#based of a reddit post

[st4r-sw1tchblade]

[internetgreatesthits]

[atvie]

dadan made them take it

dadan addition here

[opera-ghost]

fun fact: in the phantom of the opera (1925), the name "the phantom of the opera" is never spoken. this is because it's a silent film

[gothamite-rambler]

A lady with one leg rolled over to Batman in her wheelchair, staring up at him. Him and Robin weren't expecting this, but curious what she needed them for.

Stacy (hands resting on her lap): Right, so my stalker, Kenneth, stole my prosthetic leg, and he’s holed up in the apartment on the second floor. Can you help me get it back?

Robin (bewildered): Wh- What?

Batman nodded, unfazed by the request, since he had dealt with Kenneth and Stacy for the last five years. However, stealing her prosthetic leg was a new low.

Batman: Him stealing your leg is definitely a first.

Stacy (with a hint of resignation): Yep, yep, yep. At least I’ll get some money from suing him for this. That'll make moving ten times easier.

Batman: Definitely… Alright, second floor. What’s the apartment number?

Stacy: 218. You can just kick the door in.

Batman: On it. Robin, stay with Stacy.

Robin: Why are you acting like this is normal?

Batman didn’t respond, vanishing into the apartment complex and heading upstairs to 218. Robin, new to this situation walked over to Stacy unsure what to say first.

Robin (placing a hand on the woman's arm, awkward): He stole your leg?

Stacy (nonchalant): Yep. We used to work together, but he got fired. I had the prosthetic leg before, and he broke into my apartment a few blocks away. I found out through a Reddit post that he was the one who took it… Good thing I had a wheelchair, right?

Robin: I… He… Why does my father know you? Let’s start there.

Stacy: He’s helped me out before. We go way back. You're the new Robin, huh? How’s that going for you?

Robin (accepting this is real life): Not bad. Getting used to certain aspects of Gotham… like this situation.

Stacy nodded, relaxing slightly in her wheelchair. A few tense minutes passed before Batman returned, holding Stacy's prosthetic leg and dragging Kenneth along, who was desperately clinging to the leg.

Kenneth: Oh, hi, Stacy… I was just, uh… going to return it—

Stacy bonked Kenneth on the head with her leg, cutting him off.

Stacy: Thanks, for the help Batman. Now, do you mind waiting here while I call the cops?

Batman: Yeah, it’s a slow night.

Kenneth (whining): Please, I don’t want to go to jail! I’m too pretty for the joint! Why can’t she just love me?

Robin: You stole her leg? She already had a missing leg, and then you took it again? That's like Joker-levels of damn weird! Sorry.

Batman: You get a pass on the language here.

Stacy: Honestly, the Joker wouldn’t even do this. This is more of a Mad Hatter move. I’ll probably have to sanitize this in bleach.

Batman and Robin: Yeah.

this is based off a real reddit post and yes that's how she found out he stole her damn leg!

[mayordea]

redrew a banner i drew for the jojo subreddit in 2020 now that jodio is here :] original under cut

[jemgirl86]

Bucky trying to explain why he jumped out that plane, without a parachute, just to follow Sam:

[incorrect-web-novels]

Jun Wu: Let's test something: describe your gender in a way that will baffle cis people but other trans and enby peeps will get. Yin Yu: I prefer to not be perceived by others. Qi Rong: Idk pick a slur Xie Lian: I drank too much gender juice i wish i was an abstract concept Lang Qianqiu: Ooblek. My gender is ooblek. Shi Qingxuan: none gender with left boygirl Hua Cheng: A shapeshifting shadow monster that takes the form of your gay aunt's wife Ling Wen: If gender is a performance then mine is the curtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop Yushi Huang: I'm a girl in a man way Feng Xin: When you order man from wish Xuan Ji: I'm gender fluid but not in a "sometimes a girl sometimes a boy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess bride, a sexy cowboy, pirate temptress and greasy gamer entity. Mu Qing: an old vending machine that only gives you coffee and lime soda Quan Yizhen: I'm a person Quan Yizhen: i don't know what i'm doing leave me alone Shi Wudu: Booby mcbeardy face Pei Ming: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay Jian Lan: "Hi, I'm non-binary. Please refer to me with gender neutral terms." (Source)

[party-dude]

P2 Dude watersports fic.

A little note: I've been trying to write for Dude more for the past eternity but I'm unfortunately losing steam for it. sorry for edging y'all at the end of this, I literally cannot force myself to touch this anymore rn. This also isn't edited, some mistakes might be lingering.

Dude groans low with pleasure as he releases his stream across your chest.

The yellow-ish fluid streams down the curves molded onto your person- soaking fabric and flesh. You can't help but gasp at the sudden warmth that floods your body, but you don't move.

You don't even try to argue about your current position. Most people he tries this with gag, call him disgusting, puke, or whatever else dramatic display they decide. But you take it like a champ, like this was an everyday thing for you.

He laughs, almost impressed. The sound is something that's horribly humiliating for you and yet lustful.

"Jesus. You're actually into this? You're more pathetic than I thought." he torments, insulting you like you're a piece of pathetic trash. You nod, eagerly agreeing that you do in fact enjoy the way his piss splashes and soaks your body. You're going to reek of urine for the rest of the day, but it's a small price to pay to see him so emboldened.

He lifts his dick, angling the stream higher. It moves, landing on your face, surprising you. You gasp, lifting your head higher out of instinct- trying to keep air like he was drowning you. How does he keep going?

"Ah-ah." He scolds, clicking his tongue.

Dude lifts his boot and brings it down onto your lap, right on top of the pelvis. He holds you down, pinning you against the alley wall. You gasp again, this time at the sudden sharp sting it brought and Dude takes advantage.

His piss hits your tongue. It's salty. Bitter enough to make you wanna gag. Enough slips back down your throat to make you gag and it only eggs him on more.

"Taste it." He orders, brows furrowing with frustration. You were making him angry. He wanted a show.

You gulp, imagining your neck bobbing like a cartoon. Your tongue shoots out and captures a small amount of the stream. Forcing it down, you grimace at the taste. But you persist and poke your tongue back out to funnel down some more. You had to impress him.

Dude laughs, chest shaking with his deep chuckles that make something in you regrettably throb.

"Fuck, I haven't had a good little freak like you in years." He praises. "Come here."

His stream ends and you almost fucking whine at the lost. Were you always this pathetically depraved for local homicidal crackheads?

Dude's boot lifts, releasing your rock-and-hard place situation. Then, he reaches out, digging his dirty nails into your top. Dude yanks you into a kiss and you think you could cry from joy. The tip of his tongue shoots out between breaths, begging for entry. You allow.

His tongue laps and grinds against yours, exploring as much as he can.

Quickly, you realize he's eagerly trying to taste his own liquid and you moan with a gross excitement, letting him lap at the lingering taste. Dude smashes his face with yours. It's like he's trying to engulf you into his person, keeping you close.

When he decides he's through with his sampling, he parts with heavy breath. A string of saliva mixed with piss follows, connecting the two of you until he pulls back far enough that it snaps and sticks to his goatee.

His shades have shifted from the rough smooching and now his green eyes and blown pupils are on display and when they meet yours, you freeze like prey. You don't move, you don't blink. There's a moment where you are just staring at each other in silence and you start to get the nervous feeling that he's thinking.

Maybe he's trying to decide if you deserve to walk away from this? Or maybe he'll take out the pistol you saw tucked away earlier and end it for you right here and now. Your brains would paint the red brick and leave a lovely surprise for the poor bastard who'd find you later.

Thankfully for you, Dude blinks. He reaches up and shifts his shades back properly.

You think that he's going to leave- tuck his dick away and go on with his list of bullshit and you let your tense shoulders drop, a breath you didn't realize you were holding softly slips from your nostrils.

Then, Dude breaks the moment.

"Pull them down." He demands, motioning towards your pants. You jolt. Maybe he wasn't done with this just yet.

[pkmnherpetology]

if you saw my previous post about mohammed shehab’s campaign, here’s an update. mohammed has posted on a new account that, due to issues with taxing on gofundmes in germany where the previous campaign was located, he has had to remake the campaign.

this new campaign has a higher goal and i’m not sure if he’ll be able to access the funds from the previous campaign or if it will be refunded or something, from what he wrote on his new post it sounds like he can’t access it right now, so here’s a link to his new one. obviously the higher goal and the fact that it’s starting from scratch throws a wrench in my original plans to post a fact for every milestone reached until the goal was met as i simply don’t have that many drafts ready, but hopefully people will help even without an incentive from me.

mohammed’s previous campaign was verified by 90-ghost and gazavetters’ spreadsheet.

[internetgreatesthits]

[gummidon]

Dave and Zee (from a Reddit post I heard)

[takonei]

Loot of the (trans?) jungle dragon

[rolfe-dewolfe-fan-page]

He loves America

And Men

[angrybatart]

Hrmm...you SMELL and SOUND like one of us. But you're dressed differently...like that Outsider...

Oh! Ummm...*koff* ...coincidental tastes in fashion??? Mine being way better?

[dread-master-styrak]

Had a dream someone made a mobile port of swtor. It was laggy as shit but I was stoked to be able to play swtor in bed lol