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me. everyday. bc people literally just be yappin at me.
#fed UP wit customers today#literally getting me in trouble bc they're so fucking dumb#some pushy ads couple ended up getting me in trouble by talking at me about some stupid as shii and making me give 'em reward points#ok but fr#these people start talking at me like i've got three heads bc they didn't tell me they were recycling ink/toner#(lo and behold it's not even toner i can actually take from them)#(AND im only supposed to give them ten recycling credits)#but these pushy ass bitches just keep yapping at me about getting their rewards#god i hope i can wait on them next time they're in and give them a big smiling bugs bunny No.#bc FUCK. YOU.🖕🖕🖕#mice can draw#my art#artists on tumblr
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she should've been problematic at the club
#rvb#red vs blue#south dakota#agent south dakota#rvb south#mine#*24#art#moden au bouncer/roadie/security guard south? 👀#instead of the ai thing she's pissed off at north bc he's all 'so when are you going to get a real job? i'm just worried you're#wasting your potential :( there's a community college near me i could talk to the teacher to let you in :)' treating her like a teenager#'you're not going to want to be throwing drunks out of bathrooms when you're forty south just be realistic' and south's just 🖕 die.#+ AU where south says fuck pfl and becomes a mercenary/bounty hunter? maybe teaming up with sharkface? she could end up at chorus too?#maybe she could get an actual ch arc and finally get out of her brothers shadow + grow as a person?? idk guyss....shes got potential
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Ok but here's something I think about.
So Echo's mind was forcefully hacked and the utilization of his mind resulted in countless vod deaths. But he is not to be blamed because he was forced to be used, a cog in the machine that turned whether he wanted it to or not.
I think about him being a narrative foil or some sort of parallel to Fox. And I know the argument is that the manipulations used on Echo were not consensual, but Fox followed orders and therefore acted upon his will; and yes I do agree he did do as he was told and his obedience resulted in Fives' death which leads down a rabbit hole of preventable trouble. But also in my mind whether it was through the use of the inhibitor chip, emotional/mental/physical/etc manipulations and abuse acted against the Corries, or it being Fox's indoctrination I still think he was a similar cog in the ever spinning war machine. Even if it wasn't the first two options and it was him acting on what he believed were justifiable orders, I still feel equally as bad for him. Because he was raised to be that way, programmed even to be that way. The Kaminoans and the war machine demanded an attack dog and he became it. Yes I get it, he could have chosen to act differently, but you're telling me the indoctrination and ever present enforcement of propaganda and dogmatic thinking isn't still abusive and corrupt? That in a world where troopers could be reconditioned for being disobedient and you were trained since you were the equivalent of a toddler that if you were told the world is laid out in black and white that you wouldn't believe it? Rex and Cody and Wolffe and Bly and Ponds all have generals who help enforce personhood and individuality in clones, they encourage the building of self identity and acknowledge individual uniqueness. You think the Corries get that? On a planet where it's all about politics and paperwork? If the GAR has to deal with indoctrination ideals - as shown by Dogma and his stringent obedience - then you don't think that shit is drip fed into Corrie blood streams?
I'm saying that while Fox killed vod, in what mind does he have to do contrary? Echo's mind was highjacked, and to me in a way the Corrie's were highjacked as well. Not the same, not with physical wires and screws and pods but through slow and methodical programs and placements. Echo's forced servitude can be seen physically on his person, but the same manipulations that had Fox pull the trigger on his gun which killed Fives is all internal. Even if it isn't a chip, even if it isn't out of fear, he never had a chance to go against when his entire life was built to serve and do this. The Chancelor says jump, Fox will always ask, how high?
#transmission#idk if i wanna tag this bc this is mh own take on conditioning and stuff#so idk if ppl are gonna be like 🤓☝️ or 😡🖕 at me#but like growing up indoctrinated in dogmatic ideals and only being saved from it thru ppl intervening#i feel so bad for the way that the corries are not allowed that intervention#to be granted personhood and told you are equal to every other being in the world#that the rules you live and abide by do not have to make you who you are and your autonomy can be granted#to live a life believing it is the way things are and to never question or judge#im like shaking ppl bh the shoulders like they are foils in this way ok!!#forced and nonconsensual manipulations utilized them in unfathomable ways!#fuck it ok tagging now#tcw fox#commander fox#arc trooper echo#clone trooper echo#tcw#tbb#tbb echo#star wars
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A fucking cockroach crawled on me, so enjoy these doodles I did bc I can't go back to sleep.
#I feel itchyyy#eughhhh#ewww#it's 2 am and I can't sleep bc of a stupid mfing roach#:(#ninjago doodles#ninjago morro#Persona: Beepzt#ninjago wyldfyre#mr frohicky ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#ninjago#vickzie draws#2am doodles#Fuck you roach🖕
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Some age requirements are so fucking stupid, like is there a real reason you have to be 21 to rent a car, 21 to get a cdl, 25 to do lyft, 23 to so passenger uber like??? Fuck you can't be a manager caregiver until you're 21! Not only is it, frankly, demeaning- but it's getting in the way of making money!! It's so fucking agitating
#my post#to be clear I ALSO think drinking/smoking age laws are dumb as hell too but we're talking money rn#manager caregivers just sign extra paperwork pretty much so it's fucking stupid#I understand that it's bcs you ger adults are seen as not responsible enough I just disagree.#I think it should be a more case by case basis#I've been a caregiver for three years so the road lock is unnecessary#and I've been driving(legally) for almost 5 years. I'm not inherently more likely to text and drive than a 30 y/o w kids#like if the privilege is abused just revoke it for that one person ! don't deny everyone of the age category bcs some ppl are stupid#oh and 21 to rent a car?? fuck off!!#i HAVE to pay full coverage on my car(including rentals for after accidents) but can't use it😐 fuck you#fuck me if I have to move and need a uhaul ig🖕🖕#I'm an adult and have adult responsibilities and expectations but for LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON I am denied adult privileges#I want to do rideshare so I can make some extra cash for a few months but ohh the HURDLES
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watched quatermass 2005 holy shit that was hurting for special effects so bad. what do you mean you adapted a story focusing on a guys horrible alien mutation and had 1 single shot with makeup. it was kind of impressive how they worked around not having special effects since this was a live performance but please pleeeease the horror freaks in the audience want to see a creature
#THE EMPTY WAREHOUSE BUILDING WAS KIND OF KILLING ME THO#i knew to expect it since i already read that they didnt have a creature but ouuuhhhhhhhh.#also some reviewers dont like the power of friendship aspect to the ending ummmm well i love it.#fuck you if you dont like the power of friendship 🖕#original nonsense#personal#its a sick and twisted power of friendship thing tho so i appreciate it for that too.#and i didnt want to say it in my letterboxd review but so many of those men LOOKED THE SAME#they had the same haircuts that made me think of david tennant as the doctor.#except that david tennant was there and easier to pick apart bc i already knowhim. plus his scottish accent.#i think reviewers r right that wouldve worked way better as a tv series if you wanted to do a live adaptation#rather than a 100 minute movie.#then you wouldve had better chances of pacing setting scenes etc..
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when HP fans try to justify their actions by saying they’re doing it to “spite” JKR 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
#legit i’ve heard people use this excuse#like sorry but i literally dont care if you write fics where harry is trans or whatever#if you’re in the fandom and supporting this dogshit kids series then you’re not our fucking ally#harry potter fans dni#harry potter#fuck jkr#fuck harry potter#and all of its shitty fans 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#idc if i lose followers bc of this if u like hp then get the hell away from me#i do not feel safe around you#rant
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Trying to finish writing my week 4 dhkinktober smutfic while everything is on fire at work and I’m hopelessly anxious and depressed is… challenging lmao
#clark barks#horny? in this economy??#I go to write over emotional shit for my longfic and fly through it#but porn?#ugggghhb such a struggle rn#im tryin though I already have 5k words down#(also I want to burn every health insurance company to the ground)#(just know if you use medicaid or medicare in the US)#(you care is only getting approved bc people like me fight tooth and nail to get the govt to provide you what they fucking promised)#(if it even gets approved at all)#(god bless america or whatever 🦅 🇺🇸 🖕)
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IT WAS SO OVER FOR THE PAST 5 DAYS BUT WE ARE SOOOO BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#lack of diarrhea is rly helping my mental health#like apparently eating barley had a great effect on my mental health but bc of the diarrhea i had trouble absorbing whatever nutrient was#giving me those benefits. but now the diarrhea is finally over and we are sooo back baby!!! >:)#also FUCK YOU MAGNESIUM STEARATE 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#i had 4.5 days of diarrhea instead of 3 😭😭😭😭 they should rly ban diarrhea as a concept ngl#mine
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💫. ┊ i am so goddamn pissed apparently my schedule was changed from 5-11 to 5-1:30. Mine you, that's 5 in the fucking morning. And the only reason I found out it changed is bc I did a last minute check. I wasn't even asked. I honestly can't rn I'm telling my manager tomorrow that I'm not working that long idc they should've asked me first I already have plans after 11 this is unacceptable
#luka.txt#wish i checked earlier so i couldve texted my manager! but ofc im an idiot. and didn't think to do so bc WHY WOULD THEY LMAO#like uhm no. im not working 8 hours!! esp when youre making me wake up at 2:30 in the morning!!!!#there is no way thats gonna work telling my manager straight up#well. no. lemme play dumb. ask when i should take my lunch since i leave at 11#then drop it on her. since we doin things like this shit now.#is this how we treatin our employee of the month now 🤨 be fr#''i was not prepared to stay longer than 11. please ask me next time bc now i might have to cancell plans if i cant leave then''#meanwhile internally: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#u do NOT need me to be on replen for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS!!! THAT IS NOT IT NO SIR FUCK YOU#job tag
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been relistening to the first three taz campaigns and ive gotten to grad which i never finished and like.... im starting to think yall are just haters
#it definitely has some flaws#travis went a little TOO ham on the npcs#i hope its bc im still in the beginning and it gets better about focusing more on thunderman llc#but also like. you can tell travis really fucking loves this world and it definitely has some fucking amazing moments...#idk man. people just love hating#esp when a gnc neurodivergent person is enjoying themselves#not gonna tag if you found this 🖕
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This hits even better after a magic trick almost LITERALLY FUCKING KILLED AZIRAPHALE DEAD
your post about Houdini reminded me of a good omens post I saw years ago; Crowley's mad at Houdini for some reason so he traps him in a room, says "ooh what's that behind your ear", reaches behind Houdini's head and pulls back flipping the bird
would u be shocked to know that was also my post

#“my husband made me point a rifle at his face bc of you you son of a bitch”#“get fucked magic boi”#🖕👿🖕#Good omens#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#good omens season 2 spoilers#good omens 2#good omens 2 spoilers#gos#gos spoilers#gos2#gos2 spoilers#gomens#gomens spoilers#gomens 2#gomens 2 spoilers#good omens s2 spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#houdini#harry houdini#magician aziraphale#the amazing mr fell#magic show
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dj got us fallin' in love
feat. ???
lyrics preview the saudi arabian post-race party gets you stuck in a love triangle with the infamous papaya boys
maddie this was requested by the lovely @littleemmi for the 100 celebration! i'm not telling you who the driver is so you guys can try and figure it out yourselves ;)
with @.haileesteinfeld
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norrislando_fans lando celebrating in jeddah after the race 💜🎧
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user1 celebrating what exactly?
user2 finishing behind piastri again 😂
user3 his last race as the championship leader lol
user4 are you seriously still talking shit about him after he went from p10 to p4
user5 lando hate is so forced i swear
user6 louder please 🙏
user7 OMG DJ LANDO IS BACK
user8 YESSS I MISSED HIM
user9 who is she
user10 a misty memoryyyyy
user11 😐
user12 she's living every fangirl's dream
user13 no bc imagine standing this close to LANDO FREAKING NORRIS
user14 oh to be her
user15 luckiest girl alive 💔
user16 WHY IS HE STARING INTO HER SOUL LIKE THAT LMAO
user17 bro if lando ever looked at me that way i would pass out
user18 where i come from we call that foreplay ☝️
user19 guys please leave them alone they're eye fucking
user20 wait isn't that magui?
user21 clearly not
user22 how are you so sure
user23 fr she's not even showing her face
user24 SOMEONE PLEASE FIND HER @
user25 they definitely kissed after that
lando
🎵 dj got us fallin' in love • usher (feat. pitbull)
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lando sick party
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maxfewtrell damn mate chill
maxfewtrell is that even legal 😱
maxfewtrell i hope they kicked your ass out
maxfewtrell kids these days
maxfewtrell jeez
lando stop spamming my comment section you muppet
maxfewtrell i'm the only one acknowledging this dumbass post fuck off
user26 old married couple vibes
lando old 🤨
maxfewtrell married 🤨🤨
user27 didn’t deny the couple bit though
user28 bro was higher than the sky in the first pic
user29 how he felt after taking that photo: 😈🔥🗿
lando pretty much
user30 party lando is my favorite lando
user31 not him tagging a random girl instead of max 💀
maxfewtrell dickhead
user32 HE DID THE WORK FOR US HELP
user33 we're all stalking her profile now right
user34 thank god it wasn't magui
user35 you have no idea how relieved i am
user36 she's actually so pretty what
user37 okay i get why he went for her
user38 10/10 would smash
user39 WOAH BROTHER (me too)
user40 when will it be my turn 😫
user41 relax bro ain't nobody taking her from you
maxfewtrell yeah i wouldn’t be so sure about that
user42 wtf does this mean
user43 MAX TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW
maxfewtrell 🫥
user44 NO WE NEED DETAILS PLEASE
user45 sir??? the lip bite???
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youruser 5k new followers overnight... you guys okay?
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bestieuser WHO THAT IN THE BAAAAACK
youruser not you too 🔫😀
bestieuser yes me too
bestieuser girl i told you he was famous
bestieuser you know what they say "with great fucking comes great fame" or whatever
youruser OH MY GOD WE DIDN'T FUCK
youruser STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION YOU SICK WOMAN
bestieuser you stop spreading your legs first 🙄
youruser i'm blocking you
user46 i was here for two minutes and i already love her
user47 so lando tagged her but she didn't tag him?
user48 probably didn't want the attention
user49 spoiler: she got it anyway because lando doesn't know what "privacy" means
user50 not to be weird but i'd let her step on me
youruser so this is what having a fanboy feels like
bestieuser thought you knew after yesterday
youruser what. is. your. problem.
bestieuser you. gatekeeping all the juicy gossip.
user51 i've never loved someone so much
user52 she's my new favorite person
user53 in my head we're best friends
bestieuser see @.youruser??? they love me 🖕
youruser guys please don't encourage her
user54 BOOO GATEKEEPING IS FOR THE WEAK 👎🍅
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youruser what did i do to deserve this
user55 that outfit is criminal
user56 what's criminal is that he didn’t take it off
youruser 😦
youruser should i be worried @.lando?
lando nah it happens
user57 THE MULLET IS FIRE
user58 meanwhile oscar chilling in the likes
user59 i wonder if he was with them too
user60 he won so probably yes
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f1wags._ lando sharing his private jet with a mystery girl in saudi arabia 👀
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user61 that ain't no mystery girl that's yn 💀
user62 SHE TROLLED US SO BAD
user63 and she was smooth with it too
user64 "we didn't fuck" well you're about to
user65 someone's joining the high mile club today
user66 DAMN
user67 same outfit, same car, same plane but no they're not together 👍
user68 MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
user69 TAKE ME WITH YOU 🛐
user70 if only i could be a fly on the wall
user71 i bet you'd witness unspeakable things
user72 why did we all collectively decide that they're going to do the nasty 😭
user73 what else would they do?
user74 idk maybe talk??
user75 isn't that a little bit excessive after literally one night of knowing each other
user76 that's how love at first fuck works ig 🤷♀️
youruser STOP IT WITH THE SEX JOKES
user77 there she is
user78 who summoned her
user79 hi bae we missed you 🫶
user80 bestie joined the f1 fandom and got traumatized in less than one day
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oscarpiastri_fans @.oscarpiastri and @.youruser today at the mtc!
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user81 ✨️what the fuck✨️
user82 did we miss something orrr
user83 that's where lando brought her???
user84 they're so soft couple coded aww
user85 oh okay i kinda ship this
user86 i can't tell if you guys are serious or not
user85 why wouldn't we be?
user86 you thought she was shagging lando until this morning
user87 shagging isn't the word i would've used but i agree
user88 THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HELLO
user89 she reaches his shoulder i can't 🫠
user90 i don't remember oscar being this tall though
bestieuser he's not but yn is short af sooo
youruser uh fuck you!?
bestieuser me too? isn't lando enough?
youruser everyday i wake up [crying]
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f1gossippofficial lando and oscar brought a special guest to the paddock and spent the morning together in the mclaren garage 🩷
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user91 WHAT IS THIS
user92 are we witnessing landoscar happen in real life
user93 what in the wattpad love triangle
user94 i smell pr stunt
user95 if it is i'm sorry but they're not very good at it 💀
user96 lando should've just stuck with magui at this point
user97 you were all hating on her like two days ago pick a side
user98 what about yn picks a boy first
user99 girl really said: "lando or oscar?" "both. both is good"
user100 can't blame her honestly 🤷♀️
user101 okay but seriously who is she dating
user102 who said she's dating anyone
user103 DUDE AREN'T THESE PICTURES ENOUGH 😭😭😭
user104 there's something called "being friends" yk
user105 hate to break it to you but that's not what this is
user106 whatever floats your ship ig
user107 LMAOOO
bestieuser alright folks let's settle this down once and for all
youruser WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
bestieuser shut up and let me do my job
bestieuser so who took my bitch:
bestieuser lando
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bestieuser oscar
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bestieuser i see you're all going for the safest answer
bestieuser interesting
youruser why tf did you turn my love life into a multiple choice question
bestieuser "love life" you say? 🧐
bestieuser sorry babe i think everybody saw that 😔🙏
user108 LANDO’S SMILE ❓️❓️❓️
user109 somebody's in looove 🤭
user110 i call oscar
lando youruser oscarpiastri
user111 HARD LAUNCH???
user112 SHE'S SO CUTE STOP
user113 big gremlin and tiny gremlin 💗💗💗
user114 THEY HAVE THE SAME SMILE I CAN'T
bestieuser blink twice if you were forced to do this
youruser 👁👁⚫️⚫️👁👁⚫️⚫️
bestieuser BRO WHAT IS THAT HAHAHA
youruser blinking duh???
youruser i was being held hostage 😰
lando liar
lando 🫵 you wanted this
user115 i'll physically fight anyone who dares to say they're not a couple
oscarpiastri ☝️😮
bestieuser speak up lover boy
user116 yeah girl we figured 🙄
user117 who are you actually going for tho
user118 i NEED to know who took that photo
user119 well we all know lando has a thing for photography
bestieuser fair but do you know who has a thing for the subject 🫢
user120 ???
user121 pretty 🥹
user122 this is too soft i'm gonna cry
user123 now say it with me: they! are! dating!
bestieuser yayyy 🥳
user124 GIRL IT'S TRUE???
bestieuser idk i just love saying random shit and watch you guys freak out ❤️
user125 you scare me
bestieuser yeah i have that effect on people
user126 THE SONG CHOICE AAAAAH
user127 you can't convince me that was casual
user128 THERE SHE GOES (my ship 🥰)
user129 help now i'm confused
user130 me too i have no idea what to think anymore
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oscarpiastri yeah
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bestieuser MAMA Y PAPA 🦘🐨🫶
bestieuser fucking finally
bestieuser took you long enough
bestieuser btw where are my credits for the second picture 🤨
bestieuser my professional third wheeling ain't for free @.youruser
youruser wdym you love third wheeling us
bestieuser also true
user131 oscar what is that dry ass caption 😭
user132 might as well put bwoah
user133 LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT
user134 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
user135 proud to say i've been a ynoscar truther since day 1 💪
user136 now that i know i was right all along i can die peacefully
user137 WTFFF
user138 THEY LOOK SO HAPPY AND INNOCENT AND PURE I HOPE THEY NEVER EVER BREAK UP
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user139 if they do i'm suing
user140 new comfort couple
user141 am i the only one who finds this weird? i mean we all saw that photo of her flirting with lando a week ago...
youruser if you think asking a guy for his friend's number is flirting i have bad news for you buddy
user142 QUEEN BEHAVIOR
user143 i'm picturing her walking up to lando and him being all confident and shit and then she goes "your teammate's kinda cute"
bestieuser accuracy level: 100%
lando lowest moment of my career
youruser glad i humbled you then 😚
user144 i will never unsee this now
user145 DJ LANDO REALLY GOT THEM FALLING IN LOVE
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#☆ music ☆#lando norris#ln4#oscar piastri#op81#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri fic#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x y/n#oscar piastri x you#lando norris fanfic#lando norris fic#lando norris smau#lando norris fluff#lando norris x reader#lando norris x y/n#lando norris x you#formula 1#f1#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 fic#formula 1 smau#formula 1 fluff#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x y/n#formula 1 x you#love triangle#mclaren#papaya
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spn writers in season 8: dean searched for cas for a year in purgatory, fighting his way to him. all the monsters there knew him and referred to cas as “his angel.” when dean found cas, he smiled warmly and hugged him tight. he had a little beard which dean made sure to compliment him on. dean figured that cas left him when they first got to purgatory bc he was attacked, but when benny (the hot vampire dean befriended 👀 there) asked him, he admitted that he left dean on purpose. the leviathan were after him, and he wanted to stay away from dean to keep him safe. he always tries to do the right thing to make sure dean is ok. dean told him to come with them and said, “buddy, i need you.” when dean got out, cas stayed behind on purpose. he only came with them to spare dean’s feelings, but he was always going to stay behind, for some idea of penance for the people he hurt when he was god. this hurt dean so deeply that he rewrote his memories to believe that he dropped cas’ hand, because it was easier for him to believe that he failed cas than that he would leave him on purpose. for the next few months, dean was haunted by the memories and having what he thought were visions of cas on the side of the road and outside the window, haunting him, just like sam’s visions of jess in season 1.
us: so they’re in love
spn writers: ohhhhhhh my god you’re so crazy and stupid what would possibly lead you to think that. here’s a found footage episode where the main characters see sam and dean and remark that they have a workplace romance vibe. fuck you forever 🖕
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𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 — 𝐚𝐚𝟐𝟑
summary… the leclerc twins have a reputation of messing with drivers and they’ve got their eyes set on poor alex albon request… yes. pls let me sleep laura faceclaim… char argyrou pairing… alex albon x leclerc!reader
note… because laura graduated and got her driver’s license, i caved @coffeehurricanes
note again… this was surprisingly really fun to write as someone with my own annoying twin brother so it ended up longer than i meant it to which means this will have a part 2
part 1 | part 2
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yn_leclerc serving cunt (as always) (with my 3 fav minions)
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username yn casually and unknowingly dropping alex thirst traps
⤷ username she knows she’s feeding the alex girlies
charles_leclerc charles erasure
⤷ yn_leclerc you know youre my most fav (you have the most money)
⤷ charles_leclerc gee thanks
alex_albon i thought you’d put slime on my hair
⤷ yn_leclerc i told you i wouldn’t. i was trying to style your hair 🙄🙄🙄
⤷ alex_albon i have 0 trust in you
⤷ username alex is waiting for that mega prank like the rest of us are
⤷ username i’m fully convinced they’d make alex cry worse than lando
⤷ landonorris it was one time and they ruined my limited edition louis vuitton
⤷ yn_leclerc *accidentally*
⤷ charles_leclerc that i paid for
arthur_leclerc hanging out without me now
⤷ yn_leclerc you were too busy crying abt having no seat for next season 🤗
⤷ username one thing about yn is that she’ll always give her brothers the painful unfiltered truth
username ok but not enough people are talking abt shirtless alex
⤷ username no bc picture me this; shirtless alex, they’re alone and she’s fixing his hair
⤷ username …that does sound oddly intimate
⤷ username yall are tripping. she and arthur did the same thing to oscar and max remember, became super close with them then pranked them when they least expected it
⤷ username yes but also it’s been literal months with alex
⤷ username that just means that the prank will be spectacular
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arthur_leclerc we are in badly need of your prayers for my twin sister, y/n 😓😞🙏
she’s fine. she’s just so insanely down bad for a man that she can’t say it to his face and needs me to follow them around so she can hang out with him bc she can’t look him in the eye.
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leclerc_pascale ay, arthur! J'ai eu peur pour ta sœur ! (you had me scared for your sister!)
⤷ arthur_leclerc Tu devrais avoir peur, maman ! Elle pleure cet homme tous les soirs et il ne sait même pas qu'elle l'aime. (you should be scared, mom! she cries over this man every night and he doesn’t even know she likes him)
⤷ yn_leclerc Taisez-vous ! !! fermez votre bouche ! arrêtez de parler ! (shut up!!! keep your mouth shut! stop talking!)
yn_leclerc you’re dead to me 🙂
yn_leclerc 🖕🖕🖕
yn_leclerc j'aurais dû te manger dans le ventre de ta mère (i should have eaten you in the womb)
yn_leclerc you no longer have a sister
⤷ arthur_leclerc Comment faire autrement pour flirter avec **** ? (how else will you flirt with ****?)
⤷ yn_leclerc TAISEZ-VOUS !!! (SHUT UP!!!)
charles_leclerc a man, huh?
⤷ lorenzotl 🤔🤔🤔🤔
⤷ yn_leclerc no ❤️
⤷ username she gives no fucks 😭
username what are brothers for if not to publicly humiliate you?
username she’s so me coded actually
alex_albon prayers 🙏
⤷ arthur_leclerc thanks, mate. we appreciate it
alexandrasaintmleux and if i speak
⤷ yn_leclerc alexandra malena saint mleux don’t you dare
⤷ charles_leclerc you know too???
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 🤐🤐🤐
username she’s like me bless
username for a M*N??
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alex_albon was just trying to buy midnight snacks and then we got lost
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yn_leclerc we didn’t get lost bc i had a map 😁
⤷ alex_albon that you didn’t know how to use
⤷ yn_leclerc you weren’t exactly offering your map reading knowledge either, albono
⤷ alex_albon watching you struggle was adorable
⤷ username HE CALLED HER ADORABLE
⤷ username idc what anyone says, i am an ynalex truther
arthur_leclerc i was there too, guys
⤷ yn_leclerc you complained the entire time
⤷ arthur_leclerc because you woke me up to accompany you guys
charles_leclerc why is there a puddle on the floor?
⤷ yn_leclerc alex dropped one of the ten liters big water bottle
⤷ alex_albon lies. y/n dropped it and i had to say i did because she looked like she’s about to start crying.
⤷ charles_leclerc yeah, that sounds like my sister
username alex, don’t trust them or else they’ll make you cry like they did lando
⤷ username we’re looking out for you 😭
georgerussell63 mate, don’t be getting comfortable with those two
⤷ yn_leclerc slander
⤷ arthur_leclerc fake
⤷ georgerussell63 you put a rat in my cereal
⤷ arthur_leclerc *plastic* rat
⤷ georgerussell63 i dropped and cracked my phone
⤷ yn_leclerc sounds like you were being clumsy 💁♀️
username george is forever traumatised by that rat
username hear me out 👀
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yn_leclerc thirst trapping bc posting on my close friend that only has him in it isn’t enough apparently
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username she is so me!!!
username doesn’t matter how famous or pretty you are, you’ll always have an instagram close friends with only him in it
logansargeant i saw your close friends story on ****’s phone a few days ago 🤔🤔
⤷ yn_leclerc why were you looking over his phone you muppet?
⤷ logansargeant i just happened to glance by
⤷ username it’s alex. i’m fucking telling you all. ITS ALEX
⤷ username there’s literally no way it’s not alex
⤷ username it could be oscar
⤷ username bitch since when was o s c a r four letters?
⤷ username jack is four letters. they could be trying to throw us off
⤷ username JUST ACCEPT THAT ITS ALEX
charles_leclerc put a shirt on
⤷ yn_leclerc no ❤️
⤷ charles_leclerc 😡😡😡
⤷ username she’s always so unserious when it comes to charles lmao
arthur_leclerc abt to bleach my eyes brb
⤷ lorenzotl pass it over after
⤷ charles_leclerc pass it here too
⤷ yn_leclerc i could build a castle out of all the bricks they throw at me 💁♀️
username those leclerc genes are leclercing
username girl get the hell up 😭😭
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yn_leclerc in the 1500s off in a foreign land, i was forced to marry another man (he can’t take the hint that i’ve been in love with him for years now)
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username whoever he is, please just ask her out already 😭
username girl, i’ve said this before but for the love of god get the hell up!!! you are better than this!
⤷ yn_leclerc i fear i’m not, bff 😔
⤷ username man down 😓
logansargeant i’m telling you rn that he’s as in love with you!
⤷ yn_leclerc did he tell you that 🤨
⤷ logansargeant no but he wouldn’t have put up with for this long if he doesn’t
⤷ yn_leclerc he’s put up with you for an entire year
⤷ logansargeant yes but he’s paid to put up with me
⤷ username this is all the confirmation that i need. it’s alex
username take the goddamn hint already @alex_albon
charles_leclerc WHO IS IT
⤷ lorenzotl it’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?
⤷ charles_leclerc okay but whoooooo
⤷ username charles is worse than alex 😭
arthur_leclerc this is getting pathetic. @alex_albon it’s you mate. she likes you, you like her. kiss it out 🙄
⤷ yn_leclerc ARTHURRRRRRRRR
⤷ username arthur 😭😭😭😭😭😭
⤷ charles_leclerc WHAT?
username arthur starting chaos bc hes so tired of listening to y/n mope 😭
username arthur revealing y/n’s crush and publicly embarrassing her (again), charles being shocked not having a single clue and lorenzo not caring as much is peak brother behaviors in ways i cannot explain
username i fucking told yall its alex
landonorris mate dont leave a lady waiting @alex_albon
⤷ oscarpiastri yeahhh
⤷ yn_leclerc both of you shut the hell up before i replace your shampoo with nair
⤷ landonorris how would you even have access to my shampoo-
⤷ oscarpiastri don’t ask mate. she’s done it before to dennis in f3
username paging @alex_albon
username @alex_albon dont fucking fumble a bad bitch like her come on now
alex_albon oh?
⤷ yn_leclerc public announcement that y/n y/m/n leclerc has died in a ditch and cannot be contacted at this hour. or ever.
⤷ alex_albon i know where you live
⤷ yn_leclerc locking the doors and putting salt around the property as we speak
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when you have the time could you write for lewis hamilton + nepo!reader ( male or female ) who is an actress / actor?
king of my heart — lewis hamilton
pairing. lewis hamilton x nepo baby!actress!reader
genre. social media au
face claim. gigi hadid
warnings. mentions of age gap, swearing, some online hate, lewis and reader are literally the hottest couple ever, daniel lowkey trolling lando, sex jokes ??, mixed up met gala years sorryyyy, some inaccuracies with race outcomes shshsh
author’s note. hello anon! thank you for being my first request for my 1k event 🥰 i wasn’t sure if you wanted an imagine style thing or not so i’ve gone for a social media au. hope that’s ok ! if not just let me know and i can redo this for you <3

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yourusername when he takes you on a romantic getaway to a private beach island after being away for a month 🥹🥹 lewishamilton i love u bby 💕
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username lewis out here defending y/n from the haters 🥹 where can i find a man like that??
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username SHE DID NOT 😭😭 WHAT AN ICON
username omg y/n looks like a goddess 😍 and lewis is there too i guess…
username fucking nepo baby. fuck off and blow daddy’s money somewhere else u whore 🖕🖕
username i smell jealousy…
username 😂😂 what’s there to be jealous of?
username maybe the fact that y/n is a thousand times richer and more successful than you will ever be OF HER OWN MERIT…oh and the fact she’s fucking lewis hamilton every night, which you so clearly want to do from the BLATANT jealousy your comments reek of 😘
username ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
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username who’s the arm candy in this relationship? 🤔
username i’d say y/n because she’s prettiest…but lewis. it’s definitely lewis.
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username somehow i just know she walks him like a DOG
yourusername thank you for having us ☺️🤍
themetgalaofficial It’s our pleasure 🤩
username yourusername HEY QUEEN
username even the met gala is an y/n fan
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lewishamilton The happiest 4 years with my Queen 🤍 Here’s to forever x
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yourusername the last picture was uncalled for 🥲
yourusername but i love you with everything that i have to give, my champion ❤️
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yourusername stay salty, lando 😚
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username the third picture is proof Y/N WALKS HIM LIKE FUCKING ROSCOE 😭😭
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username lewishamilton WHEN??
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username it literally feels like yesterday that they first got together 😭
username i knowwww how has it been four years already?
username i want what they have 🥹🫶


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lewishamilton 🤍🤍
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