#ardyn shitpost

[krisssssssy]

I’m pretty confident that Ardyn would despise cybertrucks

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

I once crashed perfectly into Ardyn's (car's) rear by U-turning at the very end of the Dubious Ride -mission. I think it was one of the highest peaks of my first FFXV playthrough. The old geezer had it coming.

[cathrt1c]

More chocobro (and guest) interactions because y’all ate that up

[phoenixwithapencil]

Hilarious that Ardyn finds Verstael and his theatrics so incredibly fucking annoying and then turns around and is thrice as theatrical to everyone around him. If he must suffer the world’s bullshit, he will make the world suffer him

[violacee]

Noctis: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Ignis: Rude.

Ravus: That’s fair.

Luna: Not again.

Ardyn: Are you going to want this back?

[mae-the-gay-nerd]

so while reading The Dawn Of The Future, I was considering why Ardyn was ‘evil’ in the main game. This dude got pissed off at a 20 year old who looked like his brother from 2000 some odd years ago because he was the chosen one. Also note that this 20 year old had a fiancé who looked just like Arryn’s fiancé, and just went “fuck you bitch, I’m gonna kill you now.” This fucking hobo Jesus looking fucker was just pent up with rage so he killed off his family 2000 years later.

[impatient-traveler]

GUYS I can't work like this I'm trying to test the mod but he's being hot and cool and badass and ashjdklajdkljskljdklsjkjasendhelp

[pekinaso]

Took an unintentional small break from Tumblr, sorry! Just kinda lost track of time is all. To make up for it I'll post x2 today :)

Drew this a little bit ago as a Twitter challenge to draw comfort characters replicating that one Steven Universe meme, so I used Ardyn and Final Wars Godzilla to branch out a little bit.

[guildwarsgirl]

So, in my discord, we were discussing Ardyn, then ended up discussing Pokémon. One of my friends decided to make this lovely image.

He made me laugh so hard, I nearly fell off my chair 🤣 Of course, Ardyn would have a Charizard.... He'd name it Ifrit, too.

[namiargentum]

An old inside joke with a friend😅 #sorrynotsorry

[impatient-traveler]

(One of the coolest comments I've ever gotten on a mod I've made)

The username of the person making said comment:

yep this is tumblr alright

He looks pretty slick from above, but then you angle the camera down and remember he's a goober

[krisssssssy]

[thesweetsvillainshowdown]

ULTIMATE VILLAIN SHOWDOWN #2 BRACKETS

WOOOOOO well that took me a while! I'm sleepy rn and I will admit that there are a...couple...of shitpost characters. And I will not be tagging this properly so forgive me in advance. But I still hope you all are able to enjoy and perhaps forgive me for my silly randomness in. Particular character choices.

Now. On to the contestants for this time about.

LEFT SIDE;

-Tigerstar Sr (Warrior Cats) vs Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear)

-Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts) vs Funny Valentine (JJBA)

-Longan Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run Ovenbreak) vs Monika (DDLC)

-Doflamingo (One Piece) vs Emperor Belos (The Owl House)

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands) vs Ghostface (Dead by Daylight - or at least...that was the source media I was told)

-Glitchtrap (FNAF) vs The Mimic (FNAF). Basically the mimic vs the mimic.

-The Lich (Adventure Time) vs Plankton (Spongebob)

-Dr. Zomboss (Plants vs Zombies) vs Choo Choo Charles (Choo Choo Charles)

RIGHT SIDE;

-DJ Octavio (RETURNING - Splatoon 3) vs Wilson (BATDR)

-Kristoph Gavin (Ace Attorney) vs Otto Apocalypse (Honkai Impact 3rd)

-Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Village) vs Mother Gothel (Disney's Tangled)

-Ardyn Izunia (Final Fantasy 15/FFXV) vs Q Maou (Rhythm Heaven)

-Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword) vs King Dedede (Kirby)

-Giovanni (Team Rocket - Pokemon) vs Lysandre (Team Flare - Pokemon)

-the entirety of garten of banban (irl - the game is a fucking crime against indie horror and is in and of itself a villain) vs Ganondorf (RETURNING - Legend of Zelda)

-The Devil (Cuphead) vs King Dice (Cuphead)

LEFT SIDE POLLS PLANNED TO AIR TOMORROW AT 5PM, HOWEVER MAY BE DELAYED TO 7PM DEPENDING ON LIFE CIRCUMSTANCES!!

I (poll host Sweets), as of now, am still the only person running this account and school has actually started back up for me recently. With schoolwork and just general forgetfulness and exhaustion the beginning of the second ultimate villain showdown may be delayed by (I'm hoping) at most 2 hours. Nonetheless, the right side polls will air next Wednesday (August 30th) at 5 PM.

I just hope you all can still enjoy the polls despite the amount of silly characters here this go around. Though you could argue the same point for the last showdown. Either way. Much love to everyone, and goodnight from me.

[thedarklordmegatron]

How Uncle Ardyn Ended The War

'Ardyn?'

'Yes Regis'

'This is a head'

'Yes, yes it is.'

'The Emperor's head'

'Yup'

'Why is the Emperor's head on my table?'

'Well I could hardly put it in the fridge my boy, imagine the scandal.'

'...I hate you so much.'

'I know.'

[phoenixwithapencil]

Oh my fuck DotF did actually circle round to address who the Crystal chose for real (Ardyn). Thank god I was about ready to start pulling my damn hair out

DotF has taken some very, very choice wording:

“Her gaze had been so sharp, he thought it might bore straight into his skull and see the truth buried there. But his entreaty made it waver and fall. Somnus imagined the nights Area spent without sleep, wracked with worry for her beloved. The brief moment of uncertainty was all he needed.

“I would send for my brother,” Somnus announced.

“You know he would not come.”

“If my envoy bears a message from the gods, he will believe. He will come.”

Aera’s gaze lowered still farther. After a moment, she looked back up, staring directly into his eyes.

She seemed to have reached a decision.

The way I’m reading this is that Somnus is telling Aera ‘heeeyyyyy, I want my brother here, you want my brother here, he’ll come if we just tell him he was chosen’ and Aera seems to crack and fold because she loves Ardyn. She’s worried about him.

But it remains entirely unclear who was *actually* chosen. Just that Aera and Somnus are gonna send a message to Ardyn claiming he was chosen.

Does this come back up more definitively down the line? I hope it does. I will be losing my ever loving marbles I think if it doesn’t.

[ronkeyroo]

ＢＯＲＮ ＴＯ 𝐒𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑

LIFE IS A CURSE

ＦＵＣＫ the gods and 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 the bloodline

𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚁

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