#cant wait to listen to s4

[faggottonystark]

Hey guys so today and yesterday have been positively miserable but later tonight me and my brotjer are FINALLY gonna finish mystreet s3 and then start MCD s1 YIPPEEEEEE

[oflgtfol]

so my one coworker i've talked about now knows that i'm into both venom and malevolent and that i use tumblr which says an awful lot about me but then my OTHER COWORKER TODAY started talking to me about ai characters. my purse bag thingay has hal 9000 and edgar electric dreams pins on them and we've literally spoken semi at length about 2001 and how much we love hal but somehow today we got to talking about the like media trifecta of ai characters. hal glados edgar AM etc yknow. and they sent me a fucking link to a tumblr post memeing about them. i am so severely tempted to reblog but it but i DO NOT WANT to provide a tangible link to my blog. screams. anyway the meme contained halman so i was talking to them about halman LMFAOOOO. like just fucking having a casual conversation about this shit in a public space. anyway said coworker then went on a half an hour long rant about the rainworld ai and at one point they were like "five pebbles gave himself cancer" and i said how does a giant supercomputer get cancer and they said "oh. well, there's meat in there" and literally, my first reaction was to gasp and exclaim, completely serious and ecstatic, "oh i LOVE meat i LOVE when machines have meat in them." me and this coworker having a deep philosophical conversation about death and meat machines and also halman in front of our like 17 year old coworker who has an ap exam tomorrow morning and another coworker our age who's falling asleep at their desk

[sunny-reacts-to-stuff]

tma 39 "infestation"

worms, parasites, gore, physical violence, body horror, trypophobia, uncanny, jumpscares (2m07s, 2m11s, 2m16s, 6m40s, 18m25s), loud screaming, alarm sounds, high-pitched audio interference, being chased, being trapped, getting lost, asphyxiation, abandoned tunnels

i cant believe i am slaying my way through the magnus archives as a scaredy cat

martin being like "right right right right" is so cute from an outside perspective but i would literally kill him myself if i was jon in that moment

where the fuck is tim

also my poor 3/4 archivists im praying for you rn

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "there we go ^0^" see that's the clervalstein i came in for

"Look, you guys got to go home every day, okay. I didn’t!" my SON TT

HE SAID THANK YOU ????

so sorry jon for saying it would take you until s4 to say please and thank you

"These old files are far better protected than we ever were." the diction of that was peak "im gonna kms"

nooo martin you did great

better trapped than dead?

"why record it" for the memories, sash

he has gotten attached, let him be

gods forbid an autistic guy has a comfort object

Every real statement just leads… deeper into something I don’t even know the shape of yet. -> i feel you jon dont worry

the only difference between you and i is that i have something close to a database and you look like you cant type into a computer

"Only an idiot would stay in this job." says guy that goes to work at 6 am bc he wants to

LET MARTIN (and me) CALL YOU AN IDIOT

waiting for me im coming waaait im coming too

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE USING THE FUCKING TAPE RECORDER BECAUSE THEY JUST MAGICALLY DONT RECORD DIGITALLY AND YOU HAVE WAITED 39 CHAPTERS TO LET ME KNOW THAT

"ITS SOUNDPROOFED" I AM WHEEZING AND I SO SHOULDNT

turn around every now and then i get a little bit lonely

SASHA?

"joe spooky" i fw this guy

I JUST SAID I FUCK WITH HIM.

WHAT.

man.

man.

man.

"it's stupid" "yes. yes it is" jon he just saw his friend (YOUR FRIEND) die can you be nicer

jk i know he's also very stressed

MARTIN GETTING MAD? YES.

please jon. enlighten me on why you started working there. i've been wondering.

out of those 40 i just listened to, at least 80% of them ended with you being "nah why would this be real"

jonathan. i am so sorry i ever was mean to you.

actually i still think you should have been nicer to your co-workers.

but i am sorry about everything else.

this is what i wanted (not the tim part of course) but yes be vulnerable

slowburn and forced proximity the trope you are

couldnt the worms have killed fuckass elias

im so sorry because tim just died but im here smiling like an idiot at these two actually having a conversation

"we’re clearly doing a whole heart-to-heart thing" autistic ass man (just like me fr)

the fuck do you mean "even you must be aware that's not normal"

is martin from london

WAHT.

WHAT.

WHAT.

JON WE CAN'T GO FROM "I DON'T BELIEVE ANY STATEMENT BC IM A WEE LAD AND IM SCARED" TO "AH YEAH MY ROOMMATE MUST HAVE BEEN A GHOST"

HE IS SO OFFENDED LMAOOO

the va's from manchester

elias you're a horrible boss

THE FUCK YOU MEAN "WORSE THAN MARTIN"

MARTIN ISNT EVEN BAD

BURN THE BUILDING

SASHA DONT USE THAT

oh he used to smoke thats why he was so offended when tim asked

"im not a doctor" i say that very often

YOUR ONE REASON TO NOT KILL MARTIN AND JON IS THAT YOU DONT WANNA REHIRE JON?

"so....." sounded so silly

"the window is covered in WORMS" sounded so pinocchio trailer

okay now hug as you die

tim?

"bit light headed, the gas yk" tim you are so funny please dont go bald

DID HE JUST FLASH THEM

"can you walk?" "no" "THEN LET'S GO ^^"

HE WRITES POETRY AND HE RECORDS THEM ANALOGICALLY TO GIVE IT A LO-FI CHARM. JON, IF YOU DONT MARRY HIM I WILL AND IM A LESBIAN

but tbh that sounds a bit suspicious

why are we all giving out our reasons to join the institute

the fuck

DID SHE GET GRAHAM'ED?

DID SASHA GET GRAHAM'ED?

MARTIN HAS WHAT

well. that was everything but fun.

[5five5five5five5five5five]

Pls headcanons of a flirty dolores [human] and five .

Trying to forget "that season".

Denial stage activated.

Pls and thank you.

Good day/night.

OOOHH YES! but first i want to write a human Dolores of my own then we can get to the flirty stuff. * she is in her mid 30's and works as a librarian who LOVES books and is very smart and pretty and perfect.

she is MADDENINGLY in love with the Noir detective novel series " Five "max" Hargreeves and the Umbrella of Time. a long running series about a Old man who turns into a young man some times and solves crime with his dog Mr. pennycrumb. * she hated that when they turned the books into movies, they hired a actor that looked NOTHING like how she sees him in her head. Five looks like how she sees him in her head. she cant pinpoint why it bugs her so much. its just wrong. thats not him??? * one day well sorting books, she no clips into the backroom subways and gets stuck. idk how. s4 logic aka make shit up. but she thinks "what would Five do?" and copy his mapping and travel style. * and then they meet......Jesus my kinnie ass heart melts even thinking about it lol. * "five?!" "Delores?!.....are you..real this time....." "wait how do you know my name??....and yes i am very much real? are YOU?" "how do you know MY name?? and yes??" then they nervously chuckle and tell each other how they know each other. * they get a bit sad that the others Delores and five were not real and five admits he got the better end of the stick by being a cool book character....she didn't deserve to be just a......mannequin. but Delores reassures him that his life needed her and that's what gave it so much value. "and at least you got to physically hold me~ i just had....really embaressing art of you...." *Delores drawing him then she thinks he's not looking. she wishes he was a bit older but her self shipping ass is used to his age "powers" but knows this Five cant turn back. at least he's not 13 Five lol. *he's tried to explain his age situation a few times.... shes so understanding about it and five, for the first time, feels seen....and got does his face get red. she knows he's a old man. she loves him BECAUSE he's actually an old man. ANYWAY TO THE FLIRTY STUFF. MY BRAIN IS JUST ON FIRE WITH HUMAN DELORES. * they CAN NOT stop looking at each other. five feels so stupid being THIS flustered. its not his wife. he knows this. but god....shes so stunning. younger then his Delores but he doesn't mind. * she's taller then him no matter what. she was taller then him when he was old, young doesn't matter. shes a tall women and he loves that about her. *her always behind his shoulder correcting his math. and him huffing and admitting shes right. *she likes to head to him. he likes listening. hearing her voice with none of his own voice fused in is so refreshing. he would read his head in her lap and just relax for once in his life. *them slow dancing and mumbling soft words of comfort to each other. *she loves booping his nose. at first, it bits him because the handler used to but ends up finding it nice. its a trait she would have. *he loves watching her move. dance. walk. talk. shes in front of him. again, their eyes are glued to each other and its hard hard not to. just knowing their loves are real keeps them going. *that art meme of all the lovestruck chibis surrounding a very flustered person. that's Delores if she walked into the deli. imagine all the fives looking over and melting in surprise. crumbling in their seats because they are filled with "i miss my wife,tails" energy. the five we are following for this post has to fight them back and give protective glares well she admits the attention is nice and oh god! so many fives! *when five finds a way to return, he doesn't fucking hide it and want to introduce her to his family so bad. she is worried about ending up in a different timeline. he understands the risk but at this point, he just wants the love of his life. and Shes so starved for adventure that she agrees wholeheartedly.

sorry if this wasn't all flirty themed stuff, i just really wanted to write Delores.

[little-forest-goblin]

So i had a fun idea. We all know the Season four diner or deli scene and the multiple variations of five there. It’s funny to me cause it’s obvious there is some odd system they have where they all have a certain name and style so no one is confused. I decided to go through and name the certain fives. this is all personal opinion and thought so please no hate. its really a to each there own situation theres no need to fight about it.

So let’s get the ones we have been aware of out the way. We know booth five being the one who called S4 five over to his table. we know waiter five and brisket five being the ones we have been made aware of. There is also that one five with the news paper. Now i have heard him be referred to as newspaper five OR good with numbers five. now i don’t remember if booth five referred to newspaper/good with numbers five with any if those names but if he didnt here we are. Now that we got those obvious fives out the way i just wanna say i dont have the answer for all of them cause some of the things they are doing are quite mundane like eating soup and i dont think anyone is gonna refer to him as something like soup five i dont think that will ever happen. Now if my memory serves me right there is two fives writing in a notebook and i thought thats pretty normal for five he has always had something to write in but hey where’s the creativity in that and i thought what if there is a mathematician five who is just obsessing with numbers and another who could be documenting his days in the deli diner thing. another thought that crossed my mind that would be more in character is a version of him that has gone wacko with theories about timelines and events and he is just writing them down to either investigate or obsess over later. now in this scene there are a few different fives that i cant quite place my finger on what version of five they might be and what to call them so if you have an idea don’t be afraid to comment an idea.

Now this scene right here has the obvious booth five and brisket five. There is one version that has a name not quite world wide but we have it which is loose neck tie five. Now people might argue and say thats drunk five but i don’t think so. if my memory serves me right again (Cause i flat out refuse to go see any of those episodes again) drunk five was up to some shenanigans and needed another fives help so i dont think loose necktie five is drunk five. Speaking on drunk five if your confused where i got that if you have subtitles on or listen close enough you will see a conversation talking about drunk five. then there is the obvious five over there that seems to be antsy considering his stance in both pictures. either he is a five just filled with impatience to get his order, a five just in general riddled with anxiety or he could just be waiting. So you can imagine his name is either anxious five or waiting five depending on what you decide (again everything is up for debate. my word is not law here okay?). if you also look behind the counter with brisket five is another five. Now we dont exactly see what he is doing so the best i can offer is chef five.

Again none of my words are law and set so please feel free to name them whatever you want.

Also if you have idea’s for what some of the names of the versions of five i didnt get or think of are please feel free to comment or come up with an idea. so please up have fun.

[kittykat940]

byler doubt is this little hobgoblin that lives in the back part of my brain. he's usually asleep but today he woke up and whispered, "yeah, finn is filming with noah way more than he's filming with millie atm, but what if that doesn't matter? what if mike and el are super happy together and they go off on their own storylines regardless? what if the show is separating them because there's nothing to fix in their relationship, thus there not being any need for them to be filming together? if they were filming together, there'd have to be conflict, right? what if he's with will because the show is trying to further repair their friendship, make them completely platonic, and then end the show with mike swinging an arm around el and giving will a fist bump? or worse, what if they don't bring up will's feelings at all? he doesn't expect reciprocation from mike so i doubt he'd be the one to confess. if Mike is straight (I seriously do not think he is, but WHAT IF), then he won't confess either. what if nothing happens?

I'm so sorry to dump this all on you. I know there's probably tons of evidence that nothing I said above is going to happen and I know it would be awful for the story, but today my mind keeps going towards countless "what if" situations and my brain just isn't working. I keep debating with myself and I think it would be so so good to hear from someone else that I don't need to doubt Byler like this. ❤️ Thanks for listening

anon do not apologize to me i have always said bylers can come to me with their doubts even though i never have them i get it but anon the duffers have been separating milkvan since s2 and always pair mike with will...i will honestly be shocked if milkdud is endgame that would be awful writing and make no sense for the characters lol every time i see a byler have doubt i bring up the biggest byler proof to me...the painting lie

not only did wills feelings make mike confess and make him feel loved but we are forgetting the parties main rule...friends dont lie drama is coming for mike and will and i cant wait....the leaks are also looking good for byler endgame we got mike and will on bikes with holly 🥹 we got the church scene they are filming soon so we should get crumbs soon! stay positive anon the duffers are smart they know what they are doing if you are still having doubts after this then here is mike gay panicking over will in s4

[janitorsupplies]

a gripe about the boys s4 finale + more

[big fat diabolical spoilers for the s4 finale]

tw: general the boys stuff,, Hughie's r*pe

after thinkin for a little while i'm not happy about the finale tbh !

and its not that i don't like it in the way that i don't like how it turned out, i think it leaves room for an excellent final season (i will wait 2 years for that, ong), i more so think that the characters in the episode acted,,, uncharacteristically?

acted not like themselves

acted out of character, yeahh

from what we've seen of sage this season (so glad she lived btw), i don't think she would just, y'know, stroll into Homelander's room, gloating like that i thought it had been established that she didn't fw Homelander anymore, especially now she's been fired, and she's smart enough to know how much of a loose cannon Homelander could be, and that if she says the wrong thing she just gets lasered (i was shitting myself hoping that wouldn't happen)

and also how tf did she even get in Vought tower?? wouldn't the other members stop her??

and then there's butcher's reaction to grace's death, like damn, i don't think Billy fucking butcher is just gonna say nothing when one of the few people he trusts gets killed right in front of him (BY HIS SON TOO??), like how is he not shouting mad??

and then he just up and kills Neuman like bruh did Hughie's talk to him mean fuckin nothing or something like, he brings up Lenny for gods sake and butcher just,, says nothing?? it's been established over the season that he's not listening to monkey at all now he knows he's not real and on that, where the fuck is Becca in his head?? what's she doing?? speak tf up, stop him

and Ryan,, Ryan wouldn't just shove his basically adoptive grandma out of anger like that, at least i don't think he would.

and this is a little difficult to explain but i don't think annie would react like that towards Hughie engaging with the carbon-copy shapeshifted Annie. like he did not know it was not her. how would he know?? i feel like Annie would've been understand of that at least, if not annoyed, but not enough to go off on him like he did something wrong

this also brings up the point of Hughie just being Kripke's punching bag for the whole damn show,, like i thought he had a character progression of becoming more brave, but nah he's just getting fucked from all directions and its written for comedy most of the time (pretty sure Kripke said that Hughie's rape scene was written for comedy,,, ha ha funny)

i'm getting distracted now, might add more to this later if i feel like it

but hey, a-train lives baby CANT STOP THE A TRAIN BABY

(EDIT) I JUST REMEMBERED THEY ENDED IT WITH NIRVANA?? FUCK YOU!!!1 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIMIKO SPEAKING?? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!

oh and yeah, kate really does ruin everything, huh.

another thing i forgot did they make kimiko worse while fighting the shifter?? i feel like she woulda easily been able to drop that mf right there, but nah she gets her neck snapped ggez

[v4mpgrrl]

also i cldnt blog while listening to promised land so #wrapup .. ultimately i wish was more well-read on utopianism to discuss this episode because it is soo interesting but im not yet☹️☹️ i will say though that i forgot they introduced the curemother in s2 because the freedome is just this macrosized experiment in failed utopianism that is carried unquestioningly into their pursuit for the curemother ..

truly i dont even want to think abt what wld happen to my karma if i tried to seriously compare tpp to xenogenesis trilogy but ... similar questions being risen wrt to illness and eugenics. varying (in fact, frm my memory up to s4, directly contradictory) levels of compelling conclusions lol

but .. with the actual episode

nureyev dream sequence ... so much to say. juno's newfound sense of self-alienation is rooted primarily in his disability as it has been all season, which cant be disentangled frm his anxieties over the theia (bodily autonomy) itself, and then in his name. obviously a loaded concept when it comes to nureyev looll + juno has always felt a sense of moral righteousness w the stability of his identity. Murderous mask indeed... also juno of course isn't named in isolation; juno-and-benzaiten r a named set.

Speaking of...

YAYYYY beautiful sarah #1 abusive mother steel flashback</33 and also this ep is the first time we get a mention of diamond ^_^ she was kind of the one part of s4 i wish i did pay attention to i cant wait to meet her properly .. all i remember is that she calls juno doll

the ramses reveal ..... soooooo good mr groomer extraordinaire like literally sooo freaking good. overlaid with his mayoral acceptance speech too his death monologue is literally in perfect conversation with this. building the city of the future off the back of the child whose life you ruined. i take the old man away from you and youre broken.... IN TEARS!!!!!!!

"the killer who took your families, the monster who took your homes… in just a few days the bravest young person in hyperion city will return with them in tow." .................its crazy he really does love juno. Crazy crazy work. ALSO juno wanting to fuck buddy in the next ep and comparing her to ramses haha aha aaha ah i mean obviously i knew that. we all knew that. meeting strange old men in parks......

however. most important part of the episode .. MX MAYOR kfjafjkjfvkjafkj im sorry im so sorry cos i know they werent even doing it as a joke... I love you my evil nonbinary mayor. in my heart you will live forever

[oflgtfol]

ok i think (?) it isnt going where i thought. i was worried they were gonna open the portal and the kingin yellow was gonna come thru like scratch isnt even real this whole thing was just a ploy by the king. and that john proposing to even open the portal in the first placd was like the subconscious Oh No Im Still The King thingie he was talking about earlier. granted i have 12 minutes left but im home now so i cant finish it til like an hour from now but i think (?!?!) its not going that way.

head in my fucking hands

[thepublishingpress]

godly troubles galore!

Dysfunctional Fam™

sunboi: ok so artemis is mad at me

Can u help

seaking: nah bro

Ur on ur own

messenger pigeon: oooh why she maaaad???

sunboi: i may or may not have teased her abt orion

drunk_on_LOOOOVE: boi u made a massive mistake

Messenger pigeon: apollo are you DUMB?????

How could you do something like this????

sunboi: ok i didnt outright say it

BUT

I kinda accidentally implied it

Or i said something that mad her think abt him

messenger pigeon: it makes it only slightly less bad

seaking: but wait why are u texting HERE??????????

WHERE ARTEMIS CAN SEE?????

Artemis Agrotera: i can see it, poseidon.

apollo.

You will pay.

warwarwar: run

sunboi > Artemis Agrotera

sunboi: artie

listen im really sorry ok :(

Pls stop ignoring me 

Artemis Agrotera: we will talk about this in person, apollo.

Artemis Agrotera liked sunboi’s message

sunboi: yay! Forgiven!

Dysfunctional Fam™

warwarwar: hey guys

U might wanna panic

lightninman: wHAT

WHy

warwarwar: so um

@king_of_DEATH you might wanna take this one

king_of_DEATH: ares!

Why

Do i have to

goddess of spring: pls sweetie

king_of_DEATH: fine

so souls are being reborn for no reason

like they didnt sign up for it

They havent drank from the river lethe

they havent even signed the form!!!!

The only reason we know abt this is cause we caught a soul

lightninman: HADES 

WHAT THE HADES

Oh that was a bit redundant

BUT STILL

W H A T

king_of_DEATH: idk what happened ok!!!! 

Im as confused as u are!!!!

lightninman: this calls for…..

FAMILY MEETING!!!!!! 

IN THE GROUPCHAT CUZ I CANT BE BOTHERED TO GO TO THE PANTHEON RN!!!! @everyone

messenger pigeon: bro really just said ‘cuz’

drunk_on_LOOOOVE: lmao screenshotted

Artemis Agrotera: Father, what’s the matter?

lightninman: ARTEMIS MY SECOND FAVORITE

sunboi: yowch i thought i was the second fave

lightninman: SHUT UP

SCROLL UP 

ALL OF YOU

Athena Parthenos: This is a concerning matter, Father.

This should be discussed in the pantheon

I do not care if you’re busy being unfaithful to Hera.

We are doing this now, in the pantheon.

sunboi: wow athena rly being the boss of dad huh

lightninman: …fine

machines <3: what just happened

sunboi: WHAT ZEUS LISTENED!?!?!?!?!?

WOW

Artemis Agrotera: Apollo

Shut up please and thank you

Hestia Baseleia: I agree with Artemis.

Sorry, nephew.

sunboi: THE B E T R A Y A L

i’m leaving for the pantheon

Bye

Artemis Agrotera: wimp

hiii so ive decided to make saturday art day and sunday writing day so thats a thing now

ANYHOW ive somehow managed to not watch s4 and s5 of mlb and i am ashamed because ive been surviving off of recaps of the episodes so thats fun :/

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday pt2

ep 6 (put it under a cut because this one is LONG)

fukuchi be like 'the agency couldn't possibly be smart enough to- oh wait nvm i forgot ranpo existed lol' like more than once and i think that is testament to the fact that RANPO BEST BOY

'have you forgotten? we're terrorists' ICONIC BEHAVIOUR

man and i complain about doing one 37 hour work week. after this one week the agency needs to take a NAP. AND THE MAFIA TOO. imagine there's like just no criminal activity or anything for like three days and everyone's like ?? but on day 4 atsushi and akutagawa are fighting to the death at the port and everyone is like 'ah. business as usual' lmaoooo

omg every time the hunting dogs song comes on i get so hyped lmao im like yESSS ACTION

'that man, that demon, the evillest most scawy man ever in the world....etc etc' and its just some guy doing the most coy babygirl pose a guy can possibly do

wait DAZAI WHAT DID YOU DO. HOW DID YOU DO IT

taneda btw deserved none of this he was just some nice old dude and then sigma fucking stabbed him lmao

dazai is like the personification of the perjury mechanic in drv3. 'go on lie. you gotta. lie now. cmon pussy you wont'

OH MY GOD CHUUYA

my god fyozai is so fucking babygirl. also wdym dazai?? if the two of you were the last ones on earth you should just have gay sex. its not that hard smh

oh no dazai falled down through the flore

OH MY GOD MYKOLA AND SIGMA

BESTIE??

BESTIE?????

BESTIE????????????????

BESTIE??????????????????????

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dm me if you want to receive a free 2min audio file of me laughing about this (i have a headache from laughing. my throat fucking hurts so bad. i'm pretty sure it's actually bleeding. my eyes are moist with tears. BESTIE???????)

do you even needa ask why i'm here?? ⭐️❤️☺️ *voice drops 6 octaves* i'm here to murder you 👹👹👹

and then after that fyodor was just like 'teehee he's so romantic x' like bro

dazai: *turns to the camera like he's on the office* waow

i love mykola's little laugh it's so silley

omg they're actually animating him so well. bones must've seen the reception from s4 and decided to step it up 💀

dazai and fyodor are simultaneously evil grown men and bimbo highschool girls and it's such a look. 'omg ur friends are so cute <3' 'omg right???' also mykola my beloved i want to be yours forever pls

i love how bram's acting all tough like aya can't just open the casket and leave and render him thoroughly powerless lmao

omg the official anime aya and bram sillies begin. we've been waiting for this for months folks so far so good

it was already pretty funny that aya is carrying bram like a backpack but actually seeing her running with him on her back is like a billion times funnier especially since this shit is life or death. but she just got a whole entire vampire on her back no problem sjhsksjssjhj

sigma: watashi wa shiguma me: fucking superb you funky little toddler

imagine if it was a fucking prank this whole time and mykola just injected them with a slow-working sedative or something that would be so funny. like all of this for nothing sksjksjsjks and then he just stabs fyodor or something the end. boom world save

oh ok nvm the vampires can talk just fine i guess lmao. also i genuinely cant tell if im supposed to be taking this episode seriously or not. one second people are being brutally slaughtered next moment silley little guys??? such is the way of bsd i guess

'you're a failure of a woman' my dude she is literally 10 years old she is nowhere close to being a woman shut your misogynistic ass up lmao

OKAY BECAUSE ok ok listen i was wondering what music they were gonna use for bram and when i heard the ending music i was like 'ok a little anticlimactic but i understand' and then it TRANSITIONED into the ACTUAL ENDING??? 10/10

hehe. bestie

[bebackthen]

HELP !! - calling miraculous ladybug roleplayer(s)

after absently deciding to listen to an hour long miraculous recap, and some gentle nudging from my amazing wonderful partner, i have finally jumped head first into the miraculous fandom. and after binging seasons one through three (currently on four), i have decided i NEED to find some good roleplay partners to satisfy my thirst for good writing. the roleplay will contain spoilers for s4 and s5, as one of the reasons i joined the fandom is because of (spoilers under the cut)

sentimonster adrien becoming canon!! i, as someone who is probably neurodivergent, find it much easier to relate to nonhuman characters for some reason- and finding out that adrien was a sentibeing made me explode. i am in dire need of someone who can play gabriel and(optionally) marinette, as i want to do some angst with the potentiality of adriens amok being in hawkmoths hands. as the show does NOT give me enough. adriens issues also do not get enough screentime, and finding good fics to satisfy my hunger is hard. so might as well write my own i am a literate to novella roleplayer, and am able to give examples via dms if interested, id prefer if my partner could match my writing length but i dont mind some shorter replies if the situation calls for it. id prefer to have the roleplay on discord (my @ would be given via dms) but i do not mind roleplaying here, i just will be unable to reply for most of the day due to my job since i only use tumblr on my laptop. as ive not finished s4 and s5 i mayy be a little behind on some of the bigger lore (i am nearly halfway done with s4 at the time of writing this) but i am willing to discuss things as i do not mind minor spoilers. after all, it was the spoiler that adrien was a sentimonster that made me want to give the show a try in the first place! anyway, comment or DM me if interested !! oh and headcanons and ships are welcome!! ive got a few myself. i love a good adrienette/ladybugxchat as good as the next guy

OH and id prefer a more mature roleplay, i want that heartbreaking angst!! the show teases us with chat blanc and Ephemeral (urghgh i cant wait to see the context to this one..) and the movie with adrien yelling at gabriel and UGHH i just want good angst. id even settle for someone playing marinette who would do gabriel/hawkmoth as a secondary character as long as its included edit: oh and btw id play adrien (if that wasnt clear)

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Xtas commentary/notes S4 pt2

(warning: swearing, spoilers, typos, dumbassery)

S4E11

- 2 parter episode about Moira havin a son or something

- MORPH HI MORPH unconscious strapped to wires n shit

- Hi Moira n Banshee

- Oh Proteus gettin work done to help control his powers

- HIS NAME IS FUCKIN KEVIN, DOG YALL ALREADY GOT A KEVIN IN THE LAB WE DONT NEED ANOTHER ONE

- Oh great now he can bust walls open thanks Moira

- How about we don't put him through agonizing pain again

- HE POSSESSED BANSHEE

- Okay he left banshee, hes still pissed though

- WHAT WAS THAT SCENE TRANSITION

- IM SORRY THE MANSION POOL IS THE COVER FOR THE BLACKBIRD???

- Logan still as stubborn as ever

- CHARLES FLASHBACK TO THE MILITARY PROPOSIN TO MOIRA

- ANOTHER CHARLES FLASHBACK

- Oooooh, she mailed back the ring, cause she wanted to tell him shes gotten witu someone else

- OH THAT LADY FROM THE ASTEROID

- Okay Moira got a devorce one kid later

- Asteroid lady left

- FIRST GEN HANK HANGIN OFF THE DOOR FRAME

- Oh Sean n Charles meeting for the first time during tbe dark exavier shit

- Moira you are the only one he has

- Oh great, Proteus is telepathic and can literally warp rooms

- LOGAN

W: So he can turn things Upside Down, he Dont look old enough to ShhAve..

- BRO OKAY SO CHARLES ASKS HANK TO TAKE ROGUE N LOGAN BACK TO THE BLACKBIRD TO HELP FIND PROTEUS AND MOIRA'S EXPLAININ TO BE CAREFUL WITH PROTEUS CAUSE HES SCARED N ALL THIS SHIT AND LOGAN

W: Xavier's kind of Out t' lunch

R: They were Engaged once, Mr Sensitive

W: so?

R: So, the Next Time the love of Your life's in trouble, Let me know how Well You function 🫵 >:(

- Good lord Logan's mouthy in this episode

- Oh we talking about Moira's first husband

- SHE MARRIED A RUSSIAN MAN??? (05.22.25 edit: not russian, scottish, i for some reason thought he sounded russian)

- DID I JUST SEE WOLFSBANE AT THAT BAR PLACE

- LOGAN WHAT BEEF DO YOU HAVE WIRH HANK

- Also Proteus possession another person

- Nope wait he left the scottish man in the ship

- IM SORRYHE CAN LIQUIFY GROUND???

- Oh shit Proteus gotten himself into deep shit

- LOGAN I HATE YOU YOU SNARKY PIECE OF SHIT

- Can we see Syd please?

- Proteus broke into someone's house to have a breakdown about not knowin his father

- A LORRY

- "Why does he move about in a chair? Is he someone special?" No Kevin his legs dont work

- ONE TESTOSTERONE DRIVEN KID

- Call the lab? Moira the only people that are there are unconscious

- OH MY GOOD LORD CHARLES NOT NOW WE LITERALLY HAVE AN UNSTABLE MUTANT TRYIN TO LOOK FOR A SCOTTISH POLITICIAN

- NO CHARLES CHAIR

- Oh shit hes warpin Logan HE MADE LOGAN EMOTIONAL WHAT

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT MAN

- LOGAN WAS LEGIT SOBBIN

S4E12

- Hold on wait back at the recap, why is it sayin that Joe is Banshee? Joe literally wants nothin to do with this kid, BANSHEE IS SEAN DAWG WHAT THE FUCK SUBTITLES

- Good lord Logan sobbin sounds like hes just woken up from bein blackout drunk the night before, doin that dry heave thing

- YEAH HES FINE, HES TOTALLY UNABLE TO STAND PROPERLY SO HES LEANIN AGAINST A TREE REFUSING TO EXPRESS EMOTIONS AND DEMANDING EVERYONE ELSE LETS HIM BOTTLE UP ALL HIS BULLSHIT TILL HE DIES (He cant really die unless in specific ways) LET HIM ROT

- Fuck hes still leanin against the tree until the scene transition to Proteus

- Oh goddamn Kevin's jealous Joe's got a different family

- Oh shit Proteus did enough damage to Logan that he gained a nausea based spidey sense

- Also dont worry about findin Joe's office, you'll find Proteus on the way there

- HOLY FUCK LOGAN CANT GET FUCKIN N E A R PROTEUS WITHOUT HAVIN A BAD REACTION LIKE A GORE SCENE IN A HORROR FILM

- Hey Moira, the whole "listen to mommy" thing hasnt helped a fuckin bit since this entire thing how bout we stop it?

- Okay wait, Logan's helpin keep the civilians safe

- See this is why you don't name people Kevin, they become unstable

- Oh yeahhhh, Joe wanted the divorce

- Wait did he?

- Joe just listen to the fuckin kid hes driven the whole island daft

- Okay Proteus can travel through mirrors n shit, hes a goddamn living ghost

- THANK YOU ROGUE FOR HAVIN SOME SANITY HERE

- HI HANK UNDERCOVER

- LOGAN UNDERCOVER IN THE SEWERS DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY

- HE EVEN GOT A CATTLE SKULL BOLO TIE N A FUCKIN BLAZER I LOVE HIM HES SO GODDAMN EXTRA

- Logan its just a fuckin rat

- LOGAN REFUSIN TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF WHEN ASKED IF HES DOIN OKAY AFTER THE WHOLE PROTEUS WARP THING

- Rogue now aint vthe time to have flashbacks relatin to the subject at hand

- Joe you're so full of shit

- Ohhh, Proteus was possessin the body guard dude

- Oh not the sewars, some dirty dank ass hall system beside the stage

- GOOD HEAVENS WHAT THE FUCK DID PROTEUS DO TO LOGAN WHERE HES GOT THIS PHOBIA REACTION FUCKIN HELL MATE

- HE LOOKS AT PROTEUS STARTS HAVIN FLASHBACKS N SLAMS THE DOOR CLOSED N RUNS BACK DOWN THE HALL

- Yeah no shit he ain't no boy, hes a fuckin ghost mutant and hes fuckin pissed

- Dude this is like the superhero version of the scoobynatural epsiode

- OH HERES LOGAN, Stopping Charles from fallin into a hellpit Kevin made in the floor just in fuckin time too

- Im sorry does Logan have fancy boy shoes on instead of boots?

- Oh my god he's got fancy boy shoes on

- THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROGUE N WOLVIE WHEN THEY'RE ARGUIN ABOUT TAKIN THE KID OUT OR BEIN HELPFUL

- Thats his disguise, for walkin in what i thought was a sewer system, a whole ass outfit for a western country club, vest, button up, over coat, fancy man shoes, walkin in the sewer hallway

- OH NOW HES GETTIN BEEFY WITH HANK OVER HIS PSYCHE

- Hanks just tryin to find a reasonable explanation for Logan refusin to go up against Proteus and LOGAN JUST GOES "You callin me a coward? |:<" HES TRYIN TO DEFEND YOUR CASE YOU IDIOT

- Hold on wait quotin this shit

- "He has the immature emotions of a child" yeah I wonder why, maybe cause Moira kept him locked in the lab to keep doin tests on him that caused him extreme agony, hmmm we can only wonder why

W: i say we nail 'imm...

R: Whatre You talkin about?🤨 And By the way when he was Tossin us aRound, Where were You Hidin?!

W: *snikt* Back Offf, CornPone... >:(

B: Your anger serves no purpose, Rogue. Wolverine could Not prevent his hesitation.

W: *swings claws over to Hank* nwHats ThaT SupPossed T' Mean.. *borderline snarling*

B: Only that theres no emotion Harder to control than a paralyzing fear. We've all experienced it. But it must be even worse for You, who has never felt it before.

W: *brings claws up to Hank's face* >:( Hyou sayin imma CHowarD, Blue Boeh?..

- HE ONLY STOPS CAUSE XAVIER SNAPS TELLIN EM ALL TO STOP FIGHTIN

- Oh shit Proteus ain't fuckin HaPpy

- Oh lovely, Wolverine literally not bein able to be in the same vicinity as Proteus

- Oh Kevin gets the tiger stripes when hes extra pissed

- Oh hey Logan tryin to stop Proteus ignorin the fear nausea thing, too bad it literally did nothing cause Kevin literally threw him aside with fuckin tornado wind

- OH MY GOD JOE YOU LITERALLY REFUSED TO GET NEAR HIM EVEN WHEN HE EAS TRYJN TO HELP YOU SEE HIM THROUGH THE WHOLE PROTEUS THING FUCK OFF YOU FAT CUNT

- Oh hey Kevin's tryin to actually control his powers as opposed to bein zapped with a fuckin laser all day every day

- Okay Logan reflectin to Rogue, refusin to experience emotions and pissed at himself that he did this episode yadda yadda yadda i wanna rip him to shreds he makes me so angry i love this fuckin dipshit of a man

S4E13

- OKAY RIGHT OFF THE BAT WHOLE LOT GOIN ON

- PIETRO TALKIN TO FORGE AND WANDA INTERRUPTS WITH SOMETHIN IMPORTANT AND PIETRO JUST GOES "I told you to never use x factor override frequencies except in an emergency >:( 🫵" YOU DUMB BITCH IT IS AN EMERGENCY

- WHAT ABOUT THEIR FATHER MAGNUS???

- Wait is this before they knew their dad is Magnus or after?

- THE HUMMINGBIRD

- FIRST WE GOT THE BLACKBIRD NOW WE GOT THE HUMMINGBIRD

- Also not that important but so far we got 3 characters with the kitty ear cowlick hair, can we add some differentiation here pls?

- Okay not Magnus, we're in a hospital in Romania

- OHMAGAH NO WAY THEYRE ADOPTED

- Pietro i oughta slap you

- BACK AT THE MANSION CHARLES SITTIN NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE

- IS THIS MAGNUS???

- I hate these gay old men so much

C: *feels someone walkin up behind him* Magneto..

M: Very Good Charles

- DAWG HES TELEPATHIC I'M PRETTY SURE HED KNOWN YOU WERE HERE REGARDLESS

- OH FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

M: I see that old age hasnt Dulled your powers.

C: Nor Your Flair for the Dramatic. Should I ask How you got In?

M: It Seems your security systems have Electromagnetic vulnerabilities. Vulnerable to Me anyway~

- Magnus can control metal, Logan is full of metal, see the issue here

- WHY IS LOGAN IN A STRAIGHTJACKET BEIN ELECTROCUTED WHAT THE FUCK MAGNUS Wait no not a straight jacket, just bein electrocuted

C: *no reaction to Logan bein given shock treatment* Was all of this necessary Magnus? *Smug ass fuckin smirk*

M: Maybe not. But I Have to speak to you Privately.

C: *turns the cam off* I dont suppose you are here to help us with Security.

- HES BEEN SEARCHIN FOR HIS WIFE FROM DECADES AGO?? WHAT'S ALL THIS OLD MAN YAOI SHIT THEN???

- OH NOW HE LETS LOGAN LOOSE

- RUNS IN ROARING N YELL ASKS WHERE MAGNUS WENT CLAWS EXTENDED JUST FOR CHARLES TO SAY "Gone."

- NO SHIT LOGAN WOULD OBJECT TO ANYTHING MAGNUS SAYS LOGAN GOT GIVEN THE MAKESHIFT ELECTRIC CHAIR AND WASNT LET OUT TIL MAGNUS LEFT

- Okay great Logan's the one keepin an eye on Magnus

- Oh the name Bova makes sense, she's a bovid

- OH GREAT THEIR DAD KILLED A WHOLE VILLAGE

- Magda and Magnus, why we doin that patents that could be siblings thing

- I'm surprised no one can hear Logan

- OH GREAT NOW THE TWINS ARE IN A TRAP

- Hey if it makes it any better, Xavier himself ain't interferin, Logan was put on watch, and thankfully someone's here to help cause everyone's in a fuckin trap

- ALSO I KNEW THAT CYBORG DUDE WAS SKETCH, HIS LAB CREATIONS LOCKED UP THE TWINS

- Oh great the neurotoxin gas

- Great the xmen are comin to help

- Magnus, Magda died from a harsh winter

- BRO NOT EVEN MAGNUS KNEW THE TWINS ARE HIS KIDS

- ALSO WHY WE DOIN EUGENICS SHIT HERE WHAT THE FUCK

- WHAT WE DOIN WITH LOGAN

- ALSO WHY IS LOGAN KNEELING WITH HIS ARMS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK WHATS GOIN ON HERE

- NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN LOGAN HAS BAD EXPERIENCES WITH BEIN IN GIANT VATS OF UNKNOWN SUBSTANCES

- Hes kicking the baseplate of the vat in an attempt to break something or escape

- NO WAIT HES TRANSFORMING

- WHATS WITH THIS GUY AND MAKING FURRIES WHAT

- And Logans out, not unlike the weapon x shit

- Okay yeah so Wundergore is a land full of genetically modified furry people, got it

- OH HES A GIANT WOLF THING BTW

- Hes chasing the rhino n deer while no one bats a fuckin eye

- HERES TBE CMEN

- How about both man and beast, simultaneously, these people are literal furries

- Pietro can we stop with the whole accusing Magnus of all the bad shit that happened? Yall just found out recently you were adopted. YOU HELPED THIS WEIRD EUGENICIST CYBORG DUDE KIDNAP MAGNUS AND YALL ALSO GOT FUCKIN KIDNAPPED BECAUSE OF IT, BY THE SAME FUCKIN GUY AND HIS FURRY LAB EXPERIMENT SOLDIER PEOPLE

- Wanda please shut your brother up, you havent said a damn word since we got in this mess

- OH NOW MAGNUS BREAKS OPEN THE AMBER RESTRAINTS HES BEEN STANDIN IN THIS WHOLE TIME

- Yo why we focusing on Hank, hes already mostly a furry, we dont need to go the extra lengths here

- OH I WAS WONDERIN WHERE LOGAN WENT He got turned into a big angry werewolf and hes now about to kill Charles

- LOGANS SUIT GOT RIPPED INTO W CROP TOP

- Im sorry did Charles' chair break or something? Normally it can levitate n all this shit, or even better he can crawl out of it after the chair is knocked over or broken, cause weve seen that happen before, nope lets have Hank carry the fuckin chair

- Pietro reminds me of Scott, hes like a mix between Scott n Logan, personality wise

- Wanda you are so lucky that tree was there cause i dont think anyones been payin attention to you

- LOGAN TURNED HIS HEAD AND DID A MINI SNARL THING

- I knew that cyborg dude was sketch

- DAMMIT LOGANS BACK TO HIMSELF, I WAS HOPIN HED HAVE TO BE TAKIN BACK TO HANKS LAB AND HAVE TESTS RUN ON HIM TO GET HIM BACK TO NORMAL DAMMIT

- Its like Logans normal brain went dormant, and when he changes back the first thing he wakes up to is Hank pinning him down on the ground while Wundergore changes back to itself,

- AND HANKS ONLY RESPONSE TO LOGAN ASKING TO BE LET UP IS "Fascinating :D"

- CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT WHOLE STORY TO PIETRO CAUSE HES BEEN HOLDING A FUCKING GRUDGE AND DIDNT LISTEN TO BOVA THIS ENTIRE FUCKIN TIME

- Magnus is bi confirmed /hj

- THE OTHERS ARE HAVIN THIS EMOTIONAL MOMENT N LOGAN WALKS UP BEHIND EM BAREFOOT, SUIT SHREDDED, UNDERBOOB OUT

- LOGAN SUIT ANIMATION ERROR, WE LITERALLY JUST SAW HIS SUIT SHREDDED AND NOW HES EVEN GOT FUCKING SLEEVES WHAT THE FUCK ANIMATORS

- OH THATS IT OKAY THEN WHAT

- This show always leave me fuckin confused

S4E14

- FUNKY NEW INTRO MUSIC

- I don't remember what the summary for this episode was i just let it start playing cause i was confused from the animation error in the end of the last episode

- Oh great more anti-mutant stuff

- VICTORS SON BEIN THE ASS HE IS, YOUR DAD WOULD TRY TO ANNIHILATE YOU SIR

- WHY WE PULLIN THE KKK TYPE SHIT UP IN HERE WHATS GOING ON

- WHY THE FOH GOT FUCKIN HOODS N CAPES

- HA THIS REALLY IS A FUCKIN METAPHOR FOR RACISM

- YOU SHOULD FUCKIN SUFFER IF KNOWIN YOUR DAD'S A MUTANT DEEPLY BOTHERS YOU YA INTOLERANT ASSWIPE

- What the DNA results say?

- Oh god why are kids trick r treating at the mansion

- I know Hank's gonna accidentally scare em just by opening the door and hes gonna get sad why we fuckin doin this shit

- Why we doin this kkk shit on Halloween what the fuck man, let Samhain do their thing first then we do the kkk shit, and by that i mean have Logan decapitate people like you

- I cannot see these kids costumes but one of em looks like a digimon dinosaur or somethin, i think another one is spiderman?

- Oh its not Hank thank fuck, its logan wearing a Hank mask, being a snarky lil twat, I love and hate him so much

- Logan you straight up did not need to wear a Hank mask, you fully coulda come up with somethin else

- HIS DEVILISH FUCKIN LAUGH I HATE HIM HES SO PRETTY

- IN HIS FUCKIN FLANNEL SHIRT

- I AGREE WITH JUBILEE, Also Jubilee sounds a lil older than I remember, ALSO BEEN A WHILE SINCE WEVE SEEN JUBILEE

- Hey Logan I know you were born in 1830s Canada, but shes got a point

- Logan's super pissy about Halloween apparently, when is he not super pissy about holidays

- I forgive him cause i love his voice n his lil growls

- LOGAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN MAN ITS JUST A DRESS UP HOLIDAY

- IS KURT HES BACK!!! HE NEEDS HELP ALSO

- No wonder Jubilee got spooked, lightning flashing as Kurt's in a disguise standin at the door

- Kurts family at the circus are fine, now Mystique, shes about to be in a bit of a situation

- Im biased cause i dont like Mystique she kinda sucks

- YEAH WAIT A MINUTE LOGANS GOT A POINT MYSTIQUE ABANDONED KURT

- Kurt's tail wags <333 hes like a cat

- KURT FANGS

- Never thought id hear Logan say "mum"

- Dawg do we not remember the whole episode with Kurt, literally one of the monks at the monastery told the townsfolk about a "demon tainting the holy ground" n whatever referring to Kurt, all cause he was pissed a mutant was a monk at the monastery

- I love Kurt's voice its so soft

- Hey Jubilee, just cause they're both blue don't mean they're related

- YEAH ROGUE, YOU N KURT RELATED, IMAGINE THAT TOTALLY NOT CAUSE YOUR ADOPTIVE MOM IS ACTUALLY HIS MOM NO NEVER

- Well the name of the episode makes sense now

- Where is Hank btw

- KURT HANGIN OFF A PIPE IN THE BLACKBIRD READIN A BOOK

- I fuckin love Kurt's voice so much

- JUBILEE DONT CRY NOW AINT THE TIME

- Kurts here though, he's usually helpful with emotional stuff, he is a monk after all

- Jubs, you're askin a monk if hes mad, he literally saw his monastery burnt down after an anti-mutant monk tried killing him, he literally had no qualms

- MONK KURT MOMENT

- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

- THATS WHAT IM SAYIN JUBS THATS LITERALLY HOW I FELT THAT ENTIRE EPISODE

- Kurt, once Logan gets involved or interested, he ain't fuckin leavin til he Knows shits takin care of

- PREACHER

- NOPE THAT WAS ROGUE CALLIN HIM PREACHER NVM

- LOGAN TELLIN KURT TO HAVE A LIL FAITH N THAT HE HEARS IT WORKS WONDERS

- AAAAAAAA

- KURT TELEPORTING BEHIND A FOH DUDE N SAYING "Guten Tag" SO CALMLY BEFORE CLOCKING HIM STRAIGHT IN THE FACE

- Kurt, heres the irony in their name, they're not friends, they're like the Holocaust kkk equivalent of anti-mutant shit

- OH MAN IF ONLY THEY LISTENED TO MASTERMOLD

- NO LOGAN'S JUST STRAIGHT UP SAYING MUM UNIRONICALLY WHATS GOING ON IS IT CAUSE IM USING A UK BASED ACCOUNT WHAT'S GOING ON

- LOGAN N KURT SHOULD KISS

- THAT LIL ARM GRAB KURT DOES WITH LOGAN BEFORE LOGAN GOES "Dont worry about it, I owe ya" THEY SHOULD KISS

- KURT CRAWLIN ON THE CEILING

- KURT TELEPORTING IN THE ROOM ABOVE THE DOOR BEFORE ROGUE BUSTS IN THE DOOR

- WOW RAVEN WAY TO BREAK THE NEWS TO EM, NO WALKIN AROUND IT LIKE CORSAIR JUST "YOULL RUIN EVERYTHING THEY JUST WANT YOUR BROTHER >:("

- And add this to the list of reasons I don't like Mystique

- YES PLEASE ACT LIKE ROGUE IS JUST YOUR UNWANTED STEPCHILD N FAVOR YOUR BIOLOGICAL SON YOU ABANDONED WHEN HE WAS A NEWBORN

- IM SORRY MYSTIQUE IS THE MOM TO SABRETOOTH S KID??? WHAT

- KURT IS THE TWIN TO GRAYDON CREED???? HUHHHH

- Hey Creed, if you're so distraught about this, how about uh, don't have a family, im pretty sure Sabretooth n Mystique regret having you especially now that you're literally against their whole mutant supremacy beliefs

- Hey Creed, lets nip the weed in the bud, and by that i mean you, we nip you in the bud, you die off, no one wants you

- Kurt i love you but we are dealin with a whole other monstrosity here than what we did at the monastery

- MYSTIQUE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT EVEN LIKE YOUR KIDS ADMIT IT

- YOU NEARLY KILLED ROGUE TAKIN OUT MISS MARVEL, YOU ARE STRAIGHT UP WILLIN TO HAND OVER KURT AS A SACRIFICE TO KEEP YOU ALIVE

- Creed you are the unwanted relative

- Sir you gave yourself misery n shame

- Digitigrade kurt <333

- Hey Creed, lil hard to talk to someone when you've knocked em unconscious

- KURT MYSTIQUE CAN GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF FOR FUCKS SAKE

- YEAH LOGAN THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN SAYING, SHE DID ALL THIS JUST TO SAVE HER OWN FUCKIN SHAPESHIFTIN SKIN SHE DONT CARE ABOUT HER KIDS

- KURT CAN WE STOP SHE DONT CARE ABOUT YOU

- Jubilee use your firework shit to take out their guns n helicopters

- DAWG HER IMMEDIATE REACTION TO GETTIN STOPPED BY KURT WAS TO APPEASE TO HIM SO HED LET HER GO WHAT KINDA FUCKIN MOTHER ARE YOU?? SABRETOOTH'D BE A FUCKIN BETTER PARENT THAN YOU AND HES MFIN SABRETOOTH

- Yeah we know you prefer hiding out as a rich bitch, get on with the point

- YOU STRAIGHT UP CALLED THE CHILD YOU ABANDONED LIKE 25YRS AGO INCONVENIENT WHAT THE FUCK MAN

- You're lucky Kurt's a monk

- Maam blamin you on bein a shapeshifter dont excuse shit, Syd's a shapeshifter, they're doin relatively fine, if you can ignore the trauma between the sentinels n Sinister

- WOW WAY TO PUT IT LIGHTLY YOU EGOMANIAC, HE SAID HE JUST FELT SAD FOR YOU AND YOY STRAIGHT UP TOLD HIM YOU DIDNT WANT HIM FUCK YOU

- AGAIN YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR SON'S A MONK AND NOT STRAIGHT UP KILLING YOU LIKE SOMEONE LIKE SABRETOOTH WOULD

- No im still not happy about Logan bein a jeep guy but what can you do

- Logan jump attack out a moving vehicle he drove over a ramp with <33

- More reasons i dont like Mystique

- KURT'S STILL TRYIN TO BE REASONABLE WITH HER

- BITCH SHE THREW HIM OFF A FUCKIN WATERFALL WHEN HE WAS A LITERAL NEWBORN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

- His lil nasty ass coughs <3333

- THANK YOU ROGUE SOMEONE SAYS IT

- Eugh god he looks like a sad wet cat

- I love how Logan's cowl is a hoodie

- SHES ALIVE SHES WALKIN OUT THE RIVER AND NOT EVEN SAYIN A DAMN THING NOT EVEN A GOODBYE NOTHIN JUST SNEAKIN OUT THE SCENE

- FUCK YEAH NO MORE GRAYDON CREED

- DAMMIT HES GOT A PARACHUTE FUCK

- EYYYY SABRETOOTH BIG FLUFFY KITTY MAN LOOK AT HEEEEEMM HES A REDNECK NOW <333

- Cool can we throw Mystique to Sabretooth now, she deserves it, yknow bein turned into live food for the tiger

S4E15

- Okay so in this one Logan quits the xmen and keaves, but nt to canada

- HES TALKIN WITH XAVIER

- PROTEUS IS STILL A TOUCHY SUBJECT WITH HIM No its not he says he worked through it

- Ooh weapon x training flashback

- IS THAT THE INDIGENOUS LADY EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT THAT GETS KILLED BY SABRETOOTH

- SABRETOOTH CAKE SCENE

- OH IT FLASHBACKED TO THE JEAN SCOTT WEDDING WITH LOGAN IN THE DANGER ROOM AND LOGAN TOLD NOT SCOTT HE CAN'T HAVE JEAN

- FERAL LOGIE FLASHBACK

- OH THATS WHY HES FREAKIN OUT HE NEARY KILLED SOMEONE OUTTA ROAD RAGE AND NEARLY HURT JUBILEE

- KURTTT WAS?? SABRETOOTH? Oh he broke the mirror

- LOGAN STOP YELLIN FOR FUCKS SAKE

- And hes in Japan

- Hes basically living here now and still wearing his jeans

- HE CAN SPEAK JAPANESE

- Yeah he's choosing not to fight cause he'll actually kill someone

- Jubilee no stop you are like 16, go fucking back hell come back when he's ready

- WHO NEEDS A SAW WHEN YOU GOT CLAWS

- Oh that's why Kiara's brother is like that

- Dog he isn't called wolverine there, you read his file, you know his name

- Yo where the fuck Jubilee at? She's still in Japan lookin around for him

- AYY THERES THAT NEW EYES THING AGAIN

- Weapon x flashbacks/nightmares

- Omega red flashback that explains why Logan hates omega red, Sabretooth too. The whole "he wasted some of my friends" thing.

- Kurt flashback

- AYYY THEY SET UP DEFENSE MECHANISMS AGAINST THE SILVER SAMURAI BANDITS

- OKU NO THEY GOT LASER GUNS

- Oh shit they built a river dam as a trap

- JUBILEE WHERE THE FUCK'VE YOU BEEN

- Wait why is Logan in trouble

- Oh theres Logan

- God its like origins Wade all over again

- FUCK YEAH LOGAN LEARNIN PEACE N CALMIN DOWN N THINKIN ABOUT STRATS INSTEAD OF DOIN LIKE SNIPER N HACKIN N SLASHIN THOUGHTLESSLY

- Damn silver samuri just walks off defeated

- WHEN DID JUBILEE GET A COSTUME UPGRADE???

- Whats with Logan gettin bitches wherever he goes?

- JUBILEE CALLED KISARA A BABE SHES QUEER, And a yapper might be adhd BUT SHES QUEER

- Oh my god shes such a yapper

S4E16

- SABRETOOTH LOGAN FIGHT IN A CABIN

- HE CALLED HIM RUNT

- Oh its a flashback HE DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT IN THE LAST EPISODE THE FUCK HAPPENED?

- I dont remember Victor soundin like that either

- Oh its one of them nightmares again

- WHY IS HE STRAPPED TO THE BED N SURROUNDED

- Oh shit Logan's like Wade, breaks Xaviers mind whenever Xavier tries to look in

- Oh shit Logan's gone feral

- Good lord Beast can jump distances

- DID HANK GET A NEW VOICE ACTOR IVE NEVER HEARD HIM GROWL LIKE THAT

- Jean why are you in Logans room lookin through his shit

- Oh we goin back to Canada

- And its the weapom x shit, great

- Was that pic Jean was talkin about what triggered Logan's ptsd cause i feel like it might be

- I feel so bad for Logans voice actor his screaming sounds fuckin painful

- Hank startled Logan by showin up

- HANK CANT LET LOGAN FACE THIS ALONE

- Dawg thats such a metal fuckin phrase: "I got my bones here"

- Did the place just get abandoned once Logan ran off? Cause the helmet thing is still at the base

- Okay big Logan x Hank episode this'n

- Oh Logan's old car ITS STILL GOT THE KEYS WHAT

- Okay so now Sabretooth looks like a cat man

- OH HERES SABRETOOTH

- YES CREED HE IS A WEASEL HES A WOLVERINE

- Dude what, they were just fightin but they switched voices and now we're seein ehat happened with Sabretooth n Omega Red n Logans friends that got killed

- Also Sabretooth dont know nothin about the photo Logan got sent?

- Maverick, thats his name, we've been seein him occasionally

- OH MY GOD FOX N MAVERICK ARE ALIVE

- THE FUCK DID LOGAN DO??

- EH!!

- Ohhhhhh, everyone involved in the omega red thing got fucked brains

- OH MY GOD THEIR MEMORIES WERENT ACTUALLY REAL WHAT

- OH MY GOD SABRETOOTH INSULTS LOGAN AND PROCEEDS TO ALSO LOSE HIS SHIT

V: *seeing Logan destroy the diner set* |:D Hairy lil Fire Plug cant take it~ *looks over* WHAT THE..

- Oooh Victor backstory

- WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE THAT

- ALSO HIS DAD'S NAME WAS JEBEDIAH?

- WHAT FUCKIN WITCH HUNT IS THIS SHIT

- Ph my fucjin god i never wanna see Creed curled up voice breaking saying he'll be good that fuckin hurt

- Why does Maverick sound like that

- THE CABIN SCENE WAS A FUCKIN LIE??? THE SCENE WEVE BEEN SEEING OVER N OVER AGAIN

- OH MY GOD ITS THE TAPES

- Dude how the fuck you gonna reintegrate Creed n Maverick into society? Creed's literally a tiger man n Maverick looks like the offspring of RoboCop n Bumblebee

- DUDE SABRETOOTH LOOKS SO PALE WHAT THE FUCK

- Wait why does only Logan have the silver boots

- ALSO THEY PURPOSEFULLY GAVE EM EMOTIONAL TRAUMA AND FALSE MEMORIES DURING THE TRAINING THIS IS SOME FUCKED SHIT HOW DID THE GOVERNMENT FUND THIS?

- OH ITS THE TAPE SHOWIN SABRETOOTHS MUTATION

- DUDE IF LOGAN DIDNT ESCAPE, THE WORLD WOULDA BEEN IN MAJOR TROUBLE IF SABRETOOTH GOT THE ADAMANTIUM TREATMENT CAUSE OH FUCK

- Heheh, Runt

- VICTOR YOU DONT WANT METAL BONES

- Oh it showed everyone runnin out

- SABRETOOTH GOT GLOVES ON?? SO HES NOT COMPLETELY NAKED?

- Hehhehehe Logan's cowl hoodie <3

- Im still so confused about Victor is he wearing gloves is he not? What's happening

- LOGANS LIL FUCKIN STANCE AS THE DOOR OPENS GODDAMN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES LIKE ONE A THOSE SHORT PITBULL DOGS

- Fucking christ Victor is chatty n fulla complaints

- Good lord Hank waa super offended by Silver Fox callin him blue boy, apparently only Logan can call him that

- Is this tin can adamantium proof?

- Is Maverick french? Hes got an accent

- Nope hes German

- THERES LOGAN LATCHIN ON TO PEOPLE LIKE A KOALA

- Oh damn, perfect timing for that delusion from Sabretooth, he just straight tackles Talos n starts scratchin at whatever he can

- Why does Victor sound like that though??

- MAVERICK YOU BLEW OFF ONE OF HIS ROCKET NIPS MAN

- What just happened to Maverick?

- Right after Sabretooth calls the talos head an ashtray

- SMART MAN HANK BEIN A GENIUS AGAIN I LOVW HIM HES SO UNDDERATED

- Oh dear indeed NO WAIT YALLRE SAFE

- Lovers quarrel between Logan n fox, fuckin hell Fox you dont need to be so bitter about it

- Hank, why would Logan care about Sabretooth

- Hank you're autistic as fuck i do that advice thing too

- THERE'S THE THING LOGAN WAS TALKIN ABOUT CARVIN HIS N FOX'S NAME IN THE DOOR, Except its not a door its a tree BUT STILL AAA IT WAS RIGHT THERE

- THE FUCK MAN??

S4E17

- FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!!

- Oh dude i just know Logan hates bein in that room with yall while yallre singing, i fuckin Know his ears are hurtin

- Scott so cant fuckin sing GOOD PLEASE FUCKIN STOP ITS THE STARS ALIGNIN TELLIN YOU TO FUCKIN STOP SINGING

- Jubilee, he dont do holidays, go have Gambit n Kurt sing

- THANK YOU ROGUE FOR UNDERSTANDING, He straight up does noy partake in any holiday, weve seen that with Halloween

- SCOTT I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKIN AUTISTIC BRAIN DAMAGED ASS IF YOU SAY AS MUCH AS ANOTHER FUCKING WORD

- Good fucking lord, i know its cause yall live in a mansion and Xavier's rich but yall dont need a tree That fuckin big

- KITCHEN SCENE :DDD MASTERCHEF GAMBIT IN HIS RATATOUILLE GARB

- He fuckin h a t e s Jeans cooking, i dont blame him it probably takes like the definition of white people food

- HEY JEAN, ITS CALLED WHITE PEOPLE SHIT THAT ONLY YOU N SCOTT CAN SWALLOW

- JEAN WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST GAMBIT HELPING WITH THE FOOD? SO DEFENSIVE GODDAMN

- BITCH YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP COOKIN JEAN YOU MADE GAMBIT FUCK UP HIS CHEFS HAT

- AND ANOTHER PAN FELL ON HIM WHILE HE WAS DOWN THE FUCK MAN

- Oh my god what is Hank doing, sir what's the point in the apron if gravity's pullin it over yer chest?

- HES BREWIN DRINKS OH MY GOD THAT'S PERFECT

- Oh fuck we can see Gambit n Jean fighting in the kitchen on the cams

- Logans doin what he does best, lumberjack shit

- Xavier, you say together, but Hank's still in his lab, Logans off to do lumberjack shit, and Gambit n Jean are fightin over the food

- Storm backstory moment? Before she got so rudely interrupted by an explosion

- Oh wait everythings fine, Hank did a miscalculation

- He was tryin to make cranberry sauce n it blew up i love him so much

- Hey Logan, go to a bar, get some whiskey

- Dog im already upset for Logan seein the big ass crowd in the big ass store

- I love how understanding Storm is about Logan, she went n found an exit and went

S: There Logan, escape while you can

- AND HE WENT FUCKIN SPRINTIN

- HES FUCKIN SKATIN, Well it makes sense, hes Canadian

- I so feel like Logan would skate like a hockey player

- Oh the Morlocks stole an ambulance

- Hey Storm can you call off the blizzard?

- LEECH!! WHATS GOIN ON WITH LEECH

- Hey Logan, go chop some firewood at the mansion if you aint gonna help

- Hey Jubes, im pretty sure they're still struggling to even Make the dinner, you'll be fine

- YEAH CALLISTO

- Oh my god they got a lil charlie brown Christmas tree i love them so much

W: *lookin at the tree*

S: Wolverine.

W: Yeah, whaddaya want? |:<

- NO NOT LEECH

- I mean, at least Ape scavenged a whole lot out the ambulance

- FUCK YEAH GO APE!!

- Please tell me Leech lives

- DUDE WHY IS JEAN SO DEFENSIVE OVER HER COOKIN, REMY FLAVORED THE HAM AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES ABOUT TO SWAT HIM OUT THE KITCHEN WITH THE BROCCOLI

- THE FUCKIN HATRED WHEN SHE CALLED HIM A SWAMP RAT GODDAMN YOU DON'T NEED TO GO THAT FAR ITS JUST FOOD

- Scott over there bein a bystander

- Dude she fuckin threw the broccoli at him, it woulda hit the target if Scott n Rogue werent there

- Wait Scott's not bein a bystander hes keepin Jean under control

- Is this Leech's sister or something? She looks like the anime girl version of Leech n talks like him

- OH MY GOD LEECH IS SICK CAUSE HE WAS TRYIN TO BRING CHRISTMAS STUFF DOWN THE SEWERS

- THANK YOU HANK'S HERE

- I mean, hes blinkin, is that good?

- FUCK YEAH LEECH IS BACK

- Storm can we not, ohh shes givin back the title as leader cause Storm literally hasn't been down here til now

- FUCK YEAH CHRISTMAS SHIT

- Girldad Logan

- Oh god we're back to the kitchen and it already doesn't sound good

- YEAH JEAN, GAMBITS BEEN COOKIN FOR DAYS FOR THIS YOU BITTER BITCH

- Oh its cause Jubilee n the others are with the Morlocks

- WHY DO YOU LOOK SO SMUG OVER REMY NOT BEIN ABLE TO SERVE HIS FANCY FOOD

- This man nearly had a heart attack over hearin the words "warm it up"

- Hes so fuckin angry but i dont blame him he had to fight tooth n nail with Jean to let him fuckin cook

S4E18

- Oooh we got a 4 parter

- Why is apocalypse back i thought we sent him into space

- Is Warren doin okay? He was trippin last time we saw him

- Time travlers in Egypt

- AYYY IT'S FUCKIN CABLE HES BACK

- WAIT AINT THAT THE TREE BACKGROUND FROM S1E1 WHEN THE XMEN GOTTA INFILTRATE THE MUTANT REGISTRATION AGENCY BUILDING TO GET JUBILEE BACK?

- Apocalypse looks like a frog i feel like we need to mention that

- Wait were did Tyler n the animal lady n the not Colossus go?

- Cable hates snakes, he mentions just cause he has to press a button with a picture of a snake on said button

- Cable bbg pose moment, not unlike Scott

- NO WAIT HE TOOK THR COMPUTER CUBE THING FROM CABLE

- You callin Cable an insect cause you look like a frog?

- Bro why does he sound like Bane

- Is apocalypse havin a crisis?

- DAMMIT APOCALYPSE TELEPORTED OR SOMETHIN

- Wait why is the flashbsck to 1959 in bnw

- GREAT NOW BISHOP CANT GRT BACK TO HIS TIMELINE THANKS APOCALYPSE

- Oh Scott Jean wedding take 2

- MORPHS BACK AAAA N THEY'RE COPYING LOGAN'S MANNERISMS

- They're makin sure Morph aint fakin bein tje reverend again

- Logan is so upset Jeans with Scott but he wants her to be happy

- Yo can we see morph again its been so goddamn long

- AH YES THE CLASSIC SOUTHERN WEDDING TREATMENT TIEIN CANS TO THE CSR THANKS GAMBIT

- Well yeah cause Morph's here

- STORM YOU SPOKE TOO SOON

- THE NASTY BOYS

- PLEASE DONT KIDNAP MORPH AGAIN

- Nope they're just takin Scott n Jean

- I love George so much i love his design AUSSIE MAN VOICE AAAA

- HE SPEAKS!!!! VILE MAN

- So they just left Scott, alright then

- MORPH HAVIN A SIT??? POSSIBLY??

- Yeah they just left Scott

- Oh shit Logan gonna be fuckin A n g r y this episode

- They went through a portal

- Yeah cause they went through a portal

- WHY IS THAT BITCH HERE HE DONT DESERVE SHIT

- WHY IS HE BACK

- No really why is he back

- YEAH I WONDER WHY

- GEORGE

- IT FUCKIN GEORGE I LOVE GEORGE SO MUCH

- So where's Morph please tell me they're safe from Sinsiter

- Aussie man George

- HA GET FUCKED SINISTER YA BIG BITCH

- HA HE AINT GOT XAVIER

- Ohh, Jeans in the axis where Bishop was

- Oh that makes sense, Sinister's workin for Apocalypse, cool i only wanna see George n Morph

S4E19

- We back at Shi'Ar

- Dude how many siblings does Lilandra have?

- WHAT DOES HE WANT WITH ORACLE

- Lady if you're actin like this, you shouldn't deserve the crown

- Oh Apocalypse tryin to get the telepathics rounded up

- Sinister you don't deserve shit you fuckin eugenist

- Hi bishop been a while

- IS MORPH BACK AT THE TABLE FINALLY??? Or is it Jubilee

- Storm you gotta admit that lil joke of Gambits was kinda funny

- Oh its Jubilee, not morph, fuck

- Oh sick, Psylocke

- HEY IT WARREN, hes still archangel

- Warren can we not right now

- AGAINNCAN WE NOT RIGHT NOW EXACTLY THATS WHAT I MEAN

W: If ya happen to see a beautiful black haired mutant psychic, wake me up *starts to get comfortable about to nap while Shards on lookout*

- WARREN CAN YOU NOT SIMP FOR HER RIGHT NOW

- Well so much for havin Shard on lookout, Logan already heard the car Psylocke stole

- The fuck is Sabretooth doin here WHAT'S MYSTIQUE DOIN HERE

- Oh hi Logan

- And Victor is still as chatty as the Weapon x episode

- RUNT

- MAGNUS???

- Dude the amount of times i can say "look whos talkin" and it makes sense is alarming

- MAGNUS WHY DID YOU WRAP LOGAN AN ANCHOR CHAIN

- HES STILL ON THE ANCHOR CHAIN

- Hes not inside hes on the fucking boat wrapped in a chain

- REMY STOP BEIN SMUG NOW AIN'T THE TIME BUT YES ITS NICE TO SEE HIM TIED UP

- Oh now Sabretooth's tied with the chain

- IS MAGNETO WORKIN FOR APOCALYPSE!?? WHY THOUGH?? Oh for his wife

- SINISTER GOT VISION? Wait thats not Vision i dont know who that is

- HI CABLE

S4E20

- Kay so we back at the Axis with Bishop and Bender came back

- Cable n Tyler tryin to find either the Lazarus chamber or tbe time machine

- No wajt i think thats the time machine

- NOOO TYLER no wait hes fine hes stuck fightin off the restistance bots or whatever they're valled

- Tylers stuck on a ledge shootin at the bots

- Congrats Cable you made a fuckin turret from portal nevermind they ripped the doors open

- The fuvk sre those sounds?

- Long winded fuckin time machine goddamn

- Okay so Apocalypse caught on to Cable tryin to go back in time to nip the problem in the bud and now he transported Cable to the X Mansion?

- WHY IS THERE ONLY 3 PEOPLE HERE

- Hey Charles, Apocalypse is involved in all of thr kidnappings

- WHY IS ARCHANGEL HERE

- OH MY GOT THEY GOT SABRETOOTH LOCKED UP N FITTED WITH A BITE MASK

C: Youre too Stupid to plan this on your own. Who're you working for? 🫵

S: sSuck rocks pRetty bHoeh.. *sees logan* hHEhhghhhgr (the captions said growling)

- holy fuck why is warren standin like a cunt✨

- VICTOR GROWLS AGAIN AS SCOTT LEAVES

- OH NO NOT LOGAN TALKIN WITH VICTOR WE KNOW THAT DONT GO WELL

- LOGAN WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO

- Okay at least Logan was thinkin enough to lock the door first before he goes fight-fuck mode with Victor

- Oh okay theres everyone in the war room, minus Morph because why would they be included in an episode

- Oh fuck Warrens still hellbent on revenge on Apocalypse

- YEAH SCOTT THAT WAS LIKE ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS CABLE SAID WHEN HE GOT HERE

- CABLES TALKIN ABOUT HIM PROBABLY NEVER SEEING HIS SON AGAIN AND HERES LOGAN, FUCKIN DRAGGIN SABRETOOTH BY THE MANE, Im pretty sure he knocked Victor out cause he is Not moving

- HOLD THE FUCK ON MAN

- Also the irony of a father n son talking about a father probably never being able to see his son again, but this is like before Scott knows who Exactly Cable is

C: Theres More to this than Just him. *Straight up ready to fight his own son thats twice his size*

W: No, there isnt *drags in Victor by the mane* Sabretooth's workin for the guy. EveryBody might be.

B: I understood that he had Refused to talk.

W: he chAnged his mhind *fuckin flings victor into the room*

- Oh what changed your mind aboht that Charles, was it Cain? Cause last time you didnt give a shit about Sabretooth

- ALSO YEAH, CABLE'S HERE AND HES BASICALLY A MORE SERIOUS SOLDIER FROM TF2 HE'LL FORCE SHIT OUT IF HES GOTTA

- Oh Now we gotta stop Apocalypse for good

- VIC'S JUST ON THE FLOOR PANTIN BARELY CONCIOUS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED MAN

- Wait i thought Storm was staying

- I'm sorry but when did Jean get her suit, wasnt she in her wedding outfit when she got kidnapped?

- I feel like i know some of these people but also not

- Not the endgame /hj

- CAN WE NOT WITH THE LOGAN GRUNTING

- Hey question how do we get Archangel back to Angel, hes been like this for like 2 seasons

- Father son moment but minus the emotional part cause its Cable

- Yeah Hank we can worry about the new form of evil later, right now Apocalypse is tryin to like kill all the psychics or whatever his plan was, and he has Jean

- HOLY FUCK HANK IS STRONG

- Oh Apocalypse still has his four horsemen, and a new Death, because Archangel is fighting Against Apocalypse

- Gambit fancy flippy moves

- Sneef sneef moment

- YEAH SURE YA DO BUD

- YEAH CABLE TRUST THE WEASEL THAT CAN SNIFF OUT FROZEN CARCASSES NEXT TIME

- OH YOU THINK YOU FIGHTING METAL WITH FLESH IS A POOR TACTIC HANK??

- Yo Hank you don't need to hold the back of Cable's neck like that while you make sure he ain't seriously fucked

- DAMMIT IT AINT ACTUALLY APOCALYPSE IT WAS MYSTIQUE

- FUCK IT WAS A TRAP

- NO HES GOT XAVIER GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT

S4E21

- WAIT A SEC WHERES LOGAN PLEASE TELL ME HES FINE HE EASNT WITH THE OTHERS IN THE RECAP

- Hi Bishop n Bender, or not we went back to thr Apocalypse pyramid

- WHERES LOGAN WHERES THE WEASEL MAN

- WHERE THE FUCK IS LOGAN I DONT SEE HIM

- Ohhh so Xavier took precautions

- OH THERES LOGAN WHY IS HE HERE WITH THE PSYCHICS

- Dammit Cable

- Ohhh, Logan went with Xavier, that makes sense

- Bishop just fuckin toss him

- Please tell me Magneto finds out whats gonna happen with the psychics n says "oh fuck that ain't what i want" n ruins Apocalypse's plan cause said plan means his ex husband that he still loves will get hurt

- Apocalypse you dont deserve that final victory

- Apocalypse you look like a frog ain't nothin supposed to look like you

- OH MY GOD MAGNETO WORKED FOR APOCALYPSE SO HE COULD GET A WORLD WHERE MUTANTS RULE BUT APOCALYPSE FUCKIN LIED TO HIM

- Oh wait it wasnt a actually death it was Mystique siding with Magneto

- HAHAHAH APOCALYPSE GOT FLUNG THROUGH THE AXIS

- SINISTER FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NAUGHTY CHILDREN BULLSHIT YOU FREAK OF NATURE

- Sinister you eugenicist mother fucker i hate you so much you're so fucking weird (derogatory) and you actually fucking suck of course youd side with apocalypse

- Logans actually fuckin Shocked that Magneto aint kidding about destroying Magneto (05.22.25 edit: i think i meant "magneto destroying apocalypse" but this was so long ago and my notes are flooded with typos)

- FUCK OFF SINISTER WHERES GEORGE I ONLY CARE ABOUT HIM OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN GROUP

- AYYY HERES CABLE

- Oh my fuckin god its literally like Endgame what the fuck

- BISHOP COME ON YOU CAN HELP FIGHT APOCALYPSE OFF

- WAIT BENDER'S GOT A PART IN THIS??

- AYYY FUCK YEAH BISHOP

- YEAHHH BISHOP BROKE THE PSYCHIC RING THING

- FINALLY I GET TO SEE GEORGE

- Hey Logan someone's already workin on that

- FUCK YEAH THE ENDGAME GOT UNDONE

- Yes you will you should be denied Apocalypse you fuckin suck

- NO GEORGE I MISS YOU

- Oh great Cable annihilated Axis, Thankfully the fortress part was only Apocalypse's doing

- EVEN LOGANS CAUGHT ON TO CHERIK

- AGAIN NOT QUITE CHERIK MOMENT

- EMMA FROST???

- OH YEAH CAUSE HIS CHAMBER THING IS DESTROYED FUCK YEAH NO MORE APOCALYPSE FUVK YEAHH

- IM SORRY BENDER DID WHAT

- ACTUAL CHERIK MOMENT ALSO CHARLES LEGS WORKING???

- I love Cable hes such a guy whos just tired of everyones shit n just wants to go home

[bisexualize]

1-5, 18-21 :-)

song of the year?

according to spotify it was baggy jeans... but i think supernova by aespa. i listened to that so many times and it sent me on an aespa musical journey

2. album of the year?

probably walk by 127 because im predictable... and can't help myself changed me forever. but i also listened to aespa's drama album like 3 million times

3. favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year?

i didn't really listen to a lot of new music this year, but i started exploring fka twigs' discography

4. movie of the year?

i have never seen a movie in my entire life (i cant think of one rn...)

5. TV show of the year?

house md, did not even remotely come out this year but its MY show of the year cause i started watching it halfway thru the year when i had covid and i finished all 8 seasons like an insane person (s4 is the best)

18. a memorable meal this year?

i had some of the best kbbq ever in seoul with my friend. the meat was cooked over coals(?) and was so juicy and crispy.... and they had such good naengmyun there too. we literally went there twice in a row and i've been thinking about it ever since.... AUGH

19. what’re you excited about for next year?

GOING HOME!!!!! i cannot wait to escape the UK and go back to the west coast USA

20. what’s something you learned this year?

unfortunately the time will pass whether you do anything about it or not. also life transition is hard (duh)

21. what’s something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year?

literally the entire place of residence has changed, at the start of the year it was my dorm room which was actually wonderful (aside from the ants) but i had it all decorated so nicely and it was cute. now im in a room in my parents house temporarily its comfy but very boring. i miss all of my posters and decorations

[deutoplasmic]

now im thinking about tanuki s4 and mame and their turf war with kitsune 97-99 line,,, and your laundry shop is their declared neutral ground,,, questionable stains everywhere

LMAO I MEAN IT CHECKS OUT BC I THINK EVEN INI AND THEIR FAMILIES SHIP KIMUNISHI 😭 i mean if they dont want fengfan ill gladly take him-

YEA I GET YOU so many cpop boys use 儿话 and im stuck there squinting at the subtitles to see what they said 😭 AND OMG A FELLOW RAISINS ANTI LETS GO 🤝 and HDNDJD that makes sense tbh!! whatever gets the bills paid and keeps you well fed 😤

omg now that youve pointed out the koshin 周深 comparison,,, i cant unsee it omg,,, smol vocalists,,, also i find it funny how koshins name is 香信. 因为 whenever i watch their content where they have a challenge or mission. 我不相信他 LMAODJDKD (affectionate)

i dont usually make clothes 😭 its hard to justify it when my country is so hot. but i have some tank tops and a thin scarf for when i go to chillier countries!! other than that i mostly like plushies or keychains ^^

OMGJFKFJF DORK RIHITO,,, KICKING MY FEET RN hes such an awkward bean and i feel like his sister would give you all the material you want to tease him

omg you know TAN 😭 i never got into them in full because a SODA friend advised against it because they said it would just stress me out 😭😭 changsun is cute though. but if you’d like a nugu group recommendation. may i suggest hi-fi un!corn 👀 i love their vocalists. i might make another song recommendation list in a bit too hmm

oh my god you're so right magical realism au would be so cool.......... you're profiting big time AND get to enjoy the awkward moments when two of them come in at the same time and glare each other down but have to be cordial out of making a good impression on you............. they keep making backhanded comments about the other group to you so you get all perspectives of their squabble

OFC LOOOOOL transcends not only the fans but the family as well 🤣 i mean. so real. let's go

YEAH im not built for it. but also i feel like i lose 80% of my chinese skills whenever engaging in smth not involved with my parents .... 😰 BUT YES you get it omg 🤝🤝🤝

YOURE RIGHT LIL GUY VOCALISTS i'm pretty sure 周深 is shorter than me or smth too.... OK. I HAD TO LAUGH AT THE PUN. reading japanese people's names in chinese is a necessary skill i think

omg wait are you part of the region where winter is basically a pipe dream and humidity is an everyday situation 😰 it is so funny to me how you classify thin scarf and TANK TOP (!!!!!!!!) as clothing for colder countries LOOOOOL. ok but anigurumi is so cool its just so much effort bc you have to do a bunch of singles 😔 my respect 😔 i'm sure they turn out super cool though!!!!!!!!!

as an older sister i can totally vouch for the giving blackmail photos. and it would be so funny. let him have a breather he's not good at this 🤣

yes..... du du du .... heartbeat ...... hypertonic (!!!!!!) ...... all so good...... i never really got into the group itself but i always listened to their comebacks 🙏 also sorry but what is a SODA. the only soda i know is soft drink lmfao .........

WAIT IVE HEARD OF THEM!!!!!!! they're fnc ent's latest bg band right?? haven't listened to any of their songs yet but i'll go spin their title tracks!!

[castlebyersafterdark]

music anon, hello again! i ADORE that your sister was/is such a positive influence in your life. mine too! sad about the brothers though... not to be a prying cliche but it sounds like you had a big family who were into southern/american music? country isnt really a popular thing here in the uk but i can see it being a staple for life in the midwest/southern states of the us. i really hope these memories arent connected to anything bad re: your sexuality :(

your partner being into old folk rock tho... james taylor? joni mitchell? if so, i appreciate him even more than i already do for making you so happy hehe

'Chill in attitude. High strung soul.' - you ARE will byerrrrrrrrssssss <333

yeah s4 did music so well. i cant wait for s5. i really wanna know more of mike's taste in music. it would add so much to the byler lore. is he a retro synth guy like the spotify playlists suggest??? i really feel like he is a synth nerd <3 we already know dustin loves weird al lmao!!! and please do example a lofi song you hate if you can think of one, i'm curious

Shout out to sisters!! I love mine so much - she got me into fandom stuff, too. The quintessential cool nerd, but I never quite managed the cool part like she did haha. And hmm. Yeah. Complicated relationships re: family. The 'rents are mostly cool now. I love my sister and I'm close with one brother. I don't speak to the others much. 🙄 I think that says what it needs to.

And 💙 is just so ahhhh. He's gotten me into his old man music and I'm honestly glad for it. So, spot on. He's such a wallflower and I am ridiculous and I think our musical tastes being so opposite is cool since it's allowed us to branch out together. I'm so into CSNY and Fleetwood Mac now from him. And I'm proud I got that man to absolutely vibe with Dua Lipa since she's a big faaaave 😊

I am DESPERATE for anything more about Mike. I need to know if those spotify lists were accurate, who made and approved them??? New wave and synth is great for Mike! It's got such good queer undertones while still being a little dorky and nerdy?

Ok, I pulled up some playlists and artists I consider the sound style of music that's popular right now that I'm not about: Bille Eilish, Cigarettes After Sex, Glass Animals, Tame Impala, Sufjan Stevens, this or this. I think lofi is a specific type of music actually, and I'm just not into the softly sung, sounds like you'd play it over a slow mo video of a car driving up the PCH, a lot of people probably like listening to it high but I've tried that and it's even worse, kinda music vibes. Hahaha. Something is very wrong with me.