#daniel answers

[ask-greyzone]

if i put you all in a room with a gun with 3 bullets what will happen

Let me just say that-

The gun would go off.

WHAT

Wait, would you shoot me? ☹️

No, all three bullets would go straight to Renold.

Fuck you Daniel.

:)

[ask-freaks-and-geeks]

For everyone:

Most recent 4 emojis?

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.・゜-: ✧ :- Maureen

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˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ Vicki

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☄. *. ⋆ Sam

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●～●～●～●～● Neil

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⋆·˚ ༘ * Daniel

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・゜゜・． Lindsay

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˚ ◌༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ꕥ Cindy

[ask-the-weird-crew]

I am working on a thingy.. have a flower to smell as you wait

*gives a balloon flower to Daniel*

[ Daniel takes the flower and seems to be happy ]

Thank you, what thing are you working on?

[vampire-dove]

Daniel and Armand really DO match each other's freak because Daniel was stripping naked and Louis was stood there like 🤨 what kind of interview is this 🤨 meanwhile Daniel offered to get on his knees and Armand replied with 😶 then do it 😶

[obiwhat]

continuing the armand-eats-cigarettes discourse. for no reason. besides that he would.

[put-the-pringles-down]

[momhowell]

if they are going to mind game us I am going to mind game them right back

[danrifics]

can you give me the spark notes of what Tommy’s tour even was and what Dan did

The first half was just Tommy doing stand up and like it was good but i’m absolutely it his demographic so i was a bit like wtf is all this. but the since part was based on tommys book which i assume is a kind of mental health guide but not as serious as like dans.

anyway tommy says he wrote a script and dan has to say exactly what’s on it and not say anything else and it was actually really funny so he made dan be the opposite of who he actually is so like dan was a sexist straight guy who hates woke people lmao and he was saying that he has a problem and that problem is that he hates phil and tommy had to use the book to change how dan feels and a lot of it was him directing dans problems else where being like phil isn’t your problem you’re your own problem kinda thing.

some notable moments i remember:

- dan can’t handcuff tommy cos he only hand cuffs phil??

- something is large and big and they both kept saying “it’s big” and they were not meant to be talking about their dicks but then they shook hands cos “it’s really big” so… do with that as you will

- dan had to rate a bunch of youtubers and at first he was like i like this guy (even tho it was people like dream, the paul bros and shane dawson (he was joking)) and then he started rating them on hotness and then tommy was like cool so 16 year old tommyinnit? and dan was like absolutely not

- tommy has an invisible girlfriend and dan does not like her

- lots and lots of innuendos

- dan wanted to fight the 8 year old in the front row (tommy was very concerned about the 8 year old in the front row, his name was brooklyn and he’s been watching tommy for a year. tommy told him to not repeat anything he heard on stage in the playground)

- dan made us sing happy birthday to tommy

- dan picked tommy up and spun him around at the end. it was very cute

[thetinyscald-blog]

I really love these two ~ 🌙⭐🐺

[ask-greyzone]

if any of you like shitty puns, tell us your best one :)

I got one!

jesus christ Renold please n-

oh no!

Oh my god.

I’ve lost an electron!

Renold stop-

Are you positive?

He’s not gonna stop guys…

I’m POSITIVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I hate you all.

[ask-freaks-and-geeks]

did y'all break up

Well...

⋆·˚ ༘ * Daniel

Yes

・❥・Kim

[sequinsandfins]

"Who is most likely to answer a text from you in the middle of the night?"

"Max is a good replier, the reply rate with Max is pretty much 100%"

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i need daniel to be overcompensating for his insecurities so bad. 100 times more cocky and rude and aggressive and insensitive than he was as a human, falling back into old dangerous habits and vices, not just because now he has new energy and power and wealth to flaunt but because it's ALL he has, and he needs to cling onto it. play it up and revel in it so no one sees that underneath, he feels like a botched fledgling in the body of a sick, faded old man who maybe has no real idea why he was even made. that armand might think he failed in making him. that his maker didn't even really want him.

[reunitedinterlude]

a gentleman likes to keep his secrets 💅

[trashytracktales]

Can we all agree that Landos hands are UNESCO heritage and should be protected and cherished at all costs?

With all that being said, like imagine him giving her his fingers right before getting on the grid and jump in the car, having her right at the climax but not giving it to her and make her wait the whole race for a release !

*nodding frantically* anon, darling, you are not wrong.

Lando’s hands are indeed a global treasure, and the thought of him using them right before a race? To have her smell inside his gloves at all times? To use it as motivation for being the quickest, because the faster he sees the chequered flag, the faster he can bury them back where they belong? Ohhh, absolutely 🤤🎀

But honestly, I don’t think Lando’s that cruel. I’m pretty sure he’d want to make her cum before the race. The disadvantage here, he’d lose track of time because he got too caught up in watching her fall apart under his touch. Next thing you know, he’s sprinting to the grid, barely making it in time, probably missing the anthem entirely. His ass got fined and now has to think of an excuse, but hey... worth it 🤞🏻

BONUS

⤿ This interaction is always somewhere in the back of my head.

[goddessofbees]

YAY! OK, so, do the batsblings get to babysit ever? If yes, what is the order in which they are asked if they aren't banned from babysitting(and yes, this can include the grandparent(bruce) or great-grandparent(alfred))

(Also, I can do multiple questions in one ask so your inbox isn't flooded if you want!)

Yeah when they find out, which depending on the bat sibling was sometime before the twins were born and a little bit after. Cass is the #1 babysitter and after that it depends on how annoying they were to Jason, cause most times Dan will let Clockwork babysit. Bruce gets regularly banned from babysitting and then Alfred ends up babysitting, Jason is kinda still bitter about the stalking incident...

Dick ends up crying when he babysits, Tim's an okay babysitter but he's busy most days, Cass and Steph love babysitting and take them out to shop often. Damian doesn't babysit, mostly cause he doesn't understand how to treat them so he would need someone else to be with him to help.

(also thank you! That's really helpful!)