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letās go JK!! ā½ļøš„
š we turned this into a whole sports fic lol
BC!JK
youāre a blushing mess when jungkook blows you a kiss. āfor youā he mouths and all you do is smile and continue cheering him on hoping to not draw too much attention to yourself but itās too late. everyone is looking for who heās talking to but itās soojin who finds you and and her pissed off reaction says exactly how sheās feeling.
how long have you been here? that kiss shouldāve been directed at her but instead itās for you. you werenāt even on TIME and heās swooning over you.
somehow your presence cause the entire team to get it together because the score went from 10-29 to 20-29. itās as if you caused the entire team to come together and get their heads in the game but itās jungkook who really steals the show.
āGO JUNGKOOOOOOOK!!!!ā you cheer as everyone continues to cheer his name and shout in excitement when the team manages to score yet again. itās eunwooās team who calls a timeout and while theyāre talking, jungkookās team gather together to devise a plan to even the score and possibly win. while theyāre talking, jungkookās head pops up every now and then to steal glances at you.
you look so pretty and you must have wanted him for notice, which he did. āpay attentionā you mouth and all he does is smirk but his reaction is placed with confusion when he sees soojin approaching you and conversing to you about something.
āPAY ATTENTION, JEON! we have to win this alright? follow the planā their coach says and after their talk, jungkook takes another glance in your direction and when he does, soojin is gone but youāre still there.
when you make eye contact with jungkook, you look a little sad but despite your expression, you still smile and encourage jungkook to do his best, which he will but he canāt help but wonder what soojin said to you that made you upset.
āletās make your girlfriend proud and kick this teamās ass!ā mingyu says to jungkook as he tosses him his water bottle and run back out into the field.
and heās going to do just that.
He doesnāt know what soojin has said to you, but⦠after this one goal, he will definitely win this game, and then heāll take care of soojin.
The crowd has started to go insane once again because theyāre all back in the field and heās immediately into position because this goal is really important for both of the teams and if jungkook misses this one goal.. he cannot afford to.
āONE LAST GOAL WE CAN DO THIS- I CAN DO THIS.ā he doesnāt focus on the noise and heās not focusing on you right now heās just focusing on the ball. Four more steps⦠jungkook is quick to change his direction when he sees jinsu, a member of eunwooās team try to block him, Jungkook manages to dodge him. Jaehyun is signaling for JK to pass him the ball but of course jungkook wants to score this one last goal for the team. ļæ¼
You will be so proud of him wonāt you? And maybe you will even kiss him or reward him in someway.
So, Jungkook smirks once again before he gives the ball, the hardest kick he can, and the crowd reaction tells it all.
āTEAM RED HAS WON THE GAME!ā The commentators announce, jungkook feels like his legs will give out, but.. soon heās lifted by his teammates in the air- heās taken by surprise, but.. soon the euphoria of the wind hits him, and heās so happy.
āWE WONļæ¼WE WON OH MY GOD?!ā Mingyu is screaming like his life depends on it & the coach is singing praises to jungkook,
Jungkook quickly demands to be put down on the ground so he can run to you, and after a little bit of arguing, heās finally granted his wish, heās off to the bleachers.
He has to see you before he gets his trophy.
āYN YN YN!~~~~ā heās calling out your name or running through the bleachers.
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askin u about your imp n skizz band au: what's goin on with scott? id love to hear your brain thoughts lol
YIPPEE I ACTUALLY GOT AN ASK :D I spent all day drawing this lol
Scott is (obviously) part of Gem and the Scotts!
He plays bass and sings accompanying vocals :) He also does most of the makeup, outfits, hair dye, and paint for the group, especially for Impulse, who is absolutely clueless about those things lol.
He's a blizz hybrid, which is a cold version of the blaze, so he gets little blizz rods around his head and ice powers. When using his powers, the ends of his hair and tail freeze, giving him frosted tips (hehe get it? frosted tips-), and his eyes glow icy blue. He's also dating Jimmy in this au! They were roommates in college, started going out their junior year, and have been together since <3 He even has a feather sticker on his bass to remember his bf when on stage for encouragement. Scott likes to steal his shirts, and doesn't care that they have holes in the back for Jimmy's wings
That's what I've come up with for Scott thus far!! I'm still figuring out timelines and how the band actually got together. Feel free to send in more asks if you're curious about anyone or anything!
#scott smajor#scott smajor fanart#gem and the scotts#flower husbands#walleye asks#also idk what to name this au#i recently started listening to the beatles#and enkay suggested:#āi saw him standing thereā#bc it fits the vibes#esp for imp and skizz#my beloveds#any thoughts?#smajor#smajor fanart#traffic shipping#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity fanart#secret life#trafficblr#life series smp#life series fanart#life series#solidarity fanart#secret life fanart#JK ENKAY HAD A BETTER IDEA#for the au title#My Heart Went Boom#augh its perfect
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I got drunk and interviewed Glenn Howerton in a bar. (Again.)
#looking for information on season 17? glenn wont save you#jk ty glenn anything is appreciated#i could have asked a million better follow up questions ik. ik.#trust me ik.. but four walls is an essential part in all of this#donāt go 24 hours without eating or drinking anything and then do 10 shots bc glenn howerton handed them to you#you will not remember how you got home#everyone say thank you bauer for waking me up at 5:30am#otherwise i would not have made it to work today LOL#okay over sharing pls read my blog post#its lowkey a nothing burger but yk#ppb#iasip#glenn howerton#lucky 17#also i know my gay ass voice is annoying please donāt tell me#i have to shout to speak to him and theres no masking at that level ok#when he gives me a zoom interview .. then we'll be golden#bachelor live haha
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some doodles
#i meant to put the balor one in the previous post but i forgor šits in a diff file from the sketch dump i was coloring in so it just didnt#exist in my mind at all. i felt like smth was missing as i was posting it but i couldnt place what hlep#adeline and eiland have been driving me insane lately. expect more of them. probably.#dont minf the last two guys. some concepts for future farms š (pls mind them im crazy abt all my farmers even if they technically dont -#exist yet. pls ask abt them or smth pls im nroaml i can be nroma l i prommy)#fields of mistria#fom balor#sona#im gonna start tagging that i think.#fom eiland#fom adeline#fom elsie#fom farmer#my art#guys can i just say that im so happy that balor is silver n not gold cus otherwise i would have to confront a part of me im not proud of#we shouldnt talk abt it but like yeah jjust know i like his silver and his whole deal#have such a softspot n bias for characters who dont settle anywhere. who never lay down their roots or whatever. who keep their past secret#like oughh hes hitting so many marks#i like hawthorne a lot. hes more developed in my head. and also i like his dead look and hair bows. i have so many ideas abt him man it hur#i promised myself i wouldnt make a new save file til i reached y2 w rory but apperantly errols bday is cursed bc the game has frozen twice#sorry if you read all of these tags. go to my askbox w fom stuff or smth. ask abt my farmers plsplspls pl s jk haha unless. maybe even#gimme drawing reqs for fom in general. ok tyvm ly sorry for yapping. its what i do best
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^ I SAW THAT THE OTHER DAY n said this, but i can't choose who to make this real w so let's crowdsource our options!
#not including everyone bc some of them simply wouldnt#but yeah absolute best conspiracy theory ever imo. jk is diana. its so funny i love it who needs to pretend the moon landings were faked#thanks for the ask!
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Please only Jungkook and Jungkook himself is to blame for people (a.k.a his own fans) always twisting his words and actions. Y'all have never bothered to ask yourselves why it's always JK who has to go through this and not the other members, especially the other two maknae line members, since people are just as obsessed with them too?
It's because for years JK has constantly contradicted himself in his words and actions, especially when it comes to Jimin. One minute he's hot, the next he's cold. One minute he says something nice about Jimin and then the next he's back to being an insensitive prick. One minute he's initiating touch with Jimin, the next he looks like he's close to physically throwing up when Jimin does the same to himš
. One moment he does something for Jimin that'll convince you that he truly loves him just a bit more than the others, the next he goes above and beyond for EVERYONE else while making it seem like it's impossible for him to even do the bare minimum for JM (his trip to Hawaii for Tae vs him saying "nah" when Jimin asked him to come watch him practice the next time ???)
No one but JK is responsible for the way his fandom is right now and for how they are treating Jimin. Things like these don't just stem from nowhere. These are his FANS projecting this "he's uncomfortable with Jimin/he hates Jimin/them" narrative onto him and his actions keep the narrative alive and consistent, while naturally the ones who care about Jimin/his relationship with Jimin will be sensitive to how he acts and expect him to be better.
Of course it's obvious that JK loves Jimin a lot and the "uncomfortable" Jikook moments have never bothered me personally because I've always had a reason about why they exist/why JK is like that with Jimin and it's a positive reason. But we can't deny the existence of certain things and why those things exist in the first place.
From an objective standpoint, it makes sense why there are people who believe he doesn't like Jimin and why every time he shows that he does in fact like Jimin or even more-than-just "like" Jimin, they resort to saying he's pretending or that he's being "forced". It also makes sense why there are those who have "high/unrealistic" expectations for him.
And BOTH those sides make up his own fandom, unlike others like Jimin whose antis are the one projecting the "he's fake/pretentious, doesn't really love JK or anybody" personality onto him. It's all from and because of JK.
Anyway it's sad that humans always choose to focus on the negative. Someone could show they love another person or a thing all the time, and the few times they do something towards that person/thing that others perceive as the opposite of love, they'll latch onto it and conclude that person doesn't actually love the person/thing. And the other times they show that love won't matter to them anymore.
The same way someone can be infinitely kind, patient and self-less but the one time they snap and express anger for some reason, people will be like "yep this is their real personality, these are their true colours, they were just pretending the whole time"
Iām procrastinating and avoiding doing something rn so Iāll go ahead and give this a long and serious answer even though Iām not super keen on asks like this. I think other people have probably already addressed this topic a lot better than me, but Iād like to spend a minute defending JK since Iāve already addressed the way fandom treats JM a few times on here.
First of all, itās always JK having to go through this because JK sits at the center of the two most popular ships in an extremely toxic shipping culture where they are constantly fighting over his validation. Thatās why his words and actions face the most amount of scrutiny and why theyāre weaponized more often than any of the other members (even though it still does happen with other members). I think itās really as simple as that. tkkrs especially are constantly twisting his words and actions painting him as a villain because Jikook makes them insecure, which is the same reason why they think JM is evil incarnate.
JJKs are half tkkrs, half Y/Nās (or kpop stans who hate and have always hated BTS) and they hate JM more than anything because on top of shipping, heās also JKās āmain competitionā. Of course they want to think that JK hates JM as much as they do when most of them are constantly projecting onto him. Iāll also add that there are a lot of JM/TH overly biased shippers who take everything JK says and does extremely personally too, and then they get their feelings irrationally hurt and take it out on Jungkook. A lot of ex-jkkr PJMs are extra vicious to him because of stuff like this too.
Iām not sure why you think these people are making rational objective observations that have any validity just because they consider themselves his āfansā when most of them are extremely biased and often have some sort of agenda when claiming that he doesnāt like Jimin.
The vast majority of examples of JK being ārudeā are just projection and people taking everything he does in bad faith too. I donāt know what examples you mean where JK was allegedly so āinsensitiveā towards Jimin tbh, because I just constantly see people exaggerating normal teasing and playing to seem like some massive evil thing. And if youāre talking about clips from 200 BCE when he was literally barely a teenager and they were all like that - I donāt think thatās fair to hold against him either.
But letās say that JK had a moment where he was insensitive - so why isnāt he allowed to be human? Have you never had days where youāre tired, or grumpy, or donāt want to be touched, ever had a moment where you were unintentionally a bit insensitive, a joke that fell flat or came out meaner than intended? Never gotten shy, self-conscious or distracted? Ever had a disagreement with friends? Gotten a little too competitive?
And itās not just JK who has had these moments btw, itās all the members because theyāre human and none of them are perfect, theyāre allowed to experience occasional negative emotions, allowed to have bad days, or quiet days, or days they donāt want to be touched, or are a little snippy with each other. I can't even begin to imagine having to navigate that kind of environment while dealing with my own negative emotions and having everything recorded, picked apart, and weaponized like that.
I feel like youāre basically saying that JK is never allowed to have an off day, and heās never allowed to be in a bad mood, or say no to something he doesnāt feel like doing? He also canāt tease vmin or be sassy with them the way they are with each other, or the way most of us are with our own friends & family? He canāt get a little shy with JM either? He can only be happy and positive 100% of the time or risk validating psychos who want to claim he hates his bandmates? How is it his fault that people interpret everything he says and does with the most bad faith takes imaginable because of ship and stan wars?
Also Iām going to need a better example of JK not being willing to do something for Jimin because agreeing to go to Hawaii for a fun trip and sky-diving vs not wanting to go to the HYBE building (his workplace that he was mostly avoiding at the time) to sit on the floor and watch JM practice for hours is not really comparable. I donāt even think Jimin cared nearly as much as some people act, he was teasing JK and encouraging him to get out more and smiling throughout that entire exchange, it was never that serious tbh.
What gets me about that whole situation too is that JK was more outwardly supportive of JM during FACE era than he was for any other member, but itās still not good enough for some people for some reason. And youāre talking about JK being willing to go to Hawaii, but didnāt he travel two more times with JM after JM came to him in NY? Didnāt he agree to JMās show idea, all this on top of having an insane schedule? Not to mention the night before Jeju, did he not cook Jimin four servings of whatever food after a long plane ride simply because JM asked him to?
There are so many examples of antis taking JMās obvious playful behavior and twisting it to paint him as a villain, so isnāt it vastly unfair to then turn around and do the same thing to JK? If we can recognize the absurdity in painting JM as an abuser because he reacted to JKās scuzzi teasing by cursing and gentle roughhousing, shouldnāt we be able to apply the same kind of logic to the people trying to make JK seem like a bully over his reaction to JM purposefully riling him up over ham? Were the āinsensitiveā remarks youāre referring to ever that serious, or was it normal teasing, friendly jabs, and playful roughhousing? Why is it okay for you to interpret all JK moments in bad faith, blame him for it, and hold it against him forever, while not holding others to the same standards? Shouldnāt we be able to recognize the absurdity in interpreting either of their actions in such obvious bad faith?
Iām just going to have to heavily disagree that thereās ever been a logical objective basis in thinking that JK dislikes Jimin, or that heās uncomfortable with him. Iām not talking about shipping, I mean the people who think that theyāre not even friends, because thatās actually an insane thing to think, and no normal fan is going to look at JKs behavior, where he has had countless examples of encouraging, complimenting, having fun with, and supporting Jimin - who he literally enlisted together with - and then think that they donāt like each other, or that they have a bad relationship, or that JK is annoyed with or dislikes JM. What normal, rational person would actually think that JK would enlist with someone who made him uncomfortable? 99% of the things people use against JK are just normal friendly teasing, and I donāt think he should be expected to act like a friendless robot in fear of a handful of weirdos twisting his words so they can be shady and nasty towards Jimin on social media.
And honestly if people don't like JK's personality or how he comes off that's their right but it's also just their personal opinion, they shouldn't project that on JM who clearly doesn't mind and seems to really enjoy their dynamic a lot. If he didn't like it, he would call it out. Instead he has zero worries about fighting with JK in the military despite Jin's cautioning that even friends of ten years end up fighting. I've seen the hot and cold thing before, and maybe I'm just mostly coming up blank because I'm not one of those jkkrs with encyclopedic knowledge, but I think any moments like that were really not so serious to hold such a grudge over, or to be interpreted so extremely and then used to justify such illogical takes.
Also youāre saying that JJKs interpreting JKs words and actions shadily means something, but you know that PJMs have done the same thing with Jimin right? Like it was PJMs who started that whole thing during Yoongiās concert trying to imply that JM shaded JK when he said ARMYs were having more fun that night. Also Iāve seen PJMs posting that quote where JM said he was being careful about what he posts online while in the military to shade other members (and then they got mad when iirc KTHs took it personally lol). I also remember PJMs hyping up the fact that Jimin didnāt post for Seven (until he posted JKs hot100 #1). And I remember the whole debacle of that music show hug where both KTHs/PJMs were acting like it was the coldest, most impersonal hug theyāve ever seen and proof the two were no longer friends only for all that to be followed by vicnic and a lot of vmin moments. I can't remember the exact context but I think they've tried to do this with YG too. Solos projecting their negative feelings onto whoever they bias is not anything new, and itās not something that only happens with JK. Pretty sure a lot of PJMs and some JM biased spent a good chunk of CH2 trying to push the narrative that JM was purposefully distancing himself from tkk because a lot of them simply wanted it to be true, only for the last half of the year to be the literal opposite of that. I've also seen a few PJMs push the fanservice narrative despite that literally being something he receives an insane amount of hate for.
Itās also extremely typical to see stans projecting mean girl personalities onto whoever they bias, I see people do it with groups all the time. Hell, ARMYs just did the same thing with JKās comment about APT mentioning only Bruno implying he was shading Rose when I sincerely doubt that was his intention. Thatās just how people operate in stan spaces, and itās not the fault of the idols. Another example being aespa, those girls seem like theyāre friends with half the industry and yet I constantly see their stans trying to pretend theyāre shading every other group.
JJKs being what they are is probably a whole other discussion but no I do not blame JK for his solos being like that at all (just like I would never blame JM for PJMs). He also has a lot of token stans and success stans who donāt even like or respect him as a person, so no I donāt think they understand his personality or have any rational basis in interpreting his words and actions so negatively.
Anyway it's sad that humans always choose to focus on the negative. Someone could show they love another person or a thing all the time, and the few times they do something towards that person/thing that others perceive as the opposite of love, they'll latch onto it and conclude that person doesn't actually love the person/thing. And the other times they show that love won't matter to them anymore. The same way someone can be infinitely kind, patient and self-less but the one time they snap and express anger for some reason, people will be like "yep this is their real personality, these are their true colours, they were just pretending the whole time"
Anyways, I totally agree with this? Which is why your ask has me a bit confused (like is this bait to get me to yap in defense of JK š). Isnāt this like the perfect example of victim blaming then, because youāre saying itās JKs fault that people are choosing to overlook all the good and nice things he does or says to focus on only their negative interpretation instead. Maybe your point is you feel that JK is genuinely being rude or insensitive, which is where I disagree, because imo 99% of the time itās people choosing to misinterpret his actions to fit their narrative/agenda, and the 1% is normal, human emotion and all seven of them have had their moments.
Jungkook shouldnāt be held to impossible standards just because toxic fans exist, he doesnāt deserve to be dehumanized like that. I just fundamentally do not believe that he or any of the members need to cater to these types of fans, I donāt think they should have to live their lives being paranoid about what they say and do being taken out of context and twisted to that extent. Again, the only people who think that JK hates Jimin are super baised solos and shippers, not normal average fans, and JK shouldnāt have to alter his behavior to cater to those people who will most definitely find a way to twist his words and actions regardless of what he says or does, antis even do this with BTS in general, with Namjoon especially for fanwars all the time trying to twist his words. None of the members should ever be held at fault for their toxic solos or shippers.
anyways, I never found the right moment to post this video, but it's vaguely relevant here so I'll go ahead and add it. every time the discourse about the members being rude to each other pops up I think of this ProZD video about friends
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#discourse#ask#anon#jikook#i didn't mean to dip into discourse#now i have to balance with two fun jkk posts#when i get a min#but no i really hate the way that some jkkrs treat jk#i think a lot of people get very oversensitive#bc of how toxic the shipping environment is#jungkook
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random castordei thought i js had: what if mydei does die (and get revived obviously) from castoriceās touch at the beginning, but gradually builds up an immunity to it
like their first encounters would be a little prickly because the curse does work on him, but mydei already notices that coming back to life after dying by castoriceās hand is much more painless than on other occasions. they meet up more often, and each time his body takes less time to regenerate, until one day, he doesnāt die at allāhe just feels himself go completely limp in her arms, muscles relaxed for the first time in years. and it feels weird, because heās usually incapable of letting go of all the tension in his body like that, but castorice just has that effect on him. so now, his main reason for seeing her is needing to relax his muscles and clear his mind, which helps him sleep better and because heās in love with her
#they have invaded every last corner of my brain and now live there free of charge#like every day i have a random thought abt them#what if castorice asks aglaea to sow a couple pink flowers into her dress bc she knows mydei likes pink#canon fact btw this man adds milk to his pomegranate juice to make it pink#heās so me#anyway back to the point#or that mydei takes the cloth (or wtv that is) covering his upper body off when he hugs castorice for maximum warmth#and sheās js sitting there with tears in her eyes going āyeah its fine lord mydeiā#girl is the final boss of being touch starved#hsr#hsr castorice#hsr mydei#castordei#need 500k jades for no reason other than castordei team#lmaoooo jk i know itās not happening#but still#ALL OR NOTHING š©š¦š°#why is the only hat here a top hat#AVENTURINE DOES NOT WEAR A TOP HAT#ā¦#now i wanna draw him with a top hat and a monocle#i need to go to bed#š¦š·
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Hi, Tin! I love your writing and I have a prompt for you, if you are interested) what if Tang family is too afraid of Tang Bo leaving permanently and eloping with Cheong Myeong? So they initiate marriage negotiations with Mount Hua. It can be angst (CM is socially isolated and insecure about his position) or romantic comedy (awkward situations and protective Cheong Mun), up to you). Thank you in advance!
It was a well-established fact that the Dark Saint of the Tang Family was one of their generation's best.
So it came as no surprise when an influx of marriage proposals flooded their family's estateābecause rumors started flying around that the Dark Saint was in search of a partner.
The Dark Saint held a reputation for being cold and ruthless. To cultivators and martial artists, he was someone they feared making into an enemy due to his sheer battle prowess and poisonous abilities. To normal civilians, he was a genius who wielded the Tang Family's techniques with cool precision and intent; to them, he was just another mysterious cultivator that they would only ever know of through gossip and stories.
However, in recent years, something shifted. His reputation among common folk was slowly altered. It started off with a supposed battle between him and the Plum Blossom Sword Saint which turned into a sudden and unexpected friendship.
Whereas in the past the Dark Saint would only go around Sichuan and closeby villages, he was now found going around different major cities and unknown ones.
He was often in the company of Mount Hua's Plum Blossom Sword Saint, who worked with him side-by-side to eradicate groups from the Demonic Cult and the occasional bandits and thieves.
For supposed Taoists, the two visited different establishments to drink alcohol and talk cheerily. It was during one of these moments that the first rumor began its spark.
"Ahhhh," The Plum Blossom Sword Saint groans in satisfaction. "That sure hits the spot!"
The Dark Saint chuckles as he tosses back his own drink. "If only I could enjoy everyday like this. Alcohol really is the best."
"What would your future wife think?" The Plum Blossom Sword Saint jokingly and dramatically shakes his head in disappointment. "To have a husband who loves alcohol more than his own wife...!"
The Dark Saint wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. "Trust me, I would make sure that my wife knows full-well just how much I love them."
The two of them share a silent, private conversation with just their eyes alone, that none of the other restaurant's customers could decipher, before they leave a generous tip and went on their way.
It snowballs from there.
All of a sudden gossip went around about the Dark Saint's interest in finding a wife. And so several people came to the same conclusion.
The reason why the Dark Saint is travelling around more than usual is because he's looking for a prospective wife.
Clearly, the Plum Blossom Sword Saint was there to provide moral support. How truly admirable and strong their brotherhood must be!
On the other hand, the head of the Tang Family was fully aware of their Dark Saint's single-minded interest in Mount Hua's Chung Myung.
Seeing all the stacks of letters that ranged from proposing strategic alliances and general marriage offers brought the current head of the Tang Family to a very different conclusion.
Tang Bo was trying to slowly draw himself away from their family by leaving their estate. He might be on the hunt, jumping from village to village, trying to create a dowry befitting for the hand of the Plum Blossom Sword Saint and scouting out all the best locations to settle down in.
It really wouldn't be too surprising of an idea if one day a letter turns up from the man with an intent of permanently moving to Mount Hua or some backwater village.
The Tang Family head shakes the thought of losing one of their best and genius members to one of the Ten Great Sects. If he wanted to maintain their family's reputation, he'll need to strike the first move.
And so he begins to pen a decisive letter to the Sect Leader of Mount Hua.
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Chung Mun's hands tremble as reads the letter sent to him by the Tang Family.
'Who did they think they were?' He would have bit out if he had any less self-restraint. The paper crumples in his grip and he receives a questioning glance from Chung Myung who was sprawled eating mooncakes on the opposite side of his desk.
"What's got you so worked up?" The subject of the letter askswithout a care.
Chung Mun takes a deep breath. "The Tang Family wishes for you to transfer into their estate."
He refuses to say out loud the marriage proposal that came along with this request. His Chung Myung was too young! The man might be a sixty years old, but that round face, cheeks carelessly bulging with mooncakes with crumbs littered on his chin, screamed too young for marriage!
"Oh." Chung Myung nods in understanding.
Chung Mun is glad that Chung Myung agrees that this was nonsensical. To think, they thought that Chung Myung would even leave Mount Hua forā
"After the war is over, Tang Bo and I were planning to be roommates and travel the world a bit."
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"Roommates?" Chung Mun's voices comes out slightly strangled.
"Yup. It's going to be great."
"No."
"'No'?"
Chung Mun tries to run through his previous conversations with Tang Bo. He knew that the man was capable of being underhanded, but he was also well-aware that Tang Bo respected him enough to not blind-side him with something like this. Especially since it concerned Chung Myung.
...
...Oh no.
"Fuck." Chung Mun says, full of feeling as he recalls Tang Bo off-handedly asking permission to live together with Chung Myung in the future.
"...Sect Leader?"
Chung Mun had thought that was a joke! He thought Tang Bo wasn't being serious! They were talking with alcohol in their systems!
The alarmed look that crosses Chung Myung's face informed Chung Mun that the way he felt his blood drain from his face was a visible, physical reaction.
"He asked for your hand in marriage." Chung Mun says faintly. "I said yes."
Chung Myung blinked at him. "Yeah? He told me?"
Okay. Tang Bo, to his credit, hasn't been leaving Chung Myung in the dark at least.
If Chung Myung knows and isn't reacting violently that means that he isn't completely against this. Even if Chung Mun was, he had to reorganize his priorties.
And his number one would be to make sure Chung Myung was happy.
((And to make sure that the Tang Family doesn't think they can step on Chung Mun and pull his little brother away.))
"I'll have to recheck the sect's budget and my own savings to make sure we have enough for the wedding preparations..." Chung Mun mutters as he begins drafting a response to the Tang Family with what he thought were better marriage agreement conditions.
But then, a flash of dread causes Chung Mun to pause writing and leave a dark ink blot on the paper. He suspected, but he really wishes that he was wrongā!
"Huh?" Chung Myung gives Chung Mun a confused look. "We already got married though?"
#cmun: you didn't invite me to your wedding??!?!?!?!?#cm: we literally just a signed a paper and kissed#cm and tb eloped because cm didn't want to stretch out mount hua's resources during a war bc of wedding prep#tb and cm are too in love and just decided to get married in the middle of a drinking session actually#they only realized what they did when they woke up the next day but then 'hm? this isn't bad tho?'#anyway cmun asks them to redo their marriage lol he def cries when cmyung bows to him in lieu during the three bows#the tang and mount hua come to an agreement that they get half a year each š#and if tang bo still dies in this au and cm is left a widower......jk jk but then again#Ā»āāāāāāāāāāā#sorry this took me a while š„ŗš irl wasn't kicking it HAHAHAHA#I'm super happy to hear you enjoy my writing and thank you so much for the prompt WAHAHAHAHA#i havent finished reading the side stories yet so sorry if I messed up canon#might come back to this prompt if I find out more info bc there's so much to explore š#and i had to stop bc this was already 1.1k HAHAHAHA#tangchung#chung myung#chung mun#tang bo#rotmhs#rotbb#return of mount hua sect#return of the blossoming blade#tin writes#my ask hole#w-s-kibela
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whatās sex with bc jk like?
Rough, deeply intimate, fulfilling, lewd and exhausting
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Dumbass question but could Liu qingge do a sonic rainboom?
i feel like i'm entitled to emotional compensation for the way this ask was sent to me with the assumption that i would understand the reference well enough to provide an informed answer
i did in fact understand the reference, so: probably not, because lqg is not associated with a rainbow, and his own version of the effect would reflect him in some way
if sonic rainboom-adjacent effects were written into PIDW they'd be done in whatever way produced the coolest or most extreme effects for the audience to enjoy
as such,
#sonic kaboom. i guess.#and just for the record lbh's version would produce an explosion that's just slightly larger#and (for no explained reason) gives off smoke with an aphrodisiac effect#actually jk i just thought of an explanation it's bc any sonic boom effect created with xin mo is going to be influenced by xin mo#anon why did u do this to me (affectionate)#nyoomerr ask#svsss meme#liu qingge#uh also just in case no one recognizes it the art is from official russian svsss novel
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I really like kafhoshi ... it good.... Ther s so much potential and so much material to work with AND YET THERES LIKE NOTHING!!!!! *Rolls up my sleeves* gotta do everything myself in this damn house...
#kafhoshi#kafka x hoshina#kafka/hoshina#jk jk i will not be doing everything. bc i cannot write. and i dont mean im not great at it i like have a legit mental block#ill draw tho!!!!!!!!! i will draw!!!!!!!!#i just think about... how theyre conpeting for the same spot (tho hoshina already has that spot hes fighting to keep it)#and how hoshina was the one to vouch for kafka to be passed as a cadet (partially due to suspicion of him but still)#and also indirectly says that part of why he did that/keeps him around is because he's a stubborn guy who never gives up and that reminds -#him of himself (bc hes been told to give up his whole life too and he still hasnt. theyre both stubborn bastards)#and that hes been ''taken in by his charm'' (along with everyone else cus everyone cant help but love him)#and also they canonically train together sometimes. alone. together. come on man thats such an easy target to make it gay#just have someone pin the other person to a surface while sparring and have there be Tension and Energy there. easy.#just come onnnnnnn if you dont have ideas ASK ME#ASK ME FOR IDEAS. ESPECIALLY FOR WRITING CUS I CANT DO THAT MYSELF I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD THO
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Hey there!! I love your artstyle, can I request a lance McClain drawing? He's from Voltron! It's ok if not for any reason
And yeah! Thanks for taking requests and, well, creating art in general. It's very discouraging to artists to see how much society doesn't appreciate the work that goes into it (ai is a recent example...). And idk, seeing actual art is very nice/inspiring.
Have a great day/night!!

Tysm my dear ā¤ļøāā¹I very much appreciate it ~ Voltron has been on my watch list for ages !! I hope I did him justice !
#ask#doodle requests#Voltron#lance mcclain#artists on tumblr#kaz draws#kaz!300 milestone#also pawsomecreature is so right!! SUPPORT YOUR ARTISTS WRITERS AND CREATORS !!!#if you sent me an doodle req Iām still working on it - I promise- I did these bc I had the time#and then of course life said jk nvm lol- hoping to finish up the rest this week/next !!#thank you again !!!!#pawsomecreature#<3
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ok 1 more oliver day thing. i thought this joke would be kinda funny
#my art lol#vocaloid#oliver vocaloid#flower vocaloid#fukase vocaloid#utatane piko#ok this one's just silly so idk if it needs more tags#'flower and fukase are terrible at giving gifts' is a a misconception. oliver; who asks for the weirdest shit for his bday-#jkjk. but then again my oliver is just a gremlin so he would be ecstatic about getting a chainsaw and a tarantula (to eat) for his bday LMA#not that he'll say no to that big squishy bird plush he's prob excited abt that too. but he is feral gremlin at heart... akjshgkj jk#but also WAOW YEAH. its so funny they let him age exactly one (1) year with his maghni ai release lmfao. forever 13 now?#13 is a funnier number lowkey given the like. spooky ooh unlucky number connotations. but wack tho 13 YEARS SINCE 2011?#im still on the fence abt his maghni ai voice tbh but maybe if there's more demos i'll see... really curious abt the multilingual modes#also yes bc i have a terrible sense of humor the spider-eating jokes will never get old to me. im sorry. idc if its overused its funny
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will always find it so interesting how army made the "jk is a minimoni anti" joke about him being jealous over namjoon....
https://x.com/jklovesjoon/status/1870891537451950488
Oh my god, that video š¬ just⦠so corny and unfunny. My thing is, why wouldnāt they just make it a namjikook throuple thing - arenāt ARMYs all about poly-BTS? Thatās why the ARMYs who make it about only n*mkook are so transparent to me⦠š
Anyways, imo one of the reasons for this is because thereās actually a lot of HL x JM/JK shippers in this fandom who feel a similar way about Jikook as tkkrs do (just not as extreme lol). Maybe 90% of the fandom are shippers & that also includes a lot of HL x ML shippers who operate like, well, shippers. It doesnāt really matter if they think their ship is real or not, itās still pretty common to feel jealous/resentful when another ārivalā ship is getting all the moments they want for their own ship - especially when a lot of BTS shippers are basically Y/Nās who heavily project onto one member of their ship while being infatuated with the other.
This is pretty common in shipping in general, tons of fictional ships have absolutely batshit insane fanwars so it wouldnāt surprise me if there were lots of non-serious BTS shippers who also got weird and dismissive about Jikook out of the same kind of petty jealousy that tkkrs feel. They donāt even have to be a shipper to feel that way tbh, some people are just really attached to the idea of their faves being the closest (and Iām not saying everyone who ships other pairings that involve JM/JK feel this way, plenty are normal and even like jkk, but thereās definitely a large enough group who are super weird about itā¦)
I think this is one of the reasons why so many Jikook moments get so heavily OT7-ified compared to other duos. The way that the fandom still refers to JKās JM live as JKās "BTS content" live is the biggest example of this to me, itās actually insane. I remember the way the quotes were just full of people talking about how much JK āmissed his hyungsā and how heās āwatching BTS content just like me!ā. It felt like none of them even acknowledged that it was a Jimin teasing video either, the whole thing was pretty wild. It's sort of the same situation with AYS and the kinds of clips that would circulate ARMY spaces vs the ones that were noticeably absent.
Like, can you imagine how many ARMYs were probably a little bothered by JK saying that the AYS trips were the best of his life? - literally every brand of JK shipper + the really intense OT7 ARMYs who want to think that theyāre only happy as seven and have no individuality outside of being a group, hopefully you know the sort of ARMYs I mean, obviously I know JK loves the group and Iām sure the next BV will be very meaningful.
Anyways, sorry for giving you such a long and serious answer to this lmao š itās a petty rant and not that big of a deal or anything, but itās just kind of tiring the way this fandom is constantly downplaying jkks bond, picking it apart and making it about other members. It would be nice if they could just give jkk their flowers and celebrate their moments w/out so much obvious jealousy or whatever. And ofc I donāt care what other people ship or if someone wants to make that whole mini/moni thing about nmkook because they ship it, itās just annoying that those people will pose as non-biased ARMYs and how all of that has really impacted the whole fandom climate & how jikook are treated/talked about. Itās definitely not the end of the world or anything, but it annoys me enough to rant about every now and then lol.
Also, ofc I know thereās plenty of cool non-jkkr ARMYs who do totally appreciate and hype Jikook!! Maybe even the majority of them are totally normal about it, itās just that there's enough people who are like this that itās noticeable and annoying.
I was talking about this with someone the other day but - Iām not sure if you know what a āNOTPā is - Iām pretty sure Jikook make up the majority of NOTPs in the fandom lol.
#discourse#ask#anon#jikook#sorry for all the fandom discourse posts š#not sure if ppl dislike these sorts of posts in the tag#also the way the vid#doesn't even make sense#bc the videos are JK being jealous OF NJ#not over him#meaning it hints more at jkk? š#but ofc they wouldnt understand that#well ill stop#ppl can like what they like#but a lot of armys are annoying because#theyre all biased and shippers but pretend not to be š
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hello there can you please do Ford comforting Mabel From a nightmare!! Thank you. your art is really amazing keep up the good work!!šš
took me a while just to decide on how exactly Ford would comfort Mabel. In her words, āHug it out!ā
Also Iām glad you like my work! <3
#art#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#ask box#requests#ford pines#mabel pines#He got woken up in the middle of the night#Jk#he was never sleeping#But heāll def go to bed after this#With Mabel by his side bc sheās too scared to go to bed alone#Then dipper will join them#Then probably stan
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THE HOUSE OF MALCONAIRE AS THE QUEENS OF TAROT
eithne malconaire as QUEEN OF PENTACLES (nurting, big-hearted, down to earth, resourceful, trustworthy/indfference, disappointment, loss)
brigit malconaire as QUEEN OF SWORDS (honest, astute, forthright, witty, experienced/cynical, distant, sharp-tongued)
aoife malconaire as QUEEN OF CUPS (loving, tender-hearted, intuitive, psychic, spiritual/mysticism, darkness, insecurity)
roisin malconaire as QUEEN OF WANDS (attractive, wholehearted, energetic, cheerful, self-assured/aggressive, selfish, insecure)
#eithne malconaire#brigit malconaire#aoife malconaire#about#i was originally intending to do a pentacles edit ~for everyone~ but i couldn't find the images i wanted so we got this instead#like the whole house is the house of earth and obv this gives other elements but yknowwww#mine#image#added a green filter to all of these but like...you can't really tell for aoife klsdajfkljdfj but i swear its thereee!!#ok but actually aligned brigit w stafford is really interesting smth smth celestial witches#and ik i ~should be thinking of aligning aoife w calleary and obv they're the water house but i can't help but whisper 'lorcan' <33333#rosie two weeks ago: yay calainon! rosie today: there's ~another house of fire right?? ;DD jk jk#and obv we already been knew that eithne is ~the~ lady of malconaire/earth <333333333#and sure enough her traits easily aligned#bc i assigned them blind i pulled up a thing of traits of the queens wo looking at which was which <33333#if you'd asked me i probs would've said brigit=fire/spirit aoife=air/mind rosie=water/emotion...and obv i def woulda said eithne=earth/real#<3333#so it was cool to be proven wrong!!
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