#asmodeusincorrect

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Levi: So... I went through an entire character arc this week. Levi: FYI, I became more evil if you're curious. Asmo: Don't worry, the week isn't over yet. There's still time for a redemption arc if you're worried! Levi: Well now I'm just going to get worse on purpose.

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Asmo: oh come on belphie, I wasn't THAT drunk!

Belphie: ...

Belphie: you tired to color my face with a bunch of highlighters because you said I was really important

Asmo: but you are silly!

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Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC:….

Solomon:….

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

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Mammon: MC just texted me! I need flirting tips!

Asmo: Try a compliment! Something about how they smell or about their eyes maybe.

Mammon: Alright!

Mammon, texting: “Your eyes smell nice”

Asmo:...

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Asmo: What is the hardest thing to say?

Belphie: I was wrong.

Lucifer: I need help.

Mammon: Worcestershire sauce

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Asmo: You can’t rush perfection

Lucifer: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you

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Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

Source: Tumblr (pretty sure)

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Asmo: My goodness Satan, you really need to start reacting when people cry!

Satan: I did.

Satan: I rolled my eyes.

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Mammon: HEY! just so y'know, i'm a creative person!

MC: what do you create?

Asmo: chaos

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Asmo: satan, wanna hang out?

Satan: sorry, I have a meeting to attend to.

Asmo: with who...?

Satan: not gonna tell you

Satan: it's a cats only event

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[On a mountain hike]

Satan: It’s beautiful out here.

Asmo: And quiet.

Lucifer: Too quiet.

Levi: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Beel with a bear in a headlock]

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Lucifer: [sigh]

Lucifer: anyone care to explain why levi is laying on the floor here?

Asmo: he's a little overwhelmed

Lucifer: because?

Asmo: mc smiled at him a few minutes ago

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Belphie: Nothing in life is free.

Asmo: Love is free!

Levi: Adventure (in games) are free.

Satan: Knowledge is free.

Mammon: Everything is free if ya take it without payin'!

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[A text message conversation]

Asmo: i'm getting Starbucks what do you want

Mammon:

Asmo: i'm in line what do you want

Mammon:

Asmo: i'm about to order what do you want

Mammon:

Asmo: uh, HELLO??

Mammon:

[later]

Asmo: this tastes good

Mammon: can you get me a drink-

Asmo: i already bought it

Mammon: THEN GO BACK AND GET ME A DRINK

Asmo: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IDIOT-

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Asmo: Hehe, I told Beel that his ears turn red when he lies.

Satan: Oh?

Lucifer: Beel, I heard someone destroyed Madam Scream's yesterday. Did you do it?

Beel: [covering his ears] No...?

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Asmo: [yawns]

MC: being pretty must be tiring

Asmo: [turns to mc] then you must be exhausted as well!

MC:

MC: [blushes]