#dart gun

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My dad got kidnapped by people who thought they were beavers and so I shot them with a dart gun. I then realized my friend was living in a lake.

[acmeoop]

Eat Dart, Swamp Breath “Can’t Bayou Love” (1991)

[tilbageidanmark]

A Slingshot Expert.

[science-lings]

I feel like ppl focus on Bruce training the robins to kick ass from a young age when that’s definitely not all that was. He had to teach them field medicine and how to pick locks and sneak around silently and how to notice things, sure he taught them how to hit things with sticks of multiple sizes, but he also taught them how to grapple around and land from a fall.

They probably had intimidation lessons and interrogation lessons and sessions where they just meditated for hours straight. They’re taught how to calm down civilians and to train their voices to sound different in costume and so many things that would make them the most terrifying children to live with.

Bruce is actively training them to be good at bothering him because they like trying out their new espionage skills at Galas and trying to sneak around him while he’s asleep to prank him.

When we think of training to be Robin it’s easy to think of sparring and gymnastics equipment when it’s fun to remember the other parts of it. Some days Bruce would probably just give the kids a Hunt a Killer box and a time limit.

[overwhelmed-alien]

Imagining Lt Jake “Hangman” Seresin being so bad at golf and putt putt that he’s more than once accidentally yeeted his club across the course.

The Daggers find every opportunity to go golfing/mini golfing just to collect video evidence of Jake “I’m awesome at everything” Seresin being truly terrible at something.

^ I saw a bunch of John Hamm in the golf gifs so now I’m thinking about Cyclone taking pity on Jake and trying to teach him the basics, and then just giving up after two days because “damn, son, I’m glad missiles have radar because you can’t hit the broad side of a barn.”

[bearforceone3]

overworked boss max lord

[doodle-girl]

Being a doai fan/sitcom au fan is so fun, makes you look up shit like the history of toy guns because the Blorbo Art Idea™ for "the child-eating demon series" HAS to of course be historically accurate

[ateohsixxxx]

eerie its adorable when you censor "fuck" into "fvck" how could i be scared of you! <- trying to get it proven to me how i could be scared of you

My therapist said I need to stop rising to the provocation. She thinks I need to not take the bait left for me.

I think I can kill her with just her fancy degree.

Keep testing me. It’ll be soooo fvcking adorable when im learning taxidermy with your corpse.

[nocturnalazure]

[karlydraws]

✨Assassin Servant Twins✨ at your service

(timelapse and alt colors under the cut)

[once-and-future-loser]

*Carlos finds his first grey hair*

Me: Haha, no! Don't dye it though! Embrace your natural beauty! Don't worry I have tons of grey hair! Haha, DON'T dye it! 😅

*meanwhile I'm gearing up in full tactical SWAT armor with big white letters reading "DILF HUNTER" on my chest.

[haveapizzaparty]

That fuckass gif of Asgore running Dess over is gonna get referenced in Deltarune Chapter 5, I can feel it. There's gonna be a wrench Darkner in the flower shop Dark World and you'll ask them if Kris's dad ran anybody over, which they'll deny in the most cagey, suspicious way possible.

[stiffyck]

if we're ever getting that second season of moon knight or the movie or whatever we're getting may i propose jake gets this as his weapon

[totohasitprintedout]

for some reason this sentence cracks me up

P.S. thank you Lando for giving us memeable content in every interview <3

[kiruamon]

Happy Valentine's Day - Moon

[dastardly-lemondrops]

No but actually Snape with a tranq dart gun that he can use as a ranged weapon to inject people with potions is something I need. This is the level of fantasy video game BS that I would love to see more of.