#buttons :: queue !

[landoposition]

the old man fuckers on the grid should unite and form a club. lance and gabriel are president and vice president, respectively. by the end of a race weekend they gather half the grid

[whumblr]

Stronger together

Whumper let out a soft sigh when he saw Caretaker with his precious Whumpee, standing in front of his price, protecting them. It was almost adorable; the rage on his face, the protective stance, the futility of it all. However...

"That's one of the first infractions we'll need to discuss after this, Whumpee..." His eyes snapped to them. "Disobeying orders. When I tell you to come alone, you come alone."

Something fluttered in Whumpee's chest at that. A threat that would have been a promise of severe punishment, had they been alone. But they weren't. And so they managed to stop themself from taking back a step, the tension escaping through a soft shivering gasp instead of a whimper.

"But... well, I can't say I didn't expect this." Whumper's growling tone turned almost whimsical and his smile widened, hungry eyes snapping to Caretaker and back to Whumpee.

Whumpee averted their eyes, watching Caretaker instead, standing a few paces in front of them. Their eyes fixed on his broad shoulders that were rigid with repressed rage, his shoulder blades tensing and relaxing against the fabric of his shirt. They were glad they brought him along when they received the threat to come. If they hadn't... They'd already be sitting in Whumper's car. Or worse. Together, they had a chance, they could end this, they were sa--

The blood drained from their face and they froze right where they stood.

A single red dot quivered over Caretaker's back, teasing up over his neck, and came to a stop, right on the back of his head. The laser remained fixed in place and when Caretaker turned towards them, it teased over his temple.

Whumpee whirled around, looking back over the deserted industrial area, searching for a glint in the darkness. The only place the sniper could be was in the building way behind them. And there was nothing close where they could jump behind to escape the laser.

Whumpee's gaze flicked from Caretaker's questioning eyes, back to Whumper in disbelief.

And Whumper simply brought a finger to his lips, tipping his head slightly down and leered at them, daring them to challenge that silent order.

Caretaker snapped back to face the threat in front of them, taking Whumpee's silence for a different kind of fear.

"They are not coming with you," he growled.

"Is that so. Well, shouldn’t we let them decide? Whumpee?" Whumper said, completely at ease and Whumpee flinched at the sound of their name. "Will you come with me?"

The sniper dot danced over Caretaker's neck and firmly stayed in the middle of the back of his head. Whumpee nearly fell to their knees.

"Yes," they whispered, and Caretaker whipped back in disbelief. They looked him in the eyes, expression pained, and looked back at Whumper. "Yes, I will."

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[icarianstars]

After a very long day of basic TARDIS maintenance the Doctor probably should have done decades ago

[ahollowgrave]

hey come here

reblog your own work. reblog it as much as you want. the dashboard is chronological (mostly) so you gotta put it back out there!! ok bye

[ihugmomo]

♡ happy birthday nyamu yuutenji ! ! ♡

[m0e-ru]

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[purplephloxpress]

Another year, another Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day!!!! If you are a writer of fanfic, please know just how appreciated you are!! Fandom would be such a different space without your creativity and labors of love. 💜

Holidays are all about making traditions, and the bookbinding friends with @renegadeguild once again came together to bind copies of fics for their authors as a show of our appreciation. This year I had the absolute joy of binding Emergency Help Wanted by the wonderful @piyo-13 and even got to collaborate with her on some of the design elements! It's a Modern AU Jiang Cheng/Lan Xichen fic that starts with a "help wanted" ad.

EMERGENCY HELP WANTED

I lied when I got my job. I told them I had a kid so I could leave early from work to pick him up from daycare, take him to doctor's appointments, and occasionally miss a day when he's sick. Long story short, I'm in too deep. I didn't think it through. Looking to rent a kid for bring your child to work day. Must be a boy ages four to six, longish dark hair, likes soccer. Must also be artistic as the macaroni noodle paintings I made seem a little advanced for his age. Also, I will pay extra for someone willing to play the role of husband when dropping him off. He's a prosecuting attorney who often brings his work home. Message me for further details. Serious inquiries only.

Ok. So. I may have gone a little feral with this one. Online "help wanted" ad spiraled into loading wheel scene dividers, spiraled into fake Google search result headers, spiraled into FULLY committing to those authentic looking text messages. In full color. (There are so many. I typeset in MS Word. It was SO worth it, but god what a struggle at some points.) And don't forget the "recent searches" title page! Or the computer cutout on the cover! (It's bluescreening, just like Lan Xichen through this entire fic!) Also that cover/title page image that I just kept adding details to. (It's supposed to be Lan Xichen's desk, so it simply didn't feel right until it had sticky notes on the computer, #1 dad on the mug, scissors and measuring tape, scribbles on the sticky notes) Did I have a ton of fun designing this one? Perhaps. Couldn't say. Maybe just a tad. (This is a lie I had an ABSOLUTE BLAST!)

Historically, I've waited until I finish at least the typeset before reaching out to the author, but not so with this one! I got the idea for the fake google search results from Piyo's authors notes, teasing the contents of the next chapter. But! Those didn't start until about chapter 4! So I reached out and asked if we could collaborate and I'm forever glad I did! Not only does this have teasers for each chapter, I also got to bounce design ideas off of her, including what shade of blue and purple for the text messages. Because my friends, that is a serious matter and changed SEVERAL times throughout the process.

Also shoutout to all my Renegade friends who gave input and encouragement over the past year while I worked on this (what endpages to use? how to make this shade of green perfectly Nie Huaisang? how do we feel about this text message design? or how about this one?) - I love you all dearly and appreciate you so much for putting up with my nonsense at all times.

Binding details below the cut!

Fandom: The Untamed/Mo Dao Zu Shi

Pairing: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin / Lan Huan | Lan Xichen

Bookcloth: Aqua/Purple Dubletta from Colophon Book Arts

Endpapers: Craft Consortium Ink Drops - Ocean pack

Textblock paper: short grain cream from Church Paper

Titling: We R Memory Keepers foil quill

Endbands: leather cording core, DMC embroidery floss for the bands

Body Font: EB Garamond

Title Font: Berlin Sans FB

Text Messages: Roboto

Additional fonts: Times New Roman, Kunstler Script, Magis Authentic

Title page image from Rawpixel and designed in Canva

Various computer graphics from The Noun Project

Tumblr insists on eating and doubling text in this section at its own whim, so if there's something missing that you're curious about, feel free to DM me an ask!

[sonderhere]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE QUICK QUEUE BUTTON. IM GONNA LOSE IT

[zephyraes]

STIM - RAINBOW BRITE SWEATER

Link back to this post if used.

[inalandofsadclowns]

And that's when Dean knew for certain...

...they're talking about Cas.

[starvulture]

@staff may i please have my queue and edit shortcut buttons back pretty please?

[gomzdrawfr]

I didnt know long pressing the heart / like icon makes a small puff of likes thats so cute

[tidalclan]

resisting the urge to post the next page and to have a healthy posting schedule so i dont run into rushing the next page and having burnout

[ihugmomo]

♡ happy birthday yui komori ! ! ♡

[fortheloveofaussiegrit]

Jenson Button during his interview with ITV Sports after a disappointing race at the Australian Grand Prix 2007

[wiisagi-maiingan]

If you live in a building with multiple units (a dorm, apartment building, duplex, etc), do NOT do anything to deactivate your smoke alarms. Don't take them down and put them in a drawer, don't cover their sensors with tape, don't remove the batteries, NOTHING. I don't care if you want to smoke or vape inside or they're annoying when you're cooking, taking away the things that can alert a building full of people to a potentially deadly situation is just a horrible and irresponsible thing to do.

Also here's a reminder to check that your smoke alarms are still working and to replace the batteries regularly. And don't buy smoke or fire alarms that need wifi to function. Why the fuck do those even exist. We live in a hellscape of our own creation.