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DP x Criminal Minds
Danny, Sam, and Tucker (and/or others) were in another city, lost in a suburb. They took the wrong bus while shopping and ended up in suburban-hell.
Danny stops walking, while Sam and Tucker continue on for a few steps. Noticing Danny lagging behind, Tucker turns to him and sees Danny reacting to something.
Tucker: Hey, Danny, what's wrong?
Danny is staring with a look of horror and anger at another copy-paste suburban-hell house.
Danny: We gotta call the police, the guy who lives here is a serial killer. There are so many shades here, all ranting about the guy.
Sam&Tucker: *WTF faces*
Danny: Oh, actually, the FBI, Cinthia, here is telling me the FBI: BAU is here tracking this guy.
#DpxCriminal Minds#my personal maladaptive day dream gave me this crossover idea#I started going down the rabbit hole with this thought#and while not all here#in my brain it's a party#Just think of the “anonymous” tip they call in#either the BAU team gets to talk to them or after on a recording#Like just think about this long long “Tip” call#Some guy claiming to speak to the dead is talking to the victims and asking questions and answering everything correctly#danny getting sidetracked#the trio asks questions of their own#and start getting ready to pummel the guy before the FBI show up#I haven't watched Criminal Minds in a while so I can't write them#but in my brain I can imagine it how I want#Danny phantom#criminal minds
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉
#art#twisted wonderland#twst 5th anniversary#i'll stop for a while now i promise i just wanted to get this out#genuinely feels a bit weird to be 5 years in already huh!#that combined with having finally finished up episode 7...#oh no all the milestones hit at once help#hold on while i reminisce for a moment#because MAN i did not expect the anime disney boy game to become so special to me#(especially my little wet rat dragon and his family)#to be fair 2020 onward was uhhh let's say prime timing for a piece of silly and unapologetically indulgent media#(not to get too real here or anything but let's just say that. some of the stuff in 7 specifically did hit a bit harder than it should've.)#but also just. you know how it goes.#sometimes a thing doesn't so much speak to you as it reaches out and grabs you by the throat#with an intensity that shocks and bewilders no one more than you#and sure you can ignore it because having any emotions about media beyond faint scorn is of course the epitome of ~cringe~#but you could also just throw yourself wholeheartedly into it#and lemme tell you one of those options is a hell of a lot more fun#idk i'm just kinda rambling here#it's been a weird five years but i'm glad to have had these guys for it#and hey if nothing else it gave us meleanor#the inside of my brain at any given point is just the 'do it for her' meme covered in pictures of our late great dragon princess#i would not have it any other way
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Jason: Y'know, I was actually a ghost for a while before I was revived
Dick: *eye twitching* Is that so?
Jason: *smirking* Yeah.
Dick: That's so- interesting! I'll be right back! *slams the bathroom door in his face*
Dick, whisper screaming into his phone: LESLIE, I DON'T NEED THE ANTIPSYCHOTICS, I WASN'T HALLUCINATING JASON THAT WAS GENUINELY JUST HIS GHOST-
Jason, who only ever haunted Dick a couple days because he realized that Dick didn't seem to care about his death and thought Dick was only upset because Jason might've seen something embarrassing about him as a ghost: ?!?!?
#dick grayson#dick and jason#jason and dick#dc#red hood#nightwing#dcu#I find the idea that Jason was a ghost for a bit but genuinely just spent all his time as a ghost visiting places he wanted to see#while Richard Grayson over here was hallucinating to high hell#tw hallucinations#leslie thompkins#in spirit#jason todd
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walking the crt to school on a rainy sunday afternoon
#deltarune#deltarune chapter 4#deltarune spoilers#kris#susie#tenna#based off the scene implying toriel left him in the rain#do u think about how much susie was lugging this guy around all day#i love her soo so much#my art#this is kind of whatever i shortcutted a ton of the effects here#but i mostly just needed to get the image out of my head#drawn mostly while watching a friend stream ch4 last night
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the "cycle"
#i.e not a cycle at all#i think i'm always lost somewhere in the middle here while trying not to think about it at all
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sketched this out at jury duty actually
#i sat there for eight hours and wasn't called at ALL. even for selection >:(#death note#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#i don't ship them that hard tbh#i just like to cheer for classic yaoi as i'm rewatching this series#yippeeeeeee love at first sudden-death mind game ���🎉🎉#edit: omg multiple ppl have pointed out the hand (positively)...#i've been wondering why it's getting so much attention... it's probs bc i over-rendered it since i was worried it looked bad LOL#edit 2 months later: i'm glad DN is still enjoyed by so many people!! it's rly nice to see 😭#also i saw notif for a reply that started with “shipping light with L while the former is only-” but it doesn't show up under the post#so i can't read the rest... tumblr saving me from something vile truly. i assume it's about age#btw this character is a magical serial killer#like be fr LMAO i think there might be other issues here!!#the elitist morally bankrupt 17 y/o murderer with a god complex can have a little crush#as a treat <3
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Role reversal AU: Naruto as the ambassador of the shinobi nations
#naruto#naruto fanart#uzumaki naruto#naruto uzumaki#role reversal au#koko draws#this role reversal au is not just between Sakura and Sasuke's sanin teachers. Naruto and Sasuke also swap roles after the war#Sasuke becomes the Rokudaime Hokage -the Uchiha and the Senju finally united under his mandate- while Naruto wanders around#He has a lot of promises to keep and he can't do so as Hokage so he turns down the position.#the first thing he does after the war is have a long talk with Hiashi and the rest of the Hyuga clan heads#and makes sure to fulfill his old promise to Neji (who is alive in this au because what's that bs in canon?)#Neji takes after Hinata and starts to wear his headband around his neck now that he is free of the cage bird seal#after that Naruto wanders to Ame to help in every way he can#(Konan is also alive because her death was completely bs and we are ignoring canon here)#Naruto is a very powerful person and in a way his new role as ambassador transcends that of the Hokage.#He is fullfiling Jiraiya and his father’s dream of peace. He is also achieving his own childhood dream#now he is being recognized not only by Konoha but by the shinobi world in his entirety#He is the only person able to travel freely between all shinobi villages#All the doors are open for him. No matter where he goes he will be welcomed as if he were coming home.
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf fanart#MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made#seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies#she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her#seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father#Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place#finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better#WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH#listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit#would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can#the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real
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btw last week on jp twitter they were goncharov-ing a detective conan movie into existence lmao
it all started because of this twitter user pointing out that the Osaka Expo 2025 venue looks like a setting out of a detco movie (x)
then someone fixed the color, added "original work by gosho aoyama", and voila (x)
and then people just kept adding on to it, here's a few more:
they got teaser art posters (1) (2) (3)
a movie logo (x)
and a movie poster ofc (x)
btw if you were wondering wtf that weird blob creature is, it's Osaka Expo 2025's mascot:
oh yeah someone also made a whole ass movie trailer (x)
and end credits too but i can't upload 2 videos so here's the link (x)
someone even made an agasa quiz lmao (x)
someone also brainrotted so hard they managed to gather hattori, kaitou kid, amuro, and akai all in one movie (x)
anyway, we've cracked the code. we can explode any place just by adding "original work by gosho aoyama" (x) (x)
#detective conan#dcmk#kudou shinichi#edogawa conan#detco#i just wanted to share this cos it was hilarious to see go down lmfao#right before the showing of m28 too LOOOOL#i was contemplating whether or not to add the posters since it is art by people but i wanted to fully deliver how much of a community thing#this whole fake conan movie happened so i added it there but with credit#i've actually put links for all the tweets i added here so if you have a twitter account please rt and drop them a like!#im troubled by the posting of posters still esp since ive seen art reposters here for a while now so i just didnt post the art itself just#a screenshot from the account! please check them out!!!#dc prattles#also that person who brainrotted and added kaitou kid into the fray....heheheh you mustve been inside my brain heheheheh
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some ahnk moporkian bullshit (mostly moist and the truth)
#some of these are verrry old oops#i just couldnt figure out what to put them with to do a skatch dump#also i was struggling hard tying to figure out a moist design#its all very fun and games to look like any other bitch but how do i draw that#also the fit#i wanna play around with designs more#get rlly into the idea that no one normal would wear that#like its very ober the top even if you forget that its golden#and overly fancy?#also angel and wing motifs of courrrrrrse#also some of my first sketches were done while i was working on my lupin animatic assignement and so he looks very anime lmaoo#o yeah also the bursar is here hello bursar#im so delighted when i read seemingly unconnected books that have connected cameos#anyways pterry keeps trowing cool vampire characters at me and i eat it up every time#my art#art#artists on tumblr#character design#discworld#discworld fanart#moist von lipwig#adora belle dearheart#the bursar#william de worde#sacharissa cripslock#otto chriek#going postal#the truth#gnu terry pratchett
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Don't worry, they're into that.
(Want to know if this ancient sea god of destruction gets more belly paps? Or perhaps...a kiss? Find out in Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#ludovica bonnaire#luck#I feel a strong need to loudly resume my Tiger's propaganda to remind people that the comic is BACK.#It technically never left but it's here and it's still a deeply queer and delightful story set on the high seas.#There has been a lot going on behind the scenes for the creator and if you love art and comics - please consider supporting this one.#Petra works so hard to create amazing comics! And the community is so wonderful!#Join us! Join us on the high seas!#I admit to having taking a hiatus from reading for a while...I am going to make up for it as much as I can.#Sausage is so delightfully *shaped*...I too would doll them up like Ludo did.#This comic has been in my wips for ages - I still feel like I couldn't pull off what I wanted but done is better than nothing at all.#I want to yell about them so badly but I'm simply not equipped to draw the cool ancient god stuff. I'm trying....I will learn...#They are both the hot girlfriend letting the other do mad science on the other. No other way to describe it.
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We don't talk about Rumi's hand patterns enough
#while we're here let's also look at her waist#im such a sucker for sensitive patterns rumi#just think about all the implications of that sensitivity being out in the open all the time...#everyone LOCK IN!!#zoey and mira were having a feild day post cannon i can just tell#rumi kpdh#Polytrix#kpdh#hand holding done right
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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Gax: Two sides of the same cunt coin
This tomfoolery is a series! [1] [2] [3] [x]
#and here i am again#selling the “they hate each other cuz they're so similar" gax agenda#shit fathers unwavering discipline the next big thing I will push harder if you push u see the vision?#in a way gax really is the opposite to norstappen#in the sense that lando could trash talk and lose it (justified) and then calm down and come back all the while max is just lol#meanwhile George could pull one move that max himself would absolutely pull and now suddenly max has never hated someone more#in short max does shit and lando goes nooo#george goes bet watch me do worse also you're dangerous and i never did anything wrong#sexy af tbh#bitches hate to see another bitch match their energy#they compel me to no end#gax#russtappen#george russell#max verstappen#mv1#gr63#f1#formula 1
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