#beelzebubincorrect

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Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC:….

Solomon:….

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

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Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

Source: Tumblr (pretty sure)

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[On a mountain hike]

Satan: It’s beautiful out here.

Asmo: And quiet.

Lucifer: Too quiet.

Levi: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Beel with a bear in a headlock]

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Asmo: Hehe, I told Beel that his ears turn red when he lies.

Satan: Oh?

Lucifer: Beel, I heard someone destroyed Madam Scream's yesterday. Did you do it?

Beel: [covering his ears] No...?

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Luke: you have no idea what i'm capable of!

Beel: don't take it personally, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake

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Beel: mc, can you help me? all of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason

MC: [wearing a hoodie that’s 5 times bigger than their size] spooky

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Lucifer, lecturing Mammon: Diavolo will not be pleased about this Mammon. Explain.

Mammon: I ain't gonna tell ya!

Lucifer: TELL ME WHY-

Asmo, breaks down Lucifer's door: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE

Satan: TELL ME WHY

Levi: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE

Belphie: TELL ME WHY

Beel: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

Diavolo: I WANT IT THAT WAY~

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Luke: I must tell Simeon how delicious these candies are-

Beel: Luke, what are you eating?

Luke: [chews faster]

Beel: WHAT ARE YOU EATING??

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Lucifer: I’ll buy lunch for whoever can make Mammon go to sleep first.

Beel, holding a giant frying pan: Where is he

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Mammon: all right! a water fight!

Beel: satan are you joining us?

Satan: sure i'll play

Satan: just gonna wait for the water to boil

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Beel: who's on dinner duty tonight?

Satan: that would be mammon.

Satan: he should be here right about-

Mammon, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: GUESS WHAT WE'RE HAVING FOR DINNER

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Behlpie: We're back.

Belphie: Beel was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Beel: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Belphie: Beel, you ate the menu and food signs there.

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Lucifer: It's hard being the eldest sometimes, but I care about my brothers and that's all that matters-

Levi: Lucifer! Let me know when my new 4 boxes of Ruri-chan figures arrive!

Asmo: Lucifer! Should I wear something fancy or casual today?

Satan: Belphie... you are sleeping on MY books.

Belphie: Zzz...

Beel: Lucifer, where are the sauces at?

Mammon: GUYS I'M STILL HANGING UPSIDE DOWN HERE. HELP!

Lucifer: [inhales]

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The brothers: happy birthday mc!

Beel: ready for your birthday surprise?

MC: wow! that’s a giantic wrapped up present!

MC:

MC: mammon is inside it, isn’t he?

The present: no

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[another night at the house of lamentation]

Belphie: [flails arms and legs around in bed]

Beel: what are you doing?

Belphie: trying to figure out which end of the blanket is the long end

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[sets the kitchen on fire]

Mammon: holy crap we need an adult

Belphie: YOU ARE AN ADULT

Beel: Aren’t we all technically adults

Mammon, looking extremely horrified: oh shit

Mammon: WE NEED AN ADULTER ADULT. GO GET LUCIFER