#blame jonny

[face0fspace1]

rusty quill blaming podcast where we list every emotion jonny and alex ever gave us and get them to pay for our therapy

[face0fspace1]

alright i will blame jonny!

also please work it into protocol it would drive my friend insane

what do you think of avogadros constant?

im in love with it and wont stop annoying my friend with it

6.02x10^23 my beloved

It's pretty bloody nifty. I wanted to work it into Protocol as an eldritch thing but didn't find a good opportunity in the series Bible so now pretty unlikely unless inspiration strikes. Blame Jonny. (Not because it's his fault or anything, just on principal y'know?)

[higher-noon]

Was anyone going to tell me that Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, was the one who narrated Slay the Princess, or was I just supposed to feel bad for thinking all British guys reading horror sounded the same by myself?

[malthedreamer]

When in doubt, blame Jonny. If he haven't done it, he certainly planned to

[darcydoescosplay]

You know you've been listening to the Mechanisms too much when the song "Drunken Sailor" plays and you confidently sing "WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNK SPACE PIRATE" and just have to wallow in the fact that no, that isn't the original song

[romanticatheartt]

Bridgerton spoiler

Kanthony ->

This is just me ranting :')

I know we all expected Kanthony to have a subplot in s3. I did too, the way Jonny and Simone talked about staying till the end, their excitement in their very small press for s2 and future seasons. The way Simone didn't sign a contract for Sex Education new season. And how this show was a priority for Jonny while shooting both Fellow Travellers and Bridgerton. Fellow Travellers production had to work around his schedule for s3...

But this is Bridgerton production we're talking about. They used the diversity to gain more audience in poc. But they care very little for their poc actors. Why do you think Regé left? Why do you think Ruby instantly talked about her experience while filming Bridgerton right after she left? And there were so many fans called her out for overreacting or now that Regé is free he should come back so he can be humbled since he's not booked after Bridgerton

It might be weird as I am a hard-core Kathony shipper but I need Simone to get out of the show. She was a leading lady but she was a side character in her own season. People think she stole Edwina's man while it was never Edwina's season but Kate's. P*lin stans think she was just a love interest and not a leading lady that's why she didn't got that much promo. That's why she didn't get any back story because she was just Anthony's love interest. "It was Anthony's story not Kate's."

I've seen all of it in twitter. It reeks of misogyny and racism there.

So please don't get your hopes up. I knew we're only going to get them in the first episode and we'll be done with it and I was right. They don't care about Kate...

They had so many opportunities to make Kate part of a story as a viscountess and her experience with the title and not just Anthony's wife but as we were proven so many times in the past, Simone doesn't have any value to them. They used her (and Jonny) as a bait.

And I don't want to hear about how it's not their season. Benedict, Francesca, Violet and Eloise all have a plot in this season, they could've give one to Kate but they didn't. So no it's not just about p*lin... it's an assemble show after all, right?

[nick-cassidy]

📸: aoracingusa

[isaacthedruid]

so hi tumblr, i blame the Magnus Archives for my main art style and wanted to share it with you! here’s some of recent favourites:

( if you want to see more, i post all my art on my insta )

[not-having-an-eldritch-blast]

Alex stop making me feel things about characters named after Oscar Wilde

[len-tilsoup]

someone pls conduct a study on how tma brain rot impacts ur life so severely. I'm majoring in history so I can become an archivist. how did this happen to me.

[blotb0x]

i would like to formally apologise to everyone in the mechanisms fandom for my last post and i would also like to say i will absolutely do it again i love drawing these guys in slutty little outfits its my favourite past time

[patzweigz]

why am i like this.

[captain-dville]

Pillow.

Oh no, we're not doing this shit. I don't care how good an idea you think it is, if you try to lay on me I'll splatter your brains against the wall.

Don't like strangers touching me unless it's a fight.

[applepies-and-starlight]

AL headcanons: since Wisdom Cubes run on cognition, each shipgirl is vaguely influenced by their namesake

This can range between (relatively) on-the-nose cases, i.e. Hunter being... well, a hunter, to something like New Jersey somehow getting 50 pounds of wet spaghetti in your backyard. On complete accident.

(Side note: any ships named after Ohio, Florida, or their respective cities are absolutely deranged. This includes Cleveland, who is normally very good at hiding it... She still gets punted by Vestal twice a month because her (small) rat army keep somehow getting into the medicine cabinets, though)

[elliotisinthefridge]

you ever hear a song. and your first thought is , I think this person needs to maybe be 5150’d. and of course your second thought is I need this entire track tattooed onto my eardrums !

[cybrrspidrr]

I hope that all of my posts sound like the ramblings of a madman because they are