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@cheschesterpossum drawing yandere sim maid yoketron is kinda fun lol let my boy be crazy sicklove girl with katana tehehehb 馃檹馃構
Y/n: i will need to talk to whoever decided to give him and me these outfits
(w pink blood ver below)
#bro doesnt know#yoketron aint the only one in the mysteriously summoned uniform outfits....#馃槇馃槇馃槇#transformers x reader#transformers#transformers x human#yandere transformers#tfa yoketron#tfa#tf animated#tf x reader#yandere male#yandere x reader#yoketron x reader#master yoketron#transformers animated#tf yoketron#transformers x you#transformers x y/n#yandere simulator#my art
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I curse thee to be a were-cow for the next 5 interactions! Muahahah.
Oh!! Thank you!! :D
I'm a little afraid of what the means, but the idea of being a cow for real is very exciting!!
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She thought I spoiled her by saying asgore hit dess with a truck on call LMAOOOO 馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃馃挃
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I keep getting looked at strangely as of late
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this

#anyways time to yap in the tags 馃構鈽濓笍#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 馃檹馃檹馃檹馃檹#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃檹馃檹#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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Bruce Wayne's a Foster Parent. Also he avoids death a lot so a dead person can usually tell if a humans meant to have died but didn't.
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"Bruce you know I wouldn't ask this of you if I didn't have to but-"
Bruce just sighed from his side of the phone, pinching the bridge of his nose.
Nobody ever really expects to get a phone call nearing 3 am but exceptions had to be made when you were a legal foster parent and also a part-time secret super hero. If it wasn't one thing calling for him it was the other.
On the other side of the phone, Bruce heard the caseworker, Roni, chuckle.
"It's just for 3 nights and half of the day after, but I need you to be prepared for something before I can pass them off to you."
Bruce sat upright now on his bed, attentively listening to her words. Usually the kids didn't really come with any pre-warnings from the Caseworker themselves, letting anything about each Foster kid be said inside of their personal files that got sent along with them.
But when she gave out this information it was usually important. The last time Bruce had gotten a warning like this it was for Jason which was ages ago it feels at this point.
"What is it?"
"The kids are-" Her voice trailed off, like as if she was still searching for the right words to say. "They've been through what I can honestly only describe as the equivalent to a meta-kid trafficking lab"
Bruce shifted as he heard the driving continue on the other side of the phone.
"They're very guarded because of what they went through and they might display.. unusual behavior. More unusual then a meta-kids behavior after such a situation would be, but don't let it fool you! The kids are really sweet beyond being afraid."
Bruce frowns at the descriptions before replying to her, mentally trying to prepare himself for the idea of these kids and what they might have went through.
"I'll make a note of it then. Thank you, Roni"
"No, thank you, Bruce. I really appreciate this last minute placement. We'll be by really soon"
He was left with a click as he removed himself off his bed and threw the covers to the side of him. Alfred would want to know that they would have 2 new guests in the manor, at the very least to greet them and have rooms prepared even if they didn't need to have them prepared further then what they already were.
It was less then 5 minutes later that Bruce found himself, with Alfred, greeting the temporary fosters at the front door. Roni looked tiredly at them as she pushed the kids front and center.
Bruce could relate heavily.
"Hello Danny, Ellie. It's nice to meet you both, I'm Bruce Wayne."
Danny just stared at the mans outstretched hand for a second before he turned to look up at him, a pinched look on his face. Ellie matched his expression, although being a bit more subtle about it as she looked over Bruce as a whole.
Eerily, Bruce felt like his very soul was being judge the longer the kids stared at him. He also felt a sense of familiarity with these two kids the longer this continued.
They seemed detached rather than afraid like their caseworker had explained earlier, more so viewing the world as if they were outside of it rather then in it in any way.
Danny was quick to glare at him after another moment, "You're a fruit-loop, aren't you?"
Ellie broke from her own scanning almost immediately when she heard Danny's comment, cackling beside him before shoving him off with her arm. The action made Bruce smile as he took his arm back and placed it by his side.
Alfred also looked amused between the pair of siblings before turning attention to the task at hand again. Bruce just smiled at his pseudo-fathers usual fondness over children, knowing he was being reminded of his own grandchildren.
"This is Alfred. He's going to be the one to show you over to your rooms for the next few nights." Alfred greeted the kids in the same polite way he usually greeted all guests before he leaned down and extended his hands towards their belongings. He didn't grab their belongings just remained leaning over them before questioning the kids if they would like help to take their stuff to their rooms.
Bruce only really saw it faintly and if it were any other moment he might have ignored it as a sleepless hallucination, but for some reason he noticed the change immediately. The twins eyes go from a darker blue to a flashing bright green.
As if alarmed by the sudden movement towards their belongings.
Danny was quick to catch his own staring as well, eyes flashing back to blue for only a second before reverting back to green. Almost as if to give off some kind of warning.
Ellie noticed his staring immediately and shoved Danny again, this time more forceful for his attention before turning to whisper something to him when she had him back.
Bruce felt his skin crawl before turning away to face their caseworker, not really understanding anything they were saying beyond hearing a few words and feeling their eyes look between each other and his back.
Death Touched was an especially new description, and one that stuck in his head the second he heard it.
Bruce waited until the kids were guided away by Alfred before talking to their caseworker officially and waking her up from her half delirious tired drop-off.
"Hey Roni? Is there any chance we can extend the Fenton kids stay?"
There was something going on here with these kids and he was going to get to the bottom of it. One way or another.
#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#dc x dp#dc x dp au#Bruce is canonically a foster parent guys#trust me#just trust me bro#Also he's apparently died like around 24 times-#i know most of those aren't canon to the mainline but-#lets just say at least one does for the sake of this plot#and that it doesnt count and he literally escaped it or smthing idk#Danny is so confused as to why this man smells like death but hasnt died yet??#dani is just amused as hell bc hell yeah get it random rich dude#Dani: Good on you for escaping death man!#Bruce: what#also just ignore the oc caseworker i just didnt wanna call them the caseworker so she has a name ig idk u dont have to use it#shes just here for the sake of chugging the plot along
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The perks of your younger brother telling you the future is you can try to prevent it!
The downside is he has the weirdest names for the most important parts...
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#Shang Qinghua#original shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#airplane bro#shang brothers#shang bros#'please PLEASE can you try to remember who the scum is?' 'hm...Gege I'm hungry'#it doesnt help that he only gets bits and pieces about the 'future' (what HE WROTE) so hell blurt things out liek this#and then not follow up because he literally doesnt remember oops#oh Original Shang Qinghua youre teying so hard#i need you all to know this is leading up to Og Shang Qinghua and Og Shen qingqiu getting together 馃グ#shang qinghua#my art#nibbelraz
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A-grade simp
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more windbreaker comics
#togame jo is SO WHIPPED like bro doesnt even TRY to hide his sakura obsession#choji: o yea we came cause our friend ume-chan-- togame: ACTUALLY i came for sakura just so u know (nobody asked)#ugh kame chan ur so EMBARRASSING!!! (me inwardly: hes just like me... hes just like me fr...)#kamesaku#togasaku#togame jo#haruka sakura#wind breaker#wind breaker comics#comics#wind breaker spoilers#thecmart#wbk
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MAN I WAS ALREADY NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME MAKING THIS BUT THEN I NEEDED TO CHANGE SOMETHING AND THIS PROMPT CAME UP WHEN I TRIED TO SAVE IT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I'll JUST DIE
HERE IT IS WITHOUT THE PROMPT IF ANYONE CARES
#ok so yeah after it came up i did edit it a bit so that it'd make more sense since you know.... yooyhun doesnt have a .png extension#um so i was sobbing like a baby while making this actually#shaky lines? that was me trying to draw while my vision blurry af#thats.... that's literally yoojin's baby#im so fucking destroyed bro#they could never make me hate you yoohyun#you were doing the best that you could#actually sobbing as im writing this holy shit#how do you expect me to be nonchalant when they're like this#sctir#han yoohyun#han yoojin#tsctir#so basically the point is i never draw yoohyun for my mental wellbeing actually#its insane#my s class hunters#the s classes that i raised#s classes that i raised#tsctir spoilers#myart
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Thinking about @nibbelraz 's shang bros au again 馃ズ
[ID: A Scum Villain drawing. OG!Shang Qinghua stands between a child/airplane!Shang Qinghua and child!Shen Yuan, holding both their hands with a tired deadpan expression towards the viewer. AP!SQH grip onto OG!SQH's hand whilst his other hand carries strawberry tanghulu, he is chatting excitedly towards SY. SY, more loosely holding onto OG!SQH excitedly responds back to AP!SQH with a bright expression, one hand raised up as if gesturing as he speaks. End ID]
#svsss#scum villain#shang qinghua#og shang qinghua#shen yuan#shang bros au#svsss au#mxtx#myart#og sqh regretting accepting to babysit rn#holding their hands for dear life knowing damn well if he doesnt these two would disappear in a heartbeat lmao#sqh begged og sqh to take him and sy to the town's festival and bro is Not immune to lil brother puppy eyes#what are sqh and sy talking abt? probably pokemon or smth
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Oh if he had a body.... the shit Id make him do for a finger
#art#digital art#sketches#doodles#clip studio paint#0tappaja0arts#artist on tumblr#illustration#homicipher#mr gap#mr. gap#headcanon#I know he doesnt have a body but BRO#Im having fun and you dont lalalalalalalalalala /j
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0724 Decidueye
#pokemon#apokemonaday#dailydex#art#dualcosmog#pkmn#pokedex#pokedex challenge#artists on tumblr#gen7#starterpokemon#decidueye#bro brought a fighting type to a bird battle#doesnt even know hes fighting a ghost
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this was supposed to be a glare btw
#dan and phil#phan#dnp#dip n pip#have we talked about this#i was not back on my dnp shit 6 months ago when this was posted#gays against humanity#is the video#this happens in the first 10 seconds#i felt like i should leave#heart eyes howell#this was his attempt at a reprimanding glare#bc phil made a bad joke#it was a good joke but we know dan loves to pretend to hate phils whimsy#bro if someone tried to glare at me and it came out like this#id kiss them#phil is our strongest soldier#secure king knows he can count on being worshipped today tomorrow and for decades#so he doesnt have to address this look rn#he knows he has time
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finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#the kids are here too but i aint taggin them vaeLKEVJKLJ#snap sketches#posting this now and not obsessing over the details i need to SLEEP#please click/tap and zoom to read anything im sorry theres so much dialogue#i thought i was gonna finish this sooner but i went grocery shopping with my bro today and that took longer than expected !!!!#ALSO CHAT. if youre up to date on My Lore via my tags ... my prof's lettin me submit my assignment ... life's so good...#speaking of life being good i was giggling like stupid while drawing this . i named it 'this is stupid' and i stand by that#this is so unserious im gonna make myself throw up ITS SO CORNY i make myself sick with what i draw <- will continue to do this#only god knows if this is even how that power of his works i just saw an opportunity and ran with it#the trick here is he doesnt even have to use any 'power' he can just do that to charles by default#however im making them be obnoxious about it. i am making them obnoxious over dramatic grandpas because i can#my only crime is loving the utter cheese and corniness of the 60s comics like God. anyways bye !!!!!!!#maybe one day ill finish that other comic i sketched for this weekend but i fear i wont have time to so next weekend me thinks ....#for now i hope you all enjoy this. goofy as hell nonsense jLAKJVEKLVJ
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reposting myself but rly feeling this today
#bro why would u take a course abt roman lit if u know absolutely nothing abt rome#im talking havent-read-a-single-wiki-article clueless.#cmon man.#what do u thinks gonna happen there. do u think the teacher is gonna stop every class to give u a history art n culture lecture#im talking abt not knowing the difference between the republic n empire.#then arguing w the teacher abt how the republic isnt in part democratic bc he doesnt know shit abt the republic#mypost#mydegree
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THE SILLLYYYY
#rottmnt#rottmnt raph#rottmnt kraang raph#rottmnt krang raph#rottmnt raphael#bro is so joyus#he doesnt know a piece of gum is possesing him </3
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