#ask cipher

[dragovid-davidas-thespmnerd]

To Cipher Children: What's it like being the children of Bill Cipher; the most dangerous criminal of the multiverse?

Demonique Cipher: It feels like all my guts are about to explode. By that I am talking about all of my father's enemies hunting me and my brother down.

Bill: Come on, it's not that bad! I saved you and your brother multiple times.

Demonique: Devon lost some of his teeth!

Bill: Your brother's like nine. They'd grow back even if I hadn't already fixed them.

Demonique: You made it worst!

Bill: Worst? Or better?

Demonique: Dad... sigh... You can't fix everything with magic.

Bill: Tell me one thing I broke that I can't fix!

Demonique: His heart.

Bill: ...

Demonique: Sigh... well, you are trying to be a better father now. I can't deny that. But please, if you want Devon to forgive you, give him time. If you keep forcing him to forgive you-

Bill: Don't tell me what to do! I'm the parent here!! GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM... *cough* Please...

Demonique: But... this is my room.

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Devon: What's it like having Bill as my dad? Ah... hah hah hah... We will not discuss this.

[derangedorange]

I hope he views fanart like this

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[stemmmm]

scenario in which bill stops torturing him and takes the time to explain what the portal is in terms more detailed than "this will get you the nobel prize for sure" and "im going to destroy your dimension, dipshit"

[castiel-cipher]

Patron Saint of plot bunnies

Oh, thats a cool idea! Maybr write a story about a struggling sriter meeting this patron saint :)

[stump-not-found]

The way you draw ford and bill interacting always has me giggling and kicking my feet

thanks they make me laugh

[shattered-daydream]

Stan forgets they’re old now sometimes

[blabberoo]

Uuhg i was so tired today 😞 i want to do some quick sketches to relieve pain of having ideas stuck in my mind and can't recreate them because of work

(Just stuff related to this comic)

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[thegaymer-c0mms-open]

OMG I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH!!!

I wanna hold your Bill in the palm of my hands

I was trying to draw him in Ford's hands but then this idea came to mind

[ckret2]

I suddenly realized that Evil Ford can be easily defeated with the Memory Gun, since he doesn't have a metal plate in his head. After all, why would he need protection from his friend?

He has a metal plate.

In Evil Ford's timeline, the fact that he freely let Bill possess him meant Bill could use Ford's body to sneak into dimensions/worlds he'd previously been locked out of.

So to stop this, the Oracle kidnapped Ford and stuffed a metal plate in his head.

Bill and Ford are both very depressed about this.

[glassclownz]

this fucker won’t let me sleep (he’s in my head trying to steal my credit card information)

[arttsuka]

Perhaps Bill Cipher annoying Stanley or another member of the Pines family. (Or if you feel up to multiple, everyone e within the Pines family. Only if you want to though)

Have you ever seen that one handyman Bill au

[stephreynaart]

Curse you!!

Incorrect quote from Invader Zim that just felt perfect.

[sycopomp]

can you please tell cipher he is pretty. also can he rob a college to get my money back.

Omg I don't think anyone has called him pretty before so he'd kinda bark a laugh and be like "I haven't showered in a week" and then kick himself in the ass for being an idiot LMAO

Cipher: Oh uh I don't really do big heists. Too risky! Sorry ;;; I can steal you some guy's wallet though? As long as you buy me lunch, I also haven't eaten in a week.