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alpal-ult · 19 days ago
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WIP AM I COOKING
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based off the new Alien Stage illustration and inspired by a post by @/gikkvn (twitter)
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jonahintwstmchybridau · 3 months ago
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"Tsuki opened up an old AU to test some color combinations and silly new design" part 4
Jonah Argentum by me
Andrea Williams by @91062854-ka
Astrid Lancaster by @countessofwisdom
Color Palette source:
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cipheramnesia · 6 months ago
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It's pretty funny how much animal camouflage, especially insect camouflage, is a backwards engineered mess of unreadable code, that produces a result which only barely seems effective to human eyes because after millions of years of focus groups, that weird uncanny valley of colors is just the one that most consistently triggers "I am bark" or "I am poisonous" or "I am a larger predator" to potential predators. And it's not like a hundred percent success rate, it's just genetic blobs blindly feeling around for why they're making more genetic blobs instead of being digested into protein by the stomach of a field mouse. It's like "what made you" and the answer is one million years averaged out into some semblance of consistency. It's kinda cool, take a bunch of proteins, give them a million years to work on it, and they can figure out what a snake's head looks like, and build a worm shaped like that. They don't even have eyes, they're just like sculptors and all the non-snake worms get trimmed away by hungry birds.
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hayaku14 · 2 months ago
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btw last week on jp twitter they were goncharov-ing a detective conan movie into existence lmao
it all started because of this twitter user pointing out that the Osaka Expo 2025 venue looks like a setting out of a detco movie (x)
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then someone fixed the color, added "original work by gosho aoyama", and voila (x)
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and then people just kept adding on to it, here's a few more:
they got teaser art posters (1) (2) (3)
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a movie logo (x)
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and a movie poster ofc (x)
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btw if you were wondering wtf that weird blob creature is, it's Osaka Expo 2025's mascot:
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oh yeah someone also made a whole ass movie trailer (x)
and end credits too but i can't upload 2 videos so here's the link (x)
someone even made an agasa quiz lmao (x)
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someone also brainrotted so hard they managed to gather hattori, kaitou kid, amuro, and akai all in one movie (x)
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anyway, we've cracked the code. we can explode any place just by adding "original work by gosho aoyama" (x) (x)
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simnopke · 5 months ago
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The Sims 2 Legacy Collection: shadow fix
The rerelease of The Sims 2 introduced a fix for the black rectangles under Sims. You may have experienced this bug in the Ultimate Collection version.
As the creator of the Sims Shadow Fix, I was curious to know how it was done. But first, I'd like to explain what the problem with Sim shadows is.
What's the cause of the shadow bug?
When the game works as intended, a Sim shadow texture is a light bluish blob on a white background. It also has transparency, but it's unused. It looks like this:
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However, many modern graphics cards render the texture as plain black with transparency:
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That's why black rectangles appear under the Sims.
What does my mod do?
My mod is only a workaround for the bug. It uses the transparency to recreate the shadows.
The first versions released in 2015 and 2016 were achromatic, while the original shadows were bluish. Back then I didn't even know why and how my mod worked.
On 2 January 2025 I released new versions based on my research into shaders. I also recreated the original bluish shadows.
How does the Legacy Collection fix the shadow bug?
Thanks to @ivycopur I was able to examine the code. It uses a workaround, just like my mod.
In fact, it looks almost exactly like the really not misty 0.4 version of my mod, which, ironically, is now legacy. The shader code in the Legacy Collection contains the same nonsense. And a bit more.
Code comparison
The left side is the original code extracted from the Materials.package file in The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection. The right side is my code or the Legacy Collection code:
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The differences between my code and the LC code:
the debug part: I removed it from my code as players will never see it. The LC has this feature untouched.
alphaBlend srcFactor: despite the difference, it actually changes nothing. Explained later.
The identical changes:
alphaBlend dstFactor,
the same colorScalar has been added,
textureBlend.
Nonsense #1: textureBlend
The textureBlend defines how the colors of the incoming texture are transformed. The first argument is responsible for the color channels, the second – for the transparency.
Originally it's just:
textureBlend select(texture) select(texture)
And it means that the texture is taken as it is.
My and LC code transforms it though. The colorScalar is defined as a partially opaque (40%) black color. The transparency argument takes the transparency of the original texture and darkens it with the 40% factor:
multiply(colorScalar texture)
And this makes sense. The color channels argument takes the transparency part of the texture and makes it pure black, because the color scalar is black:
multiply(colorScalar texture:alphaReplicate)
It's pointless. I could go:
select(colorScalar)
instead. It would be effectively the same.
The texture after the transformations looks like this:
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Nonsense #2: alphaBlend
The alphaBlend defines how to mix the source colors (in this case the transformed texture from the textureBlend step) with the destination colors (in this case, the ground under Sim's feet).
The srcFactor argument defines the source color transformations, the dstFaction – defines the destination color transformations. And then they're put together.
Originally it's:
alphaBlend srcFactor(destColor) add dstFactor(zero)
The srcFactor says that the shadow colors are darkened with the ground colors. The dstFactor doesn't really matter because it's multiplied by zero (black). Also, transparency isn't used.
If I understand correctly, you could achieve the same effect with:
alphaBlend srcFactor(zero) add dstFactor(srcColor)
And the final effect is:
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My and LC code had to do it differently. The dstFactor says to darken the floor color with inverted transparency:
dstFactor(invSrcAlpha)
It sounds complicated, but the inversion actually means that black becomes white and vice versa. So the transparency texture, which is a dark gray blob on a black background, becomes a light gray blob on a white background.
The srcFactor is actually useless because the shadow texture (from the textureBlend step) is black. So it doesn't matter if you use:
srcFactor(one)
like I did, or:
srcFactor(destColor)
as in the LC code, it will always be black because you can't make black any darker. To make the intention clear, I'd personally go with:
srcFactor(zero)
instead. The final effect would always be:
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It's different from the original intended effect. You can even see the difference in the official screenshots:
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Source 1 | Source 2
Conclusion
It doesn't look like a coincidence. The cause of the shadow bug hasn't been fixed, and I doubt that an experienced shader creator would come up with such a workaround. There are better ways.
Before you point out that it's against my terms of use to take my code and sell it, especially without credit, hear out. It doesn't matter – EA's policy allows it. And I'm not even angry. It's just funny that they trusted such a messy code. I wouldn't be surprised to see other creators' fixes in the Legacy Collection.
The good thing is that EA has addressed the shadow issue at all. 🙃
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teatime-tangents-and-toys · 3 months ago
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Interesting Monster High design things that are never explicitly stated:
* Unlicensed vampires are all some type of pink-skinned for some reason, including related species like the manananggal
* Clawdeen, and by extension, other werewolves, never wear silver metals, because that weakens them. The Wolfs only wear gold jewelry and accents.
* Lagoona's sporty theme aligns with the use of mesh fabrics to make a pun about fishnets
* Wydowna Spider's hairline is a widow's peak and one of her hands is in Spider-Man's web-slinging shape
* Twyla's eyes glow in the dark on most editions--common knowledge, but Mattel has never told buyers about it on her boxes!
* Twyla is a boogeyman and her costume designs all feature antique architectural details and imagery of things that might be in a scary bedroom at night, like wallpaper patterns, doorknobs, bugs, and beds, while her outfits often resemble pajamas
* The two G1 pop star characters are a witch and a black cat, and a witch and cat were also a Create-A-Monster duo
* The Grant sisters' monster twist on genies is to make them plated like desert scorpions
* Elissabat's face is deliberately highly similar to Draculaura's, but their sculpts have been determined to be different--this when MH has used shared sculpts for more distant-looking and disparate pairs of characters!
* The Blob and Ice Girls are a Create-A-Monster duo because freezing was the one weakness of the Blob monster
* Deuce and Cleo as a couple invoke the synergy of snakes and Egyptian culture, the famous Cleopatra being Greek, and Cleopatra being stated in legend to have died by snakebite--similar reasons a mummy and Gorgon were paired in the Create-A-Monster sets
* Operetta is from New Orleans because it's a uniquely French area of the USA, tying her into the original setting of the Phantom of the Opera
* The manufacturing code on the back of Skelita Calaveras' original head mold is a custom sequence made to depict the name "KATRINA".
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This refers to the tradition of carving a name of honor into a Dia de Muertos sugar skull, and may also reflect La Catrina, the iconic Mexican skeleton woman in the wide hat often seen in the holiday's imagery. Other dolls have these stamps on the backs of their heads with meaningless sequences of letters and numbers which are never meant to be seen, but Skelita's stamp was used for a purpose. I've checked her dolls after G1 (starting with her first collector doll in 2016), and they have a generic code stamped in and have lost this detail.
* Viperine Gorgon has distinct visual hallmarks of both human and serpent albinism, and her use of sunglasses could correspond with sensitive eyes from the condition, though she's never stated to have the condition in any material.
* Great Scarrier Reef's transformations: Electric-powered Frankie became an electric eel, Draculaura became a vampire squid, and tigerlike Toralei became a lionfish. I've heard Clawdeen was based on a wolffish, but can't be sure that was actually clear. Gil turning into a ray may be a pun with manta and manster? No idea if Lagoona was based on a specific fish or not. Nor why she even had to transform in her native territory for any reason beyond making a new doll.
* Bonita Femur's color palette is based on the rosy maple moth, which is as implausibly candy-colored as Bonita. Luna Mothews is absolutely not actually a luna moth, but could be loosely based on the cecropia moth, the largest in North America and found in regions that could include New Jersey where she's from (or West Virginia, where the Mothman is from). Her yellow exoskeleton also loosely resembles the hornet moth, but may not intentionally be based on it.
* Mouscedes King, Luna Mothews, and Elle Eedee are a primary yellow/red/blue trio but also a past/present/future trio based on an old fairy tale, a current cryptid legend, and a speculative idea of future tech
* Headmistress Bloodgood's first name was eventually revealed to be Nora, an iconically Irish name that may have been chosen to liken Bloodgood to the Irish folklore of the dullahan, another "headless rider" monster.
* River Styxx is a young-adolescent Grim Reaper ghost who is partially translucent, revealing bones in her limbs and having a more opaque face that looks like thin skin over a bony structure. This creates a fun possible worldbuilding idea that reapers start as ghosts with skin and it fades as they develop, becoming full skeletons in classic Death style when mature.
* Peri and Pearl are conjoined Hydra sisters, obviously reflecting a rare human scenario of conjoined twins through the Hydra monster concept, but also possibly being influenced by the animal phenomenon of snakes being born with two heads in an even Y-shaped structure.
* Elle has a separate sculpted panel on her hip where her factory stamp is placed, canonizing the real-world manufacturing artifact as a real/literal/diegetic feature on the manufactured robot character.
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* Corazón Marikit's red fringe blends the two halves of her outfit, but also stands in for the gorier imagery of dangling intestines and entrails when the manananggal monster's body splits at the waist. She does have a spine coming out of her upper torso as the peg that clicks her pieces together, but the dolls aren't brutally gory, so her costume alludes to the folklore's more extreme imagery in a graceful way.
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* Scary Sweet Birthday Cupid is the only doll in the SSB collection whose cage element is under her skirt rather than on top of it.
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This placement and its rectangular silhouette make the cage functional rather than decorative, replicating an old-fashioned crinoline frame used to internally shape big skirts, and its wide boxy shape matches some rococo skirt silhouettes, suiting the other elements Cupid has drawn from the rococo aesthetic, even before G3. Victorian-steampunk Robecca Steam has also worn cage elements that invoke a crinoline without a skirt to be shaped by it.
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chez-cinnamon · 6 months ago
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Hiiii me again, my brain keeps repeating this scenario about how Noah was born and I feel like you should hear it;
Basically Caine has a bug in his code, nothing major, just causing some mild discomfort. All it was was a little stomach ache and some occasional nausea, but it was persistent and slippery, Caine could never quite catch the little glitch in his code.
Due to his symptoms Queenie made at least a couple jokes about him being pregnant, affectionately dubbing the glitch their "little bug". After a while Caine finally asks Kinger and Queenie to help him fix the issue, it was just getting on his nerves.
After a few minutes of checking through his code Queenie and Kinger found the little glitch at the same time, but when they both touched it at the same time the area of the circus around them glitched out for a moment before settling, the bug in Caine's code was gone without a trace... But now there was a new little bug in Caine's arms, a little blob of code so small it fit in Caine's hands that was quickly taking shape.
After barely a moment it looked like a tiny version of Caine, though it's color was slightly different and it was bundled in a tiny version of Kinger's robe that was red with yellow stripes. The sweetest little bug, and the cutest little Prince of the Circus.
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Once again you're cooking, honestly this might as well be canon I think this is adorable !!!
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elliespassagerprincess · 1 month ago
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Hi love would you mind making a part for professor!ellie where reader is pregnant again OR when their daughter grows up ?
Amazing work btw
Headcannons: professor!ellie williams x reader
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masterlist
professor ellie masterlist
☆ Aurora’s favorite thing to do is sit on Ellie’s lap during her late-night grading sessions, asking questions like, “Are your students as smart as me?”
☆ She wears glasses just like Ellie now—reader thinks they’re twins.
☆ Aurora mimics Ellie’s mannerisms, like adjusting her glasses when she’s nervous or tilting her head when thinking.
☆ She already knows how to read short paragraphs and corrects people’s grammar—even Ellie’s, which makes her beam with pride.
☆ Aurora's drawings always include three people—Mama, Mommy, and her—but now a fourth baby blob is starting to appear in the corner labeled “Arny.”
☆ When you went into labor, Aurora tried to pack her own bag “to help,” which included crayons, a banana, and Ellie’s old lecture clicker.
☆ Ellie sometimes brings Aurora to campus events. She introduces her proudly with “This is my daughter. She’s smarter than my entire first-year class.”
☆ Aurora makes Ellie bracelets from string and demands she wear them even during lectures. She always does.
☆ Aurora asks science questions constantly. Ellie answers all of them with a whiteboard and diagrams.
☆ You once walked in on Aurora “lecturing” her stuffed animals, using Ellie’s tone exactly.
☆ Ellie writes down Aurora’s quotes in a leather-bound “Aurora Archive” journal.
☆ She refers to Ellie as “the smartest person alive” and you as “the prettiest.”
☆ Aurora’s handwriting practice turned into a full essay on why “Mommy Ellie is too bossy, but I still love her.”
☆ Ellie was obsessively thorough about the IVF process, reading every published study on embryo grading, success rates, and maternal health. She made color-coded charts for each clinic they considered.
☆ The decision to have a second child came after Aurora turned five, when she looked up at them one night and asked, “Why don’t I have a baby brother or sister?”
☆ Ellie wanted a boy this time, not because she loved Aurora any less, but because she was fascinated by how different he might be — still theirs, but uniquely his own.
☆ You carried Arnold, just like with Aurora, and Ellie was even more attentive this time—bringing snacks, checking nutrient levels, monitoring stress like a hawk.
☆ You used the same donor, ensuring Arnold and Aurora were biologically related, and Ellie cried when they found out the embryo had successfully implanted.
☆ Ellie held her breath during every scan, gripping your hand tightly until they saw that tiny heartbeat flicker on the screen.
☆ At home, Ellie converted her study into a nursery months before it was needed, painting it a rich forest green and hanging hand-painted space-themed art on the walls.
☆ She read academic articles aloud to your belly, mumbling about epigenetics and language development, hoping Arnold would be a little genius like his sister.
☆ Aurora would whisper secrets to her unborn brother, telling him what not to do so “Mama doesn’t freak out.”
☆ You and Ellie filmed short video diaries for Arnold, each one ending with Aurora saying, “Hurry up and come out, dummy.”
☆ Your pregnancy with Arnold was harder than Aurora’s — more nausea, more exhaustion — and Ellie handled everything from meals to laundry to carrying you to bed if you fell asleep on the couch.
☆ Ellie barely slept the night you went into labor, pacing in circles around their bedroom and triple-checking the hospital bag every 10 minutes.
☆ When Arnold was born, Ellie was the first to cry, trembling as she cut the umbilical cord and kissed your sweaty forehead, whispering, “You did it. He’s here.”
☆ Arnold was a quiet baby—unlike his fiery older sister—and when the nurse handed him to Ellie, he blinked up at her with wide, moss-green eyes.
☆ Aurora was the first to hold Arnold after them, sitting carefully on the hospital bed, her small arms wrapped awkwardly around her baby brother, declaring, “He smells weird. But he’s cute.”
☆ Ellie took an extended sabbatical from the university, something she never did for herself, but did without hesitation for Arnold and you.
☆ She kept a detailed baby log, recording every feeding, nap, and developmental milestone like it was groundbreaking research. (“He smiled at 4 weeks. Do you know how rare that is?”)
☆ You would often find Ellie in the middle of the night, swaying gently in the rocking chair with Arnold on her chest, whispering about constellations and music theory.
☆ Aurora helped with diaper changes, read bedtime stories to Arnold (whether he was awake or not), and told everyone at school, “I have a brother. He’s gonna be smarter than all of you.”
☆ Ellie constantly takes pictures of the three of you—you nursing, Aurora playing peekaboo, Arnold asleep on Ellie’s chest. She prints them, dates them, and keeps them in a growing archive labeled The Love We Made.
☆ Arnold has Ellie wrapped around his tiny fingers already—she holds him like he’s made of glass.
☆ She was an emotional wreck the day he was born, whispering “You’re here. You’re real,” over and over.
☆ Ellie sobbed in the hospital bathroom, clutching a photo of Aurora and trying to calm her nerves before holding Arnold for the first time.
☆ She made laminated feeding/diapering schedules and color-coded copies for both reader and herself.
☆ Ellie insisted on staying awake every night at first. You had to force her to rest by dragging her to bed.
☆ Her obsession with checking his breathing every 20 minutes has led to installing four different monitors.
☆ Ellie reads academic articles to him during nap time—“gotta start the kid early.”
☆ His nursery is space-themed. Ellie picked every star and constellation herself and even made a mobile from scratch.
☆ She prints out graphs of his growth and annotates them.
☆ You caught Ellie softly kissing Arnold’s forehead while murmuring, “I’ll protect you forever. I promise.”
☆ She calls him “my little theory” because she wants to “test how much love a person can feel before they combust.”
☆ Ellie holds Arnold for hours while writing lectures one-handed, content even if it takes twice as long.
☆ She talks about him constantly at work—“Sorry my email’s late. My son drooled on my laptop.”
☆ Ellie insisted on giving him a middle name that references a philosopher—Arnold Pascal Williams.
☆ She puts little leather-bound books in his crib for aesthetic photos.
☆ Ellie made a password-protected photo archive titled “Arnold Growth Logs.”
☆ She has framed side-by-side ultrasound pictures of Aurora and Arnold on her office wall.
☆ You found Ellie singing lullabies in Hebrew and Latin just for “academic diversity.”
☆ She’s more patient with Arnold than she’s ever been with anyone.
☆ Ellie’s phone is overloaded with baby pics—she has a folder just labeled “Arnsmol.”
☆ She wrote a 10-page email to the pediatrician just asking about sleep regression.
☆ Ellie gets extremely possessive when someone other than you or Aurora holds Arnold.
☆ Her glasses fog up when she gets overwhelmed watching both kids together.
☆ Arnold’s first smile made Ellie go silent for ten minutes, then cry like a waterfall.
☆ She lowkey competes with you over who Arnold calms down with faster.
☆ She stares at you when she’s breastfeeding, completely mesmerized.
☆ Ellie reads textbooks on postpartum care so she can understand everything reader is experiencing.
☆ She canceled her own faculty conference trip because Arnold had a cold.
☆ Ellie redesigned her lecture schedule so she never misses bedtime for either child.
☆ Ellie’s gone full mama bear—she snapped at a stranger who called Arnold “it.”
☆ She started a private blog documenting her “Motherhood and Academia” journey, but only you have the link.
☆ Ellie sometimes forgets to eat if the baby’s crying—but never forgets to feed him.
☆ You teases Ellie about her “unofficial PhD in parenting.” Ellie secretly loves it.
☆ Arnold’s first laugh made Ellie record five videos trying to recreate the sound.
☆ She leaves love notes inside your breast pump bag.
☆ She wants to homeschool both kids—your not fully convinced yet.
☆ Ellie smells Arnold’s head constantly. Says it’s “baby serotonin.”
☆ Ellie cried when Aurora said “Arnold is my best friend forever.”
☆ She’s started humming lullabies even while writing lectures now.
☆ She talks to Arnold about how they’ll build rockets or dissect frogs together someday.
☆ Ellie calls Aurora and Arnold her “entire thesis on love.”
☆ She still panics during diaper changes—even though she’s read three parenting books.
☆ Ellie smells like baby lotion, chalkboard dust, and coffee now.
☆ Her voice softens immediately when either kid cries.
☆ Ellie doodles tiny versions of Aurora and Arnold in her margins during meetings.
☆ Ellie sometimes stares at you and just whispers, “How did I get this lucky?”
☆ She tells Arnold he looks like you, then whispers, “thank god.”
☆ Ellie calls their family of four “the most important study she’ll ever conduct.”
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district-thirteen-intern · 1 month ago
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to catch a victor (bribe him with bad embroidery)
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pairings: haymitch abernathy x reader
blurb:
it’s not love. it’s frostbite prevention and mutual exasperation.
(fine. it’s also love.)
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The first rule of being a victor is: don’t let anyone care about you. The second rule is: don’t accept hand-sewn items from people who break the first rule.
It’s a few days after the quarter quell announcement when he breaks both these rules spectacularly, through no fault of his own. Haymitch is perched on a lichen-slick boulder at the edge of the woods, his breath fogging in the brittle air, half-listening as the boy outlines a training regimen with all the blind devotion of a zealot trying to out-organize a funeral. Peeta has a binder, gods help them all — tabs meticulously color-coded, sections labeled with grim optimism, drills scheduled as if discipline alone could outpace the death sentence hanging over the girl's head, and he’s earnest enough to make saints exhausted and martyrs reconsider their contracts. Katniss, for her part, has brought along her ever-present shadow, the surly hunter boy, who is theoretically here to demonstrate snares; in practice, he is clearly more interested in watching her as she catalogues various edible roots than in offering any actual instruction and when she moves out of their field of vision, he looks like he’d rather be anywhere else in the world. (Haymitch, for the record, would also rather the hunter boy be anywhere else in the world, but keeping a petty rivalry with a moody teenager does seem like a new low, even for him, so he keeps his mouth shut about that.) The whole thing is laughably futile, a mockery of preparation — because the quarter quell is a loaded gun aimed squarely at their heads, and here they are weaving daisy chains out of training drills and desperate routine, pretending they have some say in how the trigger gets pulled. Haymitch could have been at home instead — indoors, horizontal, and safely ensconced in an embrace with a bottle of white liquor — but no. Peeta had insisted earlier that week, with quiet, unbearable hope, that he sober up to help them prepare. And Haymitch, idiot that he is, had agreed in a moment of generosity. Which is how he now finds himself freezing his ass off in the middle of a dying forest, listening to a teenage bakery evangelist preach about upper-body strength, all while painfully, bitterly sober.
He opens his mouth to suggest they all go home when he sees it.
A streak of red coming through the trees.
And then—
And then she arrives.
The bushes move first, in warning, and the leaves rustle, followed by the sound of someone tripping on their own feet twice, and then she's bursting through the clearing in her signature haphazard way.
There's twigs in her mussed up curls, and her cheeks are pink in the cold air, and she's wrapped inside a bright red overcoat a few sizes too large with a suspicious bundle of blue flannel in her hands.
Haymitch swears under his breath.
“Morning!” she calls, entirely too chipper for someone voluntarily entering a training zone full of traumatized killers filled with unresolved tension.
“That had better be white liquor.”
“It's socks!”
“Socks,” he repeats flatly.
“Yes.” The bundle is being opened, and out come some questionably not-sock-shaped socks. “It's so cold outside and Primrose told me yesterday you come without socks so I sewed some— and they match.”
Katniss picks hers up, examining them they might bite her.
“There's a cake sewn on mine,” says Peeta, sounding pleased.
“Yes, and Katniss has fire— for the girl on fire.”
“And Haymitch?”
“His has a crow.”
His lips twitch. “A crow,” he says.
“Yes.”
He examines the blob of stitching at the ankle. “It looks like it's got three wings and no head.”
She huffs. “It's stylized.”
“It's sad.”
“You're sad.”
Peeta's eyebrows have almost risen past his hairline, and even the girl looks interested.
Haymitch almost wants to wring out their necks. “The peacekeepers will have you whipped down to the bone if they caught you coming here.”
“I was careful.”
“You were lucky,” he says, standing up. “I'm taking you home now.”
“I'm staying.”
“The hell you are.”
“I walked all the way here.”
“And you can walk all the way back.”
“I brought you socks!”
“I didn't ask for socks!”
“I like the socks,” interjects Peeta, unhelpfully.
Haymitch glares. “You're enabling her.”
“If you don't like yours, I won't mind two pairs.”
He glares. “Shut up, Peeta.”
Katniss interrupts them. "We should be leaving anyway."
And that's that.
Later, when the pale sun bleeds into dusk and they trudge back towards the district, Haymitch finds himself falling into step beside her.
“What was Gale's symbol?” he asks, curious.
“Huh?”
“On the socks— what was his symbol?”
“There wasn't any.”
“Why not?”
“I don't like him.”
“You like everyone.”
“Not him,” she says, with stout partiality. “He looks at you funny.”
Haymitch stops dead.
“What?”
“He does!”
The world tilts— just a little— and he feels something warm and stupid looking inside his stomach. He pretends it's just heartburn from indigestion.
“Ridiculous,” he mutters.
But his fingers tighten around the pair of socks. And when she stumbles over a root and her hand grabs his—
He doesn't let go.
Not when the wind bites.
Not when the path darkens.
Not even when she laces their fingers together, her palm fitting against his like it was made to.
(Especially not then.)
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this is not a serious thing. please do not treat it like a serious thing, lol. i just wrote this right now, and posted it because it doesn't really go anywhere, and i have nothing else to post, and why not.
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morning · 1 year ago
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LATER, BOY - M. STURNIOLO (pt2)
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SUMMARY: Matt and Y/N bond after she invites him to a game and they agree to study calculus together, leading to a deepening friendship and mutual understanding that hints at something more.
WARNINGS: NERD!Matt, POPULAR!reader, cussing probs idk, nothing else tbh
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A Monday afternoon, as they were both waiting for the bus, she turned to him and said, "You know, you're not so bad, for a nerd." He laughed, the teasing tone in her voice bringing warmth to his cheeks. "Thanks," he said, trying to play it cool. "You're not so bad for a popular girl." She rolled her eyes, but the smile on her face told him she didn't mind the banter. They talked about their weekend plans, and he found himself sharing details about his latest coding project, something he never talked about with anyone except his closest friends. To his surprise, she listened intently, asking questions and showing genuine interest.
As the bus pulled up, she turned to him. "You know, you should come to the game tomorrow. It'll be fun." He nodded, unable to speak. The idea of being somewhere she would be, doing something she enjoyed, was both terrifying and exhilarating. "I'll think about it," he managed to say, watching as she climbed onto the bus. He stood there, rooted to the spot, until the bus disappeared from view, her words echoing in his mind.
The game was a blur of colors and noise, a cacophony of cheers and laughter. He had never felt so out of place, surrounded by the very people he had spent his whole life avoiding. But there she was, sitting a few rows ahead, her eyes occasionally finding his in the sea of faces. When she caught his gaze, she would smile and wave, and he would feel a jolt of electricity run through him. It was a strange sensation, one that made his heart race and his stomach flip.
During halftime, she made her way over to him. "Hey, you made it," she said, her eyes shining. "Yeah," he replied, his voice barely audible over the din. "It's pretty intense, huh?" He nodded, trying to seem unfazed. "It's okay," she said, leaning closer. "You can sit with us if you want." And just like that, she had invited him into her world. He followed her through the crowd, his heart pounding in his chest like a drum. As they sat down, she turned to him, her eyes searching his. "You don't have to pretend, you know. You can be yourself around me."
The words hung in the air, a promise of acceptance he hadn't felt in a long time. He took a deep breath, feeling the weight of his shyness start to lift. "Thanks, Y/N," he said, his voice a little stronger this time. "I'll try." And with that, they watched the rest of the game together, their shoulders brushing every now and then, their laughter mingling with the roar of the crowd. It was a simple moment, but it felt like the start of something much, much bigger.
The weeks turned into months, and their interactions grew more frequent, and more comfortable. They found themselves sitting together in class, sharing lunches, and occasionally studying together after school. It was a slow burn, a dance of friendship that was gradually kindling into something more. The whispers of the hallways grew quieter as people began to realize that maybe, just maybe, there was a chance for the quiet nerd and the popular girl.
Matt discovered that Y/N wasn't just a pretty face. She was smart, funny, and had a passion for life that was infectious. She taught him to loosen up, to laugh without fear of judgment. In return, he showed her the beauty of the worlds that existed between the pages of a book, the thrill of solving a complex problem, and the joy of a perfectly crafted line of code. They were an unlikely pair, but somehow, they fit.
Matt sat on the edge of the schoolyard bench, scrolling through his phone with the precision of a seasoned gamer navigating through his favorite app. The sun was a blurry blob in the cloudy sky, casting a soft, pale light over the concrete jungle of the schoolyard. The occasional bird chirping in the background, a stark contrast to the usual cacophony of teenage laughter and chatter. A gentle breeze ruffled his hair, a cool reminder of the approaching fall.
Y/N strolled over, her sneakers scuffing against the pavement, a warm smile spreading across her face. Her blonde ponytail bobbed with each step, and her eyes sparkled with the excitement of a new challenge. "Hey, nerd," she teased, dropping her backpack next to him with a thud. "You ready to save my calculus grade?"
Matt looked up, his cheeks flushing slightly. He wasn't used to Y/N calling him that, but he liked it. It was a term of endearment from her, a sign that she was comfortable enough with him to poke fun. "Always," he said, slipping his phone into his pocket. "But only if you promise not to tell anyone I'm tutoring the school's 'it' girl."
They laughed, the sound carrying on the breeze. Y/N plopped down beside him, pulling out her calculus textbook with a dramatic sigh. She was popular for a reason: she had a heart as golden as her hair, and she treated everyone with kindness, even the quiet ones like Matt. He felt a strange warmth spread through him as she leaned in close, her shoulder brushing against his. It was a simple gesture, but it made him feel like maybe, just maybe, he wasn't so invisible after all.
"So, what's the plan?" she asked, flipping through the pages. "How do we tackle this beast?"
Matt took a deep breath, his mind racing with equations and formulas. He leaned closer, pointing at the first problem with the tip of his pencil. "Okay, so you start with the derivative here, and then you apply the chain rule..."
Their heads bent together over the book, their focus intense. Neither noticed the way their fingers brushed against each other's, the electricity that seemed to crackle in the air. It was just two friends studying, right? Just two friends...
The minutes turned into hours as they worked through problem after problem. Y/N's laughter was a sweet symphony in his ears, her voice a gentle reminder of how much he enjoyed her company. As they took a break to grab some lunch, she mentioned her nerves about the upcoming exam. It was unlike her to be anything but confident, and it made him want to help her even more.
"Why don't we study together after school?" he suggested, trying to keep his voice steady. "I'm sure we can get through it."
Her eyes lit up, and she beamed at him. "That would be amazing, Matt. You're a lifesaver."
He couldn't help the little thrill that shot through him at the idea of spending more time with her, just the two of them. They agreed to meet at her place, where it would be quiet and they could really focus. Little did he know, their calculus study session would take a turn he never could have anticipated
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haunted-pool-noodle · 11 months ago
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Book of bill is actually freeing me from my year-long art burnout, thank you bill 🙏 now rip dumbass
[ID: A brightly-colored, visually chaotic fanart of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, where he is split into parts by his scar. Each part is a different color, and his hands pull desparately on his "skin." One arm is dripping with an oil-like texture. His eye is wide and panicked, and is filled with blobs of color swirling around each other, while his eyelashes are full rainbow. His bow tie is askew, and his hat is on fire. The brick pattern on his body is fractured, with part of it at an unusual angle on his body. A small axolotl curls around his arm. Runic codes around him say the phrases "By a monster," "Sixer, it would eat you alive," and "Axolotl." Very small morse code is hidden in the scar, saying "Irregular," "Help," and "3D." End ID.]
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baby-you-you · 2 months ago
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ENA regressor things pls?
ENA Regressor things!!!
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🎭 Activities
Talking to plushies in dramatic or silly voices Gameshow with friends/plushies Drawing surreal creatures or glitched worlds Pretending to be in a strange dream world or RPG Listening to ambient, glitchcore, or lofi music Watching abstract cartoons (Bee and puppycat, etc) Dancing erratically or moving like a video game character Writing nonsense poems or dream journal entries Making puppet shows or odd little plays Using voice changers or filters to play with identity
🎭 clothes
Mismatched socks or shoes Split-color sweaters Oversized, cartoonish turtlenecks Clothing with pixel art, vaporwave, or surreal prints Light-up or fuzzy accessories Retro video game-themed pajamas Soft scarves, chunky gloves, or other comforting layers Patchwork or "repaired" outfits
🎭 toys
Talking plushies (especially ones with odd phrases) Puppet friends (felt or sock puppets) Glitchy-looking dolls or monsters Interactive pets with strange voices or features Magnetic drawing boards or Etch-a-Sketch Robot toys or voice-changing devices Custom toys made from mismatched parts Toy phones with silly buttons and sounds K'nex or lego Kaleidoscopes or optical illusion toys
🎭 games
RPG Maker games (like Yume Nikki or roblox) Point-and-click adventures with surreal themes (Fran Bow, Smile For Me) Dress-up games with odd outfits (like Picrew characters) Coloring strange creatures or glitched scenes Dream journal prompts turned into board games Pretend games involving code worlds, broken dreams, or corrupted data Obstacle course games with imaginary rules Art or music sandbox games (like Wobbledogs, Crayta, Cats & soup)
🎭 foods/drinks
Cotton candy, bubblegum ice cream Jello or jelly in strange molds (shapes like bunnies, moons, or blobs) Bright colored cereal with marshmallows Melty cheese snacks or noodle cups Juice in weird bottles (or from teacups for roleplay) Candy buttons, rock candy, or crystal-like sweets Fuzzy peach rings or rainbow sour strips Smoothies Tiny sandwich cut-outs shaped like stars or glitches
🎭 nicknames
Glitchbug Emocha Sparkle.exe Baby,exe Error bean binary baby Moodling Dreambyte Blipblop Cuddlebug
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somerandos-world · 7 months ago
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I hope she looks at me and thinks shit he's so pretty~~
RAFE CAMERON X FEM! READER
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Warnings: fluff, profanity and I think thats it lmk if there's anything else :)
Series Summary: You've been waiting for Rafe to make his move then you work up your own courage to do it first.
A/N: I js did this little blob a while ago and found it in my drafts but hope ygs like it. I'm probably gonna do a pt 2 but lemme know if it's even worth it. (Also if the color coding thing is too much lmk and I won't do it next time) Not proofread sry.
COLOR CODED SPEECH:
BLUE: Rafe
PINK: Y/N
ORANGE: Rachel Peters
GREEN: Emma Davis
YELLOW: Topper
Its the middle of your last year of highschool and its all unraveling before you. Wait, y/n please... But lets rewind a bit... You had been friends with Rafe since before you could walk, then you had met Rachel and Emma in 4th grade. Or rather they met you when Bella had been serving the two backhanded "compliments" and you told her to eat a sack of dicks, she cried and went home early that day. From there Rachel and Emma instantly fell in love with you. They became your friends so who'd blame you for wanting to introduce them to your best friend but you soon found out what a grave mistake that was.
You started to notice since you'd introduced them Rafe had the absolute hots for Emma. Everyone seemed to notice except for Emma herself. When you realized this you started to sort of back off because who were you to break what, two of the people you love most, had. You constantly regret not claiming him before he could get his eyes on Emma but its too late now and you've stayed the best friend since. But the start of your high school years that's when the heartache really set in you saw the way he would look at her and then the casual glances he'd send you. You'd wish for anything to make him look at you that way.
Then in the beginning of junior year you found out that he'd gotten his dream girl and they made it official, your heart sank. You sobbed and cried to sleep the night you found out. You'd see Emma push him around as they giggle their sweet nothings to each other, that's when you stopped talking to them all together. It's not like you didn't miss them or you hated them or anything but you knew how much it hurt being around them, around him. Rafe noticed but it would only be a mere 2 seconds before his attention was back on Emma. The first few days he figured you were just busy with class after all its high school he thought he can't be the center of your attention all the time but when it had turned from a couple days into a couple weeks and almost a month he knew something was up, you'd even been walking to school instead of riding with everyone in his car. He tried calling for weeks after him and Emma became a "thing" but you wouldn't pick up, he even tried coming over but every time your lights were out and your window was locked, even though your window was never locked. Then he approached you at school when he saw you wiping tears from your eyes as you walk out the bathroom Hey what's going on? Are you ok? I tried calling- you cut him off startled by his sudden appearance Yea I-I'm fine. It's good all goof- I mean good sorry got to go. You somehow manage a half-hearted smile before storming off... But Y/N- You walked off and tears threatened to spill over the rest of the day. Gradually he started to give up and the missed calls started to decline, the closest thing you'd had to his knocking on your window was the tree beside your houses branches hitting it, bent over by the wind.
Towards the end of the year they broke up because Rafe apparently didn't "feel" like going out with her anymore and he apologized profusely or at least that's what Emma told you on the phone the night of the incident. Hey... An audible lump was in her throat so Anna intervened... Hey, hun I'm sorry I'm js trynna calm down Emma but she said she wanted you, [Can I tell her?] you heard Anna whisper. Tell me what? Did Rafe say something? Is it about me? And why would Emma ask for me? "Ok, so Em said I could tell you on here but you have to promise to keep quiet until next time we see you ok?" these precautions make your stomach tighten "y-yea of course. what's up?" you replied "So Rafe's being a total dickhead and he said like that he just doesn't "feel" like going out with Em anymore like what? He's an idiot right?? And like Emma just really wanted me to call you so..." sniffles and sobs fill the background, but you couldn't feel more the opposite, you hated that your friend felt this way but you couldn't help but feel heat rising to your cheeks and a grin threatening to stretch along your face. You hated this. You shouldn't be feeling this way you were being a terrible friend, she's hurting right now and you should be help-
"hello? y/n?" Shit-I forgot the phone fuck! "OMG yea hey sry- i'm just uh s-shocked" Well you weren't lying about that. "So that's umm all he said?" you could almost see the look on Rachel's face. "Right!? Like he's such an idiot. He just said that and then like kept apologizing, but like we feel sorry for him because that's like his loss right? Right Em-Aww babe..." Yea his loss..."Sorry Emma fell asleep. You know I told them not to date when they started and you know already they've broken up before.."You start to drift back into your own conscience as Anna rambles. Shit of course I know. Rafe comes to ME with that shit when it happens...Its true when they would Rafe would call you and ask if you could come over to his or the other way around, he usually wanted you to come to his though, of course, it's not like he didn't absolutely love your room, your bed and the smell of lavender that cascaded the place but he knew his parents never minded your presence unlike other visitors and he knew how strict your parents were. And in that mood who would want to sneak into a house, and at that time of night. He'd just wanna cuddle and cry in your arms. His cries made your heart ache. I mean I don't understand yk like I thought that she'd get it like I was just joking yk? your heart almost burst. I know, love. you tried to hold back tears I'm sorry I-I would've called one of the guys but Kelce is staying out of town and Topper's been mad at me for being with Emma all the time And- Hey, Hey its ok I don't mind...you know that. I'm here for you. Yea, your a good friend y/n, thank you it really means a lot The first time they broke up you ended up sleeping over, and holding him through the night. You missed this and it was evil but you were sort of happy when they'd break up because you had your best friend again. At least you thought you were happy but soon it started to infuriate you that he was hurting so bad, and he seemed to go back to her every. single. time.
So you waited, each time, for him. But this time was different you knew it was when he was the one breaking things off and not her. Then surprise surprise guess who turned up at your window after school the next day Rafe fucking Cameron. Hiii! he waved like a 6 year old through the closed window. You ran to open it as you laughed and then prepared to cradle him expecting a sad and depressing complexion, as he gracefully tumbled through the aperture, but something was different it was as if he had a weight lifted off of him his head was held just a little higher, and well..I mean he wasn't crying.
Hey dipshit. What's up?
Umm, well I-I broke up with Emma
Oh I'm sorry well did you wanna talk about it or did you wanna lay down or...?
Don't get me wrong I totally do but I actually wanted to tell you something first...
OH MY GOD, theres no way. No, right it's not that he'd never-he would never see me that way. God he doesn't even look at me half the time he-again you get lost in your thoughts looking into space when you realize what you're doing you look back at him to see him already staring at you. Sorry um what is-what'd you wanna tell me? you start to feel your body go numb and all you can hear is your heartbeat. You feel your face start to heat up and in the overwhelming feelings of the moment-you turn away and hear him giggle lightly. Well I- Rafe steps closer and he begins to tilt his head just the slightest to the right and-
Hey dude got your call Kelce said you were here I knew Mr. and Mrs.Y/L/N wouldn't know you were though so what'd you- Topper says as he gradually opens the window and his head starts to lift-Oh shit my bad uh...didn't mean to interrupt. Topper is quick to awkwardly sonder out of the door as he covers his eyes with his forearm and snickers as he walks out like he'd just witnessed his parents share a slimy, sappy, smooch.
Topper! Shit sorry I'll be right back. Just gimme one sec. Rafe says as he walks out and your heart starts to calm itself.
No-yea sure of course, go its totally fine. God you wanted him bad. Your stomach started doing flips realizing what just happened you'd never been the religious type but you prayed and prayed that this wouldn't be just a dream and you hoped he intended to say what you've waited years for him to say. Thoughts and scenarios played through your mind as you layed back with your legs hanging off the edge of the bed, and your face stuffed into a pillow as you smother it. You start to wonder what'll happen afterwawrds. Oh my god wait. Did I shower yet? Shit! You start putting out some clothes for Rafe, because he'd been over so much you already have some of his in your drawers, just in case ;} Then you made your way out the door. Topper and Rafe were just outside the door trying to "quietly" whisper and argue as soon as Topper saw you he cleared his throat, fuck, you thought they had moved downstairs to talk. Shit! Duh, mom and dad don't fuckin' know he's here- You start to scold yourself as you walk out you hoping this can be fast so you can just take a shower and get back in the room Hey! Whats up! Rafe said as he turned to you. His eyes widened and his eyes couldn't help but dart up and down your figure only covered in a tiny towel barely covering any of you, and your pj's in hand. Well this is gonna be fun. Lord help me please. Guess you've gotten pretty good at this praying thing. Sorry I didn't know you guys were out here I was just gonna go take a shower til you got back. And I didn't know if us girls are having a slumber party so I left your pj's on my bed. Unless you're leaving... You try to laugh at your little joke which comes out awkwardly as you try to hint at them to move out of the way so you can get to the bathroom down the hall. No no no he's not leaving right, romeo?
Yea s-shower, that sounds, nice Rafe says under his breath, staring at you still completely dumbfounded, you start to feel the red take over your body and the grin stretching along your face, while Topper snaps him back into consciousness. Earth to Rafe! Rafe almost jumps in response. Maybe keep it in your pants and make way for the lady. He starts to gesture to you and the path. Oh yea! Sorry-Wait shut up he moves out of the way finally as he apologizes to you with a smile then shoves Topper at the realization of his comment. Thanks you say to Topper. Its all good he brushes off your gratitude like some heroic savior. Umm we'll just be in the room! Rafe shouts a little too loud as he attempts for his message to reach you across the hallway. "Y/N! Is everything ok up there?" Your mom shout. Dude! You're still not supposed to be here! You giggle and Topper shoves Rafe in the room and they continue to "whisper argue" once more. Yea! sorry mom just turned the TV up too loud! You look back at the two gesturing to be quiet with your finger mouthing "shh! shut up!" And Rafe mouth's a timid "sorryy" Rolling your eyes you finally walk into the bathroom and replay thoughts in your mind as you undress and let the water heat up.
It's gonna be a long night... you think to yourself basking in the hot, refreshing water, lathered in hibiscus and almond body wash as you scrub and resume to the depths of your conscience. Once finished after a good amount of time you step out. As you got dressed in your pajamas you realized that you didn't bring a bra which you usually don't but with "guests" over you probably should have. Meh who cares. You thought until you slipped on your tiny white silk top and your even smaller shorts. The way your top clung to you showing a little more cleavage than you'd like and how your shorts began to ride a little too high for comfort made you start to overthink the entire outfit. Fuck do I look like a slut?! What if he likes it though. No what if he thinks I'm a whore?? Shit. I should've brought a bra-
Knock! Knock! "Sweetheart? You ok?" Kill me now. "Yea Mom I'm coming out right now sorry!" Well now you're stuck with what you got so here goes. You step out and with a quick glance your mom says "I like that, that's a cute matching set." Well great now I know I look terrible. You think as you thank her passively making your way to your room. What if he already left fuck. You open the door expecting to be met with him and topper arguing or something but you find him laid out on your bed shirtless, his hair messy and worn, all tucked in like a big baby. You always thought he looked so pretty like this, not like a girl but handsome felt to formal and that definitely didn't fit him, but neither did hot though he definitely was at times, to you when he was like this, at peace and unbothered he was simply pretty, beautiful even. Then you realize that now is your chance to put on a bra before he wakes up. So you quietly make your way to your dresser beside your closet facing your back towards him in your bed hoping that he doesn't wake up. After you've found a bra you begin pulling your shirt over your head slowly keeping your back facing him. Little did you know that the sleeping beauty was in fact awake and carefully watching you.
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ethereal-themes · 1 year ago
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neon-kazoo · 1 year ago
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A Blurry Encounter
“Stop!” Villain called towards the approaching Hero. They brought their weapon up to point directly at the head of their enemy and-
Their face looked…different today.
“Why would I stop?” The hero asked quizzically, tilting their head and continuing to stride towards their nemesis on the abandoned street.
“What do you mean ‘why would I- because I have a gun??”
“Oh!” Hero belatedly stopped in their tracks, then questioned, “That’s what that is?”
Villain stayed silent in confusion, looking between the hero, the weapon, and themselves.
“This?” Villain waved their hand for clarification, grip tight around the dark metal they were using to threaten the city’s savior.
Hero grimaced and took a step back.
“Sorry, it kinda blends into your outfit.”
Villain blinked at them.
“What did you think this was?” Villain questioned.
“I don’t know! Maybe if you hadn’t broken my goggles last week I would be able to see-“
“Seriously?! First of all, that was hardly my fault. That building practically fell itself; that foundation was definitely not up to code. Second of all, you seriously don’t own contacts?”
“It’s unnatural to touch your eyes! Plus, imagine the safety concerns: I could get something in my eye-“
“More unsafe than not recognizing a gun?”
Hero’s mouth formed a thin line at that.
“You could’ve just announced yourself!”
“You didn’t even realize I was threatening you?! Maybe try relying less on color blobs and more on context clues.”
“Maybe try paying more attention to your opponent,” Hero taunted, at the same time they loosed a small throwing dagger towards the preoccupied Villain.
Villain barely had time to watch the blade go whizzing past their shoulder.
“Wow. I didn’t think you were that blind-“
“You moved!”
“Sure I did,” Villain chuckled, pulling out a glint which Hero assumed to be a knife of their own.
“It’s a shame only one of us is near-sighted.”
Hero didn’t need their glasses to see that it was time to run.
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