#awkies

[the-qalankhais-sweetheart]

Been thinking of my lovely SLP homies I'm found on here. I'm wondering, should I make a purely SLP advice blog on here, or just post a bunch of SLP advice posts on this blog? If I do make a new one, what would y'all prefer - a sideblog, or an entirely new account?

[bialvindraper]

was trying to find a mutuals new url (ik they changed it for ttpd) and it turns out they actually unfollowed me. fun :/

[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

Opeli: High Mage, we arrested the assassin behind King Harrows death. We found him wandering around the castle eating jelly tarts.

Callum: Release my father-in-law.

Opeli:

[wyrm-with-a-why]

D-16 I relate to you so much baby

Anyways I headcanon that baby megs would start info dumping and getting so excited but he’d either a)see the look on the other persons face and go dead quiet or b)someone would start yelling at him or get annoyed or grumble that Megatron already told this story and he’d never be as excited as before

[fluffygiraffe]

Eotu Awki Lore!

Eotu Awki is a Tanuki/Raccoon dog made completely of Grape Yogurt through and through! But that doesn't stop him from spreading joy throughout multiple universes through Magic Shows! And some... Other ways. If they want, of course.

Backstory!

██████ is an Imaginary Being (The same species as Gorf!) that was brought to life by StarDust sprinkling onto ███████'s head, but unfortunately, his creator didn't need him anymore. So, having magic abilities such as being able to alter reality temporarily with his hard plastic wand and having a hammerspace in his hat, he had the great idea of performing magic shows in a theatre, which also doubled as his home! Fortunately, everybody LOVED THEM! He was a hit with small children and adults alike!

But after years went by, people stopped coming to the shows. Slowly, he began to learn about the most horrid, terrible things the world could offer, and he hated it. Before he could act, he was ███████, completely destroying his left arm and lower body. So rushing back to the theatre, he used his wand to bring himself and said theatre to a void-like area. To save himself, he used his magic to turn himself into something that doesn't exactly classify as alive. He became █████████, something no sane Imaginary Being would wish upon themself.

Such a bad experience causes bad emotions, but due to his new state, he begins to bubble and melt due to this. His body was unstable and weak, so any bad emotion could simply cause him to turn into a puddle if he wasn't careful. So, to regain his powers and stop his risk of death, such bad emotions were used as food for his wand. In such a rush, he had accidentally caused himself to forget his name. But hey, at least his new rubber wand could calm him down and help him forget his problems for a little while! What a wonderful little thing, is it not?

After many years of loneliness and nonsensical thought, he had a sudden urge. Out of the blue, he had an urge... to perform a magic show? So, after pulling decorations and balloons that felt just right from his hat to decorate and waiting behind the curtain, suddenly, somebody came through. Somebody that needed a cheering up. And he performed. And he wasn't lonely, even for a little bit.

From then on, he performed magic shows for the sad of the universe, only to send them back home afterward. But after a while, he had gotten bored. He knew his shows were only temporary, but what could be permanent?

Therapist? No, he has no license. Pharmacist? What's a medication?

Soon, during one of his shows, he wasn't exactly succeeding in making his guest happy. But then, he had an idea. Using his wand that he had only used on himself all these years on this person, they became happy. They looked different, acted different, and felt different. But most importantly, they were happy.

They stayed with him for a little while longer, giggled and clapped happily with him, jumped with joy, and played with him! It was amazing! They actually wanted to be his friend! And they didn't seem to care about the harsh realities of life anymore as well! In fact, it seemed they didn't know they existed at all.

Although our little Tanuki friend was tired after using this ability and it was also temporary as well (so he had to send the confused guy home when he was in quite a daze after a quick explanation), he had new thoughts. Better thoughts that didn't hurt to think about. Solid thoughts that made sense.

He had a new goal, an actual goal. Get to an actual universe to transform it and make everybody happy inside it.

And with that, he discovered he had a new name, a perfect name, one that would, no, WILL be loved throughout lands. Eotu Awki.

End of the Universe. As we know it.

~

HEEHEHEHEJFGDSGYFSHJF HE'S EVIL >:) But good! We don't know. I don't care. I love him. Time to post Wand Affected characters.

[venusandsaturnsrings]

it’s my birthday… if anyone cares!! celebratory fic later :3

[ghoulibrat]

I wish i weren't so awkward bud

[todayisafridaynight]

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan! Its infected my brain as well (<- predictable deerposter behavior)

oh that one :) ive at least seen the deer girl floatin bout my tl ...

hearin only good things bout GK is always a good sign ... can only hope ill have someone drag me by the ankles to watch/read it someday

[pathologising]

why does my roomate keep sneaking some man into the house like all of us aren't adults who don't give a shit !!! It's OK girl

[theuwuafterhours]

you are so beautiful it's driving me insane! i want you so bad!

[xomoosexo]

dream stares off into the void sometimes during fan interactions but we still know how much he loves us 💀

thinking about how much he prefers to get his thoughts out on paper because he feels like he is much more eloquent in writing and how he always tries to communicate verbally how much he loves us cause that's his best avenue of communicating how he feels:(

[jaime-scribbles-games]

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[fluffygiraffe]

Eotu: I have the solution to anxiety, depression, and just general misery! The Solution:

i'll have to post the lore of Eotu Awki here so I can finally post some Wand versions of my characters/aus without it making no sense.

[fferret]

im very sorry to hear you’re going through a really rough time right now :( do u need anything or anyone to talk to during this time ?

well i certainly wont be turning down any possible friends atm 🥹 i dunno who you are but…! regardless!

[asanjou]

person i met at uni asked me to meet up for drinks w them and i can't tell if it's in a date way or just a making connections as a first year at uni way... we're at like 3 months post 7 year relationship breakup so i feel like i still wanna chill myself for a bit but i don't wanna be awkies

[harukaluvr]

YEAHH