#and then he goes and fucking dies?? NO

[t1oui]

jercy except they're awkward asf and take actual years to get together. and i mean "awkward" as in "oblivious" and "oblivious" as in "everybody knows they like each other and they know they like each other but they don't know their feelings are reciprocated even though they're obvious asf".

and when i say everyone knows they like each other, i mean everyone, including people who couldn't possibly see percy and/or jason as anything but straight (cough cough my mortal pjo ocs cough cough). like these two are so obvious people are just changing their worldviews and dismantling stereotypes and biases

i'm just imagining percy going to college in new rome and jason, who has moved to camp half-blood full time, randomly deciding he also lives in new rome now and just... hanging around all the time. and breaking into percy's dorm.

don't even get me started on the blushing... oh my god. like how can you blush that much and watch someone blush that much and still not realize they like you back. annabeth can't figure out the answer yet here percy and jason are, doing exactly that

jason who draws percy whenever he gets tired of drawing blueprints for temples but still wants something to do

percy who gushes about jason to anybody who'll listen (cough cough my mortal pjo oc who he's closest with especially now that annabeth and nico refuse to listen to his queer rambling anymore cough cough)

jason iris messaging piper to gush about percy and her being homophobic towards him (i support her rights and her wrongs)

jercy being so adorable and in love when they finally get together that their friends can't even make fun of them (except for nico, who could not care less and is still a little salty that percy turned out to be queer the whole time)

[olliedollie1204]

i'm so certain that brennan was so suspicious when that gamechanger filming was """""cut short"""" by a random car alarm, he probably wasn't even entirely surprised when it came time to film round 2. however the absolute fucking DEFEAT when he realizes that he completely failed to predict round THREE is what sent me over the fucking moon

[pencildragons]

[rolls over to face you at the sleepover] bro do you think any of the lyctors ever used AD (alecto's dead) as a way to reference the passage of time and nearly gave john an honest to god heart attack because he thought they'd suddenly somehow remembered the christian calendar system. no hey wait stop pretending to be asleep this is important dude

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.

But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.

Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne

[boobilby]

Tmnt and some human designs for mm/tot + 2012 (all wip designs)

[starry-bi-sky]

im having normal CFAu thoughts. naturally.

I had the very vivid image of Jason asking Danny to turn human while they’re laying in the grass beside Danny’s observatory in GZ, and then Jason sticking his hand through Danny’s chest so he can physically feel his heartbeat

Jason and Danny would have Perfectly Normal and Sane Thoughts about this. of course.

[bonnieandclaide]

Benji is the king of quick phone edits and would probably have a decently famous Instagram account where he posts reels about technical and medical history under a fake persona. The one time he posts a picture of his and Ethan's feet with matching socks it goes viral, because user BDtechie has literally NEVER shown any part of him, only his hands and his voice, and people have been absolutely DYING to know who he is for close to a decade now

[adhd-winterfalcon]

i fear we (dick grayson fans) will never recover from the brief period where dick became a cop in the 90s in order to root out corruption in the police department

[introspectivememories]

thinking bout 14yr finnick winning the games and thinking about the victors+effie looking at this child and going "fuuuuck!!! guess we're co-parenting now"

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[toppermostpoppermost]

JARED LETO as Hephaestion

ALEXANDER (2004) dir. Oliver Stone

[casualavocados]

Even though you are this short. You have a problem with that? [...] So what? You are taller than me. Big deal. You are so cute. ...I'm not finished yet.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13

[thechy-fychannel]

y'all ever think abt how it was julie having the affair and it is even said multiple times that she was the one who left him, yet wilson was still the one who left their home and moved in with house. like. he couldn't bear to stay in their home alone. he immediately ran to house and stayed on his couch for weeks. suffered through his pranks and his laziness and his manipulation. telling him he wants him gone while sabotaging his attempts to leave. and he only left once he got a girlfriend again.

[girlshambogames]

zam is so like, lovestruck w vi oh my god. its Actually sickening,,,,

[lordkairos3626]

I do have a headcanon to explain the absolutely beautiful and wonderful phenomenon of illager evokers seemingly launching themselves off of various high surfaces at any and every given opportunity (which is definitely a result of their “flee from player/creaking” goal interacting with their insane speed modifiers)

It’s cause they’ve fucked up their body’s fight or flight response- Likely with the magics they use for totems and whatnot since they canonically rely on witches for potions. These guys had to go about healing through other means when witches weren’t/aren’t readily available, and in the process of finding said other means unwound some very important natural processes in their body. Which were subsequently (and poorly) replaced with magical equivalents.

Basically this means that sometimes evokers get spooked cause someone dared to say the word “boob” without the second b and the resulting spike in blood magic levels causes them to quite literally get startled to death. They perceive a threat, instinctively attempt to get away, and end up tripping over their own robes and falling down the stairs.

This is visibly worse during raids where Mojang decided it would be funny(which it is) to increase their speeds further for some reason. So sometimes you’ll walk around a house and manage to catch a glimpse of black and gold robes disappearing into a canyon cause apparently you were too close.

There’s also the issue of they often don’t know when they should be running away until their legs are already broken. The enraged enderman that was accidentally caught by your fang attack and is now running directly at you is clearly not a real threat. Neither is the zombie that just stabbed you with a shovel for the same reason. But you know what absolutely is a real threat? The bat that just flew into the window- Scariest shit ever.

It’s the primary reason they remain so secluded and have so many flowers and water features, basically things to keep the stress levels low. Vexes remain ever-present in the woodwork attempting to mitigate the chances of an evoker falling out the third story window or getting flattened by a bookshelf because someone stepped off of the carpet in the hallway and the floor creaked a little too loud.

I love these guys and their dark arts stuff but I don’t think people play around with the fact that they are one of the most accident-prone mobs in the game nearly enough. Minecraft equivalent of a startled bird flying straight up and hitting the ceiling too hard. They’re so stupid and they’re perfect. <3