#cause im E and im rating stuff?

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

totally forgot what you think of shippy stuff but im gonna ask you anyway !!! do u think sabo n law would be friends ??! more than that ?! cause they have like . . . one arc together plus stampede and they dont seem to hate each other so !! im curious of your thoughts 🎤

Their dynamic for me is kinda just like “this guy is my little brother’s friend” kind of feel and thats really it for me. Like ifykyk what that dynamic is but for me they just,,,, theyre too similar to eachother to be much more than that in my opinion. I feel like Sabo naturally drifts to people who are very different than him, if that makes sense.

I think all the ship art I’ve seen of them is really funny though. Like they have a lot of comedic potential, I love people putting Law in Situations and that man is just doomed to be the StraightMan for the rest of his unintentionally sexy life.

And also like, to get into law’s world you really have to push and shove and claw your way in there, and Sabo is way too busy trying to get tf outta wherever he is to do that for law.

Now that im thinking about it though, i wish we knew how sabo and ace met. Cuz like luffy really had to push and shove and claw his way into Ace’s life, so i wonder if sabo had to do the same. Thats really besides the point though because i wouldnt really compare Sabo being completely alone and friendless when he was 5 and trying to find even a single friend in Ace, to Sabo in his adult years who grew up without a single memory of being alone and being constantly surrounded by people who love him.

Sabo isnt like Luffy is with making friends. Luffy has had multiple points in his life where hes had to really force people into friendship to have someone, anyone, in his life. This naturally is because he hates being alone, mostly stemming from just truly no one being there for him to connect with. He’s been woefully devoid of peers in his life. So for Luffy, having to brute force his way into people’s lives is just par for the course for him, which of course is how he became Law’s friend (self proclaimed)

But Sabo, with how he was raised post amnesia, he was never lonely. So in my opinion he wouldnt really have that drive to force his way into people’s lives like his little brother does. He wouldnt have that insecurity that Luffy has/had to make him like that.

And Law….. he’s had everyone he’s ever loved ripped away from him time and time again. To say being Law’s friend is extremely fucking hard is an understatement to say the extreme least. Sabo is also not the kind of guy to do things for people. Like for example Bartolomeo drowning in the colosseum as sabo destroyed the arena and just telling him “youre a man, do it yourself.” And then two seconds later to his woman friend he’s like “since when can you not take care of things yourself?” Like he’s very You Gotta Meet Him Halfway If Youre Gonna Meet Him At All. (‘Woman friend’ being koala, of course, but i just wanna emphasize those two points because truly it doesnt matter what your gender is or even if youre a close friend, that ‘do it yourself’ is rated E for Everybody)

Law needs to be broken in with a semi truck to be his friend, not even mentioning trying to be his lover and i really dont think sabo would put in the effort to do either of those things. I honestly think law shouldn’t be in any romantic relationship for a very long time because of how unbelievably traumatized and broken and ruined he is especially with certain recent events. So i really have a hard time shipping him with anyone even though theres lots of characters ripe for the picking.

TDLR: in my eyes, neither of them would put in the effort of trying to be anything with eachother and are kinda just on good terms because of a mutual friend.

By Every Means Necessary though, please keep shipping them and drawing ship art of them, i feel like the stuff i see with them is so creative and i encourage you to keep drawing those tragic men making out.

If you have any other thoughts or any ship/friendship propaganda for me though lmk please. This is kinda one of those ships where i really dont much understand it beyond The Bit. I’m just not the kind of person to really like ships without seeing a direct and canon dynamic between them I can pull from. Like even if its a negative dynamic i can still get into it but like these two truly have Nothing. So by all means, help me understand.

Thank you for coming my ted talk and thank you for the question, i really had to think hard about this and it was a lot of fun coming to the conclusion i came to.

[marvelous-tidings]

@mrnightingale Happy Sunday! I know I'm late. Sorry, bb!

I'm have some curveball recs for you! Meaning that, this time, it is specifically NOT the trope you asked for 🤣

Despite that, I think these stories were good and could do with some love and I hope you find something in them to enjoy.

Some of them are a little on the longer side and they're probably not as light-hearted or humorous as my last rec list. I tend to go for fics that feel good and are high in emotional quality but those tend to be on the no-hurt-all-comfort end of the spectrum; these have a little hurt to them, not much, but a little. I hope that's ok.

This won't be a long list either. Ima spread them out so I'll give you something different each time. It'll be a little easier on me to do that way and it may work to not distract your from your school stuff too!

Without further ado!

Spiderpool Curve-Ball Recs:

📚 hey, hi, hello

by thistleraven | Rated E | 31.6k words

Summary:

A series of hellos, from early friendship to more. "Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it. (Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"

Reccer's notes: Peter and Wade are so in love in this fic, it's almost painful. Mutual-Pining fics don't want nothing with this fic, they were both simping so so hard 🤣🤣🤣 Honestly, if my fella isn't simping for me like Wade and Peter in this fic, 10/10 I don't want it!

Be warned though, the author did not take a light-hearted approach to Wade's avoidance tendencies and insecurities, instead, they became something that Peter helped Wade to overcome. The way they take care of each other in this fic is almost gratuitous and the author makes it obvious, in the end, just how much stronger Wade and Peter are together. Amazing fic but will squeeze your heart a bit.

📚 Im Not Sry I Stole Ur Mail

by doctorestranged | Rated E | Short Fic

Summary:

Wade and Peter text each other. A lot. Well, it's mostly Wade. And Peter could appreciate that in the right light if Wade hadn't committed a felony to obtain his phone number.

Reccer's notes: Fun and funny developing relationship told through text messages!

📚 Up to the Sun (Full Speed Ahead, Mr. Parker)

by SleepsWithCoyotes | Rated E | 13.7k words

Summary:

"Do you...have a name? A...a thing you're call--" Blood blood blood. Death. Death and rot thick in the water and settling, settling. Bloody carcass in a shallow hollow of sand. "Jesus." Blood. Carcass. Heavy red water lingering. "Fuck, I get it." Blood. "I get it! 'Deadpool.'" Satisfaction.

Reccer's notes: Usually, creature fics are not my jam but Ioved this one and was so glad I made the exception!

📚 a world away

by silvyri | Rated E | 35k words

Summary:

Peter is saved by a mysterious scarred stranger when a extraterrestrial stowaway causes the Avenjet to break apart mid-flight over the Pacific Ocean. Stranded on a deserted tropical island with the man who can’t seem to get the hang of verbal communication, Peter struggles with not knowing how his friends and family are faring in an alien infested New York, his growing feelings for the man he names Wade, and how Wade came to be on their little island in the first place.

Reccer's notes: Deserted island fic. I loved how Wade's personality came through even though he technically couldn't speak until the very end of the fic.

📚 New Toys

by darter_blue | Rated E | 9.4k words

Summary:

Peter is nervous about how much he's starting to like Wade's flirting. And then very confused when Wade seems uninterested in taking it further. If only the creepy bad guys in masks would stop popping up all over the place, Professor Warren would not drool all over his bestie Gwen, and Deadpool would not choose to only be interested the minute he meets Peter out of costume... no clue who he's even flirting with this time...

Reccer's notes: Identity Porn since I know you love that trope.

📚 I carry your heart with me

by HolisticMistake | Rated T | 6.8k words

Summary:

Spider-Man starts to receive postcards from around the world. Spoiler: they're love letters

Reccer's notes: Epistolary. Very sweet. No notes!

Happy Reading! I hope you enjoy these even if it is not exactly what you wanted! Do be sure to let me know if you liked any of them but no pressure k. If you want me to continue, let me know and I'll do another short list for you in a week.

[kurishiri]

Jude chapter 3 silly but kinda detailed summary

꒰ ִ ֺ ⊹ @ notice ⊹ ֺ ִ ꒱ any pretty translation you may see in here may not be 100% accurate or contain creative liberties due to characterization or narrative flow purposes. this is a sort of summary as well. if you enjoy, though, please consider reblogging, but please don’t repost these or claim these as your own!

kate successfully completes sortin out letters so she heads to the port where jude is talking with the foreman. its there she sort of thinks back on her time at raven co and the long and short of it is that jude, as the ceo, is actually really outstanding, and he acknowledges the efforts of those who work hard, produce results and whatnot, and rewards them in turn.

(that said he could work on his wording ,,)

time skip to night after judes done and they all walkin back tgt where kates like “i think i’ll be able to have a good dinner today” and jude scoffs at her callin her a twit. and shes all defensive like hey whats wrong with wanting to eat good food and judes like when did i say that was wrong?

all of a sudden they stop in their tracks and jude tells kate “on the count o’ three, crouch” and kates all panicked like tf is going on but jude already starts counting down so she crouches anw (in a panic!)

some guy in a suits out to kill jude. god knows who too bc apparently jude don’t know him either 💀

Jude: Who are ya? Can’t say ya look familiar.

[ insert some lines im lazy to tl ]

Jude kicked up at the man’s chin, causing the man’s body to do one smooth flip before collapsing onto the ground.

Man in a suit: Jude… Jazza——!

Jude: N’ like I was sayin’, who the hell are ya?

ok turns out jude does remember him in the end, its just another dude who broke his contract with jude and was selling up some illegal drugs and whatnot.

Jude: I told ya, didn’t I? That if ya breach your contract I’d show ya so much o’ hell you’d wish you kicked the bucket?

J: I fulfilled that promise for ya. Havin’ a grand old time in hell, aren’t’cha?

omg he pried open the wound on the mans face and he let out a cry to the night sky that could shake anyone’s soul silly.

kate then thinks or foreshadows (yk how like ikevil stories r kinda told like kate is recalling the past? like “i didn’t realize it then, but xyz” kinda like one of those moments) that what she witnessed that night was but a prologue of what’s to come bc they get attacked over and over again.

kate and jude get into another argument like “i feel im gonna die every time! im at my limit!” and judes like “well ur in the way loiterin round like that” then jude just yeets off w/o listenin to another word.

she does feel something bothering her tho

(For someone like Jude, he should be able to avoid these grudges…)

When I thought this, I came up with a theory that relieved me of this unsettling feeling.

(…Could it be he’s making himself an enemy of many on purpose?)

‘Yeah, right,’ was what I thought, but also, somewhere in my heart, I felt such a theory may also be true.

shes like there’s not enough info rn but if i do know anything its that

Kate: At this rate, if I stay with Jude any longer…a hundred lives would not be enough!

and so shes like i gotta learn self defense! so she goes knocking on a certain someone’s door like pls teach me le jutsu of self defense!

Ellis: Okay. （╹◡╹）♡

turns out ellis was also thinking of teaching her some stuff abt self defense soon.

so ellis takes kate to the lobby and kates like why the lobby and ellis goes to a bookshelf to take out a book which actually reveals vics weapon collection and takes out a gun, telling kate to try and hold it.

idk if this is a real gun or not (as in it exists irl), apparently its made of silver with a wooden grip.

ellis thinks its well suited for kate. like its lightweight yk. hes like you may need to use it jic. and then hes like

Ellis: But, it’s kind of refreshing.

E: Other than me, Jude seems pretty adverse to putting people by his side.

E: So, maybe he wants to get along with you?

kates like mmm doubt but at the same time she has this question in her mind w/o an answer of why he went and wrote a whole contract and let her stay by his side then? shes abt to cook up a theory in her head when…

just then jude comes in.

Ellis: Ah——Jude.

Jude: We got a job to do.

so they head off to some noble mansion.

Jude: How do ya do, we’ll be here a while.

Nobleman: Ah, Mister Jude?

apparently this nobleman is connected with the guy in the suit jude beat up in the beginning of the chptr. he made him spit out info.

Jude: If ya just were sellin’ somethin’ shady I’d let that off the hook. Illegal drug’s some child’s play.

J: However.

Jude raised one leg and rested it atop the long table.

Jude: I seem to recall the contract prohibitin’ the sellin’ and buyin’ of humans, or am I wrong?

ko-fi☕️ ┊ comms🤍

[goatgoesmbe]

i always thought it was obvious but ig i should say it

THIS BLOG IS MY DELULU ZONE

So no, I don't actually mean it when i say i want to deepthroat Gaz's knee.

I don't actually mean it when i say i wanna be Graves's pathetic lil cumsock.

I don't actually mean it when i say i'd peg Makarov.

I don't actually mean it when i say i want Price to babytrap me and gaslight me into thinking i'm truly hopeless and pathetic.

I am still very much a repulsive aroace— i yap about stuff like this coz they're a mere delulu yappucino— i often forgor ppl don't think like me and is a "/srs" freak (respect btw)

So no, Jane Doe, i don't support what i wrote irl, i separate fiction and reality very much.

Personally, my reality affects fiction instead of vice versa— most of my fics are inspired by irl experience/trauma.

"bUT thAT's nOT A hEalThy WaY tO COPe"

Sshh.. i've been going to therapy, you know what she said? It's fine, and you're not a therapist yourself.

So get out of here with your "video games causes violence" boomer ass mindset.

I also always try my best to not forgir cw tags, post or rb, id always tag them, but im only human so yea sometimes i forgir.. (spank me)

But that's why i put rating at the very top of my work (M or E) because i expect the audience, to be mature enough to not take my silly lil ficcie as life advice before proceeding to read-

[lovelyrotter]

I read your thing about stridercest. I didn’t super like the ship (I’m more of a lalondecest girlie) but I respect the hell out of the textual analysis you did. Anyway do you have any good fic recommendations? I want to see what you see in it.

oh fuck yeah i love sharing ship stuff especially with ppl who dont usually go here and vice versa for me. its like hell yeah im digging in sand and its fun i love my sand and then i turn around and woah i had no idea there was even MORE sand just behind me ya dig? that might not have made any sense hahaha. its the joy of trading pokemon cards except with ships

but okay heres some of my current faves. bear in mind i read mostly M and E rated stuff but ive got a sprinklin of lower ratings in here too. im also gonna categorize this list by stridercest flavour. theres a lot so this turned out like ridiculously long

anyone else goin through this feel free to link yalls faves in the replies too cause im ravenous. especially if its haldirk. im constantly craving haldirk

guardiancest

doku line terminus & two steps away from the county line by lildogie these first cause theyre my ultra faves rn and i cant get enough of this au. set in the same universe but county line is the prequel. a/b/o verse with lotsa interesting political stuff and also interpersonal dynamics. dave & dirk are there too and are real cute. its also got mysterious time travelling. i really cant sell these two enough like i am not doin these justice

davedirk / dirkdave

if i woke up next to you by bumbly | G, ~2,700 words, complete. SUPER sweet relationship study, made me fuckin melt. this author has really good stuff for other ships too but mind the archive warnings

dont joke about hentai face broctopus transplants im eating cheese n onion pringles here by smrtnik | M, ~1k words, complete. this one made me fuckin melt its so tender. it truly feels like were peeking into their life together. also great title

Stasis State by Caeslin | T, ~3k words, complete. another really intimate feeling one. its so fuckin sweet. mind the tags for typical dirk suicide attempt but its not on screen its moreso the recovery and how dave is affected by it

“stupid fucking bullshit” ad nauseam by anon | T, 13.7k words, complete. REALLY GOOD AU. trans striders, fade to black sex scene. the boys are cute and you can feel how much theyre drawn to each other immediately. wish there was more of this

sometimes the bad guy wins by nutrimercenary | E, ~7.5k words, ongoing. wow. oh wow. ive been looking for a davedirk fic like this for a long time. PLEASE read the warnings and tags but its so fuckin good. a crossdimentional narrative tug-o-war between dave and ult dirk i fuckin love it

got it goin on by bumbly | E, 7.5k words, complete. dirk indulges daves mommy kink after prying it outta him. its cute and funny and sexy it made me smile. their dynamic is sooo sweet

helping hands by ghostlyAnarchist | E, 5.1k words, complete. THIS IS SO GOOD. its got trans man dave and is genuinely one of the hottest transmasc fics ive read so far and boy howdy ive read a lot. slight warning for dysphoria discussion but its not too bad its all just hot af a dick-sucking venn diagram by Elendraug | E, 10k words, complete. first off domestic af. very established relationship and you can tell. its so fuckin sweet. i looove this one. its like the best kind of silly realistic smut its one of my faves of all time

STILL WITH ME by egbert | E, 8k words, complete. dave and dirk strife and then fuck in the bathroom. holy shit this is hot. their want is like tangible in this one

brodave and a!brodirk

hardware by orphan_account | E, ~8k words, complete. dave gets some dick piercings and bro goes insane about them. hot as hell and also features bottom bro which is my fave. its got a couple uses of the r-slur but its also from 2011 so i take it w/ a grain of salt. 2011 and earlier fics are like internet artifacts (/pos)

but you better never pull it by hapaxlegomena | E, 5k words, complete. wow. WOW. sub top bro and dom bottom dave need i say more. this sub bro activates my cute aggression the power play is great mars & murrie's by orphan_account | E, 6.8k words, complete. a!brodirk, omorashi. super hot!!!! alpha dave is sooo embarrassed about his piss kink but dirk wins in the end hahaha. really intriguing which i know sounds funny on an omo fic but read it and youll know. i love this alpha dave

temporal sunset by Plajus | M, 19.5k over 5 chapters, complete. a!brodirk. holy shit what a ride. this one held me hostage and now lives in my brain rent free (bdum tiss sorry). dirk is terminally ill so i know it wont be for everyone but give it a try and goddamn you wont be disappointed. trust me

a swinging pendulum by ghostlyAnarchist | T, ~900 words, complete. a!brodirk time/dream bubble encounter. wow just wow. the want. the yearning immaterial by LPSunnyBunny | E, 1k words, complete. a!brodirk, trans dirk. holy shit!!!!!! holy shit!!!!! hot hot hot!!!!!!! shower sex sensation control!!!!

haldirk

singular by 2x2verse | E, 6.8k words, complete. hal has an existential crisis dirk catches him and then they fuck tenderly about it. genuinely so romantic. im addicted to this kind of haldirk. honestly i just recommend the entire series diagnostics by 2x2verse | E, 2.9k words, complete. i know i just linked this authors whole collection of haldirk fics but holy crap this one in particular. dom/sub electrostim with sensory deprivation, hal is the dom. i LOVE how hes written here. very attentive domming, great details

A Fatal Error Has Occurred by Mortior | E, 42k words, 4/5 chapters. oh mortior my haldirk regent. really fuckin good character writing in an au where hal has an android body before the alpha session is started. read the tags for warnings. the tension between them is insane endangered by Mortior | E, 100k+ words, complete multichapter. holy fuck where to begin with this one. this is a haldirk sensation. post apocalyptic au where androids won the human-robot war. dirk runs into AR. AR takes an interest in him. dirk takes even more of an interest in AR. if youre gonna read any haldirk read this one

"im basically fucking him" series by Elendraug | T & E, all complete. so!!!!! fucking!!!!! tender!!!!! really cute haldirk progressing through their relationship

ridiculously late by cinnamonfreak | E, 21k, completed multichapter. a/b/o au where dirk suddenly presents. REALLY intriguing hal in this one i fuckin love the power play

roboporn by smrtnik | E, 3.9k words, complete. really fun power play in this one. hal is waterproofed externally but not internally. he gives dirk a handie over his open chassis torso. theres also really sweet snuggling afterwards

[bri3000-kimiyosh]

The Teens New Life Of Hope

My Danganronpa UDG OC Hikari Naegi -> ( ヒカリ ) ( 苗偽 ) as a teen, she is the younger sister of Makoto Naegi in a different universe.

Along side are the new reformed Warriors of hope. Nagisa Shingetsu, Kotoko Utsugi, Masaru Daimon, And Jataro Kemuri.

Years later after the events of Udg Hikari Naegi the warriors try to start a new life without crime or killing. while also still healing from the horrors of their childhood and the awful acts of murders they cause in Towa city.

Author note- I will also show art posts of what happen before this new era, I know im going out of order here before my fanfic is done but its gone take me a long time to finish it and i just cant hold on to my art and story ideas for too long( also IRL stuff as well).

I will do character bios for them, I just need to write them out when I eventually have the time.

Nagisa / For those who love his cowlicks he will still have them but when he sleeps or goes swimming. in my headcanon he would gel them down to look more serious.Though i am looking a good english voices claim for him as a teen, if anyone has good recommendations possible voice claim(s) that could work i would love to read them in the comments.

Jataro / While he wears his mask at school and in public he doesn't mind taking it off in his room or being alone his friends. Voice claims for him are Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan and Japanese claim is Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia.

Masaru / Was aiming for giving him the teen protag Shonenjump look( like naruto or something lol) Though I am looking a good english voices claim for him as a teen, if anyone has good recommendations possible voice claim(s) that could work i would love to read them in the comments.

Kotoko / For her trying go with a mix of girly/punk/lolita Fashion, I think her current voice actress can still be her claim, but if anyone has good recommendations possible voice claim(s) that could work i would love to read them in the comments.

Art based on my fanfic Danganronpa Ultra Despair Girls AU Hikari Naegi

Link to my Fangan Fanfic of Hikari's prequel here https://archiveofourown.org/works/30681287/chapters/75704858

I made the clothing, Edits to Kotoko For her Alternate Universe look. I made body edits to make the teen bodies

Nagisa, Masaru, Jataro kid models were made by another koikatsu maker called Despair Sauce

Kotoko teen Body Before edits were made by another koikatsu maker called Vergalsama

Despair Sauce - www.pixiv.net/en/users/6794683…

Vergalsama vergilsama922.tumblr.com/

This art was made with Koikatsu Sunshine

The mod scenes borrowed from the Koikatsu discord and pixiv scene sharing pages, credit goes to the original creators

WARNING! its a nsfw Japanese sim game but I use the studio maker and character creation to make non lewd/ sfw art and post art on public platforms that's rated E for everyone.

[withlove-xixi]

Hi!

I was curious about the ratings of some of your fics on ao3. Scrolling through search results and seeing the symbol for General Audiences but then seeing pwp tags made me do a bit of a double take. I wonder if this rating is intentional, or if you’re just used to writing G rated stuff and didn’t think about a rating change for kinktober? Ao3 hosts all kind of works, which is great for writers’ freedom, but this has also led to criticism and network/legal/etc. attacks. A super important counterpoint for the site and its users against people and governments who’d love to see it shut down is “yeah, but people can filter out content they don’t want to see.” And that line only works if the common culture of ao3 is proper tagging. Just thought you might want to consider upping those ratings from G to M or even E, depending on the level of sexual content. You’d be doing your part to comply with community guidelines and to keep hosting sites like ao3 safe and enjoyable for everyone :)

hai anonie!! aughh thank you for letting me know TT i . never really thought much about the tagging system in ao3 and had just copied what i had seen done for other fics (since i had encountered some nsfw fics tagged under general audiences and thought it was okay orz)

i'll be changing the tags for my nsfw fics! i'll be changing them by tonight ^O^! thanks again for letting me know and im sorry if it had caused any problems TT

[the-kipsabian]

in my defense, btw, while i may be a fandom old, at the same time i did not grow up in the english speaking fandom spaces until i was maybe 16 or so and was confident enough in my reading skills to interact with such fics, and even then i never really got into communities or into e rated or even much of the m rated stuff due to general disinterested (plus i was a severely anxious child/teenager/young adult with only an access to a shared family computer until i was 18 so looking any of that stuff up, let alone creating it was out of the question cause my mom, while mostly tech incompetent, was always snooping at my business like a motherfucker)

and while i knew the terms in the citrus range (as they were still somewhat used when i did start interacting with such fiction or saw it more in my spaces), i never really thought it considered me until muuuuch later, like, now. so i never bothered to fully learn them

so this is a big breakthrough for me and im so happy right now and it doesnt matter if im years or decades late to this im just !!!!!

no i cant overstate how nice it feels to put a label on the type of stuff i write and make it make sense actually!!!

[raaorqtpbpdy]

Ok I just watched Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) for the first time and it....... doesn’t suck?????

Maybe it’s just that movies are always funnier after midnight but like, it’s was good. Maybe not the greatest movie ever made, but is showed an actual happy and healthy married couple which is honestly so rare to see in films that it threw me for a loop, like when Maddie was talking about how much Tom did to help her get her degree and achieve her dreams and made it clear that she was totally willing and happy to do the same for him my brain stalled. They didn’t fight or get passive aggressive with each other they were just so... supportive of each other.... and so wholesome? They were like best friends which is the best kind of marriage.

Another big point in its favor was that it didn’t take itself too seriously. This is becoming a trend (thank god) but for a long time video game movies especially thought they had to be serious action films and that’s very much not the case, and this one got it. The poorly drawn sonic meme, the cheesy movie references, the stupidly overt Olive Garden sponsorship? Ideal.

I’ve never actually played any Sonic games, and I only watched one of the TV shows and only a few episodes b/c my littlest sister went through a phase of being lowkey obsessed with it several years back (still get the theme song stuck in my head from time to time tho, thanks kiddo), so I can’t speak for the movie on that front, but I can say that I was pleasantly surprised that a movie I put on to kill time when I couldn’t sleep at 12:30 am was actually enjoyable and nearly made me laugh loud enough to wake up my roommate.

[daglout]

theres only 2 english lang. Explicit diego/sid fics on ao3 but theyre both jokes. im so disappointed. i wanted to read someone’s genuine, passionate, enthusiastic, unironic-cringe, detailed, written pornography of two gay animals from a childrens film franchise. jokey smut is funny but theres something very special about finding an anonymous person’s fixation on a random relationship from media under their age group, because it’s so embarrassing and chaotic, but it’s all pulled from their heart so youre drawn to it, and they want it to be sexy, which just adds more layers to it. i love people like you. cheers luv

[trickstarbrave]

heyyyy im making a pinned post as that is a feature and seems good to keep info all in one place esp for ppl on mobile

❤️im brave!! or rua works if u want to but brave is by far the most popular name i go by. he/him pronouns

❤️art commissions/art trades are NOT on the table rn sadly. i used to offer commissions and did art trades with friends but for the most part im really busy with work/health conditions. if i have a bit of free time i may change this or make a few exceptions on a case by case basis depending on my schedule. for the most part tho i just want my art to be a stress relief activity

❤️art requests i do take from time to time now, but there is no guaranty i will take it. please do not spam requests hoping i’ll do it and please do not get mad if i don’t do it. they’re requests for a reason. if i am particularly inspired i’ll be happy to get around to it if life lets me

❤️technically multifandom blog i would say, mostly i have been focused on the elder scrolls series lately. you will probably see me rb stuff from like, a bunch of series. if this changes i’ll prob edit this post LMAO (i do not control the special interest)

❤️not just an art blog but also personal. my art can be found in my #my art tag. wips can sometimes be found scattered on my twitter if they arent on here. and writing that i publish can be found on my ao3 (though i have like a million wips that dont get published and be warned much of my ao3 is rated E and not for everyone)

❤️ been doing a lot of oc posting so i can do a run down of them currently for anyone that wants to follow along/know the lore:

/// OCS ///

(under cut)

🌟 Eyja: skyrim oc, nord dragonborn, she/her. past life incarnation was konahrik, alduin’s head priest, murdered by miraak. uses a bow and magic primarily. story can be found here

🌟 Senna: skyrim oc, nord dragonborn, she/her. proud two handed weapon user and leader of the companions. fought and lost to the world eater who took her back to his den and make her his partner. proof prophecy can be a complicated thing. story can be found here.

🌟 Baldur: skyrim oc, nord dragonborn, he/him. grew up on the streets stealing to survive, and certified trans of gender. fought and lost to the world eater who decided to force baldur to be his champion. helps him take over skyrim. story not yet published but will prob contain a lot of mentions of transphobia as a cw :(

🌟 Ansa: skyrim oc, nord dragonborn, she/her. orphaned at a young age, and just a weird, feral child. learned to steal, and ended up joining the thieves guild. killed mercer and turned the guild over to karliah and is helping rebuild it when she finds a weird rock that turns out to be a dragon egg. story not yet published

🌟 Ahkrinaak: general elder scrolls oc, he/him/any pronouns. he is based off me as a sort of self insert/persona character purely for comedy, not a serious au. dragon/god who was corrupted in the war with lorkhan/shor and became more so an agent of lorkhan. he spends most of his time pretending to be a mortal and causing problems. he’s just sillay. looks like a falmer/snow elf and nord hybrid making pretty much everyone just in general uncomfortable. dragons dont have gender he just likes tits. divorced with alduin

🌟 Lyre: not a skyrim oc (yet) but my beloved dnd character i have made a million aus for, including one that has turned into a full on novel lmao. will update everyone when i start uploading the novel (its not gonna be too serious just a fun lil webnovel that is pg rate) and you can see me post illustrations for. depending on the AU uses either he/him or she/her. i just think theyre neat

🌟 Anthial: nerevarine bosmer, tired, angry, nb spellsword. he/them pronouns. just wants to cover their entire body until you cant tell what gender they are. vivec never got them the drink he owed them. was convinced as nerevar that voryn never liked them back all that much. had an open marriage with almalexia. this incarnation was emotionless and lacked a moral compass due to the betrayal in their past life.

🌟 Steren: nerevarine, technically. not actually the reincarnation of nerevar, but the reincarnation of nerevar’s son. nerevar never reincarnated bc he was too busy haunting his descendants, too upset to move on. steren has a couple of aus but mostly its him with vivienne the dragonborn who belongs to @mulberrycafe. calls voryn “ata” and nerevar “dad” because he technically grew up in cyrodiil but remembers his first lifetime in bits and pieces where voryn raised him for the first few years.

feel free to send asks abt my ocs i love answering them

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

Three year ao3 user here!

I gotchu

I know it can be really overwhelming at first so I'm just gonna explain one section at a time

The first things you see when posting are Rating, Archive Warnings and Fandoms.

If you click that drop down box you'll be presented with five options

Not Rated, General Audiences, Teen, Mature, and Explict.

Not Rated means exactly what it says on the tin, the story has no rating. Whether that could be because of spoilers, you dont want to rate it, etc. This one is selected by default

General Audiences means that this fic is appropriate for all ages, including users under thirteen, to read. Will have no or very little swearing, non graphic violence etc. Like movies that are rated E for everyone.

Teen is the PG-13 of ao3. It means that this fics contains things that are inappropriate for users under 13. Like swearing, more violence, etc. Its more suited for Teenagers to see is what I'm saying.

Mature is the R rated stuff. More graphic violence, sexual themes that arent as graphic as Explicit.

Then theres Explicit, the X rated tag because its either used for straight up porn or extremely graphic violence.

So I dont know how hard on the violence you want to go with your fic its a 2012 version of LFLS so I think Teen might be your best bet, maybe Mature but if you also dont know or dont want to rate it then go with Not Rated

Now the archive warnings. These are very important because they warn fellow users of what potentially triggering things could be in the fic, and if the readers do not want to read about those things they can simply filter them out. I dont think most of the warnings require explanation they are pretty straight forward, except for one

Choose not to use archive warnings. Authors on ao3 use this one when one or more of the archive warnings are spoilers for the fic. (Like Major Character death for example) which means the author is basically saying "One or more of these warnings could apply but Im not gonna spoil it and ruin the story so read at your own risk"

Now for Fandoms. Pretty straight forward this is where you put in what fandoms your fic belongs to.

See I just typed in Teenage and got a full list of tmnt fandoms. You would just pick tmnt 2012 and move on (optional but you can also add Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-All Media Types. This one includes all tmnt iterations and even original tmnt iterations. So if you add this one you'll potentially get your fic to a wider audience, you dont HAVE to but you can if you want to)

Ok next section

Categories is first. All those options are potential ships you could include in your story. F for Female M for Male. (So if its a guy and a girl F/M, two girls F/F etc)

Now for the three that might cause confusion. Gen, Multi and Other.

Gen means that there are no romantic relationships in the story, and if there are they are very minor and not important to the story at large, so if you dont want to include ships this is your best bet

Multi means that theres more then one kind of relationship (like f/f and f/m for example) or that there are poly relationships (like a relationship between three girls)

Other is for other types of ships like ones involving nonbinary characters for example

Now before moving on to the relationship section I need to make something VERY clear

You use a SLASH ( / ) for ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS.

You use the AND symbol ( & ) for PLATONIC OR FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIPS

DO NOT USE A SLASH FOR PLATONIC OR FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIPS ESPECIALLY FOR THE BROTHERS.

With that out of the way this is where you can tag relationships whether they be romantic or platonic and familial.

Whether you are including romantic relationships or not is up to you but if you want to include the bond between the four brothers or their bond with April, Casey, Splinter etc here is how I do it

I start typing in the names of the turtles and an & symbol and usually the first option will be that really long one which includes the bond between the turtles.

If you want to include April, Casey or Splinter in that just type their names an & symbol and one of the turtles' names and you'll get some more options

The first one includes April, the second one includes Casey and April and the last one includes April, Casey and Splinter

Next category is characters. Hese are the characters that will be involved in the story.

This one is really simple just type the names of the characters who will be involved in your fic. Like obviously the turtles, maybe April and Casey and Splinter, whichever villains you're using, etc

The last category for this section is additional tags. this is where you add any other tags you think apply to your story. Is it an au? Like what elements are in your story what themes are you exploring. Since you are writing a LFLS fic I'd assume some that apply are, Alternate Universe-Canon Divergence (which basically means that this since this is an au its different from the canon events of tmnt 2012) PTSD, Electrocution, shock collar, hurt comfort, brainwashing, etc. I recommend looking at the additional tags for Like Father Like Son to get a general idea of what to include.

And if you dont know which tags are the additional tags here's an example from one of my own ao3 fics When The World Crumbles.

Everything in the red box are the additional tags.

You just type in what tags apply click on the one you need and keep typing. Now if you are unsure what tags to use or if you come up with new ideas that need tagging there is a very good tag you can use

Other Additional Tags To Be Added

It basically tells the readers that the additional tags may change or there might be more, very useful.

We dont have much more left now :D

Now this section

Its all pretty straight forward, this is where you put the fic's title and a short summary to draw the reader in.

The summary doesnt need to be amazing or groundbreaking it can be as simple as a quote from the fic you like or just saying a tmnt 2012 version of Like Father Like Son

Just put something there and you'll be fine

Above the summary box is the Add co-creators option. If you are writing this fic with another person and they also have an ao3 account you can check that box and put in their username so you are both authors of the fic

now the notes, these are just authors notes that can put at either the beginning of the chapter or the end, 100 percent optional but if you want to go ahead (just a warning though, if you put a note at the END of chapter one then that end note will be at the end of EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER unless you delete the chapter one end note. I dont know why ao3 does this, it doesnt do that with beginning notes so idk. Just be aware of that)

Second to last section before the actual writing section.

Now the only mandatory thing you need to include from this section is Language but I'll go over all the others as well

Post to collections or challenges means you can add this fic to a public collection (either started by you or another user) its basically a compilation of all kinds of fics sharing similar themes, like works created for a challenge (whumptober is one of them) works all made in the same year etc. Completely optional. I dont use collections myself so I dont know that much about them.

Gift this work to is self explanatory. If you are writing this for someone and they have an ao3 account you can put in their user name and when the fic is published it will show up in the "Gifts" section of that user's dashboard. If this isnt a gift leave that box alone. (sidenote if you want me to explain how the dashboard works as well as how to filter fics I would be more than happy to)

Now before continuing you notice how all the boxes for the options are listed ABOVE them. Yeah always pick the box ABOVE whatever option you want. Took me two years to learn that :/

This work is a remix, a translation, a podfic, or was inspired by another work. Pretty simple, if your work is any of the above you would put in the name, url, and author of the original version to give credit. That way you are not taking credit for other people's work. Now since your fic will be based on Like Father Like Son you could put that in as inspiration for this section

If the fic is already in the archive you only need the url

This work is part of a series. If you are planning on writing multiple stories in this universe (sequels, prequels, side stories, alternate endings) then you would tick this box and give your series a name. Then it would say book of your series. Again completely optional but there if you need it.

This work has multiple chapters

If you know how many chapters your fic will be type that in place of the question mark, if not just leave it blank until you do. You can also title your chapters but if you dont it will just say "Chapter 1" so if thats what you prefer then there you go

Set a different publication date. You can either backdate your work and have it posted on a specific day or post specific chapters on specific days. Completely optional but if you do choose to do this you can change it at any time but be aware that your work might not show up at the top of the newest updates

Language is pretty simple, just pick which language your work will be written in.

Select a workskin. I dont use this feature myself but you can put in custom work skins to make your fic look really cool example The Last Ronin Becomes A Discord Admin by Melon Palooza. This fic uses workskins to make the text actually look like discord. But for just writing a normal fic you wont need this, its purely cosmetic.

Last section before the writing one and its pretty short (and unfortunately I've hit the image limit on the tumblr app 🥲)

This is the privacy section, everything here is optional but im talking about it anyways.

Only show your work to registered users. This means that only users who are registered and logged into their ao3 accounts can see your work. Useful against preventing bots and keeping your work safe from AI scraping.

Enable comment moderation. User's comments do not show up unless you choose to post them, good for filtering out hateful comments but completely optional

Who can comment on this work? Registered users and guests (people not logged into their ao3 account or dont have one), Registered users only or no one can comment. Basically you can choose whether you want anyone to be able to comment, only logged in users (to again prevent bots and possible AI scraping) or if you dont want any comments that is also an option.

Now the writing section.

You have a big text box where you cab write with two buttons above it. Rich Text and HTML. HTML is selected by default.

HTML is good for coding in specific things (like making the text look like discord text, making text invisible unless you hover over it, including translations for text, that kind of stuff.) Rich text however will look more like google docs, will the ability to center text, bold and italicize, you get the picture.

I want to make something clear, you dont want to actually WRITE your fic in ao3.

If you enter text in the text box then click the Preview button at the bottom, if you scroll down you'll see four buttons. Post, Save As Draft, Edit, or Cancel. Which all do exactly as they say.

If you save your work as a DRAFT you only have thirty days to get it published. Because ao3 will automatically DELETE all unpublished drafts after thirty days. (Note if you already have a published fic and save a new chapter to that fic as a draft it wont be deleted because the worm is already published.)

So if you dont want to potentially lose your work I recommend writing it in google docs then copy and pasting it into the text box (make sure Rich Text is selected incase you need to edit or format)

And thats a complete guide to posting on ao3 Im sorry this is so long and wordy I tried to keep it as short and simple as I could. I hope this at least helped you somewhat with posting. I know ao3 can be confusing at first but once you get the hang of it its a piece of cake

How do you write stuff on Ao3

I wanna make a garbage lfls x 2012 tmnt fiction

I can't do shit

[thrawns-babygirl]

Caught (Crosshair x M!Reader)

decided to try and rewrite the last prompt i completed for a male reader. I haven't written male reader insert EVER so let me know if there is anything that can be improved. I will hopefully be writing more M!Reader stuff in the future as being a Crosswhore is an experience that isnt defined by gender and I hope to feed all of my loyal subjects.

Rating: E (18+) Warnings: Mutual masturbation, fleshlights Word Count: 1200+

Masterlist

didnt tag my usual taglist as im not sure how many of you would be interested in m!reader lmao

The Batch were avoiding you. Not an uncommon occurrence when they returned to Kamino after missions, who wants to get poked and prodded by a Doctor before you even get a chance to relax and unwind a little? But orders are orders and the Kaminoans are relentless when it comes to the health of their prized unit.

Hangar bay? Nope. Mess hall? You can’t hear Wrecker from down the hall so that’s a bust. Armory? Well Tech usually sees to fixing anything himself, but it can’t hurt to look. Failing that you turn to walk towards their barracks. You had told them that you would avoid coming to their barracks as much as you could, being very well aware that it was really they only place they could relax while on Kamino surrounded by regs, bounty hunters and doctors who wanted to run scans and tests on them. You were however on a deadline, and needed to perform their routine medical check before the end of the current rotation.

You don’t even know why they avoid you so vehemently, it must take far more effort on their part to hide from you for hours or rotations at a time instead of just getting it over with. Even Tech, the paragon of logic and reason doesn’t convince the others its better to just get it over with and that genuinely surprises you.

Placing an ear to the cold metal of their barracks door you strain your ears to see if you can hear the sounds of the absent clones behind the door, only to be met with silence. Standing back up straight you ponder your best course of action, if you com them and tell them to come back to the barracks they will know you are here and continue to avoid you, if you wait out in the hallway for them, you run the risk of Hunter sensing you’re here before they return and diverting his brothers further. Why couldn’t they make life easy for you?

You finally decide your best course of action is to let yourself into their barracks and simply wait for them to come to you, they had to sleep eventually, right?

Inputting the medical override code into the door panel, you brace yourself for the ever-present stench that lingers in the Batch’s barracks before closing the door quickly behind you as you take in the sight before you.

Laying on his bunk, head thrown back on his pillow naked as the day he was decanted is Crosshair, thrusting himself up into a clear sleeve that’s wrapped around his cock. There is a thin layer of sweat covering his body, his chest his rising and falling as he releases ragged breaths. You can see the tip of his cock appearing and disappearing as he works himself with the toy, eyes screwed shut totally oblivious to your presence.

You scramble to figure out your best course of action, do you risk leaving and having the door alert him to your presence? Do you finally act on your poorly hidden attraction for the man?

A shuddered groan of your name makes your decision for you. You cross your arms over your chest and clear your throat causing the sniper to jolt upright on his bunk.

“W-what are you doing here?” his eyes are wide, ears tipped pink as his wide eyes lock with yours. He’s desperately scrambling for something to say, to try and get the upper hand but he knows its futile. He knows you’ve seen and heard too much.

“Oh don’t mind me, just enjoying the view” you smirk at him, he still looks like he’s on edge, but he relaxes slightly as he takes in your relaxed stance.

“You could enjoy more than just the view if you want doc” he’s breathless, hand still wrapped around the toy that’s caging his cock, the dark head of his length peeking through the clear silicone that’s choking his shaft.

“Maybe later, I do have a job to do after all and you and your squad are making my life very difficult. So I’ll cut you a deal, you give me more of those pretty sounds you were making, finish yourself off and get your squad here” you walk towards him, moving a chair out from the table in the centre of the room and bringing it over towards his bunk and plopping yourself down “and I’ll let you do whatever you want to me later tonight” he swallows, throat bobbing as his hand slowly resumes its motions over his weeping length.

He closes his eyes, head falling back into his pillows as he slowly picks up the pace. Lewd squelching sounds fill the room as the silicone glides effortlessly over his slicked-up cock. You can see beads of precum forming at the tip before being wiped away with each drag of the toy up and down his shaft.

He hears shuffling coming from the direction of your seated form, prying open his eyes he finds you opening your pants to release your half hard cock, a hand wrapped around the base as you begin to stroke yourself in time with him.

“You said my name” your voice is a sultry whisper, your eyes never leaving his length as you speak, “what were you thinking about?”

“K-kark doc, everything-” another low moan falls from his mouth as his hips begin to rise up off the bed slamming himself into the toy. He’s close, you don’t know how long he’s been going at it but with the way he’s panting you can tell he is at the end of his rope.

“Specifics” you speed up your speed on your own shaft, bringing yourself closer to your own peak as you watch the sniper come undone in front of you.

“Thinking about- Hng- about cumming in that tight ass of yours” he hisses through clenched teeth, his eyes locking with your hard length again, watching your hand stroke up and down as you stand up off the chair and approach his writhing form.

With a ragged moan of your name his cock twitches as he releases ropes of hot cum all over the toy and his abdomen, continuing to run the silicone over his still throbbing length to the point of overstimulation as he watches you move towards him.

“Open” you demand, and he glares at you before reluctantly obliging, opening his mouth and sticking his tongue out. You place the tip of your length on his tongue before spilling into his mouth with a groan of his name, watching as he swallows every last drop.

You put your pants back on, smoothing over your uniform before placing the chair back where it belongs at the table in the centre of the room. Crosshair pulls his now softening cock out of the toy with a slick sound before rising on shaky legs to head to the refresher and clean himself up, glancing at you before wordlessly entering the ‘fresher and locking the door behind him.

Just in time too, when you hear the water start running, the door to the barracks slide open and reveal the rest of your wayward patients. You greet them with a smile as they stand at the doorway, startled to see you sitting in their quarters in wait for them.

“Boys, I’ve been waiting for you” you give them a look that hopefully conveys your irritation.

Crosshair did help you kill time before they got back so maybe you would still reward him later anyway…

[ermespop]

Ginjima Headcanons

character(s): Ginjima Hitoshi, mention of the miyas, suna n akagi

warning(s): mentions of dark humor (do ya,ll need a warning for that? honest question 🤔), sudden use of caps, no reader, these are so shoooort

author's note: haaaaah i just got hit with sudden ginjima thoughts and theres not enough of him in ✨ d a in e r nat ✨

oh my oh my thisssss duuude

he's a menace

but i'll elaborate on that l8er

ok so y'know how the 2nd years have their lil group

like the miyas are always with suna n stuff

ginjima says: yeeeeah no.

i think he's one of the few that actually has friends outside the team

all the others get along so well they just hangout all the time without noticing

meanwhile ginjima

ginjima: im seating with ma friends for lunch guys atsumu: i thought we were yer friends ginjima: *snorts*

yeh he don't like atsumu

uuhhhh he's weird, not a normal amount

so ya'll know when a said he was a menace it starts here

he has really dark humor, i think it barely stays before the line of becoming offensive

but he never aims to be offensive he's just stupid n doesn't think b4 he talks

he's pretty reserved tho so it's not an ocurrence for him to say stuff like that

if he was more open people would probably argue about who's the biggest a*shole: ginjima or atsumu?🤔 /hj

he actually knows when not to talk tho

he's pretty awkward

confiscate his phone n delete his twitter acc dude abouta get doxxed for saying... stuff

he's chaotic

resting face looks like this >:|

pls do not bother him on a bad day he will not hesitate to bite you

again He Will Not Hesitate To Bite You

OH OH OH

he loves pulling pranks on the team

NEVER gets in trouble

somehow always makes it look like t'was one of the other 2nd years or akagi 😭😭

N the others Buy it 😭😭😭

i swear i can't with this man💀

he has beef with akagi they're always betting on stuff

ginjima has a 100% winning rate

if the whole team got in a figth he'd be 6th or 7th from least scraped to most injured

atsumu would be last💀

he'd totally go to the skatepark to make fun of others tripping

don't judge him! he's got issues >:(

when he's not plotting world domination he's pretty chill

likes team bonding time, he thinks is very nice if you ignore atsumu

very cooperative during practice almost never gets scolded

he is on a higher class than the other 2nd years, he actually puts some effort in school 😌

the other 2nd years sans atsumu, he still can't believe atsumu can actually pull his own weight in class 😨

hmmmmmmmm

overall

don't mess with ginjima (,atsumu)

unless you want your toes eaten (,atsumu)

author's note(2) : uuhh there were bits of atsumu slander buuuutttt is cause i think ginjima doesn't like him n this post is 'bout ginjima sooo yeah (besides if ya follow me y'know i love tsumu don't come at me), this was so fun to write🤩 ahfkahflshda

authors note(3) : first time making a 3rd note got a lot to say lol,, this was all over the place dang ahdgahdga jumping from one topic to the other.. i like it, feels like we're having a convo lol

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[tomopri]

time for another abno oc *thumbs up* This one is tied to two of my other ones (puck and chainsaw; she's actually. chainsaw's mom + puck's sister. dw about possibility i'm literally just doing whatever at this point)

decided morgan would get smth kinda like you'd see on the wiki or in the encyclopedia so here we go (will be reiterating some stuff from the image);

The Green Lady (sometimes referred to as Morgan; it's not stated clearly as to why, but it's assumed as a reference to The Green Lady from Arthurian legend.)

Subject Classification: F-01-65

E-Boxes: 10

Attack Type: BLACK (1~2)

Risk Level: ZAYIN

This Abnormality is Capable of Instadeath

This Abnormality is Capable of Employee Alteration

This Abnormality can Benefit the Facility

Good Mood Range: 8-10

Norm Mood Range: 6-7

Bad Mood Range: 0-5

"Have you seen him? What have they done with my baby brother?" - The Green Lady's Entry

The Green Lady (F-01-65), also known as Morgan, is a pale woman in a ragged, green dress with plants for limbs; branches as her left arm and leg, and vines as her right. She has short blonde hair with two pigtail-like bits of hair and a very small 'antenna' piece of hair. There are leaves growing out of her face. She has severely damaged wings, with her right having part of it replaced by a large piece of leaf.

Rather than standing in the center of her containment, she rests on her knees in the corner.

Ability

Her special ability is triggered once any work is finished, though the effect differs based on the result. After a Good work result, she grants the employee a crown that appears to resemble a small wreath. The crown heals +12 SP and +7 HP every few seconds (2~4) and remains until the end of the day. After a Normal work result, she grants the employee a necklace that resembles the branches of her left side. The necklace heals +6 SP and +7 HP every few seconds (3~6). After a Bad work result, she grants the employee a vine wrapped around one of their arms. The vine heals +2 SP every 10 seconds, but severely lowers their work success rate.

Getting two bad results in a row will cause the vines to rapidly engulf the employee(s) and suffocate them. The employee will be considered Dead near the beginning of the animation.

If more than 5 employees (not counting The False Fae/Puck/F-01-38, if he's in the facility) obtain the gift, they will all take decent White Damage (15~20) for the next few seconds (anywhere from 3 to 6 seconds, with damage occurring each second) before all gifts are removed. All of these gifts will disappear once the day is completed.

When an employee who finished a task with The False Fae works on The Green Lady, the success rate goes up by 20%.

Sending The False Fae to work with The Green Lady has a guaranteed perfect P.E. output

Origin

Despite being named after Morgan Le Fay from the Legend of King Arthur, she appears to have no ties to the story. Showed up at the corporation on her own, dragging herself in on barely functioning legs while calling for her 'baby brother'. She claims this is the place 'those monsters' dragged him.

Details

The Green Lady responds to the four works in order of best to worst: Attachment, Insight, Instinct, and Repression.

Like all Abnormalities, her energy output is determined by the number of PE Boxes at the end of the interaction.

im notdoing the rest of this right now this already took way longer than i expected LMAO

[shy-peacock]

I really miss your main fic:((( would you write them being silly and cute (rated G or E or whatever you want) *making up' for the lost time?? Before babies and marriage just the two of them enjoying being together without all the drama love hour works!!

I'd say rated PG- some kissing and stuff???

Enjoy (no proof read- Im busy XD) ...is this canon?? who knows. But y'all won't be able to really??? know whats going on if you haven't read my main fic XD <3

Namaari’s bike sped fast down the sidewalk like a gust of powerful wind, her hair whipping back, legs pumping the bike forward as fast as it would take her. 

School was done with for the day, her Mother in her typical meetings, Namaari taking the free time to bike all the way towards the Heart sector to where Raya would surely be getting out of school at any moment. Excitement coursing through her veins, eager to see her after a slew of busy days where she could only see Raya in brief moments of passing. Getting a smile, a tiny wave, maybe a hug if she was lucky. Yet Namaar wanted more. She wanted to spend hours with her best friend, and crush, again. Just like they did on days off or during holiday weeks. Never long enough for Namaari, but enough to make the time apart easier. 

It wasn’t long till Raya’s school came into view, Namaari disembarking from her bike as it still moved along. Taking a few quick steps as she slowed down, coming upon the building right as the bell rang and students came pouring out of its doorways. 

Namaari waited eagerly, trying to spot Raya through the crowds. Student after student, kid after kid, coming forth without a single look back as they escaped to freedom. All sizes and shapes and ages, yet not a single one of them was Raya. 

Which was odd.

Strange.

Raya truly being the first to escape ‘hell’ as she put it, disliking most things about school that were not either physically related or ‘dragon’ related. Smart as a whip, yet she detested being stuck indoors for the long hours of the day. Always racing out of the building before the bell had stopped its glorious ring of freedom. Typically it was Namaari who had to keep up with her, fast as she was. 

Eventually, Namaari pushed onward until she was nearly at the school gates. Hovering, trying to spot her from where she stood to where the building doors had swung open. The hallway was long, doors of classrooms and lockers that spread all along the wall. Barely any students were coming out now, a slower-paced bunch with an easy conversation going between them. Laughing, chattering away as they passed by Namaari without a care in the world. 

Namaari almost turned back, thinking she may have missed Raya amongst the others, but then a noise caught her attention. Specifically Raya’s name, being shouted down the hall.

“Raya!” a voice cried out, “hey!”

It was only then that Namaari saw Raya exiting the building, her footsteps quick as usual as she made a beeline towards the gate. Nearly stumbling over her own two feet as she stopped and turned towards the person calling her name, another student that followed after her outside the school building. A male student, face red, exhausted as if they had been chasing her all through the school. Huffing and puffing, out of breath as he had succeeded in getting her to notice him at last.

“Hey-...” he said again, smiling sheepishly at her. 

Namaari heard Raya chuckle, “Hey-....?”

After that, she couldn’t hear a word he or she said. Their voices dropping, or at least his was, as Namaari saw his mouth move and his hands toss back and forth as he rambled on, meanwhile she could only see Raya’s back as she was faced towards him. Unsure of what they spoke about or even why, just that with every word that came out of his mouth had his face growing redder by the moment. Then, without warning, he took her hand in his own. Holding it delicately as he continued to speak, the sight of it caused Namaari’s stomach to dip painfully. Uncomfortable as she realized what was happening.

He was asking her out.

Namaari didn’t even realize she was sinking down behind the school gates, not until her back pressed against the rugged bricks and she moved down into a sitting position. Knees bent, hugging them tight to her chest as she tried not to think about the conversation they were having then. How his hand touched her hand, how Raya had not pulled away from it. How she chuckled at his simple ‘hey’.

How she probably found him charming.

How he was probably going to try and kiss her hand then.

Maybe her lips even?

The more she sat there, the worse she felt. Practically wishing she could sink into the wall or at the very least go back in time and prevent herself from seeing this moment between them. The very best she could do was to slip away, walking her bike in the opposite direction until she knew she had given them enough space that she could get on her bike and pedal away without being detected.

Namaari glanced back, seeing Raya still before the boy. Forcing herself to look forward, riding the long way back to the Sisudatu, so that by the time she met up with her again that afternoon- she had wiped away the tears and put on a smile. Raya would be none the wiser…

~~~~

“MAARI!” 

Namaari shrinked away, down further into the sheets. Raya followed her down, pushing back the blankets so that she couldn’t hide from her. Giving her the most adorable yet stern look she had ever seen. Especially as she brought up her finger to point at her, ready to tell her off.

“I cannot believe you didn’t tell me that happened!” Raya yelled again, “how old were we!?”

“Ah…high school?” Namaari grimaced, “I can’t remember exactly..I just know it was the times when I would bike to meet you after school and all-”

“So right about the time we started dating?!”

“No, we weren’t dating yet-”

“Still-!” Raya huffed, “you had to have known I liked you!”

Namaari shrugged, “I mean-..I hoped…we weren’t exactly..great at confessing back then…”

“But-..” Raya began, before giving up, rolling her eyes before giving her girlfriend a stern look, “either way-...I can’t believe you never told me that-...I can’t believe you hid it from me!”

Namaari grimaced again, feeling somewhat bad. They had been laying in bed most of the morning, cuddling and just reconnecting again with one another. Years now into the reunification of Kumandra, the defeat of the Druuns and the return of Sisu the actual dragon. They had a place all to their own, a life building with one another. No longer driven apart by duties and, quite literally, demons and all the confusing messes of terrified young lovers and the angst that was brought upon them by the miscommunications with each other. No, now they were happy. Now they had time to recollect the past and simmer in it. Healing from old wounds, remembering the good and the great and the bad  and even the heart wrenching pains that neither of them knew about. Namaari telling Raya about a time she had been hurt, not by Raya but by her own worries and a boy that neither of them even knew anymore confessing his feelings for Raya.

An old story that Namaari had nearly forgotten, brought up at random in her mind that morning as they talked. 

Leading them to now…

“I didn’t want to ask you about it..because I was afraid of the answer I’d get.” Namaari explained, “back then-..I couldn’t tell if we were really going to be something, or if that was my heart hoping we would..”. 

Raya shifted back a bit. Clearly still not happy by this news, yet understandable of it. 

They were young.

They had so much happening around them.

Both of them were wanting to be with each other yet afraid that their ‘person’ would reject them. No matter how much they cared for one another, it was the matter of risking everything for something that could all be in their heads. Not even a year later, Raya and Namaari kissed for the first time and their world completely changed. But, in the aftermaths of that scene between Raya and the boy, Namaari never would have guessed they’d be at that point months down the line.

“I told him no..” Raya stated, swatting at Namaari when she gave her a ‘um…of course??’ sort of look, “I mean it…I was so mad he was wasting my time, I already got stuck being scolded by one of my teacher’s..and then he stops me just to tell me something as stupid as that!”. Raya laughed, her face bright but her eyes falling as she looked down to her hands as they fiddled with a string in their blanket. “I wish I had known you were there..I would have kissed you then if I knew you were watching that unfold..” Raya admitted, cheeks dusted red, “just to let you know how much I wanted to be with you, over anyone…”

Namaari tried to bite back a smile, unable to keep it from showing.

“I would have kissed you that night your Dad wasn’t home-”

“GOD-” Raya laughed, “that was the absolute worst-!”

“Imagine if he would have opened the door to that instead of us doing ‘nothing’.” Namaari teased, throwing Raya into another fit of laughter as she did. Both remembering how close they had become that night, how they nearly kissed without a single word of recognition of their feelings. Yet, right after the incident, neither girl would admit that ‘something’ had happened between them. Joking as they claimed they were doing ‘nothing’ at all.

Raya shook her head, giving Namaari a humorous look.

“I wanted to kiss you plenty of times when we were in the Sisudatu studying.” she admitted, “and almost every time you came over-”

Namaari arched an eyebrow, “Well, I wanted to kiss you nearly every minute during those six years apart.”

Raya smirked, watching Namaari affectionately before saying-

“I want to kiss you now.”

Namaari laughed lightly, “Yeah..I do too..”

Their lips pressed together and Namaari felt her entire body melt into her kiss, sighs of pleasure escaping them both. The familiarity, the comfort, the buzzing and pleasant joy of being in one another’s arms as they deepened their kiss. Her tongue lightly grazing Namaari’s upper lip, Raya’s breath shuddering when she lightly bit down on her lower lip. 

She felt Raya’s body move back, following her as she tugged her onto her body. Shifting her weight, her lover’s legs opening as she moved into her. Gently rocking down, until Raya’s head moved back to release a hot moan into the air. Namaari taking the moment to see her face, see the way her eyes fluttered at the sensation of heat melting through her body. A pair of hands coming around her back, lightly digging nails into her skin with one while the other came to affectionately stroke her face. Thumb brushing her cheek, as they locked eyes. Mesmerized, watching the other with pure bliss. 

“Namaari..” Raya spoke, her voice earnest, “I’ll never make you feel that way again…okay?”

Namaari forced a light laugh, “Raya, it wasn’t your fault..and it was ages ago-”

“I know….” Raya admitted, “I just want you to know that you’ll never have to cry alone like that..or worry…cause I’ll be here to hold you when you do…until you feel better.”

 Namaari nodded at her words, sinking into Raya’s body as she embraced her. Embracing them and the promise they held, not just from Raya but for her to Raya as well. Letting her hold her as they kissed. Blissful, as they reminisced and cuddled the rest of the day away.