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Harry : so, what do we do, if someone offends me. We've been over this may times, Tom, do answer wisely.
Tom : we do nothing to them, we just move on
Harry : *relived* so you did learn smtg
Tom : we lull them into a false sense of security and then wait for them to have kids, then wait for their kids to have children. And, then we wipe all three generations of their family together.
Harry : TOM NO-
#hp#harry potter#tomarry#harrymort#tom riddle#tomarrymort#harry is trying to teach tom the concept of forgive and forget#key word “trying”#tom understands somewhat#but if someone offends harry they meet death#along with their next 2 generations#harry is so done#bc why can't tom understand#tom and harry attend hogwarts together#tom is smitten#and would kill for harry
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I don't know if it needs to be said but if you haven't figured it out yet I don't want any Trump supporters following or interacting with me. Stay the fuck away from me
#usa politics#us elections#election 2024#2024 presidential election#donald trump#kamala harris#Idk why any Trump supporters would follow ne though. I am the epitome of almost everything you hate#afab lgbt leftist pro Palestine hispanic...only things I lack is POC and immigrant#my stomach is killing me#this stress will end me
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Remus and Regulus are close friends and Sirius and Regulus are brothers, so when James and Regulus have sex for the first time, Peter has to be the one to suffer through all the details.
#I would kill James too if I had to listen to that#marauders era#fuck jkr#harry potter#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#sirius black#black brothers#remus lupin#platonic moonwater#peter pettigrew#marauders#the maruaders#peter and james#platonic prongstail
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Okay okay listen we all know that regulus was the “good kid” - the one who never spoke up, the one who took punishment with no argument, the one who always kept his head down and did what he was told to survive in that house
But listen the thing about these good kids is that they have a limit. And when they finally finally reach it they fucking snap. You thought Sirius was bad? Oh Regulus is just getting started. He kills his dad. Poisons his mom and gifts her with a long slow and painful death. Figures the dark lords horcruxes and kills one of them - all while writing a fuck you letter to him to remind him he was bested by a 17 year old.
After all it’s always the silent ones you need to watch out for
#these are my headcanons within canon#if we’re going off canon (as we shld)#regulus would 10000% say fuck you to voldemort to his face and kill bellatrix#and other death eaters#hot take y’all#regulus black#marauders era#jegulus#marauders era funny#marauders era textpost#harry potter#marauders#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker#walburga black#sirius black#bellatrix black#orion black
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Oh my God SHUT THE FUCK UP
#are u actually fucking shitting me#i hate nothing more that mfs bitching about mischaracterizing someone when they don’t understand the character themselves#also isnt fanfic about all the what ifs#nothing is out of character if you do it right#also calling harry insanity morally white is crazy work#mf was blasting unforgivables left and right in the last book#yes yes it was war and all#I DONT CARE#keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth#his morals are above all my ass#the people he loves is above all to him#harry would kill in an instance if it meant saving his friends#he does not care for morals#voldemort#harrymort#harry potter#tomarrymort#tomarry
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Fudge: you played me like a fiddle.
Percy: actually no, fiddles are quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
#harry potter#percy weasley#cornelius fudge#hp incorrect quotes#harry potter incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#this exchange happened#trust me#it could work with any of the ministers he’s worked under#can y’all believe he’s worked under 4 ministers I think#they keep changing every year#if no one knew better#it would like Percy killed them all#lol
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Conclave (2024)
#conclave 2024#conclave robert harris#conclave movie#thomas lawrence#vincent benitez#I think if Thomas had actually been elected Pope he would have killed himself I'm only half kidding
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Voy + Textposts 17, Special ParisKim Showcase
(Voy + Textposts 16) + (Voy + Textposts 18)
#that was the hottest thing that's ever#happened to me#trek thoughts#st textposts#what fucked up guys these two are#if harry murdered tom in cold blood tom would die happy#gonna be honest#also i firmly believe tom came away from the chute with 20 new kinks#he's always asking harry to roleplay shit like prisoners of war in world war one#and harry is like... wtf#babe pls pls come on come on pretend you have to torture me but then i offer u my body instead#harry is a people pleaser so he does it#but he is confused#after the chute harry is consumed by guilt for almost killing his best friend and tom is just like#tom paris#harry kim#star trek#voyager#pariskim#st voyager#voy#st#st voy#star trek memes#star trek funny#star trek textposts#kimris#harry kim x tom paris
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winning team of ‘93 (my shaylas)
close ups
#oliver wood#angelina johnson#katie bell#alicia spinnet#harry potter#fred weasley#george weasley#gryffindor#gryffindor quidditch team#quidditch#fanart#art#artists on tumblr#i feel like it’s very obvious who i like the least based on the effort 😭#i would in fact wish this in my worst enemy my back is killing me#11 hours and most of them were spent sketching 💔🥀 (9)
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wolfstar babyyyy. Sirius is going to accidentally transfigure someone (probably Remus)
#harry potter#hp#marauders#marauders era#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#my art#yes I like Harry Potter in 2024 yes it's cringe yes I would kill jkr given the chance
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Horace swallows thickly as he stares at the blown-up screen in the center of the room. On it, James Potter and Regulus Black are slumped on the ground, arms outstretched with their hands only inches from meeting.
(Crimson Rivers by bizarrestars on ao3)
#this background killed my entire family#no one look at it. it isnt there#i know its ugly but its all i got. this is all i got.#lowk wish i put more blood on the ground under reg but i am not redoing allat would take far too long#havent read past chapter 25 SO NO SPOILERS#marauders fandom#marauders fanart#marauders fanfiction#marauders era#marauders#jegulus#jegulus fanart#jegulus fanfiction#jegulus au#james potter#regulus black#wolfstar#james x regulus#fanfic#crimson rivers#crimson rivers fanart#hunger games au#fanart#fic art#cw blood#my art#james potter fanart#regulus black fanart#harry potter fandom
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Thinking about Regulus and Dorcas killing Voldemort together.
#marauders era#fuck jkr#harry potter#regulus black#dorcas meadowes#then killing voldy would heal me#they’d be so scary#and their friendship is SO underrated
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Okay, ENOUGH!!! If they’re going to kill Bobby dead, then I demand a different member of the Grant-Nash family joins the 118 to carry on his legacy. It’s May or Harry’s turn to drive Athena crazy with the 118 stories, and diving right into the shenanigans.
May as the 118 probie would go monumentally hard. She’s already got lots of experience being cool under pressure as a dispatcher. And we’ve seen a firefighter go to work at dispatch (Eddie), so I think it’s only fair if we see the reverse with May! The fandom is always saying that we need more women at the firehouse, and think of the fun dynamic she has with the core four! Also, I’m not a RaviMay(?) shipper, but they would be such an amazing duo of “looks grounded but is just as insane as the rest of the team”. Bobby was her dad, and if May forewent college for a year because she wanted to protect her mom, she would totally become a firefighter (or a paramedic!) to honor her fallen step-father. If they wanted to end the storyline down the road, a paramedic May could always go the doctor (or nurse!) route like Hen was going for until they derailed like two seasons worth of development (like, I’m grateful bc I wanted Hen to stay for ever and ever, but what the heck was up with that wasted storyline). And maybe I just have such a fondness for May because she sees her family so clearly, but she would absolutely want to make sure that the team Bobby tried so hard to save stays safe, especially Chimney, who Bobby literally died for, and Buck, who May is fully aware was Bobby’s son in all but blood (so. her brother!).
And since the writers have never cared about a consistent timeline anyway, Harry being 17 means absolutely nothing to me. They could say he’s 18 and the newest probie in 9x01, and I wouldn’t even blink an eye. Give it to me. I know we haven’t really seen a lot of Harry lately, let alone his future aspirations, but having him parallel May’s dispatch journey (with the potential for a permanent spot on the 118 team) would be so much fun!! Anything to see more of him on the screen! Especially with Harry (he’s younger, the argument has already been had with May), there’s a potential for seeing Athena wary of the idea of her child as a firefighter after just losing her husband to the job. I think there’s even some promising arc in here to mirror Buck’s journey as a probie (albeit less dramatically) with Harry, through grounding him in the community and giving him a purpose (since we haven’t seen anything like this for Harry just yet).
#if you’re going to kill our peepaw then you better be damn sure you give us one of his kids to terrorize the team with#their Gen z energy would send half of the firehouse running for the LA hills lmao#this post is borne largely from a desire to keep Athena as close to the core 118 as possible and what better way than through her remaking’s#grant nash family#athena grant#may grant#harry grant#bobby nash#rip bobby nash#but also#bobby nash is alive#until I see the body they supposedly buried in MINNESOTA that fucker is not dead to me#the 118#118 firefam#eddie diaz#chimney han#howie han#buck buckley#evan buckley#hen wilson#ravi panikkar#buck is bobby's son#I know there’s more of a demand for the brother-sister dynamic with may and buck but I can’t lie and tell you that I don’t wish we could#have some buck and HARRY scenes too bc if we’re just going from the source material Harry does not appear to know that he has a whole other#sibling and I think he would LOVE having a sibling older than may to hold over her lmao
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CW: Mention of SA and School Sh**ting, (S*icide in tag)
Usually I don’t post about the hate that Snape gets since I block it anytime it’s on my feed and move along my merry way, but I just saw a tiktok saying that Severus Snape would be a school sh**ter.
Why is it that people always jump to the most heinous crimes when it comes to him? It’s in the similar vein of saying “oh if Harry was a girl he would m*lest him” What the f*ck. Genuinely what the f*ck.
You’re allowed to dislike a character, hell you’re allowed to dislike the people who like that character for whatever reason. I’m just asking that you at least be respectful about it and don’t make baseless claims with minimal evidence to support it AND specifically go on appropriately tagged posts to attack said people.
You know, I’m not even upset at headcanoning such a thing on any character, it’s the fact that they so consistently do it to him when we have characters like Greyback, Barty, Dolohov, and Voldemort himself that they don’t attack nearly as much.
I’ve seen so many people who relate heavily to the trauma that Severus has experienced that they see themselves as him. What are you doing by saying he’s a character that would do such a thing?
#rant#harry potter#hp fandom#inkyarcturus babbles :p#pro snape#severussnape#pro severus#pro severus snape#so we’re just ignoring the evidence that states he never killed anyone before Dumbledore?#bffr if anything he would be more likely to khs
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Prompt 4 - Avada Kedavra
@wolfstarmicrofic April 4, word count 362
“There are three unforgivable curses which have been branded illegal by the World Federation of Wizards. Anyone caught casting one will receive a lifetime imprisonment sentence.” N.E.W.Ts Defence Against the Dark Arts was getting interesting this year. Professor Adams was by far the best professor they’d had in the subject. They’d had a new one at the beginning of each new school year. Something horrific always seemed to happen to them at the end of the school year. That was one job Remus would never agree to. “The Cruiatus curse is particularly nasty. When cast on a person, they aren’t actually causing any physical harm, it is all mental. The curse convinces the witch or wizard that they are feeling intense pain like they have never felt before. Many have used this curse as it can be cast over and over on the victim. Though excessive use of the curse on a person will lead to insanity,” he felt Sirius stiffen next to him. Too late Remus remembered that Sirius was well acquainted with the curse. He slipped his hand across Sirius’s thigh and covered his clenched fist.
“Shh, it’s alright,” he said in as calming a tone as he could whisper.
“The Imperius curse, the second on the list, gives the caster complete control over the victim. They are able to convince the person under the curse to do things they would never do in normal circumstances,” Sirius was shaking now. Remus wondered how many times Walburga had used it on him. Sirius’s head dropped onto Remus’s shoulder. Remus moved Sirius’s hand into his free one and wrapped his arm around Sirius, holding him close.
“The final curse is the killing curse, also known as Avada Kedavra. This curse causes instant death. There are no known counter-curses to it. It is one of the most powerful curses known to wizardkind. If anyone starts casting this curse anywhere near you, don’t fight, just run,” Remus looked up at Professor Adams. They’d never had a teacher warn them like that.
The bell went and Remus hurried to get their things packed away and get Sirius outside where he could breathe.
#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#marauders era#harry potter#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#wolfstar angst#unforgivable curses#cruciatus#Imperius#killing curse#sirius starts panicking#remus trys to calm him down#walburga is the worst#who would want to be the DADA professor?#avada kedavra
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sooooo probably unpopular but i don’t want May to become a firefighter 😬
it’s actually one of my most hated tropes when they have the family of a character who’s died follow in their footsteps to “honour them.” because frankly - i just don’t think that’s what bobby would want.
not because he wouldn’t think May would make a great firefighter, but because she’s basically never shown any interest in it before and he wouldn’t want her to become one just because he died.
what i do think would be a really compelling storyline tho - May going to the academy and realising she actually doesn’t want to be firefighter. she actually kind of hates it, but how could she hate it because she’s doing it to honour bobby.
and having her really struggle with what she’s going to do before athena explains that it’s not what bobby would have wanted. that more than anything he would want her to be happy even if that means the lafd has to struggle on without her 😅
#but basically yeah#i don’t want may to become a firefighter#and sure there’s harry#but i lowkey forget about him sometimes 😬#just we’ve seen him like twice since s4#so i’m really not that invested in him#sorry#but may#my baby may#i love her#and while she would kill it as a firefighter/paramedic whatever#she shouldn’t become one just because of bobby yk#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#911 season 8#911 speculation#may grant#athena grant#bobby nash#maddie.yaps
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