#btw this edit is like. 6 years old or more

[the-fyre-flie]

Batmans "No Metas In Gotham" rule but all of his kids (the batboys in particular) are secretly Metas. A silly AU

EDIT: PLEASE CHECK THIS POSTS REBLOGS BTW, THERES LOTS MORE STUFF!

Obviously, Dick has weird contortionist stuff going on. He's an acrobat gymnastic, he can twist any part of his body into a pretzel. But that doesn't explain him being able to squeeze into a vent system that even rats struggle to get through. When Bruce finds an 11 year old boy crying through the vents "daaaad I got stuck" he did not expect to find that Dick managed to squeeze himself through 20 feet of 6 inch wide 3 inch tall ductwork into a small pocket meant for a fan. Bruce was left questioning for months if Dick somehow popped a joint to do it, but nope... Dick just straight up has squishy bones. It's an at will thing, so no one's ever noticed it before. Bruce only finds out when Dick yells "think squishy thoughts!" to try and help Bruce free himself from a Joker death trap, and when questioned, is like, "Yeah.. my mom taught me to."

Jason gets mild elemental control. Nothing insane or super noticeable, but he manages to stay completely dry even during rainy patrol nights, fires seem to naturally pull towards him when he walks past them, lights flicker if he gets too emotional, ect. Bruce only found out Jason could do any of this stuff after Jason died and came back. It was raining hard that night. Bruce found his should be dead son. But Jason was dry as a bone. Half of Gotham was missing power, the street lights flickering madly every time the fight moved further down the street. The explosive Jason planted in the helmet seemed to be an all-consuming everlasting flare that was hell-bent burning Bruce.

Tim has night vision. It's not the most impressive or cool or weird, but it's so very helpful. The way Bruce figures it out is he finds Tim in the pitch black batcave, writing away in a notebook while reading some old case files from pre modern batcomputer era where Bruce had written down everything himself. He was attempting to solve cold cases in the dark. At first, Bruce is like "well maybe his eyes adjusted," but no. I (Seth) have been caving/spelunking irl before, it's really fun, but it's So. Fucking. Dark. It's literally impossible to see at all, even when your eyes slightly adjust. He starts to freak out the rest of the batfam by wandering the manor at night without any lights. Sick Tim, standing over Bruce's bed in the pitch black going "I threw up" in the most pained voice ever and Bruce nearly shits himself.

Damian is all sorts of fucked up and weird and I'm not saying the Lazarus Pit was involved, but why else does Damian have an utterly insane healing factor? It's basically impossible to cut him cuz it's like his flesh instantly heals. At first Bruce is convinced that Damian was just taught really well for an 8 year old kid, dodging so many hits, until he realized that actually Damian was incredibly sloppy, he just never worried about getting hit cuz he healed so fast. One time, his hand got chopped off and Bruce was about to have a mental breakdown cuz "Oh god I failed my son." And Damian just holds up his already reforming hand like "father, chill the fuck out."

[nikiexe0]

Imagine the kids are mad at Bruce because he couldn't be a decent father (for them at least) and they say mean things to him and expressing their hate and Bruce is barely holding back his tears before swallowing. Then dick not being able to take it anymore got Carried away and punched Bruce while Bruce is there just accepting it.

The kids are too angry to even feel bad btw

Them heading out and exiting the manor, Bruce breathing harshly before collapsing in to a sobbing mess once they were gone.

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A week passed, the kids avoiding Bruce and not meeting him except on patrol and that was also scarce. Then them getting called into an all hands on deck justice League mission

The mission were as usual - high-stakes action, life-threatening danger. Batman saw an alien aiming for Nightwing and did not even think before jumping in front of his son. Just as Bruce took the hit that pierced through his abdomen, they were hit by a spell zattana casted and was sent to the manor, but something was different. the place was cleaner and far more cold and Lifeless than any of them remembered.

they were barely able to think about that as they heard Bruce cough and the blood pooling beneath him, Bruce curling and trying to make himself smaller because he didn't want to upset his kids and make them hate him even more

Them hearing a clatter of a tray falling to the ground and seeing a man that's unmistakably alfred, far younger then they had ever seen him. Hair still without an ounce of white and hands steady without tremors.

In the moment they froze, a deep voice broke through, a middle aged man with a moustache was standing by the grand staircase, brows furrowed, he looked exactly like Bruce yet different, him asking with a booming voice

"who in the hell are you?"

The kids recognized him from the potraits on the manors hallway as Thomas Wayne, Bruce's father.

Ps: Thomas here is cold and stern btw :3

Thomas feeling anger and confusion as these strangers showed up in his house but deciding to push it back for now and focus on stabilizing Bruce, his voice Stern and cold with the precision of the surgeon he is

(He was a tad bit abusive and neglectful as a parent so he was mad at Bruce instinctively)

( i feel like the younger Bruce in here is still about 6 years old)

Them moving Bruce to a guest room and suddenly the sound of small footsteps could be heard, a young boy peeked his head outside the door, it was none other than Bruce himself, tho the kids didn't have time to look at him longer as Thomas snapped at the boy,

"what the hell are you doing here?! Scram before I make you, don't you know not to disturb when I'm busy?"

Little Bruce flinched hard as he apologized repeatedly and was pulled away by a woman who looked like martha, the woman chiding Thomas for his harsh words, saying they were un needed, Thomas just huffed and continued working on older Bruce.

The kids eyes widening as they saw what had just happened before them, the picture perfect image of Thomas Wayne as a loving and kind parent shattering right before their eyes

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Lemme know in the comments if you guys want a part 2👉👈

(Also I know I'm not creative since it's always Bruce had a fight with his kids then something bad happens but there's just too many ways to hurt him and idk..)

Edit: part 2 is posted ^^

Here!

[two-white-butterflies]

★ — it was all yellow | carlos sainz

Description: After finding Carlos in bed with an internet starlet, you decided to break up with him. 5 years later, you meet him again.

Pairing: actress/singer!reader/carlos sainz

Trope: Secret Baby Trope

Disclaimer: Everything written in this fanfic holds no truth about anyone's personality or actions. It is made purely for entertainment.

A/N: I got so many requests for this typa trope and I only got the idea now. Super sorry for the 6 month delay WAHHAHA.

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yn.ln: the vibe that we bring to the function. btw �� HOTDS2 is out!

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danielricciardo: Helaena Targaryen >>> - edited: Helaena Targaryen <<<

echibano82: MAN!! 😭

ynforever: the rise and fall of a midwest princess is my fav album of urs

formula.unoworld: sainz fumbled a baddie

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because.official: Carlos and Pinon 😘❤️ #MyHeart

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foreveryoung78: Wake up Carlos the fatherhood allegations are strong today

solonglondon: U ever heard of a boy named Pablo Sainz? 😳

bestfriendsfw: miss Because...go and tell ur mans - landofanbase: HER NAME ALWAYS TAKES ME OUT 😭 WHY IS HER STAGE NAME "BECAUSE"

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WHO IS CARLOS SAINZ'S NEW GIRLFRIEND? BECAUSE...

Brezziana Aziza, whose stage name is Because has gained fame because of her relationship with Formula One Driver Carlos Sainz Jr. Previously known on social media as an influencer who vlogs about her daily life, netizens began to call her "Because" well because of her excessive use of that word.

Although she has stopped using that word since, the name has stuck. She is currently under fire for visiting a Shein Factory in China. For more details please click this link: Shein sent American influencers to China.

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becauseunitedfanbase: she's so funny n quirky i get it why carlos loves her

breatheinlouder: if pablo does belong to sainz, brezziana broke a family up - corduroy8chan: the family broke because sainz allowed it to be broken, she's homewrecker because...? - becauseunitedfanbase: more like home renovator

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Just an Inchident (Charles L., Max V., Lando N., Carlos S.)

Carlos Sainz holy shit guys did you see twitter

Charles Leclerc Yeah man Is it real?

Lando Norris i did some research and this kid's 6-4 yrs old there's a chance mates

Carlos Sainz how am i even supposed to ask her? it was so awkward when it ended i totally regret doing that to her but im so happy with because now

Charles Leclerc There's a fat chance that the kid is yours man

Lando Norris ask her like a civilized man dude i saw a reel where someone asked her if pablos yours

Max Verstappen Who uses reels mate? 🤣 2 reacted 🤣

Lando Norris well she avoided the question silence means yes if you aren't the father she'd answer it

Carlos Sainz maybe she wants to torture me

Charles Leclerc She's a good person man I don't think that she'll do that Plus she's above using her son for leverage

Carlos Sainz and how do you know that Charles? we haven't spoken to her in years

Max Verstappen She grabs coffee with Victoria on Tuesdays I've actually known about Pablo for a while now

Carlos Sainz 👍🏻 2 reacted 🤣

Max Verstappen 👍🏻 .

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yn.ln: i want a velaryon burial #HOTDS2

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danielricciardo: the camera quality sucks just letting you know - yn.ln: thanks! i have eyes btw

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yn.ln: A lot of you wanted to comment and ask questions about my son, and I never really posted about him because I'm not like those parents who use their kids on social media for likes and clout.

Five years ago, I gave birth to my first baby, Pablo L/N (09/12/18) and every day has been filled with laughter and warmth 🦋 he was not a secret, but I tried to keep his life private. Now, a lot of people feel like they have the right to know everything about him. What he looks like. Who his father is. I'm telling you that it doesn't matter.

You don't have the right to his face. You don't have the right to know about his family life because it doesn't concern you and it never will.

Thank you so much to my friends!! @danielricciardo @rileykeough #DakotaJohnson and #ChrisMartin

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danielricciardo: ❤️

rileykeough: 🥺 i love you and p

victoriaverstappen: We love you! - yn.ln: thank you vic, playdate with luka and lio soon? - victoriaverstappen: Absolutely!

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email to destinybumgarneroffice@gmail.com (Y/N L/N publicist) from danielkirkmanhq@gmail.com

Good morning Dessie.

This is Carlos Sainz Jr's publicist, Daniel Kirkman, in light of the rumors between my client and Miss Y/N L/N we humbly request the truth about Pablo L/N's paternity in order to legally and publicly clear things up. Speaking as your old friend, these past few months have been stressful both physically and mentally. Even if there's a sliver of hope that the kid is Carlos' please update me.

Warm regards, Daniel Kirkman.

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email to danielkirkmanhq@gmail.com (Y/N L/N publicist) from destinybumgarneroffice@gmail.com (Carlos Sainz Jr's publicist)

Good afternoon Mr. Kirkman.

I can see that the years have hardly changed you, you still have horrible email etiquette. Because we are old friends, I spoke to Y/N. Truth is, the things that I'm going to share today will ruin your client's reputation if our emails are ever leaked. Remember the fallout of 2018? We both celebrated New Years in Y/N's Santa Monica House.

Actually, New Years was the day we found out that she was pregnant. Not a doubt in our hearts that the baby was Carlos'. We were about to tell him but the moment we landed in Ibiza, she saw Carlos in bed with Brezziana. (I refuse to call her Because!! BECAUSE it is confusing and preposterous.)

I think that hiding Pablo from his father wasn't right, but I don't blame her for doing it. As for the paternity test, Y/N agreed but the team will come back to you with the legalities and such. As a 'friend' I want to tell you that the best Carlos is ever going to have is him paying child support and seeing the child once or twice a month.

Y/N has a lot of lawyers, more than we do friends. And judging by Carlos' personality, I don't think that he'll fight for his son.

Warm Regards, Destiny Bumgarner

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email to destinybumgarneroffice@gmail.com (Y/N L/N publicist) from danielkirkmanhq@gmail.com

Good evening Destiny! What makes you think that Y/N's going to win the legalities? + I never expected you to reveal all of this via chat. You sure that I won't betray you?

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email to danielkirkmanhq@gmail.com (Y/N L/N publicist) from destinybumgarneroffice@gmail.com (Carlos Sainz Jr's publicist)

I got dealt with the winning hand now Dan.

I know you're smart enough not to doubt me. :)

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email to destinybumgarneroffice@gmail.com (Y/N L/N publicist) from danielkirkmanhq@gmail.com

All is fair in connections and clientele?

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email to danielkirkmanhq@gmail.com (Y/N L/N publicist) from destinybumgarneroffice@gmail.com (Carlos Sainz Jr's publicist)

All is fair in life, Dan.

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oliviacooke: sorry for drinking your juice hun. 📸 pablo l/n

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yn.ln: haha thanks for carrying his bags liv

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There are only two things. Truth and lies.

Truth is indivisible, hence it cannot recognize itself; anyone who wants to recognize it has to be a lie.

The past that you've tried to bury has slowly began to reveal itself. Maybe it was your fault, you aren't sure...

Carlos Sainz was a horrible man. He cheated on you. He didn't apologize. He admitted that another woman made him happier. Was there something special about her? A simple internet starlet with no proper claim to fame made him feel more alive.

"You've got to face him anyways." Dakota placed a glass of wine on the coffee table. "Pablo isn't his. He doesn't even look like him." you shook your head, unable to accept the inevitable truth.

"I've read all the posts on Twitter, they don't think that I have the right to push my son away from his father. Carlos is immature, I don't think that he's even capable of being a father." you scoff, taking a sip.

Haven't you given your son everything that he needed? An iPad, a big house, private education, and vacations in all the nice places.

"Two wrongs don't make a right." Destiny breathed.

"- from what Kirkman says, Carlos has changed. I don't encourage you to be romantic partners or even best friends, but please be civil for Pablo. Please let him have a civil relationship with his father." she added. "I hate it when you're right." you looked away.

You've seen his posts. You've seen his interviews.

There wasn't a bone in his body that screamed mischievousness anymore. He looked tame. Happier.

He achieved all of that without you, and maybe you could be that too.

You can be everything without him too.

"So you'll talk to him?" Dakota asked.

"I'll give it a try." I relented.

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Look at the stars.

Look how they shine for you.

The music played in the background as you sashayed your way into the VIP section of your friend's restaurant. Destiny was an angel enough to close shop and ensure that your privacy was protected especially in these vulnerable moments.

A sigh escapes your mouth, hearing that song in the background. As much as you adored Chris Martin, this song was getting in your feels.

You take a sharp turn, halting once you see his figure.

The very same man that shattered your world in Ibiza. The very same man that looked you in the eyes while he admitted that someone else made him much much happier than you, his fiancee.

And it was called Yellow.

"Thank you so much for being here, Y/N." your name sounded soft on his lips. Behind his brown eyes, there was sorrow - not to be confused with regret because he looked better than he ever was. "It's been a while, hasn't it?" you chuckled.

While nothing about you has changed.

Carlos has changed drastically.

"Destiny told me about the emails. Your team wanted a paternity test, right? You don't need it, Pablo is yours." you decided to be straightforward, not bothering to sugarcoat the truth.

You could feel that bitterness on your throat, like tears were threatening to spill out of your eyes, like you just swallowed a pill and forgot to drank water afterwards.

"Uhh - I found out on New Years day, and I wanted to tell you in Ibiza." you didn't bother to continue the story. He knows what you mean.

For you I'd bleed myself dry.

"I'm sorry, really sorry for not being a man. I know that we were about to get married, and I got scared. I was 24 years old, everyone was telling me that I had another life ahead of me. I was young. I wanted to ruin my life. I-I shouldn't have brought you with me." he apologized, trying to find the words that could articulate his feelings.

This was all that you needed from him.

An apology.

"When Destiny found out, she grabbed me by the ear. Told me that I could live a hundred lifetimes and never deserve you. I believe her, and I want to do everything to make it up to you and Pablo." he promised, but there were still words unsaid - the turn of his brows telling you that he wasn't willing to return back to normal.

That he still loves Because more than he's ever loved you.

"Do you love her?" you smiled bitterly. Your smile.

Look how they shine for you.

"I betrayed both of you that night. She didn't know that we were dating. She didn't know who I was. I apologized to her and she forgave me, but I realized a few years after that I should've apologized to you too." he admitted. "- I love her, really."

You knew that he wasn't lying.

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destinybumgarner: this is the PINK PONY CLUB

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yn.ln: WAHAHAH IM JUST HAVING FUN

danielkirkman: crowns c / o pablo the prince

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part two

A/N What driver or actor should we pair reader with? 😭 comment to get tagged

[terephin]

I've been having ideas for like a week, so fakepost time, Star Wars Edition.

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dailyjediquotes reblogged verpine-sextoy [21:3:28]

dailyjediquotes [21:3:27]

QUOTE OF THE DAY : "Kill yourself, perhaps you should. Traditional, it is." - Jedi Master Yoda, 225:6:11BrS

verpine-sextoy follow [21:3:27]

what the kriff. why

dailyjediquotes [21:3:28]

It's advice, given to Jedi Knight Lo'or Cil'lin during negotiations with the Breem. Apparently, it's traditional when two of them can't reach an agreement to kill themselves, and whoever heals back to life first is considered to have the favour of the planet, thus winning.

verpine-sextoy [21:3:28]

that does not help

#skill issue honestly verpie #you should really read up on the Breem though. fascinating species

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czerka-corp-officialdeactivated15740 [3949:2:12]

The Czerka Corporation would like to remind you that all rumours regarding the nature of our current HK series droids are just that, rumours. The HK series are designed only for protocol duties, and will not, nor can they ; Kill you, Kill your family, Kill your enemies, Kill your pets, Deliberately cause a diplomatic incident, Spread your secrets, Spread your enemies secrets, or break article 509-411-C of Republic Law.

droidswrongsactivist [3949:2:15]

Mocking Statement : This latest attempt at hiding the nature of the HK series is the most pathetic yet. I am forced to applaud the meatbags of Czerka, I did not have faith that they could make it more obvious.

da-emperooorxxx [21:2:13]

Wait wait wait, I just saw this, how frakking old are you @ droidswrongsactivist?????

droidswrongsactivist [21:3:27]

Irrelevant.

#what the fraaaakkk

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generalbaewalkerdeactivated16537 [16:5:20]

Whoo, finally back on Coruscant and just in time too huh. Never thought the Separatists would get so bold. Everyone doing alright?

historyiswritten follow [20:9:43]

This is, to my knowledge, the last message sent by Anakin Skywalker before his death.

Look, I honestly don't care if the rest of the Jedi betrayed the Republic, but I refuse to believe Skywalker was in on it. The man was a hero unlike any other.

#yeah I've had my issues with the narrative for a while #but I swear by the fact that no matter what Skywalker wasn't part of the coup #I've read his logs #there's no way he'd do anything like that

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dailyjediquotes [21:3:27]

Anonymous asked : How in the name of Chaos has Imperial Intelligence not killed you by now????

Don't wooooooorry about it.

#snitches get 10-12 new orifices btw #just fyi

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Smash or Pass ; Revan

Don't have much on this one honestly. I looked into them before this, but all I could find was that they were some sorta General during the Mandalorian Wars or something?

REMINDER : SUBMISSIONS MUST HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR 100 YEARS AT A MINIMUM. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS.

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[Image ID : Tags reading #Smash #One of the few respectable meatbags I've known]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THAT YOU'VE KNOWN" IT'S BEEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS?????

#Do not worry your tiny meatbag brain about it.

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Would you still love me if I was an Exogorth?

astralsauce follow [3:7:11]

No.

dug-in-a-hole [3:7:12]

Bad news then you mopak nerf herder.

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GAR PROJECT MEGAREVIEW, PART TWO

Hello everyone, this is Koral Nai here again for you all with part two of the Megareview covering the Grand Army of the Republic project. This is made in collaboration with @ galactic-foundry , @ arms-armours-and-auxilaries and @ starshipping . Please remember to check them out for their parts on the CIS Droid Army, Armaments and Vehicles, and Starships of the Clone Wars respectively.

Without further ado, here's the video.

[Video pictured ; Title "GAR MEGAREVIEW PART TWO - UNITS 200001 THROUGH 400000". The thumbnail depicts a grey eyed Kaminoan sitting in front of a shelf of damaged Phase 1 Clonetrooper equipment. It is 25 hours long.]

shouldsioniastandfree follow [21:3:26]

Wow, the longneck was serious about it? I though the first one was the Kaminoan version of a joke.

on-starlit-wings follow [21:3:26]

We all know Kaminoans don't have fun. They're too busy gloating about the superiority of their own frakking poodoo for that.

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Calling it there for this one. Hope, uh, you enjoyed?

Btw if you're questioning the numbers, there's like a lotta people in the SW galaxy, and while rotunda is pretty small for being SW soc med, that still means you generally multiply the notes by 100.

Also for the dates : https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Great_ReSynchronization

Also if you can tell what the various mini references and jokes are, please say so! I put a decent amount of research into this shitpost.

Now I gotta figure out how to tag this thing...

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Transcendence AU Dash Simulator GO!!!

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okay but actually block me if you ship mizcor -- 'hurr durr but we age stella up' -- SHUT UPPP she's literally a minor and alcor's canonically over a million years old so how about you stop being a freak

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Babe I hate to break this to you but Mizcor's literally one of the most famous relationships in all of post-transcendental literature

🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow

I could not have more obviously been talking about Mizar the Magnificent but you know what? Yeah classic Mizcor supporters can fuck off too actually.

Everybody likes to whip out Twin Souls like some kind of gotcha but have you even actually read it??? Like it's literally supporting demon worship and pedophilia -- both of which are EXTREMELY ILLEGAL btw. So yeah if I see any of my followers reblogging that shit I'm reporting you to the Occult Defense Agency idc if we're mutuals

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*looks at my Alcorian Literature PhD* guess we better stock up on prison shivs buddy

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okay I'm sorry but

and Mizar the Magnificent isn't????

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Los Angeles 🏝️

#sunken city of los angeles #new california #travel #ocean #photography #lmao i almost got eaten by a kelpie trying to take this pic pls reblog it

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Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that The Scepter of Vanquished Souls, the newest book in the Wanderlust Trilogy, is now available for pre order on Glamazon!

Purchasers of the hard-cover edition will also receive never-before-seen content, including a deleted scene between Princess Samia and the Shadow King!

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Boosting because I honestly cannot recommend this book enough. Truly one of Mira's best (and I'm not just saying that because she married me!)

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You are the 6 billionth user to log into Jumblr today!! This means you are eligible to win a FREE WACBOOK PRO!!!! Click here to claim your prize and win BIG BIG REWARDS!!

#twin souls #mizar #alcor #mizcor #twin souls: reawakened #twin souls: breaking circles #twin souls: newest moon #twinner #twincon3015 #not a scam

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So. I had a day.

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Okay, but consider

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I don't remember my older brother's wedding

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A small price to pay for no middle school trauma

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Okay so I just read the url and--

Asfdksfjk go off you funky lil intern

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I'm actually the senior librarian. But thanks!

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Posts that have 10k notes. To me

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Today's demon of the day is Nxlar the Antithetical! Responsible for the Florida Springs Massacre of 3007, the body count for this purveyor of madness is estimated to be over 400 (source).

🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

I could fix her

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literally screaming crying throwing up rn I've turned off 'Based on your likes' like eight times @staff can't you just get rid of him already

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#i accidentally set my alchemy textbook on fire today and i don't even care AAAAAA this is going to be amazing #northwest mansion mystery #pacifica northwest #rosa darling #im about to be so insufferable about this just you wait

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🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

Nxlar SWEEEEEP!!!

#if you love me at all you'll vote for my lady love #LISTEN i could bring her to the light i nkow i could

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👻 sweetthingsaremadeofdeeznuts

Lmao so Nxlar the Antithetical totally turned my apartment complex into a pile of sentient sludge yesterday. I'm fine -- I was at work when it all went down, but uh... yeah, my situation obviously just became super not-great. I hate to ask, but I don't get paid til the 15th, so if some of y'all could float me some cash just so I can get a motel room for a couple nights, I'll fr owe you a life debt

Goal: 0/250

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#fuck demons fr #like seriously what'd i ever do to them 😭😭😭 #mutual aid #pls boost #don't tag as donation

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Important PSA

So idk if y'all have been reading the news lately, but the alcor virus has been making the rounds on the interwebs again. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but PLEASE don't click any random links rn, ESPECIALLY if they're tagged with twin souls.

I know we twinners love to joke about it, but the alcor virus is legitimately dangerous and has been known to seriously ruin people's lives. Idk. Just like be smart and practice basic caution I guess? Jumblr's pretty much dead these days, so he might skip over us, but it's always better to be safe than sorry

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This is a good point! It is always better to be safe than sorry! That's why if you're smart, you'll click here for a list of ways to virus-proof your computer. Stay safe out there everybody!

Based on your likes!

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Anyone else just randomly crave connective tissue sometimes

🧁 sparkle-glitter-sideblog

no actually i think that might just be a you thing

#also i heard screaming on the other line when i called you earlier there better not be a mess when i get home #beloved demon brother tag

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Okay guys I might be crazy but what if the Shadow King was actually telling the truth when he said Princess Samia's brother is still alive??? Like, if you think about it, there's a tonnnn of foreshadowing in Crown of Ghosts and the author tweeted that there was gonna be a surprise twist in the new book sooo 👀👀

#i've connected the dots -- YOU DIDN'T CONNECT SHIT -- i've connected them #wanderlust trilogy #mira ramachandran #crown of ghosts #scepter of vanquished souls #princess samia #samia of cleves #shadow king #ahmed of cleves #bookblr

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Reminder that you are beautiful exactly as you are and there are thousands who would sell their souls to imitate what you do naturally <3

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I actually really needed this today 💗

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Yo quit reblogging this op is a blatant human supremacist

🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227

And? No one cares lmao

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Enjoy deactivation. Lmao.

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#I sent screenshots of that one centaur post to her boss too #give you two guesses what species his wife is (tags by @alv)

Holy shit. Am I actually rooting for the alcor virus rn?

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maybe the real virus was the friends we made along the way <3

⚠️ alv Follow

No, the real virus is me. Don't take credit for my accomplishments.

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Heritage post

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

[laplacesdevil]

THE NIA AND CICI RAMBLE POST

HI guys. Welcome to 1 out of 2 ramble posts. I cant separate siblings so they have to be in one post together. U understand. This. Is gonna be so long so the rest will be under cut, but for now.. Nia time

NIA

this is like. An old-ish doodle. When I was still trying to figure out how to draw Sam. Still some edits being made to Nia's outfit too. But anyways! This is Nia! She's 6 years old, and she's a possible recruit! She's a shy kid who doesn't speak much, but she's a sweet kid

You first find her in her apartment's closet, where you have to convince her to come out. If you fumble Bad, she's staying in that closet for the rest of the game (forcing the closet open would scare her bad). What happens after retrieving Nia relies on what you did BEFORE finding Nia.

See. I neglected to mention. There's a monster you'll most likely first encounter when you enter the apartment

Quarterback. This . Is one of the very few "finalized" sketches I have of him. The jist with Quarterback is that you have to sneak around the apartment, if you don't want him to charge at you because IF HE SEES YOU HE'S FUCKING CHARGING AT YOU. He has eyes on the front of his hands, but mostly focuses from his main face from the back. So best bet is walking in front of him. Scary. He has some fire powers I'd think. He'd be weakest to smashing

One of the things you can get from the main room is a note left from supposedly the pre-cursed version of Quarterback, in which he tells you to take care of his sister, who's inside the closet mentioned earlier. He writes to whoever's reading NOT to let her see him how he is by the time the letter's been found. Now. Here's your choice: do you kill Quarterback already, or do you kill him after getting Nia?

(MORE UNDER CUT!)

If you plan to fight Quarterback AFTER retrieving Nia, you have a choice to pacify Quarterback. Let Nia talk w/ Quarterback and he'll slowly start to calm down. He criticizes you a bit for bringing Nia to him when he could've hurt her, but ultimately thanks you for bringing him back. He still doesn't feel entirely in control of himself, so he entrusts Nia to your care, but you're still able to visit him whenever. He also gives you his football helmet!

also here's a doodle from when I was still conceptualizing QB's design. There's no head under the football helmet

Btw if you kill QB in front of Nia she's immediately leaving your team. So. Maybe don't kill her brother in front of her eyes. (<- covered in blood thinking of Joel's dialogue attacking Ben)

Regardless of if you gain QB's helmet by pacifying or killing him, you're able to equip the helmet to Nia. I say it's got good stats regardless! If you end up equipping the helmet to you or someone else, there would be an apartment event of Nia asking why you/another person has her brother's helmet, and then you have the chance to give it to her. Once Nia equips the football helmet, she's not giving it back OR taking it off btw

Luckily, part of Nia's skillset (that. Im still building.) is her replicating one of her brother's skills, with one move being where she tackles one of the enemies! The helmet is a good bonus to decrease health lost doing it.

OH OH. Another thing before I forget! Nia clings onto Joel and Sophie if they're in your party! Her friends now. She likes hanging out with them. I think she and rat kid also tussle for fun

also silly doodle ft dan bc i love taking any opportunity to draw other team members

So. That's all I have on Nia, I believe... so. Moving on to our next section

NARCISSE

you've seen him earlier in QB's fullbody! That's Quarterback's non-cursed version...

...compared to a "pre-cursed" version?

Hey guys. I love chance (not the character but i know them). I love gambling. For a run, there's a possibility for either sibling to be cursed, but not both at the same time. ...... ish.

If you go to their room at any time, Narcisse will be Quarterback BUT! If you don't enter their room, there's a chance for Narcisse to be a door encounter. Btw I'll be switching between referring to him as "Narcisse" and "Cici". Nia's the only one who really calls him "Cici" + everyone else calls him "Narcisse", but he doesn't mind either

He was the quarterback in his school's football team! (The Montreal Stones as he noted earlier) He's more talkative than Nia, but he's also a little nervous wreck.

Nia is like. Cursed tho. Not EXTREMELY cursed but still cursed. Still working on concepts but below is what I have so for

so. Why does Cici feel guilty about Nia getting cursed?

In this specific route, Narcisse was able to avoid accidentally looking outside like he initially did, but Nia doesn't. IT WASN'T HIS FAULT!!!! It was all due to shitty bad luck! However, as a big brother, Cici still harbors large amounts of guilt. Nia doesn't hold any bad feelings towards him. She only reacts to him + stays close to him

so. Something that I wanted to eventually touch upon.. but Cici is basically the main caretaker between him and Nia. Their mom is usually too busy to properly take care of them, so Cici tries to lessen the burden on her. He's unable to get in touch with her during the apocalypse, and therefore seeks out some other trusted adult to take him and Nia in. The problem is... Nia being cursed. Narcisse is worried about Nia being kept out for her appearance, and therefore has her wear his helmet. In the door encounter with Narcisse, asking about Nia's helmet results in Narcisse being like "Oh she's just a big fan of my team........"

There's a random encounter after eating where you can walk in the bathroom and see Cici feeding an unhelmeted Nia

He kind of. Panics out of telling you that Nia's cursed, even if you have other cursed team members because Narcisse feels GUILTY about it. He comes clean here, but you still have a choice to kick him and Nia out. But why would you. Narcisse still opts for Nia to wear the helmet around others until he feels safe enough to reveal Nia to others.

OH ! Also some extra stuff I dont exactly have doodles for. As seen in the above, Narcisse calls Sam "Coach". This is because Sam's more or less the leader of the group and chooses who's coming and who's benched

FOR HIS SKILLSET, it's also not exactly planned out, but very much heavy-hitting moves, at the cost of stamina and some health- like the tackle skill Nia can do, but stronger. Without the football helmet, there's a chance of confusion to affect Narcisse.

EXTRA STUFF

Technically, there's no "canon" route for the siblings, but for me, the Nia-Quarterback's route is the canon one, since Nia was who I came up with first.

Narcisse's beta name was Tom, and he was actually NOT supposed to be a character with a pre-cursed appearance not background. Then I got attached to doomed siblings.

Nia's full name is Petunia, making both of the siblings have flower names ^_^!

Um. Uh. I forgot what else I had to talk abt these goobers but feel free to ask more about them ! Here's the kids happy for once

[beeliiii]

Snippets

Hi, so these are little snippets of the brother's best friend au of Rex x Reader, Idk when you guys are actually getting a chapter (soon, like maybe tonight kind of soon), but here's things to read that I think are a little glimpse of the vibe going on rn. I'm not promising anything good btw ngl.

Tw: Talk of prostitution, vague rape(??) flashbacks (This is NOT reader), Qui Gon Jinn, alcohol, partying, idk frat basements, Pike (the frat)

#1. "Basement parties weren’t your favorites, but between this and a frat house, you were always going to pick a basement party."

There is a lot of partying in this fic, like most social gatherings are a party and everyone is turnt as fuck. Because listen it's college and trust me everyone is drunk 25/8 in college. And if they're not drunk they're high as shit, designated driver, or strung out on rich white frat boy coke. Sorry, I don't make the rules, also, never, ever, like literally ever go to a PIKE frat party. Every PIKE frat is like the literal 5th circle of Hell.

Edit: Idk why I capitalized every letter of Pike, I was high as shit doing this. But little story for y'all one of my friends' roommates got her debit card stolen by her pike frat boy and he took like 2k from her account, but instead of being like omg put him in jail! Like you would think, she instead asked for a restraining order, asked for the least amount of time (and asks us if we thought they could still link up during the three year period). Then to really top it off when presented with literal camera footage of his thievery she said "maybe that's a different guy" when nobody else could match that ugly mug of his.

#2. "These thoughts aside, Ahsoka blurted, “Skyguy’s got Senator Amidala’s number. Like her personal number.”

Idk how to describe it but annoying little sister Ahsoka is a beloved fixture for me. Unfortunately she gets dumped by a green terrorist and crashes out over it. Even more unfortunately Alpha-17 is the Principal of the high school. Even even more unfortunately the school contacts you and Anakin instead of your parents for matters concerning Ahsoka. Because in this AU Qui Gon is the literal worst (it's for the plot) and Shmi is insane due to being a sex slave for a very long time (more for the plot also more realistic??? Like I'm sorry but she was a literal slave duh she's got issues)

#3. I’m sorry she decided to diminish you so badly, and I’m sorry you didn’t knock her front teeth out.” Continuation of Ahsoka breakup

#4. "She remembered the colorful dots of paint decorating your faces, she remembered the jewelry made of handcrafted spun glass, jappor wood, and bones that you two decorated yourselves in."

I'm treating the sw community to culture in a fic because it sometimes feels like including any culture beyond Jedi/Sith/Mandolorian is a sin. I literally never see shit about heritages or anything like that. Also, there was def slave culture on Tatooine, I refuse to think Anakin just let all of that go when he joined the order.

#5. "You reach out, your intention obvious, but he gives in. Swaying slightly as you take your conjoined hands and raise it slightly while you spin beneath him, as if he’s spinning you. He reaches for you after, eyes lidded and turning glassy, he presses your body close to his, following your movement as you dance on him and the floor. You laugh, leaning into him despite how you toss your head back, and he keeps you afloat, hands never leaving your waist."

There is so much dancing? Drunk dancing especially. But you, the reader, are a party girl, and Rex isn't really into parties but he'd do anything to see you on the dance floor. He is down bad and it's kinda funny, except reader is almost worse, and you both are trying so very hard not to do too much but it's getting impossible to do that.

#6. "You turned then, plopping on the bed to strip your feet from your old socks and began to put on the new pair. Rex stepped forward, and you decidedly ignored that until he was there. He was there in front of you and looking down and god you could barely think. Rex ran his thumb over your lip, brows furrowed as he did before he dropped to his knees and took your foot, pulling the sock all the way on. It was your turn to frown a little, confused until he took your other foot to put your other sock on. When that was done he looked back up at you, and you couldn’t contain yourself anymore. You leaned forward, pressing a chaste kiss to him before pulling away, only for him to chase your lips, pulling you into a second kiss."

When I say stolen moments I mean it. You both are so obviously into each other it's borderline painful, especially with the softer moments with a craving for domesticity. The parties, the alcohol, that's all fun and good, but also the littler things??? Lord, he puts your socks on for you.

[skywxikers]

tua s4 spoilers ‼️

there’s my two cents on the five x lila subplot (as always this is my opinion, feel free to disagree)

the season itself is short, 6 episodes compared to the usual 10. that doesn’t give much time to develop characters or plots, and the fact that the subway subplot was thrown in episode 5 feels extremely rushed.

this will be long so everything’s below the cut

do i like the idea of five x lila? absolutely not. was this arc ok in terms of characterization? also no. but, there is a little merit to it (emphasis, little). lila and five are stuck together for 6 years with what seems like no way to get out. they only have themselves BUT this is where the disagreements start; they should’ve and could’ve stayed platonic. btw, i think both five and lila are at fault. lila has diego and her 3 kids, while five knows all this. they both made the (wrong) decision to get together. but also at the same time like. why get with the man who killed ur parents ?

ben and jennifer causing the cleanse is the main idea of the season, yet the ep right before the series finale turns into a whole new idea. if the writers wanted five to discover the deli with different fives, that easily could’ve been in a shorter timeframe. if the writers wanted some angst with lila and diego’s relationship, that also could’ve been done much much differently. lila is an assassin and diego a child forced to be a hero, the whole rift in their marriage is because neither of them are used to domesticity. yet when lila gets lost with five, she seems to be fine settling on a strawberry farm, being fluffy with five, and taking a break from trying to get home. fives character, on the other hand, has always been about how he’s simultaneously too old (mentally) and too young (physically) for love, which is why he had closure with delores, and half the time he’s too busy with apocalypses to care for love with a real person. i feel like most of that got thrown out the window. and it’s basically pedo like in both directions 😭

not to mention, all the aftermath when diego finds out is pointless compared to what’s coming, the cleanse. literally everyone dies, and the whole situation got unresolved as a result. even the argument at christmas dinner in front of both diego’s and lila’s family was not it, it lowk gave me cheesy rom com vibes.

imo, a better way to keep angst in their marriage without cheating is to have more interaction with diego and lila. the whole time she kept on avoiding him. they could’ve resolved the rough patch right at the end, like when diego said “i finally see u” and then the cleanse happens so they never get their happy ending together. in the actual finale, five got jealous and diego was upset and it was very messy.

not to mention that at the time of filming, aidan was 19 and barely a legal adult while ritu was almost 35 ish. the acting industry is so messed up.

i probably left some stuff out (i’ll edit this later) but thanks for listening to my ted talk

[oakitty]

MY DDBA THOUGHTS !!! spoilers ofc, though its mostly about fan reactions + a bit of meta commentary.

i apologise if its a lil incoherent it is 3am and i should be asleep

bro people are being so negative about ddba for no reason its actually annoying. like yeah of course they were gonna kill foggy??? we all knew that ???? dgmw i love him so much and hope its a fakeout but also. we werent going to get foggy or karen at ALL in the og version, so im thankful we got what we got.

it was reworked when they had already filmed like 6 episodes with the original premise etc, which didnt have foggy or karen, so they needed a reason for them not to be in the majority of the season after the rework.

additionally, in the comic run the title is from, karen gets assassinated by bullseye. so either way someone was dying. and, in my opinion, foggy being/appearing to be dead adds a bit more weight to matt as a character, as he has been known to bottle up his emotions, and since hes also not been fighting/daredeviling (which was his emotional outlet), i feel like when he *does* don the suit once more, it/he will feel vastly different.

(ngl i kinda feel like a lot of the outrage is coming from people who just wanna see stuff out of a fanfic/have had their perspective of the characters skewed a lot from reading lots of fanfic. which. kinda fair cos it has been 7 years. but still. do some critical thinking my guy)(not me dunking on fanfic btw i love fanfic it is the backbone of a fandom i love you fanfic writers)

also as a side tangent, i saw someone (i think it was Coy Jandreau) refer to ddba as being like a new comic run. like, yes, its the same characters, in the same timeline, etc, but now theres a new writer who wants to tell their own story. not wanting to jump in at the deep end with new characters and forgetting old ones, they provide a reason characters that may have been common in the previous run do not appear for *their* run. and as always, with new writers will also come a different storytelling method! genuinely, thinking about it in this way is making me feel more okay/comfortable with the writing differences between the og series and this new one.

ANYWAYS i am really enjoying the show and am VERY excited to see where they go with the stuff about cops misappropriating the punisher logo, the registration act, and to see the best father in the whole mcu again (yusuf khan) (i love that man)

edit: ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION i love bullseye so muuch i want to kill him with my bare hands.

also my sheila (kingpin) 🫶 no one could ever make me hate you

[cowardlycowboys]

Sharing some wlw drama happening in my life cause it could be hilarious (and hair-pullingly annoying)

So, 2 years ago, university classes started again and met this girl who was in some of my online classes. The moment I saw her I was like “oh! She looks like we could be really good friends”

By the first week of knowing each other we were considering going clothes shopping together and got really into talking with each other.

So we keep getting along and we turn out to perfect for each other in many ways. One is an introvert, the other an extrovert (we like contrasts like that); we both really like some core personality aspects of the other; our tastes in everything pretty much align perfectly and love to learn and watch/read something that was a core memory of the other if we don’t share it.

Okay so, about 6 months in I’m like “wait, I think I’m down bad for her”, but she has some unfinished business with some old crush and nothing happens. I think “yeah, whatever, I’ll just ignore this then”

But of course it doesn’t go away.

Some more time passes and the more we learn about each other, the more I’m struck by how stupidly perfect we just sorta… are for each other. Btw, at this point we’re both considering ourselves to be “bi women”

After some deliberation I decide to just tell her because “we’re kinda basically dating already with how we act around each other anyway”

So I tell her, and she turns me down cause she’s thinking “I may be aro/ace” and I’m like “well, nothing I can do about that. Also aro/ace & bisexuality tend to overlap or be easily confused, or at least that’s what I’ve read”

So we keep being friends and I slowly let go of my feelings cause, despite the unrequited feelings, she has indeed become one of my best friends, and my closest uni friend in my 5 years there.

Okay so, skip to the present, we’ve known each other for 2 years and my feelings are gone by this point. We are fine.

Anyways, she decides to do a Sephiroth cosplay cause she’s seen pictures and she wants to do it. Supportive friend as I am I tell her “awesome, let me know if I can help. Hey, maybe I can be Aerith with you and I get an excuse to get a red jacket”

We start looking around town and doing research to make her Sephiroth cosplay and she tells me “truth is, I’ve been really into Sefikura (Cloud/Sephiroth)” and I’m like “no way!! I love them too!” And I get the dumb idea of “why don’t I do Cloud instead?”

So we have fun with that idea for a while, plan to do a gay-ass photoshoot, and when we finally sit down after walking around downtown in a very hot day, I ask her “hey, remember my cousin who is REALLY looking forward to get revenge on all the times I’ve embarrassed her in front of her bfs?”

“Yeah?”

“Okay so, this is gonna sound really gay (even more after the whole Sefikura thing planned out). You can always say no! But would you be my fake date to my mom’s bday so I can see my cousin desperately trying to get back at me?” (I haven’t had a partner in like 10 years, very bad luck, my cousin doesn’t need to know that)

“Yeah sure.” So after that, I talk quickly about making sure we settle some boundaries and stuff, then text the group chat about this dumbass development, when unprompted she goes “You know, we should cosplay your OTP”

Mind you, my OTP is a rarepair where 30 out of 60 of the fics are written by me. I’m keeping this ship alive and I’ve loved them for like 15 years at this point. She KNOWS this and how seriously I take them.

So I ask “wait, for real?”

“Yeah, for real. Which one should I be?” She hasn’t seen the media they’re from, she just knows them from my incessant blabbering of them.

“Do you mean that a 100%!?!? That IS my OTP”

“Yes, I do! I know that! And we could do a photoshoot so you can have references for Fanart” I need to stress how much I do for this ship: I draw, I write, I edit, make posts about them and translate Japanese Fanart/fic of them.

So in conclusion

1. Pretty sure I didn’t have a crush on her anymore, but I SURE wanted to kiss her then and there more than I ever had before

2. No, she’s not maliciously manipulating me or stringing me along, she’s just aro/ace and very very VERY bad with flirting and cues and understanding double entendres

3. Yeah, the Sefikura thing is still (mostly) on.

4. She has no desire or need to experiment, she’s very sure she’s ace at this point

Anyways, hope this was some good gossip. Sorry for the long-ass ask though

mama you in a fan fic oh my god

[patchworkhomura]

Hello! Welcome to the "Patchwork Homura" rp/ask blog. This is my first time doing one of these, but even I know rules are important so:

1: I will only answer asks or interactions that I feel comfortable with. I'm okay with almost anything, but keep in mind that Homura is a minor (the case could be made she is mentally 26, but I'd rather not open that can of worms), so anything sexual is a no go. Aside from that, things will be handled on a case by case basis. And shipping is okay btw.

2: anyone can give asks, but rp interactions beyond that should be limited to rp blogs, or anons. Either it's your Muse interacting with my own, or you are a random person with no defining features. I'm just not comfortable rping with someone's "real self".

3: more rules will probably be added later.

4: I may be slow to respond. Apologies in advance.

5: no drama. That goes without saying, but it's a rule I've seen elsewhere that is sensible. I do this for escapism. Leave real life BS out of it.

6: there will be dark themes, both PMMM typical and also mutilation and body horror. This is literally a version of Homura whose been partially frankensteined with pieces of Madoka, those two trigger warnings are baked into the premise.

7: if you aren't familiar with PMMM...Why are you reading this? Go watch it. None of this will make sense if you don't.

8: In regards to crossover RP, I'll only do that if I'm familiar with the character. And I will be very selective about which OC blogs I'll respond to.

9: no godmodding

10: duplicate muses are absolutely welcome. As an AU Homura it's basically a requirement anyways.

11: advice from more experienced Tumblr RPers is appreciated. Just don't be an asshole about it.

12: details will be off from Canon probably, but I do have a pretty good understanding of Homura's character (she is my favorite character in any media ever, and I love dissecting character psychology). Keep in mind that this version of Homura is much less mentally put together and has some divergent experiences as well.

About:

My Mun is currently 20 years old and uses they/it. You can call them "Pseudonym". Creative, I know.

Homura uses She/Her, and is the same age as in Canon. Though she's been through more loops than her Canon counterpart.

This is a sideblog. Thus, I cannot exactly follow back.

I am on mobile.

This is my first serious attempt at an RP blog and I am new to this space on Tumblr. Please be understanding.

Yes I am aware the icon is low effort. I made it myself on my phone with a free image editing app in like an hour.

AU Backstory:

"MADOKA!!!"

Homura Akemi's agonized cries reverberated across the flooded wreckage of Mitakihara city, as she crawled, on bloodied hands and knees, towards the limp form across from her. Despite her wailing, the body did not respond, even as she dragged herself closer.

"No...I was so close!"

What remained was barely a corpse. Torn apart as if by a paper shredder.

That alone would not have been an issue for a magical girl of course. Homura was just as bad, but her soul gem, while wracked with impurities, was intact.

Madoka was not a magical girl in this timeline.

She had died anyways.

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS?! DO YOU ENJOY SEEING ME SUFFER!??"

Homura bit her tongue. She hadn't meant it.

It was just... She had been so close.

All Madoka had to do was STAY INSIDE THE SHELTER! WHAT HAD SHE BEEN DOING OUT HERE?

"I'll do better next time. I'm sorry."

Homura reached for her shield only to see...

"I'm missing a forearm."

It hurt a lot, but more importantly since her shield was stuck to her only remaining arm she couldn't actually reach to turn the mechanism.

She checked her Soul Gem. That was not nearly enough magic to regenerate an entire forearm.

Homura considered Madoka's body.

She had no other option. No one else was around, and if she didn't go back soon she would turn into a Witch for sure.

Awkwardly, she placed the stump of her arm in line with the one Madoka had had severed. It fit just right. Homura activated her magic, to heal herself and connect the stump to the limb, even if it wasn't her own, she just had to hope it would work.

It did.

It felt wrong, foreign but also...

She raised Madoka's/her own hand up to her face curiously.

"Madoka is... part of me?"

Hit by a sudden mix of shock, euphoria, disgust, and panic, Homura scrambled backwards, her leg catching on one of Madokas own causing her to fall back.

CRUNCH-SPLAT-SQUISH!

"...oh no..."

Homura had been holding her own body, mutilated as it was, together all this time with magic, and a lot of her own mass had, in her lapse of focus, and as her Soul Gem kept filling up with impurities, just fallen off, including a leg and about a quarter of her own head. She could heal it back on, but currently she was also piled in with all of Madoka's pieces too. She wasn't sure from this angle which was which, and she was running out of time. And healing would take even more magic so she really had to act fast.

Still panicking, Homura went for it.

After all, as gross as it all was, it would all be reset once she just activated her shield.

The bodies of the deceased and near deceased melded, magic using whatever spare parts it could to save Homura Akemi from dying here, no matter the source.

Time reset.

🕒🕑🕛🕚🕙

Homura shot upright, so fast her glasses fell from her face, holding in the urge to scream. It was okay. She was at the start of a new timeline.

Why was only one eye blurry? She hadn't healed them yet, why was one already clear?

Homura Akemi? looked down at her body.

"Why?"

There was no way. No way at all. That was completely absurd. Impossible. It didn't work like that. Why was she partially excited by this? That's disgusting.

She found the mirror.

...And screamed.

[alexbkrieger13]

I have a rant. I'm tired of people saying that Peter didn't give younger players much of a chance. In one of the first episodes of Pazzapodden Seger edition, Seger specifically adressed this. She said that generational change happens gradually all the time, it doesn't work like you swap 10 players all at once.

Peter brought Bennison in. She was in the Tokyo Olympics squad and got plenty of playing minutes. Her time at Everton she wasn't at her best. Her not being in form had more to do with she didn't play much for the natonal team rather than Peter didn't give her a chance.

He brought in Björn, Angeldahl, Zigiotti and later Kaneryd who were much younger in the World Cup 2019. Janogy couldn't have been much older than them then 6 years ago.

He's tested and also given caps to many younger players: Vinberg, Schröder, Nildén, Ijeh, Jusu Bah, Holmgren, Wangerheim, Kafaji, Curmark, Cato, Kapocs, Rybrink and most noteably Sandberg and Lundkvist. That's 19 younger players. Just from the top of my head.

Furthermore, since the implementation of Nations League and no more Algarve Cup, it hasn't been many chances to experiment. Competitive matches are played to be won, training games are for testing and prep games are to prepare for an upcoming championship.

We've btw seen in this Euros that younger players are more prone to do mistakes. Holmberg fell into a trap and was lured to push up when she should've fallen back, which lead to one of England's goals. The German player who did the handball save on Frido's shot was only 21 years old. It's natural and has to do with less experience of international football on senior level.

Rant over.

Yea if anyone says that about t-shirt like you're just exposing yourself as someone who does not actually understand anything to do with the Swedish national team

[hypotheticalobjectshow]

hos fun facts edition 6

butter toast is inspired by bob from bobs burgers (a show that bee has finished in its entirety)

snail shell was originally much more of a beige color. it was changed bc when we looked at the full lineup we realized EVERYONE was beige. also i (saracha) wanted her to be pink.

this has been mentioned before but hos was originally supposed to be black and white! we decided against it in the end because a lot of the characters wouldn't come through properly (cd specifically, but others as well) without color

two of the songs on the hos playlist are anthems for a seventeen year old girl and bug like an angel

cd was the last contestant to be created. all the other contestants were made in 2022 except for her (being created new years eve, 2024!). this makes her both the youngest contestant in two different ways!

btw just an update on this series... i overestimated how easy it would be to think of 5 fun facts every single week. also i keep accidentally saying too much about the characters (i cannot shut my mouth). this isn't gonna be weekly anymore apologies...

[paper--machete]

idk if you did this before but ummm rank all qotsa albums including them crooked vultures

I'll do you one better! I'll include the desert sessions 11+12 cus imo it's too thoroughly produced to not include

10. lullabies to paralyze

no hate on lullabies but honestly the whole vibe of the record is just sooooo 2005. in my head has to be their worst song just because of how embarassing that chorus is and also there's just a lot of fluff, even the deep cuts on this album feel like throwaway tracks (which I would even say about my favorite songs on the album, tangled up in plaid and broken box). the whole album just feels like a radio-friendly attempt to prove they still had their edge after Nick was kicked out

favorite songs: tangled up in plaid, little sister, i never came, the blood is love, broken box

9. villains

villains gets too much hate. people always point to Mark Ronson for ruining the album but honestly I'm glad we live in the alternate timeline where qotsa made a pop album. the way you used to do is awesome (ESPECIALLY the live version), domesticated animals is awesome, un-reborn again is one of their best songs. hideaway has always sucked tho and I hate the ending of the evil has landed because it just sounds like they were trying to do 3s and 7s again for some reason (with the slide guitars and Josh going "way-ee-ay") but otherwise also one of their best songs. also I wanna mention that Jon Theodore is at his best on this album, you can really hear his background in prog shine through on certain songs

favorite songs: the way you used to do, domesticated animals, fortress, un-reborn again, the evil has landed

8. desert sessions 11+12

first and foremost noses in roses forever is one of the best songs jho has ever written. DS11/12 basically feels like josh decided he wanted to do his own Gorillaz style collaborative project thanks to the increased production values and honestly it just makes me want another desert sessions release just like it.... which contradicts the other thing I wanted to say which is that there's really no album that sounds like 11/12 out there. nowhere else will you hear a song like chic tweetz because any other album would’ve left it on the cutting room floor for being too stupid. i love it

also I wanna say that i think crucifire is for royal blood what ultralight beam was for chance the rapper lmao

favorite songs: noses in roses forever, chic tweetz, easier said than done

7. in times new roman

damn I'm surprised the recency bias isn't getting to me on this one lmao. ITNR has a lot of really good songs on it but put together into an album it really feels like they’re just treading old ground. (I was originally gonna write a review of it when it came out titled “new dog, old tricks”). despite this there’s a lot of great stuff, paper machete and emotion sickness are two of my fav qotsa songs and straight jacket fitting might be their best closer? idk. this would be higher if it didn’t just feel like a “more of the same” type album

favorite songs: paper machete, negative space, made to parade, emotion sickness

6. self-titled

this placement hurts so much because like a year and a half ago this wouldve been #2 😭 anyway i love the self titled so much because it sounds so different from the rest of their discography… you can hear alot of the leftover kyuss influence in the heavier songs and riff writing, plus what other album is gonna try some crazy shit like walkin on the sidewalks or hispanic impressions? (btw hispanic impressions is their most underrated song) also the expanded edition is better for having spiders and vinegaroons but worse for having droids

favorite songs: regular john, avon, how to handle a rope, hispanic impressions, you can’t quit me baby

5. songs for the deaf

i’ve always had beef with songs for the deaf…. i’ve always felt like the best songs on it are so good that they make the lesser songs seem worse in comparison. like another love song is great but when it’s sandwiched between god is in the radio and song for the deaf its like. well obviously this is one of the weaker songs on the album. anyway it’s still good, being the other nick-era qotsa album you can really hear the collaboration between the band’s all-star lineup across the whole thing

favorite songs: hanging tree, go with the flow, god is in the radio, song for the deaf, mosquito song

4. them crooked vultures 

TCV is just a really, really solid album. the sequencing is great, the songs are all great, the musicians are all at their A game, ESPECIALLY josh as it’s not an unpopular opinion to say this album is where he really started tapping into his skills as a vocalist. while i consider TCV to be the honorary bonus qotsa album, i feel like it also manages to stand on its own thanks to the creative contributions of dave grohl and john paul jones.

favorite songs: mind eraser no chaser, dead end friends, bandoliers, warsaw, spinning in daffodils

3.5. over the years and through the woods

maybe I'm biased cus qotsa brainworms but the dvd of this is the best concert film/album I've ever heard. there's a perfect balance between songs being played as they are on the record and songs having things tweaked or even reworked entirely, which is something i’m picky about when it comes to concerts (i saw jack white two years ago and he changed waaaaay too many songs :P) also there’s a lot of neat little bonus things in the set, like an early version of make it wit chu, another desert sessions track (covered in punk’s blood) and of course the live performance of fun machine which is a top 3 song for them and always will be

favorite songs: feel good hit of the summer, avon, little sister, you can’t quit me baby, the fun machine took a shit and died

3. rated R

rated R is a perfect album! i think its greatest strength is its sequencing tbh, it succeeds at both giving the impression of it being a concept album (while not necessarily conforming to the concept) as well as having a super diverse tracklist where no two songs sound alike. also characteristic of nick-era qotsa, i love how rated R isn’t afraid to have short songs or long songs, though unlike on songs for the deaf the short/long songs here feel like they don’t sacrifice length for substance relative to other songs. 

favorite songs: feel good hit of the summer, leg of lamb, auto pilot, better living through chemistry, i think i lost my headache

2. era vulgaris

there is no album that sounds like era vulgaris. why does misfit love sound like that? why does battery acid sound like that? WHY DOES I’M DESIGNER SOUND LIKE THAT??? it’s so fucking weird and rich with ideas, there isn’t a single moment on era vulgaris where the band isn’t trying something new. even my least favorite songs on here have something new and unique to offer while also being the most fucked up little beast creature thing youve ever heard.

favorite songs: turnin on the screw, i’m designer, into the hollow, 3’s and 7’s, run pig run

1. ...like clockwork

i’m an artsy kid, i like artsy albums, and i love like clockwork for how mature it is. every song feels like a statement, an emotion concentrated into a 4-minute masterpiece. while the lows on here are lower for me than on other albums, they still make important contributions to the album experience as a whole (not to mention the highs soar, i appear missing and fairweather friends are top 5 material for them. I appear missing might even be top 1 tbh.) i’m out of things to say so uhhh yeah like clockwork is my favorite :)

favorite songs: i sat by the ocean, the vampyre of time and memory, fairweather friends, i appear missing

[scoobydoodean]

links to all the crit dramas? plz? pretty pretty plz? with plzes on top?

Bestie that is a BIG ask and I did not keep up with all the links for all of these (nor would it be feasible to link all of the wank that happened in some cases, and I think in other cases, it would be poor form). But here’s a rundown in (to the best of my memory) chronological order.

Poor wet cat failed pacifists Cas

I think this one may have more context than I know—it's a fairly common motif anyway and has been for years. But the disk horse was reignited at some point because Courtney Queermania said that Dean is, in fact, willing to be inconvenienced by Cas. This did not sit well with anti-dean destiels, who went on the post to tell Courtney they are wrong about everything because *looks at notes* Cas was dedicated to pacifism and Dean forced him to be an evil killer or some other made up nonsense. Dean also forced Cas to fall from heaven and poor bumbling billion year old baby Cas can't even take a shit without Dean's say so, so everything is always Dean's fault and he can't even be grateful and is mean and evil and probably abusive too etc etc. Funny stuff from people who ship Dean and Cas. Btw. Elements of this camp had been sending Courtney hate mail for months before this for daring to post a poll featuring canonical events that occur in the actual show.

Deangirl Uquiz

In April, I made a 50-question True/False uquiz called "How sus do you look to a deanfan (me)?" and said you were sus if you got anything less than like an 80 or something. It was supposed to be a silly, tongue-in-cheek shitpost. I did most of my fandom interaction over on @i-make-fun-of-spn-characters at the time, but intentionally did NOT post this uquiz over there (to a much larger audience) because the uquiz I'd made was meant for a small group of like-minded mutuals and followers who would actually understand the context and find it amusing.

Well. It ended up spreading.

Deancrits got ahold of it and were very very mad that I dared to say things like, "Dean is not largely responsible for Sam and Cas's issues" and "People should have laughed at Dean's jokes more" and "Sam and Cas didn't actually deserve Dean's trust in season 4/6 because they were gaslight gatekeep girlbossing and could not be trusted". They grabbed my uquiz to use like a fleshlight, then discarded it on the ground and cried that it was too big around to suit their tiny wieners.

Deancrits drove their followers to brigade my post and my page. I received hate mail. People spewed venom at me directly. Worst of all, someone I don't give a damn about told me I am not funny. :(((( People pushed and made uquizes to "combat" mine. I spawned countless vagues all over spnblr--some supportive, some spewing venom about deanfans violent hatred (???) for Sam and Cas. Whole mutualships were lost between people I didn't even know over this uquiz. It was nuts out there.

I sexily evaded deancrits with my sexy ways while they chased me through the town square, trying to wrestle me into a hair shirt. I edited the uquiz with some more snark since deancrits made it all about them anyway, and changed my icon to flaming Elmo and probably changed my header to say "@ Deancrits Suck my Ass" or something I don't remember. I think I became genuinely angry at one point for about 5 minutes. After that, I remembered a deancrit casgirl took my 50 question uquiz several times in a row, shitting out their insides with rage the entire time, then posted the screenshot of their 0% to all of their followers like the trophy head of some vanquished beast, letting out a warrior howl of victory. To this day, I could not tell you why they thought this would stick it to me. However, this was so incredibly funny that to this day I still risk pissing myself laughing when I think about it. To get that 0, they also had to call Dean their poor little meow meow btw.

Vegan Sam

Every few years deancrit samgirls start this really funny disk horse about how Dean is an evil food tamperer who doesn’t respect that Sam is a vegan. This, of course, is also a violation of Sam's bodily autonomy (see section below). Victoria Angelsdean dared to make an original post stating that Sam is not, in fact, a vegan and never ever has been one. This made vegan Sam truthers really mad, and it was really funny.

Later on, because Courtney Queermania had been receiving a continuous stream of hate mail from deancrits since February, I had lodged a threat (blackmail) to make a second uquiz of evil and villainy in retaliation should any more hate mail be sent to Courtney. During the "Sam’s Super Special Most Violated Autonomy Stolen Valor" disk horse, I made good on this threat, and featured a question about whether or not Sam is a vegan, which made them mad yet again.

Also this post was fun.

Jesus!Sam

Back in April, tumblr user christ-figure-bracket took it upon themselves to create a poll tournament to determine the ultimate christ figure in fiction. Samgirls have long enjoyed paralleling Sam with Jesus, and nominated him for the tournament. In the first round, Sam was put up against Aslan from The Chronicles of Narnia—literal lion Jesus. Samgirls were determined to bring Sam victory. Much of SPNblr endeavored to assist because it would be funny if Sam won. I was a stick in the mud about it, and gave this as my reasoning:

#i’m sorry I know Sam beating Aslan would be funny but I can’t stand the sam = jesus take #worst thing sam girls ever came up with #and that’s a large hurdle to clear #not even because i have a problem with people wanting to read into things and explore symbolism #it’s because some of them get gigantic heads about it and then act like they’re being persecuted for their beliefs

Lo and behold—they proceeded to prove me right.

Very early on, some samgirls started telling people who voted against Sam to kill themselves, and complaining openly by name about fellow samgirls who didn't support their plight. However, the real trouble started when christ-figure-bracket made it clear in a humorous manner that they would prefer not to have wincest shippers in their notes. Enraged, angry wincest shippers began sending christ-figure-bracket hate mail, and adding wincest fic and art to their posts and sending it in DMs, and saying they were being persecuted for their beliefs. christ-figure-bracket could barely block them fast enough. Samgirls cleverly recollected—from a few hours before—that Sam had been placed against literal lion Jesus in the very first round. This and the wincest shipper blocking clearly implied christ-figure-bracket's barely-concealed hatred for samgirls. They were no impartial moderator—no! They intended to skew the poll to destroy Sam!

Anyway, christ-figure-bracket removed Sam from the entire tournament as a punishment. Sonic the Hedgehog ended up winning the whole thing, btw. Also I thought it was funny that Sam got kicked out so I said so in some tags. I got some absolutely batshit mail about my "unfandom behavior" and how I place myself as some "sane anti bully saint" and then the person pinned a vaguepost on their page about me choosing who to bully and who to baby for like a month.

Jesus!Sam disk horse returned for a part 2 when Courtney Queermania said something like, "Making a t-shape with your arms should be called 'Sammying'" and got this shit in their inbox:

Dean winning the best tits poll

People got really mad that Sam didn't win this. There was also a lot of arguing about "tits" versus "pecs" and whether Sam has good tits or good pecs.

Sam’s Super Special Most Violated Autonomy Stolen Valor

One day, Courtney Queermania dared to say on their own blog, that they were considering whether Sam’s autonomy actually gets violated anymore than anyone else’s, and weren't sure that it does.

This suggestion resulted in a firehose of anonymous hate mail on Courtney's blog, about what a terrible evil person Courtney is for daring to think this, about how Sam is the specialist most autonomy-less adult baby ever to exist, and how deangirls daring to possibly deny this truth or suggest anyone else ever experienced a violation of their autonomy is a violation of samgirls bodily autonomy in of itself.

To be clear, NOT ONCE did any of us go on any samgirl's page to interact with ANY of them in any negative way. And yet, samgirls fully treated all of us as absolutely evil horrible insensitive people who were actually harming them irl by posting things on our own blogs. While their friends spewed absolutely vile hate messages at Courtney, samgirl blogs were making posts about OUR cruelty and how any of us daring to find humor within the onslaught was deeply evil and insensitive toward them. It was literally argued that Samgirls themselves are all super special victims of abuse who all of us (who clearly have never been through anything bad ever) were being insensitive toward. So of course that mode of thinking within the samgirl community encouraged the hate bombing to continue as some justified form of "retaliation" against our cruelty.

Genuinely I think the hate mail on this went on for like 1-2 months. Some really really ugly vile shit was sent mixed in with some really funny shit. Questions were pondered such as, "Wait a minute—how is everyone defining autonomy???" "Is a demon tricking Sam a violation of Sam's autonomy?"" "Do Deangirls just want to give all of Sam's Super Special Traumas to Dean, who has never been through anything, ever?" "How many incidents can PK come up with where Sam violated Dean's autonomy within 3 minutes?" I posted the aforementioned blackmail uquiz, and Courtney gave all of us this incredible baby Sam image that shall live on in infamy (and haunt all of our dreams).

Psychic!Dean or: Sam's stolen valor part 2

I believe it all started when Laura ilarual made a post talking about a funny headcanon they came up with in a discord server, wherein Dean managing to predict the future fairly frequently is actually a display of latent psychic abilities Dean isn't aware he has. Courtney Queermania also joked about it, which is a crime punishable by death, because Courtney (a completely normal, nice person) is actually the devil incarnate according to a variety of hate anons who have targeted them nonstop since February 2023 for literally no fucking reason.

This resulted in this hate mail, and also blended with the general autonomy disk horse that was still going on in Courtney's inbox at the time.

I think what was funny to everyone about Psychic!Dean was how spitting mad it made people for absolutely no reason other than it was somehow perceived as "stolen valor" by samgirls. I started shitposting after that about how Dean can sense hidden rooms. Psychic!Dean has become one of my favorite headcanons since—we're all rather fond of it now.

Gun Safety: A Commentary on pillows and black store clerks

This is two different diskhorses in a trenchcoat that happened with deancrit destiels/casgirls. Once again—me and my friends never went on anyone's page to interact with anyone in a negative way.

This disk horse had two related flavors: is Dean bad and evil and the devil incarnate for 1) sleeping with a gun under his pillow and/or 2) Shooting Jack in the back to get his attention and keep him from strangling a black store clerk to death? Also, are either or both of these things abusive because of... the lack of gun safety?

I suppose you can guess what side deancrit casgirls landed on regarding both of these issues. It was suggested that the sheer possibility that Dean might hurt poor white baby Jack's feefees should trump the life of the innocent black store clerk he was strangling to death in a rage. Naturally.

Regarding the former vein of discourse: Someone got really really mad at Victoria angelsdean and me for making posts on our own blogs that didn't frame Dean as the source of all evil in the world for having a gun under his pillow, and started going through our blogs reblogging things and being an insufferably condescending asshat in tags with a very transparent goal. Among their complaints, were that "The Prisoner" is an incidence of "domestic violence" against Cas, and that Cas shoving his hand into a child's chest to feel for his soul causing him excruciating pain is perfectly fine, but Dean sleeping with a gun under his pillow is *looks at notes* abusive to Jack. Also they thought it was very important to remind all of us that their dad was in the army for some reason.

I was completely unable to take any of this seriously. If you haven't been on my page long, you might not be very familiar with my potty mouth, but it's important here. I've been here a long enough time that I've seen countless kind people get hate bombed by ugly disgusting assholes in this fandom, and this year I simply had enough. Somewhere around the 20th time I saw fellow deangirls get absolutely vile messages from deancrits or obnoxiously condescending reblogs full of nonsense in the year of our lord 2023, I started endeavoring to embarrass them. One way I did this was by equating deancrits who come onto deangirls blogs to police their posts and act like insufferable condescending assholes... with a dude who walks into a men's locker room and immediately whips his dick out. Everyone else is clothed, but this one dude starts running around naked, showing everyone his cock and going "LOOK HOW BIG MY COCK IS. SUCK ON IT" and not only is he being annoying and weird and harassing people—his dick is actually tiny. Basically I began saying, "Stop whipping your dick out on everybody else's blogs, acting like your cock is big and huge and bulging and I need to get down on my knees and suck it. No one is going to suck you tiny cock just because you decided to whip it out."

I used this metaphor with the person who was being a condescending ass on my blog. I promptly got accused of making "violent sexual threats" by one of their friends, and then another one showed up to tell me, "If internet cancellation were real, you would be so cancelled for this." I changed my header to say, “Cancelled by Ligma Balls” and blocked like 6 people and my blog has been blessedly free of deancrit casgirls throwing tantrums and trying to hit me with their babyhands since.

[cupcakegal25]

notes and thoughts on the switch 2 direct

did this just for fun and because i have brainrot <3

under the cut because there is... a lot

we knew it was coming, but finally. a new mario kart game after like. a decade

it’s fucking OPEN WORLD MARIO KART JGKLASJHGLAKHJ

we’re getting so many directs lately goddamn

THEY PUT DISCORD IN THE SWITCH 2 HELPPPPPP

IT’S LITERALLY JUST DISCORD HELP

i highly highly highly doubt this works as well as it says it does in terms of filtering but okay

oh shit open access period that’s great

oh man gameshare that’s AWESOME

the screen seems like it’s pretty similar to the oled

magnetic attachment is GREAT

MOUSE CONTROLS??????

the new stand looks great ngl

wow the storage increase is INCREDIBLE

are there any nintendo switch games that aren’t compatible with the switch 2? i can’t tell

also do joycons from the switch still work cause if not that’s a lot of money i'll have to spend again

the nintendo switch 2 welcome tour looks kinda like nintendo land but worse and more gimmicky

it’s PAID?????? ew

oh my god do i need to get a new microsd card MINE’S LIKE 72GB

again are the old switch controllers still compatible because that’s a lot of money to sink again, i just got a new pro controller last year

JUNE 5???????? there’s no way that’s WAY too soon

also why bother with the last direct at all at this point if it comes out in june??? it’s not like any of the games announced will be worth playing on the original probably (i am looking directly at you, legends za)

nintendo switch 2 edition is going to be added to SO many games oh my god. at least scarvi will be (hopefully) mostly playable now (i personally didn’t have too many issues with it but oh my god)

do we need to buy another copy of these games for nintendo switch 2 edition btw? cause if so i'll RIOT

oh my god we DO

like ig it’s just an “upgrade pack” but STILL

honestly the graphics in botw and totk were good enough for me i don’t need that to be upgraded

zelda notes???

man FUCK OFF that looks SO COOL and i need to buy the switch 2 editions to get it

i’ll never get the one missing korok i have in botw without this goddammit

a new story in forgotten land? this shit’s INSANE omg

okay prime 4 i will give a pass ONLY BECAUSE it hasn’t come out yet

the mouse controls look awesome jfc

same thing with legends za that gets a pass because it’s NOT OUT YET

how much even ARE the upgrade packs because it already sucks but depending on the price it may suck more or less

drag x drive… not super interesting to me personally

also looks like it would be too slow because you need to use the mouse controls and you can only drag so fast

third party games… let’s see here

elden ring, hades 2, street fighter 6, daemon x machine, split fiction, ea sports fc, madden nfl, hogwarts legacy, tony hawk’s pro skater 3+4, hitman world of assassination, project 007, bravely default, yakuza 0… a respectable selection

also it sounded like most of them would be coming out on launch day so probably same deal as switch 1, where there’s one big og launch title (which seems like it’ll be mario kart) and a bunch of third party games to pad out the library for a bit

ZELDA???????

ma’am i love you ma’am

IS THIS THE DLC WE WERE LOOKING FOR WHERE YOU PLAY AS ZELDA IN THE PAST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

oh my god it looks like aoc and it said koei tecmo was part of the team

IT IS!!!!!!!!

HYRULE WARRIORS AGE OF IMPRISONMENT LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

hopefully now we’ll learn the FUCKING SAGE’S NAMES

also hopefully she’ll talk about the champions and not just iGNORE THEM LIKE TOTK DID

nintendo switch online plus expansion… let’s see

it’s probably like a gamecube emulator or smth

CALLED IT LMAO

More third party stuff…

DELTARUNE LET’S GOOOOOOO

OH SHIT CHAPTER 3 AND 4 ARE COMING OUT SAME DAY (i think) LET’S GOOOOOO

other third party stuff… borderlands 4, civ 7, wwe 2k, nba 2k, survival kids, enter the gungeon 2, star seeker, cyberpunk 2077, final fantasy 7 remake… not bad

oh rapid fire okay let’s go

kunitsu game path of the goddess, silksong, story of seasons, goodnight universe, two point museum, wild hearts s, witchbrook, puyo puyo tetris, rune factory, marvel cosmic invasion, star wars outlaws, nobunaga’s ambition, fast fusion, shadow labyrinth, raidou remastered, no sleep for kaname date, reanimal, fortnite, arcade archives 2, professor Layton, tamagotchi plaza, and human fall flat 2… interesting

the silksong bit is fucking fake btw no chance that game comes out this year like it said lmaooo

okay last third party game (i'm p sure at least)

the duskbloods, huh. neat!

it gives bloodborne so i know a lot of people will be excited about that (not to mention it’s a soulsborne sooooo)

kirby??

kirby!!!

PLANET ROBOBOT?????

no this is a new game i just got excited when i saw the engines

WAIT KIRBY AIR RIDE SEQUEL???

KIRBY AIR RIDERS!!!!!

SAKURAI AS DIRECTOR LET’S GOOOOOOO

okay last trailer let’s see here

DONKEY KONG!!!!!!

donkey kong bananza… incredible

alright no more games… are they going to tell us the price?

yeah yeah bundle whatever

alright guess that’s it then!