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meenaxskz · 3 months ago

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when he gets sick (maknae line)

ot8 reactions-drabbles | bf!skz x reader au genre: crack warnings: language a/n : i'm sorry i didn't mean for it to come so late after the hyung line sniff... but it was hard to come up with different new plots for each members. hopefully it's okay ! hyung line | ✧ maknae line

han

you find him dramatically starfished across the couch looking like he’s been defeated by a single sneeze. tissues everywhere. hoodie halfway on. hair sticking up. he sees the cough syrup and immediately goes “oh no. not today, satan.” you’re already tired and you haven’t said a word yet. “han jisung. you are sick. take. the. medicine.” “i already took medicine!” “no you didn’t.” “i took homeopathic medicine.” “…you sniffed Vicks and drank orange juice.” “AND I FELT EMOTIONALLY HEALED.” you squint. he sniffles. “don’t look at me like that, you judgmental nurse from hell.” you walk over. he backs up into the corner of the couch. “you’re gonna have to sedate me” he whispers. “because I’m not drinking that purple demon piss.” “it’s not even bad...” “then you drink it!!” “I’M NOT THE ONE MAKING DYING GOOSE NOISES IN THEIR SLEEP.” jisung makes a tiny offended gasp “I was wheezing cutely!” “you sounded like a haunted vacuum cleaner.” he slaps a tissue to his chest. “my own lover… turned against me…” you hold up the spoon. he crosses his arms“no.” you sigh. you text chan. you hold the phone up so jisung can see the message: “if han jisung doesn’t take his meds in 5 minutes, i’m sending you the ‘meow meow sick boy’ compilation i’ve been collecting since 2022.” jisung stares in horror. “you kept archives??” “i am the FBI.” he mutters something about fake girlfriend and capitalism but opens his mouth. you pour the syrup in. he gags like you just poisoned him. “I CAN FEEL MY SOUL DYING I SEE THE LIGHT.” “that’s the kitchen light, dumbass.” you give him a juice box. he slurps it aggressively. “…i still get cuddles though, right?” “only if you don’t fake your death again.” he nods. “deal.” bonus: later that night, he’s fully passed out on your lap, warm from meds, holding your hand. you go to grab your phone, and he sleep mumbles: “…don’t post the meow meow archive… the people can’t know…” you smirk. too late.

felix

you’re standing in the living room, folding towels, living your boring domestic life in peace when you hear the softest, most suspiciously sweet little voice behind you go... “baby…” you already know. your soul leaves your body. you turn. he’s standing there in a hoodie three sizes too big, looking like he’s never committed a crime in his life (like most people???) “…what.” “c’mere” “why?” “just. c’mere.” you blink. you take one step forward. he immediately collapses into your arms. “i’m so tired…” “you slept eleven hours.” “mhmm.” you try to walk but he's wrapped around you. “felix i literally can’t fold towels with you hanging off me like that” “don’t need towels. need love.” you freeze. “…did you just say that out loud.” “i’m in my soft arc.” he looks up at you, full puppy eyes, lips slightly pouty. “can i sit in your lap while you do stuff?” “i'm not a fucking booster seat” he climbs into your lap anyway. man is built like a cat with separation anxiety. “pet me.” “felix” “pet. me.” so now you’re sitting there one handed folding laundry while your very adult boyfriend purrs into your hoodie and mumbles things like “you smell like safety.” and “you’re my lil mommy bear.” “okay nope. absolutely fucking not.” “my milky wuvy” “I’M GETTING THE SPRAY BOTTLE.” you try to push him off, he clings harder. “if you unlatch me, i’ll cry. real tears. emotional damage. 2007 trauma unlocked.” you freeze. “…why 2007.” “i watched Bridge to Terabithia and i’ve never been the same.” he pulls out the big guns. eyelash flutter. pout. baby voice. “can you scratch my back while i fall asleep and then play with my hair and tell me i’m special and maybe also feed me snacks?” you stare. “…do you wanna be babied or adopted.” “both.” bonus: 30 minutes later, you’re handfeeding him popcorn on the couch, scratching his back, while he lays across your lap you mutter, “you’re so fucking spoiled.” he smiles sleepily. “and yet… so adorable.” you don't deny that...

seungmin

you walk into the living room with medicine and warm tea, and he doesn’t even look up from the couch. just sniffs dramatically and says, “look who finally decided to check on the dying.” “seungmin. it’s been 6 minutes. i went to boil water.” he shrugs. “a lot can happen in 6 minutes. i could’ve passed away. joined the spirit realm. you wouldn’t even know.” you stare. he stares back, wrapped in the blanket like a bitter old man with grudge. “here” you hand him the tea. “…you think this will fix me?” “it’s ginger and honey.” “oh perfect. can’t wait to taste warm regret.” you sit next to him. he immediately leans just slightly away. “don’t get too close. i’m diseased. like a stray dog” “you’re being dramatic.” “i’m being accurate. my lungs sound like wet socks.” he coughs once. loudly. then looks at you like it’s your fault. “this is what happens when i go outside. i told you. the air is trying to kill me.” “you were at a café for fifteen minutes” “and now i’m paying the price for socializing.” he sips the tea. pauses. “…okay fine. this is kinda nice.” you smirk “wanna cuddle?” he slowly turns to you with a blank stare “…i’m infectious.” “yeah, but you’re also cute.” he scoffs. “disgusting. go date someone with a normal immune system.” you kiss his cheek. he doesn’t react, but his ears go red.he mutters under his breath, just loud enough for you to hear: “…love you too, idiot.” bonus: he wakes up from a nap on your lap, eyes barely open, voice raspy as hell. “did you cheat on me while I was unconscious.” you blink.“…what?” “you were scrolling suspiciously fast.” “i was on pinterest.” “mhm. planning your next relationship, probably.” you snort. “i was looking at soup recipes for you, dumbass.” he pauses.“…did you save any good ones?”

i.n

he’s laying on the bed, flushed, sniffling, and looking like a hot mess. literally. fever at 100.7. eyes glassy. shirtless. he sees you walk in with medicine and a cold compress and immediately grins. “baby…” he rasps. “no.” “you don’t even know what I was gonna say.” “you were gonna say something disgusting and then try to kiss me with your sick ass mouth.” “…okay yeah but in my defense i’m very charming when i’m near death.” you sigh, placing the medicine down. he props himself up, blinking slowly. yep. he’s trying to flirt through actual respiratory distress “come here. i wanna kiss you…” “jeongin you’re going off to blow your nose.” he pouts, genuinely offended. “so what, you don’t wanna make out with your sexy little plague rat of a boyfriend??” “correct.” “wow. coward behavior.” he starts crawling toward you like a zombie but sexy??? his voice drops an octave,still congested, and he gives you his best sultry stare. “c’mon, baby. don’t you wanna… sweat together?” “…what the actual fuck.” you dodge when he leans in to kiss you. he stops mid air. “did you just. DODGE me.” “yes because you’re sweating and breathing like darth vader and tried to lick my face five seconds ago” “THAT WAS LOVE LANGUAGE” he throws himself back on the bed. “i can’t believe this. rejected in my time of need.” you toss him the cold compress “cool your horny little forehead.” he mumbles under his breath while placing it on his face“if i die tomorrow, just know it was the heartbreak that got me, not the virus.” bonus: you go to check if he fell asleep. he lifts the compress just enough to say: “you still think i’m hot though, right?” you raise a brow. “…sick hot.” he smirks. “i’ll take it.”

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wuishu · 1 year ago

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Hamzah yapping (II): Compilation

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Hamzah being this bad boy but sweet dynamic and Y/n being a caring person with a little attitude, who couldn't adore them. With the paring, no one could separate them.

People were finding more compilations about them, and seeing them more together it was bound to make more. The viewer's favorite compilation is titled: “Hamzah Being Obsessed for his girlfriend for 20 Minutes”

The first clip was in Y/n’s small youtube account, her being busy in life, she couldn't upload consistently, but she uploaded a barely edited vlog video with Hamzah. It was about changing each other's wardrobe.

“I bet this would be good on you, Hamzah” You showed the shirt to the camera, as he stayed still, “Try it on babe.”

“This is so ridiculous. I'm not doing that” You flipped the camera as you showed the camera a puppy look that Hamzah couldn't say no to. He took the shirt you were holding. He kissed you on the lips, as you smiled

“You're thankful that I love you,” He said. The video cut off, and you showed the viewers Hamzah’s new fit. “See, guys, he can be a fashion icon.”

“I found something you can wear,” he said as he hid it to his back, “And what's that?”

He showed it to the camera, and it was a revealing dress that would hug your curve, “Oh my god, what is that?”

He smiles and takes your phone to let you change into the dress, he hands you the dress, “You're actually serious?”

“UH huh!” he said like a little kid, and you rolled your eyes. You walked into a dresser, and he flipped the camera to his face

“Goodness gracious, mama Mia.” He saw you looking shy as he showed the viewers what you looked like. “Let's buy it”

“No, it's too expensive, babe”

“I'll pay for it! Come on, let's pay for it. Good lord, I can't wait for what’s under that dress”

You laughed, “You haven't even changed into your shirt!”

The next clip was a tiktok video on Hamzah’s profile. Martin and him wanted to “jokingly” show their fit like one of those tiktok boys, but their fit is ridiculous. Hamzah wearing an “I HEART MY GIRLFRIEND”

“This pants, thrifted. This shirt? Stole it. This watch?” Hamzah’s voice switches from manly to sweet. “Given to my girlfriend, who I love so much, I love you, babe, and I can't wait to see you. Shout out to my girlfriend.” The cameraman slowly walked away, and Hamzah followed the camera like a weirdo.

The video switches to little gameplay as you were in, as they played Roblox. You wanted to play Roblox with them, so you set up a little gaming computer to play at.

“I’m here, I'm here!” Hamzah jumped up and down as you followed him. Hamzah could see you slowly running. Martin is trying to become a barista in Brookhaven.

“How do you adopt kids here?” Hamzah said, as he took the stroller and tried to kidnap a recently logged-in character.

“You type, Abc for a kid I can adopt.” Hamzah and Martin could hear your clanky keyboard typing. You waited for a bit for someone to respond.

“Hamzah you can't be my kid, get outta my stroller,” you said as you unequipped the thing. “Goo goo gaa gaa, I want breastmilk, mommy,” the ‘WHAT?’ sound effect played

“Woah what?” Martin stopped playing, as you also froze. Hamzah laughed at what just happened.

In the next clip, it was an instagram story where you showed what you and Hamzah do in your own house.

Both of you were watching a movie. Both of you were lying down and showed what movie you were watching. You flipped the video to the front and can see Hamzah loving the place where he rests his head on your breasts. You caress your free hand to his curly hair

“Look at this stupid cat,” you said as Hamzah looked at your phone, he kissed your neck

“Meow,” Hamzah mocked purring like a cat. You were trying not to laugh.

The next clip was an OOC podcast about how they met you and Mandy. “I met Y/n, in college, she was one of those rowdy girls but once you get to know her, she's a nerd. I remember asking her on a date, and she said no.”

He laughed but continued, “But I kept asking her until she got tired of saying no, and we had a great time, which led to today, so yeah…”

“AND! I forgot I used to have this huge crush on her, but I was too scared to talk to her, so I told one of my friends to send her a letter.”

“Wow, so you pushed her into going on a date with you? That's such crazy behavior you did,” Martin said as Hamzah smug. “You can say I got that begging rizz”

The next clip is the recent video, where they show what's inside their bag. Hamzah showed a shirt that was too bright for Hamzah’s usual shirt colors. “My girlfriends shirt, which was recently worn, I can still smell her”

“Dude gross” Martin said as he held the black belt that was recently from his bag. “It's not gross, when I miss my significant other, I bring something to remind me of her. That's all.” He was trying to find something inside his bag. And he pulled out a cute plushie

“Like this one, Y/n gave me this for my birthday.” He shook the plushie and showed it to the camera. It was a beige bear that had a green knitted shirt.

The video switched to a new clip. It was another video from your small channel. You and Hamzah were just playing an old horror single-player game, and the youtube video title was ‘Playing Old Horror Games’. Both are in the same place as where Hamzah usually records when he and martin play their Fortnite gameplay.

“Okay, fuck, marry, kill. YouTubers Edition,” Hamzah said as he tried to disturb Granny.

“Hmm, I’d kill Jake Paul, ‘cause he’s a Paul, I guess.” You looked puzzled as you tried to rack your brain. “Fuck, jimmy Beast, and marry… Flamingo?”

“WHAT?” Hamzah was shocked at your response, and you looked at him confused. “That's the game, right? Or am I wrong?”

He paused the game and looked at you. The look of defeat was plastered on his face. “I’m a youtuber…” he mumbled as he placed both hands on your cheek. “I’m sorry, Hamzahhh”

“Lemme, answer it again.” You act like you were thinking again. “Kill the Paul brothers. Fuck, Hamzah from the slushy noobz. And marry Hamzah from the out of character podcast.”

“Aww, well, my answer would be… fuck, marry, and kill you.” you laughed, “Why kill me?”

“Well, I want you all to myself, so I'm killing you”

“If I end up gone, arrest him” You looked at the camera as you pointed at him. He looked surprised like he did not say something crazy.

The next clip is another mukbang, but they decided to cook their food to eat, and they brought you to the supermarket to know which one to buy and which not to. You were checking the spices as you tried to find what matched the other.

“We bought, chicken. We bought milk and vegetables. Because we are making — What are we making, Y/n?”

“We are making chicken curry” You showed the curry powder. He nodded “Curry!”

“Where the hell is the gingers? We need them” You said as Hamzah let go of the cart and left Martin. “I can help you find it”.

You hummed and agreed to his offer.

“Yeah, let's go,” He said as he held his hands like he was waiting for your hand to intertwine. You clapped your hand and held his hand tight. While you were walking, Hamzah was jumping in his every step.

Martin flips the camera so that the viewers can see his disgusted face. “Bunch of PDA in this market guys, not good. They need to be put down.”

(Sorry this took so long to finish, i forgot abt this. Pls give me some ideas 🙏)

#hamzahthefantastic x reader #hamzah x y/n #hamzah x reader #hamzah imagines

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cakeradio · 1 year ago

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Close For Comfort: A List of Nine Low Stakes Audio Dramas

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I think the phrase “the show about nothing” has gotten a bad rep. I’m not even just referring to Seinfeld that coined the phrase (or at least, it pops up first if you type it into Google), but the entire genre of laid back, carefree shows that rely on day-by-day situations, slightly less orthodox versions of linear storytelling, and threads of comedic undertones.

For a strictly Western audience this perhaps could mean Seinfeld, for my fellow anime fans it’s Lucky Star, and for audio drama fans… well, that answer can vary.

There’s a certain power in catharsis, in familiar routines in different worlds, in the averageness that only a long day in the vegetable farm, working at a pet store, or baking goods can bring. And I think podcasts are the most logical step forward to really tackling that immersive simulation.

Today I'm talking about the breezy romances, friendly atmospheres with future friends, and comedy cushioned by the zany yet human characters working part-time jobs and sharing meals with loved ones. It takes a special skill to see art in the mundane and weave it into something truly whimsical and I’ve compiled a few that embody that coziness to an absolute T (I’m actively fighting the temptation to say “tea” instead).

These shows all come in very different packages, some a little spicier than others, but all make for an easy going pastime that relies solely on good vibes, lighthearted humor, and simple plots that may help those stressed out during the trials of a new year to find a moment of calm.

Greenhouse

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰

From Atypical Artists, the same people who brought you The Bright Sessions, Greenhouse is stuff of any fanfic writers’ flower shop AU dreams. Told almost entirely through exchanged letters between bookworm Abigail Adams and homebody Rose Green, Greenhouse is a sapphic love story for wallflowers everywhere that spend a little too much time browsing the stationary in their local Hallmark.

Together, the two confide in each other the family struggles and the stresses of work with a raw openness that will have you yearning for your own pen pal.

It’s cute yet grounded in that special way only the folks of Atypical Artists can master with a featherlight yet razor sharp approach to the human experience. Greenhouse is the perfect, awkward romance told through a brief hour or so that tells us about the importance of human bonds and communication and gives the introverted, shyer folks in the audience hope for their own not-so-long distance romance.

2. Community Cat News

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰✰✰

As far as silly, slice of life shows go, this is as silly and slice of life as it gets. Told entirely through the perspective of neighborhood cats, Community Cat News gives a voice to the meowing majority, peering into the lives of what our favorite little balls of fluff are up to when we aren’t looking.

Think The Secret Life of Pets but pushed through the filter of a morning talk show, weaving discussions about hairballs and partially opened fridge doors the way we humans would discuss the weather.

Community Cat News is a bizarre concept given life through its authenticity and sheer dedication to its gimmick, fully embracing its naïveté and endearing curiosity of felines. If one could compress cute cat videos into podcast form, this is definitely the way to do it.

3. StarTripper!!

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰✰

Go on a road trip through the cosmos, see what happens. That’s the short version of StarTripper!!, a heartfelt and exceptionally fun and surprisingly emotional space comedy that’s a bit of Wander Over Yonder meshed with Jim Robbie and the Wanderers. The sheer enthusiasm of Ian McQuown as protagonist Feston Pyxis is enough to carry a whole episode, but pair him with some strong world building and exceptional comedy and you get a lighthearted joyride into the stars.

Like going on your own intergalactic road trip, StarTripper!! is abundant with exotic locations, exciting cultures, and the fascinating people that live there.

The folks on the StarTripper!! crew have a full swarm of travel bugs, tickle our noses with cabin fever, and seduce us with wanderlust in a way I’ve rarely ever heard in audio drama.

4. Mars’ Best Brisket

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰✰✰

It’s really the simplicity and quaintness of Mars’ Best Brisket that inspires this fluttery, warm feeling inside me like bread rising in an oven. The ambitions of the protagonists, a loving Earth couple with big dreams in the big depths of space, are just so simple in a setting that would normally be the backdrop to a far more complicated space opera, and yet Mars’ Best Brisket is as mellow as it gets.

Mars’ Best Brisket is a very short listen but it’s certainly as long as its niche idea needs to be. Like a good meal, Ponders Productions created a show that is short, satisfying, and will leave you asking for seconds.

5. Life With LEO(H)

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰

“This is kinda like the plot of Chobits,” is the first statement that came to mind when protagonist Jeanine Bell finds LEO(h), a Loving, Empathetic, Optimistic, and (h)elpful android stashed away in her apartment.

Another riveting romance from Atypical Artists, Life With LEO(H) has a compelling main couple on top of weaving a fascinating atmosphere with its scientifically advanced future society. The year is 2421 and the world is brimming with artificial intelligences which, while a great advantage to humans, loads up the plate of the already overworked Jeanine, a robotics intelligence lawyer.

And with this sudden sexy suprise left less at her doorstep as in her house, she’s wrapped up in her own legal and emotional conundrum.

The titular LEO(h)’s ditzy nature alone is what gives this show its cozy charm–think WALL-E but with a six-pack, think Kronk but running on batteries–and his actor Maximilian Koger is absolutely nailing the lovingly eager to please Golden Retriever energy.

Life With LEO(H) may have a sci-fi legal drama in the background, but it's the cute human-android shenanigans and the colorful people they meet along the way that makes it a very funny ride. Atypical Artists is absolutely on a roll with these adorable love stories and this show along with Greenhouse certifies its place as a romcom frontrunner.

6. What Can I Get Started For You?

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰✰

What’s the point of mentioning a flower shop setting without a coffee shop setting? Anyone who's been caught in the grind of grueling morning shifts, nagging customers, and lunch rushes will find a lot of catharsis in Kelsey Harper’s What Can I Get Started For You?, a slice of life comedy from Lucky Doll Productions about four baristas and their day to day shenanigans in a New York coffee shop.

The leads Miranda, Charlie, Kate, and Andrew are as funny as they are relatable as they battle pesky flies, charm health inspectors, or host talent shows with the grand prize being a day off. What Can I Get Started For You? is the kind of down-to-earth, sarcastic work comedy that will have you feeling weirdly nostalgic about your days behind the counter, or at least the friendships you may have formed there.

7. Fawx & Stallion

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰

Fawx & Stallion is a British mystery comedy that manages to be a homage and yet a middle finger to the adventures of Sherlock Holmes and John H. Watson, more specifically from the two detectives that live in the same building as them.

The events in and around 224B aren’t always exactly ideal if slightly vulgar, but one can’t ignore the slice of life, small-town energy that the show embodies with a very British charm and less the passive aggression of Dear Bastard than aggressive-aggression.

This is a show of petty and trivial problems being solved by petty and trivial leads and Fawx & Stallion’s fast wit is what shapes this into such a fun mystery-comedy. Though to its core it’s a precautionary tale about the trappings of jealousy, you’ll find Fawx’s desire for the spotlight weirdly relatable.

Sometimes it’s solving mysteries, sometimes it’s discussing crimes over brandy and tea, but it’s always hilarious back and forth banter with an outstandingly fun cast of characters. Anyone who has a taste for Wooden Overcoats and Victoriocity with just a pinch of The Amelia Project won’t just find Fawx & Stallion a relaxing time, but a funny one.

8. THE INFINITE NOW

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰

THE INFINITE NOW is a different flavor of comfort for those who like a little psychedelic, freeform poetry with their downtime. I’ve given a lot of love to Richard Penner’s experimental speculative fiction show before, but even to this day, the twenty-five episodes of this time traversing, psychosexual space march through Saṃsāra neatly packaged in neon colored existentialism still has that same ring to it.

Transmissions from the narrator the Time Scanner give this show a very unique edge that’s uplifting one moment and an introspective lucid dream the next. If your type of relaxation leans less into coffee shops, cat cuddling, and flower shopping and more into lava lamps in pitch black rooms listening to a Pink Floyd vinyl after a grueling shift at Spencer’s, then I’ve got just the thing.

9. Standard Docking Procedure

Coziness Level: ✰✰✰

If your favorite parts of Wolf 359 and EOS 10 were the characters going about their daily lives, confiding in each other, and getting into petty squabbles, or you just really got invested in Hardspace: Shipbreaker, then Standard Docking Procedure is just that. Creator Gavin Gaddis takes all the things you love about sitcom tropes and questions just how they would work in a sci-fi world.

Standard Docking Procedure isn’t just cozy in its mundane nature but its full exploration of its core gimmick–full time jobs, but make it sci-fi. Pseudopolis Station may be a massive, expensive space station inhabiting what used to be Earth’s citizens, but you’ll be viewing working there as any old customer service job complete with unrealistic deadlines, nagging customers, and, above all, the unlikely friendships you form along the way.

When it comes to picking out a comfort podcast it’s truly in the eye (ear?) of the beholder. Maybe you find the classy atmosphere of The Amelia Project soothing despite its grim subject matter.

I used to enjoy the Kafkaesque black comedy The Meat Blockade, a chaotic and thoroughly unpredictable dive into artistic insanity before I went to bed because I feel there’s an undeniable draw to the night life in a big city. Hadron Gospel Hour, is an eccentric sci-fi drama that pays homage to Back to The Future among other eighties classics, but is just too fun and packed with this lovingly nerdy energy for it to not laugh my problems away.

Upon researching and then writing this, my mind travels back to a couple years ago where that virtual barber shop audio went viral on Tumblr. Because fifteen years ago, that kind of binaural sound was this groundbreaking discovery implemented into ASMR we didn’t even know was ASMR.

Maybe you were invested because of the technical prowess on display or maybe you found some sort of nostalgia or comfort in getting a free haircut from a friendly barber.

Would I qualify slice of life as its own audio drama genre? Maybe, but I feel as audio drama fans that it's time we acknowledge the appeal of the low narrative stakes, slice of life fiction.

This isn’t as much a genre in itself as it is an overlapping comfy quilt that finds its way on top of fictional settings here and there. I’d say your own special brand of calm, collected audio time or maybe add another patch to the quilt yourself.

if you want to support my writing, cake radio has a ko-fi and patreon in need of funds to keep this bakery open. thank you for reading and stay sweet.

#life with leoh #greenhouse #community cat news #atypical artists #standard docking procedure #what can i get started for you?#mars' best brisket #the infinite now #fawx & stallion #podcast #audio drama #podcake #cake radio

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h0wdidig3there · 2 months ago

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to anyone who is making any kind of ras fanfic or putting him in anything do not make him purr tigers cannot purr however they can chuff if you don’t know what that is look it up look up Tigers chuffing it’s adorable. Also they don’t meow they moo they sound like a cow and don’t make him scared of water, tigers love water most good zoos that have tigers also have water in their exhibit that is deep enough to swim in I say this because it is clear to me that most of you do not know much about tigers from how many fanfics I’ve seen that make him purr but never chuff and as someone with an obsession for animals, it would make my day to eventually see a fanfic where he actually behaves like an actual tiger instead of just a normal house cat in fact I dare you to watch a compilation of tigers just existing because one it will make your day and two you will now know exactly how a tiger behaves and it will make the fanfic automatically better than most of the others that are currently out there

tldr stop making ras purr tigers are unable to purr go with chuffing instead it makes it way better

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago ras #lord ras #ras x lloyd #lloyd x ras #ras ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago dragons rising

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dragon-mantis · 5 months ago

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i watched joeys empires a while ago and i really think more people should its awesome and criminally underrated

some of my favorite things from his series:

the sheer amount of times he says some variation of "suffer for the sins you have committed" is unreal (heres a 5 minute long compilation. im pretty sure this isnt even all of them)

some other joeyisms: he calls every passive mob miss mama, calls at least one cat "kitty cat girl meow meow" (the rest of them he just calls kitty-girl), and calls ghasts "ghastly girls"

the convolutedness of the tiger blood princes love life (basically he had a betrothed (the lost empire princess), but she switched with another villager princess and the pauper style. the new lost empire princess cheated on him with another random villager and ran away with him. this ended up being okay because the tiger blood prince turned out to be gay and fell in love with his iron golem bodyguard. yes really)

has a cat named after his real life cat (sakura) who hangs out with him while he plays

constantly spawns into crimson forests prior to xornoths appearance, which i think is really funny

speaking of xornoth, the blue corruption thing. ohhh i could go on about this forever. joey finishes his water temple and asks xornoth if hed be willing to do blue corruption to match the color scheme. xornoth just kinda stares at him and then leaves. a couple episodes later, xornoth shows up (on his own, which is notable bc he usually doesnt come to the lost empire unless joey summons him or he needs something) and says he wants to show joey something. and. he put blue corruption around joeys water temple. gah it makes me insane, because he didnt need to do that. he chose to. because joey asked him to. and like, you could make the arguement that it could have been for manipulation, except that joey was so head over heels that hed do anything that xornoth said anyway, so it would be a waste of time and resources. and also. post putting-xornoth-in-the-crystal, joey goes around the lost empire removing all of the corruption, and he leaves the blue corruption. it stays the rest of the series. they make me ill

hes also got a shrine to xornoth in the basement of his enchanting room that nobody knows about except sausage and maybe shelby. its where he puts the crown

his hair is short, and thus unable to be twirled around his fingers while flirting. does this stop him? no. no it does not. he twirls his headphone cord instead

when he dies at the end of his series (from falling off his temple) there is a compilation of him and xornoth frolicking around, holding hands, getting married, and blowing things up together (xornoth places the tnt and joey uses a flint to light it. #couple goals)

this is getting long but i need to share that in season 2 pirate joe can telepathically communicate with pigs. this is extremely important to the plot. he does this with lizzies council member pig and as hes leaving she asks why it doesnt talk to her like that, so i think we can conclude that this is just a him thing

he is such a loserboy. this is the most important thing. hes got that pathetic swag

anyway go watch joey empires 👍

#empires smp #joey graceffa #nickels talkin #hes my new special little guy i fear

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metalbvcky · 10 months ago

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Stucky Reclist | Summer Reading Bingo

This summer I made it a goal of mine to read several fics, like library reading challenges as a kid, and four months later I made a blackout! I’ve compiled all the works together with links, ratings, tags, and word counts. Each fic contains different genres/tropes/AUs and authors with various abilities of weaving their words.

Thanks to @ficreadingchallenge for hosting this event!

Meow | Teen+ | 4,372 (1/1) | leveragehunters

Square #1: pets Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Magical Realism, Cats, Ghosts, Happy Ending

23 Reasons I Want to Marry Steve Rogers | Gen | 764 (1/1) | FanFicAddict7

Square #2: remix fic pair Tags: No Plot/Plotless, Remix, Marriage Proposal, buzzfeed article, Journalist Bucky, Fluff

in the morning i'll be sober and you'll still be mine | Teen+ | 2,240 (1/1) | mcwho

Square #3: author's oldest fic Tags: Drunken Confessions, Kissing, Shameless Steve Rogers, Light Angst

What We Overheard | Mature | 2,015 (1/1) | Defiler_Wyrm

Square #4: secret relationship Tags: World War II, Period-Typical Homophobia, Secret Relationship, Bottom Bucky Barnes, Top Steve Rogers, Mentions of Historical Racism

Who we are | Explicit | 6,186 (4/4) | Late_to_party_81

Square #5: multichapter fic Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, Beefy Bucky Barnes, Daddy Kink, Daddy Dom Steve Rogers, Sub Bucky Barnes

Painterly | Explicit | 8,463 (1/1) | avintagekiss24

Square #6: high school/college AU Tags: Gratuitous Smut, Bottom Bucky Barnes, Top Steve Rogers, Artist Steve Rogers, Alternate Universe - College/University, Jock Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates

finding our way back | Mature | 40k+ (series of oneshots) | brambleberet

Square #7: part of a challenge or event Tags: Domestic Discipline, Spanking, Dom Steve, Sub Bucky

when and where our eyes meet | Explicit | 2,518 (1/1) | luninosity

Square #8: happy ending Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied Sexual Contact

now we’re cookin’ with gas | Explicit | 7,103 (1/1) | angeleyeavenue

Square #9: slow burn Tags: Alternate Universe - Restaurant, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Chef Bucky Barnes, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers

Dream Daddy | Explicit | 108,071 (29/29) | JBankai89

Square #10: longfic (>25000 words) Tags: Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy Steve, Sugar Baby Bucky, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Age Difference, Fluff and Smut, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining

A Boatload of Problems | Not Rated | 3,358 (1/1) | CherriOnTop

Square #11: BIPOC main character Tags: Veteran Steve, Veteran Bucky, Not Canon Compliant, Survivors Guilt, First Meeting, Sam POV, the wilson boat

Frost Caught Fire On Our Lips | Explicit | 7,393 (1/1) | the1918, kocuria-arts (kocuria)

Square #12: fanart Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Small Towns, One Night Stands, Age Difference, Top Steve, Bottom Bucky

Incredible! 100 Year Old Man Finds Love | Teen+ | 2,457 (1/1) | bangyababy

Square: free space Tags: Captain America Steve Rogers/Modern Bucky Barnes (Shrunkyclunks), Buzzfeed, Memes, Trolling, Getting Together, Marriage Proposal, Humor

so easy to love you | Gen | 2,351 (1/1) | lavenderbucky

Square #13: take your fandom to work AU Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Steve Rogers Cooks, Cooking, Baking, Bucky Goes Back to College

the bleeding heart show | Explicit | 7,756 (1/1) | Tenillypo

Square #14: canon compliant Tags: Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Missing Scene, Escape from Siberia, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Bucky Barnes, Protective Steve Rogers, Protective Bucky Barnes, Laying Low in Wakanda, Unresolved Emotional Tension

last train home | Gen/Teen+ | 42,070 (series of oneshots) | sparkagrace

Square #15: fic written by someone who follows you Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Getting Together, Slice of Life

Quarantine 101 with Dr. Rogers (and the Husband) | Teen+ | 5,575 (1/1) | lordeofstucky

Square #16: superpowers/no powers AU Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Quarantine, Online Classes, Bucky the Husband, Steve the Professor

Haunted | Mature | 1,826 (1/1) | ThePirateStorm

Square #17: unhappy/bittersweet ending Tags: Unrequited Love, Angst, Not A Fix-It, Canon Compliant, Hallucinations

Three Men in a VW | Teen+ | 3,563 (1/1) | Brokenpitchpipe

Square #18: fix-it fic Tags: Captain America: Civil War, Missing Scenes, Road Trip from Hell, Banter, Pining

My Peach and Your Plums | Teen+ | 1,005 (1/1) | buckybarnesdeservestobehappy

Square #19: short fic (<1000 words) Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Domestic Fluff, Steve Rogers Cooks, Food as a Metaphor for Love

My Heart Skips A Beat When I’m With You | Explicit | 5,460 (1/1) | innerslumber

Square #20: Holiday Fic Tags: Valentine's Day, Topping from the Bottom, Post-Serum Steve Rogers, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes

Ancient Dreams, Modern Land | Gen | 13,796 (1/1) | Greyspaces13

Square #21: angst Tags: Cabin Fic, Isolation, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Has PTSD, The Retreat Safe House (Marvel), Hurt/Comfort, Evil Alexander Pierce, Angst with a Happy Ending, Protective Bucky Barnes, Canon-Typical Violence

As Sharp as Satin | Explicit | 130k+ (WIP) | blackthorn_possum

Square #22: whump Tags: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Platonic BDSM, Handler!Steve, Dom Steve Rogers/Sub Bucky Barnes

Stucky Bingo March 2023 Round Robin | Teen+ | 2,049 (1/1) | Dogsled, Girl_Back_There, Politzania, ralsbecket, Sivan325, TrinityDay

Square #23: multiple authors Tags: World War II, Captain America: The First Avenger, Steve Rogers Feels, Blood and Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Hopeful Ending, Bad Flirting

Medically Necessitated | Explicit | 91,416 (WIP) | sarahyellow

Square #24: unfinished/work in progress Tags: Omegaverse, Doctor/Patient, Hurt/Comfort, Age Difference, Medical Kink

#summer fic reading challenge #stucky #stucky fanfic #stucky reclist #stucky recs #stevebucky #stevebucky fanfic #stevebucky reclist #fic reclist #mcu reclist #masterpost #my reclist

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hypersensing · 2 months ago

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the take that & cats masterpost

they say to make the content you want to see in the world. so here is a compilation of take that with kitties almost all of which is robbie williams because he’s the only one who gets it

please also refer to the only gifset of all time: @nobodysomeday's post of mark owen's foster kittens <3

further reading: mark owen, the cat named after mark owen and gary the cat named after gary barlow

hull animal welfare trust named a litter of stray kittens after take that (they've been adopted!)

jason orange tribute performer's cat refuses to meow along to take that songs

there is, to my knowledge, no howard cat content online, aside from his wife one time saying she likes her pet cats

bonus: youtube playlist of all robbie + cats content i could find

#take that #robbie williams #mark owen #gary barlow #jason orange #howard donald #kitties :)#tt + kitties

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st4rgiirll · 3 months ago

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— a few rookies rent a house near silverstone and secretly film chaotic f1-themed tiktoks. netflix finds out only after one of the videos goes viral. now there's a race to secure the rights before it hits mainstream media.

all credits in my main masterlist!! <33

oscar piastri stared at his phone in horror. "guys," he called out to his housemates, voice cracking. "we might have a situation."

logan sargeant and liam lawson looked up from where they were attempting to do the dance for their latest tiktok.

"define 'situation,'" liam said, still holding a makeshift podium trophy made from empty red bull cans.

"remember that video we made last week? the one where we recreated famous team radio messages using only cat meows?"

logan froze mid-dance move. "the one where i did christian horner's angry voice as a persian cat?"

"it has four million views. and netflix just called."

the infamous silverstone share house fell silent, save for the distant sound of their neighbor mowing the lawn – which they were pretty sure was actually lewis hamilton in disguise, trying to figure out what they'd been up to for the past three months.

their tiktok account, @ f1rookielife, had started innocently enough. just three young drivers sharing a rental house, making content to pass the time between races. how were they supposed to know their "day in the life of an f1 seat (starring an actual racing seat)" would go viral?

oscar's phone buzzed again. "oh god," he muttered. "now will buxton wants to do a dramatic piece to camera about it."

"delete the drafts folder," logan practically screamed, diving for his phone. "especially the one where we did 'mean girls' but it's all about porpoising!"

but it was too late. netflix producer sarah wilson was already sending screenshots. somehow, they'd found the video titled "pov: you're toto wolff's table during a race."

"my dad's going to kill me," oscar whispered, thinking of all the videos where he'd perfectly mimicked christian horner's dramatic monologues while wearing a red bull onesie.

liam was frantically scrolling through their content. "maybe it's not that bad. i mean, apart from the 'whose team principal is it anyway?' series... and the 'f1 drivers as vines' compilation... and that interpretive dance about ferrari strategy..."

there was a knock at the door.

all three rookies froze. logan, still wearing a fake mustache from their "by gawd, that's fernando alonso's music!" wrestling parody, looked like he was about to pass out.

the door opened to reveal daniel ricciardo, grinning his trademark grin. "guys," he said, holding up his phone, "your 'brokeback paddock' skit about the ferrari mechanics? absolute gold."

before they could respond, more notifications started flooding in.

"charles leclerc just duetted our 'i'm just a girl, standing in front of a strategy team, asking them to pit me' video," oscar announced, voice weak.

liam checked his own phone. "max just shared our 'dutch anthem but it's played on simulator pedals' post."

"guys?" logan was staring at his screen. "why is fernando alonso requesting access to our private backup account?"

another knock at the door. this time it was the netflix crew, cameras already rolling.

"we want exclusive rights," sarah declared, stepping into their living room, which was still decorated with various props including a life-size cardboard cutout of günther steiner wearing a flower crown.

"but—" oscar started.

"is that a script for 'keeping up with the karmines'?" sarah pointed to a notebook. "and... is that a storyboard for 'the real housedrivers of monaco'?"

liam tried to subtly kick their box of fake wigs under the couch. "we can explain..."

more phones buzzed. their latest video had just dropped: "if shakespeare wrote team radio (feat. special guest seb vettel as hamlet)."

"how did you get sebastian vettel to—" sarah began.

"he just showed up one day," logan explained. "said something about the youth needing guidance in sustainable content creation."

oscar's phone rang. it was zak brown. "mate," his boss said, "your 'mclaren mechanics do surgery on a diffuser' interpretive ballet? that's getting you a contract extension."

outside, they could hear the sound of more cars pulling up. george russell had apparently seen their "powerpoint presentations but they're about overtaking strategies" series and wanted to collaborate.

"look," sarah said, "netflix wants first rights to all of it. the behind-the-scenes, the bloopers, especially the 'real reason for porpoising' musical number."

"the what?" came toto wolff's voice from the doorway. nobody had heard him arrive.

liam quickly closed the laptop that was playing their latest project: "drive to survive but every dramatic pause is replaced with yuki tsunoda saying 'bruh.'"

"we'll give you creative control," sarah offered desperately, watching as more drivers and team principals began gathering outside the house. "just... please tell me you got that video of christian horner doing a dramatic monologue about his coffee machine."

"that wasn't us," oscar admitted. "that was actually just christian being christian."

another notification: their "formula 1 drivers as vines (part 43)" had just been shared by f1's official account.

"fine," logan sighed, accepting their fate. "but nobody sees the 'real housedrivers' footage until after i retire."

"deal," sarah said quickly, just as lewis hamilton walked in wearing a gardening outfit that probably cost more than their house.

"so," lewis said, pulling off his designer sunglasses, "about that 'fashion week but it's racing suits' series you've been filming in my garden..."

somewhere in maranello, charles leclerc was already practicing for their next video: "ferrari strategy meetings but they're taylor swift songs."

the rookies looked at each other. they'd created a monster. a very entertaining, potentially career-ending monster.

"at least we didn't post the 'kardashians but it's team principals' series," oscar whispered.

liam checked his phone one last time. "about that..."

the sound of toto wolff discovering his role as kris jenner could be heard all the way to brackley.

#formula one #formula 1 #formula one fanfic #formula racing #formula e #f1 2025 #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 rookies #f1 #f1 imagine #oscar piastri #liam lawson #yuki tsunoda

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 1 year ago

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Does che'nya have a unique magic name? If no ehat do you think of "now you see me, jow you can't"?

As I mentioned in this UM name and incantation compilation post, we don’t know the name for Che’nya’s UM yet! Maybe it would be another reference to Alice in Wonderland though.

It should be “Meow you see me, meow you don’t” just for the cat pun :3/j

#twisted wonderland #twst #Chenya #Che’nya #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #notes from the writing raven #question #alice in wonderland

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skeletons-and-spiders · 7 months ago

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Hello there. First, I would like to preface this with the fact that I, 19F, know very little about Therian's or the terminology, so do forgive me if I accidentally offend anyone.

So I first came across the term Therian roughly around late June of 2024. I will admit I was confused about it and first believed it was typical kids going through the whole pretending to be animals while playing phase. But then I started to get recommended videos of Therian TikTok compilations. I decided to watch one just out of curiosity, and I was rather taken aback with how deep it really is. I forgot about it for a while until November. Since then I have done some more research, and now comes my question as to whether I may be a Therian myself.

I saw most videos said to find what your animal is, is that the right term, before anything else, so I first focused on that. I think I may be a wolf. They have always been one of my favourite animals, and as a kid, I used to imagine a world where I was able to transform into a white wolf with a blue streak. I still do sometimes. Also, as a really young kid, like 5 to 7, I used to pretend to be a cat a lot, where I would meow and crawl on the ground. Plus, I am queer, and my gender is a demigirl, something that falls under the nonbinary umbrella, so I've always had a weird relationship with my body in a way. Plus, I am kind of chubby, and I've always been insecure about that.

Now come the reasons I am not sure if I am a Therian.

To start with, I am perfectly fine with being seen as a human, and I still feel like a human and feel fine with that.I also refer to myself as a human and sometimes forget that I think I'm a wolf. I bring this up as all the videos I have watched all mention feeling fully like their animal and hating being seen as human and not feeling human at all. The second thing is I am not sure if a wolf really is my animal. I've seen a lot of people saying they knew that they'd found what animal they were by having dreams or shifts or other things. I have none of those. I've never had memories of past lives or shifts or anything really. Another is how I chose my animal rather quickly. I was In the stockroom of the bookshop I work at, a volunteering job, I was running through different animals by mumbling to myself to see what felt right, like "I'm a cat," "I'm a possum," etc., and when I said, "I'm a wolf," it kind of felt different. But I'm not sure if that's because I am a wolf inside or because I have a lot of verbal stims, and certain words just feel nice to say.

I do, however, relate to the parts of videos that say most Therians have always felt different. I have, but that may just be due to how I'm autistic and was bullied a lot as a kid until I was like 17. And I am able to imagine myself with wolf ears and a tail, but they aren't like phantom limbs like I've seen other Therians refer to them as due to me not being able to feel any weight or feel them get in my way like, again, I have seen other Therians mention and complain about.

I have seen mentions of otherkin and alterhuman, but I must admit I find those a tad complicated and am far more unfamiliar with them than Therians.

So yeah. I really would appreciate any advice or tips or anything really to help me figure this out. Has anyone else felt this way before everything "clicked" for them? Am I a therian, or am I just weird and faking it? I'd be more than happy to mention anything else that may help or anything I've forgotten to mention at this current time.

#therian #otherkin #altherhuman #therian community #otherkin community #alterhuman community #therianthropy #therians #questions

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