#didn't put two and two together

[gwydionae]

*me when I come to the sudden realization that I have to slog through the next 90-some episodes of an arc I'm already finding boring without 3 of my favorite characters because they've literally been written out of the current storyline*

[embershx]

I was thinking about it today and I really need to tell this dnd story. If you ever think your players are dumb I need you to remember this. We as reletively new players decided to play Curse of Strahd, as you do. At a certain point the eponimous Strahd, evil vampire ruler of the plane, whisks you away to his castle. Presumably to threated you. IDK exactly because we never got there. His creepy carriage showed up with the ominous 'Lord Strahd *invites* you to his castle for... Dinner' We, a predominantly autistic group, were like 'Damn, shame we're on this time crunch with our current mission. He was even nice enough to send a ride :(' Completely overlooking how ominous and scary everything was because that's just the vibe in Barovia, you know? We sent back a letter apologising for not being able to attend due to prior commitments but sayingg we'd be happy to come visit him once our current quest was over... Like sure we're pretty sure he's the big bad but he might not be evil yet and like... What if we can Fix Him. Maybe we can help with his curse. And then we wandered off.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)

[mysticalcats]

two pretty best friends

[sisaarts]

Letters for Cookie Run`s 16th anniversary 🍪💙🤎✨

[hintcoined]

we need to talk about the end of this case because what

[aeb-art]

here's a continuation of this comic. it ended up kinda long so the full thing is under the cut

yeah these two immediately forgot that there are other people in the room lmao

[sysig]

The familiarity is not very comforting (Patreon)

[unikhroma]

i love the vocal sonic tracks. i have too many of them memorized. i wanna know which one is your favorite. i obviously couldn't fit every one in the choices but i tried to get the most popular ones in + include older ones

[allastoredeer]

Oh, more Maisy lore, yesss😍😍😍

And he's hiding her? Oh my god, the shenanigans!

I bet Angel thinks the hotel is haunted or something 😂

But what about Alastor and Adam's fight at the end 😱

Does it change anything? Does Adam survive?

Because I gotta say, while I usually root for all parents to survive, the idea of the gang finding Maisy in the aftermath and adopting her as the hotel communal baby is hilarious.

Can you imagine Lucifer's face when he realizes that Adam and Alastor procreated? 😂😂😂

That moment you find out the two worst people you know had a baby together

Lucifer is disgusted and confused. This Adam-Alastor baby amalgamation has to be the thing of nightmares. He's too busy trying to figure out WHY Alastor and Adam would fuck each other, to consider HOW they ended up in the same room at all.

Not even bringing up that Sinners and Winners can't reproduce.

It DEFINITELY changes what happens in the finale fight. Adam wasn't expecting to see an old one-night stand waiting to fight him on a rooftop (not the first time tho) much less finding out that he has a secret, hidden daughter.

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

[nxcturus]

Ok so hear me out; Eternal Sugar x Golden Cheese

Also bonus doodle cuz these girlies for sure have a height difference <3

[marzghost]

SKIZZLEMAN HAD A TONGUE PIERCING?!?!

[five-wow]

when i think about steve's first date with brooke in 10x01 i always think about "that was danny, who i love, very much" and "it's kind of like we're married, me and him" and, of course, the basic premise of steve actively being on a date that was very clearly set up for him by danny only to be constantly interrupted by danny's texts and calls, which danny demands he answers, seemingly not with the intention to be a little affectionately annoying to a friend (that's not the vibe) but instead, well, for literally no justifiable reason whatsoever. however. there's also SO much to be said about when brooke goes "you know what they say about marriage, right? just a friendship recognized by the police", and particularly about the fact that it happens in this context, and that someone wrote this line in a script for this show, because, c'mon. obviously those words further validate the "joke" (in quotation marks. we're on the shipping side of tumblr, you get why) that what steve and danny have is (like) a marriage - they ARE police, they recognize their friendship, that's all the requirements met - but then there's also the layers of, like. steve is on a date with this woman, who he is meeting to see if there's a potential romantic future for them. the kind that leads to love and sex and even marriage, and then he goes oh i love danny so much, and then she goes well marriage is just like friendship! same thing essentially! which is lovely (you should be good friends with the people you choose to spend your life with, that's a healthy basis for any type of relationship) but i do think that maybe, crucially, there are a few generally expected elements to our social concept of marriage that don't pop up in most people's basic definition of friendship, like. romance. or sex. and so here we are, once again, equating steve and danny's friendship (which is the same thing as marriage) to a marriage (in steve's words), now with the added spice of the explicitly romantic context of a date between steve and a woman (heterosexual, so that's allowed to be romance) which danny keeps interrupting, like he's a part of that somehow (?? uh oh, what does it all mean?). and steve picks up the phone. he could have turned it off, but he picks up the phone, and then he goes back to the table, and he doesn't make up some excuse but he says "that was danny, who i love, very much. but sometimes he's a little intense" and then brooke nods and goes "sounds like my ex", which i hadn't even touched on yet because there's just so much going on that somehow "sounds like my ex (who i was married to, because we were in a romantic relationship, and we have kids together)" completely gets drowned out.

and then a few episodes later danny moves into steve's home, which does not have enough beds to accomodate three grown men (junior was there first) unless someone is sharing, and he never moves back out again. "he's a little intense". well yeah, that's one way of saying "sorry brooke, you showed up right in the middle of the last season of one of the wildest tv queerbaits of the current century".

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Breaking my own heart imagining Jeremy's POV of Grayson's attack.

Like, not only is his friend really hurt, but there is clearly more going on here. Jean shoves him away and is frantically putting in a code for the door that's wrong — he doesn't know where or when he is.

He catches up to Jean fully clothed in the shower. His friend, who he has noticed never lingers in the shower and is afraid of the pool, is in the shower scrubbing at his neck.

Because someone bit him. Someone bit Jean in the exact place where he always claws at himself when he's distressed.

[megamog]

Final Fantasy XII Week Anniversary Edition - Day 7: Zodiac