#solomonincorrect

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Belphie: Shut the hell up Mammon Mammon:…I didn’t say anything Solomon: But you were thinking

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Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC:….

Solomon:….

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

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Solomon: I know you’re shy. That’s okay. I know the perfect way to get MC to notice you.

Levi: How?

Solomon: YO MC!

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Lucifer: Say one more word I dare you

Mammon: ”One More Word”

Lucifer: ...

MC, whispering to Solomon: Should we run?

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Solomon: *on the phone* Hi, I'd like to order a cake.

Person on the phone: Alright, and what would you like the cake to say?

Solomon: *covers phone speaker and whispers to Luke* Do we want a talking cake?

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Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

Source: Tumblr (pretty sure)

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Solomon: [drawing a pentagram on the floor]

Luke: What are you doing?

Solomon: You told me to satanize the house.

Luke: I SAID SANITIZE, SOLOMON.

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Barbatos: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Simeon: B-bees...?

Barbatos: HE HAS ACCEPTED THE BEES

Simeon: W-wait! That's not-

Solomon: [runs out of the kitchen with a jar of bees]

Simeon: WAIT-

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Solomon, kicks the door open: SIMEON-

Simeon: shh! luke is asleep right now!

Solomon, whispering: sorry

Simeon, whispering: what's wrong?

Solomon, whispering: there's a fire in our kitchen right now

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Satan: I don't care what you say from now on. I'm going to my room.

Solomon: Water is not wet.

Satan, slowly turning to Solomon: What the hell did you just say?

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Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-

Solomon: Fuck.

Luke: [Gasps]

Simeon: ...swear as in promise.

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Asmo: Aw come on Solomon, I'm your favorite demon right~?

Solomon: Be quiet or else I’m gonna set you on fire.

Asmo: Oh wow, now THAT'S hot.

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Solomon: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

MC: Huh? You've been in jail before?!

Solomon: Once. In Monopoly.

MC:

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[MC & Solomon chilling at a cafe in the human world]

MC: [sigh] I miss Mammon. What should I do...?

Solomon: Why not send a telepathic message?

MC: [Says it telepathically] Mammon... I miss you...

[Meanwhile... in devildom]

Mammon: [GASP]

Mammon: I MUST GO. MC IS CALLING ME

The bros: what in the fuck-

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Solomon: so I just tried making a reservation at the library...

Luke: solomon, you don't need a reserva-

Solomon: but I couldn't get one

Solomon: why you ask?

Luke: please no

Solomon: because it was fully-

Luke: no-

Solomon: -booked.

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Solomon: Trick or yeet?

Luke: yeet...?

Solomon: [throws luke]

Luke: [scREAMS]