#satanincorrect

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Mammon: Yo, I need your advice on something Satan: Like you'll take it. Mammon: I take your advice! Satan: *raises eyebrow* Mammon: ...occasionally

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Satan: What do you think Diavolo will do for a distraction?

Belphie: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Belphie: ... or he could do that.

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Lucifer: Where are you going?

Satan: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car

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Satan and Belphie: We can explain.

Lucifer: Can you?

Satan: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie, yes.

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Belphie: can you tuck me in?

Satan: ?

Satan: you handed me a shovel?

Belphie: yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

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Levi: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Mammon: I'm as sure as I am honest!

Satan: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Lucifer: Satan, why were you up yesterday until 3 am?

Satan: Wait, how did you know I was up until 3 am?

Belphie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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MC: Wow, are you two twins?

Lucifer: Oh certainly not, he's just my stunt double.

Satan: HEY-

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Asmo: My goodness Satan, you really need to start reacting when people cry!

Satan: I did.

Satan: I rolled my eyes.

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Lucifer: good morning

Belphie: good morning

Levi: good morning

Satan: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Mammon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS-

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Lucifer: Must you always attack me with your words, Satan?

Satan: Should I use rocks instead?

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Random Demon: hey, can I have your number?

MC: uh-

Satan: [slaps the random demon's phone to the ground]

Satan: it's broken, sorry.

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Asmo: satan, wanna hang out?

Satan: sorry, I have a meeting to attend to.

Asmo: with who...?

Satan: not gonna tell you

Satan: it's a cats only event

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Satan: my biggest pet peeve? people using big words they don't understand to act smart

Mammon: i photosynthesize with that

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[On a mountain hike]

Satan: It’s beautiful out here.

Asmo: And quiet.

Lucifer: Too quiet.

Levi: Did we lose someone?

[cut to Beel with a bear in a headlock]

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Belphie: Nothing in life is free.

Asmo: Love is free!

Levi: Adventure (in games) are free.

Satan: Knowledge is free.

Mammon: Everything is free if ya take it without payin'!