, he shot me a soft smile.

"oh hey, y/n," nathan stated, his body leaning over to set down the drumsticks.

"why are you guys playing so goddamn early?" i stated firmly, rubbing my eyes.

"we have to practice for our show. it's tomorrow!" nathan stated with a wide smile, making my jaw drop.

"tomorrow!? i was thinking like a week or something?" i sighed as i moved to sit between nathan and chris.

"same here, but most we can do is practice to the best of our ability." ben stated, his eyes averting to the side.

everyone seemed to share a glance. he was being unusual.

"right. well. i'm gonna run inside and get a drink. can i get you guys anything?" i asked softly.

they all shook their heads, except for chris, who begged for a pepsi.

i chuckled and nodded, making my way quickly to the kitchen to go ahead and grab chris and i both a pepsi.

the trip was quick. i tip-toed back into the garage as i wasn't wearing any shoes. "here ya go."

chris smiled warmly at me.

the way his eyes creased as he smiled, the way his teeth poked from his mouth as he bit onto his bottom lip softly and his cheeks grew a soft shade of pink. his hair slightly damp from playing in the warmth of the garage. god, he was stunning. his hand gently grazed mine as he took the pepsi, shooting shocks through my skin.

"thanks," chris stated softly, before turning back to his guitar.

i blinked a few times before i made my way over to my chair again and allowed my eyes to look over everyone, ben's eyes locked on chris.

a few hours had gone by. ben had left, and chris, of course, was spending the night.

his fingers gently grazed the guitar strings as he hummed to himself and played, his eyes glued to his own hand.

he was sitting at the edge of the bed playing quietly and occasionally glancing at me with a soft smile, where i couldn't help but sit and admire him from where i was. "how long have you been playing guitar?" i spoke up, sitting up slightly.

"mmm. since like junior high. i dabbled and got more interested as time went on." he smiled at the thought as he remembered playing a lot more back in high school.

i nodded as i listened and hummed softly. "you're really good."

"thanks."

"mhm."

we sat in silence for a few moments before chris moved to set the guitar down. carefully, he crawled towards me and rested his head against my chest, his body between my legs.

"i hope that once the stress dies down, we can tell your brother about us." he stated softly.

a warm smile appeared on my lips as i nodded softly and sighed contently as i moved a hand to brush through his curly, brunette locks. "i agree."

"i like you a lot." chris admitted softly.

i couldn't see his face from the position we were in, but i could see his ears growing red. i chuckled softly as i wrapped my arms gently around his head and pulled him infinitely closer to me. "i like you too."

we sat in a comfortable silence, my eyes locked on the ceiling with a soft smile until i felt chris's breathing slow to a rhythmic, peaceful pace. i smiled to myself as i continued to caress his hair gently.

and for a few hours, i let him sleep there in my arms.

nathan's tongue stuck out from between his lips in focus as he set up his drumset on the stage.

i, on the other hand, stood awkwardly. "can i help at all?"

"i think we got it," nathan would quickly reply.

the guys were setting up for their show today. they had practiced a lot yesterday and a bit before they began packing things up today.

my eyes couldn't leave chris. he looked great today. like every day. damn.

one of the managers of the event they were performing at stepped onto the stage, eyes glued to a watch on his wrist. "alright guys, doors open in fifteen. we lookin' good?"

everyone shot up, their eyes looking at the man before exchanging glances and nodding. "yeah, we should be good in just a few minutes," ben stated.

i shifted to move backstage. nathan ran off to the restroom with chris, and.. i'm not really sure where ben went.

"hey, y/n?"

i turned my head to the side and met eyes with the bassist, blinking a few times. "oh, hey ben. are you pumped for your show?"

he gave me a half smile before he stepped closer to me.

"hey, i really wanted to talk with you about something."

i looked at ben for a moment and swallowed. i nodded softly. please don't ask me for life advice. not really my thing.

"look, i think i really like you, i think you're gorgeous and-"

what the fuck?

my eyes widened as i attempted to regain composure. "ben, i don't think-"

"i'd really like to take you on a date. i know your brother is my friend and stuff, but-"

i lifted my hands to hold in front of me in defense as i felt my stomach turn. "ben, i don't-"

"would you consider?" he stated softly.

we sat in silence as i stared at him.

well this is awkward.

"i don't... really feel the same way."

i watched ben's shoulders slump.

"sorry." i quickly apologized. "i- uhh. you'll do great tonight-" i stated quickly before retreating to nathan and chris who had just returned from the restroom.

chris furrowed his eyebrows at me as i literally walked right behind him and stood there. he could tell something had happened, but decided to ask me later.

nathan, on the other hand, was so pumped.

"guys, we're gonna destroy this tonight!!" he stated quickly, giving everyone a fist bump. "y/n, cheer so hard from over here!" he smiled widely, and i nodded eagerly.

"i will, don't worry!"

as a few minutes went by, the boys got called to get ready to get on stage.

i wished them luck, and bit my lip as i watched them step out, some cheers heard from outside to hype them up.

what the hell just happened??

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[saxandviolins77]

DEEPLY curious about your vision irt devastator and starscream, do you have any extended thoughts on that? (beautiful baseball piece btw! the pose is very dynamic, the colors rich, and i really adore how devious Devy looks in your style)

The general throughline is:

What if the bratty 60-year-old commander and the bratty 17-year-old living weapon had beef with each other?

Additional context undercut

So, I already mentioned this before, but Scrapper and Starscream are "divorced," and while Scrapper simply does not care for SS whole existence and finds him the most tiresome person he ever knew (especially after he enlisted), Starscream, on the other hand, LOATHES him. So much so that he goes out of his way to blow everything Scrapper does out of proportion to make him seem like an awful person (they both are, but Starscream is making shit up at this point).

Why am I talking about Scrapper and Starscream?

Because Starscream does not understand combiners. AT ALL. So he thinks Scrapper and Devastator are the same person and treats him accordingly. He thinks this way and refuses to change his mind because 1. thinking of Scrapper as this guy who gets the smallest bit of power and becomes an infantile attention-seeker loudmouthed jerk works great for the version of Scrapper he made in his mind, and 2. He can't grasp teamwork, so obviously the other Constructicons are lending their free will to that egocentric psycho!

Now, to our big teenager... He just wants a friend... Or just a meaningful relationship.

You see, most people either idolize Devastator or find him scary or disturbing (Decepticons included). So he doesn't have many people to talk to; Soundwave is his manager, but she made it very clear that their relationship is strictly professional, and she makes sure to not give any openings for any sort of "friendship" (he still thinks of her as his best friend).

SO STARSCREAM.

Starscream is the only guy on the Victory that dares to talk smack to Devastator (because in his mind Devy = Scrapper); at first, he's pissed because he has never experienced something like this before, so he treats Starscream as he would any upstart Autobot.

But Starscream keeps bickering with him and keeps treating Devastator as if they're old friends or something... So he starts playing into it and actually having a back-and-forth with him... And it's like... An actual conversation and Starscream treats him like a person!

Devastator very much hates Starscream's attitude and sometimes just smacks him, but he still has that weird urge to not be viewed by him as a dork, so he'll really play up his act to seem "cool". He also gets sick enjoyment when Starscream finds himself in a pickle and goes running to him for help (when not mindwashed, he'll happily use this as an opportunity to be a brat).

So uh... It's a very messy non-relationship where both sides have completely different ideas of what is going on in the other's mind... Except for Soundwave, who's looking from the sidelines and thinking: "Not my circus, not my monkeys... 😑"

SIDE NOTE: Lol, yeah, I think I did pretty well in that piece. Devastator is a pain in the ass to draw, and I insist on always drawing full bodies. Glad it could be read as a baseball pose (it's a windup because he'd be a pitcher... Because he canonically has a good throwing arm... Trust.) Also, suspend your disbelief because he could never pose like that in a real-world scenario, no kidding.

[theepisceswriter]

𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓 — Gojo Satoru

♡ Synopsis: You and Gojo go together real bad and he loves spoiling you.

♡ A/N: MUVA IS BACK !!! This is my Renaissance moments (crickets cause nobody probably remembers who I am nmplpw). After lying to y'all like my daddy and saying I'm gon come back every summer, I finally returned with a lil sumn sweet for yall and who else to signify coming back after a long time than Gojo? I hope y'all enjoy and I did good, feedback appreciated since this is basically me dusting off lmao. Love you!!

♡ WC: 1.6k

♡ TW: not proofread, she/her pronouns, afab body parts, penetrative sex, intimacy, 18+, and I believe that's really it lmk if I missed anything.

“Gojo?”

His ears instantly picked up on the soft sweet soundwave that was your voice, vital to his ears like bees are to flowers. The quietness and tenderness of your voice alone is enough to provoke that primate instinct in him to protect, provide, and nurture. From his relaxed position on the bed, he’s quick to toss the phone that previously had his attention on the dresser and divert his eyes in your direction to give you his undivided attention.

And trust that when his gaze finally fell on you that’s exactly what you had; his undivided attention.

���Well, aren’t you just a sight for sore eyes?” He cheekily grinned, head tilting to the side.

Your nude body that leaned against the bathroom frame was clad in a brown fur coat and nothing else but the precious jewels and gold that adorned your neck, wrists, and fingers. All courtesy of him, of course and you couldn’t be more thankful to have a man like Gojo in your life; One who spoiled, protected, and loved you like his life would end and become a waste if you left it. The love between the two of you was genuine and pure. You brought him out of a dark place mentally and he saved you from your humble beginnings. Without each other you’d both be lost and you guys knew that. Which is why everyday you showered each other in affection and love so neither of you would forget what this union meant to you.

“It’s the new one you bought a couple of days ago, do you like it?” Your fingernail lingered between your teeth as your eyes met his piercing gaze, his usual hue a shade darker as he drank you up in all your glory. You were so perfect just the way you were that you didn’t even need lingerie to catch his attention. How he hit the jackpot with you he has no idea, but he thanks himself everyday for every single choice that led to this moment.

“No.”

“No?” Soon you’re mirroring him, the same cheeky grin and head tilt occupying you too.

“I fucking love it.” He reiterates, motioning with his head for you to come to him.

You comply quickly as ever, gliding to his side in seconds giggles leaving your mouth in the process. You find yourself straddling his lap with both of his large calloused hands in the crevices that separated your hips from your thighs. You can feel his erection forming and pulsating against the thin fabric of his grey sweats. Which in turn pulsates against your bare clit the moment you’re settled on his lap. The small gasp that leaves your lips at the sensation leaves him almost in a drunken dazed, the effects you had on this man were far more powerful than any sorcery anybody could conjure up.

His love for you ran deep, but any lighthearted playful feeling that filled the room was now replaced with a thick yearning for lust. So close and passionate that you could quite literally feel the physical manifestation of your desire for each other in the form of an addicting body heat. Just as he was in a daze-like state over you, you were equally lusting after him. That’s what made this relationship so raw and lasting; everyday feels like the honeymoon stage when you’re both putting in the same effort.

“You drive me crazy you have no idea,” He muttered as he trailed his hands along your curves, his eyes following along closely watching the way your skin dimpled underneath his touch. He didn’t mind spending his family’s hard earned fortune on you if it meant he got moments like these, he’d go broke over you if he could just to show how devoted he was to you. 

“I think I have somewhat of an idea,” Your arms found solace around his neck which you then used as leverage to pull him closer to you. The motion caused the fur coat to fall beneath your shoulders exposing your breast to him in the most teasing peeks that brought him to a rock hard state. You made sure to tease him even further by pressing your chest as close as possible to him as you leaned in to steal a kiss, the cold metallic jewelry in your nipples touching his every other movement sending electricity through his chest.

His lips engulfed yours with a ferocity so high that he nearly had half of your chin in his mouth as well and you made sure to return that energy just as strong, swallowing his lips right back. You didn’t even realize you had begun to swirl your hips down on his erection until you felt the vibration of a deep guttural groan on Gojo’s end reverb against your lips.

God, you could stay like this for hours, days even, but there was nothing you wanted more in this moment then to have him deep inside of you. And there was nothing he wanted to do more in this moment then please the both of you.

“Gojo, I want you so bad, baby,” You were able to huff out once the two of you pulled back from each other. Both of your lips swollen and red, a true testament of your passion in this moment. 

“I’ll always give you everything you want from me, love,” His words came out in a murmur because the minute his lips detached from your lips they went straight to your neck, peppering your sensitive crevice with kisses. He teased your nipples with two quick kisses before he was lifting you and his hips up to pull his erect cock out of his sweats. Which now had a dark stained patch on the crotch area courtesy of you.

“Always so nice and wet for me, this pussy knows who it belongs to huh?” Before you could even elicit a response you were cut off by a moan. He wasted no time in dragging the swollen pink tip of his dick between your slit to collect your wetness as lubricant before slipping it inside of you with ease all the way to the base.

“My god!” You gasped out loudly, your walls immediately clenched around his cock but that didn’t stop your wetness from seeping out of you; creating a damp mixture with your cream at his base.

“This cock is all yours baby, don’t belong to nobody else but you,” He could barely get his words out in between grunts, just as turned on as you, if not more. His hands returned to your hips to lead the both of you to a rhythm as you rode him and lift you up just a little bit higher than you would naturally go so he could watch his cock slip in and out of you. Call him crazy but the sight was equivalent to fine art in his eyes, it was a marvelous sight that he adored to observe; how well the two of you fit each other. He was certain, just as sure as you were, that he’d never be able to be this connected and feel this much pleasure from anyone else during sex. Every single feeling he had for you uniquely belonged to you. He would never allow anyone else to have access to him the same way you do. This was a once in a lifetime connection and neither of you wanted it to end anytime soon.

“I love you so much.” He growls out through clenched teeth. That knot in his stomach was tightening and he could tell you were close to the edge too from how much stronger your walls began to clench around him.

This had to have been the type of pleasure Frank Ocean was talking about in Pink Matter, he thought.

“I-I love you- FUCK ! I love you more, Gojo.” You can barely get your breathless words out through pure bliss and pleasure. The only reason your eyes were still open was because you enjoyed watching your partner’s face twist and contort with each bounce you made. His clean and pale face now pink with lust and his signature white hair stuck against his forehead with sweat.

His hand travels to the back of your neck to connect you two for one last nasty kiss as you both creep up on your orgasms. This time tongue was involved and the kisses were bigger and sloppier than before, the two of you intoxicated with a dangerous mix of love and lust. Just the kissing alone would be enough to bring you to your orgasm quickly, but of course cocky Gojo had to collect some of the mixture of you guys’ saliva from the corner of his mouth and use it to rub your clit in circles.

“Cmon my pretty girl,” He mumbled against your lips, “Cum for me. Cum all over my cock for me, please. I need your slick covering me, please.” He practically begged.

And that was all it took for that overstimulating wave to crash over your body. A mixture of a moan and groan ripped from your lips and echoed throughout the room. Which led Gojo to join you in your high seconds later, your moans, knowing that he was producing, them doing the trick.

Immediately you fall off of him by his side and he’s quick to pull you into his side, grip tight as ever like he was scared he was going to lose you. You nuzzled into his side, neither of you caring to clean up just yet. Part of the reason being because you wanted to enjoy each others company and the other reason being because you were both very much still out of breath.

“I love you, I love you, I love you.” You recited in an almost sing song voice as you peppered his chest with kisses.

God bless anyone who’ll try to take him from you.

[witchofthesouls]

I have the image of the Fusion cannon wedding of Tarn and the Nurse witnessed by not just the DJD but Decepticon HC, Soundwave with Cassettes, the Comand Trine, Deadlock, Deathsarus, etc. Tarn's high enough ranked the rest on the Nemisis are coming in for it. During the lead up to the ceremony while Tarn and the nurse are painting each other up it's super akward and high tension.

And the only ones oblivious are Deathsarus and Skywarp who risking life and limb to fuss over the newsparks. Tense Posturing and veiled threats broken by Deathsarus' "Who's a pretty bitty? Who's a pretty bitty? You're a pretty bitty. Yes, you are." And Skywarp's "Awww look little guy has his pede in his mouth! Come on Soundwave you gota catch this for posterity!"

:: You think they're clanging right now? ::

Helex spoke in the shared internal channel as the Justice Division, missing their leader, stood at attention at the Altar. Tarn had disappeared behind the side door to the private room.

Helex wisely left Tarn out of this conversation, and Kaon didn't loop their Commander into it.

As in, the private room with no windows and a closed ventilation system because more than one Conjux-to-be attempted one last-ditch futile run before getting dragged to the terribly named Love Chapel.

Vos responded, and the many layered tones flood the channel in an easy flow of lyrical noise. Almost a million years, and it was still hard to identify certain glyphs, but the lecherous tones were unmistakable.

:: Don't be crude. :: Kaon cut into it, and Vos twitched, his side spasmed from the subtle release of an electrical surge.

Of course, ever the sadomasochist, Vos purred, and deliberately opened seams for the attack to flood his protoform.

Nickel smacked knee guards. :: Knock it off, you lot! The big boss is watching. ::

True enough, Megatron, along with Soundwave, was watching their byplay, but it wasn't Lord Megatron of the Decepticons. With the bright fuscia facial markings carving down his cheeks and neck and helmet done away, a relic of a sword on his hip, a scroll in one hand, and a chisel in the other along with those panels furled toward the sun. Megatron stood dressed in the greatest of authorities bestowed outside of a championed Prime: High Priest of the Fallen, Speaker of the Shadow, the Voice of Megstronus Prime, the Prime of Chaos; He who was the spark-twin to Prima's Light, and bonded to Solus' Creation.

Lord Megatron was the only one who could be adorned in the sacred trinity of Rule and Bindings. Not even Optimus, the current Prime, was allowed to utilize this particular trio. The honor solely belonged to Chaos' Chosen.

Suddenly, the main doors were kicked in by a purple and black pede, thruster-heel guttering-

:: Which one of you stripped-geared slaggers locked the fucking door!? :: Kaon shrieked as the Justice Division inwardly grimaced as negatives flooded the comm channel.

Unlike Light and His cloistered, shiny temples, the Shadow was in one and all for everything fell in His Domain from the highest peaks of the Manganese Mountains to the depths of the Rust Sea to the churning slag of Cybertron's forge-core; all lingered in the Great Shadow.

Megatronus claimed Solus in the open. Unrepentant and unshamed to bind them together, and His followers were the same. It didn't matter the location nor the mechs' statuses, His High Priests officiated conjugal bindings the same, standing as a divine witness to the bonding and divine judge to any Challenges at the site.

"I told you it was true!" Skywarp howled with delight as the Command Trine made their way to the steps down to the loosely packed gravel, an ode to their deities' far more wilder natures when the Thirteen walked the still new planet and shaped Cybertron for their mortal kin and kith to survive and thrive.

Thundercracker quirked an optic-ridge at the newest 'lucky groom,' and Starscream gave the thoughts life as the Air Commander said, "I still can't believe it's Tarn out of you sorry lot."

"Starscream," came the warning from the High Priest over the ominous noise of a burbling sink and clacking blades.

Starscream frowned, lips pulling a near-sneer, but he acquiesced to the rebuke. It was one thing for the SIC to argue with Decepticon Warlord, but it was another matter when High Priest Megatron was steeped in Rule and Bindings upon the Altar.

:: He may be a near treacherous glitch, but Screamer's right. I thought we would stand here for Helex or Vos. :: Tesarus commented.

The gunformer shrugged. They all knew his violent delights. Helex, however, scoffed. :: I make sure my baffles are up-to-date, and just because I have an in-built smelting pool that doesn't mean I fuck with my chassis wide open! ::

Nickel audibly snorted, a strange mix of contempt and amusement, as she pinched a wire behind Helex's kneecap. The mech grunted as that leg went numb. :: I'm the one that hounded each of you to get updated. Made sure it's substantially far more capable at handling the completed charge of a combiner orgy. I don't want to vacuum out another spark chamber any time soon. ::

The medic's words sank into the Justice Division about the ridiculously high spark compatability between Tarn and you. The surprise shocked Tesarus into speaking, "Are you saying that those-"

The door the side room opened, and no one expected the soon-to-be-bonded couple to walk out of it with fresh Energon dripping upon them. Tarn had artful, whorls of blue flames, whereas you carried jagged, pink angles and peaks.

"Bitties!" Skywarp immediately teleported to get close to the cradle-pod of sleepy and well-feed meeps and squeaks to properly coo at them.

You immediately pulled the bitties to the side, those doorwings flicked back, hitched up, and you looked like you were about to fist-fight the Seeker right then and there. Bets were being made on the outcome before Tarn, ever the spoiler, intervened by his sheer bulk. He deftly slid between you and Skywarp, who still held his hand out as if to tickle the soft protoform-like armor of the newsparks from the short distance.

You hissed, something guttural and sharp that clawed nails across their senses, your armature clacking in warning, but Skywarp switched his focus. Optics brightening, wingspan perked, and Tarn stilled-

Skywarp was then hauled away by Thundercracker grabbing a wing, sinking talons into it to puncture the metal.

Thundercracker's expression was cold, projecting apologies-rebuke as he forcibly dragged Skywarp back to position.

You elbowed Tarn's side, whispering something, and the mech uncharacteristically huffed. He placed a hand at your lower back and guided you to High Priest Megatron with the cradle-pod floating its way to Kaon's side. The Pet poked its head into it, indulgent in its allowance for repeated ear-yanking and nose-bopping.

:: The Pet is to bite anyone that attempts unauthorized touching. :: Tarn's cultured voice spoke in the channel. :: Consider any approach to them outside of Justice Division as a breech of conduct to maim, not Listed. ::

Skywarp seemed jittery, bleeding as Thundercracker refused to let go. Starscream was indifferent. Only there as it was a commissioned officer of a special tasks force under Megatron's direct purview.

Starscream and his trine, along with Soundwave with a freshly-welded Ravage, were the only ones available to witness the event as the Decepticon Armada was constantly in motion to ensure the Autobots wouldn't have an ensured victory with the entire structure of High Command in the same ship.

Unlike before, your deep bow, kneeling before Megatron, didn't phase anyone as the High Priest must engrave the intendeds' frames: a blend of their glyphs or a matched pattern in the open and made by a specialized chisel only known to their order to ensure it rejected fillings and disrupted repair nanites.

The question about an eventual divorce and the betting ring went up in flames by your insistence at having it carved at the support arches of your sensory panels...

And Tarn didn't deny you.

[fantasiummaximum]

I remember very little of Transformers Prime since it’s been so long but MAN. I’m imagining Shattered Glass Breakdown meeting Shattered Glass Megatron being lowkey kind of adorable.

Because in the original, Breakdown respected Megatron highly, probably because of what Megatron ONCE stood for, which was equal rights or EQUAL FIGHTS. So I imagine that being ultimately the same but much cuter.

Like IMAGINE-

Breakdown seeing Megatron talking to the other Decepticons, is immediately star stricken by seeing someone he GREATLY admires, it’s THE Megatron!

Soundwave: Hey! Come say hi!

Soundwave takes Breakdown over and Breakdown starts panicking as all the cool Decepticons and Megatron look over to him and Soundwave.

Soundwave: Megatron! Meet the bot that saved my life!

Breakdown is at this point feeling like his spark is gonna flicker out from how overheated he feels as all the Decepticons optics and even Megatron’s look at him, their not looking down at him thank Primus or he would totally melt. He looks down to save himself from totally overheating-

Then, Breakdown see a hand reach over for a handshake. He looks up to see Megatron smiling at him, gratitude in his optics.

Megatron: Thank you, for saving one of my closest friends. I and the other Decepticons are thankful for your bravery.

THANKFUL?! THE MEGATRON THANKED HIM?! He hesitantly takes the hand and shakes it, strong grip so he he makes sure his is strong too and looks him in the optics and tries not to embarrass himself.

Breakdown: Of course! Anything to help the cause! And you!

Megatron: Thank you, any help is greatly appreciated especially someone who was willing to go toe to toe with Bumblebee. Please-

Megatron ends the handshake and the gestures to the Decepticon encampment. Small yet powerful.

Megatron: Stay and rest.

Breakdown: T-Thank you Sir Megatron.

Megatron: Just Megatron, I’m just a bot, nothing more, rest have some energon and we’ll talk later on what to do next.

Breakdown: W-We?

Soundwave: We need all the help we could get!

Starscream: Consider yourself a temporary Decepticon! Right Megatron?

Megatron: If that is what you want.

Breakdown: …YES. I mean, Yes Sir. I would love more than anything to help anyway I can! For Cybertron!

Megatron: Then Welcome Breakdown, to the Decepticon Cause.

INTERNALLY SCREAMING.

BOOM I JUST MADE A MINI FANFIC. LETS GO!

My mini Headcannon fanfic on how that would go and I think it would go something like this because come on, Breakdown was a very nice Decepticon and my guy deserves credit and recognition! Before THE INCIDENT. I ain’t getting into how that went-

BUT YEAH! I think it would be cool if Megatron was amused and moved by Breakdown and took the bot under his wing as Breakdown was just a sweet heart to anyone around him! (Especially to a certain red eyed sport car, watch the paint wink)

[annabelle-creart]

Haven't did in lot of time, let's go again because this Au is kind of funny to me, also: 💖villain x hero angst that ends in love and comfort💖

TFRB: Valley of the Sacred. Shenanigans, part 2

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Straw: Niquel! Give me the book back!

Niquel: But you already had it too much time! I want to read it too!

Straw: But I need it!

*Straw, mad about her friend, put her concentration on the book, making it go fast and directly to her hand despite Niquel wasn't near and was taller*

Straw: I did it! I finally did it!

Niquel: Straw, I'm serious, I want to read it too!

Straw: but... I still haven't passed the first page

Niquel: Why?

Straw: I don't know how to read...

Niquel: You should have told me! I could have helped you!

Straw: wait, you could?

Niquel: Sure! We can read it together!

Straw: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Niquel: but, why haven't you told anyone? Grand or sir Boulder would have taught you

Straw: I didn't wanted to, it doesn't have sense that someone who can't read is on a library

Niquel: it shouldn't, libraries are for that! But I'll help you this time

*the two kids sat on one of the tables and put the book in front of them, as they read at the same time, Niquel didn't knew how to teach Straw but yet had enough patience and love to do that. It was one of the reasons why Boulder wanted to put the library on the work again, they wanted it to be a place of safeness and comfort and it became a space of creativity and love, so much love. Boulder was about to stop the kids in case they started to fight but it ended up they weren't requested, they were kids and yet made possible to resolve their problems alone. But at the same time, that weird feeling of not being needed anymore came back to their spark*

---

Many vorns ago

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Shockwave: Heatwave?

Heatwave: ish... I thought I was silent

Shockwave, you were, I was up. Why are you on the window?

Heatwave: I...

Shockwave: and?🤨

Heatwave: ...I can't lie to you. I will not ask Soundwave anything else, and I will not wait

Shock: wait for what?

Heat: I know that wasn't a shadow, but I don't know what it was, and I must know what else it hides

Shock: You will not solve anything at this hour, it's past midnight

Heat: Yes I can! Maybe the magician is still on the town

Shock: I doubt so

Heat: doubt it then! I will not wait anymore!

*Heatwave went as the wind goes, and even if Shock wanted to help, what could he do...? He should wait for him, or at least hide the fact he went, a distraction in case it come morning and he's not back, maybe?*

---

Heatwave was walking... that's all

He couldn't find any fucking hint, he went and imitated the shadow's route but everything just went away like if the ghost dissapeared in mid air. He continued to walk on the alley near the forest

Heat: where that bot go- FRAG!

The idiot fell on a hole... wait a second, that wasn't a normal hole!

Heatwave was on the floor some seconds later, on an well iluminated place, surrounded of, well, nothing, it looked like a poorly decorated cave and- HOLY SHIT!

Heat: wait wait- don't shoot! Don't move- I will not harm you!

Heatwave dragged himself behind at the fear of a crosier aimed directly to his helm

???: who are you and how did you got here?

The voice sounded weird, like if modified? Broken?

Heat: I will not hurt you!

Until he saw a pair of white dots under their robes

Heat: You are the guy- you steal- the grial! You're the thief!

???: a smartest bot would have shut up and made like anything happened

Heat: But that's not correct! And that grial isn't yours! Is the soul of this people's culture!

???: and?

Heat: And?! You wouldn't let this people lose what they love the most!

???: I need it

Heat: Is that your excuse? Is pretty shitty, you- weird shadow guy!

???: ...You don't fear me, right?

Heat: Why I would? Magician or not, you're just a thief with no mercy, it seems

Heatwave wouldn't know that what he told the magician actually shaked their spark, and damn, the magician was starting to dislike this bot even more... is that?

???: what's that on your waist?

Heat: what? This?

Heatwave got his light sword on servo fast enough to get the crosier out of the magician's servo, sending it away and distracting the magician enough to push them back, away from a shelf with interesting things and surrounding them against the wall

Heat: I am the White Knight, and if you don't tell me who you are and give me the grial back, I'll cut you in half right now!

???: would you?

Heat: make me

???: Do it! I don't fear you either

Heatwave pushed his blade closer to the magician's neck, yet

He was paralyzed... he knew what he had to do but his servo couldn't move, he wasn't trembling, yet, he wasn't sure either, should he just cut them? Or ask more? He couldn't just stay there! But...

???: Knew it

Heatwave felt something hit the back of his helm, but he couldn't remember anything after that

---

The next morning he was back at his bed, for some reason, and his helm hurted

Light: Hi hi! Sunshine! Why are you still in bed...? Why are you still on your cape? Were you too tired last night to get it off?

Heat: eh? Why am...

Light: get up! Breakfast is ready, and I will not bring it here, you're not a sparkling!

Lightwave went out of the place

Heatwave was confused as heck- holy shit- his sword!

He searched near and at least he found it easily, it was there, it felt even the same... except for a little rune aside it on the floor

As far as Heatwave knew, it was a rune to make fire...

Holy shit, that night was real

[glapplebloom]

Apparently this is a movie, not a mini-series.

Predator: Killer of Killers is apparently a movie about three different Time Periods. I honestly thought it was going to be a small series but one movie telling three stories is still pretty cool. For this review, I shall only go over the first story and if you want to know about the rest, check it out for yourself.

It begins with the Yautja Codex: “Go forth among the stars and seek only the strongest prey. They shall be your trophy. Become the killer of killers.” So this is basically the Predator’s whole MO and why they do what they do. It could also show the respect some predators had with some humans. And this story takes place in 841 A.D. It begins with Vikings sailing across the sea speaking in their native tongue. But we do get English from who I presume the two main characters.

These groups of Vikings are being led by a female and their goal is to kill the Krivich. And if she falls, she asks her son to avenge her. And this episode is called the Shield. That’s because the Viking Shield is not only a defensive weapon, but with a pointed front can be used offensively. And they basically confirm how vicious they are as we return to them to see the Krivich Town basically decimated. Only one remains. Ursa (the female leader) is looking for Zoran, the leader of the Krivich. 

Man! She’s hardcore. She called the dead the lucky ones and basically tortured the survivor to reveal the answer. Ursa commands her son to give a merciful death, but the guy had to keep pushing it so Ursa finished the job and chopped him in half. So like Prey, I’m gonna guess he will be the sole survivor and go one on one with the Predator. And we see the Predator riding up, hidden in the spaceship. Their goal is to observe first before readying the hunt.

Ursa tells her son why they’re after Zoran: he made Ursa kill her father. The mark on her face is the mark her father placed on her with his blood. She considers herself a monster and the only way to slay it is to slay Zoran. As I have said, a good Predator movie is “take a normal movie and then add a predator” and this is a good example. We see a clear goal in mind with a story of growth and revenge. Remove the Predator and it could be a fascinating short. Adding the Predator just changed it.

Ursa comes in ready to kill everyone in Zoran’s fortress and she is frikkin awesome. Like think God of War without the powers. Speaking of which, her son comes in to help, as well as the rest of her team. So now it's Zoran Vs Ursa one on one. But the Predator is coming. Luckily for Ursa, her son got to Zoran first since he was delivering a verbal beatdown that did get to her. Using her lust for revenge to point out the idea that she was a coward then and still is now. Similar to how Ursa killed the guy who was doing the same to him. 

While Ursa was proud, he was hit by a soundwave-like attack. And the Predator appears in front of the Vikings. This Predator is a brute, not even using weapons to fight them. And he’s taking them all down one by one as Ursa looks after her son. The final one before Ursa reveals the Predator’s weapon: a hand replacement that delivers Sonic Speed Blows. Now its Mother and Son Vs Predator. She has two shields to try to block the blast but it was too much for them and she is knocked away. Her son is trapped under a fallen pillar and the fortress is collapsing around the two. 

Ursa somehow survives and survives falling down a cliff and into the icy waters. But the Predator wants more and he can’t see her underwater. His mask is damaged and now it's one on one between them over a frozen lake. Using an anchor and that knowledge, she gets the predator in the water. But she’s dragged along too. UNDERWATER FIGHT!!! You gotta see it so I won’t spoil the rest. Overall, awesome episode and lives up to the Predator legacy. I’m definitely gonna watch the rest.

[quietbluejay]

Spotlight: Soundwave

wait, what's that Taylor Swift music playing in the background...? why is it getting louder....?

the taylor swift joke works on multiple levels lol

wow, soundy

ugh, this guy

Megatron is speaking from on high

Megatron: ...into all Shockwave's current and archived projects

Megatron: I want to know exactly what he was working on. Do you understand?

Bludgeon: oh…completely

He bows to Megatron and the doors hiss open

Megatron: Soundwave...

Soundwave appears from the shadows, his eyes glowing

Megatron:...keep an optic on him

Soundwave: yes, Lord Megatron

wise

Soundwave: by the same token, neither did I

the next shot is the gang doing various repairs

Soundwave: watched...as Bludgeon and his own little inner circle expanded Shockwave's sub-surface research facility, in preparation for who-knows-what

back to the present

a pair of hands grab boombox!Soundwave

"And...we're done."

Soundwave: as the facsimiles head for their assignation, i…

"...hand matters over to ravage!"

"..at which point…"

bald guy: we understand

Laserbeak is recording this and sending it to Soundwave

who is currently cozily next to the bed of the construction dude

the plan is to move in and take as much as possible of the regenesis ore

Soundwave: I recall Laserbeak

"...and move Ravage into position"

he figures this regenesis ore stuff is clearly worth a lot in these energon-starved times

so it's time to ponder how to turn this to his advantage...

his "erstwhile owner" likes to get up really early because he likes longggg showers

with his boom box

no I'm not joking

it wouldn't do to announce my presence, he says as he does this okay fair

some people are caught in the explosion

"I let events run their course!"

It's a biiig conflagration

INCREDIBLE

Bludgeon points a weapon at him, but Soundwave says he's here to help

"All hail Thunderwing!" chants one of the minions

"All hail Thunderwing!" chants the purple guy

Soundwave says, essentially, that they're all nuts

someone has to stop them

Soundwave: I…have to stop them!

he orders Laserbeak and Ravage to attack

Narration: against my better judgement...

Narration: ...I find myself oddly determined to do the right thing

the fight is going on now

"for once it's about the greater good..."

"...not just what's good for me!"

a very different Soundwave from his portrayals later in the continuity Barber's portrayal was basically high on self-righteousness

"in my experience though, the road to the scrapheap..."

"...is paved with good intentions!"

Bludgeon takes a swing and wounds Laserbeak (with his glowing purple sword)

Bludgeon then ganks Ravage as well

Soundwave falters for a second, then he remembers the mess Thunderwing made again

but that one second of hesitation...

"even if i beat Iguanus to the punch, i can't take them all"

he gets shot by the gun, and he's surrounded by glowing green energy

so it overrides your t-cog and traps you in that form

against his will, Soundwave shifts back into a boombox

understatement of the year

Bludgeon: we're done here. let's go

him and his gang teleport out

they set off mount saint helens

friend: also i know we like our classic volcanoes but the mount saint helens erruption is well documented as an ashy explosion that blotted out the sun for days and had very little magma so while i appreciate the Aesthetic i am docking points because using what actually happened would have been better look, i did not learn about this in school for the comics author to disregard reality me: you were cool with the sharks in lake michigan friend: my general rule is that if its cooler, funnier, or better for the story it gets a pass but if its not any of those things then i will complain lake michigan sharks are hilarious me: what's the matter with muskies? are they not cool enough?

there's a caption on one of them, Joshua Red (oh hi, Agent Red)

we get a close up of his face

Red: There, now if that doesn't get us our funding...

Red:...nothing will

friend: the eternal struggle for grant money

Epilogue 2: Portland, Oregon, 2007

two teenagers are looking into a store window

Teenager One: There, see. It's a classic

Teenager Two: Classic? It's junk, pure and simple

the next panel shows boombox!Soundwave

Teenager Two: but hey, go waste your money if you want to...

Teenager Two: ...I'm sticking with my iPod

The end?

so that's soundwave's story still want to see if grimlocks spotlight will reveal what hunter was talking about re robot dinos but following up on this one will be the kup spotlight nick roche's first writing for the continuity which hey, I already did this one! so I'll probably just reblog it

after that is Spotlight Galvatron a character who despite all the page time he got, still feels to me like he had wasted potential

[friedfriedchicken]

Hello fellow WFC Breaksounder may I please ask for your head-canons of them 🙏

OHHH YOU GOT IT BESTIE- I'm writing a fic right now but I'm in writer's block so this is gonna be fun letsgooo

Gonna keep this fluffy because I'm in a fluffy mood (<- person who just posted an angsty fic)

I wrote a ton of like- story points- so I'm stuffing it under a read more because uhhhh that's long whoops

Headcanons on how they met because I'm a yapperrrr and I've barely had anyone to yap to about them <3

Soundwave and Breakdown first met during the war. It was by chance that Megatron brought both of them on the train-station-thingy mission but he needed a trusted officer and a good soldier who wound't yap (WFC Breakdown is a yapper but he wouldn't dare say anything that would get him on Megatron's bad side.)

Their first encounter stuck with Soundwave. He's not sure why but something irritating about Breakdown made him smile, or whatever equivalent he had.

Megatron, being old friends with Soundwave, could tell that his Intelligence Officer was comfortable and let his old-self peak through. Whether it was concious or subconcious, that's for Primus to decide. Breakdown really enjoyed being brought into this weird friendgroup for like, 6 hours, or something.

Breakdown and Soundwave wouldn't cross paths again until Breakdown and Knock Out were summoned to the Nemesis.

By this point, Breakdown has mostly gotten over his anxiety, being the character we know him as in Prime, which Soundwave found odd. Soundwave never bothered to keep close tabs on Breakdown because what problems would he cause anyways? Not enough to be a threat, that's for sure.

Anyways, they don't say much to eachother, they're just two Decepticons on the same ship.

That is, until Breakdown was taken by M.E.C.H. and dissected.

Soundwave suffered a similar, even more grevious injury, during the height of the war and felt like he had to help the wounded bot. Also Knock Out was out racing because who knew Jasper, Nevada had such great street races!?

So that put Soundwave in the position to patch Breakdown up. Breakdown was scared at first (who wouldn't be when Megatron's right hand bot is staring you down?) but when he figured out what Soundwave was doing, accepted the help.

Soundwave is a smart 'con and like any good doctor, started to observe Breakdown to make sure his body adjusted to the patch job. It's during this that Soundwave began to feel some odd emotions. Not the same irritations but, something else. He couldn't describe it but he wanted to know more about the blue-grey truck.

Breakdown took notice of Soundwave's sudden attention and took this as a sign to start opening up to the silent bot. Breakdown, as always, was a yapper and liked to befriend the Vehicons onboard the Nemesis because all the other officers were less than friendly or Knock Out. Talking to the same guy over and over again can get boring, as much as you like them.

Knock Out became suspicious of Soundwave but quickly deduced what was going on and started to play matchmaker between his friend and the Intelligence Officer.

And normal relationship headcanons because I am obsessed with these two

Their love language is gift-giving and acts of service. Breakdown has an interest in Earth with how different it is from Cybertron and likes to bring back little presents for Soundwave. Soundwave returns the love by grooming Breakdown, as taught by Knock Out lol. You can tell the two just had a date when Breakdown looks extra shiny and/or Soundwave is trying to adapt some Earth tech into the Nemesis' systems.

Soundwave doesn't like to leave the Nemesis because standing on Earth makes him feel cramped and lost so the pair don't often go on dates outside of the ship but when they do, Breakdown tries to find places similar to Cybertron to comfort Soundwave. They've been to a few drive-in theaters, courtesy of Knock Out, of course.

Sometimes Soundwave sends Laserbeak out on missions with Breakdown for "insurance" but in reality, Laserbeak is also in on the pairing-up. Laserbeak also likes to take pictures of Breakdown just for Soundwave along with actively making sure the Decepticons have footage of whatever's going on just incase something happens.

Megatron absolutely can not fathom why Soundwave had suddenly become interested in Breakdown. The warlord suspects that Soundwave misses the gladiatorial arena and is trying to scope out a new rival to re-enact the old days with so Megatron is a little worried he might have infighting among his soldiers. As long as Soundwave is functioning, Megatron won't step in but, y'know. He hopes it's nothing bad.

Starscream is oblivious to the on-goings behind him.

Airachnid also takes notice in the pair's chemistry but says nothing. It's not her place to talk and she wouldn't gain anything if she did besides look like a crazy conspiracy theorist.

Dreadwing sees Breakdown's and Soundwave's closeness but never thinks too deep into it until after Breakdown's death.

The Autobots never find out about Soundwave and Breakdown's courting.

Both Soundwave and Breakdown come to think their love for the other is one-sided until Knock Out has to break the glass between them. He's very blunt and even a little rude about it but he's just so fed up with them dancing around eachother and never with eachother that he just had to burst in. Laserbeak doesn't react well to this and gets embarrassed on Soundwave's behalf. They all sort out their emotions later and things go smoothly.

Breakdown hoped to fix his broken eye after the war ends but goes back on that thought when he realizes that he'd much rather match Soundwave. Maybe he can get a visor like Soundwave's to cover his missing eye!

Soundwave wanted to finally retire after the war but he starts opening himself up to other possibilities after starting a relationship with Breakdown. He'd be fine doing anything as long as it's with his partner and minicon.

When she's bored, Miko will start making up nonsense lore for the Decepticons to get the Autobots' attention. Her favorite is suggesting that Breakdown and Soundwave have a fairytale Shakespearean tragedy K-drama-esque romance going on between them and it really peeves a majority of Team Prime. Hence why it's her favorite nonsense lore. Even Agent Fowler gets heavily confused and concerned for Miko's well-being.

[cosmica-galaxy]

I hope you don't mind one last one for now but this ask has been in the back of my mind forever. I saw the weaponsmith!human ask & I fell in love with the idea. Based on John Wick 2 where the Baba Yaga goes equipment shopping & meets the Sommelier, picture this:

Cameron, DJ, Vee & Veteran were called down to the armory by Doc to see something. Upon arrival, the doors opened to reveal Doc & greeting them upon arrival & the human, who was wearing a fancy looking butler uniform & tuxedo with gloves, was polishing a paralyzer rifle with a cloth. They then put it back on the rack & turn to face their friends & caretaker.

"Good afternoon guys. I'm glad you all could come here today for what I like to call a, 'tasting'. Now then, let's get started. Cameron, Vet. Now I know of both of your fondness for the paralyzer rifles but, I can whole heartedly endorse this new upgraded version (hands them both each one). A higher frequency output for longer stunning duration against normal & larger opponents, a built in plasma ballistics knife for close quarters combat, a laser function for blasting stronger toilets to dust, & I know & hope you'll both appreciate the custom design & your names signed by yours truly of course. I've also, (pulls out two cases from under the display counter & opens them, revealing pistol variants of their rifles), made these more compact breed with the same power as their larger counterparts but with much better handling & mobility."

Now then, DJ. I've noticed that while you're race is more then capable in the knife-fight-distance & self defense with your soundwaves, there's one small key area that's lacking a little bit. Range. Now don't get me wrong I've seen your matriarch, her brother & your titan blast their knives with their soundwaves & no doubt you can do the same, I've always felt you could do more. Which is why, after a ethical thumbs up from Pal, I made you this (hands DJ his new gun). The cardiac pulse blaster. Functionally very similar to a speaker mimic's blast, albeit not as strong as the real thing. But it can penetrate headphones and disrupt a foes' cardiac rhythm, however it doesn't fully kill the unit. Instead, let the stress of the battle kill those toilets. No doubt it will up your kill count my friend.

And of course, I can't forget about you Vee. I would say you arguably have the most solid combat package. But I know for a fact that it can be perfected even more. (Takes out two wrist blasters with TV remotes sticking out to form their barrels) Should your TV light not work on whatever Skibidi you encounter, these blasters should come in handy. One blast will infect the toilet allowing you to mind-control it. And of course, (takes out a custom box with his new blades in them) the finest cutlery. All freshly stemmed & designed by me. The electrical obsidian material & the remote charging feature through the pulses of your own core that these have will allow you to cleave through metal & porcelain. The "reaper" shapes they have helps for better directional swings.

Now with that said, I really do hope you guys enjoy them & find them effective."

What are all their reactions?

P.S: Sorry this is so long.

If there's one thing the alliance members LOVE, it's getting new weapons. The camera units, both Vet and Camron, each explore the new guns frames and magazines before walking over to try them out in the shooting range that was built for testing such things. The first round of shooting enabled the pair to discover that they find that the guns were nimble, smaller, and still packed a PUNCH, judging from how badly singed the dummy's further into the range fared. Plus, the dummy that appears in front of both Camron and Vet was reflexively stabbed by both in their disgusting fake neck. Cleaving through the thick-skin material like warm butter. With a brief glance of excitement towards one another, the pair give the guns an approving thumbs up. DJ is excited to finally get a weapon that fits his faction a lot more. Knives are nice, but they are VERY close range and need multiple hits to kill...as a result, DJ has to be careful and lacks a kill count that's worthy of boasting about. However, the new gun in his hands felt amazing. Upon taking it to the shooting range and lining up a headphone-equipped dummy, he fires the first blast. The recoil was there, but it wasn't horrible. Plus, he finally understood how the gun could penetrate the headphones...the plastic that the headphones were made out of cracked and crumbled from the force of the blast...as well as the entire dummy's posture changed. It even skid back a few feet! DJ lets out a whistle sfx. He LOVES this new gun! Vee was a little apprehensive of exchanging his precious combat knives, but the sheer sleekness and reaper-like design of the new ones swayed him over nearly immediately. The biggest problem the TV units have is the glasses that the enemy uses to resist their powers...if this weapon can bypass such a handicap, then the battles would become easier to win. With a quick exchange of his knives and a wiring of the new weapon into his core-line, he heads over to practice with the new ones. The first was obvious, he needed to test these knives. As soon as the round started, skibidi dummies appear in the training area and he unsheathes his new scythes. With a swing, they cut through even the thickest of material with gliding accuracy, then with a flick and rotation of his wrist, he swings cleanly in the opposite direction. Nailing the dummy that appeared behind him. He swings again and again, ripping, shredding, and demolishing the dummies. Then, he saved the last one for long range as the remaining toilet dummy was a ways away. Of course, this would need a live subject, so all he could do was check the range on the weapon. Which was...quite a distance, surprisingly. Once it was all said and done, he retracts his scythes and nods in approval.

[ayy-junipei]

Hi, read your fic; Missing perspective a while ago, and looking back at it you hadn't covered the headmaster episode. Since it technically happens before the events of Nature Calls did you decide to write out Masterson or it can be left that an event regarding Masterson happens in the aftermath?? Like in either "To our Future" or "One Solar Cycle at a Time" it can be left to us readers if Masterson pulled something similar to what happened in Canon?

Also, in either ending "To our Future" or "One Solar Cycle at a Time" how would you think the Elite Guard coming to Earth would play out???

Of all the TFA cast, big surprised you had big brain thoughts for the geek guy. I mean the sensible answer was that his episode was also the character episode for Bulkhead and would have broken the pace everything that happened to that point. Same reason why I pushed the second meltdown episode earlier. I really wanted to smack people dead with the yaoi paddle I made out of Soundwave's episode.

The funny answer is man had his gamer hands broken in Soundwave's Communist Revolution™ and was too busy watching super compilations and drinking Gamer Supps©®℗ to do anything of importance.

Also the guard did come to Earth in those endings they came they saw they went back home.