#be neat and tidy

[the-occasional-mishap]

I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.

[inkdupandready]

[kroosluvr]

Life's beauty is like a myriad of flowers, and I want to pluck the one that never wilts.

[seahorsepencils]

also can we just talk about the fact that in the Wish World, a woman can get away with calling another woman beautiful without setting off everyone's queer panic, but when a man does it to a man, it tips over the edge? so the Kates of the world are flying just under the radar, but are likely to be more emotionally repressed as a result - and yet, all the queer or queer-coded characters in this world are offered the same security and protection from doubt by the prospect of entering into an opposite-sex marriage...

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

Not only should Ace be more of a feral unhinged jungle child who’s like barely wearing a mask of civility for convenience sake, but also: it should be kind of a Bit.

Like, Ace learned the absolute bare minimum of socialization (meaning, wipe your ass and wash your hands) from Dadan and the bandits, but that was literally it until he met Sabo. Ace knew like a sparse handful of words — enough to get his point across, but it’s not like he really wanted to have conversations with the bandits anyway — but the infinite majority of his early childhood was spent alone in the jungle. Then he teams up with Sabo, who arguably has too much socializing, and while they do trade skills and teach each other some stuff, for the most part they comfortably fill their niches. Sabo can do all the talking and manipulating for both of them. Ace is more than happy to stand at his shoulder and bare his teeth like the wild animal he is.

He asks Makino for a manners lesson literally exclusively so he can thank the dude who saved Luffy’s life, and then later when Sabo is gone Ace sticks with the lessons because now he has to be the brother who’s good at talking, and then it ends up being actually pretty convenient a skill to have, so he sticks with it.

But it is all very much pretend to him. Ace is putting on a front.

And I love thinking about the Whitebeards not only realizing the full extent to which their newest littlest brother was Literally Raised By Tigers but also that Ace is humoring them. He thinks they are the ones being ridiculous and crazy for all their societal rules (and they’re pirates! They barely even have those!) and he’s just playing along for his own entertainment. He’s making fun of them.

Ace runs up and playfully bites Thatch’s face as a greeting and while Thatch is yelling at him that people don’t do that Ace is just like oh haha that’s so silly you guys are so silly for that. Anyway. And then he bites Whitebeard, who just laughs.

[utmostprudence]

A vicious man-eating monster plagues the city of Dorsey Hill. No one is safe from the Butcher-Beast's hunger, not even the son of the wealthiest man in the city— but the well-to-do Oleander d'Fleur is given a second lease on life when he is magically resurrected by an eccentric young woman named Prudence. The problem is, she's hiding a crucial secret from him: the Butcher-Beast that did him in is none other than Prudence herself.

Read Utmost Prudence by @theygotlost here or on ComicFury!

[satoblue]

satoru loves light colored seats in his cars. not just because they’re aesthetically pleasing and classy, but for the reason that they stain easily. now, to the ears of any normal person, this reasoning would seem quite odd. who would want their expensive car seats ruined? wouldn’t they prefer the opposite? but the thing about your husband was that — he was quite far from normal. in his eyes, the fabric is never ruined. if anything, it is improved by the essence of sex. every time the two of you partake in your long, erotic, and passionate trysts in the backseat, what would be left behind is the undeniable mark of your love and union. the sweat marks and cum stains are a testament to your undying devotion towards each other, how the two of you were willing to become one just about anywhere at anytime. it was a work of art designed piece by piece with every one of your coming togethers. of course, he will eventually have to get it cleaned due to your demands about how gross it is and how you just can’t stand the stench any longer, but he is comforted by the knowledge that the seats of his vehicle will evidently be open to being tainted by you and him for the rest of your lives — together.

[conservethis]

NO ❌❌❌❌

YES ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

Sometimes I walk around the library and find little problems to solve.

[petitesmafia]

Chuuya is on his way!! (inspired by this tweet)

[funforahermit]

Murray in every episode: 01x04

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie dipping Charlie while dancing, leaning down and untying Charlie's bowtie with her teeth. is this a thing

actually, Vaggie stealing Charlie's clothes the entire time they're dancing

Nothing above the belt is safe from her. She opens and drags off Charlie's coat, wraps it around her own waist. Snags Charlie's bowtie, re above, ties it around her own wrist using just her mouth. whoops Charlie's suspenders just got pushed down her arms, nooooo resemblance at all to any other straps a person might get helped out of during and intimate situation-

by the time Vaggie's unbuttoning Charlie's shirt without messing a beat or step of their dance, Angel Dust is taking notes with one set of hands while covering Niffty and Lucifer's eyes with the other, Husk is looking sick and has actually stopped drinking, Alastor has the surviving egg boi propped up in front of him as a shield, and Cherri Bomb is cheering bc of the fiery tracks a very warmed up Charlie is leaving all over the ballroom floor

everyone finds out why chaggie aren't intimate in public more often... they are really really bad at remembering they're in public, or knowing when to STOP

Husk: "...what... the fuck are they doing?"

Angel Dust: "At this point? Each other, basically~"

Lucifer: "Why are my eyes being covered...?"

Cherri Bomb: "YEEAHHH!! AND THEY'RE HOT AS HELL! GET IT PRINCESS!"

Lucifer: "Oh. Ha ha ha! I see!" (shapeshifts) "But not literally. I don't see literally. I don't think I need ANY eyes at all right now!"

Cherri Bomb: "AHAHAHAHAH MORE FIRE!!! MORE MORE!!!!"

Niffty: "Fire? As in bon fire?? I AM MISSING OUT ON SOMEONE BURNING ALIVE!?"

Alastor: "I am terribly afraid we are not, dearest. Not unless you count this egg frying himself with his own blush."

Egg Boi: "Wowzer!"

Niffty: "Boo."

Vaggie: "Did one of you assholes just BOO us?!"

Angel Dust: "YA GIRLFRIEND IS HALF UNDRESSED TOOTS! HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL NOTICIN' WE EXIST???"

Vaggie: "My hot girlfriend is half undressed you moron of COURSE I'll notice when someone boos her!!"

Husk: "Then put some fucking clothes back on her!"

Vaggie: (flips him off while charlie twirls her) "FUCK YOU! NO!!!"

Lucifer: "Oh apple of all the eyes I don't have right now! How're you feeling about all this, Char-char?"

Charlie: "I'm feeling... Wowzer... heheh~"

Angel Dust: "It was that thing with untying ya bow with her mouth, huh?"

Charlie: "HEHEHEHEH."

[thebraxiatelcollection]

I have feelings about the episode, especially with the bigeneration, but I think my biggest complaint is how it felt very Disney-style at saving every single one of those people and not having a single casualty (death) or injury of some sort. 100,000 people or whatever sucked out into space, and you're telling me they've all managed to survive through the machine?

[rookflower]

dovewing and ivypool designs concept

[felassan]

r/dragonage (Reddit) post titled "Jeff Grubb: Dragon Age: Dreadwolf scheduled to release in late 2024." Post text: "Dreadwolf to be shown this summer and planned release later this year, Bioware is internally confident on the release date. Anything could change of course." Source: [link] Clip: [link] "Credit to: u/IcePopsicleDragon for posting this in r/GamingLeaksAndRumours."

[source]

In episode 339 of Game Mess Decides, Jeff Grubb had the following to say on Dragon Age: Dreadwolf's possible/rumored release window [transcript]:

Question from chat: “Hi Jeff and Mike, when will Dragon Age 4 be shown and released?” Jeff: “Yeah, I mean, I expect it will probably pop up this summer. I don’t know when it’ll be shown is the real answer, that’s the, let’s get that out, I don’t know when it will be shown. I assume it will be shown sometime this summer. Could happen at any time though. It will be released this year [2024], last I heard. That is, and they’re pretty confident about that, doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee, could slip, but right now, internally, they expect to release it later this year, which is why I took it in Fantasy Critic”.

[source (timestamp 35 mins 20 secs), clipped version]

(there were no more mentions of Dragon Age or BioWare during the episode)

[morganmnemonic]

I'm Helen posting again. I just want to give a shout out to these two lines of dialog in particular.

(episode 146)

(episode 187)

Helen says "back when I was Michael" and "I was never Michael." And both sentiments are completely true to her despite the obvious contradiction.

I think this is why Jon had such a hard time with her in particular. The Eye sees truth as a binary thing. Either something is true or it isn't. Either something happened or it didn't. Either Helen was Michael or she wasn't.

The distortion does, at times, represent lies. But I feel like with Helen like this it more often represents messy and complicated truths that defy easy understanding.

Helen was Michael AND she wasn't. That's the most accurate way to describe whats happening here, and something that a person will never be able to comprehend while still holding on to the idea of Truth as something that matters.

Its not about adding a layer of confusion to obfuscate the sensible reality underneath. Its about reality itself being fundamentally confusing.

[ciearcab]

another vash redraw!

based on this panel bc i love his little smile