#bats of anonymous

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Witness Protection

There’s a dead guy in the alley and it’s not Danny. 

Ok, technically there are two dead guys in the alley but honestly, Danny feels like they’re way past semantics.

Because, once again, there is a dead man in the alley. 

Danny is fairly sure the guy’s been murdered. The bloody mess that is the guy's chest is a pretty good indicator, but the bloody knife that's still stuck in the guy’s guts is really what makes it for the teen.

Danny might be freaking out a little bit. Because, while he is used to dead people, they’re never this newly deceased, or for that matter, this gruesomely murdered.

Before his breath can quicken too much, Danny makes himself take a deep breath. 

Say what you want about Danny, but he hasn’t spent his high-school career moonlighting as a teenage vigilante without learning a thing or two about staving off a panic attack. Feeling more calm, Danny focuses back on the issue at hand.

I should call the police, says something in the back of his head that sounds like Jazz.

If I call in the murder I’ll be on the suspect list, retorts some other part of his brain he’s choosing to call the Sam part.

No advice from an imaginary Tuck though. Even in his own mind he can’t imagine a Tucker that hasn’t already passed out cold at the sight of a dead guy. 

Which, fair. Danny is kinda considering the option, as he’s feeling a little faint himself. It is way past time he got out of here. At least he's figured out just how to do it.

Anonymous tips are a wonderful thing, made all the more wonderful by the presence of payphones in Gotham.Danny is officially handing this off to the proper authorities.

Boy is he glad he doesn’t have to be involved anymore.

A few streets over, a hooded figure rounds a corner, their breath coming fast  as they clench their bloody fists agitadely. There wasn’t supposed to be anyone there, and yet. This is an unexpected setback.

The hooded figure leans back against the alley wall to catch their breath. Nothing to do about it but fix it. And as these things go, this is an easy mistake to fix. The face of the black-haired blue-eyed hurdle floats to the front of their mind. 

It should be child’s play.

[diana-andraste]

Bat Lady (unknown photographer)

[canisalbus]

angsty teenage machete dying his fur red

Angsty teenage Machete dyeing his fur black like his soul.

When you try to go for that goth look but you can't dye your pastel pink nose.

[sonicpridecorner]

Could we see Rouge in the ace flag colors? Happy openings to you all.-🌺

cool and basedpilled request i’m a big fan quite frankly

[snowylynxx]

wait sonshadamy (sonamyshad? sonadamy?) AND warrior cats designs...!! new favorite artist, thank you for sharing your gorgeous art 😭❤️

very quick little doodle for u because i am always willing to talk about these idiot hedgehogs

[realtimefanduboutofcontext]

I’m gonna need a clip of “count how many sand is here, omega”

Bonus points if you include “count how many mouths he has”

ty

cinematic parallels: SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub, "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)"

[flightyalrighty]

ROUGE IS ALIVE *i scream as they drag me away into the shadows.*

really funny to see this after the "rouge and tails are dead" ask. gladiator battle between you two.

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

I was thinking about your post about the "Batman doesn't tell the JL about his family because he's paranoid" trope but with the Green Lanterns instead, and I just thought about combining it with "Batman hates GLs" trope. Imagine the batfam hearing complaints about Green Lantern and then meeting Hal/John and thinking wow, tf? These are nice, cool guys. And then they meet Guy, who had been the JL's contact for the longest time, and instantly realize the source of all the complaints

This isn't even a question. It's just some anon rambling about how they wanna take my Green Lantern focused post and make it all about the Bats' point of view and how Guy Gardner sucks so much he tanks the reputation of all the other Lanterns.

I dislike the "Batman hates GLs" trope because it's so rarely about how different the Bats and Lanterns are on a philosophical level. Mostly it's just Batstans using the GLs as punching bags. Because everything has to be about the Gotham vigilantes and how they're soooo much better than any other hero.

And I'm

so.

fucking.

tired.

I'm tired of scrounging for crumbs of Green Lantern content while Batfamily fans get to feast like billionaires, then try to take what little we have and make it theirs too.

Maybe that's not how you intended it, anon. But it sure feels like it.

[yuwuta]

no bc yuji is so boyfie ikkkk other women are gonna notice and flirt w him 😭😭 need to lock him up, keep this sunshine in mah pocket, shake him till i can't- id be saying all sorts lf psycho shit and he probably wouldn't bat an eye

the funniest part about yuuji is despite completing the sunshine boy trope to a T, he’s also strangely into paranormal activities and horror and romcoms so i’m certain nothing you can say to him is weirder than the media he regularly consumes, like if you said you wanted to turn into a worm and keep him inside your esophagus he’d be like “oh hell yeah i’ve seen that in a movie before, it was romantic—we should watch it later!”

[mikufunfacts]

miku fun fact 390

give us the most batshit insane miku fact

miku fun fact #408

bat droppings are also known as guano!!

[ckret2]

You look like the type to ship Lord Hater and Commander Peepers from Wander Over Yonder, while still appreciating the gay potential of Hater X Wander.

I haven't watched WOY but in spite of this fact one time I had a dream about Hater and Wander going on a blind date, so yeah you're probably right. Can't argue with that. I do love me an evil leader/unconditionally worshipful follower ship but who can deny the appeal of the quintessential hero/enemy ship? Especially in kids' cartoons where every so often the heroes & villains tend to get weirdly casual with each other.

[theusernameiwantisntavailable]

It is so pivotal to me that you guys know that in my nothing goes wrong ever and everyone lives all is well grieves trio au, that Bernard becomes a chef for one singular reason. He moves away to go to a chef school (I'm gonna seperate them temporarily in every au it is vital) and when he comes back opens an Italian restaurant as physically close to the Aquista headquarters as possible. Darla does absolutely everything in her power to shut it down but it doesn't matter what she does it fails miserably each time

[canisalbus]

Sorry if I'm mistaken, but didn't you draw the art of two bunnies from last year, and one of the bunnies was yelling at the other one that happened to be a white fur rabbit, "Run white boy!" ???

Do you mean this?

They're my original characters Vasco (yellow floppy ears lad) and Machete (pointy white boy). They aren't bunnies, both of them are domestic dogs!

[alchemicalterror]

Why would you want to wear something that restricts your breathing, compresses internal organs, and weakens your chest and back muscles?

First and foremost, you seem to be getting a waist trainer mixed up with a custom fit corset vest made specifically to fit comfortably.

Second, one evening in a garment, no matter how theoretically restrictive, ain't gonna hurt me, I'm in fine shape for my age.

Third, if someone's gonna roll out the red carpet and name you and your friends the guests of honour for the evening, wouldn't you wanna look your best, too?

[rwby-confess]

Confession #402

BATLEY BATLEY BATLEY

[autistic-partisan]

aviva from wild kratts stimboard for anon! with animals in purple and the transfem flag

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