#cod roach ask blog

[ask-roachwithaflame]

So, if bed bugs stay in a bed, where do cockroaches stay?

@cmdr-graves

There is an annoyed groan that comes from a nearby vent.

Too close to you apperently.

[ask-roachwithaflame]

*forehead smooch*

*skedaddles away*

Oh!

Roach is blushing under his mask

[qwimblenorrisstan]

wow I’ve been watching all of the cod ask blogs spring up almost overnight in the past week and I am LOVING this

like I’ve seen gaz, soap (x3), ghost, price, keegan, roach, nik, konig, laswell, graves, and a lot of ocs interacting too

I think this is like the fandom equivalent of a spiritual revival

[whateverdraws1008]

Burn scars are a tricky situation, they get tight and stuff when physical therapy isn’t started in time. Not to mention, fire kind of deletes skin(sometimes patients have fish scales on their wounds which I find interesting). Though burn scars are especially concerning when on the hands, it’s not uncommon for burns to tighten up and force the hand to be unable to bend, rendering the appendage useless. Also, burns on the eyes typically cause blindness and infection or rapid loss of sight alerts the immune system to the eyeballs, making it attack them(causing full blindness unless patient prevents infection or takes something that compromises their immune system.

Did this happen to either of the boys?

…Or did I just give somebody an anxiety attack with my medical infodump?

…oops.

..uh oh

[ask-roachwithaflame]

The phone buzzed against the table like an accusation. Roach reached for the bourbon again, taking a longer swig this time. The burn was becoming familiar, welcome even. He nearly spit out his drink as he saw the other three messages come in though.

Roach felt something shift in his chest, equal parts alarm and want. This wasn't some random hookup fumbling through pickup lines. He would see them again — he's risking the possibility of being exposed, or worse, becoming attached.

He took another swig, longer this time, letting the bourbon make the decision for him. His fingers moved across the screen with the kind of reckless confidence that only came from expensive whiskey and bad choices.

[Gary: Mask stays on. Always.]

[Gary: And it depends how long you can hold out for.]

[Gary: Most people tap out before I'm even getting started.]

He hit send on all three before his brain could catch up and stage an intervention. The messages sat there on his screen like evidence of temporary insanity. His rational mind was screaming, but it was being systematically drowned by expensive bourbon and the kind of reckless heat that came from playing with fire.

This isn't how he'd expected tonight to go. If it were anything like the usual, he'd suffer through a conversation he couldn't care any less about simply in an attempt to get his dick wet. And yet, here he was stood at his liquor cabinet with a freshly refilled glass and smiling at the response.

Roach took the bait.

Phil: Bet I could do you one better

Purposefully vague - either an invite to turn coat or flirting back. There was a moment for Roach to question it before Graves sent another one, intent much clearer this time.

Phil: So the mask stays on during? Phil: Can't say I've tried it, but I'll do anything once Phil: If you want me to be the crowd, that is ;)

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

:(

What is this game?

[ask-shadow-medic-soli]

Have you gone crazy yet

If the system keeps failing like this I might actually kill someone, but no my sanity remains intact so far. Have people of the vent been behaving? I've mostly been in my office all day.

[ask-roachwithaflame]

Mr. Porch! Hi! I'm Flan!

I would give a proper introduction but I'm a bit short on time-

All I wanna say is that you seem really cool! Please continue being nice to Mr. Phoenix, he deserves someone good for once.

And if you hurt him, I will hunt you down and make you wish you had never even laid eyes on the man.

Anyways! Hi! We should talk again soon!

- @flaanon 🍮

Porch? That's a new one cake. And don't worry, I'm not the type to hurt people in ways that aren't deserved.

The threats are fun, reminds me of sandman

[ask-roachwithaflame]

Hello definitely innocent person

Is this how you do that shit?...

[private-boots]

Signs

Want to play rock paper scissors

- @ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach

*grins*

Hell yeah, let's go.

*get's ready*

Do we bet?

[ask-roachsanderson]

Oh Roach, your helmet is so nice and shiny! And your uniform so well pressed! Wait, the light is better over here…just inside this doorway over here…closer to the medical unit…I need to see your handsome uniform better!

Get em @ask-141s-underpaid-medic

-🏴‍☠️

OH GOD NO. PLEASE. PLEASE NOT AGAIN. OH MY GOD IM SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES

[ask-roachwithaflame]

*The other other other Roach holds out his hand before signing*

Want

I HAB CHICKEN NUGGIES

[ask-phillip-graves]

HELP I WAS RUNNING FROM THE 141 AND IM STUCK WITH THIS OTHER GUY (roach was it?!?) IN THE VENTS

- Scared shadow (pls help this guys petting his pet beetles the 141 is insane)

Go make some friends Shadow. Havin' a good time @ask-roachsanderson?

[capt-mactavish-ask-blog]

ಠ_ಠ

What…

What is this???

Why’s it lookin at me like that??

[whateverdraws1008]

How’s Alaska treating you and your men, Captain MacTavish?

every break they're like that. Those dumbasses. SORRY FOR THE LOW QUALITY ON THE SKETCH UHHVGASFDYAU MY KRITA BETRAYED MEE! fixed the problem tho.