#anon for ts

[scienter]

Apparently Candice has dropped one of those tiktok things and captioned it - 'Caroline should have ended up with Klaus' . lmao I mean to each their own but gurrrl has been mocking and hating on that ship for over a decade now like her life depended on it.If I were a kc shipper, I'd get second hand embarrassment.Nobody on that show hated on a ship like candice hated on kc.But go off with the 30 million views and likes I guess. KC was,indeed, a gut-wrenching content after all.

Oof. I don’t know if that’s brave or foolish. 🫣

Personally I think it's best when actors treat ship wars thusly:

[kmze]

Damon did admit he let stefan walk away,spiral out and didn't do anything to help him when he became the Ripper of Monterey.But he seemed to keep an out on his brother just like Katherine over the years.(I sometimes let myself believe Datherine were these divorced parents watching over their only son from afar.)He knew stefan was in Chicago,he had an apartment in front of an all girls' school where the girls were going missing and the school had to be shut down.Would it not have been great if they gave Damon a flashback storyline from the late 1910s or 1921 or something where he was desperately figuring out a way to help his brother and it was he who sought Lexi out and sent her to him?It just felt a little unconvincing that Lexi who wasn't around Stefan for over a decade just suddenly popped up and be like hey wassup?you eating humans again.okay let's fix you.

Defan feels like such a wasted potential.There were so many interesting avenues to create stories and tvd just didn't.🙄

I felt like Defan really started to get deep and complex in S3 the writers finally started giving us more of their past to explain why after apparently "hating" each other for 150+ years they kept saving each other. I would have loved a flashback to the '20s with Damon in Chicago (since like you said we all know he was there), I would have liked to see even a confrontation between the two of them. Damon HATED Ripper Stefan, he was always on edge around him and I would have really liked to see how that stemmed from him seeing Ripper Stefan in all his glory in the '20s and that giving background to that uncomfortableness. Would have made perfect sense if he was the one who outted Stefan to Lexi and that's how she found him, he knew he couldn't fix Stefan but he believed Lexi could.

[ollieofthebeholder]

Heyy!!

Just wanted to let you know that whoever sent this anon thinks you're really cool and that you deserve to be happy <3 !!

Aww, thanks! I needed that tonight. 🖤🩶🤍💜 I think you're awesome and deserve to be happy, too, 'nonnie!

[kedreeva]

You kill your birds? I thought you loved animals...

I do love animals. I breed quail for meat and eggs, and that means that yes, I kill some of my birds, just as I kill some of my mice who are unsuitable for pet homes or unnecessary for breeding, just as I have sent overtly aggressive peafowl that would be dangerous to other birds or humans home with someone to be dinner.

Loving animals and understanding meat source animals must be killed to be eaten and that domesticated husbandry requires some amount of hard culling for the benefit of the breeding program and species as a whole are not mutually exclusive ideas. It is my job to give my animals good, proper care, enrichment, and love until their time in this world is over (for some that's sooner than others), to ensure that death is as humane as possible, and to ensure that as little as possible goes to waste after.

And almost nothing here does go to waste; offal or unusable parts goes to the crows and other scavengers I feed at the front of the house (and in turn they chase off nosy hawks and eagles), meat gets eaten, bones get used to make stock and then composted for the garden. Mouse culls and quail feeder culls (quail hatched specifically to be feeders for other animals) almost all go to reptile owners who want ethically sourced animals kept in better conditions/fed better feed (the exception is when Bug eats some of them instead). And the two times I have ever had to cull aggressive peafowl, they both went to a hunting family that made use of the meat.

Additionally, on several occasions now, I have been called upon by others to help euthanize their fowl friends. Strangers who couldn't afford a vet bill but wanted to put an end to their bird's suffering. Strangers that knew it needed to be done but couldn't do it themselves, or that didn't know how. I have taught others how to do cervical dislocation in case the need arrives ever again, so the bird doesn't have to wait. I have held sobbing owners who thanked me for being able to do what they couldn't even when they knew it was necessary. And yes, I have demonstrated the butchering process to folks who want quail meat, so that I know they're giving a quick, humane end to their birds.

Death is a part of life. When you raise purpose animals, death is going to be a part of the deal at some point.

It doesn't mean I love them any less while they're here, or in general.

[hellonerf]

me if it didn't matter

[nanaminxs]

Hi!!

I love your writing🥹

I was wondering if you’d be willing to do a best friend!Dick Grayson x fem!reader smut where she comes over & complains to him about another bad hookup where she didn’t get to cum & he tells her he wants to make her feel good😩😩

eats her out and maybe fucks her slow & deep ,,

heavy praise😩🙏🏻

I’m such a slut for him I can’ttt . thanks for reading heh love ur blog🥹

Dick Grayson is always there for you. Has been since age 12. You go to him for everything, including every single bad hookup.

Most of the time you wouldn’t complain because at least the dick is decent, but the guy you were seeing was just too fucking focused on himself to care about your own needs.

Naturally, you sought out help from your closest friend.

“I just don’t get it,” You sulk, body slumping down into his couch wishing it would swallow you whole.

“He texts me to come over, I ride him til my legs are numb and he can’t even return the favor. I cannot count how many times he came just from a finger light touch. It was pathetic.”

Dick nods and occasionally lets out small hums in acknowledgment as he listened to you.

“Let me make you feel good then.” He blurts out, mentally face palming himself because—did he really just say that to you?

A beat of silence passes before you’re actually registering what he said to you.

“I’m..sorry?” Your head tilts to the side as it that’ll help you hear better.

“Let ME make you feel good.” He stands to his feet, cocking his head over to the hallway that stops at his room.

It’s so surreal. To him anyway—I mean he literally has the person he’s been silently inlove with for years in his bed while he ate her out like a man starved.

Your moans were like a lullaby to him, and he’d do anything he could to keep them going.

His teeth graze your clit, taking the small bud between his lips.

He lets go with a wet sound and his tongue darts out to cover your entire mound.

Your hands dug into his hair, back arching off the sheets you know you shouldn’t be on—but man does he treat you better than any prick you’ve fucked with before.

His thumbs spread your pussy lips and when you look down he’s staring right back at you with a pleading look that just screams ‘cum on my face’

You’ve probably never cum that hard in your life. Especially not from a guy.

Dick spits messily on your cunt, lips glossy and coated in the two of you.

He frees himself from his jeans and nestles right between your legs.

“I can take care of you. Better than everyone who hasn’t gotten a chance to worship you, pretty girl.”

His lips meet with yours. A mix of your slick and his spit mingling on your tongue. The head of his cock pushes into gummy walls and soon he’s burried balls deep into you.

Dick doesn’t shut up. But in that moment he found himself tongue tied—at a lost for words.

“Thereee you go. Jus’ like that. S’a nice fit, yeah?”

He pants out, eyes flickering from where u met to your face with a cheeky grin.

You scowl at him and he’s nodding in understandment.

His hips snap into yours at a slow pace, each stroke so deep his tip kissed your cervix.

“Fuck, Dick!” You moaned out, his lips found your jaw. Soft and simple.

“I know. Lemme take care of you baby—fuck! Let me be yours, let me fuck you how you deserve to be fucked.”

He’s so fixated on the way your cunt pulled him back in after he pulled out, and he’s wondering how on earth he’s managed to get your pretty ass into his bed.

“I got you—lemme feel you. M’right here.” He presses your thighs to your chest, smushed by his frame as he’s fucking into you slightly faster and with much more desperation.

He’d make you cum for the first time during a hookup, and it’s safe to say you’re stuck now because—who can resist a man who knows what he’s doing?

[classyrbf]

it is CANON geto has NO piercings.

it’s SHOWN in the manga and anime

It is CANON your dad was balls deep in me the other day 😫

stay blessed🙏🏼

[kingofattolia]

Obi-Wan: *slams back a shot of god-knows-what from the bar in AOTC* Alcohol is not recommended for Jedi.

LITERALLY

[forsaken-headcanons]

More Two Time ehehefd💥🚗

[Body horror and Blood tw!!]

Sorry for adding to the mass, but my evil little brain keeps cooking

They have those little head wings but they're not feathery, they're more like the wings they get in their second life (but they have the head ones all the time :3)

Two time has scars on their back where their wings emerge, this is because of how they go into it repeatedly due to rounds

When they grow their wings they get a spawn shape scarred onto their skin around the base, this goes away once their second life is over. It hurts tho.

We know placing your ritual/spawn point far away or in a corner is a strategy two time players can use and we ALSO know that going into their second life is painful.

sooo, imagine two time places their ritual in those spots for strategy (duh), but also because they often let out the worst scream known to man, sometimes it can be heard throughout the whole map, it's bad vro. It also alerts the killer of their presence

For Two time it feels like they're getting stabbed repeatedly *glances decretely at Azure* but all is swell because the spawns blessing or whatever.

Thats also why anyone, killer included, do NOT want to be there when they respawn. Theyll just see them hunched over and hear the worst bone crunch known to man as they get their wings, not to mention the blood.

Since two time is a bit insane, I'd say theyed be screaming out of pain but also laughing. "*deranged giggling* The spawn has blessed me once again!" Queue Jason, mid gashing wound staring at them in horror.

uhh I think I was gonna add more but I forgot

Also all the survivors are Hella confused with how two time works because like, obviously their stuff about the spawn is crazy yet they get a second life, spawn related features that are apart of their body, the second life thing could be the specter messing with things but idk, up to interpretation.

-Crazed ramblings of car crash anon

no need to apologize! the evil mass must be satiated with more members... /silly

GOOD GOD TWO TIME. JUST?? GOOD GOD VRO 💔💔 POSITIVELY tragic. dude. imagine the kidds hearing that for the first time. like?? how to give them their first doses of trauma 101 ahh 💔c00lkidd would be the first one affected and only pr3ty would believe him wethinks. bluudud?? NAH that mf would TAKE his CHANCES (< he then gets teleported back to the killer cabin and promptly has to sit in his room in absolute silence)

ALSO WAIT YOU JUST GAVE US A THOUGHT?? ABOUT THE UH UH TWO TIME RESPAWNING FEELING LIKE STABBING. what if the start of the second life is essentially a continuation of where the previous owner "left off," which is why there's truly pain in the first place. if the previous owner died by getting choked to death for example, the current one—upon starting their second life—would start off feeling like they were being choked. type shit. call that a

(we. are so sorry. for this stupid image we lowquality-made)

[hereforuconnwbb]

AND she liked a comment saying something that Paige is her FORMER TEAMMATE.

FORMER TEAMMATE

Nothing more than that🤣

PLSSSSS tell me yo ass is jkn rn...😃😭

[scienter]

stefan and caroline were both control freaks,right? It's just that control was never stefan's strong suit and he often fell back onto his old habits,cut off and run.Caroline was,however, a genius at self-control as stefan said.But she ran too when she felt she was losing control not because her control was being taken away.I don't agree when people say stefan never allowed Caroline any control in their relationship.I think they had equal footing.What do you think?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Stefan feared The Ripper because The Ripper was just Stefan out of control. Stefan and Caroline had similar issues, they simply had different coping mechanisms.

I don't agree when people say stefan never allowed Caroline any control in their relationship.I think they had equal footing.

Did those people watch the show?

The point of Stefan’s “You made me dance” speech in 6x21 was predicated on Stefan ceding control of their relationship with Caroline: “I understand if I have to wait for you and I will, I’ll wait and when you're ready for me I will be ready for you. 

I agree with you. Stefan and Caroline had equal footing in their relationship. That’s why they worked.

[kmze]

'there's some con video I think from 2019 where she kinda called out Paul for being a dick asking her if this was her first acting gig when they filmed a scene from the pilot.' Really?! you know what I can totally see him doing that.I've a vague memory of a con from s3 or s4 where he had said something along the lines of 'Candice...caroline that's who she is.She plays herself.She doesn't have to work on her character at all.' 99.9% sure his co-panelist was his first wife Torrey Devitto(Nannie Carrie from OTH.Still gives me nightmares😭).

I wish I could find the video and link it but I am the worst person to ask about con videos I just watch whatever I see randomly show up on my Twitter feed if it's Paul and Candice. I'm pretty sure it's the one from 2019 where Candice has short hair, that one in particular had some funny moments between them so I think that's why I saw clips of it a lot. I kind of vaguely remember him saying that but I don't think he was being malicious with that, I think he was just trying to say that Candice is a lot like Caroline because they're both bubbly happy people. I don't want people to get the impression I hate Paul lol, like I don't think about him enough to really care about him and I still enjoy his acting and I think a lot of the con stuff is just that he does it to make people laugh. The only thing I do feel is he's seemed more standoff-ish in recent years and I feel like his personal life might be affecting his mood in general. That's all I'm really going to say about that, but I do think people care way too much about what he thinks when his opinion really doesn't matter in the overall scheme of things with TVDU.

[ollieofthebeholder]

I'm curious about your Mistholme character hcs! Willing to share?

Sure! Like I said, I probably won't ever write a fic with this (between NaNo and promise, I just don't have the time), but I'm happy to share.

So as I mentioned in my tag, it's less an OC than an overdevelopment of a character mentioned in passing. Specifically, the girl in S2E14 - the one whose parents owned the laptop the copy of the Voice that would later become the Guide was downloaded onto.

My idea about her was that she felt an immediate kinship with the Voice because she, too, was chafing at the restrictions of her parents and wanted to see the world and learn new things. After getting the Voice in to the hospital to see the old man, she decided not to go back home and instead went out of town for a night or two to "camp" in the wilderness, just to think. She got the idea that maybe the old man would take her on as an apprentice, that she could maybe make up for having helped her friends vandalize his things by learning from him, and that she and the Voice could see the world and learn together.

When she went back into town, though, she found that her mother had also been hospitalized - for much the same reason as the old man had, a heart attack brought on by stress over her missing child. And when she went to the hospital to see her (and, as it turned out, to say her goodbyes), she found out that the old man had died as well.

She still wanted to learn things, and see the world, and she also couldn't get the Voice out of her head. The laptop had been returned, but the Voice was gone, and nobody seemed to know what had happened to the old man's things. She at first thought about studying computer science, but that didn't seem right; she didn't want to create a new Voice, she wanted to find the original one. Her friend. So instead she started studying anthropology, because she figured a degree in folklore and mythology might eventually lead her to urban legends and from there to her friend. She also, almost on a whim, took a course in clockmaking, driven by some instinct she didn't quite understand.

After graduation, she wound up getting a job at a small museum of mechanical wonders as a sort of combination of restoration and research. Shortly after taking the job, she was presented with an unusual exhibit that had been broken for many years: a clockwork woman made of brass, who had been found surrounded by parts and half-finished clockwork replicas. Could she get the machine running? she was asked. No one knew where this clockwork woman had come from, or who had built her, but she was so intricate; she was one of the most popular exhibits, and everyone wondered how she would function. The owner of the small museum explained that this was a challenge given to all new hires, and there would be a prize if she succeeded.

The young woman studied the clockwork woman, and the parts surrounding her, and got to work. And much to everyone's surprise, she got the woman working again.

The Clockwork Mother - who refused to allow anyone to call her that, as she was not their mother - did indeed become a more popular exhibit, sitting in a glass room and patiently continuing to try and recreate her perfect daughter. The young woman had offered to help, but been politely but firmly rebuffed, and so contented herself with repairing the exhibits - part of her "prize", a promotion at work to the head of restoration and research (something of a joke, in the young woman's opinion, because not long after the people theoretically serving under her were let go; then again, maybe her prize was that she was the only one to keep her job). But the Clockwork Mother had given her an idea. Could she create something like that? Would it be possible, if she worked at it, to build a clockwork body that could upload an artificial brain - and a Voice - from another file?

Could she build her friend a physical form?

So, yeah, that was my headcanon/fic idea. The thought was that the Mistholme Museum buys out this little museum she works at, she gets hired as part of the package, she meets the Guide, she recognizes him instantly, and she offers him the body if he wants it.

[kedreeva]

Question out of curiousity: Since peafowl are protein addicts and (try to) eat mice and fish and the like, do they also eat chicks? Like birds cannibalizing their own or another hen's chicks, or if a chicken or quail chick were to get into a peafowl pen, would that be dangerous?

I've never seen a peafowl go for peachicks in a way that would suggest they wanted to eat them, although I have seen aggression between hens over chicks, and aggression from older siblings to younger (jealous of the babies getting mom's attention). I know there are some peafowl in captive situations that have killed their own chicks (a friend of mine has a hen that won't tolerate white or BS chicks, they MUST be brown or she kills them), but I've never heard of a pea eating their own or anyone else's peachicks.

HOWEVER. All bets are off for anyone else's chicks. The first time I hatched quail chicks, Bug was dancing and begging for whatever I had in my hands, and I thought well, we're in the mouse room, she probably thinks I have mice in my hands and she's allowed to eat mice. Surely if I show her I actually have a baby bird- oh, nope. She's eaten it. Gone as quick as any mouse. ZERO hesitation on her part. So. I also no longer keep chickens (at all, but especially not) in the peafowl pens because I used to have hackle chickens (bantams) and one of them hatched a half dozen chicks... and they all got eaten by the peafowl by that afternoon. So that was the end of that. I had only had them in there because my BCM, which were BIG standard breed chickens, had not had a problem, and I (mistakenly) assumed that peafowl would not try to eat other birds that were small enough. I never had a problem with them attacking the bobwhites (probably because the bobwhites, though tiny, were full of Fuck You), but the peafowl DID eat all their eggs. All of them. I thought my birds just were not laying but no. the peafowl were following them around and eating the eggs as soon as they were laid. I tested putting one coturnix in the pea pen (hoping for a clean up crew for any spilled food), but the peafowl instantly attempted murder (unsuccessful, since I was standing over the quail) so. That's a no on cohab there, either. It's been a learning curve over the last 16 years, since no one seemed to have answers.

The rule with peafowl is definitely that if it fits in their mouth, that IS where they will put it. Thankfully, prion diseases don't really seem to happen in birds.

[mvrphysart]

dukeceit mayhaps? only if you're fine with it :3

i need to draw them more holy shit i missed them

[beadelmare]

hi! what's shifting?

screamed out loud. am I about to introduce you to shifting omg SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE COMFORTABLE BC I'M BOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFEEE

OK SO BASICALLY shifting is where you shift your awareness to literally any place you want. like think of any fictional place and you can go there. with shifting you're going to another reality, it's not a lucid dream or daydreaming it's ACTUALLY somewhere else that's completely physical yk. you're accessing a new world basically

there's two theories behind it (that I know of?? these are the two main ones anyway):

there's the multiverse theory, which says there's infinite realities meaning everything is possible and that there's a version of you present in all of those realities. so there's a reality where you're at hogwarts, at camp half-blood, where you're a famous actor etc. if you believe in this theory you believe you can become aware of other versions of yourself and essentially just shift into that universe if that makes any sense?

and with the consciousness theory it's where you believe consciousness determines your reality. I've seen people comparing it with a radio – you can just 'tune' your consciousness to the 'station' (reality) you want to listen to. this is more like the loa (law of assumption) belief. if you've ever heard the phrase "you are the universe experiencing itself" that's kind of what this is

honestly I wouldn't bother freaking out over which theory is correct because we're never gonna know anyway and it doesn't even matter that much lmao. there was some beef on the shifting side of tiktok over which one was the 'right' one but I'd advise you to STAY MILES AWAY from shiftok😭 personally I think it's a mix of both but it's not that deep at all

ANYWAY there's 'methods' to be able to shift, most of them involve some sort of meditating or visualization or affirmations but in the end it's your personal journey so I recommend you just find what works best for you if you end up trying to shift. imo I don't put much money on methods, it's all about intention BUT if methods work for you, they work for you !!

there's also a script which I like to call the gps lmao. if you believe in the multiverse theory, then every possible universe exists at the same time so your script is kind of just putting the address you want to go to on google maps. think of it as a wikipedia page for your dr (desired reality, the reality you want to go to). YOU DON'T NEED TO SCRIPT ANYTHING THOUGH! at the end of the day your subconscious knows what you want to experience so even if you don't script it's not the end of the world (please don't fall into the rabbit hole of scripting everything, I promise you draco malfoy isn't going to push you down the stairs🥀💔)

shifting hasn't been 'proved' to be real by science which is why loads of people struggle to believe it but it's been present in lots of cultures + ancient practices and I PROMISE you that we're not playing an inside joke (I was a victim of this belief in 2023 lmao)

BUT YEAH TL;DR, shifting is becoming aware of any reality you want lol