#cipherspeaks

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houseling birthday

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REBLOG IF YOU WISH YOU COULD FORCE A BLADE INTO YOUR GUT AND DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU HAVE REACHED ETERNAL STATUS; OR IF YOU FUCKING LOVE THE INFINITE GARLIC BREAD AT ALWAYS GARDEN

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@katiekatdragon27 , @crispysillylemoncake and anybody else who might want to join!!

new tag game, because I can

no pressure tags:

@red-velvet-0w0 @nyxisagod @lynx-brynjar @encryptidarchivist @justbugsnstuff

@justanotherenbyhere +Anyone else

[billcryptid]

BILL CIPHER'S FACTS ABOUT... LINGUISTICS!

MY NATIVE LANGUAGE IS CALLED CIPHERSPEAK I FOUND OUT THE HIGHER UPS NAMED IT THAT AFTER THEY FOUND OUT THAT TO OTHER SPECIES, IT SOUNDED GARBLED AND THE LETTERING NONSENSICAL LIKE A LANGUAGE PUT THROUGH A CIPHER SO MY LAST NAME IS BASICALLY IF A HUMAN HAD THE LAST NAME "ENGLISH"

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What language is that oh greatness

What, my cipherspeak? It’s cipherspeak.

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top ten activities to do with your friends

fallout new vegas keychains. I can't believe I made Dr 0 real

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have you ever done something you think you'll regret, then you regret it for like .00999 seconds, but it actually was a great idea and you feel happy and warm inside because the other person feels the same way 

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

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what if… think tank speech bubbles…

+ alt version

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SOUNDS LIKE A YOU ISSUE HONESTLY

I CAN BREAK THESE DOWN REASONABLY EASILY INTO BITE SIZED PIECES A CHILD COULD EAT

- “WHY ARE STARS BIG?”: THEY NEED TO COLLECT A LOT OF GAS SO THAT THEIR GRAVITY GETS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD THEM TOGETHER

- “WHAT DOES ‘ANY’ MEAN?”: ANY IS LIKE A GIANT UMBRELLA THAT CAN COVER WHATEVER YOU WANT. FOR EXAMPLE ‘ANY PLACE’ MEANS THAT YOU COULD CHOOSE WHICHEVER PLACE YOU WANT AND IT WORKS

- “WHY DOES BUTTER STICK TO BREAD?”: BECAUSE BUTTER CAN GET MELTY EVEN AT ROOM TEMPERATURE; LIQUID LIKES TO FILL UP HOLES, AND BREAD HAS A LOT OF HOLES

LAST ONE’S TOO OPEN ENDED BUT YOU GET THE POINT

Living with a toddler is giving me a newfound respect for how much parents tend to Give Up when answering toddler questions

Not because they are unanswerable

But because they are fundamentally unanswerable without getting into concepts that are extremely difficult to explain to a toddler

And this is a skill issue, obviously! Totally a problem on the adult end

But like-

- why are stars big?

- what does ‘any’ mean?

- why does butter stick to bread?

and my favorite

- me, staring off into space thinking about percy jackson in tartarus

- toddler- why are you looking at the wall?

all great questions! i can’t answer them

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i have 400 mental illnesses and will never be normal again #teddy

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unwellness stimboard

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do you think tabi was always trying to push away and be mean to evbo because she knew this was going to happen otherwise.

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talking with a friend yesterday and she reminded me of the fact that greco-roman societies viewed big dicks as a negative trait

(the rio times)

which, knowing how much of a history nerd ulysses is,

makes this line WAY funnier

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being in the flatland fandom but not the gravity falls fandom feels so odd right now. watching from my window as all my flatposting gets more and more traction like an old man who’s about to tell these kids to get off his lawn. coming out there with a broom going I DON’T KNOW YOUR YELLOW TRIANGLE MAN. PLEASE. I’M JUST HERE FOR THE ABSURDISM AND POLITICAL SATIRE

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[ID: A digital drawing of A Sphere and A Square from the 2007 Flatland film, with A Sphere grinning and holding A Square up to the camera like a piece of paper. A Sphere is yellow with red eyes, and A Square is pale blue. End ID.]

why does half of my flat art look like this