#did it make spamton gay...

[wolfkitty42]

[littlemisstired]

The way you draw pathetic, gaunt, spindly, grease ball men with poor dental health is so perfect and exactly what makes my brain go "awooga." You're the only artist I've seen that legitimately makes Spamton look fuckable. I showed your stuff to a gay buddy of mine who also loved it all and he said your ability to make Postal Dude hot is a sign of true artistic talent. He also said "Grunkle Stan in that style would slay" (exact quote). I'm inclined to agree. I'm not asking you to do it, just saying you'd definitely be able to pull it off brilliantly. Thank you for all the masterpieces. This is a Gordon Ramsay "thank god finally some good fucking food" situation. I just found you 2 days ago and I'm already a huge fan. Do you sell prints? I want to hang some of these trash goblins in my house.

Funnily enough, I did draw Stan once a while back!

thanks for the kind words anon. I don’t sell prints right now but maybe some day!

[yaoireview]

SPAMTENNA REVIEW (CLEAR DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 + 4 SPOILERS)

No one asked me for this one. This ones for me.

Yaknow I think its beautiful, we all DROPPED THE ZERO and got with the hero... I'm just trying to warn you all.. Tony will soon brainwash us all to the point where we ask:

"Who's Jevil? I only know Pluey."

Some may be skeptical, "How would they be gay...?" Well I'm glad you asked.. I have NO DOUBT in my mind thats im wrong. (Until another chapter releases and we have to fight one of spamton's exes as if we were scott pilgrim)

I'm gonna list some evidence of these two characters being gay, If thats okay with everyone.

EVIDENCE 1: I'm just gonna say it. The divorce was Spamton's fault.

Going into Chapter 3 is like helping your friend through couples therapy, and after you show up and listen in on their session, you realize that your friend was definitely the problem.

WE (yes, we.) ALL thought that tenna was gonna be irredeemable. The way that spamton talked this guy up made us feel like tenna is someone who kicks puppies on weekends and uses money from their job to donate to organizations that are trying to bring back public hangings.

Then we meet the guy and he just has abandonment issues, yeah SURE he fought two kids but WHO hasn't?? (I surely have!)

In Tenna's battle, if you have one of spamton's equips on, the check dialogue will say this

Spamton wants him DEAD. The kids weren't enough for him he wants to take his life too!

In the scene where Tenna and Spamton interact, spamton says

As someone pointed out, this is REALLY messed up since the entire chapter, Tenna is scared of being thrown out and spamton's just here casually bringing that up

Its like the equivalent of your ex saying "Hey Aquaman how's it hanging! Wanna get back together?" when you told them while you were together that you're deeply afraid of the ocean because both your parents died in a shipwreck with you as the sole survivor of your family

His greed sickens me.. thats all I'm saying..

Don't act like you cared about the kids you sick fuck...

EVIDENCE 2: THE SIMILARITIES

They just have a lot in common in a nutshell. Tenna and Spamton have so many similarities in dialogue its insane...

Theres a lot of things in Chapter 3 to insinuate that they were once business partners, like how the Z room (which you could only get if you REALLY SUCK) was most likely a room for spamton, and about how the glitched out posters were almost definitely of spamton and tenna together making out sloppy style

Another thing that I've seen people point out is that the poster nearby Spamton's dumpster probably had Tenna in it also, but Spamton only ripped the queen part down that blocked him in a drunken rage, probably because he didn't want to see tenna's part

The main biggest similarity that you most likely noticed during your playthrough was the usage of "HEY EVERY !" in a good chunk of songs in deltarune chapter 3. You wanna know who ELSE shares leitmotifs like that..? Toriel and Asgore.

Atleast they have shared custody over one thing..

EVIDENCE 3: THE DIVORCE

We don't know much what went down exactly between them but we do know that they ended off rough.

In the secret boss (or mantle side thing your choice) quest, a digital version of tenna will start talking about spamton

After the phone call, spamton's face became pale, DASHED out of the room, and it seems like Tenna didn't see him after that (not including the divorce court)

Theres two options what could've happened, the likely one was

Gaster just called him: Maybe to just take control again, or to tell him to knock it off with the gay stuff. Maybe gaster's homophobic who knows!

Spamton did this little thing called acting: His ego couldn't handle telling Tenna how to be a big shot, and so he ran away when it was his turn to do his end of the bargain (This probably isnt the case)

Tenna helped Spamton all he could (from what we know) and spamton DINED AND DASHED when it was his turn to help Tenna, when he most likely didn't have any control over himself

I dunno if he could blame gaster when he told Tenna to invest into cryptocurrency though thats a LITTLE bit up in the air

FINAL THOUGHTS:

I dunno about you but thats toxic yaoi if I ever saw it...

YAOI: 8.5/10

TOXIC YAOI: 10/10

[dingodad]

lately i've taken to identifying what i call the "sentimentalist" school of literary analysis which is where the interpretation that makes the reader feel good is always treated as more important than the interpretation that challenges the reader. like if a character does a bad thing it's always treated as secondary and less crucial than the good or sympathetic things the character did. like eridan committing genocide is fake and gay because he said he was sad one time. or spamton manipulating little girls is fake and gay because he pretended to have been shrunk in acid for views. it's so tiresome and juvenile

[splashtail]

#embarrassing to make a kinnie post after sooo long (i really should ger my blog up and running again i fucking love to talk about myself)

deltarune and cringe kin talking under the cut

but it's really funny to kin a guy so weird. i kin the mike-shadowguy i guess? but it was genuinely.. like it was all that

the pippins and the zapper both had unique names and. SO DID I!!! :)..

my name was torrent.. us shadowguys were the ska/jazz cds Asriel had i think. But i was specifically the one that was burned by dess as a gift :).. i had buttons probably from the casing having stickers on it....

they were given to me by spamton and tenna though in the actual dark world.. And i was #gay for those guys

[skullsterritory]

Hi guys. everyone wants to hear about the addisons in my Human But Not Really deltarune au

Tw parasites and corpses and stuff. Yeah

So basically they're these freak little parasites that take corpses they find and use magic to change the appearance to be A. More appealing to get them more customers and B. LESS DECEASED LOOKING

"Oh why did you make them like that" So basically I was like "Hmm. How would the empty disk and loaded disk work in a human au" and then I was like "Ok so actually the addisons are all parasites controlling a host body and that's why Spamton was able to become Spamton NEO here because he just changed hosts. Every singlr addison is able to do this now assuming they got their hands on a NEO body"

The changes take a lot out of them because they're so small so they try and avoid switching hosts/changing appearances unless it's something small. When they do a full change they're out of commission for a few days because they have to recover THIS IMPACTS SALES!!!!!!

They are very fuzzy. They also aren't aggressive they are like. The regular addisons just shoved into a parasite. You could hold them in your hands (for $9.99)

The reason the Addisons have their eyes closed (or covered) all the time is because the parasites reside in the eyes of the deceased host. They carve out the area behind the host's eyes so they can scuttle around. Addisons don't open their eyes/remove their glasses or whatever they have unless they are around ONLY other Addisons. They don't want people to see that they are a funny little creature sales will be impacted

Hello gay pink addison with critter in eye. This is how they like to communicate. Can they talk using the body? Yeah because they hook themselves up the brain of the host so they can effectively puppet the body. How else wpuld they sell things. Nobody is going to buy things from a 6 inch parasite. But they can't resist a fun little talk with The Girls (other parasites)

I made little ugly baby spamton parasite

I think when he inhabits the NEO body he would be like overexerting his magic to change the form so suddenly so he would look different (probably longer) but he mostly looks like that

[autismlntensifies]

(this is a WIP)

so im bored

uhh

okay.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny except uhh

I dunno

undertale I guess (this is poorly made lol)

Old Error was hopping around

the antivoid like a big playground

When suddenly Sans undertale burst from the shade

And hit Error with a real grenade

Error got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Kris

Who proceeded to open up a can of Moss-Fu

When X-Gaster came out of the blue

And he started beating up Kris Dreemur

Then they both got flattened by a Toyota

But before it could make it back to the castle

Fresh sans popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from his fanny pack

And blew Sans away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Dream came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Error took a bite out of Dream sans

Like Undyne Deltarune took a bite out of crime

And then Kris came back covered in a tire track

But T3m1 jumped out and landed on his back

And Sans was injured, and trying to get steady

When Fresh came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Lust sans took him out with his whip

Then he saw Error sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Sans stole it and he shot and he missed

And T3m1 deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

While Fresh tried to pole vault

Onto Dream, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Car

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

Temmies sang out an immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens descended Mettaton

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Lust sans

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

As Sans changed back into Ness

But Mettaton saw through his clever disguise

And he crushed Sans's head in between his thighs

Then Nightmare the Gay and Passive the nice

And Deltarune's cool dude black knight

And Flowey the Flower and Asriel Dreemur

And Tenna and Spamton

Horror, Cross, Killer, Dust, Fell sans

Alphys, Toriel Dreemur, every other sans AU

Frisk Dreemur and Chara Dreemur

Noelle, The Rock, Starwalker, and Toby Fox

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Mettaton in his shiny metal ass

It was the dustiest battle that the world ever saw

With Tumblr blogs looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Chem in a bloodstained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

(The ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown

(The ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown

Of ultimate destiny

oof okay. time for credit.

TOBY FOX (and the undertale/deltarune crew):

Sans Undertale

Kris Dreemur

Undyne Deltarune

Temmie(s)

Mettaton

Flowey

Asriel

@t3m1 :

T3m1 (obviously)

Chem

[yetdarkr]

//spoilers for 3 and 4 below cut

//MANY MANY THOUGHTS. im still a little bit (a lot) scatterbrained so i definitely won't get to everything but have some highlights

gaster. he's so much more of a freak than i initially thought. "how lucky we are, to need each other in this way" on twt and "my deltarune" after the credits my man you NEED to calm down a little bit. i still don't think he necessarily has bad intentions but he has gotten very possessive very quickly (over "our connection," over deltarune as a whole,) and it makes me. wonder about him. sir i thought i had a good gauge of your personality until now. who are you.

CANON NICECREAMPANTS IN THE BIG 25 IS CRAZY BTW. canon soriel is decidedly less crazy but i didn't think toby would go for it. makes the "sans (and papyrus) are from deltarune" theory MUCH sadder in my opinion.

tenna is my babygirl but in a completely different way than i envisioned. i love his strange 3D model, i love his warioware ass boss fight, i love how off-put everyone is by him, i love how despite talking so much shit about spamton (and vice versa) he kept a pipis he gave him and cared for it so dearly and even SPAMTON was surprised. even if tenna. didn't recognize spamton and proceeded to spray him with mace. spamtenna real. also congrats to tenna being responsible for mtt's gay awakening i guess. no relationship like that of a ghost and the old CRT tv he got from two sixteen year olds on the street. happy pride.

ALSO i get tenna's a shitty boss but what did he do to warrant THIS MUCH attempted murder. "how do i kill this guy?" "get in line, kid." / "haters of true entertainment are always trying to kill me" / "tennatie - a giant, heavy-duty, bullet proof tie" / his own fucking staff continuing to beat the shit out of him at the end of the second game girl what did you DO

oh my god chapter 4. i like can't even begin to process chapter 4 right now. kris is up to some shady shit. carol is up to some shady shit. asgore is up to some shady shit??? four dark fountains sealed in one chapter. dead lightners can apparently "come back to life" in dark worlds, under specific circumstances. the titan. the titan. for the roaring to be stopped, something. really bad. has to happen. the gang finds out what the angel looks like?? in the glass in the other church dark world??? they know what the angel looks like. they know and we don't.

THE KNIGHT. THE KNIGHT. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE KNIGHT? I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE KNIGHT. I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE ENDGAME SHIT. i am now a firm dess-is-the-knight truther. i do not remember if carol and the knight have the same antlers but i'm a dess-knight truther. also the knight. has the same spots on palms/backs of their hands as gaster, just inverted. white spots on their black armor, vs holes in gaster's hands. and the bunker. the fucking bunker. what do you two have to do with each other. what are you hiding.

//i'm sure there's more i'll have thoughts about. i haven't seen anything related to any weird route stuff yet and i WILL have thoughts about that but. hrrghrgrrhrh. im normal

[24bughours]

Okay i just need to talk. I just wanna yap. Deltarune Chapter 3 spoilers below (i encourage interaction but FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, DO NOT SPOIL CHAPTER 4 FOR ME PLEASE. I am abstaining from it for a day or two to think)

Okay, this chapter was pretty fuckin epic, and i think that most people agree. Im not gonna sit here and say that i would've written it any differently, because i dont have all the characters living in my brain 24/7 (shockingly) and dont know them as intimately as Toby Fox does, but this chapter felt a bit fanservicey? Idk how to word it, because i am TOTALLY the fan being serviced, but i could tell that this chapter was relying on previous stories a lot more than usual. I dont think thats inherently bad, but it was weird to me for a couple reasons.

For the sake of not letting this post become a million words long, I'll just talk about the main threat for the first 80% of the chapter: Mike.

Mike isnt a personified entity. Hes more of a concept. (My personal interpretation is that he just represents publicity. He is the collective public, and he can give and take as he pleases. "Mike" -> "mic" -> microphone? He COULD have connections to Gaster/Mystery Man, but at this point, i dont even understand what the fuck Gaster even is.) I prefer this over him being an actual person, but him being an unseen force limits how much the story should rely on him. Spamton was a successful tragic character because he had ties that were severed by his reliance on Mike. Even though he was unsuccessful, Spamton was once a complete person. When he took up Mike's help, he took it because he didn't feel satisfied with what he had, and Mike used that to use Spamton. Mike is like a pitcher plant, luring in pests with sweet rewards, and then trapping them and consuming them. Once Spamton ran out of new tricks, Mike chewed him up and spat him out. That's horrible, and makes you feel super bad for him even though it was technically his own doing, right? It's a fairly realistic representation of how fame crushes anyone who will let it for the sake of being remembered, right??

Now, there's Tenna. I like Tenna a LOT!!! Hes SILLY. BUT!!! He is a significantly weaker character than Spamton, and I think it's BECAUSE of his personal ties to Spamton.

I know that any character connected to Mike is also gonna be connected to Spamton, but the way that Tenna is connected to Spamton kinda makes no sense to me? It has nothing to do with Mike. Spamton is supposed to be a personified scam email. He lives in a COMPUTER. Tenna is a TV that lives in a completely seperate room of the house (at least, if i remember correctly). They are not that similar. So, how do they even know each other? Tenna has his own little world, unrelated to cyber city. How did they even meet? Whatever. I believe in "the rule of cool", so I can let it go. Two personified electronics being gay little freaks is fine with me, i dont care

Anyways, they were close enough for Tenna to be in the same room as Spamton AS HE GOT THE CALL FROM MIKE THAT MADE HIM GO INSANE. ...Before this chapter, I was under the assumption that Spamton had secluded himself fully from everyone, and THEN got that call from Mike when he was at his lowest. Thats what made the call compelling to me: Mike's sinister timing. But Tenna was there. Why?

Im just confused why the story wanted to emphasize how close Tenna and Spamton were. I understand that Spamton didnt mention Tenna in Chapter 2 because Toby was probably still working out Chapter 3's story, but even so, they don't even seem like they would get along. TV and the Internet were rivalling industries (at the time). Hell, throughout the chapter that SPECIFICALLY was alluded to! It would make a lot more sense if Tenna and Spamton were rivals from the beginning instead of friends turned enemies. (Like, if Tenna hated Spamton from the beginning for being so successful, then Mike decided to prey on Tenna's loneliness/ego/preexisting hatred of Spamton, that would've been super cool. But in the game, Tenna makes it pretty clear that he felt betrayed by Spamton, due to him... running out on him after the phone call from Mike? Idk i might be remembering that wrong, but if I'm right, what the fuck? Dramatic ass)

Anyways, thats just my nonsensical rambling. I liked Chapter 3 a whole bunch, and this was just one of a few criticisms i had of the story. Im not saying i hate it, not at all. I actually think that Tenna and Spamton having a weird toxic past relationship is really fucking funny and based. I just thought that Tenna was on the shallower side when it comes to Deltarune characters, and wanted to yap about why. (Maybe this was caused by Toby being on a time crunch? I wouldn't know. Im not him.)

Thanks for reading my long ass nothingburger of a post

[e-malehusband]

still hospitalized and have to stay at least one more day so. again selfship ask game im completing

❤️~ What are kisses with your f/o like ?

Spamton's kisses are shy and awkward at first because he never kissed anyone before, but he's also hungry for them. Once i kiss him he latches unto me, and doesnt let go until he's completely out of breath. Then asks for more while panting. gay i knowwww.....

🧡~ Is there a specific image/scene of your f/o that makes you especially happy whenever you see it ? ( if there is more than one feel free to add as many as you like ! )

all of them but the wedding picture in particular (that i cant share here but it's. out there if you know what to look for)

💛~ How does your f/o act around you when they’re feeling particularly joyful or full of energy ?

He may be a mosquito creature but when he's happy, he bounces around like a flea- as shown in canon with his mini spamton attacks! He talks fast- too fast to be 100% comprehensible but it's ok- and can even climb on me like a bug on a tree trunk (a skinny one)!

💚~ Has your f/o changed from the person they used to be before you became part of their life ?

Slightly- he's way more confident! And has learned to say 'no', and not take mistreatment for any reason. He's happier and more accepting of himself (physically and mentally) 💖

💙~ When they notice that you’re sad , what does your f/o do to help you feel better ?

He kinda acts like a cat- clingy but in a comforting way. Checks on me, gentle cuddles, head bonks... He also wants to keep potential other sad things away from me and tries to cheer me up with silliness!

🩷~ Is there something that you and your f/o like to do when relaxing together after a long day ?

Game, talk, cuddle, watching a movie or video... Several of these things at once. And the mythical thing known as 'sleep' (im a chosen one though i know it well, too well in fact (medicated even in non anemic circumstances))

💜~ How would you describe the bond between you and your f/o ? Did it take time for your feelings to fully blossom or was it love at first sight ?

mlmgay t4t autism4autism. super eloquent and complex i know. for me it was quickly love at first sight (in the lore, bc irl i had to come up to terms with my preference for trans men first) but for him it took a bit of time (though he did find me hot) because of his bad friendships/inability to believe good friends exist for him to have

[the-acid-pear]

i wonder if the deltarune secret bosses will ever be as hard as Jevil again. Bc like, Jevil was hard, he was sooo fucking hard, he made my eye bleed more than once, only one who also managed that was spamton NEO solo, but that wasn't a secret boss it was the final, so Jevil remains to be the hardest secret boss for now.

On top of that, Jevil has the particularity of being a boss you can easily go back to, which is fair! Imagine if, like Spamton, you were locked from the main story after you open up his gay little cell. People have taken MONTHS to beat this goofy motherfucker, now imagine if you got locked forced to do that.

So there really are two possibilities: either future secret bosses aren't as tough as Jevil OR maybe they work just like him, allowing you to fight them whenever you want and later go back to the future. And I really doubt the later because, like, with Jevil that worked bc there was little to no interaction.

Third secret option is Toby decided to be mean and force you to pay for your actions but I think I'd be allowed to cancel him on Twitter if he did that for making my eyeball straight up blow up.

[abnormalaboutthecharacter]

headcannons pt 2 bc there’s already a lot on the first one-

ramona :3

uhhhhh she/they perhaps

bisexual :3

dunno if she would be cis or trans but she’s a girl 👍

wasn’t that big of a fan of physical touch at first(mostly did hand holding and small hugs) but doesn’t mind it much now :]

loves doing movie nights and skating dates! ^^

really likes brushing buggy’s fur -w- i think it’s calming to her in a way

plays games on buggy’s screen sometimes just for the sillies

5’7

she is still with scott btw (there’s a whole polycule i’ve made in my head but i don’t feel like explaining it here-)

ramona’s pet names 4 buggy: hun/honey, dear, darling, baby

envy B]

she/her :]

uhhh dunno but she is a woman + nb/agender liker

keeps their relationship a secret in order to protect buggy from upset fans, paparazzi, interviewers and whatnot

not a very big cuddler but enjoys it from time to time :3

buggy and envy have definitely done a bunch of lipstick mark trends

likes to watch videos people make about her on buggy’s screen

gives a BUNCH of free merch to buggy :3c

5’9 with heels / 5’6-ish without heels

envy’s pet names 4 buggy: doll, dear, baby, sweetheart, my love

shampoo ^_^

she/her :D

i think it would be really funny if she’s going through a sexuality crisis while dating buggy-

takes very good care of buggy’s fur :]]

very lovey dovey and touchy ^x^ so many hugs and kisses and cuddles

probably would be the type of person to almost immediately start a fight with anyone who’s rude to buggy-

when she’s a cat, buggy will play baby sensory videos and cat tv videos just for fun :>

5’2

shampoo’s pet names 4 buggy: kitty/kitten/猫咪[māomī](<- chinese word for kitty :3), sweetie, dear, love

mozzarella cookie

she/her :>

i think of her as maybe unlabeled :3

showers buggy with love and gifts and care :3c

loves physical touch and acts of service i thimk ☝️

uhhhh buggy is absolutely devastated when she dies, she keeps her memory alive by making an ofrenda for her

uhh 4’8 i thimk

mozzarella’s pet names 4 buggy: darling, sweetheart, love

peach blossom cookie

he/it

queer/gay in some way for sure, agender :]] he’s fine with fem terms too (i don’t think he cares much for gender stuff but agender works👍)

loves to care for buggy and dress it up sometimes, makes sure they feel all pretty :>

buggy never leaves without a million kiss marks on their face- bro is COVERED in them

5’0

peach blossom’s pet names 4 buggy: dearest, my love, my sweet, kitty, honey

black pearl cookie

she/it

doesn’t care much for labels, but bi fits her the most

took a while to warm up to buggy, didn’t trust them at first

buggy would visit her all the time and try to befriend it, bringing small gifts

after a long while, black pearl started to trust buggy, and was ok with being friends

but ofc, feelings happen and she fell in love again

very protective of buggy

cuddles with him any chance she gets

around 15-20 feet (big wife….)

black pearl’s pet names 4 buggy: mine, my treasure. my darling, love, sweetie

shadow milk cookie

it/he/she

gay as hell (pan, genderfluid)

i don’t have much lore for smilk but i do think buggy wandered by the spire after beast yeast events

he adores the attention buggy gives him (even if he won’t say it)

likes to brush buggy’s fur a lot :3 he probably put it in a silly ass jester/clown outfit

7 feet (i think the beasts are big-)

smilk’s pet names 4 buggy: mine, doll, hun, probably calls buggy those “cringe” petnames just to mess with them-

mr. ant tenna

he/him

i just think he’s pathetic and desperate for love

i don’t think he knows all the labels so he’s just fine with being unlabeled and such👍

(while i LOVE tenna being given to mettaton :3), tenna was given to buggy instead

actually what if uhhh polycule between buggy, tenna, mtt, and mayhaps spamton 👀

ofc buggy the objectum freak that it is, they gave tenna a lot of love and care

tenna, being pathetic and desperate, fell almost immediately

buggy likes to indulge in his games :333

buggy gets put in that fuckass suit so they can match-

10-15 feet (i need him bad)

tenna’s pet names 4 buggy: my star contestant, dear, love, lovebug, doll, babe, sugar, babydoll, dollface

[dark-arts-stuff]

Man- Do I have ALOT to say about my headcannons for Spamton. Below is my rambles and my version of Spamton.

▪︎Spamton does wear a sweater tho it's slightly worn up from so many years of being homeless. He barely has any clothes and he can't wash them properly so he has to go through life with the clothes on his back.

▪︎I do see Spamton being a cis man. I get why so many people often see Spamton as trans or gender queer, which I absolutely love about this fandom, but my Spamton is cis. However, he is pansexual, though it took him so many years to realize that. I guess it has to do back in the 1980s or 1990s, people who liked the same gender was frowned upon and Spamton held the same opinion...or so he thought.

During his big shot days, Spamton was attracted to a certain Swatchling, though he didn't realize he was crushing on him. Besides, what would his reputation be if people found out he was gay? So he often flirted with women, which he sometimes liked, and was considered a "ladies man." But after his downfall, being homeless, Spamton realizes he DID like other men. In fact, he was attracted to many genders, making him pansexual. Besides, it's not like nobody will care now...after he was thrown away like garbage...

▪︎ Spamton has, since his addison days, had dots for eyes. Though, there's a creepy factor when he turned into a puppet. Sure, he can't physically cry, or have a tongue to taste food, if you try to stick a finger through Spamton's eye...I will go though since it's just two tiny little hole dots. But luckily he wears his shades all the time.

▪︎ It may not seem like it, but Spamton does have long hair. It just uses alot, and I mean, ALOT of products to keep it secure. His hair is one of his pride and joy. So if you were to wet it, his Hai will reach to his shoulders. Also except a mad puppet.

▪︎ My boi wears pants. Techinally, he doesn't need them for reasons but due to his dislike of his own body, which I will explain later, he puts on pants and cover up his puppet form.

▪︎Even though Spamton has dots for eyes, Spamton's shades can form pupils and black eyelids to express himself more :)

▪︎ I used to draw Spamton without individual teeth, but I felt it was losing the "puppet" feature, so I added it in

▪︎ Even though he has his shades to express himself, my boi has got thick black eyebrows.

▪︎ If Spamton has a big ass, he also gets big tits.

▪︎ Speaking of body! Let's talk about Spamton's. In his Addison days, Spamton didn't really take care of himself that good. He barely had any money to eat and he would get pale, like he was about to faint if he didn't have little snacks. This stayed with him during his Big Shot Days. His body would get more fit and buff to appear as the "good-looking salesman." And damn, he was. So much so, when he was turned into a puppet, his body remained the same, despite his portions. That's why I didn't check "Visibility Old Man". Despite being late 40s, Spamton still looks in his late 20s because his body cannot physically change.

And Spamton...hates it. He hates his body. He hates the way it looks, how it feels, how he has no tongue to taste food that he craves so badly to feel after so long without a proper meal, how he can't close his eyes because he's got two holes were his eyes should be, how his jaw moves, how his hands looks.

Spamton just...hates what he was turned into. And the worst part?

He can't do anything about it.

i got the idea to make a bingo thing for spamton fan designs after my friend showed me some bingos for other deltarune fan stuff :] basically i gathered a bunch of canon-divergent/not confirmed/otherwise notable* design aspects i've noticed in spamton fan art these past years and put them in. feel free to fill it out if you want!

addendum: this is mostly intended for your interpretation of spamton during or post ch2, which is why some things like "not even a puppet" are in there (it's p heavily implied that he wasn't a puppet at some point but is now)

*under the read more cause i'm trying to keep this section brief

filled out card + a lot of rambling below:

*obviously there's nothing wrong with being canon-divergent and putting your own spin/interpretation on a character, i draw spamton buff and with huge tits it's fine lol. i may have my opinions but it's whatever; i'm not an authority i'm just some guy. also i put in trans/gq in as a design thing since that often does factor into a person's presentation/looks

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also here's my filled out card:

(i guess i should've put some images of him at first whoopsie)

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did i rig it so i can win? technically yes but technically no

i wanted to arrange the card to have common traits that i saw together in bingo-winning lines, but i soon realized that it was impossible to get everything to fit together that way. especially with contradictory squares like tall and microscopic or puppet-exclusive features being in a line with the "not even a puppet" square

i couldn't fit in everything i thought of either. i actually wanted to have "100% canon compliant" on here cause i thought it would be fun. i think the people who stick really close to his canon design are just as interesting as everyone who does their own spin

idk i think this is all interesting! the deltarune fandom is unique in that everyone has to interpret character designs from a small size, so people almost Have to diverge from whatever may have been intended for a character, and that results in a lot of different interpretations. it's definitely helped me strengthen my own sense of character design as someone who used to be kind of a hardass about fan art accuracy

[lynxgriffin]

Eldritchrune Doodles!

Okay, decided to go ahead and post the results from the art stream today! Just a bunch of Eldritchrune stuff I was having fun with, some of them based on asks, which I included!

Eldritch Berdly's primary means of torment is a continuous sonic voice attack where he screams his opinions on Minecraft and Fortnite nonstop

Also, some cool glowy accent feathers, just because.

I really wanted to go ahead and do Eldritch Catti and Jockington too, since I'm pretty certain they'll be in some future Dark World anyway. Here they are combined into one horrible occult-based chimera, where they can unleash all manner of dark spells! (Their favorite is the one where people get pelted by deadly soccer balls)

Hey, she needs plenty of calcium to keep those teeth strong and sharp! Meanwhile, Kris is fine with a questionable chocolate bar.

Went ahead and just did Spamton Neo since I wasn't sure what sort of direction to go with Jevil. Taming the secret bosses seems like it'd be a much more difficult task...if it was even possible!

Diversity Win! This Eldritch horrordeer freezing enemies on sight is gay, and is just making some frozen treats for her girlfriend to enjoy!

[rayghosts]

Reigen Arataka, world's greatest twink, dilf, milf, and Twitter favorite, had the chance of a lifetime. The Tumblr Sexyman poll - the only poll he landed second place in - was having a rematch on the original blue hellsite itself. With the experience he had gathered from the previous match, Reigen felt confident that he could win first place this time. He forwent the tactics he used last time and instead leaned hard into what he now knew was what made him truly appealing to the Tumblrinas: his babygirl factor.

In his first round, he swept the floor with Beetlejuice by opening his laptop and doing his work while lying in bed like a middle schooler. In the second round, he triumphed over Spamton by placing a hand on his hip in imitation of Jerma and saying, "Sparkle on, it's Wednesday, don't forget to be yourself!" In the third round, his victory over Jack Skellington was locked the moment Reigen used his latest Special Move: getting down on his hands and knees and arching his back so that his butt jutted out in a pose which drove the audience wild.

Having now won three rounds, Reigen was growing eager. He had but one round left before he could have his rematch against Sans. Already he could see that stupid skeleton across the stadium, taunting Reigen with his lazy smile.

Reigen's fourth opponent was a character he had never heard of before named Cecil Palmer, who didn't even have a canon appearance (albeit his voice did sound sexy). Cecil was from a podcast from 2012. Learning this, Reigen felt even more assured in his victory. No matter how popular this Cecil character may have been in 2012, Reigen had one over him in terms of relevance.

To Reigen's shock, his match against Cecil turned out to be much tougher than all his previous rounds. He soon learned the error he made in assuming Cecil's podcast faded years ago, for as it turned out, Welcome to Night Vale was still ongoing. Worse yet, Cecil's character writing kept up pace so that he was still as sexy by today's standards as he had been in 2012. Where Reigen cocked his hip in a slutty way and waved his hand around rapidly, Cecil rivalled him by wearing cat ears to work and gushing about his gay husband (who was CANON. How was Reigen supposed to go up against a CANON gay character?!)

But, no, there had to be some other secret to Cecil's success. After all, he didn't make it nearly as far in the Twitter poll. As Cecil paused in the middle of the competition to pull out his phone, Reigen finally saw why: Cecil had a Tumblr account. He had already familiarized himself with the website's culture long before Reigen entered the picture.

As Cecil's votes piled on unrelentlessly, Reigen became nervous. Could he really lose before reaching second place again? Reigen attempted to distract Cecil with a Salt Splash, but Cecil countered him by saying something about "the weather" and causing a random song to play out of nowhere, which disarmed Reigen long enough to gain Cecil another vote.

Now growing desperate, Reigen scanned through the audience, and that was when he saw him: Mob, standing among the crowd of Tumblrinas, watching his Shishou with his usual autistic stare. Reigen's first thought was how embarassing it must be for Mob to witness his teacher lose like this, but then he remembered his last match in Twitter, and what Mob told him afterward. Mob had wanted Reigen not to worry about what other people thought of him.

Reigen suddenly felt ashamed. How could he have forgotten Mob's words so quickly, and what was he teaching his disciple now, by entering a rematch of that contest? His vexation disappeared, to be replaced by a quiet resignation. As the poll drew to a close, and Cecil remained in the lead, Reigen decided to implement one last Special Move: Accepting His Defeat.

One second away from the poll's end, Cecil spoke in his smooth radio host voice, "Good news, listeners: #CECILSWEEP." The crowd erupted into cheers as the round's winner was announced to be Cecil.

Reigen somberly turned to walk off the stage. But before he could reach the end, he felt a hand on his shoulder and turned back to see Cecil standing next to him. Cecil had one question for him... would he like to be mutuals on Tumblr?

Reigen's eyes teared up.

Maybe the true Tumblr sexyman was the friends we made along the way.

@sexymanotd

[zombvibes]

TELL US SOMETHING CUTE ABOUT TEAMMATESWAP!!!

I dunno if these would qualify as cute buuuut :

1. Just like the original Susie, tms!Berdly has a tail that he hides under his jacket and is embarrassed about. (And yes…it wags. Much to his dismay.)

2. tms!Susie’s main love language is touch! She’s a very touchy person with her loved ones. And by touchy I mean holding hands, cuddling, and tackle hugging people like a quarterback. Which is actually what she did to Ralsei when Kris and her met up with him agains in the beginning of chapter 2. The latter is a huge hit with some people (Like Ralsei) and not really a huge hit with others (Like with Noelle and Berdly, examples shown below) (Well I mean they like it but get embarrassed about it. Ok well Noelle does and Berdly has very mixed feeling about it alfhjahkdal)

Though because of Kris and tms!Susie’s history, Susie tries not to hug Kris like that (like shown before in chapter 1 with Asgore, they’re not really a fan of those kinds of hugs).

3. Susie gets embarrassed easily and just…blushes a lot in general (which is why she has a lot of blush sprites honestly—)

4. This isn’t really a fact or whatever just look at Susie’s tail please and thank you

5. This is canon

6. This… (this was for the post spamton neo fight dialogue, though this is outdated I thought I should share it anyways)

7. tms!Susie tends to scribble noelle’s name with hearts and doodle in her notes (because she’s gay or something I dunno)

There’s definitely more but I don’t wanna make a huge post that’s just me saying “I love tms!Susie she’s great and amazing and I love writing and drawing her” so I’ll stop here