#and then you make him teehee himbo in hell

[cheeseknives]

If you can't come up with names for your fantasy characters, just look up the controlled drugs list on UK government's site:

[chaoticspeedrun]

saw ur recent post and thought

lets all stereotype the tmnt simps like they’re animals at a zoo together chaotic

[insert funny picture of us staring at the funny ppl in the cage with their desired turtles (i lowkey couldnt find a meme that would suite this 😠😠😠)]

raph simps ; either fiesty gremlins who’ll bite ur toes off if you go near them and spray them with water or sweet little souls who’ll tuck you in bed and give you forehead kisses. both simp types aren’t rare and are commonly found together as a pair, explaining their view on the himbo buff boy raph and how they can either “fix him” or “make him worse”.

leo simps ; traumatized beings, it doesnt matter if you’re a cocky and mean in a loving way or a i’ll do anything you say because you’re so great kind of leo simp, you’re traumatized in some sense, whether it be through fiction or real life. you guys lowkey ENJOYED giving ur oc’s or self inserts loads of angst when it came to the future and movie. man, you guys have so much love for this one turtle his ego is literally thru the roof.

donnie simps ; a true simp. let me guess— you like nerdy men who are also queer as hell, who is also straight as hell at the same time, who is also the type of man you’d expect him to do nice things for you to only throw you under the bus. listen up you simps, i understand that the few of you “down down bad” simps are into that and might sans fangirl your way into this— but let me explain and introduce you into the “ilovehimsomuchiwoulddieforhimandhisbigforehead” simps. you’d be an awesome duo trust.

mikey simps ; now i KNOW you guys got something beneath those precious and fluffy oc and self insert moments. there has gotta be SOME SORT OF EVIL ANGST AND TWISTY MOMENT YOU GOT GOING ON— much more worse than the leo trauma, FARTHER WORSE— teehee you guys got such a cute puppylove selfship going on teehee 😊😊WELL WHABAM!! the moment mikey gets his mystic powers n angsty moment in the movie out comes the freaking angst beast and comfort waves following behind it >:))))

— 🖼️🗝️ (guess whooo 🙃🙃🙃)

Not me looking at the way you signed and going "Who's Keyframe?" I AM HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME FIGURING THIS ONE OUT.

Also, I love psychoanalyzing people💖

In my opinion, from what I have seen at least, most Raph simps I've interacted with are like really sweet and anxious people that REALLY NEED A HUG just like my boy Raph.

The Leo simps, as I said earlier, enjoy bullying him so much- and with that I mean, they're most times the kind of people that tease or bully their crush, but they care so much about him and love adding so much depth to his character.

The Donnie simps I know can't drop the color purple for ONE DANG SECOND, the color is everywhere all the time all at once, they seem very curious and are some of the ones that I see the most active in the fandom.

And Mikey simps are freaking wild, one minute they're the sweetest and the next they're jumping around the walls and scaring you, I love those.

*Sips on coffee, staring at the cages*

Ah yes, what a wonderful and interesting set of specimens.

[lily-alphonse]

Since you've mentioned it -- what's your take on Halex? They somehow simultaneously make sense and don't make sense to me. Maybe this is what makes them a good ship. I was wondering what are your ideas about their dynamics? :)

Y'all are enabling the hell out of me istg lmao

Pretty sure this is in reference to this post where I mention having a Halex agenda. I have posted about them before but it was a few months ago.

Okay so picture this. Haley has a bit of a reputation as dumb and mean.

She is actually smart, but refuses to try to understand things that she sees as irrelevant to her or boring. So she won't pay attention in math class but she will be able to estimate the total cost of a dress with tax minus the sale discount all in her head.

She is a genius at Instagram, getting a decent following pretty quickly.

She is good at reading people, and has no patience for anyone who isn't straight to the point or clear in their intentions. Which is part of why she likes Alex so much, because he's got about as much depth to him as a kiddie pool, and needs protecting.

She also understands how he sees the world more simply because she kind of has a foot in that world too with how "dumb" she is about certain things (but again, just not caring to put the effort in to learn).

Alex is a sweet himbo and has major fucking heart-eyes for his girl. (This version of him has already had his feminist awakening where he unlearns the misogyny instilled in him by his upbringing)

He doesn't talk much because he's used to people seeing him differently when they realize he's got nothing interesting to say. He's also used to being shamed for asking questions, especially with the history of child abuse. He is extremely polite because of that too. Everyone is Sir or Ma'am.

But you know who he does talk to? Haley. Because they have enough trust and openness that he knows she will tell him if he is boring her. But, she never does because she has an incredible soft spot for him. She will listen to him talk about gridball all day just to watch his lips move, his cheeks dimple when he smiles.

His girl is high maintenance and he is a PROUD maintenance man. He opens every door, carries every bag, takes pictures of her on the beach for hours for her Instagram.

I like to picture them as having a major size difference, like Alex is 6'1 and Haley is 5'2. But Haley always wears huge heels to appear average height and she absolutely commands a room with her big attitude and her even bigger man behind her teehee. She calls him baby and he calls her baby, my girl, or Sunflower (thanks to @wrightingdungeon for that one)

Send me any Stardew Valley rarepair and I will tell you how I would make them work! (Even non-marriage npcs) If youre lucky you may get a mini fic out of it. Check the list below to see if Ive already answered yours

Rarepair Masterlist

[krypticcafe]

Asked by @sleepyendymion

Of course!!

OP you have no idea what you've done by enabling me to ramble I'm stimming so much, literally such an honor I'm so flattered omg

To start off with the basics, Hound is currently a Sergent of Task Force 141, after being transferred numerous times through various forces and even KorTac and SpecGru ops. At a certain point, they were a combat medic and a captain as well. I'm not gonna get too deep into their whole journey because spoilers for a future work of mine, but I can say that their backstory is not a happy one, and falls into the sort of "dark past" trope.

In terms of looks, nobody's seen their full face thanks to how they constantly wear a visor, a balaclava, a trapper hat, and their iconic, painted, muzzle-like mask. Their scarf also doubles as a hood and mask sometimes. Most find them intimidating at first sight, especially after reading their (heavily censored) file, seeing how damn big they are, and hearing all the rumors that float around.

It doesn't help either when they can initially come off as blunt, distant, and on the verge of being a extremely well-trained or horribly rabid dog. Nor the fact that they have deep-rooted issues pertaining to their identity. Though, over time, they'll grow to be warmer, even humorous and friendly at times.

Extra:

Hound goes by they/he/any pronouns. They haven't labeled themselves, don't really care about what people perceive them as or the gender of their partner, and they are perfectly comfortable having multiple partners.

I have no idea what their sex is but they've had plenty :] (probably amab?)

He is a big boy at 6'8-9" (204-205cm) and built to look either jacked when he flexes or a wall of soft, relaxed muscle that borderlines chub.

They're multilingual, knowing a handful of languages and having a hint of an accent at times.

He's probably around the same age as Ghost or Soap (mid-late 20s to early 30s?).

Neurodivergent as hell, we're talkin' social anxiety, ADHD, maybe even autism, who knows because this dumbass refuses to see a proper therapist.

He's so emotionally dense, like he's the epitome of 'thembo/himbo'. Sometimes he'll seem wise only to later make you wonder how are they even coping with themselves.

Their first callsign was actually Mutt, Hound was only a more "recent" development for them, post joining the 141.

Small doodle for now since I'm saving the big stuff for later on<3

That's it for now! Again, I don't wanna dip into spoiler territory because I am considering making a series for them (feel free to ask about that teehee-). Also, if any of you are interested in x reader fics with him, send as many as you like!

[yakumtsaki]

I’m gonna be real with you guys, this college run might be the thing that finally does me in. God knows we’ve had college affairs before, but at least there was some build-up to them, whereas now it’s the second day and we have Wilfred waiting for Eliza to be done cheating on Reginald outside of Sophito’s room..

..only for Sophito to come out too..

..AND CREATE AN INFINITE CHEATING ON REGINALD LOOP. GOOD LORD @ EVERYONE INVOLVED

It’s SO EARLY IN THIS RUN that it’s really hard to psychologize the sims in this love rectangle (other than Sophito who is well-established as loving to cuck his relatives) but what I’m getting is Eliza definitely still considers Reginald her #1 because she does reject interactions that would cause her to be caught cheating-

-and that Sophito’s GOT IT BAD. So what happened here is Eliza was fooling around with Wilfred, Sophito came over, Eliza started fooling around with HIM, rejected Wilfred, and then SOPHITO FELL ONE-SIDEDLY IN LOVE WITH HER. Sophito bro, truly, I only have a single question for you:

Seriously, what is the point of having that HORRIBLE LTW if you’re gonna be having some tragic, doomed affair the entire time??? How many storylines am I expected to juggle???  

-Worry not, for unlike Sophito I am a simple man! 

-I’ll just channel my broken heart into violence towards Claire, whom I also have a crush on! 

Ya I’m not touching that shit between you two freaks with a 10-foot pole, just keep beating each other up.

So Eliza went upstairs, banged Sophito again- 

-and then immediately rolled the want to go on a date with Reginald. BRO. Eliza seriously, do you mind explaining to us what the fuck it is you’re doing?

-Certainly!

Ok good.

-Reginald and I are a perfect future power couple. We’re so meant to be together we even look like siblings.

True and gross.

-Sophito is a dirtbag himbo with no ambition, content to waste his mental gifts on being a hoe. 

Right, sure, brutal summary of Sophito, go on. 

-Well it’s only logical that one wifes the former and bangs the latter. 

Ok ya, but that’s my question, why can’t you just bang Reginald, why do you HAVE to endanger your future sociopathic marriage by banging Sophito too?

-Sophito cute❤️

THAT’S IT??? That’s your entire reasoning? I thought there was something deeper going on here.

-There’s not. 

Ok then, great? I guess? God I don’t even know anymore, moving on.

Thankfully I can always count on JuJu to cheer me up! They’re having a great time..

..Julian is super into Gunther’s Fist Woohoo Dormie aka Stacy..

..and June’s little sisters keep calling to talk to her, AWWW. Thank you, Daniel, for giving me some wholesome members of this family.

I decided to expedite our moving into the Greek House so I can have an easier time keeping an eye on everyone. You might remember we normally stay our entire freshman year in the dorms, and this time we didn’t even make it a full semester, iconic. We invite over our placeholder llama member to pledge, and I decided to start on hard mode aka Sugar.

-You HAVE to let me in, it’s an emergency! I get no screen time in the dorms because I’m not having a torrid affair! Not for lack of trying, mind you!

-YAWN. Sorry kid, but being a placeholder Greek House member is the gig of a lifetime, I can’t just let anyone in just because their last name is Union🦙

-But it’s the Union Greek House!

-Oh, trying to play the nepotism card, brat?? It will never work on me, I’m incorruptible!🦙

-Teehee! Oh please, please join the Union Greek House, Sophito!🦙

-_____- 

Ok Soph this is getting too fucked up even for me, what in the llama harem hell.

NO. NO. STAY AWAY FROM OUR SPAWN, BLUE MEATBALLS

As Wilfred hangs out with the llama we discover that Eliza and Sophito have banged multiple times without ever making out?? GROSS

Guys seriously I have no idea what’s going on with these two, the next day Sophito rejected her woohoo even though he’s in love with her?? 

-I’m sorry Eliza but this degenerate affair can’t go on like this! You need to choose, me or Reginald! -Ok, I choose Reginald. -Ok, I’ll still bang you.

-Hi yes, we all made it into the Greek House our ancestors founded that we weren’t automatically members of for some reason. Boy do you losers have a lawsuit coming for making us socialize with a furry.

Who are we gonna sue, Eliza, ourselves?!

Alright, the llama is out and we’re in! Hopefully now I will have an easier time controlling you assholes.  

-You bang all my relatives but not me?? -And none for Sugar Union, bye!

[edgymarsaline]

So. Return of Covid Dropped.

You know what time it is.

I am starting this off with saying them starting with a young sequence was fucking rude and uncalled for. Fucking rude as hell. Not funny it hurt my feelings DID U SEE LIL CRAIG THO SOBBING MY LITTLE MAN HE GOES

Not surprised Butters was fucking Chaos but can we talk about his design and how nothing changed QT L LMFAO like girl you looking the same as fuck. And also NFT BUTTERS LMAO NFBXBSNXNX it makes so much sense it hurts. Also I heard that little Butters calling Kenny Ken. I see you matt and trey I see you

WAS TAHT KEVIN KEVIN STOLEY BECAYSE I HOPE IT WAS LMAO

I get Clyde is expendable side character but they did him super dirty. He wasn't at the reunion either which was really not deserved like cmon he's just s himbo

Kyle x Tolen :3c

Personally this episode made Stan more likeable. Like 100% more. It was deserved im glad he got better and also i loved the moments in the car where he yelled at Kyle LMFAO TEEHEE

The moment when they blackmailed Heather as adults amd Stan said sweetpea that was so good

I loved alot of things about future cartman tbh. I hate how fucking it ended for him though ? Like hate Cartman all you want but he deserved something more like being stuck in a loveless marriage or being poor. Like he did really change for the better and he was only being an asshole because Kyle was trying to ruin his happy end and he sacrificed it for his friends in the end like cmon.

And best for last of course

They're canon each timeline and the moment when Craig gets knocked out and Tweeks scream- iconic- but also canon. I stay winning.

Good special.

[selfstimmer]

what r some of ur jjba lgbt hcs, if u have any? :0 — @cringyalienships

HELLO I HAVE SO MANY TYSM FOR ASKING all of the dark haired jojos are bi and the blondes are gay no i do not take constructive criticism/lh

part one

like i said, jonathan is bi

dio is (canonically) bi

speedwagon is gay as hell and trans

erina is just very sapphic she cannot change it

will is straight get well soon will/j

part two

joseph is CERTAINLY a trans and bi polyam legend

lisa lisa is an ace lesbian

ceaser is achillean!! i feel like because of family faith or background he’d be very touchy w his sexuality but knows he likes men

the pillarmen are all aroagender and gay i dont make the rules i simply enforce them/lh

part three

as stated b4 jotaro kujo is bi and probably also on the acespec

kakyoin is a demiguy and gay

avdol is demisexual and gay

polnareff more like PANnareff heehee hoohoo this himbo is genderblind he will flirt w anyone

joseph is still a trans bi polyam legend dw

iggy bi❤️/hj

HOLY KUJO IS A SAPPHIC LOOK AT HER

dio is stiiiill bi canonically

part four

josuke is questioning a lot but he eventually settles on bi because....everyone pretty

okuyasu doesnt even KNOW but i hc him as bi

pan koichi and yukako supremacy

rohan is aroace hear me out

mr villain man himself is gay

part five

giorno giovanna is, as stated beforegay asf and a nonbinary man

narancia ghirga is bi WRECK LOOK AT HIM

fugo and abbachio are both just gay asf and with idiots

bruno is trans and abro....he doesnt rlly know but man good

trish is a bi girl whos VERY sapphic

OMNIROMO DEMISEXUAL MISTA SUPREMACY

doppio and diavolo are both gay

LOOK AT LA SQUADRA THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THEM ARE STRAIGHT?????

risotto is bi, melone is a genderqueer pan trans guy, ghiaccio is trans and gay, illuso and formaggio are both omni, pesci is pan, and proscuitto is trans and achillean

sorbet and gelato are ALIVE and happily married amazing

part six

AS STATED jolyne is definitely bi

ermes is trans and a butch lesbian

foo fighters is an enby lesbian YEAAAAaah

anasui is a genderfluid bi trans guy whos also demisexual ok

weather report is pan and trans fuck it up weather report

pucci is also pan and trans it runs in the family

part seven

AGAIN johnny joestar is gay as hell LOOK AT HIM also trans icon

gyro zeppeli is pan and gender apathetic

diego brando trans and canon bi (hes just the alternate reality dio so)

HP IS A GENDERFLUID ENBY I STAND BY THAT also bi teehee

lucy is a sapphic oc

funny valentine is trans and probably straight *cough* comphet *cough*

sandman is a SOLID triple a i adore him

part eight

gappy is bi oc and trans

yasuho is also trans and bi because i said so

joshu is straight......you get well soon, too, joshu/j

OK thats all!!! i have smaller MOGAI and neopronoun ones too but i stuck w just lgbtq like u said this time- i hope u like!!!