#and then out of nowhere...

[kestrelsandcentipedes]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Damian giving people the nastiest reads ever for no reason at all, is so fucking funny. He's just that friend that takes it to far...

Bruce: This case at Wayne orphanage–

Damian: You know, it's disconcerting you own a building full of potential back-up Robins

Bruce:...

Stephanie: Union makes strength, Damian, we are better together

Damian: Is that why you and Tim are breaking up?

Tim:...

Bruce: I'd like you to have friends you have more in common with than killing

Damian: We have more in common than that, we all have poor relationships with our fathers too

Dick: I've been doing high-wire acts all my life, I'm the fastest in the air

Damian: You sure you're not scared of heights, Ric?

Dick: That's just mean...

Bruce: You are acting like a 10 year old heartless brat

Damian: And you were easier to look up to when you weren't around

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Temperance needs to pay child support.

Follow-up

[kooldewd123]

i saw a sub/dub comparison of this scene on youtube years ago and it has refused to leave my mind ever since so i'm recreating it here since i can't find the original video anymore

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

PnF Spirit Week 1: May 26th - Parental Units

Heinz and Charlene may have their share of troubles as a divorced couple, but no one can deny that they are good parents to Vanessa. A little bit overprotective at times, but what can one do, when their precious only child had entered puberty a bit too early for their comfort.

[polari]

alternative white boy with a japanese name how you vex me. your puritan ancestors were walking around named shit like kill-sin and posthumus and onesiphorus and dust. you could have named yourself hate-evil. there's record of a person named persecution by trial in 1619 i mean you look at these records they were having a blast. and you could have been the one to bring these names out of the shadows of obscurity but you didnt want it did you daisuke

[stealingpotatoes]

i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told

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[marciliedonato]

The Elvis parody account got me saying 'WOAH MAMA!' to everything and it's both the best and worst thing that's happened to me lately... Woah mama

[minyard-05]

love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"

[dappermouth]

and—wait!! the mortifying ordeal of being known has just entered the ring!! OHHHH IT'S THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[unopenablebox]

i was reading about the archaeological evidence of bronze age european cultures on wikipedia, as you do, and came across the article on early bronze age stone wrist-guards. these are rectangular-ish pieces of stone with variable numbers of holes and shaping which were found mainly in burial sites at hand/wrist level of bronze age bodies. for the entire time the wikipedia article has existed, it's included this image:

this is showing how you would wear such a thing to serve as an archery guard. however, the article has also for at least a decade included content mainly on a set of research papers that instead argue that the shaping and location of the guards make it unlikely to have been used as an arm guard and may instead have been decorative/a status marker. nonetheless the image, now apparently inaccurate, has stood, either because no one cared to replace it or no alternatives were available. the talk page shows no signs of any interest in this problem.

finally, last year, one brave soul had had enough. they were going to Fix this wikipedia page. no longer would we labor under the yoke of an image that disagrees with the content of the article it was attached to. so they fixed the page in what is obviously the most natural, reasonable, context-appropriate manner:

Problem Solved.

[hoshioyoo]

in which crowley tries to convince himself that all is not yet lost, because underneath it all, he is an optimist…

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

The stewards of the old world are always keen to give you a glimpse of their might... According to legend, the ancients built specialized chambers to seal away false prophets.

The Arcane is waking up.

[purrplpng]

what if beasts were forced to watch over ancients since they first got their soul jam

the last one is based on this scene btw

[demaparbat-hp]

The Perfect Prince