#and then... well this!
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solplease · 3 months ago
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disconnect
tried somethin new
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teaboot · 3 months ago
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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
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schrodingersbobbynash · 5 months ago
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id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."
hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.
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shamebats · 6 months ago
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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thecrowfinder · 3 months ago
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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
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tio-trile · 2 months ago
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Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror
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emolgana · 4 months ago
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drumlincountry · 4 months ago
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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
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wishfulsketching · 7 months ago
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
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monstermonger · 2 months ago
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~3 months traveling in my wife’s home-country -> 100 journal pages
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captainobviois · 4 months ago
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Training my parents to be funnier
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pangur-and-grim · 5 months ago
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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
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letoscrawls · 28 days ago
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comments under any httyd movie content be like "HEY disney take notes, this is how you do a live action!!!" how about no one does any live action ever again
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eepykeepy · 4 months ago
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true story
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spitvalve · 1 month ago
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this scene was funny as fuck in my head
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