#bayonetta shitpost

[archvaxe]

Humans can be horrible, No?

Bayonetta/Kirby Crossover

Two beings, once trapped by humans, tell each other how stupid humans can be. In the end, they drink cocoa together and destroy thousands of worlds in the process.

[saltysunflowersugar]

Barry B Onetta

[lore-grandma]

How fucking dare, you come into my house, fuck my wife and you don’t even offer any of your bean dip casserole?!

[hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal]

If ur having a bad day, have this.

This is not mine.

All Credit goes to - @pallasathena209

[the-phantom-otaku]

Started manifesting this the second I heard Kamiya is working w Capcom again under his new studio Clover

[magicalfrenchwitch]

I love both characters and game franchises actually.

I could also have added wields a gun but I forgot.

[epic-arc]

Summing up jaune's crossover ships 2!!!

WARNING THIS POST IS FOR COMEDY ONLY! I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR SHIP OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

1- Fate Apocrypha

This ship has two scenarios: You are a fan of fate apocrypha or you think jaune and astolfo would be like this:

''Hey astolfo do you want smash?'' ''Yes jaune I want you to smash me with your beautiful and giant muscles and make me yours! Breed my bussy!'' ''Bro i just asked if you wanna play smash bros''

2- Arcman

I believe that people who like this ship like the ''golden retriever boy with a black cat girl'' theme. Also dead boyfriend and dead Girlfriend.

3- Yo-Yo Knight

Congratulations, jaune, you're going to have your sweatshirt stolen all the time. But seriously, it's a cute ship and I imagine Jaune is surprised and impressed by Yo-Yo's tricks.

4- The power of love

You are a height difference fan and enjoy shortstacks. And I believe that Jaune would be the most affectionate guy with her.

5- Crazy Knight

This is if Tyran was a chick and wanted Jaune to be his boyfriend. And goodbye to the boy's pelvis.

6- Spider Knight

Well, that would be a really cool relationship to explore. Like gwen trying to hide her secret life as a spider woman from jaune. But I believe that Jaune would find out at some point and wouldn't deal with Gwen and would try to help her in some way.

7- Hack and Slash

Congratulations jaune your hair is so powerful that it attracted one of the strongest milfs. We really have to follow what Nora says...

8- Holy Knight

These two make a cute couple but now imagine when Venti gets drunk how much flirting he would do to Jaune.

9-Deadly Alliance

This ship here is the phrase ''i can fix her'' but very extreme!

10- Jewellery Knight

''Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn’t care anymore. I didn’t care about being better than Ruby, i didn’t care about being a Huntsman. I DIDN’T CARE IF I’D LIVE. I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.''

[jekisatsu]

All the fandoms that I have joined in this year.

[izunias-meme-hole]

Same Voice Actor

[rwac96]

What about Dante? Is it true that you slept with him, Bayonetta?

Bayonetta: *coyly* "Oh, Mr. Son of Sparda? I did enjoy my fun with him~."

Dante: "Braggart much?"

Bayonetta: "It is when I proved to have more stamina~."

Dante: *blushes* "Hey!"

[archvaxe]

Strangely enough, many in this cute dimension are afraid of a butterfly?

Bayonetta/Kirby crossover

(I told myself to stop drawing this Crackship, but I can't...it brings me back everytime.(And somehow they are the most liked thing on my account huh)

(For context, Yama is a Buddhist god of death, and because I love the idea of morpho knight being the grim reaper of the Kirby universe to escort souls to the afterlife, I used the name of this god also because singularity is very Buddhist inspired (probably where he came from, the alphaverse was very Hindu or Buddhist cultured).

[thenotherkid]

[troythecatfish]

[okameeznuts]

Don't ask why I edited this.

[kodaaa580]

IM FREAKING LOVE BAYONETTA 🍅🍅🍅

And Paul with Patryck like aaa....jay and silent bob

[sur1muk1]

Bayo and Dante wouldn't solo each other In a fight, I think they'd meet, and immediately do a blunt rotation