#but THAT aside...

[deliriuxe]

[queerofthedagger]

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

[demonicsuffrage]

Gotham does a Batman lookalike contest and there's no way the Batkids don't participate along with like, half of Gotham. It is simultaneously their boon and bane

Dick, staring at a Batman suit Tim brought him: What am I supposed to do with that?

Tim, in an identical batsuit: There's a batman lookalike contest in crime alley! We have to participate.

Dick, now staring at the suit in disgust: Wear that? Again? I'd Much Rather Die.

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Jason, in another batsuit, staring in the mirror, close to crashing out: Why do I actually look like him?

Damian, in an identical, smaller batsuit: It is because you are nearly the same height and weight as Father.

Jason, immediately tearing the arms off the suit so it looks like a tank top: There. That's better.

Damian: It is not.

Duke, in an identical suit with gold highlights, now covering Damian's ears: You look like Batbabe the stripper

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Stephanie, in her robin suit, standing beside cass, who's in a batman suit: We'll win easy

Duke: You realize it's a batman lookalike competition, right?

Steph: There is no batman without robin, duh

Dick:... you're the only fucker in this family I respect

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Bruce: This is incredibly irresponsible of all of you. This could give away major clues that we are-

Duke: Don't you wanna look at your kids cosplaying you, without the danger and responsibilities?

Bruce:

Bruce: Carry on

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Cass, holding the 20$ prize money she got from winning third place:

Dick, grudgingly holding the 40$ he got for second place, glaring at Bruce:

Tim: Wait, if even Dick's second, who the hell won first?

Clark, holding 100$ and a 'Batman forreal!' certificate: Hi Guys

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.

[bl00dalchemist]

something something parallels

[darkcomedies]

elon musk and donald trump are doing this on the 20th anniversary of reagan’s death mind you

[bonesdontmelt]

My toxic aroace trait is that I have only ever seen evidence that a grand total of two (2) people in the universe actually experience romantic and sexual attraction on a scale that everyone insists as normal, and that is Gomez and Morticia Addams

[jawlipops]

fine im predictable whatevar😔

[bedlamsbard]

Need you to know that I heard about the pope news in the most normal and natural of places: the person tabling the Medieval Academy of America table at the International Congress on Medieval Studies declaring "HABEMUS PAPAM AMERICANUM?????" in bafflement.

eta: yes yes the original Latin was wrong but in my defense I was typing this on my phone while at the actual conference. ironically this was actually a [sic] of what was said. eta 2: this time I misspelled "American." I have a PhD. I have a PhD that is 70% Latin literature DON'T LOOK AT ME. (I don't know if that's the actual percentage of the diss, I'm not calculating it, it's a lot.)

[noodles-and-tea]

Idk man, TTG was pretty good for the most part

[carouselshotgun]

exposure check for michael b. jordan (smoke and stack)

source - joshcourt

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

The unparalleled power of Crimson Rain Sought Flower

[ashcremated]

Throwback to a piece i did for zukki week. just some besties chilling by the pond nothing to see here-