#coffee with kryptid

[krypticcafe]

Dear Call of Duty Fandom,

Where the fuck are all the Shadow Company x Readers? And no I'm not talking Graves x Reader, or Velikan x Reader. I'm talkin about Shadows.

You're telling me you don't wanna get railed/rail a whole group of them?? Or at least be their emotional support because god knows Graves makes them go through a lot??? You're telling me you're looking at them and not going, "I can take all of em, and not in a fight"???

Me personally? I need to spoil the shit outta them, treat them if they had a good mission or a bad one, kisses and hugs, a bunch of praise, have them sit in my lap while I fill out paperwork. I just know they're so obedient and disciplined. I'll learn all their names if I have to, idgaf they are ALL my babygirls.

fuck now I really wanna write some fluffy and horny ass blurbs on them...

[kkeyart]

Look at this spooky b!tch

I was thoroughly convinced she was going to butcher my camp if I didn't find her soon enough. And then I played the Dark Urge and she became even more compelling as a character! Ugh - I'm just in love with the crazy women Maggie Robertson voices, I guess 🩸🖤

Procreate - 5hr 40min

If you like my art and wanna support a fellow Kryptid please consider giving me a coffee at www.ko-fi.com/k_key0

[avnakin]

rule: tag 8 people you’d like to get to know better.

i was tagged by @padawanlost thank you!!

favourite colours: all shades of blue, black, orange

last song I listened to: noisecream - legion

favourite musician: so many like pink floyd, novo amor, haux and many more

last movie I watched: call me by your name

last tv show I watched:  shameless (season 11)

favourite character: anakin skywalker, arthur morgan, ciri

sweet, spicy or savoury? sweet

sparkling water, tea or coffee? green tea baby

pets: don’t have one

tagging: @child-of-the-fairy-folk @k-the-kryptid @feanor @jane-ways @luthien @morifiinwe @bo-katan @aowyn

[feanor]

thank u @maitimcs for tagging me!!

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better or catch up with, then answer these questions.

three ships: fëanor/nerdanel (silm), wangxian (mdzs/cql) and tyelkoromë (silm)

last song: up by thomas rhett

currently craving: coffee

last movie: bloodshot (2020)

currently reading: circe by madeleine miller, cinderella is dead by kalynn bayron and hizbu’llah: politics & religion by amal saad-ghorayeb

tagging @fingolfino @morifiinwe @meredithsdardenne @avnakin @k-the-kryptid @child-of-the-fairy-folk @my-first-name-is-agent @himrings (oh my god mayim i was trying so hard to think of my friends i cant believe i didnt remember u im so sorry) and whoever else wants to sjsjsjs (no obligations to anyone who was tagged!!)

[konrankonton]

i was tagged by @k-the-kryptid and i was very bored

Rules: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better

Name: Aslı

Nickname: Depends tbh, bcz ppl cant pronounce my name i go by Ashly, my bff calls me Sifu Hot Man

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Height: 1.58 meters (5’1”?? 5’2” how you heathens measure stuff is beyond me fjdjjf)

Language(s): Turkish, English, a little German, VERY little Spanish

Nationality: Turk

Favorite Season: Winter

Favorite Flower: they make me sneeze i dont like them SJFJDK (but orchids probably)

Favorite scent: Lavender

Favorite colour: YeLlOw (fight me)

Favorite animal: this one is so hard wtf how am i to choose they are all so beautiful except bugs bcz they come from the seenth circle of hell (cats and foxes)

Favorite Fictional Character(s): 2B and 9S (also fanon batfam fuck canon)

Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: Hot Chocolate all the way man!!

Average Sleep Hours: what is sleep?

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: i dont do blankets? I have a duvet which i refuse to part with even during summers and i sleep with 3 pillows

Dream Trip: Athens and like generally the temples of gods long past

Blog Established: oof chief idk like in 2013? maybe? 2012?

Followers: 272

Random Fact: When i was in sixth grade i was too ticklish and my friends always tickled me and i HATED it so one day i decided not to be ticklish anymore and to tis day i cant be tickled even if i want to.

i dont tag ppl anymore bcz i am on mobile and tumblr hates me so if you see this and you are following me do this plz thankyuu,,,

[cynicalinstrumentalist]

Got tagged by @mirandatam , and that is a lot of followers to tag :L

rules- answer the questions and tag 20 followers

Name: Kay D. Nickname: Sparkles, K., Kazamieras, VoG Zodiac sign: Taurus Height: 5′7″ and a wee bit over Orientation: Demi, Pansexual Nationality:  Fullblooded Korean through and through Favorite fruit: Cherries? Maybe Mangos Favorite season: Winter for god damn sure Favorite book: Huh. Hm. The Martian is up there, as is anything Lovecraft. I’ll always have a fondness for the Warrior Cats, and Animorphs, as well as Rothfuss' Valve-esqe book releases. Favorite flower: Not sure actually, I’m not really a flower person? I am racially obligated to say that I like the Mugunghwa, and it is very pretty anyways so that’s a plus c: Favorite scent: This involves a favourite activity, but unboxing things. Whether the unboxed items are new or old, just the smell of the activity of taking things out of their boxes to be sorted in a place anew is wonderful Favorite color:  Very muted shades of Celeste, royal purple, and dark silvers. Favorite animal: CAT. And weasels, they’re pretty adorable. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Coffee dark and strong, or my tea green. Average hours of sleep:  Meh. Better than last year, but I’m still rocking around 4-ish. Cat or dog: Cats. Favorite fictional character: Uhm. Hm. I’m not actually sure? Too many characters from too many things. Probably The Outsider from Dishonored, because I aspire to be that goth and gay one day, if only temporarily Number of blankets you sleep with: A comforter, which I inevitably toss off about an hour into sleeping. ‘s fine though? I get too hot during most nights anyways. Dream trip: Back to Korea sometime, when I can go without being drafted immediately as I try to leave the country :p Blog created: About four years ago, Jul 2013 Number of followers: 324, of which I judiciously and ruthlessly cull the bots as I can find them.

I tag... @heir-of-puns @cakeybees @petrich0rdia @kryptid @etherealcatastrophe @absentcacophony @justopolis-city @lovelylilacdream @one-thousand-wordsworth  @milaek @magicdoll99 @all-the-ships-all-of-them @flyingchinesehats @pandassiin @bluelips-rainbowveins @clitclip @landofstressandscience @itsmeciarahere @poplitealqueen (double it up, Poppy) @wishmaker7

That’s 20. I think that’s 20? Bah, good enough :P

[krypticcafe]

if I see another person mistake Keegan P. Russ as a Modern Warfare timeline character I swear I'm going to lose it PUT SOME RESPECT ON COD: GHOSTS NAME!! AND REALIZE THAT THE WALKER BROTHERS AND KICK ARE RIGHT!!! THERE!!!

[krypticcafe]

How do you feel about CoD boys in a monster au? Whether they’re the monster or their s/o is the monster, I just think it would be neat. I’m partial towards werewolves but honestly I love anything that goes bump in the night. I LOVE the idea of a monster being afraid of hurting their partner but their partner knows that they could never hurt them. If you’re open to monster requests, I have so many ideas. Just… monsters, man

oooo are we spitballing bc I love throwing around ideas!!

I absolutely love monster AUs, one of my faves is @/bluegiragi's and I'm sure you all know that iconic one. I'm totally open to monster/hybrid requests, and a detailed list of what other things I write can be found in the cafe's Customer Service Policy aka rules :]

And monster-related plots? I'm a sucker for that shit, need more of that and monster!reader.

If I were to make a Monster Hybrid AU with my own specific ideas though, hmm...

Powerful and stoic, Price would make a great minotaur (lower half of a bull). Sure, maybe his back isn't what it used to be, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have the strength to send you back to your maker. Every step he takes on base acknowledges his presence, a posture that demands respect from its witnesses. The horns on his head aren't something to mess with either, though it takes him ages to scrape out the dried blood from the cracks and tailor his bucket hats.

On the other hand, the canine hybrid for Soap is oddly charming. Similarly to a werewolf, he would have the senses of one, but as a just hybrid, he's unable to fully transform. Instead, he's equipped with features like ears, tail, fangs, some fur on his arms and legs, and a longer tongue. I can see him being a border collie, the Scottish sheepdog just makes sense. But a kelpie/merfolk would also work with his callsign. Soap, a mischievous water spirit known for "cleaning out" rooms of enemies? A body with slick scales, gills, and a frilled mohawk when in monster form? Yeah, I can definitely see that.

For someone with a Queen's honor, a phoenix feels right for Gaz. Bright and burning wings and tail—a light that feels regal and elegant, yet so youthful and lively at the same time. With him in the sky, you're guaranteed to be safe under his watch. Or maybe a cervitaur with those doe eyes of his, gorgeous as ever. Yet equipped with a kick that's sure to shatter the ribs of those who mock him for being just a faun with a pretty face.

Undeniably, with such a specific callsign, Ghost can't be anything other than a wraith. Maybe mix in a bit of demonic blood, soul-eater tendencies, or even marks of an incubus for a little extra kick. His scars look more like shadowy cracks in his skin, smoke pours from the concerningly realistic skull he wears, he looks more like a reaper than a spirit. Regardless, this man is a shadowy phantom that provokes the fear of gods in whoever he sets his target as.

Roach, sure maybe his energy is fitting of a satyr or something more fitting and urban for our token American, like a roach version of Mothman. Bug wings and scales similar to the structure of an exoskeleton, But Roach came to be for being nearly indestructible, like the bug. In fact, it would be more accurate to call Roach, Roaches, as a bogeyman with a human body that can crumble into a swarm of those insects would explain why gunshots and explosions can hardly stop him.

Like Ghost, we can't deny who Hound is, either. Werewolf. Anything less would be criminal. For fun, mix it in with a bit of hellhound hybrid biology, so that he has to either go as a full hellhound or a human with hellhound features. Eyes that burn like Tartarus and a fanged snarl that even Cerberus would shudder at. Maybe even make him in charge of a hellhound K-9 unit, forced to face the very thing he fears.

As for the Reader? Well, that's up to you. Personally, I'm a little fond of shapeshifters. Might need to draw some of these ideas sometime...

Ah well, just some thoughts I had. Any other spitballs you guys have?

[krypticcafe]

CoD Ghosts is on sale on Playstation, just thought I should let you besties know ✌️

Keegan P. Russ you better watch out, mister. There is NO stopping babygirlification.

[krypticcafe]

"I don't label my x reader because a majority of readers are female!"

That is... the saddest excuse I've ever heard in my life.

[krypticcafe]

proud to say i've been a könig stan since ao3 only had less than 6 pages of fanfiction in the könig/reader tags 💪💪💪

[krypticcafe]

man I just logged onto COD for the first time ages and I just looked at the operators for ages I feel like a slut-

so anyways that new horangi skin?? His pretty eyes?? His tattoos?? also, NEW BBYGIRL ALERT!!! I just read nikto's backstory and yeah now I know why I've seen so much love and art of him on twt<3

[krypticcafe]

i <3333 your work but why do you put sm text before the fic?? feels a lil clunky idk

y... you mean the info??? the list of characters??? the warnings??? author's note- summary??????? my bad op, sorry for idk, informing people?????

[krypticcafe]

Here, have a wittle kwith to one of my favourite tumblr writers!💛

*blubbering sputtering incomprehensible cryptid noises*

[krypticcafe]

are you alive? I'm a new follower so I don't know if it's normal for you to be inactive for so long

anon you came at like the right time tbh, I'm back on my bs again<33

but ty for following!! always happy to have new customers :]

as for the absence, yeah no it was mostly bc I needed a bit of a break. I mean I lurked on tumblr to read and like posts, but not really to make content. In the time of when I last posted and now, I've:

Graduated highschool yippeee

Moved like 400mi (~644km) away from home for uni and live in pretty much a coastal forest mountain isolated from society :')

Took a trip outta the country for two weeks woooo

Played MWIII and don't buy it, just buy all the other MW games except this, it's really not worth it, unless it's priced less than $30 at MOST

Tried roleplaying again and looking for cod fans/cod oc creators to be friends with... was severely disappointed.

And a whole bunch of other things with varying risks to my lifespan

But your boy is back!! Gonna have to filter through all the old requests and maybe open some new ones, but nothing's gonna stop this babygirlification train!!!

[krypticcafe]

what’s the königxreader fic you talking about where reader kidnaps him?

Context, anon is referencing this mini ramble I had (and have apparently deleted w/o remembering??) about how I enjoy dark fiction from a purely psychological and analytical level rather than romanticism.

I mentioned reading a könig/reader fic where m!reader kidnaps könig, it read like a short psychological thriller movie for a bit. Kinda reminded me of the icks I got from moments in Saltburn (which was a pretty good movie).

The last chapter I ever read from it was smut and I don't exactly know if I should be spreading content I don't fully endorse so I'll only drop the title under all the discussion I have on it below since I think it's important to keep what I'm saying in mind.

It's a fic that mildly glorifies its themes, and I have since dropped it in all honesty. It's like when you consume the fictional depiction of something bad for entertainment but there comes a point where you're like "Okay how much can I emotionally/mentally profit from this without supporting what it actually stands for". Because I mean like, I write about military people and fictional killers but I don't actually like the military, and real-life killers are fucking disgusting, like that stuff is really obvious. But this fic kinda blurs the lines, you know what I mean?? So yeah I just kinda stopped.

Slight TW for mentions of abuse, obsession, and I will be discussing one of the overarching themes of the fic vaguely.

Frankly, the only reason I read it in the first place was because of how I was fascinated at how fucked up of a character the reader was, reading off more like a psychological thriller antagonist working off of his delusions. I loved the metaphors of the relationship dynamic being that of a dog and its owner, how deeply disturbing it was to see the reader using this to justify his every action. It reminded me of Makima, from Chainsaw Man and Oliver from Saltburn because (SPOILERS - skip the next paragraph to avoid)

—Makima groomed Denji, she is the control devil, and her relationship with Denji is that of a dog and its owner as well. Yet what makes her different is that she is an obvious villain in the end, it's the whole point of the end of the first part. Same can be said with Oliver, he's not a good person either and Saltburn emphasizes the theme is how romantic obsession can consume a person. Manipulation and twisted power dynamics are what they share with the story.

I mean the fic itself was like a car crash you can't help but to look at. The mental deterioration of both characters was well written, except,

well I mean I can't forget that this is a fic romanticizing abuse and not a fictional case study exploring the horrors of romantic obsession and the human mind, that it's a twisted romance and not a twisted thriller. And especially after the smut chapter, yeah no I'm good from there.

If you stumble across the fic Puppy for Adoption, I guess read it with caution? I have to give props to the quality of the writing, moments had me turning my nose yet wondering what was in store for these characters. But I can't quite recommend supporting it with how its writing intentions are kinda morally blurred.