#bex asks

[doodleclownbunny]

I've been thinking about Eddie Dear and the implications of him planting lavender in the spring update. Not the gay implications, that's obvious. I mean the implications that after such a bad Homewarming, maybe he realized he DOES do too much for others and needs to have something to spend time doing for himself. I even noticed that Eddie was actually awake delivering mail and packages before Julie and Frank in Springtime Salutations. Maybe after spring came in he decided to get into gardening and plant some lavender for himself. And yes lavender is symbolism for queerness, but it's also a herb used to treat stress. Which seems fitting for a workaholic like Eddie.

Bro

Eddie did need a break

He does constantly work himself too hard and he does put his all in when no one sees or appreciates it. So I do like that theory of him also planting it to relieve stress and actually calming down.

I mean I know I would if I were him.

Also just to ramble about Eddie Dear,

I feel like a lot of people think that he's a people pleaser or doesn't have a back bone but while I agree to an extent, I feel like he is genuinely a caring person. I feel like restraint is strength, I feel like him still being kind to others despite not gaining the same kindness in return is a real strong thing for him to do.

Thank you for sharing buddy

[bitchlessdino]

I need you to know that I'm currently trying to think of a request for your celebration, but, regardless, CONGRATS ON 3K!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Here is a cute, very normal and unmeancing photo of chan for you 💘💞💘💖💗💘💓💓💘💞 idk if you're an arm person but I certainly am...

Oh Bex, I’m an arm, shoulder, waist, ass—*explosion*

But thank you I love him so dear, I’m pretty used to this photo bc btw I was obsessed with it well over a year but still love it sm much. Thank you for being around ily ❤️❤️❤️

[milo-sky-404]

Can I have a strand of your hair for completely innocent non-voodoo related reasons?

uhhhhhh i'm going to decline i'm not really in the business of getting magically stabbed-

[kiimtaehyung]

merry christmas and a happy new year to @baekhyunnybyun from your secret santa💞

[grymghoul]

do u think han would catch on you wanna fuck him bcos you keep laughing at everything he says

You know he does, that's not even a question. They way you grab his bicep and chirp out little laughs, the way your face flushes. Sometimes you'll genuinely be laughing at what he says and he can't help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with you. You laugh when he's mean, when he's not trying to be funny. It's always so fucking coy too, it drives him insane. It's like you know something he doesn't. He hates that. He wants to know what's so funny. Why are you laughing at him, because you have to be laughing at him, right? Right?

He'll interrogate you while he drills your shit like he's mining for oil in your guts. "What's so fuckin' funny? You're not laughing now." His face is flushed red, was it the sex or embarrassment of being so worked up over something as simple as a dumb girl getting on his nerves? What is he, fifteen? No, he's a grown ass man.

Nah, he's plowing your shit so good it's knocking the wind out of you. He holds your hands under his on your thighs, keeping you effectively pinned. "Can't laugh now, baby. No, nothin's funny now, is it? This is serious stuff." He's got you seeing stars and wriggling away, but he won't let you get away.

It is pretty serious, getting fucking split in half by his fat dick.

[babyboywilson]

Hilson request!! Cuddy keeps on playing matchmaker without them knowing which leads to the ducklings joining in!! The rest is up to you

cuddy had been watching and waiting for years. she’d seen the spark as soon as she’d hired wilson (with a surprisingly authentic recommendation from house about how she needed to hire this up and coming oncologist). she’d watched the two of them be drawn together, push each others buttons to the breaking point, fall apart in a catastrophic implosion, and then be drawn back together like the earth and the moon drawn into each other’s gravitational pull.

this last set back had been the worst she’d ever seen. amber’s death had shifted wilson and house’s relationship into devastation. she’d never seen wilson ice house out that way, and she’d never seen house unravel the way he did without wilson in his life.

but then house’s father passed away, and wilson dragged him to the funeral. and suddenly house and wilson were houseandwilson again. they were pranking each other again. wilson was following house around. everything was back to the way it was.

except that wasn’t enough in cuddy’s mind. that spark was like a live wire between house and wilson, threatening to electrocute both of them and everyone around them. and that was why cuddy had made an executive decision. it was time for her to take on a new role. lisa cuddy md, dean of medicine, chief hospital administrator, and matchmaker.

step one.

cuddy walked into house’s office, hesitated, then moved back towards the door as if she were unsure. house glanced up, giving her a questioning look. “if you’re going to profess your love for me, you might as well spit it out,” house said. cuddy rolled her eyes, and instead strutted forward. “i shouldn’t be giving this to you. he was back and forth on if he should even go through with the idea.” that piqued house’s interest. “give me what?” he asked. cuddy hesitated again before reaching into her pocket and placing the tickets onto the desk. front row monster truck rally tickets. house cracked a smile and reached out for them, but cuddy pulled them back. “if wilson asks, you bullied me for the tickets. and you tell him that he’s going with you,” cuddy warned. house grinned, snatching the tickets from her hand. “as if i’d want to go with you,” house said. cuddy quickly walked out, as if she was scared of second guessing her decision. once she was around the corner, she laughed to herself. and that was how you set up a first date.

step two.

a week later, cuddy went to wilson’s office, knocking cautiously. “come in,” wilson called. cuddy cracked the door open and peeked inside. “you got a minute?” she asked. wilson nodded and she stepped into the office and sat down in one of the chairs in front of his desk. “i need a favor,” she started, waiting for wilson to nod again. “there’s a charity event this weekend, and i was going to go on behalf of the hospital, but now the board needs me to attend a conference instead. the board wants house to go. show face since his department takes most of the budget. i need you to go too. he won’t go otherwise, and i need you to keep him in line,” cuddy said. wilson’s eyebrows scrunched together. “he’s not going to go for that and you know it.” brushing her hands down over her skirt, cuddy replied, “i know. that’s why i’m willing to offer him pick of any case he wants for the next couple weeks with no clinic hours,” cuddy said. sighing, wilson shook his head. “wouldn’t it be better for the hospital if he goes with you? he flirts with you enough that it’ll be entertainment for everyone,” wilson pointed out. cuddy hesitated, glanced down, and half shook her head. “not when he told me to my face he prefers your company over mine.” she let those words linger for a minute before looking up again. wilson was blinking rapidly, as if in shock. “it’s a 7pm on saturday. make sure he behaves,” she said, knowing wilson would do as she asked. she saw herself out of his office….

and ran right into kutner as she closed wilson’s door. “there isn’t any conferences this weekend, is there?” kutner said. cuddy squinted her eyes at him. she really wasn’t surprised that house’s new team was as sneaky as his old team. “they don’t need to know what,” she said, starting to walk away. kutner hesitated for a moment, glancing towards wilson’s office before following after her. “what’s your goal here?” he asked. cuddy scoffed, “not any of your business.” kutner jogged a couple steps ahead of her and stopped in front of her. “it could be. because if you’re trying to set them up, i can help with that,” kutner replied. freezing, cuddy darted her eyes up and down the hall before pulling kutner to a quieter hallway. “how did you know about that?” she asked. offering her a grin, kutner replied, “i’ve been trying to get them together for weeks now. but my efforts haven’t been enough. but if we combined forces…” he offered with a half smirk which mirrored house far too much. she should say no. she’d known house and wilson for longer than anyone else in this hospital. she could do this by herself. but… if she got the underlings involved, it might get house and wilson together quicker which would mean she wouldn’t have to deal with their ridiculous version of pining anymore. “fine,” she agreed, “but don’t make me regret it.” with a bow, kutner replied, “you won’t. now just to get taub and thirteen involved.” before she could say anything, kutner disappeared. yep… cuddy was already regretting it.

the next morning, cuddy found her office filled with house’s ducklings. “what’s the plan, boss?” kutner asked with a grin. luckily, cuddy had had a feeling she’d be faced with the team coming to her to scheme about ways to set wilson and house up. and she’d already come up with a great plan. “alright… this is what we’re going to do,” she said.

house glanced around the charity event, looking for cuddy. she said she’d meet him here in exchange for no clinic hours for a month. that was the only reason he was here and not out doing something more enjoyable; preferably with wilson, but wilson had said he was busy this weekend. he caught sight of the rest of his team. they were huddled in the corner of the room, whispering; flashing glances his way as if he were the target of some prank they were about to pull. knowing his luck, that’s exactly what was about to happen. he’d already decided he was going to tell cuddy he was firing them all immediately… when his eyes fell on wilson. wilson who was walking his way with two drinks in his hands. he offered one to house and house raised an eyebrow. “thought you were busy this weekend?” house asked. wilson ducked his head. “cuddy bargained with me to come in her place. said you would prefer my presence over hers.” house huffed out a sigh, glancing back over to his team. taub looked away, thirteen held his gaze, and kutner flushed and turned away. suddenly the pieces fell into place. “i think we’ve been parent trapped,” house said. wilson’s eyes snapped up to house’s. “we’re being set up? together?” he stuttered out. “that manipulative little… she’s been setting her trap for weeks,” house muttered. taking a large gulp of his drink, wilson asked, “do i even want to know?” flicking his cane against the ground, house pointed at wilson. “you didn’t buy those monster truck tickets, did you?” wilson shook his head. “she’s been playing matchmaker,” house huffed. he glanced up to wilson, who had a puzzled look on his face. “you think the team was in on it too?” wilson questioned. house glanced back over to the team, who were all deliberately ignoring them while casting furtive glances their way. “definitely.” and then wilson was moving, stepping closer into house’s space. “then let’s get even,” wilson said, dropping his head down fractionally and darting his eyes down to house’s lips before looking back up to meet house’s eyes. house laughed, placing his drink on the counter behind them. “wilson, i like the way you think.” and then house leaned in and kissed wilson. when they broke apart, house caught sight of the team staring at them in shock. looks like they hadn’t expected that. house grinned smugly to himself.

cuddy may have been winning up until that point… but house was pretty sure with that move, he’d just tied the game.

[ask-felix-aberg]

[OOC:] Thank you so much, @leaswhum for this lovely drawing of Felix! 🫂🥹💙💙

I am still at a loss for words. 💙

[jeanzoriley-cod]

Hey, O'Riley. Heard the 141 talking about you the other day. When you coming back around? There's too much testosterone around here right now... I'm sick of it.

@askbex-cod

Hey, Bex! I'm glad ta see another female 'round! I should be back from my mission tomorrow, not much left ta do except get tha Intel for Cap.

[inquirewithbillcipher]

Bex: I just wanna squish the Spooki! Oh and you too Bill!

Spooks is very squishy- pretty sure she has no bones? Always a pleasure when you drop by Bex!

- Bill

[ravenclod]

Twirling my hair you already know what I've come to request,,,

so like I got possessed w this one

i actually reallyy really like this sketch so if i get time i might finish her...

also ignore how much less crisp kohane is its bec i had to resize her in comparison ugh and irs still not fullt accurate at all but its ok bec shes a sketch <3 if i do finish her ill fix all that :)

[doodleclownbunny]

This song makes me think of Eddie Dear 😭

I like imagining he's singing this to Wally

OH I INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF EDDIE THE MOMENT I PRESSED PLAY

but no fr I imagine Wally is painting outside a little sad and Eddie coming up to him delivering his mail and notices him down and sings this song to cheer him up

Also

"I've heard it said that this too shall pass"

Hits hard for me

Good times or bad times, neither one lasts

[bitchlessdino]

☆ - put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! 💐🫶🏻

nana iluuu 💜

AWWWW BEXXX ily 🥹💗💗💗

[shadow-5-05]

Do you accept... head pats?

- @askbex-cod

I do!!! Please!!! Please!! Please!!

((credit to @k9-buddy-ask-blog for the reaction image))

[glasswoodonthebrain]

A little birdie told me you wanted to be my Valentine this year. Sorry I'm late to the party, love.

- JW ♡

Yeah, so remember how I said I’m married to Oliver Wood?

We’re changing that. I’m Mrs. Julian Walker now. Sorry bestie (I still love you dw)

Bex thank you so, so much for this. I’m actually crying omg. You’re so amazing broski

[grymghoul]

If I were to post chapters of my novels to a patreon, would y'all read it? Updated regularly. I just put a lot of time and effort into them and I would post them for free but.. idk. I wanted them published but that's been ridiculous and expensive. This seems like an easier way. It would be under $5 a month. I think $1 is the cheapest option?

[babyboywilson]

hiiii your local girlboy coming in hot to say ‘new hair new me’! just recolored my hair and decided to finally get bangs and I love it 🧡